fTOr: ." "W f-; Ivr wr MHom?;. iinawifv?ffpp 1 f fc I- 1- I . . V' I -. ,.- li. .. f- Ei ... ' 3 n Pl m ' ;. . li. ..ur FraTk 8. Black xA New .York is a stanch believer in state 'parks aad while in office he did much -to aM legislation in that regard. On one occasion he said to a number, of prominent men at Albany: "What we need now to to hare a counsel for . the forest -commission." "A coun sel?" inquired a country member; "what has the forest been commit- ' ting that it should need a counsel?" . .The longest continuous run of a rail- way train in: Europe is that from Earia 'to Constantinople, 1.921 miles, in slxtj;- four and a quarter hours. ' ! AnEmvtoSick f Gtmot Stand Upright. 99 ':".90Uhtr can poor, nseak. thin bbod ' 'moorish and smatainthe physical system. '&r strength of naves and modes there most be pore, rich, vigorous blood. ' Hood's SvsaparSU is established Ms the ' standard preparation for the bbod by Us . many remarkable cures. ' The dullest fellow may learn to be "comical for a night or ttro. Half Rate Scat via Oaaaaa aa4 St . . Loala aad Wabaafc Koalas. On the 1st and 3rd Tuesday of each ' - month the above lines will sell home seekers tickets to southern points for . one fare (plus $2.00) round trip. ". WINTER TOlJRIoi RATES now on sale to Hot Springs, Ark., and all 'the winter resorts at greatly RE DUCED RATES. ' Remember the O. & St lu and Wa- vbash, the shortest and quickest route to St. Louis. o Remember the O. 4 St L and O., K. C. & E. Is the shortest route io Quincy. Unexcelled service to Kansas City and the south. " For. rates, sleeping car accommoda tion and all information ca-i at the QUINCY ROUTE OFFICE. 1415 Far- nam St (Paxton Hotel block) or write Harry E. Moores, City Passenger and Ticket Agent, Omaha, Neb. Aspiring beggary is wrietchedness . Itself. " If in OUWI. retira this coipos tad three one cent stamps to the J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Mass.. joi .will receive ia retirn a copy of the 20th Ccatary Year Boole Tkis is not aa ordinary alrnmac. bat a handsome book, copiously illustrated, aad sold for 5 cents oa all news-stands. (We simply allow yoo the two cents yon spead in postage for sending.) Great men have written for the Year Book. In it is summed ap tke progress of the :9th cea tsry. Ia eack important line of work aad tkongkt tke greatest living specialist kas recounted tke events aad advances of tke past ceatary aad kas prophesied wkat we may expect of tke next. Among tke most noted of oar coatribstors are: Secretary of Agriculture Wilson, on Agriculture; Senator Chauncey M. Depew, on Politics ; Russell Sage, on Finance; Thomas Edison, on Elec tricity; Dr. Madison Peters, on Re ligion; General Merritt, on Land War fare; Admiral Hichbom, on Naval Warfare; "Al" Smith, on Sports, eta; making a complete review of the whole field of human endeavor and progress. Eack article is beaatif ally and appropriately illastrated, and tke wkole makes an iavalaable book of reference, uaeqaaled any where for tke money. Address J. C Area Co, Lowell, Mass. "AGENTS WANTED To tell the products of TIE SWME VACCIIE CO. OF WYMORE, NEB. Swioe plains or hog cholera aeceasfally treated 7 tnoeralatloa. We care 85 per rent of sick koga and reader veil fcoca Immune by oar proceM. ,. -For farther pattlcalars call on or r.ddress . Tfct SwIm Vmonm ., Wptre, Neb. DR. SETH ARNOLD'S feu stood the test or SO years AAIIAU o and is still the Heat Coach UUUKH Keaaedr Sold. Cures trhen WWII II other remedies fall. Tastes BB B BPft Kood: children like it. Sold DHL Lflll by all druggists Scents. BmBaBBsiIB MAGNETIC STARCH Tte WONDER iftkAGE. NoBoiHnfi No Cooking It Stiff ens the Goods It Whitens the Goods It Polishes the Goods It makes all garments freak and crisp as waenlrst bcogkt new. TRY A SAMPLE PACKAGE. Tou'U Mice K it yon try it. 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I." -" " Professor Frederick von Martens, who holds the chair of international law in the St Petersburg university, is a noted liagaist and author, and at the Venezuela arbitration conference ia Paris, where he read the decision of the commission, he 'had a pleasaat fashion of addressing each delegate ia his own language. One of the Eng lish jurists wondered how the profes sor was able to keep up his knowledge of so many modern tongues. The pro fessor replied: "It is self defense. You see in case I lose mv chair 1 wish to be prepared for any offer you for eigners may make." A Botioa Sfaa Pleased. In conversation with some friends, a prominent Boston man told of his sufferings from rheumatism and ner vousness, and, one of his friends gave him some advice, which will be men tioned later and which has proven to be of incalculable value. To successfully act on this advice, it was necessary to make a trip of over 2,000 mlies, but he undertook it and now thanks his friend for the advice, as he finds himself fully re-? lieved of his old trouble and has re turned to his home feeling able to cope with his business demands, a new man. , The advice given was to go to "Hot Springs," South Dakota, and there take the baths and enjoy the finest cli mate of any health resort in America. If this man was satisfied after mak ing a long trip, those residing within a few hundred miles and similarly af flicted can certainly afford to try it or rather an't afford to neglect to try it Ask any agent of the North-Western Line for full particulars, or write J. R. BUCHANAN, General Passenger Agent F. E. & M. V. R. R., Omaha. Nea. Dr. Frankland always wore spec tacles. One day on Ludgate Hill a porter passing him was nearly pushed off the pavement by an unintentional motion of the uoctor. The fellow, with characteristic insolence, exclaimed: "Damn your spectacles!" Frankland, smiling, observed: "It is not the first time they have saved my eyes." Try Magnetic Starch It will last longer than any other. Maurice Barrymore's -wit Is far famed, but a neat little witticism at his expense was Augustus Thomas' laconic criticism of one of Barrymore's plays. The playwright had been mercilessly picking flaws in the actor's drama until the good natured "Barry" winced. "Oh, come, tfuti." he inter rupted, "don't be quite so hard, if its not an 'AlatianEi.' Just remember that I wrote it in a week. "Did you, Barry?" retorted Thomas; "Then you must have loafed." Iatportaat Iaveatioaa. Patents have been allowed upon ap plications prepared and prosecuted by us for interesting subjects as follows: To C. W. Cross, of Grinnell, for an auxiliary air heater adapted to be con nected with a stove in such a manner that it will receive and direct the pro ducts of combustion and aid in warm ing and circulating air in a room, as required to maintain a uniform tem perature, by admitting cool air at its botcm, heating it and discharging it at lis top. An undivided half is assigned to W. S. More of same place. To J. Morgan, of Atlantic for a plant planting machine adapted to be ad vanced across a field by horses to set out cabbage and tobacco plants in rows at regular distances apart. A boy on the machine hands plants in succession to automatic plant holders on a wheel and as the wheel revolves it places the plants in a furrow in ad vance of the wheel by a furrow opener and furrow closers immediately cover the roots and rollers pack the ground around the roots. An undivided half has been assigned to E. Whitney, of Chicago. Printed consultation and advice free. THOMAS G. ORWIG & CO., Registered Patent Attorneys. Des Moines, Iowa, Dec. 27, 1899. Requirements for pullic school teachings in Alabama are very simple. Applicants for third grae certificates, which allow the holder to teach for two years, are obliged to be exam ined in arithmetic only through frac tions, and in geography only through the primary grade. Wlater Excarsloaa. The Southern Pacific Company and its connections operate the best first and second-class service to California, Arizona, Texas and Mexico. Through Pullman Palace Sleepers and Tourist Sleepers from all principal eastern points. Personally conducted Tourist Excursions from Cincinnati, Louisville. St Louis, Chicago. St Paul. Minne apolis, Des Moines, Omaha. Kansas City. etc. For particulars and descrip tive literature write W. G. Nelmyer. Genl Western Agent 238 Clark St. Chicago; W. H. Connor. Com'l Agent Chamber Commerce Bldg., Cincinnati, Ohio, or W. J. Berg. Trav. Pass Aft, 220 Ellicott Sq., Buffalo. N. Y. Booksellers in New York report an increased demand for Kipling's poetry since the announcement that General Lord Roberts is to take charge of the South African campaign for the Brit ish: Kipling had more to do with obtaining recognition for General Rob .ertS. than anyone, with tiat poem of Els.on "Boba." This is the particular stof verses that purchasers of the Kipling books want to read again. . Yarn- clothes will not crack if you Magnetic starch. The length of the world's railways is more than seventeen times the cir cumference of the equator. r Sew IaveatloBs. Last week 459 patents were issued to United States inventors, and of this number 37 per cent were either partly or en tirely sold before they were issued. Amonest the prominent manufac turing concerns who purchased patents were the following: Dempster Manufacturing Co., Des Moines, la., Fitzgerald Meat Tree Co., Chicago. m., . ( utuunuui lurpeao uun CO.. Chica go. I1L, Gates Iron Works. Chicago. III., Oakman Motor Vehicle Co., Chicago, HL. United Coke and Gas Co., Philadel phia, Pa.. Page Woven Wire Fence Co., Adri an. Mich., Nordlinger Fire Works Co.,' New York City. Vaughan Machine Co., Portland, Me.. Union Cash Register Mfg. Co.. Tren ton. N. J., lsventors desiring free Information as to the best methods of procuring aad protecting-patents should address Sates & Co., Patent Lawyers and So licitors, Bee Bldg., Omaha, Nea. (CI? 5i CAMPFIEE SKETCHES. QOOD SHORT STORIES FOR THE VETERANS. Tfc at Fravt Oftea at Warit 'Wltkla. Mm Yarato at tha Kmbj- Tfca Maacaca f i Caa you hear the guns a-boomln' far away across the seas. Can you see the flacs a-wavln' In the creepta' suxamer breese Can you read Joyous message that the signal sergeant wags, Caa you recognise the colors of the la- teTralngled nags? Oh, one Is mostly Stars and Stripes, the other's mostly red , They floated once o'er foemea. now they float o'er friends instead And the Yankee man-o'-wars men In a heathen land are seen To be standln' by the sailors of her Maj esty, the Queen. "Johnny Bull" and "Brother Jonathan" a-scrappln side by side! I calculate the nations' eyes will open rather wide When they see the roarln' Lion and the screamln', scrheechin' Bird A'llnln' up together and a-waltln for the word. Oh, the Czar may send an olive branch to all the different lands And the Pope may bless the universe with peaceful, outstretched hands. But there's greater benediction In the flrin' of the gun That reunites the mother and her long lost Yankee son. "M. B. K.1 The Kcglaaenral Dag. More than one regimental pet has entered Into the history of its country. In America the list is naturally headed by Old Abe, the Wisconsin eagle, which survived the fiercest battles of the civil war and lived to enjoy an honored old age in the eapltol of its native state. The armies of Europe have had many pets, among which should be remem bered a poor dog which followed the eagles of Napoleon a thousand leagues and more to Moscow, but did not sur vive the ruin of the Grand Army. A sergeant of the Imperial Guard tells of the dog's last battle. A few' days after the awful passage of the Beresina, I noticed a man marching in front of me much bent apparently overwhelmed by the weight of a burden which he bore on his shoulders. The burden was a dog. and the man was an old sergeant named Daubenton. I asked him if the dog were to eat "No," he answered, "I would rather eat Cos sack. Don't you recognize Mouton, the regimental dog? His paws are frozen, and he can't walk any longer." Then he told me how he would have Joined the vanguard of the army which had recently been destroyed, if he had not been saved through his devotion to the dog. The evening of the day we had arrived at Wilna the poor dog had had his paws frozen, and this very morning the sergeant had decided to leave him to his fate. But poor Mouton got an idea that he was being deserted, and howled so plteously that the sergeant determined to take him. Hardly had he started, however, when the unfor tunate dog fell forward on his nose, and Daubenton then fastened him across his shoulders over his knapsack. It was in this fashion that he rejoined the handful of men who formed the rear-guard under Marshal Ney. Sud denly, as we walked along, some one shouted, "Beware of the Cossacks" A melee ensued, and some of the en emy bore directly toward us. Dauben ton was fortunate enough to see the foremost of them in time to defend himself but Mouton, barking like a good dog, embarrassed his movements. The man wheeled round, but at a dis tance, seeming to fear a musket-shot As neither of us attempted to fire he inferred that we were without powder, and advancing upon Daubenton. he struck him a blow with his sword. Daubenton parried the blow with his musket but the man Instantly gave him a second one on the left shoulder. This blow hit poor Mouton on the head. The dog howled enough to break one's heart Although wounded, with frozen paws, he leaped off his master's back to run after the man; but being fastened to the straps of the knapsack, he pulled Daubenton down and I thought everything was over with him. I dragged myself on my knees about two steps ahead and took aim, but the priming of my gun did not burn. Then the man, shouting savagely, threw himself upon me, bdt I bad time'' to get under a wagon and present my bayonet at him. Meantime the dog, howling and barking.' was dragging off Daubenton sideways. Fortunately the sergeant was able to disentangle himself, and seizing his gun, he cried to me: "Doa't be frightened, don't stir!" He fired. The ball struck the Cossack under the right arm and he fell from his horse. A French soldier seized the animal by the bridle. "Stop, you ras cal!" cried Daubenton. "That's my horse. I killed the fellow." But the other man escaped amid a rabble. Then Daubenton called out to me: "Look after Mouton! I am going after the horse." The last words were scarcely out of his mouth when more than four thousand stragglers of all nations came on me like a torrent separating me from him and from Mouton, and I never say them again. Telegraph Mea at the Front. S. Rudow, aged 55 years, telegraph operator, first company, United States signal corps, received his discharge papers last July at San Francisco. He was in town yesterday, says the Kan sas City Star. "It's a saying among the boys over there that let a soldier cross a swamp or swim a river, the sec ond man over Is the signal service operator, sending back a report of how it was done." remarked Rudrow, who proved as sharp as his appearance was odd. "If there's an advance of half a mile by the firing line the wire has been brought up and cut the Instru ment attached and an operator is seat ed at his little table sending dispatches to brigade headquarters describing the charge before the troops have stopped panting." "Do the signal service men at the front work in the trenches or Just behind the firing liner The gray old operator smiled. "Trenches? Non sense. Right on the line, within 200 yards of the enemy, sitting at your little table sending dispatches for the colonel, the majors, the adjutant, or receiving orders. Oh, they shoot at you all right enough. Often they get ia behind and cut the wires. Some have been shot while climbing the poles. The colonels and regimental of ficers are always right at the frontand brigade headquarters from one-half mile to one and a half miles in the rear. The operators take turns at the front Nearly everything in the sig nal service is telegraphy. Once in a while the lass were used, but onlr jrhere we couldn't use the wire. That wasn't often, for we waded through swamps ap to the chest dragging the wire after us. There's no dashing about of courier aad orderlies carry lag orders as there was in the civil war. The telegraph does everything." A question about the signal service of the Filipinos caused Rudrow to be merry. "Well, yoo should see if he said. "They aent up rockets and built bonfires after Bight attacks. I sup pose these annoanced great victories. I aever saw or heard of any other sig nals by them." BMlg Gen. John F. Weston, the new com missary general of the war depart ment has a record for courage of which any army officer might be proud. A year or two after the close of the civil war, he was appointed a lieuten ant in the regular army, and accom panied Gen. Sheridan on an expedition against the Cheyenne Indians. It was during this campaign that an Incident occurred which was recently told by an army officer to a reporter for the Philadelphia Times. One evening, after we had gone into camp, a small herd of buffalo was sighted. The lieu tenant had thrown oC his saddle and put aside his arms. He caught up his belt in which were revolver and knife, and leaped upon his bareback horse. After a race he caught up with a huge bull, and emptied his revolver into its side. The bull faced him. Weston was several miles from camp, and had no more cartridges. Determined not, to be laughed at he dismounted and drew his knife. He walked to one side of the bull, and the animal turned. He began to run, but the bull kept its low ered head always toward him. He kept stopping and turning until the sweat poured from him. At last he man aged to get behind the bull, and with a leap landed upon its back. The buffalo, with a snort of terror, dashed forward in a mad, lumbering gallop. The sol dier worked his way forward to the brute's shoulders, fastening his fingers in the mane, and began to hack away at the throat of the terror-stricken buffalo. It took time, but finally the knife went through the hair and hide. The brute gave a wheezing, roaring cough and fell forward, plunging its nose into the earth and throwing the rider fifteen feet in front Weston was bruised and stunned, but the brute was beyond doing him any harm. Why Chines Armies Fall. In the Journal of the United Service Institution. Major A. E. J. Cavendish emphatically points out the vices of the Chinese military system. Much of the utter inefficiency of China's army, he thinks. Is explained by the native saying, "Do not use good steel to make a nail, nor take a good man to make a soldier," which is most thoroughly acted up to. The absence of nerves and the animal ferocitv of the China man admirably adapted him for the de liberate extermination which charac terizes the suppression of a revolt but in real courage, the abnegation of self under danger, he Is woefully deficient; he will do much for pay; he will fight when his rage is roused, but bis pas sion, violent as a typhoon, as quickly passes away. Major Cavendish thinks it small wonder that the Chinese troops refused to stand up to the Jap anese when of the hundreds of thou sands who since 1862 had been "drilled" with foreign weapons, not one in 60,000 had been taught their proper use. Musketry and artillery practice is limited generally to han dling the weapon, and instruction in the use of rifles and field guns is not thought necessary; indeed, it is op posed. It may be fairly doubted whether the English major has made out a good case against the Chinese as lacking in fighting qualities. If the efforts of the government have all been against the development of the warlike spirit, it Is not unnatural that the Chinese should be poor warriors. Sol diers who are taught to go into battle carrying fans, as the Chinese did in the Japanese war, cannot reasonably be counted on as lacking courage. Ma jor Cavendish has too often seen the beneficial result of discipline on ap parently worthless material in the British army not to admit there is no telling to what a degree of military proficiency a generation or two of modern progressive government might not bring the Chinese. From the Ar my and Navy Journal. A Perfect Dlaaer. Fletcher Robinson in Cassell's Maga zine: "What would you call a perfect dinner, Mr. Joseph?" "I will tell you. One like that which I cooked for four American gentlemen, years back in Paris. They said, 'We leave the menu to you, M. Joseph,' and so I gave them this: First a simple pot a feu; to fol low that a dish I had just invented and which I called pommes de Geor gette. It was a good dish. I had given it that title after a play, 'Geor gette,' written by M. Victorien Sardou. He received the Legion of Honor, but his play does not run today. I did not receive the ribbon, but people still eat my dish. Bah! What does it matter? Well, as I was saying, they had pommes de Georgette, and after that a whole woodcock each. To fol low the woodcock peaches." "Peaches a la Cardinal?" I suggested. "No, mon sieur," said the great chef sternly. "Ripe peaches, such as the bon Dieu made them. What he has fashioned so sweet and pure the good cook will not dare to touch." "Did they enjoy the dinner?" I asked after a moment's silence. "The next night those four gentlemen appeared and cried with one voice, 'M. Joseph, the same dinner again!' For six nights they came, without wishing a change, and they might be doing so still, monsieur, if they had not been forced to return tc America." The Ceaaas of Geraaaay. The Times publishes a careful analy sis of the German census taken on June 14, 1895, from which It appears that the population amounted on that day to 51,770,000, of whom 25,400,000 were males, and 26,360,000 females, the excess of females being, therefore, nearly 1,000.000. This population In creases at the rate of a little more than 1,000,000 a year, for which new means of maintenance, education and housing must be provided. The rush is, of course, to the towns, the general urban population having increased since 1882 by 36 per cent, while the population of towns with more than. 100,000 persons had more than doubled. Of the total. 8,292,000 are occupied in agriculture, 8,281,000 In industry, 2,238,000 in trade, 794,000 in profes sions, 631,000 as soldiers and sailors, and 1,339,000 as servants. The pro portion of servants is the lowest in the census-taking world, not half the proportion in Great Britain. The Catholics are -about a third of the population, while of the whole com mercial class 5.71 per cent are Jews. London Spectator. Kscas fraaa tha Jaagle. The Crocodile "If there's anything I hate it's a musical monkey. That's the third time that ape has waked me up galloping ap and down my back." The Ibis "What does he do it for?" The Crocidile "Said he was only practicing the scales." New York Press. Fariniiarsi, A bulletin of the Teaaesaee Expert- t Station says: Farmers should make their awn are at home, by growing;.;feed, feediag it to milch cows or other-stock aad saving the manure. .They "should by all means produce their own nltro genons fertilizers by growing legumin ous plants, which catch and fix the ni trogen of the air, as explaiaed in Press Bulletin 1. The good farmer will do this and will thus never aeed to buy any fertilizer unless it is phosphate aad potash. If they will buy fertiliz ers there is no mystery or difficulty about mixing them at home. Nitrogen costs 12 to 15 cents a pound in fertil isers. Manufacturers prepare them by mixing with acid phosphate some source of nitrogen, like tankage, dried blood, or cotton seed meal, and a pot ash compound like muriate of pot ash or kanite. Why may not the farmer mix them for himself? is a question frequently asked of the Ten nessee Agricultural Experiment Sta tion. The station always mixes fer tilizers for its own use, and any farmer can do the same as follows: Use as the basis for your mixture acid phos phate made from the Tennessee rock. It is the highest grade and the cheap est phosphate we have. It should be bad anywhere in 'lennessee for 812 a ton or less, and should contain 16 to 18 per cent available phosphoric acid. For potash use muriate of potash, con taining 50 per cent potash. It costs, ia Tennessee, 842 to 45. . Two classes of mixtures are sold: 1. Mixtures of acid phosphate and potash can be prepared thus: Take 1850 pounds of Tennessee acid phos phate, 150 pounds muriate of potash, and mix thoroughly. At the above prices a ton of the mixture will cost about 814.25, and will contain at least 13.5 per cent available phosphoric acid and 3.5 per cent potash. It is the best fertilizer for cow-peas, grasses and for age plants generally, corn and wheat and makes a fine compost with ma nure. 2. So-called complete fertilizers may be prepared by mixing proper amounts of acid phosphates, potash and "am moniates," as the substances supply ing nitrogen are called. Here is a good mixture made with "tankage." or dried animal matter from the slaughter houses, which contain 7 per cent nitro gen and 12 per cent available phos phoric acid, and costing 820 a ton. . Any of these can be easily mixed on the barn floor or a smooth, dry place, by breaking all the lumps, and sprink ling out first a thin layer of one and then of another ingredient until the whole is laid out Shovel together until very thoroughly mixed and put through a sand screen. Can you not afford to mix your own fertilizers for from 15 to 810 a ton? Agents are run ning over the country selling formulas for fertilizers not half as good as the above, for 35 a recipe. The Color Fad. If the brood sow does not come in heat you may know that she Is not in good condition, says the Farmer. If a litter has just been weaned, feed her liberally, and in a few days she will breed. As a rule it is not best to breed her the first time she comes in heat after weaning the pigs. The prob abilities are that she has not sufficient ly recovered from the strain on her system to do well. The litter from coupling at this time would likely be few in number. The sow to give the best return should be in fine condition when bred, making improvement each day. It is not reasonable to expect' much from a sow running down in flesh and in low condition; yet sows are often bred that ara but little more than walking skeletons, and are ex pected to produce thrifty pigs. Farm Vegetables. The fresh, crisp, juicy and finely flavored products of the farm garden may be set down as one of the most attractive things in farm life. The farmer may not appre ciate these products as greatly as do the people of the towns, who see only stale, wilted, discolored and generally out-of-condltion vegetables in the mar-' kets. The farmer who will not give a thought to his lettuce or his onions or his green, or other vegetable, because he is accustomed to them in their most' attractive state, would find a new in terest in such things, could he return to them after a visit to a city and a: diet on vegetables in the usual city condition. The farmer at home is master of his own supplies of vege tables, and he misses one of the best things within his reach when he fails to secure for himself and his family a large garden growing a variety of ex-, cellent and wholesome vegetables. Ex- Our "Butter" in Cuba. American butter sells for less in the Cuban mar ket than butter from France, Holland and Denmark. And yet American but ter is generally better than that com ing from the other countries. The trouble Is that oleomargarine and other Imitations are sold in Cuba as American butter. It is precisely the same dishonest methods which have so greatly injured the American butter trade in Europe. When our govern ment stops this fraudulent trade, American butter and cheese will sell again in the markets of the world at prices as high as similar articles from other countries. This dishonest prac tice on the part of exporters not only disgraces the United States, but it takes millions of dollars annually out of the farmers' pockets, by depreciat ing the value of their products. Phil adelphia Press. Storing Onions. Onions, unless they have been properly prepared, are diffi cult to keep, but properly ripened off, dug at the right season and dried as they should be, they will keep well. The temperature must be low and the air dry, as in a warm, moist atmos phere they soon grow and are spoiled. If I had onions to store, not knowing how they had been dried, I should sub ject them to 100 degrees heat for sev eral days, which has almost the effect" of kiln drying. Then place in shallow, slatted boxes, plied one above another, in a cellar well ventilated and kept just above freezing. If this way is not practicable they can be kept in a build ing away from fire, stored In a bin which has a thick lining and covering of chaff and fine bay. VIck's Maga zine. The Prickly Pear. The Oputia. grown in Sicily, produce delicious fruits in great abundance, often ten tons per acre. In Almeria, Spain.aa high as fifteen tons of fruits are sosae times produced. In Sicily tbe well ripened prickly pears are really delici ous, and these improved varieties should be tried in all the southern and southwestern states. Some of these best sorts have been obtained and will be distributed to the experiment sta tions for trial. Have the wool in good condition without any tags in the fleeces. 4 I Z I 1 On ono occaslea the.Friace of Wales visited a Hindoo school in Madras. The youngsters had been drilled into the proporiety of saying, "Tour royal highness" should the prince speak to them, and when the heir-apparent ac costed a bright-eyed lad, and, pointing to a primatic compass, asked, "What is this?" the youngster, all in a flutter, replied: "It's a royal compass, your prismatic highness." Egypt and the Soudan have now 2,014 miles of railways; tbe line from Boeber to Kassala and Suakim Is un der way of construction. The December Atlantic might in same senses almost be called a Chicago num ber, for three of the most striking and salient articles are by Chicago authors. Harriet Monroe's "The Grand Canon of the Colorado" is a brilliant and effec tive sketch of nature and natural scenery; Mrs. Ella W. Peattie's lively "The Artistic Side of Chicago" pic tures the aesthetic, artistic, educa tional, and literary features of the great city, while the short story "The Detectives," by Will Payne, is a capital example of the power of Chicago writ ers in romantic fiction. Chicago has reason to be proud of her contributions to this number of the representative magazines of America. THE GRIP CUBE THAT DOES CURE. Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets removes tbe cause tbat produces La Grippe. . W. Grove's signature Is on eack box. 25a That virtue which requires to be ever guarded is scarcely worth the sentinel. Mrs. Wiaslew's Soothing Syraw. For cbttdrea taethlaa. softens tbe robis, reduce In lnnnntloB,aUajrtpala.cureawlndcoUc ZJcabotUa- What the conversation wanted wit was made up in laughter. in Reliable Help Wanted (Either x.) Tbe Humnltarla Home and Sanitar ium for Invalids and Health Keekers. Incorporated. Send 12c In atampa for full information. Address J. H. Teltlebaum, Treasurer. East Las Veins, X. M. Premature consolation is but the re membrance of sorrow. Magnetic Starch is the very best laundry starch in the world. I felt a secret pleasure in doing my duty without reward. Baker's Breakfast Cocea hi delicious. Costs less than one cent a cup. Made oaly by Walter Baker & Co. Ltd.. Dorchester. Mass. He had not resolution enough to give any man pain by a denial. There is more Catarrh m this section of the country thaa all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pro nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires consti tutional treatment Hall's Catarrh Cure, man ufactured by F. J. Cheney &. Co.. Toledo. Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonfuL It acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of tbe system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails tocure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. Ohio. Sold by Druggists. 73c Hall's Family Pills are the best. Good counsel rejected returns to en rich the giver's bosom. Those little rubs which Providence sends to enhance the value of its favors. If you have not tried Magnetic Starch try it now. You will then use no other. The constantly increasing business of the B. & O. R. R. has necessitated very material additions to the tele graph service. During the past year nearly 2,000 miles of copper wire, 166 pounds to the mile, have been strung. New lines have been placed in service between Baltimore and Pittsburg. Bal timore 'and Pankersburg, Newark. O. to Chicago. Philadelphia to Newark. Philadelphia to Cumberland and Cum berland to Grafton. During the sum mer several of these wires were anad ruplexed between Baltimore and Cum berland and duplexed we3t The January Century will contain a poem by Rudyard Kipling, "In the Matter of One Compass." Dr. Mitch ell's story, "The Autobiography of a Quack," ends in that issue, but another serial by Dr. Mitchell will begin in the March number. It is called "Dr. North and His Friends," and one who has read the manuscript calls it "an epit ome of the science, culture and com mon sense of the nineteenth century." In Connecticut the percentage of criminal population to the thousand inhabitants has fallen steadily from 2.48 in 1896 to 2.33 in the present year. Try eraln-o! Try Praia -at Ask your grocer today to show you a package of GRAIN-O, the new food drink that takes the place of offee. The children may drink it without in jury as well as the adult. All who try it, like It GRAIN-O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is made from pure grains, and the most delicate stomach receives it without distress. One-fourth the price of coffee. 15c and 25c. per package. Sold by au grocers. Opium eating is described as mak ing serious ravages anions; the work ing people in the fen district of Hantz and Cambridgeshire, in England. AMERICA SAYS SO. The Entire Country on the Move. is Csscarets Candy Cathartic Did It.aei Record a PkeaosKcal Victory. Five MHltos Loxes Said Last Year. From every part of America comes the news that sufferers from constipation have found relief in Cascarets Candy Ca thartic, the wonderful modern scientific laxative and intestinal tonic. Cascarets are figuratively and literally In every body's mouth. Thousands have tried Cas carets with the most pleasant and ef fective results, and voluntarily testify to their experiences. Here are a few ex tracts from some of the letters: "I have been using: Cascarets for head ache and constipation and have received great bcnctlt from them." Mrs. M. Gao ler. 512 Larrabee St.. Chicago. "I have been taking Cascarets for over a month and find them Just the thing for constipation." Albert B. Burt, 70 Main St., Andover, Mass. "I am using Cascarets and have never found anything so satisfactory." Mrs. C. W. Durrant. 57 Emerson St., Buffalo, N. Y. "I have taken Cascarets and chearfully recommend thenvto all my friends." Mrs. G. J. Gradwell. Frugality. Pa. "Cascarets are fine for biliousness and malaria and are so pleasant to take." Mrs. Mary Cummlngs, Maud. Oklahoma. "I Use Cascarets In my family and find them all you recommend them to be." E. L. Irvln. Cor. Mead and Railroad, Mead ville. Pa. "You can safely add appendicitis to tho list of diseases that Cascarets will benefit or cure." Eunice J. Smith, Rich Valley, Ohio.- "I have used Cascarets; there Is noth ing better for constipation." Benj. Pas sage. Knlghtstown, Ind. "Cascarets are all right. They have cured me of constipation, and I never ex pected anything would." Charles H. Nye, Lock Box 395. Cincinnati. Ohio. "I am so thankful for voiir r.nrar.t. They are better than any medeclne I ever used." Mrs. M. Rew. Lacelle. Iowa. "I do not hesitate to sav that Pairs. .rets is tbe very best medicine ever placed before the people." Andrew' "Woodruff. Daysville. NT Y. "Cascarets are the best cathartic I ever used." Tom Holt. Wellwood. Manitoba. "I have tried your Cascarets and I want to tell you they are just splendid." John Wiegmtnk.- Box 961. Allegan. Mich. We could fill the whole paper with ex pressions like the above. Thousands of similar recognitions of the merits of Cas carets have been volunteered and prove that this delightful laxative, so pleasant of taste, so mild and yet effective, has secured a firmly established place In the hearts of the people. Go buy and try Cascarets yourself to .day. All druggists. 10c. 25c, 50c. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Rem edy Company. Chicago or New York. This Is the CASCARET tab. Ia ri.Mr tK1.t.. .ft... Mnl.. IT (f 1 I senuine Cascarets bears tha VbUfltl magic letters "C C C." Look SJ at tne taoiet Derore you ouy. and beware of frauds, imlta tions ana substitutes. Robert Hilllard, the ector, brought a young Englishwoman to see "El Capitan." She was much impressed with De Wolf Hopper, and resaarked: "What a charming man your Mr. Hop per is. Tell me, is he married?" "Been married three times," was the reply. "Three times!" she repeated; "and they are all three dead?" "No," was the answer; "divorced." "Ah!" she rejoined, "I see; he is a Grass-Hopper." There is no character more con temptible than a man who is a for tune hunter. - ., . A Bright Owtlook. La Porte. Texas, is now attracting the attention of the business men of the United States and during 1900 great interest will be manifested in it Owing to an advantageous natural lo cation it is destined to enjoy a growth in. commercial manufacturing and shipping interests which millions of dollars in advertising and years of en ergetic promotion could not give it were it not so favored by nature. Men of affairs with large experience In the upbuilding of cities are predicting a future for La Porte which if but half realized will make it the greatest sea port on the Gulf of Mexico and indeed one of 'the principal seaports of the United States as well as a city of great importance in the manufacturing, rail road and commercial world. It is at the head of Galveston Bay in tbe cele brated coast country of Texas and has a summer and winter climate which makes it a resort for travelers the year round. The farming land surrounding it 13 as fine as any in the United States. The days of courtship are the most happy of our lives. For starching fine linen use Magnetic Starch. Finery is unbecoming in us who want the means of decency. Piso's Care for Consumption is the onlr cough medicino used in my house. D. 0. Albright, Mifflinburg, l'a., Dec 11, '& Offences are easily pardoned when there is love at the bottom. Use Magnetic Starch it has no equal. Mortifications are often more pain ful than calamities. None but the guilty can be long and complacently miserable. rSwsTi rorxiaroiiTi iwATSXTwrrciwrTOMSSsa qli'tift jiw m nOtlti'tKUMUtiH.fcU Ht.HUW.Utib.M tMnrti lignum lit t tti"tM"wM-tm wmmnn m hh w.ibiu himhi nir AVgeiaUePrcpatalionforAs sinflating feeFoodandBegula fagrjKStDssiriBarilBovrelsof Promotes DigeslIon.CheerfuF nessandltest.Contains neither Opiimiforplune norIiiieraL Not Narc otic . UmpecfOUJirSSKtiELmCMR AmxeSm Aperfecl Remedy forConslipa lion , Sour Stotnach.Diarrinea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YOHK. exact copy or wrapper. SAVE YOUR STAR "Star" tin tags (showing email stars printed on under side of tag). "Horse Shoe." "J.T.," "Good Luck," "Cross Bow," and "Drummond" Natural Leaf Tin Tags are of equal value in securing presents mentioned below, and may be assorted. Every man, woman and child can find something on the list that they would like to have,, and can have iA TAOS. i jaaicn Box....... ................... . 5 Kn'fe, one blade. aoot stee! SI 8 Stridors. 4 mche 23 4 Child's Set. Knife. Fork and Spoou 2i t Salt and Pepper Set. one each, quad ruple p!ate on white metal. fl 6 French Briar Wood hpe. 25 7 Karnr, hollow ground, Cn English RTOtri V 8 Butter Kuifo. trii'la plate, best fjualltr Suaar Shell, tni'ls p!. lust qtiaL. 6.) in Rtanip Box. sterlinK oilver ?U 11 Kniie. "Keen Kutter." f wo Mad"!.. 12 Butcher Knife. "Keen Kutter." 8-in It Shears. "Keen Kntter." 8-incli TS 14 Nnt Set. Ciacier and 5 Ticks, silver t&alOla ba 1 15 Base Hall. "Association," best qual.19" 16 Alarm Clock, nickel ISO 17 SU Genuine Bogers'TeaspoonH. best t lated goods IS-' 18 Watch, nickel, stein wild and set.. SOJ 1 Carrer. Rood tcl. backhorn handle. ..........-.- .... ?) SO Blx (Senainc Rose n' Table Spoons, Kent plated jroud 2M 21 Six each. Knlren and Fork, bnck- horn handle SM St fllx eeh. Genuine Kojers' Knlre and Forks, best ptatwl good! 60J i THE ABOVE OFFER EXPIRES a bja: l Plain Star' Tin OpCCIdl PJOIIUU . start! printel on but will be raid for hundred. If recetred brninn rr before Ma-rh 1st. 13flQ. tar-BEAIC I.N 3II.ND that a sac's wartb at' STAR PLUG TOBACCO will last leaier and afford aire pleasare than a iHaie'a warta af aar therb:a..l. MAKETHETEST! Send tags to COTI.EXTAI. TOBACCO CO., 81. L-uit, W. SUBSTANTIAL PROFIT will be made by every buyer of La Porte property. First general sale In Febru arr. lfCj. La Porte. Texas. Is destined to'tw tbe future jfreatest caportor the Uulf of Mexico- Every farmer, merchant ard manufacturer of tne United States west of the Mississippi River N directly Interested In La Porte. A small invest ment will return handsome proflt-;. Writs for FREE FoMtr. Maps and Art took la AMERICAN LAWri .COMPANY, IS8 Madiaon St., CHICAGO. ARTERSIMK Grow up with ic I ,,i"tefTl-iJIMTsEltWllK. Am extraordinary phenomenon has been noticed with regard to chestnut trees in a street ia Brasses, since the installatkm of tbe electric tram cars. The foliage begins to turn brown and drop early la August, to bud and even blossom again in October. The trees on the opposite side of the tram way behave like ordinary trees, fot they lose their foliage in the late au tumn and do not put forth fresh blos soms until the spring. The nakedness of the indigent world might be clothed from tbe trimmings of the vain. Acts gently on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels ClEAnses the System hABrruAiCo PERMANENTLY "'Keff1 OUT VHC GENUINE MMTD y (AUI?RNIAfrC,SYRVP(& RV. " C-,.V'3ca VIS? .vrt rca ssu n ah crus&sri rot soe rta tome. CASTOIIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Vse for Over Thirty Years CUSTOM tmc cctrraun compikt. niw vona city. 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ISfa'ige...... ..... .. ......2U60 37 K"nina:on. donble-birrel. haai- inerShot Oim. luor ISKi'iS" . ...2 3 Bicycle, str.mlartl make, la lies or gents .. .. ... ................ -fl Zi Shot Gun. Kemlnjfton. doutil Icr- rel, lianiuiTlnn. ...... .. ...3000 i) Kjtfna Music liz. 15.'i inch Diis..i0JJ NOVEMBER 30th, 190X Tas that Is. Star tin fa with no "jmin under U of tas).an nnt yowl for prrsrnta. In CASH on the batts of twenty cents per VZ K. P. OMAHA. No. i loue llio! this paper ta advertisers. MILLIONS of acres of choice agri cultural LANDS now opened for settlement la Western Canada. Here Is rown the cel ebrated NO. 1 HARD wheat, which brinzs the hishest price In the markets of the world; thousands of cattle arc fattenHl fcr market without beinj fed Brain, and without a day's shelter. Send for informa tion and secure a free home in Western Canada. Write the Superintendent of Immigration, Ot tawa, oraddress the undersigned, who will mail tou atlases, pamphlets, etc free of cost. W. V. Bennett 801 X. Y. Lire Buildiatr. Omaha. Neb. DEVCIMIC w yht Pusio.' rEnOIUIIO lowu.ouic. Write CAPT. O'FARRELL. Peaslia Ana. MZJ New York Aveaa. WASMNOTQN. O. & 3 r ra U, civil war, 1 S adiuaUcatms clalau, attjr aioea. TIN TABS fHi JO wr -c .. .. X - A . j- m- I BBBBBLr- r Wv4 . - ".'-. .jKfjfcjr" " m . - - . Vy S aN-i tn . a ir jf . -