The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, August 31, 1904, Image 7
-S--S- -V " -' - &Zf& ,-'3Sr-" "'--- '--, . .i tf ' - -,- -' - :- B'v-iv-- -Jl -: : :--i :1J .--Sfif.- f.;JV v- .- :W i p . Curtails Students' Holidays. A movement is oa foot In Russia to . dimmish tke excessive number of hol idays for students. During a four rears course at a Russian universi ty the work done covers onlv one .rear and 295 days. In France the ..time covered is two years, eeventy four days; in England, two years. 158 oays; in the United States, two years, 210 days; In Germany, two years, 230 .Cays. Denmark stands at the head of the list, with two years. 264 days. itlHNMitW. The flrt tWO I11 a.r Acr1A iMtnlT -Pcllcl trainlag in laboratories or As&tomT SP?'?87' Embryology, CbeKiMry. Physiology. ratkology mad Bacteriology, by peciUts axu. .life-workers inthctc branches. The last twe year are given to personal study of dine&seir . eJiicallaborator1es.ho.pitliiarKllispecsaris. . toot merely aSUated. but under the lull control of th Faculty for bed-side instruction. Foi articular- and catalogue HriiT5ii tte Dtac C Locust Street. Sr Loui. i ? . . The. Day's Length. -.. "Ely a .simple rule, the length of the lay and night, any time of the year, siaybe ascertained by doubling the lime.ot the sun's rising, which will rive'the length of the night; and dou ble the time of setting will give the ergth of The day. Greatest Misfortune of Life. ';'" Mayors appear to have had their troubles two centuries ago. At liiele- 'Wd, Germany, there is a tombstone with this Inscription: "Here lies Jo- '-tiasnes Burggreve. who considered his - rlectfoc as burgomaster of this city "the greatest misfortune of his life." irs. tiizaDetn n. I nompson of Lillydale, N.Y., Grand Worthy Wise Templar, and Member of W.C.T.U., tells how she recov ered by the use of Lydia E. Pinkhams Vegetable Compound. " Dear Mes. Pznsizasi : I am one of the many of your prateful friends who have been cured through the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and who can to-day thank you for the fine health I enjoy. When I was thirty-fire years old,I FcfTered severe backache and frequent bcariagr-dovc-n pains; in fact. I kad womb trouble I was very anxious to pet well, and reading of the cures your Compound had made. I decided to try it. Itookonlrsixbottles.butitbuiltmo up nd cured me entirely of my troubles. Mj family and relatives were nnturallr as gratified as I was. My ricce had heart trouble and nervous prostration, and was considered incur able. She took your Vegetable Com pound and it cured her in a short time, and the became well and strong, and her home to her great joy and her hus band's dcltjrht was blessed with a fcaby. I know of a number of others who isave been cured of different kinds of female trouble, and am satisfied that your Compound is the best medicine t ior fcicK wosicn. .uus- tr.izABETn u. TnnMFcov. !Vx 10.".. Lillydale. N.Y. iSOOO icrtnt if cricincl of atii letfr $rm!a$ "From the cradlo to the baby chair" KAVE YOU A BABY? If so, yon ought to fcsve a PHOENIX WALKING CHAIR (FATESTXn) "AN IDEAL SCLF-INSTRUCTOR." OUR PHOEXIX Walking Cliair holds the child securelv, pre venting those painful falls and bumps which are so frequent when babv learns to walk. "ETTE THAN A NURSE." The chair is provided with a re movable, sanitary cloth seat.which supports the weight of the child and prevents bow-legs and spinal troubles ; it also has a table attach ment which enables baby to find amusement in its toys, etc, with oat any attention. "As iasspsataM as a sratfts." It is so constructed that it pre traats Had clothes, nSTiif front drafts aa4 floor gena aaa is byphysiciaas aad Mlaabr. aadmtiatv. K o oaby abomlC be wittwat Gall at yovr furmitmrs dealer susrvac PHOENIX CHAIR CO. .WET WEAfflER. WI5D0M1 gk TteOQKMAL , ! SLICKER 6J.ACK CBYELLOWt j rHLKEEP wwrr 'NOThHSLlWPJ. 7AX KO SU337I7UTS CATAiGucs race .Sxow!5 r?Ls. uc er caaiccrrrs asre hats. A. J. TCV.-ER CO., aosren. mass., u.s.. -TS-gS CAHA; I AW CO.. LTD.. TOBCCTO. CAKA3A. 7cu nciclcc ever tziie. ".V ,1 hendrrd milu.es of sfcen Issve I been tola la the un!:eJ st fci s zie ver. t-c:l:ni.e. fccir- b:m. -let bela:ae. diiilaes. b2 lriti or tin-it. and eve-T :J bo zri'iz Irjtn s di-orJred rosarfc MSseUsfed or ccrM bj- H'?ai Ta!a;-i ' ae will peaera'.lr elvc relief within treaty ni- see. The sve-rai paeia?e 1 caosfc Icr -- . gr-i .'mt. All irusslt cH iie- cn Crow Rcs er vat ion in Knntawa. esd Mc lur cisp cat! lvm;itl.-a n j.? Tr7TT'i p"' F Ar'"'i S-'l,-i,3ca BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIES CURES catarrh of ifcc staszzsh. r i aaVJr m. iaaat aaaa BttaSOflflVBaHBpaahaCf- rmmmmWVLBSJummm aLV L "i m. fc a " iaaH ! Airs. Elizabeth H. Thompson,! gHrl rocv a - .aTsaUBBv .r"- r&MSL rz "-.' - asv-wt: Real Wonder. "Great guns: What terrible piano playing! Is that the girl you said was wonderful?" "It is." "What is wonderful about her?"' "Why, it is wonderful how she keeps the neighbors from assassinating her." Couldn't Spare Boy. Willie Pa, can't you spare money enough to buy me gun? Pa My son, I am going to get you a gun when I can spare a boy, but not before. MVWWMMWMWAAAMMWWWMWWWVWM TRUE. VA I'' A i A aHalakks. -m. Sm Teacher Johnnie, name a bird that is now extinct. Johnnie Our canary. The cat extincted him. An Unpleasant Reminder. "What does Bifkins remind you of?" "I hate to tell." "Because it's a reflection on Bif kins?" "No. on me." "I don't understand." "Well. I'll explain. Every time I see Bifkins he reminds me of a little bill I've owed him for over a year." Evidently Needed Teaching. The vacation schools and the warm weather brought an obnoxiously odor iferous youngster to teacher, who sent her home to be washed. On the returning, less aromatic, said the youngster to the teacher: "Me mudder wants to know if I lome here t git teached or git amelled." New York Sun. If It Was Good. "What did Columbus do that pleased the king?" asked the kindergarten teacher. "He stood an egg on an end," re plied the smart boy. "And what did he do then.?" The smart boy thought for a no- . ment and then responded: "He ate the egg." Lets Like Him. ; "He's quite an active political work- er. isn't be?" "Oh. no; he has not reached that stage yet." "Why, he talks of nothing but poll . tics." "Yee; he's merply an active politi cal talker." Advice. "No," she declarer, "I will never marry any man who hasn't grit enough to go and ask papa for me." "That's all right, but you ought to remember that your father has a weak heart, and sudden joy has often been known to prove fatal in such cases." Good News if True. She And are you really so much Letter since you returned from your trip abroad? He Yes, indeed! I'm quite an other man. I assure you. She Well, I'm sure all your friends uill be delighted to hear it. ' Poor Artist. Art and Drama met. "There are not so many young men , wedded to me as formerly,' said Art. "I suppose they could not support ' you?" interrogated Drama. "No, the trouble was I could not support them." I Just a Slap. Miss Knox I think Mr. Noozey wants to surprise you with a birthday gift soon. I Miss Passay Indeed? Why? Miss Knox He asked me if I knew when your thirty-fifth birthday would be. At the Seaside. Younger Sister If you don't intend to go in the water why did you put on your bathing suit? You don't look at all well in it. Elder Sister I know it. but one has to make some sacrifices to be in style. Amaiswous. Mr. Boreleigh I've got the physical culture craze in my head. Do you think there is anything in it? Penelope I certainly think there is something in physical culture. Judge. True, Indeed. Ostend "Earthquakes turn houses upside down. How do they look then, pa? Pa "Oh. just like any house when the husband is keeping bachelor's hall in the summer time." What Did She Mean? Reggy "Bah Jove. I wonder if Miss Rose knows that I don't drink anvtti-g but scft stuST." Clare "I sup:jon .-". I heard her say yea were a soft drinLor. ' Circurr.ctar.t:l Evidence. Bridget Is it thrue. aus, the mas ter's give up drinkin? Mistress Yes. but why do you ask? aricset Autnm . mum. only the 1 cloves te goin" faster than iver. Pick-Me-Up. Imprcving Gradually. ;' "Your wife is improving with her balling, isn't she?" "Oh, yes." s "Her calies andtpies now arc gcoc enough to -eat," eh?" A Kind Chaperon. Tess "My chaperon was just as Lice as she could be. She told me while we were at the shore I must keep Jack Huggard at a distance." Jess "Eut I thought you liked Tess "So I do. She meant him at a distance from her." keep Honk-Honk Harmony. "Runnybout has a beautiful auto mobile suit and hat, but no auto." "No. he is having the machine en ameled to match the clothes." A Difficult Process. "What are you doing?" asked Maud. "Studying Russian." answered Ma mie. "Do you know. I believe I have riisrnvp'-sl tvn- v..-v r..: ,. --... .. ii.. iuc iiu?aiiuib are ae-i xuicu st onen. sen a Russian gen eral gives a command it must con sume a lot of valuable time to get out a lexicon and translate it to the troops " Dark Secret. La Montt When I see a chap in a big black Windsor bow I always specu late. La Moyne Indeed! I suppose you speculate whether he is an artist or an actor. La Montt No. I speculate whether he has on a shirt or whether he has not. Setting Traps and Caps. "Yes. the foreign duke was conspicu ous among the beach smart circles." "You don't say: How many women were after him?" "Thirty." "But there are only fifteen ladies at the beach." young "Yes, but each has a mamma.' VVVVVWVWVWVAAAAAAWW'AVVWAAAWAVVWWVW NOW THEY Mrs. Oldstyle It's strange that you should recognize me. You haven't seen me for five years. Mrs. Newstyle I didn't know your face, but I remembered your hat and dress the moment I saw them. Sure Sign. "He's had good luck at poker late ly." "How do you know." "I heard him remark this morning that it's a mistake to say poker isn't a thoroughly scientific game." Reform. "Senator Kraft is talking a good deal about the need of reform in poli tics." "Yes: reminds me of a drunken man handing out temperance tracts." Slang Tabooed. Clara Our club bars out gum-chewing and slang. Bertha It does? Clara Yes; women who chew gum and Talk slang oughtn't to cut any ice in a literary club. Popular Remedy. "Eay. Colonel, what do you take for the malaria down here?" "Whisky and quinine, sub." TVo!'. s-icsp the remedy fails?" ""Tn2 I sto? the ccinino, suh." Sure Test. Ztliles Standish was figuring out how he stcod with PrisciHa: "I guess I'm ace high." he refected, "because I notice that she doesn't take me around and introduce me to the other girls." One Wcmana Way. iliggles My wife never says a word when I go to a lodge meeting. es -NUiiiC LUa iUiiltf. tai she makes. up .for i: when. I come: home about 2 a. si -Mk 'jdlfcV ' Wat a License All Right, But your dog license has been paid for this year." said the department clerk. "Strange." remarked the forgetful man. -I'm sure this string around y finger was to remind me to cone here for my license." "But its been paid; probably by your wife, or " "My wife? Oh. that's it! It was my marriage license I was to get to-day." Truthful Young Man. Lady I bought a calico wrapper of you a few days ago and you warranted the colors to be fast. Clerk Yes. madam; I remember it. Lady Well, the moment I put it in the washtub the colors came out . Clerk That proves the truthfulness oi my assertion, madam. There cer tainly wasn't anything slow about those colors". To Be Sure. Little Johnny Say. pa. will buy me a pair of roller skates? you Pa What in the name of common sense do you want with a pair oi roller skates? Little Johnny Why, pa. I want to use them for mowing the lawn in summer and shoveling snow in win ter. What else could I use them for, pa? Unwonted Activity in the Shop. "Now, that is what I like to see," observed the rural merchant to the proprietor of he great department store. "All your clerks are full of vim and energy." "Yes." replied the proprietor, with a sarcastic smile. "We close at noon to-day, and they are getting ready to go out." He Was a Terror. Customer Say, I want watch dog. good Dealer I have one that will just suit you. Customer Is he savage? Dealer Is he savage? Why, he ac tually chews holes in his own pants. Only Obstacles to Him. "What a beautiful road this Is." said the fair visitor, "the overshadow ing trees are so perfect. Don't yoa just love these grand old trees?" -No, I don't," replied her host, who was just learning to run an auto, "they're forever getting in my way." Forced to that Conclusion. Caller You never play the violin in public I presume, then, you do it solely for your own amusement. Host I'm afraid I do. From cer tain remarks dropped by the neigh bors I have been led to think it doesn't amuse them at all. Just for a Bluff. Him Would you scream if I at tempted to kiss you? Her Indeed I would if any one happened to e looking at the time. DONT SPEAK. Worrying the Landlord. Clarinda You can't keep a dog in your new flat? Florinda No, we had to give Fido away, but Frederick had bis dear little bark put in our phonograph. Cincin nati Commercial Tribune. Athletics. "Do you think the modern girl is benefited, by an athletic training?" "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne. "It enables her to get in and out of a hammock without breaking her neck' Diagnosis. Patient Do you consider this trouble fatal, doctor. You know my means are limited and "Well, as a rule, the patient suc cumbs to it after about $2,000 worth of treatment." Life. Good Wife and Gcod Husband. "Mother thinks you'll make me a good wife," said the girl's intended. "Indetd?" replied the girl, with the determined jaw: "yon tell your mother I'll innke you a grod husband -That's the new mansion of one of our wealthy sugar refiners." "Ah! Another house built upon sand." "Xo; rather upon the rocks he made cut cf sand." Falsely Accused. "You are nothing but an idler,' said the industrious ant, scornfully. "Xot me," replied the grasshopper. "Why. I have been' on the jump ever -I sicca L was bom." - ' 7: ''Muunrr'iiiFT Dean's Kjdney Pills TEN POUNDS. Brought Strength and Health to the Sufferer, Mak ing Him Feel Tventy-?ivs '" Years Younger. J. B. Corton. -armer and lumberman, ot Deppe. N. C, says: "I suffer ed for yea: j with my back. It was so bad .that I could not walk any dis tance nor even ride ia easy j. a. coktos. uuggy. i ag ; j sot believe i could have raised ten pounds of weight from the erousd. the pain wes so severe. This was my con dition when I began using Doan's Kid ney Pills. They quickly relieved me and now I am never troubled as I was. My back is strong and 1 can walk or ride a long distance and feel Just as strong as I did twenty-five years ago. I think so much of Doan's Kidney Pills that I have given a sup- ply of the remedy to some of my neignoors ana iney nave aiso iounu good results. If yoa can sift anything from this rambling note that will be of any service to you. or to any one suffering from kidney trouble, you are at liberty to do so." A TRIAL FREE Address Foster liilhurn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. For sal? by all dealers; price. 50 cts. Sultan's Titles. The sultan of Turkey has seventy one titles and on the parchment con taining them are the words "as many more as may be desired can be add ?d to this number." Among the titles ire "Abdul Hamid, the Eternally Vic arious." "the Eternally Smiling." "the Eternally Invincible," "Distribu tor of Crowns to the Heroes Seated on the Thrones" and "Shadow of God 3n Earth." Men as Actresses. Japan boasts of several brilliant ac tors, but, strangely enough, she af fords no encouragement to actresses. Women's parts are played by men. and played excellently well, too. Jap anese boys who are destined for a stage career are brought up entirely by members of the feminine sex. By the time that they are midway In their teens they have acquired all the usual female characteristics. Deer Swifter Than Electric Car. A deer was found on the car track at Sturbridge the other day which when startled ran swiftly along the ties ahead of the car. The motorman opened the controller to the last notch, but the animal led the car for a full quarter of a mile and then leaped lightly over the fence and dis appeared. Word "Weigh" Too Much for Him. A London juryman fainted the other day while the judge was charging the body. The Judge was saying: "You must give the statements of the wit nesses for the "defense full weight," At the words, "fuH weight," the jury man fainted. Later, it was found that Lu was a coal dealer. Kentucky Man's Duty. Jamboree. Ky.. August 29 (Special), i After suffering for years with pain ' In the back Mr. J. M. Coleman, a well known citizen of this place, has found a complete cure in Dodd's Kidney Pills. Knowing how general this dis ease is all over the country, Mr. Cole man feels it is his duty to make his experience public for the benefit of ! other sufferers. f "I want to recommend Dodd's Kid- i ney Pills to everybody who has pain i in the back," Mr. Coleman says. "I suffered for years with my back. I . used Dodd's Kidney Pills and I have not felt a pain since. My little girl -- too complained of her back and she f used about half a box of Dodd's Kid- ! ney Pills aEd she is sound and well." Backache is Kidney Ache. Dodd's Kidney Pills are a sure cure for all i Kidney Aches, including Rheuma tism. Not a Lucrative Business. Dr. Smiles did not leave so much , noney behind him as did Sir H. ii. Stanley; but in his case more than .n Stanley's the amount is likely to represent literary earnings. At any rate, $370,000 is not considered a bad recompense for "self-help," when ap plied in a calling which, apart from xe more signal successes of a few lovelists and playwrights, rarely eads on to such fortunes as are made a soaps or pills. Disgrace to Lose Mustaches. Two Mohammedan criminals at Ol aautz were in consternation on hear ing that, like all other prisoners, they arould have to have their mustaches shaved off. They pleaded that that would be an indelible disgrace, and that their wives would leave them. rhey were finally allowed to keep them. After U With a Net . "What on earth are you a-doin' with that 'ar crab net?" asked the farm coman behind the gingham apron. Tse Just a-lookin for people what :asta their bread on the water," said tinerant Ike; "ala't you goin' to do a little castin' this axrning, mum?" Keep Valuable Secret in Family. When the originator of the genuine eau de cologne died, age 80, he gave his secret to fcU nephew and heir. Since 1709 only ten persona have seen the recipe, which ia kept in a box trebly locked. LEARNING THINGS We An All In the Apprentice Claas. When a simple change of diet brings back health and happiness the story is briefly told. A lady of Springfield, 111., says: "After being afflicted for years with nervousness and heart trouble, I received a shock &ur years ago that left me in such a condition that my life was despaired of; I could get no relief from doctors rr from the numberless heart and nrve medicines I tried because I ditin't know that the coffee was daily cutting me back more than the Drs. oonld put me ahead. "Finally at the request of a friend I tefl off coffee and began the use of Fostum and against my convictions I &r? dually improved in fceaith until izr He past cr S months I have been an'.ire'y free from nervousness and ! '.'rose terrible sinking, weakening apejls cf heart trouble. "3Iy troubles all came from the use ! sr coffee whicn I had drunk from childhood and yet they disappeared ? when I quit coffee and took up the use of Fcstum." Xame sivea by Postum Co Battle Creek. Slich. M2ny people marvel at the effects of leaving off coffee and drinking Postum but there is nothing marvel cus about it only common sense. Coffee is a destroyer Postum is a rxbuilder. That's the reason. Lock ia each pkg. for the famous little bock, "The Road to eUvUle." XE liIr " Every housekeeper should know that if they will buy Deuance Cold Water Starch for laundry use they will save not only time, because it never sticks to the iron, but because each package contains 16 oz. one full pound while all other Cold Water Starches are put up in -pound pack- I ages, and the price is the same, 10 i cents. Then again because Defiance Starch is free from all injurious chem icals. If your grocer tries to sell you a 12-oz. package it is because he has a stock on hand which he wishes to dispose of before he puts in Defiance. He knows that Defiance Starch has printed on every package in large let ters and figures "16 ozs." Demand Defiance and save much time and money and the annoyance of the iron sticking. Defiance aever sticks. Longevity in Europe. Of all European countries France i the most favorable to longevity; of every 1.000 persons forty-four reach the age of seventy. In Norway the rumber is forty, in Sweden thirty three. Italy thirty-one. Switzerland thirty, England twenty-seven, Ger many twenty-six. Spain twenty-four. i Austria twenty-three, Hungary eight- ctru. i Insist on Getting It. Some grocers say they don't keep Defiance Starch. This is because they have a stock on hand of other brands containing only 12 oz. in a package, which they won't be able to sell first. because Defiance contains 16 oz. for the same money. Do you want 16 oz. Instead of 12 oz. for same money? Then buy Defiance Siarch. Requires no cooking. Many Proverbs About Luck, The proverbs on luck are numerous and expressive in all languages. In English we say "It is better to be torn lucky than rich." The Arabs convey the same idea in the apt pro verb, "Throw him into the Nile and he will come up with a fish in his mouth," while the Germans say. "If he flung a penny on the roof a dollar would come back to him." Toad Net Wasteful. Some time ago I saw a toad shed his old skin. First the skin split in a straight line down the middle of the back, and the toad with his hind legs pulled it down and off as one might pull off a coat. Then, rolling up the el in intn e ca-ivv5 -wf rll Vft TiromntJv cmtmtu. ,r Bnv.m i,, Hi.pHna. ! . ' , z w, . tion to waste anything even his cast- off clothes. Ernest Harold Baynes. Buying Rubies in Burma. The peculiar business methods of Oriental merchants are illustrated by the manner of buying rubies in Bur ma. In the examination of rubies arti ficial light is not used, the merchants holding that full sunlight alone can bring out the color and brilliancy of the gems. Sales must, therefore, take place between 9 a. m. and 3 p. m., and the sky must be clear. Cant Interfere. "Your daughter plays a great deal of classical music in a rather orig inal way." remarked the man with gold glasses. "Yes." answered Mr. Cumrox. regretfully. "She bought the Iiano and the music out of her own spending money, and I suppose she i feels that she has a right to do wh-t the pleases with them." Value of Moderate Eating. No matter what kind of food is taken, the quantity should be small. The human body can live and thrive snd work on a surprisingly small quantity of nourishment. Great mod- I eiation in eating Is. therefore, one of ' the keys that unlock the doors of lung living. A Misfit. A correspondent sends us an inter esting natural history note. On open ing his wardrobe the other day he found a moth in his dress coat. The effCt- he ec'ares was ludicrous, as Va rtj-ioT- tt-c rf-f riiTcc Ttinnn trr r?e the coat was, of course, much too big for the moth. Ccld Baths vs. Drunkenness. In the course of a discussion at the sanitary congress Mr. Weaver de clared that it was almost impossible tor anyone taking a cold bath every morning to become an habitual drunk ard. London Telegraph. lilt Brraaantly rami. 9ofii 1 rilwCrstdAT'aaaeofDr.Kltar'aGm.tyerrFKatoi T. Sal for FBEESt.M trial Dottie nd tnatMb tw. cl. m. uox, uo, hi Arei siren. rauaotipwB, r Hunt Treasure at Mont Pelee. Treasure hunting has become the principal occupation of the islanders of Martinique. They dig day and night among the ruins caused by the eruptions of Mont Pelee for gold and other valuables. Mentality Shown by Laughter. High mentality is shown in a laugh. There are savages in Africa who t never laugh; they grin, that is all; and this lack of the quality of laugh ter is a symptom of their low men tality. No Dutiful Wife Will Do It. ' Once when a man loses all love for his wife is when he holds a straight flush against four aces in a little po . ker game and she has the four aces. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. Raise Hogs for Chinese. In the hope of making profit ort of the Chinese who have displaced them from the Transvaal mines, some Kaf firs have taken to bog raising, so as i to gratify the Celestials' love of pork. More Flexible and Lasting, won't shake out or blow out; by using Defiance Starch you obtain better re sults than possible with any other brand and one-third more for same money. Those who love with purity con sider not the. gilt of the lover, but the love of the giver. Thomas a'Kem pis. You never hear any one complain about "Defiance Starch." There is none to equal it in quality and quantity. 16 ounces. 10 cents. Try it now and save your money. When a man puts out his shingle on the roof the Lord is likely to let him sit down in the basement awhile and think. Too manv people waste their time ;? on th ni;.;Mi o i,: ..E "- J"w-c iit -G.ll.lUg, ! for the band wagon to come along. Lucky is he who marries a widow whose first husband was mean to her. I I do not believe Piso' Cure Jor ConTOr,- cr- ' Hu-zn. Tr.i.::y i'z.T.. izw . rct. :.".. :;o Faith is the only eje v.-'tli which it is safe to look at the future. -, vrl!!?: T:.:r?ow'".Soot?,nr Syra' ivnmfcr..n.irTtpca.carsj-sriadcwi. -jscs.t . The man who lives bv tricks fid" them to be back-handed traps. Dr.DaTld Ensnll'l Vnwnr'tm Svkm.. . GrrJ KUlnrj and IJer tnr. WortJ ruwu. 'VVrrs. IT. I A man gets fame in heaven gcod deed dene in secret. by i Tie Mcrizc J.jt Kenj:r vc .'c'.cn. wi! Her: Ljc ikct :rct. Wrlur tLti tct y.nr rjtr The crael are always cowardlr. AfetjdatfcRcpafaiiDR&rAs- H KlKjteStoanCaSMaWmRSrf Promotes DtronJChwrfur- ittssandRmlMtaias rater OpmaOfoxylavM norriueral. H ISotXamcotic. Apedecl Remedy rorCosstipa- H lion. Sour Stonach.Diarrtoea Worn.Conviusions.FcvrTish- H nrss and Loss OF SLEEP. Facsimile Signature of H yjsw york. a I DCACT COPT OF WRAKQL I VjjRaaaSSWVi $5.0O I I AU B Ahan. rmu to tit Imi nieat & y liVK&&SS. y.vLtSr iSt Jjr 9V-V AvlV-jwk.- X fSBJii7 t & vijBL lyAaaa iBBV LJrzw?,)rmmV-&&S aajr7'r''v xRaraaE -.' t' s-r m. XmLjmWmmXiirai i Sdf T 3flaEadkCsamaABA? MOW norr FQRGET DonYforget when you order starch to get tint best. Get DEFIANCE. No more "yellow" looking clothes. no more cracking or doesn't stick to the iron. It gives satis faction or you get your money back. The cost is io cents for 16 ounces of tne best starch made. Of other starches you get but 12 ounces. Now don't forget. It's at your grocers. nANUFACTUMo m THE DEFIANCE STARCH CO., 4 OMAHA. NEB. Great Reduction in Rates via WABASH RAILROAD Home visitor? excursions sold every Tuesday in September and October 11th. Half fare (dIus J1.00) for the round trip to all points in Indiana, points in Ohio and Kentuckv. JS.50 St. Louis and return, sold Tuesdays and Thursdavs, also September 3rd. 4th and 11th. VZ.V) St. Louis and return, sold daily. T31.25 Baltimore and return, sold September 3th and 10th. S27.15 Buffalo. Niajrara Falls or Toronto and return, sold daily. $21.50 Detroit and return, sold daily. $20.00 Chicago and return (one way via St. Louis), sold daily. Longr limit and stop over allowed at St. Louis on ALL tickets. Schedule oi our Fast trains. Read down. 7:43 a. m.i'6:30 p. m. Lv. 8:00 a. mJ6:43 . in. Lv. 7:33 p. m. ": a. m. Arr. 7:30 p. m.7:13 a. m. Arr. These trains run dailv The Wabash lands all passengers at and checks bag-sage to its own station at main entrance of World's fair grounds. Think what this means: quick time, extra car fare saved, and a delightful trip, and you are not all tired out before entering- the Exposition rrounds. All Agnt can route you via the Wabash R. R. For beautiful World'! Fair folder and all information address. HARRY E. MOORE8. G. A. P. D.. Wab R, R.. Omaha. Xeb. SOLO BY DRUGGISTS. ANTISEPTIC Sample Free. ANTISEPTIC People who never give more than chicken feed to the church are the first to complain if they don't get chicken pie in every sermon. Of course you hare been unable to dodge the fool man who insists on talking about himself Then yen wzn; T.'j !: ";'s mirlity looKs't to ?ci so arx- ions about saving the whole wcrlci t rhrr rm hnrpr': Timp tr dn for your own ward. Some men are never happy except' i i .i .tti. i. ...i. . vaen UIV luiur. i-uw iai.u-u u.'te i the ether fellow has it. Everybody says "Amen" to thet man who prays to be ta:en cut of LLlia .ZLA HUilU Deuance Starch is guaranteed bipr ge?t and best or money refunded. 25 ounces. 10 cents. Try it now. Turn your back on the sun and you must live ia the shada?.'. CJSTIMA For Infanta and ChiMr . The Kind You Have Always Bwghi Bears the Signature of In Ose For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA AW MM Hi W. L. DOUGLAS SIS! S3.50 & S3 SHOES St AND $4.0O CUSTOM.BCNCM WORK IN MX. the mart uhaoi lutkuii. $2.50 Police. Thpcc Solcs. S2.50 mho i!.UU VVOftHIITCMEN-, HST 111 THE WOWLD. $2.50, S2.CO AND S1.75.Bo VS. FOR Drcss and School Wear. W. I Dongls sm&m and nell more tnaa SCOuud 93.00 kbtH-ftthnn any other tuanu facturrr in the world. The rrivin tbrr aro tbe greatest Millers i. they ar mmta of th Ursi leathers. holl their lia. tit better, wear longer, ami lic.-e' more Talue than any other hoes. V. lruj;ln guarantees their tMud br stamr insr hi. name anil price on the bottom. Look for it .take no tubtitute. SoM tv shoe dealers c vcrra here. I'ut Color Eutlti uttd rxr(iutrry. "AS COOO AS S7.0O SHOES." Jfretofor Av iw wmrimg 9T.09 acx. I pmrchmstt m pmlr mf W. I. DmagtaM 3.SO rx. t?AicA M hao tmmrm vmry am fmr rMf- mmmthM. TAey ar am amtlafmcfry i 4m mmt tofntf tm rmtmm mmrm mmwmiv . WM. CJtJtr KMOWLSS. Jtmat. Citp Jmllelfr, PhUm. a eainsafsadafRe Man's fftnrf-siftCirTr if fr "r" W. I BaIas saw reraaa Caltaaia la I Stmd for Catalog airing full i- felt la raaevtea I rtrwctirmm Immto mratr bm mail. Ltatker wu. w. L. Seagiaa, avacataa, l breaking. It Read up. Omaha Arr. &:00 p. m.!8:M a. m. Council fluffs Arr. 8:45 p. m.!8:00 a. m. World's Fair Station Lv. &;15 a. ra.'7:45 p. m. St. Louis Lv. &:00 a. m. 7:30 p. m. Compare this time with other lines. PILE GONES PILE CONE CO., Crttt.N. CMC WHILE YOU SLEEP. BLINDNESS AND DEAFNESS CURED AT MOMS ir yoo tare traik are, fallla sunt, granulated n-lt.euci o-r iHe je or acr ares or jvt k'.ni, cataxrli or dearbeia. rltr fail lf trrtptlca of yr c- aal trial trt&Uaens wlil be teazjoa FREE OF CHARGE. r tr . .r.--r-.t rc- -,f Jji a'Olorlt'.te.(ik. i- V ..ji(. -OiUtUUt ilJ-J. Ci car lis., w 1st.,:. lEWIS'SIHGLE BINDER STRAICK7 5CCISAR - Year icbter or direct i roc Fictorr, Peoni. m. V e ZiT Y. N. U Omaha. No. 361904 5S " uiets ftsSt all fctit ".L. fii tS la tLse. goto iT dregggm. igf . ? . . ,-.. .