" yj, 5-V f " . " -"Oj -.- 5 '"50' e-' t rW--" ?"" - " -1S-'.Z- T ?r' -t' -$"' .. " -3 -' -- i. - C r J P . -t I" --5 " . . -I '"eirsssr' -"i al . :i" bi.U I f. r i-1 w '1 -1 a r :4: l 1i j i 1 - K. tt.r - i " . ' k. ru s. . :5-'i" , F , . .- - ". . -.. i. , ."." -" - .. ----------------------------- ' ----------wiia..- lS5 -- . r--- js t . t - - --S-C-. ' .. I I I r "Peace acd tUTisioa gaia!" he E Pa4 ? lfa 111 2fl-. II N-- JflW kWcJk I The Waid of King Canute !- --5 . : I Got E?C1 Witt WldOW J Ipi P I ' h 11 J A f t ; ' -ad coe to k-1 at on-- ----b-bbJI H H ir8 fo !r Bttws i .--- - t Tii t-j-m i-t tiiL "J sid to tCTS-cn ' messenger gare "It took e a solid week to think -una withoat a batkixc safe in her B B W ?rH H - J? "" ' " - T- t RaTiriaTfn her chance for freedom ; u !t oat. &at I did it." said the summer I luggage well, I knew then I had the H tfAVBrC. ViBMM HH H' ' J"'--' i CopTric-. ag. r a. c XcCLCBG - (XL f she ao t-jjj-. A g -j - fdow- np ,- i widow's rase and could root her LM - B'r fSSf Hml V0 fltfl ;. !- ---- 1 moineni zcore. ad she was im tte ie kad ever dace or expected 'to do. fcorse- foot --1 das. Ske wear BpF twrfl&r S5IL -SK!? ' 1 gg" ' vei" wo - - o- -e. claaptas j i- wjjea Tm not called off to -- - the WW W ' Slb X-" -. . .. her hands wriczar them ia alter- w ., bathhouse is, aad as sooa as I was ?l W-' ' EBKlr r k JBlr ""." CHAPTER XIV. .Vow his blde -, a fe2is wk-- -. tkTarteror. !wae tto way to entertaia cocnar e w hted, X JE A . .. I T-. . . e--p. keeping out of reaca of -WhateTer it briag upon ae I -t ro-s ho wlU iasist eomittg to :he - afld . tf dM t - - : Fold bT "SU! .f ' !""" . 1?ia;-:dv braEd ith ' 5 set back to my woman's clothes.'" she V-ashIaom - ' "--her-at a to go aad see the widow swiou Of ". Hr Laftuid Gtt- w-w - Ha, Th Sa l ' I ;?--, ?e 5ni:S -50 vS f" P3001 bQt of fihr- Xo" rArhea vowed to herself over aad orer. P- P the souad. Of coarse, course he did. aad he said he'd woa- f -ber of - Stock Exchaage Judge-Xow, is it a fact that yoa - i, thMt ,hJS!- .-.. " - . . S? TvT Ire-sides -cri? vehemeace be- -Though it become a kirdraace to -ere arent maay e there, aad dered all along why she didn't go ia " " O.OOO for a seat," said stole these things from witness' store? o- wmea loakfec rJ? V C !i "? I! h-1 in "- 3Ia-ts --5s- oe. though it be the cause of - when one does happen along the wid- bathing. ke husband of the prima donna. Prisoner-lf yoa please, your honor. "He is the kea waiter- 1-" " - T ST. t ? 7 it w-, a h-aing-bird darung into a detth. I fll be a woanttdwiji. Odi owieetasoDtudgrb.ULrL.ot -We went down aad sat right smack P'Th ter. l SLald -"-?-- "And who is tktTS - ": -""I t jL lJf "rliSf" "S! fl7rp- Bat " ff, -T a?aJI1 awe me tht X -kt I had cour- daft over men. but a summer land- ia front of the bathhouse. The widow JS."" S m- ", te r J111- " - " "b! fellow with the dia2TT2r -I rTi j:.!. f ?e aSfllI1S3'-af Lr ahs"HL e eBon- to be a man!" --pe isn't wmplete without a few. -as out ia the water paddling artxmd l ve spnm donaa- " I Vdic - e B of - Coutt-Oh, fro.tr' "M-M -- ..-: !fd .te the ateead of a The Danish bank -as trantlc with tTo be cain " and no comDle.non-dn.or ow H w .. ,-. JTrr- .,. ---Yoakers Statesman. won't he. though? -at , rt .. .' ,', 1 ita auinaa destinies lay berween th fingers of rsr o men. J aat a scattering of the beads if the ' cord should be cat! j Under the elms of the east bank the danzhter of Frode stood aad ) -,-cacc ie beats set out: and the hands that hnnz at her side opened and shut as though they were gasp ing for breath. Turning, she found herself fadaer a wall of stalwart bod ies, a sea of coarse faces, and dis covered, with a sucden ti:hternr of her muscles, that all the eyes which were not following the boat were centered cunouely upon herself. Before she could take a step the nearest warrior thrust out a hand and caught her by her black locks. "Stop a Mttle. my Bold One. " he said gruffly- "Xow that you have a moment to spare from tne high-bom folk, it is the wish of us churls to hear some of your news." A score of heavy voices seconded the demand, and the fa.1 gradually curved into a circle around her. T.y wer- sood-catured enough even the grasp on her nair was rousrhiy playful but her hrr seemed to stop m ner as a swimmer might the Srst ms;ant he lost itt of land and behelc only towering Uku oommg above hnn. "Take joer hands o me. and it shall be as ys wish " The bi: Swede released her wrist to catch her aroera! the waist and tcs her Hke a bpne upon the platter of his shield, which four of them promptly raised Between them and tore along gt:n: ipruancusly at her spraw.mg -Sons for dignity When they came to a -pot along the bank which was o2-z. ea-gh to give them an unobstructed vie of the island, they permitted her to scramble down and seat herseif upon the grass. here th-y ringed tnemselves around her twenty c-p. ""Now for it' Thile they are wait ing far Edmund to land before there is anything to watch the Scar-Cheek commanded. Tell what you told Ca nute with rezard to the English king y net sc. v.' en y:u rsave hrcujnt h Icstl which made htm so reckless as t o agrtre to this bargain. A shoec from tne snrmng mass cf EnsSsh opposite told when the Iron Jde had landed and as soon as it was seen whom he had chosen to ac c.paty him as his witness, a buzz ef excitement passed along the Danish hne. "Es-tc" by ai tie sods, n-inc Jar!'" "Nw for tie nrst time. I helieve that vicsory wt: foilow Canute s swerd!" &ass Borcar ejaculated. "Since nothing less than the madness feekeutn. death coeid cause Edmund ta cscaree his trust m the Gainer. it is een frsxn this that he is a death fated man." It w linie me that the pack gave her for revery however, now it was Sdnc Jari of whom they wanted to near. "Whfie they are talking about the terms there if nothing to look at: teB s how the Gamer pclled the net aroa d rQnz Ecmnad. ' the rough v.ce. demaaded. And anain she was etott-red zo Jsend. ner wits to their 3ac it came a: 'jist. the end that wi tie !e?gc-mz. Secdenly a nand reacied arc d her neck and shut v-r ' nsoctn. "Stop- They are ta-ocrg tetr places. Look'"" Kir ared not have added that last wrs. frssm taat moment for many oo --- oi eyes there was bet one c&ie-t ..n lie -aort-i the snp of rock-ri:--i earta and the two ignre that face- ca ar apen ;c "Nw that the -e-yal duelists stood ftrtk sceder -rp-id of coa- and sVrel tszzz. aad weirtrr ao ether Ltfcn tarn ae o.4- czTfL.' ot their rans. tartr -try was even more ng s a aarr fancy ha pamt --" s"2" ei t The errwtt Canute tag iocrs re?rgg oa-y c tne rr.-- cf th.- -steady !rn.d. aad the widtn of nearly f ; -a .e fed en zi 4x.-uers: Tke, cc- ag ae ssreared e T5ey stdo--r5.d. Wiea ne aaia ZiSid tZi trasiiie w7ih ray2 4ortey hc a:- ?!-. :-. v. 'i&ocgt i- Were J-c i a c cr haec iji his -Jt-err.- S5jsi v y- earta. -ta start- fg y?? -d acS3 -?K2?ssifi te- Jirtr s ra3, 'isr S-ae w?e 5ie ; iayr o&. N- "ci: TrtceTs daagae- - .r-?r tc zh aani tfB-M Ocr.i ... -2- , a - -aaar i -rrSez. Ckncts. vj-jss,, fUfizj. "fc th Sita) rf ,!: hvi tjmz-rd r tk. c - sz ur cvz. r and f3ekd 5-" - .-rtt iht aasiiter- eC n -- h . ; -recd iocrr s !a izrSa a j cca ta . ?v-, i --; s. Ml - v - ces5-as.fr' ts -? Ir cJa5 C ia--M a xt!w ..that- a ete-r ar 1 ,-Jk 2l i i '-r "J l H---Ml 1.1 5 rT7 0L& S,' i lM - . T WmffiU r tfl ' f.K rA --x.fiB raV" ' I HJirT m mLm Ktfiw H m m3m P H B liB. P' VHKBE. C-------- JR" -4MIl " "-" 'k l9!Li-l3ttHfliiK erS 4-a trrf Tfi ,ughtJh2i Jalie. --- Mbahcy a c,t?: tat w is rft, -rd cf :"' rny-- dertitf aa rrk aad-? Er their . , ---- .----- riBi. w--.- I-.-. - r iiiiiiiiiiiiihc i.h. t- rM -- m. < mmrmm wlL---R tiisa - hT v5 iiiiiiaatss. i-coa!d 'ezaress wrv " " . eicrtement. it is the dance or tne Northern Light! " they cried. "Thor has sent him his own s-"crd! The lines of English were wild with anger. "Crash him. the hcrnet, the wasp! Crash him. Edmund!" they roared. In his exultation the Scar-Cheek rolled himself over and over on the grass, and wound up by thrusting his shaggy head into the lap of the red cloaked page I must do something fo- joy. h- panted, "and eicept for i your hair yen look near enoush like a handsome woman. Do you bend and kiss me every time Canute pricks him.' His head fell to the ground with a thump as the child of Frode leaped to her feet. "If you lay finger on me again." she whispered. "I will caress you with this'" and for an instant a knife-blade g.ittered before the bulging eyes. Snorn rolled back with alacrity and an oath, and after a moment Frode's daughter dropped down again and hid her face in her hands. If the king should be slain and she be left adrift in this foul sea! She mizht as well have screamed as moaned, for all that they would have noticed. About this time Canute s blade ap peared to have become m earnest. Ceasing its airy defense, it took on fhe aggressive. Before the sudden ury of tne onslaught Edmund gave back a pace. And either because his anger made him reck"? or his great bulk was against him he presently was forced to craw back another step. T 1 1 . 1 vwicesi. cneers eni up ise ; Northmen. It seemed as though they would nade ia a body across the river Only Eric of Norway stamp-d with uneasiness . and the overnanging brows of Thorkel th- Tall were as lowering hoods above his eyes. "Well has he hoarded his strength he muttered. "Well has he saved it. yet yet; At that moment such a roar went up from Northern throats as might well have startled the wolfs shadow off ack tne briSrt blade ve rr.camed as - the face of the sun . for r.dmnnd Iron- hours." Again the misgivings of th ,' discovered aad searched in the ne s:de had retreated a third step, and waste troubled the authorities, anc --polls extending along the face of ,e j-e s pcn appearec to :ie at tne 1 Englishman s heart. Then the unrcar I died somewhere in midair fcr ia what 1 seemed the very act of thrusting Ca nute had leaped backward and low ered his blade So deej was the hush on either side cf the r.vcr that the whir of a bird s wma sounded as loud ' as a .light of arrows Bending for- ' ward, with strain-d ears and starting 1 eyes, the spectators saw that the 1 Northern Kins was speaking, eager- ly w;th now and i an impulsive nalish ivm'"- lis" gesture, while the ened motionless. 1 "Has he got out of his wits?" the . Scar-Cheek reared, fairly dancing with impatience. In Eandalia face a fash of memory was struggling with bewilderment. .er weapons thaa those which 1 dwell m sheaths." Had he meant "the ' sword of speech. nis tongue? ' utaer weanens than tho which vith the ceLberate nrace which cnaractered his evc motion, the his sword back to its ,-. , -- case au ,e.- sa nm ta-if. a slow 1 step forward and slc-ly extend his I hand. Then they saw Canu: e sprmg to meet him. and their palms touch m ' a long grasp. From the English shore there np a .oyfnl shcut cf "Peace eace'" And a ' ia answer from ' d-afenmg clamor rose ia answer from the Danish baak. Bat what sentiment predommated m that ir would be dif-1 i-"-- Uly 2e "--" ao&e lq cked. away between the Austrian ; ropeaa history. Liechtenstein has man cult to ay Blended with rejoicing I crs factorily. province of Tyrol aad the Rhine, and aged to la'-t-rn its independence over tneir king s safety wre cnes cf 1 " is unknown even to people who imag-" since it was first constituted a pria bttter disappointment, the encs cf ' Nc New Y-rk'", " New York. j j-,e themselves to be proficient ia the cipality at the begiaaiag of tae six thirsty men who have seen wme , "At a social gathering at ay house j geography of Europe. teenth century. The reigning prince, dashed from tneir hps. the other evening." said a wen known . Its area isr only about sixty-five John L. rules through a miniature par In their retreat, the two Northern . New York physician. "I had as guests square miles, and its population less liameat of fifteen members. He has ;aris aad the yocag monarch "s foster I eight mea. every cne cf whom is on thaa 13.000 . but it is aa iadeoeadent aa annual income of about 1700 ov fxther faced each other uac-rtaialy J "Here is mystery'" Eric cf Norway 1 -- a. at last. "I shoaic be rn-'. ?; -j, toc caid tell me whether he thought 1 t. nawise to icH the Englishman be- j -or? thr face of hts army cr whether he it la trath struck with love to- " "-ri s- the feds seem to be- 1 -ev-?- "3r w nether he had. reached the ex- . act limit of als strh so that he aa . 2t: t- save mmself bv some -net ef wrcar- U Jri sistec. rke Tall One shook his i-ead iow. .y "Nr a!wys. wist cxa alsecher oas. k mitht a- x is ha akme f :?iaia his aa- t ia his , A - f . L ... - - -ce e evemaaied !us , eaj -- -: a r. ; t zn . , W -,- .. aten iort za ke- WTT-y Srt --? T ' " - . I. . ..w t t: ysc win iad taat ther is iint t. trcl hen. ace opa sisss. Hi eaa-w s der-: i-S" T y fuft, I -vZ ast ' v-w .-s o aj-. ! . that r a a: ay- isiscm tt." r--9s he thinks- a hcrt siici h aa-L x he. cr- ; rtaii. xm a cloak -. ta wathr tart, and as ms hr fhctke his. 'aIf a -tiler R to kia te---o aa ta-r t--B DIDNT KNOW- PLEA. Little Patlenca Shmwn far - the Weak Mind. There Is not much patience any where in the uaiTerse for the man that "didn't kaow." The whine that if he had known the inevitable re sults of his errors he would not have J perpetrated them Is useless every- j and talked with him aad held haads where. It is no excuse in law rhar , m the corner of the gallery, and. try one "didn't know" what he was doing i as I might I coulda't get a chance to was illegal. The presumption is that ' 5re a hostile shot. T.r..-g- up there every man knows when he is Tiolat- is a sort of a side line. We doa't ing a statute, and in the whole realm ! make a blowiag horn of it. We just of duty aad moral law the condition sneak off aad take to the water when is the same. You suffer for what you the tide's in. There's no parade about did or failed to do. and "didn't kaow" it. The widow said that she couldn't is no mitigation. bear this way people have of sitting The man who has been careless or i around on benches in bathing scita. reckless In living and finds that ia j and as soon as I heard her I knew ultimate injured health and remorse ( That made her feel that way. he must pay for every misdeed is "I took her trail, however, aad one always ready enough with the dec- day a very hot day whea the maa laration that he wouldn't have been ' was busy writing letters I asked her in his present plight if he had only if she didn't want to take my brand known all this was going to happen. ' new bathinr suit and go in for a dip. The dying man. aad he whose health is ruined, would have surely taken that life insurance for his family's protection, out he "dida t know" the breakdown was coming just yet. Or, in his straightened aad nonproductive advanced years, with no ftae eadow-j meat policy maturing to handsomely, provide for himself and Lis depend ents, he didn't know he would grow ' old so soon aad that his varied busi - n-ss ventures would average so poor- i . . , - , . ly The didn t srnow p'ea there, as elsewhere, comes altoeether too late. Deed ef a Hero. The recent opening of the Hudson river tunnel recalls an accident which occurred during its construction and the brave d&id Of a man who died, that others might lve. In -the summer of li 80 a leak occur- red ia the maia shaft. Twenty-eight workmen ia aa instaat fcuad them-' selves facing certain horrible death. The river was bursting in on them. They saw no escape. But the head of the gang, Peter Woodland, a Dane, who was ia a smaller chamber, saw that, if the glass bullseye ia its door were brokea the water would he -.--. ; n .r -mj -- -, - turned io it aad mos. of the mea would have time to escape. His own death would be certain and instant. , ---- .i- .!. He hesitated. He was a youag aad well-educated man and he had a wife , . and chiicren. One of the survivors said after - , T . . - . , , . wards. I saw his face as he looked at us through the glass. It ghastly pale. He gave the order. rcak the bullseye!' We did it. The majority of the men were saved. Woodland drowned." aad four others were Ccntrahand Tobacco in England What becomes of the contrahaad to- ;i t Sarco e!2ed bv th uta?i? "Hi early practice was to bury it. This' senseless waste was suspended for a time by the happy idea of distributing ' the tobacco among the troopships. ' That did not last lotuc. and next I year we hear of the coatraband being i s-roi-Ai in rhp 0n' n " a hnn -nrrlA --,h wl.. mr- -.,. .. .. . ; Qfc rf TiTc .-?T -Trf.lr - a . tney toos to regaung tne criminal lunaucs in certain government asy- iums. Any tobacco that was left ever was orcerec for the use of troops seat. . - . .-u . 1 on foreign service, nut t luxury seems to have been cut off once althoush the criminal lunatics til! enjoy their pipes and cigars. One attempt was made to throw the contraband, when it was slightly damased. on the market, but this caused aa outcry from the tobaccc, . , , . .,-. . , , " nerrodr but it was found ia the case trade. The whole story is a pleasing ; ' " :. 7 . . J ,., . .u- .-.-n;- -,r -T'of " ' o bodies, that decay had been tribute to the intelligence waica ad- , ; 1.-1. miaisters the public se: j-jj. Vfarrn'. ' laa's Magazine. Potato to Keep Tcbacco Moist. It isn't necessary to resort to any device to keep tobacco moist this ' V -7 1 t:ie of 7ear s-d a t t4 T fact- .-- obacccaist yes- there is altogether too much humidity in the atmos- 1 paere. T3i r"ka. r- rrrart 5 n ,r " . .... " taing to oear ia inc. -1- - : 5-- 1 . . . , . ,. ainciai neat, na-s a 4.t..i.e-.cv m sap the natura. moisture from tobacco, -" aw potato comes ia mighty ! handy Place it in the bottom of a jar. put the tobacco on top cf it and ' r-t be ost stsfyig. aew iBjA shoxld tan, their .jion Tbe to0cco T21 -e:1 ret- -11 iJto the happy little principality of lse t-oaccu Wlil c"1 -"- ii its; oea5- Qi5- "v "" 7 -, !.. ..4 has seen a potent tactor a the affairs nation ncae the less, and possesses : of this city, in politics, fiaaace. the'maay advaatages denied to greater ' legal aad medical professions, journal- j im aad railroad management. It j came cut that cot one of them was a j aative cf the city. Not oaly was acne cf them a native New Yorker, bat. with cae exception, they were all bem ia isolated rural haailts or ox backwoods farms. The cae exception was bcra ia aa iaccr aerated vnaK cf !." iahabitaats." New York Sun. Witsfeetf B-fsrre the magsrte ot Aliyerc rsceatly cae Modhn Sudaa Dart was fc-.M.- w... w-wk .--. h -- mm i charged with ha-ax asrderoaaly mm saite-i Nobcacoa! Charters, a . . . ---.- .-a -! - - W. tne Zoc Ly . The -,-, ccmpi : aegocated the mar- L rage cf the accused's sea. The briee he father, azd aspic were jrcxised. The mrie - mar7te way cerebrated wathia ecsd coon, aad na the fwtg arar the aoeae Scaxd that aa . rir4 & f : w- t- rw fi th cs JLaaa ttamtr IBhMl j 2aB X-afiaa who hd at Ovaeer her af-ae i at. T at the W at M. aatf Ms bat -t ore ttr aw b--. - . w. . has a right to monopolize them when the supply is so much less than the demand. I'm opposed to monopolies aad I set out to turn the widow from F.l L TTThf f 7T0TVI.TO tham rflkn 0Vtt m v4i ijo. ipwi 11 nA rfc I 1 the evil of her ways as soon as I ar- - . rived. ' I marked out one dancing aj as my share of the loot and began to prepare for war. The widow danced with that man aad walked with him 1 She said she'd eajoy it. though as she 1 dida't as a rule care for sea bathing j she hada't brought a suit. Now, a A Song ' J 3e-n, Swmr saon. "s"e -ke ber 4;intes stand. And fears no vcaometi treawn. ! ni 3por. the n-ur' brand. And every breeze that's blowing. And every stream that's Hoving, Through rrale pastures golns. Erirg- stren-r-- unto her hj.nd! Tor ber rich. teemtj prairie, - t2a!SifSSg SEW. They vield her more and more -a.Srt xo'SS!" Grn garland of Paraasa.. I Dew d"nc-d " Grecian lore. For her the stars are shining Their radiance from the slty. Bland, balmy zephyrs, pining- To Idas aa they go by. For her the lark is trailing -?.. .- --..-.. .t.. I -he tnnorous dove nnwtUins i To dare the bine and .y. ( -je leaves that sway in slumber And pine for cooling showers. The flocks so vast in number , TiM , tij-jugi. 5;. hours. 3i herds in fertile place?. ' I15 Tal,3r Ial"?b Tja.t race' aQ. eaLXEiea 0f ?enUe grace. Are hers and tender .lowers. '.. , . , . . H"rs :. the cold that zieammg- ( lp down in murky mire 1 L"""8 on - strrplinj. dreaming. To ?rasp the wealth and ahine. 1 All hers the teemrns treasure men Duys tne tnoagntieB pleasure, Aed leaves the poet leisrure To lucnch the liquid line Eers every brawlins river That waters all ovr land. Whose kingly heart will ;uivr And nse ar her command. At ner beCest the yeoman Tombs of Ancient Egypt The excavations which were be;r " Beaiasan, oa the east baak ci t. Nile, some two hundred miles above Cairo, in Deeeniber- 1ML have new - - Ki. w.T.TIir? TiT-a lara H.. the limestone ciiff SST tombs, iaclud- ing that cf Sebek Hetepa. !S00 3. C I rnrfiir r.-K ire imv .Trtg frTt-aI tt.. . - , v. v - Each burial chamber was formed . . . . . ul u, recess - ie ux-e ui m. quie frhafir. occasionally at a depth of thirty feet, hewa ia the solid rock aad care fully filled ia. By this careful meaas the body of the deceased was-preserv- j.3 1 1 ? rT-w hi rf T,,"h "f T r (- r" - , ZT. X -i. "-""-en "i "ie r.pyiaga. u.ci I were iouna stm latact. tarn iked contained a wood sarcophagus, with the lines of religious formulae and text inscribed upon it the orthodox hierogiyphics. aad with the head I-oiatiag to the north and the painted "eyes of Osiris" toward the east. The sarcophagus was surrounded A Happy Little Nation Novelists who are in search of a to the happy principality Uechtenstein. It is a tiny country - countries. It has no army, bo navy, no public debt, no direct taxes, ao poor people. Caiike their neighbors ia Aastna and Germany the iahabitaats are not lia- i ble to military service. Practically the 5 Clnrcli Wittont a Naie Within fcur miles cf tie quiet Towa. ' Sigh wyecmbe. ia Backs, is the a 3 Y niige cf Loudwater. which pes- sesaes oae cf the most remarkable sacred edifices now ia existence, says the Lcaion Daily News. It is a s rtantia! krlck haSdiag. with carious. round, beaded windows, aad a qo tat little opea tarret rests oa the toy at facra-taza. bar the exterior ia task- a . -. - .r- l mm . paper- awmi waue tae ea zikeaed to a cakia the oM-fashtr-n t type. tTaafce other char the. does aat aa- chsrch win sock he reetared. whea it year ta have a tot. If it ever had is prcpeaad to sake it Look ere lhe aae. it tai SSW 5tKd iata chicarity. boaae at yvayer thaa yaaer .--This aataae ckorck va. baflt ia ' Tnarlna DHy News. gave me made ice form all oTer the eel-grass. She tried to get us to go hack to the hotel aad get her comb that she'd forgotten, but I told her she could use the one I had in the bath house. She tried wen. she tried every way she could think of to get us to go away, but I was bound Td sit there until that widow came out of the water, and I sat as if I'd been nailed down. I knew she coalda't stay in the water forever, because the tide goes out there and you'd have to be a clam to hide when that happens. She stack it out till you could hear ier teeth chattering half a block off and then she came in. "We made -ay for her to enter the 'athhouse. and as soon as the man got one good look at her my MTh.wg t-uit was a little short fear her I knew the widow was a has-been. Stunning looking she was in full dress, but ia a bathing suit she was simply para lyzing. If a mosquito had lit en one of her knees he'd have to use the kmg di stance phoae to let his wife on the other knee know what had become of him. She was the bowleggedest widow ia aiae states." Washington I Post. I of Chicago Will rise aad front the foeman. As did the stubborn Roman When treason showed his hand! Into her garden gracious Pour all the sons of mea. Her marble halls are spacious. v Graxre is her diadem. Her -HKinng- soul is chalnless. H-r silvery shield Is staicies-. Her rsign as soft and painless. And beauty Is her gem. Calm as some hih-born maiden In her ancestral hall. Her robes of state arrayed in. she marshals one and alL . Her brow is frank and feariess. She heartens all the cheerless. Fair Chatelaine so peerless With henchmen at her calL Then fiery flames were roarm. j And rumbling at her door. And hell itself seemed pouring s- Its vitriol on her floor. She roused herself reliant And pursed herself defiant Unlike a maid compliant Who sells herself for store. Through darkling nights of terror She staggered through the fray. Through cnoking mists of error. She zreped to find the day And though she often stumbled. As sick at heart and humbled. Sh watched her roof tree crumbled. She woe sn- won her way Stand lirm. oh jrracious goddess. To guard what you have won. The heart beneath your 'bodice Beats "treanous as the sun. Flushed with the hue of morning. Imperial eyed, and scorning; Tbe groundlings' gibes and warninr. Crv you "I Will. I Won" JAMZS E. KINSELXA. Regtry Division, Chicago PostoSSce. ... . , ... . with a large number of little wooden models representing river and sail ing boats, a granary a group of per sons baking, a maa brewing, a man leading an ox. a girl carrying a brace I of birds in her haads and a basket on her head. Notwithstaadilag the ex treme age believed to be four thou sand years of these curious relics, they were found to be ia a remarkable state of preservation, the oarsmea ia the galleys leaaiag upon their oars and the paint still bright aad cleaa. The ceremonies atteadiag the inter ment of a womaa were slightly dis similar, the departed lady being pro vided with a basket of toilet requi sites. These curious little models were buried ia accordance with the ancient Egyptiaa religious ntes, ia order to provide the departed one with the necessaries for future life. One hizh-i ly iaterestiag discovery was made in the course of these excavations an exact counterpart of the modera weav iag reed as used ia the mills at Wigan. England, the only difference being that the ancient Egyptians of 2200 B. C. used cane teeth instead of steel. entire population tills the soil, the cap ital. Vaduz, being merely a large Til lage. Through all the vicissitudes of Eu- derived from large estates and elsewhere. As he s -.--., , in Austria spends that priaceiy sum liberally Ln his domia icas. he is aaturally a popular mon arch. Liechtensteia is uader the pro tectiag wiag of Austria, but has nsrer been incorporated with that couatrv by any treaty. D. 1758. at a time whea taere vere' miE-i ia the village for the -.-- factare of paper, aad a nnather of haads were employed. Oae cf the principal papr makers and his snfe realized that the provision aade for the -ptritaa! aeeds of the people aas altogether inadequate, aad rsedvad to IwiM them a church. This they ae cordixsiy Od. aad traditxa dea.es that the ra aarkahle ecdesiaatical character of xay he attributed to the spai ial a ca-aa at the Josxder. who to imaert his bwiaess! The what EaetJatleaL Downing Are you a believer in the aarriTal of the fittest? Uppeon Certainly r aad I shall can ttoe to be as long as I live. SOON WILL President I Think the cashier has Paying Teller Yes. Better watch The Mutilators of Books. "I have had lots of frieads who were ilty of mutilating books they had borrowed from me, but my latest ex perience was the most novel of a!L" "What was itr "I lent Mrs. Blanks my dictionary a few days ago and yesterday she re tuumed it without a word." The Boston Way. ToCne She's from Boston, isn't she? 3rowne I caa't telL She hasat had occasion yet to pronounce the world "either." Towne She's not from Boston, then. If she were, she'd have found the occasion long ago. Real Good of Him. Kind Lady Let me see. This is the second time I have given you a meal, isn't it. The Eobo Dat's wot. ma'am. An' jist ter show dat I ain't ungrateful I 111 give youse a testimonial wid me I antefgraff ter be used fer advertisia j purposes. Exchaage. Ne Chance to Enjoy It, Paterson Pete I dreamed last aight ' dat I had a million dollars. l Stacked Oats Did yer enjoy it? j Paterson Pete Nit! I wun sued j fer breach uv promise, operated oa irer appeaciatis an' mentioned fer de I vice presidency fore Fd even get it ' , counted. Judge. 1 -It's Morgan's." . fnMh T .. .. -- X .1.. ' papers that when J. P. Morgan reach ed New York he left the shfp. Gotham What's strange about that? 1 "Why, it being Morgan. I suppose 'most people expected to see him take .the ship with him." ' Caught Himself. Jiggias The last time I saw ycu your neighbor wasn't .weiL You re- I member you were telliag me about I his illness. Berriam (the uadertaker) Yes. it , terminated favora er as I was say ing, alas! it terminated fatally. Cati- I olic Staadard. Punetiiioua. "Dca't you know ycu could get at least a dollar for a day's work?" "tister." aaswered Meandering ' Mike, "I couldn't take de chance. De work Fd do ia a day wouldn't be . j worth fifty cents, an' I ain't goin" to , ;. ite no perceedln s far aise pre- tenses." Keep it Dark. -if mr. vr. ,. M uses good judgment there's no sense ia his being held up aad robbed." said the Chicago individual. No,7 replied the householder. "He can sit out on the front porch uan bed time aad not hum any aas at alL" Net Pamiliar vwith Him. "Have you ever read any of the teachings cf Buddha?" asked Mrs. Oldcastle. "No," replied her hostess as they seated themselves ia the sumptuous library. "Where's he teaching?" Renewing Hostilities. Caller Fm surprised that ycu recognized me. It has fceen more thaa five years since we met. Mrs. Naggeby I had almost for gotten your face, but I remembered that dress ycu have ca. Still Belligerent. Nell She says she's ready to make op if you are. Belie Tell ner I suppose 111 be ! ready to make ny. too. when my com-1 plexion gets as bad as her's. Net Quite Cured. Waiter Roast beef or cured sir? "Bring me some beef. The last cured ham I ordered here wa oaly m toavalesceaa'' -Cincinnati Cocmer S rial Tribnae. ! The Beef Strike. Bill I see one cf the stakes at the ras S5.003. Gracious! Have horse steaks gg 3? a- high, toe?" Ycakers Statesaaa. A Centre Hint. the Httie thiags." remarked "It is the tcard3hcuse laa i-1 rcy z x '- rej zee tae irreverent - s-z 1 ., , . "these T-ra steaka. l eX- Li-slj ia the world coald he a cow. the beef JT- to hay aa aarramrrler "fcsy eaoash- He owned ym kaow, aad he sold her to Not the Real Thirta. She So your friend Jingletca is a brain worker, is he?- He Not necessarily. He writes words for popular songs. BE FAR AWAY. a far-away look in his eves. the cash drawer. i: Net Inconsistent. ! Tess You don't meaa to say you're . going to marry him? " ' Jess Yes. ' Tess The idea! Why. you said you J wouldn't marry him If he was the last i aiaa oa earth. j Jess (snappily) Well, mv gracious! I He isn't, is he? 1 Business Proposition. ' The foreign nobleman entered the old man's private o5ce j "Mr. ilillyuns." he began. "I love I your daughter, and ask her hand In j marriage." "Hem!" exclaimed old Mfllyuns. musingly. "What are v0ar lowest ' terms?" Strength. , "Some scientist has declared that there is as much strength ia three eggs as there is ia a pound of beef- ' steak." said the observer. j "Well." replied the actor, "I met an egg once that would have eliminated ' the other two eggs from that proposi- tion." i . inc ,ncent'- 9?lzj? -5' asked Tawker. ?s- JWi 3acheIIer. plodding 0 wlth hls sair- cas- . B? w?- Popleys next door ; lv- -uu u,e oaoy. 1 near" "I hear, too: that's wh hy Tm going awav.' ai - e "ni HER FATHER'S ADVICE. Cl AfrllBrvBl5Br 3?A&!hJ .B'&w vVSiflvr IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH 'wrr fflXf fl 1 Mm 5rr -L m ' Mmthi'nm fer I'oJwjfim Ml ' j0r 9lSftfJ M rrJP vTJ5PrFt-Jf !' Bk r r 'foi "f M . V ,T". fr?' y . j .VI, i . v vl He I told your father that I just She And what did he say? He That I had better find aa aati-dote. Worst Ever. Myer That womaa over there laughs like a maa. Gyer Yes, its a wonder the graad jury doesa't iadict her. Myer What far? Gyer Why, for mans-langhter. no Langer useful. I -.Hauc. mat nttie ooy next coor -. ., .,. . ... swears like a trooper. I hope yoa don't plav with him." "No. mother: not now He's rt aS he kaew." Life-. His Sixt.1 Sense. j "3iff!er craes out a good deal , coesa't he" "I should say he did. Why. t - r-n ii aa oystot 'r.rV t ? ae fork with his eyes hUacfcIded-1 fane his bancs tied." I Just as Goes. "Gh. yes. Skiancr was a leaewdary 1 ; cacer cc iinxiey s -a. i area t I . . r mm --. know h. was a reUtrr et Rax.- leys. ne wasa t. set ne w 3 ar- - ney fer a reiattva.- - . C!arace That is a migaty scxl- iccing csst-ms. Gmwce, ; Grace ras ai tiiar: ir . : I - i- - ib i- r . r praaai- way tea sc gn JXi "And l mast "have a maid ta dres lasts ted tie -so2hmf. "To what" exni ed the mauvr?r h. T s?e. jou meaa after . "One more H-a la tkat insignificant j r . . . -- -cex tnat ae deeaat -nat is the owaer of tke Modern Society. VitfitMia He Tou look at te a She I bes your panto. Yoa . be such a fool, after a!L He What do yoa mean She Your remark skows ---- tat. aomty to thoughts at a glance. Not There was a coor just now. strange ac tfce I daa't f think he could -n . troth he tried." said the Why. then, do you say be im a strange man. Bridget?" reyUed tke woman who was living with, ker sec ond husband. Net a Brown I just met Old en his way down town to his son s body. Green What! You don't m say that his sob was dxwwaetf! drown Oh. nc The old aus iu any tne ooy a ciothes. See? Something to be Tnanfcful Par. -u .aiier t am sorry to that your husband has failed. Mrs. Taketeasy It must be -Mrs. Taketeasy (sobbing) Yea. It's dreadful: but (brightening visibly) thank soodness my new costuase it home just before the crash! New Yorker. What an I4aal She "Mercy r Charieyl How yoar cothes smell of tobacco!" Ke "Yes, I rode up in the saok ing car to-night." "vVhy. Charley.. I thought they were using smoke consumers oa the rail road now." Yonkers Statesman. It Certainly Waa. Riffraff Hear about Peakea? Biffbang No; what about hte? Riffraf They say his wife awde it so hot for him that he had to leave home. Biffbang Well, that certainly waa ? shrew-ed move on his part. Ever Notice Itr Brown I have just discovered what it is that destroys a max's ataon completely, Green What is it alcohol or to- bacco? I Browa Neither; It's doiag hla a lavor. .,' dote ca you. -J i t I A Sunstituta. " 1' Is this your advertises ia the paper "Waatec A good . mule to do a ugh: draj a'a ; ura-yman Yes. tnats mine. Why?" ' :tte Wnats matter? re Je I going on a vacation Te lia P, .escher icf arithmeti "Tommy Twadcie mav iii , what a r nw is." -cmmy ir&m;iyj "a league' eight hastha!: teams." " elaasi the a- -j Ca tse Bargain Caufmr. H A veany for yocr if-i 2i- r -ry aenca afraid yoa E.d act gt fnl? raise icr joti caey He Wnas We?- jI :V.rg qTZ Sbs Of yae. J --- Fm Scr-etmg -v . . ataat- h va jnt fnlr imzz "I -n-t -- sz ar-'int 2 hkls iaz. Vis n- wr--' -. t . 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