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A great sensation Is promised when
Mrs. Lawrence Phipps, wife of the
Pittsburg millionaire, answers in
court to his suit lied against-her in
Denver for divorce.
Mrs. Phipps, who charges that her
husband stole away from her by force
her two daughters and took them
with him to Denver, where they bow
are, declares that she will make a
hitter fight to regain possession of
her children.
The children, under an order of the
Denver courts, are temporarily In
charge of their father, but Mrs.
Phipps says the sensational CBarges
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J. D. ROCKEFELLER'S WEALTH.
Enormous Amount of Money His, or
Under His Centre!.
News that John D. Rockefeller has
succeeded in starting a $2,500,000,000
mining combination naturally evokes
the question. How much money is he
worth and how much money does he
control?
Well informed gossip has credited
him with a. fortune of $1,000,000,000.
He is the chief stockholder of the
Standard Oil Company. He has a con
trolling interest in more than half a
dozen other corporations of enormous
dividend earning capacity. In addi
tion he has heavy minority Interests
in nearly a score of other rich enter
prises. According to financiers Mr.
Rockefeller has controlling interests
in the following corporations:
Standard Oil
Amnlgamtcd Copper ....
Calumet and HecJa
American Unseed
INirn Products company.
St. Paul railway
; Twi.oeo.oeo.oe
127.590.060.00
11.230.000.00
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4.936.000.00
14a.2W.000.00
Total fl.O70.138.500.O0
He has heavy minority interests In
ITnited States Steel. Colorado Fuel and
-Hi on. United States Leather. Consolidated
j'CIas. International Harvester, New York
C.-ntml. Pennsylvania. Missouri Pacific.
; Wisconsin Central, and others.
Among the officers of all these
corporations the name of John D.
Rockefeller figures only once as
president of the Standard Oil Com
pany. In Missouri Pacific Colorado
Fuel and Iron, and American Linseed
stocks the name of John D. Rockefel
ler Jr. stands in the directorate as the
representative of the father. William
Rockefeller is another name probably
to represent his brother's Interests on
occasion. No one may guess how
many names of confidential clerks do
service in this capacity.
MORGAN'S COAT OF ARMS.
Financier Credited With Remark Both
Humorous and True.
J. Pierpont Morgan is gifted with a
great deal more of humor than is gen
erally known. Not long ago, while in
London, he was introduced to a lady
who made some pretensions to peer
age. "Pardon me," said this lady,
haughtily, "to which Morgans do you
belong?" "Oh, we are an independent
branch," replied Mr. Morgan, slyly,
"but we date back to the Norman
kings." "Ah, then you have a coat of
arms?" Mr. Morgan dug down Into
his pocket and brought forth a shin
ing American $20 gold piece. "This,"
he said, "is our coat of arms; a few
other families have adopted the same
emblem. But," he continued, confi
dentially, "we are gathering them in
as fast as possible."
Net a Practical Politician.
Senator Depew addressed Tale stu
dents a few days ago, his subject oe
ing politics. His speech was pitched
in a high key, and some of his audit
ors took note of this fact "That was
a beautiful speech, senator," said a
reckless junior in the evening. "Rut
we feel ourselves incapable of apply
ing your theories to actual life. Won't
you give us a footnote something,
senator, if you please, on practical
politics?" But the Roman-featured
statesman answered only: "Good
Lord! That's not in my line. Tou
should call on the highest living au
thorityThomas C. Piatt"
Far Inexperienced Draughtsman.
An apparatus which makes it pos
sible to draw in perspective mechan
ically, without previous training. Is
the invention of .a Swiss, who names
it the perspectartigraph. A telescope
with hair lines to show Its center
and a crayon pencil are hung with a
universal joint so that they move to
gether. The draughtsman holds the
pencil in his hand and moves It over
the paper in such a way as to make
the intersection of the hair lines in
the telescope follow the outline of the
object to be copied.
A Guilford, Me man split open a
squash which was as fair and sound
on the outside as when harvested. He
was surprised to find that the seeds
had sprouted, each sprout bearing a
well developed leaf.
Great Frenchman's Youthful Hehhy.
Jules Verne, the great French novel
ist had a peculiar hobby as a small
boy. This was to construct nests at
the top of high trees and spend whole
days in them.
. Still Capable of Geed Work.
Sir William Turner, who was long
an expert adviser to Darwin on ana
, tomjeal points, is still wonderfully ac
tive 'at his more than 70 years. He
rresided recently over the annual
meeting of the General Medical conn
. 1 in London.
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by afrattlesnake cauterized the wound
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she will make from the witness stand
against her millionaire husband, will
torn the tide of affairs and result in
her being given absolute control of
her daughters.
Lawrence C. Phipps is a nephew of
Henry Phipps of the billion-dollar
steel trust. The nephew was form
erly treasurer of the Carnegie Steel
Company and his fortune is estimated
at $20,000,000. His wife was Miss
Genevieve Chandler, daughter of a
former governor. The couple were
married six years ago. The family es
trangement Is laid to A. Hart McKee,
the wife's cousin, who recently went
abroad on the same steamer with her.
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GORMAN AS SENATE PAGE.
Youthful Prank of Statesman Recent
ly Brought to Light.
Workmen engaged In moving some
hangings In the supreme court room
In the capital at Washington recently
discovered the name. "Arthur P. Gor-
cut In one of the marble col
In 1852 the present supreme
court room was the senate chamber,
and Arthur P. Gorman had just been
appointed a senate page. This work
with his penknife indicates assurance
on the part of this 13-year-old Mary
land youngster, remarkable even In a
senate page boy, and senate page
boys as a class fear neither men,
princes nor potentates, nor do they
respect any power other than the ser
geant at arms. But few of them de
face the capitol with their penknives
in 4uite such conspicuous fashion. Ar
thur P. Gorman at 13, however, evi
dently Intended to miss no opportuni
ties to leave an impression of his
presence behind him. He is said to
have been no paragon as a page boy,
but a very ordinary, active, mischiev
ous youngster.
HOW MAKAROFF MET OEATH.
Japanese Knew His Method of Sail,
ing, and Laid the Trap.
A letter from Moscow to the Lon
don Telegraph says: "Admiral Mak
arofiT, unaccustomed to maneuver a
large squadron in so difficult a place
as Port Arthur, frequently had such
slight mishaps as collisions of ships,
which, fortunately, entailed no seri
ous consequences. Finally he drew
up and stereotyped a plan of maneu
vers, according to which ships had
to form in line of battle outside the
harbor, each one taking up a specified
place, and from this arrangement he
never departed. The Japanese,
noticing this uniformity, anchored a
contact mine in the position assigned
to the Petropavlosk, and in this way
the disaster was brought about A
few minutes before the catastrophe
an officer twice requested the admiral
to seek for contact mines, but he
was told to mind his own business.
The officer repeated the warning a
third time and Makaroff ordered him
to go away immediately ur.iTer threat
of punishment"
RELIGION AND THE LAW.
One Effect of Enactment of the Mas
sachusetts Legislature.
At the Columbia university com
mencement, luncheon Dean Van Am
ringe, who presided, referred playfully
and under his breath, between
courses, to the fact that the Massa
chusetts legislature had granted the
right to the Young Men's Christian as
sociation to confer the degree of bach
elor of laws. "Too bad that 'Ben'
Bntler did not live to know of it" he
observed. "It would have been a
pleasant reflection to him that the bay
state, always first in public virtue,
should recognize the connection be
tween religion and law." "Precisely
so, rejoined his neighbor. "And now
it is possible to place on a Boston
tombstone the words, 'Here lies a law
yer and a Christian.' without going to
the trouble of putting two men into
one grave."
Helen Gould's Fame Widespread.
Miss Helen Gould seems to be world
famous. While at the "city of Jeru
salem." in the world's fair grounds at
St Louis, the other day, one of the
party with which she was asked the
Nazarene guide. Saftburi. if he had
ever heard of Helen Gould. "Oh,
yes." he replied. "She is a great
American woman, a philanthropist
and a Christian." "Where did you
hear of her, in Palestine or in Amer
ica?" Saffouri was asked. "In Pales
tine, many, many times, and In Amer
ica since I came over." he said.
High Price for Playing Card.
Twelve thousand dollars has jast
been paid for a single playing card, a
nine of diamonds. Upon the back of
it Holbein had painted an exquisite
minature of Frances Howard, duchess
of Norfolk.
Windows in Vans.
In future all vans in London must
have a window on each side of the
driver so that he can see what is be
side him as well as what is in front
of him.
Dramatist Fond of Outdoor
Arthur Wing Pinero, the dramatist,
passed his 49th birthday last month.
He keeps himself in playwriting form
by means of out-door sports. In his
early days near the footlights he was
jestingly known as "the Wing of
the theater."
Seeks Everlasting Life.
;, Miss Josephine Ponce de Leon, a
Ureal descendant of the discoverer.of
Florida, has entered a convent at Al-
bany.
IS ENTHUSIASTIC OVER GOLF.
Harlan
te Popular
One of the moat enthusiastic of all
those who follow the elusive golf halls
aver the Chevy Chase links near
Washington is Justice Harlan of the
United States Supreme Court. He
has turned three score and ten, bat he
declines to agree that he has, there
fore passed what some have called
the "dead line" of active life
"I am no older than I was twenty
years ago," he remarked the other
day, "and while I can keep up my
solf I'm apt to stay so."
Justice Harlan, after his first les
ion in trying to make the ball do
ihings It apparently did not wish to
Jo, described golf si a "cross be
tween tiddly-winks and a mile ma,"
but to-day he plays, rain or shine,
summer or winter, matching: of! with
generals or diplomats or, failing these,
'Colonel Bogey" himself.
Not long ago, in a pause In a ses
sion of the Supreme .Court, the gal
lery saw Justice Harlan write some
thing on a bit of paper and, calling a
page, send it down to former Attor
ney General Griggs, who, himself an
ardent golfer, was at the time before
the tribunal about to plead a case. In
such a room, in such a presence, ev
erything becomes Impressive, but that
note merely read:
"Dear Griggs: I was out before
breakfast this morning and played a
white ball against a red one the red
man against the paleface. And the
Injun won two up. H." New York
Tribune.
IN THE SWEET SPRINGTIME.
Lovers' Conversation in First Stages
of the Affliction.
The wind swept a cloud of dust
about them as they turned the corner
of the street
"Do you get any dust in your eyes,
darling?" he asked fondly, holding hei
closely to him as though to keep the
too eager wind away.
"Yes," she murmured, searching foi
her handkerchief.
"Which eye, dearest?"
"The right one, love. Do you get
anything in yours?" she asked, anx
iously, seeing his handkerchief ap
pear.
"Yes,-darling."
"Which eye, dearest?"
"The right one, love."
"How sweet!" she exclaimed, with
a glad light glowing in her well eye.
''Do you suppose, dearest heart, that
t could have been part of the same
piece of dust that got In our eyes,
darling?"
"I hope it was," he said, beaming
with one eye and wiping the other.
"Wouldn't it be sweet, dear?"
"Wouldn't it love?"
And the wind howled around the
corner as though it was' In pain, and
from the house three doors below a
dentist's sign fell of Into the street
Tit-Bits.
Their Right to Smoke.
Jerome Hart tells this story: "On
the train, between Jaffa and Jerusa
lem, an elderly American woman ob
jected to the smoking going on around
her. She grabbed hold of a uniform
ed railway guard who was going
through the carriage and shrilly set
forth her objections. He very civilly
replied that there was no rule against
smoking in the carriages.
"'Then there ought to be,' she re
torted, 'when ladies travel on the
trains.'
" 'But the Turkish ladies who tray
el on our trains all smoke themselves,
replied the guard.
" 'Do they, indeed?' replied the old
lady, acidly; 'but American women do
not smoke.
'"Very true, madam,' replied the
guard, but you are not In America;
you are in Turkey' still with much
civility.
"'I don't care if I am,' hissed the
old lady, fiercely, 'and I don't care if
the Turkish women do smoke. They
ought not to, so there!'
"'Perhaps they ought not to,' said
the guard, with unruffled courtesy,
but they do.'
"The old American lady looked at
him hopelessly, gasped, and subsided."
Woman's Wise Use of Money.
A Long Island City school teacher,
whe has fallen heir to $100,000, an
nounces that she will continue to
teach and hopes to be more efficient
than before.
"In fact, my money will help me in
my work," she says, "and I shall
spend some of it for that purpose. I
am going to build a nice little' home
with part of the money, where I can
be handy to the school and give more
time to it than I have given previous
ly." Wise woman! Nine people out of
ten. would allow sudden acquisition of
riches to end their usefulness.
In Chicago.
Ex-Senator "Billy" Mason says that
a friend of his in Chicago was recent
ly showing an acquaintance from the
East through his art gallery.
"You have some pretty fine paint
ings here," remarked the Eastern
man. "I especially like those old por
traits. I presume they were handed
down to you by your ancestors," he
added, by way of a gentle "jolly.'
"Ancestors nothing!" exclaimed the
Chicago man, taking the matter seri
ously; "they were handed down to
me by an auctioneer!" June Wom
an's Home Companion.
His Letter.
When Willie Blank was at the sea
shore last summer his father wrote
to him frequently, and in each letter
inclosed ten cents or a quarter to add
to the little lad's pleasure. Willie was
no letter-writer, but one day he man
aged to compose the following com
prehensive epistle, which he sent te
his father:
"Deare Papa I got all your leters
and you have put some muany in each
one of them. Please write oftener
Your luving son. William."
June Woman's Home Companion.
Hi. Degree.
Dean Russell of the Teachers col
lege has had a new honorary degree
thrust upon him by a cockney serving
maid in his employ. She was show
ing his gown to a visitor the other
day. -Taking it down from the place
where it hung, she turned it about to
display all of its points, and exclaim
ed, with the ring of, Intense pride am
her tones: i
"That's the robe he wore when he
took his HelL Hen, Dee." New York
Commercial.
The. Levers' Quarrel.
Mace yon desire that we should part.
And. taking each his own.
Should reader back with honest heart
What was the other lean.
Before aty genu, which at your feet
I soured. I want thoe kisses sweet
I save a hundredfold:
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JAPAN'S MISRULE IN KOREA.
Probability That She Will Avoid Far-
mer Mistakes.
Once again Japan finds herself in
control of Korea. "land of the morn
ing freshness." This is by no means
a new experience for Japan. It was
in the third century A. D. that the
empress regent of Japan herself led
an expedition against Korea. From
that time to the end of the fourteenth
century, with a few Interruptions, the
relations of Korea to Japan were
those of vassal to suzerain. Then
China came into ascendancy and from
that time on up to the war of 1894
she retained the principal control of
the hermit kingdom. That war end
ed Chinese suzerainty in Korea and
gave to Japan the control of a coun
try which it had coveted for centur
ies. But the Japanese showed little wis
dom or moderation in their treat
ment of the Koreans. The admirer
of the Jap must pass over the period
from 1894 to 1897 with closed eyes
lest his confidence In the intelligence
of Japanese statecraft receive a se
vere blow. Korea was ruled with a
high hand. Business and political
morality were thrown to the wind, the
public offices became more corrupt
than before, if such a thing were, pos
sible in a country cursed for cen
turies by a system of official corrup
tion for which it would be difficult to
find a parallel.
At the same time a series of the
most drastic reforms was instituted,
and Korea shuddered with horror at
the desecration of its most revered
customs and traditions. Japan, flat
tered with its brilliant military suc
cess, became irrational. She insisted
upon the abolition of the Korean
method of wearing the hair. The
king was made to cut off his topknot
and the people were compelled to do
the same. The queen, a bitter enemy
of Japan, was murdered, the Japanese
minister being an accessory to the
outrage. Then the terrified king fled
to the Russian embassy for protec
tion, a mob of Koreans murdered the
agents of Japan in the higher official
positions, and the uprising swept Ja
pan from the Korean courts. Russia
become the dominant influence.
Now the fortunes of war have giv
en Korea to the Japanese once more.
It is to be hoped that they will profit
by their former experience and rule
Korea with moderation. The art of
governing a colony lies in non-interference
with the non-essentials and
concentration upon the essentials.
The Japanese are quick to learn. It
is to be hoped that in their future
treatment of Korea they will not
make the mess of things they did In
1894-'7.
Bourke Cockran to Marry f.
It is rumored that Bourke Cockran
will not remain a widower much long
er. His name is being coupled with
that of Mrs. Adolf Ladenburg, the
handsome widow of the banker, but
then the gossips find a new suitor
for Mrs. Ladenburg every few months.
However, Mr. Cbckran's liking for her
is not concealed, and at the Grave
send race track he is her shadow. Mr.
Cockran is one of the most distin
guished looking men on Long Island.
German Historian Dead.
The death is reported from Jena of
Dr. Ottokar Lorenz, a Well-known his
torian. He began by studying law,
but after 1850 philology and history
claimed his attention. He was made
professor of history at Vienna in 1860,
and was employed on the state
archives, but lost the latter position
in consequence of bis political views.
In 1SSB he went to Jena as professor.
His contributions to German and
Austrian history were numerous and
valuable.
Dog Deserved Monument,
On a tombstone at the head of a
grave ir one of the dog cemeteries in
Paris is this inscription to the mem
oir of a brave St Bernard: "He
saved the Uvea of forty persons and
was killed by the forty-first." I
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Net-an Olive Enthusiast
The grocers are advertising ripe
olives. s It has always seemed ' as
though something was the matter
with the kind they have been selling.
Lynn Item.
Originated "Early
Albert Bressee of Huhbardston. Vt,
who died recently, was the originator
and prompter of the famous "early
rose" potato, which has had a con
tinuous popularity for more than thir
ty years.
Oil WsHs.
There are now between fifty and
sixty petroleum wells km the northeast
portion of the Island of Borneo, with a
total, daily production of CO tons of
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DARTMOUTH TO LAY STONE.
Descendant of Englishman AfterWhew
College Was Named.
Lord Dartmouth will boy the founda
tion stone of the new building to be
erected by the alumni of Dartmouth
college In place of the one burned
some time ago. The present earl Is
the fourth, a direct descendant of the
man after whom the college was
named by Dr. Wheelock, its first pres
ident His lordship has the right to
bear the arms of the first president of
the United States three stars and two
stripes for the first Lord Dartmouth
was a son of Elizabeth Washington,
eldest- daughter and chief heiress of
Sir William Washington of Packing
ton, Leicestershire. The earl has de
voted recent years to literary and his
torical research, and his services have
been appreciated by King Edward,
who has appointed him one of the
members of the royal commission on
historical manuscripts.
HIS PERIOD OF LEISURE.
Work as Organizer Completed; Veil
Moftke Waited for War.
Talk of army reorganization recalls
a story told of Yon Moltke, the great
German military master, who held
that, when war begins the work of the
organizer ceases. In 1870. a few days
after the mobilization of the Germany
army had been ordered, a friend of
Yon Moltke, who was anxious to see
him on important business, called up
on him in some trepidation of mind,
expecting to find him overwhelmed
with work. He was shown into the
count's study and found him lying on
a sofa reading a French novel. "You
could not have come at a better time,
my dear fellow," was his welcome.
"My work was ended when mobiliza
tion was ordered. I begin again when
we move to the front." v
BACK
FROM FOOL FEAT.
Man Who Crossed Ocean in Seven
teen-Foot Dory Home Again.
Capt Ludwig Eisenbaum, the lone
navigator who crossed the Atlantic
from Boston in a seventeen-foot dory,
has come back to New York as a
member of the crew of the Red Star
line steamship Kroonland, from Ant
werp. He brought his dory with him,
and it is said that both will be seen
later at the St Louis- exposition. The
captain's trip was almost a constant
fight with death. Twice he was sight
ed in mid-Atlantic by passing steam
ships, and the skipper of one vessel
spent considerable time urging him
to abandon his perilous undertaking.
He had several narrow escapes from
drowning and once he lost nearly al
of his provisions.
The General Utility Consul.
In those larger towns in Turkey
where England- is represented by a
consul, that official Is looked upon as
a sort of court of appeals by Chris
tians. Armenians, Bulgarians, Mace
donians and even Jews, who have
probably never heard an English
word spoken, will appeal to the Brit
ish consul when in difficulties, and he
rarely refuses, his kind offices. In or
dinary cases his unofficial backing of
the "giaours" Is effective.
- When Mansfield "Does Things.
To Richard Mansfield an enthusi
astic woman admirer had paid trib
ute of praise, adding: "I suppose, fir,
that when in the spirit of those great
roles you forget your real self for
days." "Yes; madam, for days, as
well as nights. It is then I do those
dreadful things trample on the up
turned features of my leading lady
and hurl tenderloin steaks at wait
ers." "And you do not know of it at
aUr "Not a solitary thing, madam.
until I read the papers next day."
New York Gets Great Scientist.
Prof. Charles Baskerville of the
University of North Carolina, who ass
made notable contributions to the
knowledge of radio-activity, will take
his place at the head of the depart-
meat of chemistry or ue college of
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France Grows Many Potatoes.
France produces more than twice
as many potatoes as the Ualted
States. The average price a bushel is
twenty-five and one-half cents.
Taught Many Famous Men.
Miss Sarah Louise Oilman of Hal
lowell, Me., has just resigned as a
school teacher, after constant service
of fifty-two years, during which time
she has had as pupils some of the
leading men of the state's history.
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refuge for girls, at which, last year,
9415 young women were provided
with sit ping accommodations at 7 to
is cents a night.
OOD WORK OP FILIPINOS.
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' eostemed Climate,
8ixty IlMpinos on the United States
oaMe ship Bumside did excellent
work ost tap rough seas off the coast
of Alaska last year. Twenty of them
were, detailed for laying and' repair
ing cables. They were thus engaged
for three months, during which time
(hey experienced a great deal of
rough weather, one voyage having
been so trying that the Bumside nar
rowiry escaped destruction. The Fili
pinos, however, in spite of the severe
climate and the difficult nature of the
work, proved so efficient and trust
worthy that Lieut-Col. Allen of the
United States signal corps says in his
official report: "The work was al
ways cheerfully performed by them,
and' in no case during the entire trip
was any sort of punishment adminis
tered to these men. They continually
grew in strengtah, and with the ex
ception of slight colds from exposure
they were in excellent health through
out The point desired to be made
prominent is that these men. taken
from the Philippine islands and sent
directly into the cold of Alaska were
able to perform all the duties re
quired of them in the most satisfac
tory manner." Gen. Greely says:
"The marked success of the past
year has caused the chief signal offic
er of the army to engage a Filipino
crew for the operations in Alaskan
waters for the coming summer."
SHE GOT THEM MIXED.
Explanation Dawned Rapidly on Mind
of Housewife.
A lady walked into a grocer's shop
one day with her sleeves turned up to
her elbows and a fighting light in her
eyes. "This -ere," she observed with
a sniff, as she banged a piece of yel
lowy substance on the counter,' "Is
the soap that does the washin' of
itself; the soap what makes ev'ry
washin' day a kind of glorified bean
feast; the soap what gits all the linen
as white as snow and as sweet as a
hazlenut by dinner time, and lets the
happy housewife spend the rest o?
the day playin' with the children, an!
here am I been scrubbin' three mor
tal hours with that lump, and ain't got
so much lather out of it as I could
git from a brickbat" "I beg youi
pardon," remarked .the grocer, "but it
isn't the soap. Your little boy came
in here yesterday for half a pound of
both soap and cheese; that's the
cheese."
"The cheese!' gasped the lady.
"That accounts for the other thing,
then."
"The other thing?" queried the gro
cer. "Yes, the other thing," came the
reply, "I was layin' awake half the
night wondcrin' what it was made the
Welsh rabbit we had for supper taste
so funny." Kansas City Independent.
Kate Sanborn Queries.
After speaking of vast piles of de
caying carcasses of the herons, slain
for their plumes and the thousands of
young birds left to starve, all for the
sake of securing the plumes for wom
en's hats, Mr. Scott says: "1 wish
clearly 'to emphasize the fact that I
do not blame. the women who use
these decorations, for men are the
responsible parties. No woman ever
wore a decoration of any kind, much
less the' feather of a bird, for her own
pleasure, or to attract the attention
of other women. The object for which
women wear decorations Is to en
hance their attractiveness and beauty
to men, not to themselves, or to each
other. And as 'long as men care to
have women's hats decorated witb
feathers and express their approval
by admiration bestowed, just so long
will the custom endure."
Does Mr. bcott know women as
well as he does birds? From her arti
cle in National Magazine.
Play you Are the Sunshine.
Tou say you're feelinp blue, lad?
That things are going wrong?
If that's the case for true. lad.
Cheer up and sing a song.
You'll find 'twill always pay, lad.
For all for me and you
To play we are the sunshine
And let the skies be blue.
When the skies are blue and clear, lad.
The world is at Its best;
Whene'er you drop a tear,. lad.
It saddens all the rest.
Smile on don't mind the knocks. lad.
Just keep your own heart true
Play you're the golden sunshine
And let the sky be blue.
When you are feeling bine. lad.
And half inclined to cry.
You're at the job 'tis true. lad
Intended for the bky.
The sunshine role sits bettter
On husky chaps like you
Then be a human sunbeam.
Let but the aky be blue.
Baltimore American
Early Volume on Hunting.
A work of great interest to sports
men which Is .on the point of publica
tion is "The Master of Game," by
Edward III.'s grandson, Edward Duke
of York. This is the earliest English
work on hunting, and it will now ap
pear in print for the first time, edited
from the manuscripts by Mr. and Mrs.
Baillie Grohman, with notes, glossary,
bibliography, etc and a "foreword'
by President Roosevelt The illustra
tions, which are to be numerous, are
taken from French MMS., and the text
and a modernized- rendering of it will
be printed in parallel columns. King
Edward is one of the subscribers.
Geronimo in Old Age.
Geronimo, the famous old Apache
chief, is still in good health, although
he is very sged. His home Is ten
miles from Lawton, O. T.. yet he
usually walks to and from the place
to dp bis trading. He Is often asked
to give an exhibition of his skill at
a marksman with bow and arrow
This he readily consents to do pro
vided a nickel is made the target and
it Is to become his own in case he
kits It
In a Profitless Chase.
In regard to the British operations
in Somaliiand the London Telegraph
said recently: "Our chase of the mad
mullah has lasted longer than the
chase of Dewet and we have not
caught him yet Our troops have done
their best in a region which produces
nothing and has defied all attempts
to make it grow laurels."
Resigns from Brown Faculty.
Archibald Delaney, for nearly twen
ty years steward of Brown university,
has resigned, his resignation to take
effect Aug. 1. Mr. Delaney has served
the college in the capacity of steward
since 18K and is well known to Brown
men throughout the country. He will
be succeeded by E. A. Burllngame, a
civil engineer of Providence.
Long Term ef Faithful Service.
On Tuesday, Msy 10, Prof. Charles
Koetl completed his fiftieth year as
organist of St Mary's Catholic church
in Ottumwa, Iowa. His compensation
has always been smalL He began with
a little melodecn and it Is said that he
has never omitted a mass, vespers or
benediction at which he had promised
to play. He is now C9 years of age.
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TIME TO GET A LAWYER:
Texan's Remark Rather Reflected en
Legal Adviser.
That well-known legal light of the
state of Washington, James Hamilton
Lewis, Is fond oi telling of the vicissi
tudes he experienced during the days
when he had first hung out his
shingle.
"In Boise .City, Idaho," says Mr.
Lewis, "I was once called upon to
undertake the defense of a Texan who
during a visit to our city had in the
course of an altercation rather seri
ously done up one of our prominent
citizens.
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observed that our Texan friend seem
ed not in the least worried as to the
outcome. Things looked bad for him
and I told him so. Yet he didn't wor
ry a bit One day I said to him:
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desire to impress upon you the fact
that there is a very fair chance that
you'll be jailed for this.'
"Whereupon, for the first time, the
Texan began to evince signs, of
alarm.
" 'Say, sport,' said he, 'is that right?'
"'It certainly is,' I replied.
"At this the Texan began to stride
about the room, all the time pulling
fiercely at his big mustache. Finally
be stopped and, bringing down his fist
upon the table between us, he yelled:
"'Then, by hell, I've got to get a
lawyer!"'
Station in a Cemetery.
The cemetery at Brookwood. near
Woking, is probably the only one in
England that has a railway station in
side the grounds. This is used chiefly
for the purposes of the crematorium
there. It is a pretty little station on
the single line that leads from the
London and Southwestern railway into
the cemetery, and it stands in the
Church of England portion of the
ground. There is a fair-sized platform,
with a waiting room upon it, and a
small "mortuary" if the structure
may be so termed. Close by stands
the church, at the end of the plat
form, so that there is little distance
to go for those mourners who come
to see the last rites carried out
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about with metal rings, and was captured by the British after the fight
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Was a Poor Guesser.
An active city ward worker, who
when he promises to support a maa,
will do It In spite of everything, was
sought out to secure his co-operation1
before a certain election.
After the election was over and the
votes all counted and the candidate
was found to have been beaten by
about three to one, and as one of his
lieutenants could count up the names
of many more persons who had prom
ised to vote for S than he had re
ceived votes, concluded that the work
er, who had an Impediment in his
speech, had "failed to connect"
"I say," said the lieutenant looking
disappointed, "why didn't you support
S , as you agreed to?"
"Never pr-pr-promised to," replied
the worker.
"Yes, you did," returned the other,
emphatically.
"When d-dld ir
"Why, down at Mac's office."
"Th-th-think not," replied the work
er, "told you I g-g-guessed I would;
but I'm the poorest g-g-gaesser you
ever saw hardly
ever ' g-g-guess '
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SPORT OF ELEPHANT HUNTING.
Amusement That la Full ef Excite
ment and Danger.
A member of Archibald IJutter's re
cent exploring expedition along the
British East African frontier in his
report gives some glimpses of ele
phant hunting. He says: "Butter,
while hunting in the thick forest, had
a narrow escape. An infuriated cow
elephant charged him in an alley
walled in by impenetrable under
growth. His shots failed to turn her.
and she got right over'him as he at
tempted to wriggle out of signt. While
she searched around with her trunk.
Butter gave her both barrels of his .
rifle from underneath, which caused
her to depart, luckily without tread
ing on him."
Later in the journey he records:
"Mohamed showed me five elephants'
tails, the former proprietors of which
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were lying dead in the bush. On the
march the caravan had suddenly
found itself in the midst of a herd of
elephants, and (so Mohamed declar
ed) they had been obliged to clear the
front by shooting five elephants to let
the camels through! The Somali is
as keen on elephant-hunting as any
one. so I had my own opinion on the
subject"
Again comes this report: "Rutter
and Duff had an exciting time with a
solitary elephant, which charged them
repeatedly in a place where it was not
too easy to dodge. His splendid tusks,
weighing over ISO pounds each, were
Butter's trophy."
Woeful Lack of Confidence.
Wilton Lackaye tells of a Chicago
woman about to wed who was one day
amusing herself by going over the
marriage service. To a friend who
discovered her. prayer hook in hand,
the Windy Ciiy girl said:
"I always make it a point to do this,
for no matter how well you may have
known a part in the past it should
always be rehearsed before the piece
is revived." Then, rather playfully,
she read the words, "Till death do us
part."
Whereupon her "friend interrupted:
"How foolish that is, isn't it. dear?
Sounds like one hasn't any confidence
in the courts!"
How Barnum Got a Front Seat
Rev. Dr. Robert Collyer, New York's
famous octogenarian preacher, Is
fond of telling this story:
"One Sunday morning shortly after -
I had entered the pulpit i got up and
said:
"'I see in the congregation, a good
way back a man who always gives me. '
a gool seat whenever Igo to see him
and his. I want to reciprocate his
kindness. Let him come ap front
"And when the congregation turned
as one man to see who was making
his way up the aisle they saw none
other than P. T. Barnum."
Very Likely.
During the civil war a fine looking
negro went into the Union lines on
the Potomac and reported himself for
work.
"Where are you from?" asked ihe
officer on duty.
"Culpeper Court House, sah."
"What's the news down there?"
"Nothing, massa. 'cent dar's a maa
down dar lost a mighty good and valu-
able nigger dis morning, and I reckon
afore aight"
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