-. i-A 5 -.; v 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 n 1 1 1 1 1 n u 1 1 n ! ! m M , ! n u , M , Hulst's Cash Store I While they last Come Quic k They will go fast at this price : 2 2 20 On all Summer Wash Goods, Shirtwaist suits BIG REDUCTION All Shirt Waists twist's Casb Store. nil i in i ii t urn 1 1 mini GRAYS' "The Good old Summer Time." Now then, don't roast yourself, buy ready-to-eat foods. Use Ar mour & Co's VERIBEST canned meats: beats fresh meats this kind of weather, besides no chopping, no fussing ready to serve. Putted Ham per can 12 and -c Pi tted Tnecrne . . . 121 and v: Potted Chicken l-c leveled Ham 12 and c e:it Uwt 2and20o hicken Tamale ... . . loc fumed Ccef 25 and l" Rn-fet Ceef "25 and I'jC Boneless Turkey 30c mnuu -".. . bp aavjApl1 Price per sack. Now is the lime to lay in a small supply of the best flour on earth. Pjllsbiiry s OFF I 1 1 1 1 1 n 1 1 1 1 1 1 in ii in mi i Boneless Chicken Vienna ausae Domestic Sardines in oil . . l"c 4c Iiup'r Sardines in uil 20-15- 10c Savarino Sardines, mustard Sardines in mustard 1 !b Deer Head Salmon 1 lb Flat Mi yiiower Salmon. 1 lb Monarch Salmon . l.o c 1." 2c 23c Until new wheat is fit to use. The flour that makes better bread and more of it See that Minnapolis, Minn., is printed on every sack of Min neapolis Flour $1.40 Best Colnmbns fcrarttal. wedszsdax. aug. s. tm. ZWAIl advertisements in. Vie local column are charged at tlie rate of 10 cent a line each uaue. Heavy face type double price. Dr. Paul, dentist. Alvin E. Pool, violiaiaL 'Phone 65. Dr. Vallier, Osteopath, Barber block. Prof. Sike, teacher music, Barber bldg. Carl Kramer visited Omaha Friday. Dr. 1L T. McMahon, dentist, over postoSce. . tf Born, to Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Coolidge of Omaha, a daughter, July 31. Dr. W. H. Slater, Veterinarian, office in Dack's Drug Store. Dr. Chaa. H. Platz, homeopathic phy sician and surgeon, postoffice building;. Do not fail to see our 9-foct galvan ized steel mill for $32.00. A. Dussell Son. tf 31 iaa Eva Walker weat to Omaha Saturday to Tisit mr week with rel atives. O. C. Shannon vent to Colorado Mon day on a visit to his daughter and to look over the country. Go to G. B. Preib for painting and paper hanging. First door norh of Pollock's drug store. tf A ticket on a Rkinesteie rins with every glass of soda water at Poesch's. F T. Walker took a party of seven to McCook hut Tuesday to look at land in the Republican valley. C. C. Gray returned Sunday from St. Louis. His family went to Illinois to complete their visit before returning home. FOR SALE A good second-hand piano, for sale. A bargain. Inquire of Ed Hegemann, Zinnecker's barber shop. tf Miss Carrie McMnllen returned Thurs day from a three week's visit to her grandmother, Mrs. Carrie Miner of Omaha. The gold standard is all right, bat it isn't as good for housewives as GOLD DUST flour, made by the Co lumbus Roller Mills. tf E. H. Chambers is threshing his wheat on his farm west of town. He reports that it will run 25 busheils to the acre and is fine wheat. H.A. Clarke returned Saturday from a two days business trip in Iowa. Mr. and Mrs. Clarke will leave Friday for an excursion to Lake Okoboji. Sixteen of Mrs. Wm. Dolan's lady friends rave her a surprise party yester day. They took refreshments with them and report a most pleasant afternoon. Platte county has 2745 able bodied men between the ages Is and 45 qual ified to do military service, according to the returns of the local assessors to county clerk Graf. Mrs. Anna Boe who has been visit ing her parents. Mr. and. Mrs. Reese of Sherman township for the past three weeks, returned to her home in Shipley, Nebr., last Friday morning Columbus was well represented by ladies who registered in the Rose bud country. One party was made up of Misses Louise Davis, Jennie and Emma Jones, Emma Bean, Anna Mat son. For the latest and best in art photo graphy call at McAllister's studio. W do the latest in sepia aud platinum effects. We have the aristocrat and all the new designs in mouldings. Up stairs, Ohve street. tf ATTENTION SMOKERS! Try the Non-Nicotine Cigars. Its equal un known. No tobacco heart. Does not affect tne nerves. A pleasant and satisfactory smoke. jol20-5t CHARLES H. DAGS. SELL OUT and locate ove hare in Polk county where you can raise winter wheat to perfection. Price of land comparatively low yet, bat cou stantly going up. Get a move on you and call on us or write for bargains. King & Bittane, Agents, Osceola, Neb. Fred Mullen, an old-time Columbus boy now residing ia National City, California, stopped in Columbus Sat urday om kis way home from the World's Fair. Fred is engaged in rail road work ia the west and he reports the Columbus colony there prosperous and happy. Mrs. S. J. Beaton and two children. Miss Hanlon and Miss Eaplin all of Omaha returned home Saturday after visiting at the home of Mrs. Daniel R. Condon. Mrs. Beaton, a daugh ter of Mrs. Condon has been in the city three weeks, and Miss Eaplin was on her return home from Denver. Mrs. Flora Wait of Bloomington, HL, was the guest of the Ruche fam ily from Wednesday to Saturday. Mrs. Wait will be remembered by old settlers. She is the widow of Henry Wait who owned a nne farm at Watts ville in this county. Mrs. Wait has not seen her old home for more than fifteen years. She will visit a few days with Mrs. Mary Williams at Council Bluffs before returning to Illinois. George, the ten-year-old son of George Woods, met with an accident last Wed nesday which might have been fatal ex cept for good fortune. He was running along by a moving freight train when a projecting fender struck him and threw him to the ground, bruising his side painfully. It happened that be was thrown outward and thus clear of the train, though under the same conditions he might have been thrown under the wheels of the cars. His injuries were not serious. -Cap." Tschndy was before Police Judge Curtis Monday on a charge of disturbing the peace. He admitted that he had been in a fight but insisted that he hadat done anything. It appeared that he had got into aa altercation with a stranger Saturday night on Eleventh street and when the stranger displayed a gun Tsehudy rang the police alarm. When the officers arrived ha considered them snuTriaat ng to offset the strangers gua aad 'nistrfl on ftniWg theSgat. While ta police wen aettins- Mr. Teeaady was and costs. two dollars Dr. iwhi, H. J. Arnold. M. D. Omce, Olive St. Miss Grace derrick Sander. Dr. L. C Toss, Homeopathic physi- dan. Columbus. Neb. Born, to Mr. and Mrs. John Ernst Thursday, J uly 2Sth, e daughter. Miss Hazel Huffman returned Sam day from a week's visit ia Sckayler. Bay x sec at Pwesek's ami draw a lady's Rkinestaae rii F. D. Wililams of Albion wmria Columbus yesterday on his way to Omaha. Mr. Otto Kumpf went so Norfolk Wednesday morning to take in the tournament. Drs. Martyn. Evans, Gear, Hansen & Martyn Jr., office three doors north of Friedhofs store. Miss Nellie Lockaart of Genoa was a guest of the Miaws Snyder a few days last week. E. vonBergea with his mother at tended the David City Chautauqua Sunday aad Monday. Misses Mabel and Do liie Snyder at tended the David -City charauqua, each, one day, this week. Albert Stenger returned Saturday from Sherman county where he is building a house on his farm. Edgar Howard, Carl Kramer aad Miss Florence Kramer went oat to McPherson's Lake this moraine. Try the Noa-Niootine Cigar. The Smoker's Friend. Only 5c. jul20-5t CHARLES H. DACK. Miss Rose Higgine of Schuyler, who has been visiting in Commons, went to Silver Creek Sunday morning. Miss Mary Lachnit who has been in Los Angelos, California for nearly a year, is expected home in a few days. Mrs. H. Fricke with her three child ren went to Norfolk Monday to visit relatives and see the firemens sourn ment. Miss Bean of Petersburg,' Illinois is exepected here in a few days for a month's visit with the family of T. S.Fox. We understand that quite a number of Columbus people are planning to go to David City on the excurion next Sunday. Mrs. Georse Douglas and children returned Saturday from a three weeks visit to relatives and friends in Sew ard and York. Mr. and Mrs. James Cramer and little Vernon will leave Friday for Clarinda atfer a four weeks visit with Mr. and Mrs. Deck. Ladies, if you want to use a flour guaranteed to make the choicest pies and cakes, use WAY PD, made by the Columbus Roller Mills. tf Thieves are reported to have taken several saws and some other tools from the carpenters of one of the Union Pacific bridge gangs. E. M. Seerle, Jr. of Ogalalla, re publican candidate for state auditor is in Columbus this week examining the records of Treasurer Becher. C. M. Gruenther went to points in Wyoming Tuesday noon -to look after his mmuut interests. A "cave in1 on one of the properties was reported. Mr. and Mr. Perkins and daughter, Marcia went out to Jf cfnerson's uute Sunday to spend the day with Frank who has been camping there for a week. Miss Mabel Huffman returned to a&r home in Dennison, Iowa, last Thursday. She has been here on a visit with the family of her uncle, A. DusselL Mr. and Mrs. Fred Deck and daugh ter Winfred left Thursday for their home at Galva, I1L Mr. Deck is fore man of a large implement establish ment there. A. Dussell & Son started a sung of men to Albion Monday to begin the work of installing the heating plant in the new building of the Albion National Bank Miss Lottie Becher will take a va cation next week and forget the ardu ous duties of the district clerk's offi ce for a timet. She will visit relatives and friends in Omaha. Lincoln and Seward. C. J. Garlow has been appointed a member of the board of .managers of jurisdiction' A"in the Woodmen of the World. His tenitory includes the states of Nebraska, gw . and North and South Dakota. H. C. Lachnit visited Lindsay last week. Reports are conflicting as to the objeet of the trip. Mr. Lachnit says it was business, end the office of the clerk of the court has it figured out that there is a woman in the case. Call at McAllisters studio and see our samples. We have something fine in enlarged portrait work in sepia, water color and pastels. We guarantee our work and give you a fine portrait at reasonable prices. Up stairs, Olive street. tf Sunday after 'next, morning aad evening, in the Methodit chruch. Mrs. Mabel Q. Hilbish will speak in the in terest of Home Missionary Society. Mrs. Hilbish is a witty and entertain ing speaker, and it will be worth hearing. E. voa Bergen, attended the David City chetauqua last Sunday. '" Von's nerves were somewhat shetturftd at the time he was interviewed on the subject, bus owing to bis political affiliations we are inclined to attribute his nervous condition to the chataaqua music Last Wednesday Miss Minnie Mea gher and Mr. Fere Merrill were married at the house of the parents of the bride in Oolumbma. They will reside in Corpus Chrinti', Texas, where Mr. Merrill is engaged in rail roading, llim Meagher hue been cash ier at the home resuaurant and is well iuColmj Last Thursday morning, at T iueasy, Joseph Galligaa died, aged at. He was a well known and uopuLir young man. He was afflicted wish consump tion and had reeauUy mean to Color- ad for mis fsflias; heakk. The and meld from St John's southeast nf 1 I I a a a 1 I yiygsfy- (From the ties of Journal Oct. 19, 1S70.) President Grant has issued a proclamation dated October 13, against military expeditions or enroute enterprises to be carried on against the territories or dentinione of powers with whom the United States are at If the old town council act here after, we have three B's Ba- kar. and Browner, which , beauty and benefit. Esq. Shanaoii says that chunks of coal have been found in Skull Creek, south of Columbus and a company has beam formed for the purpose of mining. They have begun to sink a shaft so that they will know before long whether coal may be had in mort paying quantities. The moumiain liom we wrote about two weeks ago was seen ageim Sun day las. It killed two calves for Mr. Dooly and two for Mr. Hays, took a mouthful of flesh out of Mr. Maher's dog, and .has stripped the Creek of chickens and turkeys. The editor of the Chicago Republi can says that nothing has ever been done by any one for Christopher Co lamibms the discoverer of America, except by queen Isabella who spouted" her jewels to start him out, and George Francis Train who named for him a town out oa the U.P.R.B.U Nebraska. The Joarnel might add that the town of Columbus Nebraska, was in existence long he fore George Francis Train thought of it as the prospective capital of the United States. On next Sunday, October 33, the new pews in St. John's Catholic church will be rented or sold at auc tion. All those who are anxious to procure pews for the next year should be at church door at 9 a. m. The Eldora precinct, Colfax county officials chosen at the late election were as follows : assessor, Daniel Con don ; road supervisor, Jacob Smith ; judge of election, George Lawrence, James McAllister and O. B. Skinner: clerks election, Joseph F. Woods and Wm. McAllister: justice of the peace Henry Smith; constables, Daniel Kane and Stephen McAllister. Elsewhere we give the letter of the act of congress granting to soldiers the right to settle upon 160 acres of R. R. land and make for themselves a home. (From the Journal files of October 26, 1870.) -Died, un Saturday, Oc tober 15, 1S70, at his residence in Monroe, Mr. Joseph Gerrard aged seventy-one years. Messrs Higgins and Carry are about to establish a branch law office at Norfolk, the county seat of Madison county. The Fremont Tribune says : at the residence of Wm. G. Bowman in this city, the 19th, occurred the marriage of John Bowman and Miss Mary F. Griggs, Her. Duke officiating. We learn of an altercation taking place yesterday between S. C. Smith and a Pawnee Indian, on Mr. Smith's near the reserve. It seems that Furnace ponies had committed trespass upon one of Mr. Smith's corn fields and the brave objected to pay ing damages and receiving their ponies but desired very strongly to ride off on the aforesaid ponies without paying for feed. Pistols and strong language helped to make one of those exciting incidents of pioneer life. At a meeting of the citizens on Sat urday evening, at which H. P. Coolidge presided, the following re port was received and adopted as ex pressive of the sentiments of those present, to incorporate Columbus, after giving the boundaries of the place, uses this exact language. The only question which remains for con sideration is this : has the town coun cil of Columbus, that is, those who acted as such, prior to the spring election of 1S70, by its failure to act as such, ceased ;tobe; the town council? None of them has resigned ; none of them has been impeached; none of them has been superseded by a successor and therefore, in our opinion, the town council of 1S69 is the legal, regularly constituted auth ority. Signed by the committee ap pointed to investigate the legal situ ation of the place in which we live. 3. L. Holman, J. P. Becker and M. K. Turner. Licenses. Forest Merrill, 38, Houston; Texas. to Minnie A. Meabger. 32, Columbus. Rev. and Mrs. Meissler went to St. Louis Friday, called by the serious illness of Mrs. Meissler's 1 mother. Mrs. C. C. Carrig of Kearney with her three children, who have been visiting relatives in Columbus and flatte Center for two weeks, returned home Monday eight. The ball teams of Humphrey and Creston are playing a series of seven games. Two games of the series have been played aad won by Humphrey, the game last Sunday being won by the narrow margin of a to L The mortgage record of Platte county for the month of July ia as follows: Farm mortgages filed, B2, 300; released, 139.9148. So. Town and city mortgages filed. lU,34a.30; re leased, $36,475. Chattel mortgages filed. 30.837; released, $3,579.60. Aa appeal has been filed ia district court by the Burlington railroad, apppealing from the decision of the county board of equal iratioa ia the matter of their aseeasssaus oa real estate. The board termed down their application to have the property in question dropped from the lax roll of the county, and the railroad will take the matter through the courts. The Columbus ball team met defeat last Sunday at the hands of the Platte Center boys ia a closely contested game which resulted in a score of 5 to 2. Dolan and Kumpf were the battery for Cloumbus aad Hoareand TuTiass-i took care of the curves for Fmtte Ceater. A large crowd Colamwas aad Platas Centre watched played an the Columbus grounds a week from next Sunday . CAUSTIC CARLYLE. Smnjcec e Carryle's opinion of Herbert Spencer is "the most unending ass in Christen dom' muse of coarse, be read in con junction with Carlyle's derision for mankind in general. "Mostly fools,' be iheei fully thought of us alL Darwin, we know, be would not have at any price not a word of him.a Casdlnal Newman, he estimated. had'the brain of a iwdiam sized rabbit." Buskin was a bottle of soda water. A bad young man" was sum u? of anoth er eminent writer. Bat these hostile phrases were sub ject to considerable modification if the man against whom they were aimed came near enough to Cariyle to do him a personal favor, even to-pay, him & personal compliment. Disraeli, whom he had described as a mountebank rtarwHny uDOOJoha Bull'sstomach. of fered Cariyle a baronetcy and elicited from him,. together ,wlthU refusal of the title, mang txlbotps to bis mag nanimity. He said .very little about Disraeli henceforth in print, and in pctvate bypnke of him only as "a very taegkal comical.. XellowJ? London Chronicle. THE ONION CURE. A. Ur WUln I Claim to B ImtelUM la Pacaaioala. This remedy, which Is claimed to be Infallible, was formulated many years ago by a well known physician in New England, who never lost a patient by this scourge: Take six or ten onions, according to size, and chop nne. Put In a large spider over a hot lire, add ing about the same quantity of rye meal and vinegar to form a stiff paste. Stir thoroughly and simmer five or ten nUnnfja, put into a cotton eg large enonghSto cover the lungs and apply tooheSchest ust as not as the patient can bear it. In-about tenmia uteacbangehej poultice. andhnan tinue reheating,and applying, and In a fewThours the patient ".will be out of danger. .And just here a word of cau tion. In applying this or any other hoc poultk-care must ibe exercised notto letTthe' patient' geClchUled during the changing process, fiave the hoc one all temij to go on before the cooling on Is removed, and make the ex changes so swiftly and deftly that there is not a moment's exposure of the body surface, which becomes ex ceedingly sensitive to a chill. POSITION DURING SLEEP. SUe-atlr Kala ta Head aad Lie aa tfee Kiaht Side. The IP" object of sleep is that every organ of the body should have perfect rest. The brain, the luncs and the heart have been, not inappropriately, called the "tripod of life," as upon them hangs the prosperity of the whole frame; hence we slightly raise the heed to check the flow of blood to the brain and more or less quickly find out the position of greatest ease for lungs and heart. This will be found by sleeping for the greater part of the time on the right side, for nearly two-thirds of tie heart is on the left of the medial line, and the apex points closely to the smaller left lung; hence the fullest and freest play possible should be given to the left side. A quiet pulse, diminished respira tion and refreshing rest are all com bined when open windows, moderate warmth and nachaflng heart work to gether. It is often best to court sleep on the left side and turn to the nght before going off. A Pallaataraalat. Modern advertising can cope even with the etiquette of court3. A Lon don Journal tells us that a youn American woman wished to be pre sented at the court of the king of Saxony. The high officials, having in quired into her social stantiin at home. objected. They represented to her that the king could scarcely rtceive the daughter of a retail bootmaker. The young woman cabled home and told her fath the situation. The next morning she received his answer: "Can't call it selling. Practically giving them away. See advertise ment." That solved the difficulty. She was presented as the daughter of an emi nent philanthropist. HABERDASHER. The Ward In 9apod to Sfeaa Talac of Little Valae. The word haberdasher first appears In the language as comln? from haper tas, the name of a fabric mentioned In the Liber Albus along with wool, can vas and felt, as subject to customs duty, about 1419. A parallel and al most contemporary list has haber tassherle. The word Is suppo! to mean things of little value small wares such as buttons aad tapes. Skeat derives it from the Icelandic haperbask trum pery, pedlars' wares. In a reirister of burials of Ware in lCoo we have one entry: "Michael Watkins. London, haberdasher of harts." probably this being the first material of which hats were made. Chambers gives another meaning to the word. He says It Is derived from the ancient name for a neck cloth. herdash. which Is derived from beard. and tache, a covering. Hapertas was originally a cloth of a particular kind, the width of -which was settled by ilasna Charta. Hence a haberdasher was the seller of haper tsaserie. London Answers. THE LUDDITES. Aetna tae Faaiaaa Staelciasr BJt la Easlaad. Early in 1511 bands of distressed er-ktng knitters in Nottinghamshire began a long series of riots, marked by most wanton mischief. Assembling in parties of from six to sixty under a leader styled general or Xed Ludd. dis guised and armed with swords, pistols, hammers "' axes and bound together by illegal oaths, they succeeded in mflghtTig stocking frames in all parts of Frg". and their daring outrages continued even when a large military force ujus brought into the neighbor hood and two London police magis- came down to assist the civil To such a pitch had this dangerous grown that a royal procJa- was issued offering a reward of JBo for the apprehension of any of the offenders. Not until October, 1510, did this wholesale destruction and vio- cease, by which time more than frames and many, lace ma- had been broken up and the had spread into neighboring .London Chronicle. a man has his picture taken with his family he shows on his pho- Bnawflk leeway sj la a mi . f it n n a" !& " mat uc wu lureqj WW f. iinuuiunmiiEiuniHiiiiiuiiiitiuiiiiiiiii B A complete stock of Staple and Fancy t Groceries. Crockery. Glassware and Lamps. t v We can satisfy yon in quality, assort- x t ment and price. In every case where a pur- I t chase is not entirely satisfactory, we will t cheenully replace the goods or rerona tne t money. We aim to do a LITTLE BETTER than we Dromise. This mav be a radical denart- Z t ure from modern methods, bnt it is OUR t :c WAT. We carry the - 4-t. .. : -. i l:.l 1ai -:- uic vitjf iu 111511 uioas Canned Fruits and Vegetables. v - C ! -:- J. Do you know the and TEA business has ous proportions? It is plain. We give the I best value for the money. Quality always i v- the best. Flour! Flour! Flour! We have in stock : Way Up Flour, Gold Dust Flour, Red Seal Flour, Bride Flour, Jewell Flour, Corn Meal Graham, Manufactured here in Columbus, which :c has the reputation of manufacturingas good t a flour as any place in the state. Your or- t ders will receive prompt attention, and will t make you mill prices in quantities. Minnesota Flour. i We have the GOLD MEDAL brand, guar- : anteed in every way to be as good or better $ : than any other brand manufactured in Min- : nesota. DRIED FRUITS. t f. The many compliments we receive on Z :: the quality and assortment of our dried t :: fruits is highly pleasing to us. Our method $ v of handling: and disnlavine: them in class : front fruit cases insures to our customers : cleanliness and goodness. VARIOUS WAYS OF WORKING. All Men Can Net Fallow Same Meth ods in Their Labor. We are not all built alike; what Is one man's pleasure is another man's pain. It is impossible for a one-horse FGwer engine to do the work of a ten horse power engine. I have a cousin who says hi3 best work Is done when he has to do a day's work in a couple of hours. I think my bst work Is done when I have a month in which to do a couple of hours work. necessary, Practice is absolutely Some never have been obliged to ac complish a definite amount of work each day. I you are forced. Into a narrow path you are likely to accom plish more definite results than you are i you stroll on the boulevard. A manager of a jobbing house says he can do four times the work now than when he commenced dictating. This is due to practice and to limita tions in time. He has Improved In voluntarily because his work farced him ahead. Earl iL Pratt. ROSE HAS MANY COLORS. Peculiar Flovwer the Production cf Eastern Gardeners. The Chinese, Japanese and Siamese are peculiarly skillful at botanical feats. One of their wonderful achieve ments is know- as The "changeable rose." The bloom is -white in the shade and red in the sunl.ht. After night or in a dark room this curiosity of the rose family i3 a pire waiy-whlte blossom. When transfprred to the open air the transformation immedi ately steps in. the time of the entire change of the Sower from white to red depending on the degree of sun- , lighr and warmth. First the petals take on a kin i of wasLd or faded blue color, and rapilly change to a faint blush of pink. The pink gradually deepens In hue until you find that your lily-white roee of an hour before is as red as the reddest peony that ever bloomed. Size of World's Mail. The International Postal Union, formed by the Postal Congress, held at Berne oa Sept. 15. 1374, now ex tends over forty million square miles of territory, peopled by one billion one hundred million persons. The number of pieces of mail handled la 1300 amounted to about eighty millions a day (twenty-nine billions a year). The chief terms were: Letters. 11,000,0'W, C00. post cards, 3,3QO.(te0.0W . printed matter and samples. 14.(K)0.CKi0.XW. The mail routes had an aggregate length of I,aS4.Q00.GO) miles, about twenty times the distance of the eartn from the sun. Japanese Medicines. According to the Chemist and Drug gist, the native drug stores in Japan are still largely stocked with dried snaes, toads, lizards, crabs, etc, in-, fusions of which are the popular housenold remedies throughout the country. Various secret remedies," which are supposed to be as universal anc potent In their curative effects aa many cf our Western patent medi cines, also abound. JIagic plasters are much in vogue, and massage is large ly practiced, the operators being chiefiy blind people. Fac paints and powders may also be seen oa the shelves. Another Man Ahead cf Him. An Irishman who had been out of a job many weeks found in the river that fiowed through hia town the body of the keeper of the railroad draw bridge. He Immediately betook him-f sell to tne supenntencent or tne divi sion and applied for the vacated job. I saying that he had seen the body or the fcrmer keeper In the river. "Sor ry." said the superitttendent. briefly; "the place has been tiled. We gave It to the man who saw him fall m." I ej.' tt- t.t.- M- ' mj T & . largest assortment m ? reason our COFFEE i reached such enorm- 1 FIVE CLASSES OF TORPEOOU All Equally Deadly if Only They Hit the Mark. There are Ave classes of ' The earliest form was a stationary submarine nine, usually explodes, be neath a ship by actual contact. 9acu mines are still used for harbor de fense, but sometimes they are lred by mechanical means from shore at the moment a hostile vessel is pees lag over th?m. The spar torpedo, also still used, consists of aa ex plosive charge carried at the ead of a Ion? spar in a boat's bows, the i craft heiag rowe(1 dose up to the doomed vessel and the charge eaalod- ed. The towing torpedo, as Its implies, was towed along and neuvered so as to explode anderaeath an enemy's vessel, this kind being la turn followed by the true self-eraaell- iax tornedo the Whitehead, now In The last form which , enerai U3e need be noticed Is the Breaaaa. whose movements can be controlled from the shore. ALL WANTED NOISY CLOCKS. Manufacturer Had to Meet of Savages. A clockmaker discovered that a rival wa3 sending out large stocks of cheap clocks to the heart of Africa. and doing good business with taem. He spent a large s-om In making bet ter dock3 and shipped thousand of them to the 3am: market. Strange to jay. his sales were small, although his rival, turning cut a cheap and in accurate timepiece va selling all he could make. Finally h-; found a key to the mystery Savages like noise. The clocks made by th- first exporter had a articmarly Toud and aggres- giTe ticlL HJj. omnpetIIor u.4 aj a better clock, but it -a as almost noise less, and ik"- savage! would hava none of it. The next cargo of clocks which the maker shipped to the Guinea, coast ticked louder than anything ever heard ther and they sold like pink iemonace a a circus. Old Belief Knocked Out. A recent writer says- -One of the most complete misapprehensions wtt regard to the voices of blrddom oc curs when we listen to the monosyl labic coo of the 'restful turtle dove. By no means a musical sound In lt3If. yet it Is so bound up in our minds with the sleepy glamor of sum mer afternoons that w Ins glair the sitting dove as crooning to herself from sheer' contentment with her let Very different Is the reality. Taut drowsy monosyllable ii the voie f J the male dove. Usually he ia giving peremptory order? to his wife to net off the nest, in order that he may take her place, and Is she hesitates to obey her enforces his rnmmaais with sharp pecks upon the head. At other times he seems merely to order 1 her off the nest for the pleasure of i witnessing her devotion to his per- son." Advice. My dad. he likes to siv ldvlc h r: Str clar of debt.. Ad also you most Iev aloce the 2iad- !y cisar-ttea." "Doc": drink." he ay. "and SxtiZ rat shy at love alTair and such. Ad do not xake -iacti nw louad ZfiEd a subject ror a touch." . My dad Is Tb, I know he is. he jeaka ' th- trsts. and 7eC I ksow thai famous autaors saaka the wicked cipirir. They tell sj. too. that vttrj one who , evr zod things yo. Can trace his start to mci:7 that jooa Sody let hha ov. The biosc mjio. is. Congress ar tna gentlemen who thiafc That oce can safely tamper wtta lstaa4- c3ZinAT drinic Perhaps they're bad exarapl". thoa! the fallows wita the price. But tha how do they ever win. against or dad advice? Cleveland. Try the Xaa-Xketla. A srienTiti ,c prounctJan f Cigars. United Seams aad the the Try one of them. jul20-3t CHARLES H. DACK. . I 1-. .