, t ., 1 e t ! ' -. It'. -- r : . 1 . t b -. .&r V1 I'C-- !(. . . '...- b J IT . ll' -- Irt.'i - 1 - r -.- Is .- I ...- I -r .- .. r.- h - i S'.v . in-- is. V : - A Judge, answering objections to a .mother's fitness to have the custody ot her children, said as to the fact that she was untidy: "There are persons who think that excessive houseclean ing ought to be made a ground lor di vorce." As to her visits to beer gar dens he said: "Women have throats which become thirsty as well as the throats of men, and there is no law to prevent them from slaking their thirst in a natural and ordinary way." In otder to give her some moral support, he added: "It is said of Martin Luther that he visited the beer gardens." "It is an III Wind That Blows Nobody Good. ' ' That small ache or pain or weakness is the "31 'wind" that directs your Attention to the necessity of purifying your blood by taking Hood's SarsapanUa. Then your whole body receives good, for the purified blood goes tingling to every organ. It is the remedy for all ages and both sexes. Whilst we are considering when we are to begin, it is often too late to act. Quintilian. QUALITY AND NEWS. FAME AND EXCELLENCE ARE DETERMINING FACTORS IN SUCCESSFUL DEVELOP MENT. One or the Important Functions of IllCh-Claas Newspapers. In presenting interesting phases of scientific and economic problems, high-class newspapers frequently give information of as great value in their advertising columns as in those de voted to the publication of the prin cipal events of the day; and when the fame of a product is extended be yond its natural limits into foreign lands, and a larse demand created throughout Great Britain and her col onies and the principal eaports and cities of Europe. Asia und Africa, it becomes a pleasant duty to note the fact and to tell of the points of ex cellence on which so great a success is based. We refer to the now world famed laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, the product of the California Fig Syrup Company. The merits of this well-known excellent laxative were first made known to the world through the medical Journals and newspapers of the United States: and is one of the distinct achievements of the press. It is now well known that Syrup of Figs Is an ethical proprietory remedy, ap proved by the most eminent physicians everywhere, because it is simple and effective, yet pleasant to the taste and acceptable to the system, and not only prompt in its beneficial effects, but also wholly free from any unpleasant after-effects. It is frequently referred to as the remedy of the healthy, be cause it is used by people who enjoy good health and who live well and feel well and are well informed on all sub jects generally, including laxatives. In order to get its beneficial effects, it is necessary to get the genuine Syrup of Figs, which is manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. only. Not what other people think, but what I must do is all that concerns mc. Emerson. Selling ratrntH. During the past -week 413 patents were issued to in ventors of the Unit ed State, and of this number 103 sold either the whole or part of their inven tions before the issue of the patent. Amongst the prominent concerns who bought patents were the following: Aeolian Co.. Meriden, Conn., , Pope Manufacturing Co., Boston, Aliss Victor Cash Register Co., Chicago, 111., Stover Hicycle Manufacturing Co., Frceport. 111., Draper Co.. Portland, Me., and Hope dale, Mass., Mergenthaler Linotype Co., of New York, Standard Automatic Gas Engine Co., Oil City. Pa., U. S. Automatic Cas Lighting Co., Auburn, Me., Adams & Westlafce Co.. Chicago, 111. Parties desiring information as to selling or obtaining patents may ob tain the same by addressing Sues & Co., Patent lawyers & Solicitors, Bee Bldg.. Omaha, Neb. We cannot count it death to falter, not to die Simonides. Conduct is three-fourths of life. Matthew Arnold. Acts gently on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels tUANSES THE 5YSTEM r, EFFECTUALLY -hji UAU w pERMANENTa HU TUP RPNUINf-MiHT'D fey duiHftlATG,SYRVP(& "': " CaJ.", w? roaauxerau tmxst mo. wsnu. W.N. U. OMAHA. No. 431899 -.- V v lie kw !-3eBleW AWr"" fl Sat Caesfcffnannam Good. ata9 CAMPFffiE SKETCHES GOOD SHORT STORIES FOR THE VETERANS. Plenty of Meat, lint No Saw flaarter MMter gaella m Mutiny la a Souther Volaateer neglmcot Bal Scar Very flaw Recruits. Broken Thoughts. There Is jov in the glow of a rose. And grief In its thorn hidden near. No burden but finds a repose In hope burled under a tear. The pleasure In fancy we crave. Is often a wound in disguise. And fades like the- light In a cave Whose mouth stransely dazzles eyes. the A way that is sunny and pay .May poon become cloudy and drear; True friends are not found in a day. Nor lost In the cours-c ot a year. Contentment Is greater than wealth. And thrives on affection and jrrace; Love brightens the path of ill-health: Hope softens a care-hardened face. Pure thoughts are the secret of peace. And peace is the jewel of life: Embellished with colors increase In beauty, through trials and strife. Care comes like a feather; is tossed And swept by a tempest through space. A tender faith, once it Is lost. Will neer regain Its set grace. A hovel, with love. Is more grand Than castles where bliss is unknown. And splendor is common as sand Assailed by a raging cyclone. The secret of happiness lies In simple and trivial things From which gentle sources oft rise And Row In sublime happenings. George Sands Johnson. Itatl Scar. Denver News: Sergeant Leonard Russell of company L, Colorado regi ment, is a distinguished volunteer. He is probably the only soldier ho received a wound during the war with the Filipinos from the hands of a woman. The scar is still livid. He was struck May 14. and came near his death by it. But the fact that the sergeant suffered from a woman's bands does not belie his bravery. The woman took advantage of him and made an attempt at assassination. Sergeant Russell enlisted as a mem ber of the Fifty-first Iowa and was transferred while at San Francisco four weeks ago. He tells the story thus: "It was the night after the Iowa boys had captured a little town and routed the insurgents. I was ser geant of the guard, and it was report ed that one of the houses in the vil lage was filled with insurgent stores. It was my duty, therefore, to confiscate them. Calling a detail, I started for tlc place. We did not know what there was to find, but we were on the lookout for ammunition. Naturally, we supposed that the natives would run when we came up. The night was f r fully dark, and I carried a lantern for the search. The first thing I found In side the hut was a butt of native to bacco. I lifted the lantern, but could see little, and, as the boys followed me. struck for the rear of the building. We heard some scuffling, and thought that some natives in hiding had gone out the back way. I remember seeing another butt of tobacco in a corner. and was in the act of turning the lan tern upward when something struck me. Just as the blow fell I could dimly see a little native woman perched on the butt and handling a machete. That was all I knew. Well, the woman had struck me square on the top of the head, and. as you see" showing a scar beginning above one eye and end ing in the ear "partly on the fore head. She did not get a full blow, for her arms were short and she wasn't strong. If she had been ugh! Well, I would not have returned to Colorado and my home in Des Moines. It took me a month to get well, though "iy skull was only a little dented. The woman was taken into camp by the bovs and afterward released." rieaty of Meat, but No Saw. A United States army quartermaster, whose rank entitles him to wear all manner of gold and silver lace with his full dress uniform, came home on a furlough the other day. and told this story as illustrative of some of the troubles a man meets in catering to volunteer troops. In a Mississippi camp was a regiment of southern men, untrained and almost unorganized. "Well," said the quartermaster, "when that regiment came into camp on a hog frain my men nearly died laughing. They were the gawkiest, awkardest lot of clodhoppers that ever was. I halted the colonel, and taking him aside, said: 'Now, look here, colonel, you and your boys can have anything you want. There's a plenty here and all you have to do will be to send your wagon down every morning and you'll get all that you need fresh meat, fresh bread, veg etables and all the requirements that you want.' One day I was surprised to receive a letter from the chief com missary asking me what in all-fired-cannon-balls was the matter with me and my department. It went into some twenty-five particulars that were not very pleasant to read, and at tached to the document was a string of letters tnat would reach the length of a box car. In less time than it takes to catch a pig by the tail, I had learned from this document that this regiment of mountaineers had not had an ounce of fresh meat since coming into camp. I gathered from the number and char acter of the letters attached that about every man in the regiment that could write had complained to Washington, and had not contented himself with calling me by my proper title. In short, they had accused me of being every kind of a criminal known to this century, and well. I really couldn't repeat all of the epithets and charges without doing damage to your feelings. I was innocent entirely. Every morn ing that regimental wagon had been loaded with beef just as the other wagons had, and I was hot. I got on my horse and went around to the camp on a run. The colonel was there, glum as a stone jug. He wouldn't even re spond to my not too deferential salute and I went at him bald-headed. 'Look here, colonel.' said I, 'what does this mean?' and I handed him that forty foot letter. 'Mean? said he. 'Mean? It means that there is a dashed mutiny on foot It means that my regiment is disgraced, that I'm disgraced and that I can never hold my head up again among my own people. It means how the blank do I know what it means? I tell you to settle your own business!" 'Now. colonel,' I said, 'let us be quick. This complaint says that you have given your men no fresh meat since you came here. You know as well as I do that meat has been de livered to your wagon every day. Now, I want to know what has become of it I want to know It quick.' 'Well,' said the colonel, if that's all you want, I'll tell you. We ain't got no meat saw!' I took another drink, and the colonel. for politeness' sake, did likewise. Xo meat saw?' I exclaimed. 'No meat saw? And you made your men eat salt meat and made 'em mutiny and get me in a hole because you didn't have any meat saw?' The colonel pursed his lips, cocked his head to one side, and squinting at me, remarked i cal'Iate that this guv'ment undertook to equip this regiment proper an it ain't done it We never got any meat saw. These here commissaries sent us a lot of meat without a saw at our state camp. We couldn't cut the meat an we couldn't eat the meat, an I just 'lowed that the guv'ment could go to with its meat till it give us a meat saw, an' if you want your meat you can go fish it out of thet horse pond along the road.' I got my men on the telephone and had two wagon loads of meat yanked over to that camp in about five minuter. As soon as it appeared with two of my meat saws in each wagon, all signs of continued mutiny disap peared and I'll bet there wasn't a man in that regiment that night who wasn't stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. That evening also my men found twelve quarters of beef at the bottom of that horse pond." Chicago Inter Ocean. . - -;. Very Raw Beernlt. The life of the Russian soldier Is a hard one, and the bondage of com pulsory service weighs cruelly upon the peasants through the czar's dominions. Attempts to escape enlistment are made continually, but the simple minded peasant 13 no match for the alert recruiting officer. At a recruiting station in eastern Russia a peasant, pleaded deafness and would not answer any question put to him. "You can .go home," said the examining surgeon in a very low voice, and the man at once started for the door. The shout of the surgeon brought him back, however, and he was informed that he had suc cessfully passed the medical examina tion. The Philadelphia Record tells another story of an unwilling recruit He was a big, strapping fellow, pos sessing the strength of a Hercules; but he declared that the index and middle fingers on his right hand were joined together and could not be taken apart The appearance of the fingers did not indicate, however, that such was the fact, and the examining surgeons, who were strong men themselves, tried with all the strength they possessed to sep arate the two fingers, and after a great deal of exertion gave up in disgust At last a clever thought struck one of them. "Tell me," said the surgeon, "how were your fingers before? Were they always like this?" "This way," replied the unsuspecting young peas ant, and he opened his fingers as easily as anybody else. He was astonished at the laughter his act invoked. The surgeons did not attempt to examine him further; he passed. Read the Message la HU Eye. This occurred at Siboney, while the town was in flames. Panic had hold of everybody but the American troops, who were vainly endeavoring to con duct an orderly evacuation. A lanky rough rider was hurrying through the town on some mission, when he came abreast of a half-starved Spanish wom an, who bore every trace of wealth and refinement in her face, manner and dress, and was struggling to keep a child, barely able to walk, at her side, and at the same time restrain a burly Cuban from robbing her of a walnut box tipped with silver, which she held under her arm. The rough rider took in the situation at a glance. He couldn't speak Spanish, so he let loose a wild veil peculiar to the genus cowbov, and at the same time leveled his gun at the rascally Cuban. Then to relieve his own feelings, he yelled in good, vigorous English: "We're down here to fight men, not women and children, and if you don't sneak I'll drop you!" The Cuban read the message in the soldier's eyes and slunk away, while the rough rider con ducted the woman and child to head quarters and then went about his busi ness. Philadelphia North American. Anecdote of Blake. Admiral Blake, when a captain, was sent with a small squadron to the West Indies on a secret expedition against the Spanish settlements. It happened in an engagement, that one of the ships blew up. which damped the spirit of the crew; but Blake called out to his men: "Well, my lads, you have seen an English ship blown up. and now let us see what figure a Spanish one will make in the same situation!" This well-timed speech raised their spirits, and in less than an hour he set the antagonist on fire. "There, lads." said he "I knew we should have our re venge soon." Anay aad Nary. Lord Curzon has taken a bold Initia tive in frontier policy. The British garrisons in the hills on the northwest frontier are to be mostly withdrawn. Chitral is to be merely a post of ob servation. A great effort is to be made to organize the hill tribes as militia under British officers. This policy will save expense and conciliate the tribesmen. Approval has been given by the war department to the new project pre pared by the engineers for the fortifi cation of Fort Monroe. The plan re ceived the approval of the board of engineers and Gen. Wilson before be ing sent to the secretary of war. Un der it there will be a saving to the government of about $3,000,000, as com pared to the project which was sub mitted and adopted ten years ago. while in the opinion of the engineers. the defenses will be absolutely impreg nable. There are some places where a man's height counts against him. One of these is India, where orders have been issued that no officers will be appoint ed to Goorkba regiments who exceed five feet ten inches in height or who measure leas than thirty-eight Inches round the chest. Officers over a cer tain height are considered out of place among the squat Goorkhas, and the smart appearance cf a battalion of these sturdy little warriors on parade has always been liable to be somewhat marred by a marked incongruity In stature between the rank and file and their British leaders. On active serv ice, too, a tall British officer in a Goorkha battalion is a conspicuous fig ure for the enemy's marksmen. Dynamite guns are to be employed fcy the army in the coming campaign In the Philippines. While the use of these guns is yet regarded as in its experimental stage sufficient progress in their development has been made to warrant the army officials in including them as a part of the equipment in the field. Recently, Lieut M. C. Buckey, Third artillery, was ordered to New York to aid in loading the twelve 214 inch Simms-Dudley dynamite guns, ac cessories and ammunition, on board a merchant ship, which is to transport them, to Manila by the Suez canal. From New York Lieut Buckey will proceed to the Woolwich arsenal. Eng gland; Paris, France, and Amsterdam, for the purpose of examining the or ganization and material of mountain guns and Howltier batteries used in India and Africa and other countries where service is similar to that in the Philippines. After performing this duty, Lieut Buckey will proceed to Manila for duty. FABM AND GABDEN. MATTERS OF INTEREST TO AGRICULTURISTS. Berne Cp-to-Date IllnU About Cal trratloa of the Soli and Yields Tfcereof Horticulture, Viticulture aad Floriculture. Serghams Popular with Kansas Stockaaea The returns of assessors to the Kan sas board of agriculture show the acre age of Kafir corn to be 47,152 acres, or about 9 per cent greater than last year. The rapidity with which Kafir corn has found favor among feeders and farmers is demonstrated by the fact that seven years ago, when the crop was first reported to the state board of aericulture. there were but 46,941 acres, while the returns now give 582. 895 acres, a marvelous increase of 1,142 per cent, showing that it has taken rank among the most valued foods for live stock In all sections of the state. Mllo maize and Jerusalem corn, non saccharine sorghums near kin to Kafir corn, and of no mean value, have for four years past steadily declined in acreage, the former about one-half and the latter from 32,000 to 3,715 acres. Saccharine sorghum, the running mate of Kafir corn as a forage, shows a superb increase in acreage, rising from 388,259 acres last year to 448,791 this year, a gain of 60,532 acres, or 15.59 per cent The leading sorghum growing counties are: Finney, with 18,148 acres; Butler. 17.264; Barber, 16,597; Cowley, 11.540; Sumner, 9,659; Marion, 9,240. and Dickinson, 9,032. Sorghum has made an annual average increase of nearly 20 per cent since 1893, when Kafir corn first came into prominence. Horticultural Obsetratloni. Will some one develop a black seed less erane? We have white seedless grapes, but suitable only to the climate of California, and now we want a good black grape without seeds. Such a grape would sell at a fancy price on the market The fear of appendicitis causes many people to take out the seeds when eating grapes, and this greatly detracts from the pleasure of grape eating. A grape of the charac ter described would bring a good deal more than the common grape. The grape crop this year is unusual ly large, according to reports from all parts of the country. It is going into the markets in good shape and seems to be selling very well, probably due to the fact that most of our other fruit is short in supply. The people that did not can large quantities of other fruits because they were scarce and high will to some extent make it up on grapes. So we may ex pect the demand for grapes to be brisk all through the fall. If we had the large crop of grapes in good fruit years that we have this year the price must have dropped sharply, but the grape crop comes in this year to fill a very large deficiency in our general fruit supply. A standard apple barrel Is needed in every state. Some of the societies that have to do with shipping apples have long since adopted a barrel that they try to make obligatory on all members, but they are able to succeed only in certain localities. The apples that are being sent to Chicago are be ing packed in barrels that are very often found to be far below the stand ard. It is reported that apples from Michigan are coming forward in such small barrels that they threaten to do great damage to the reputation or Michigan apples. In fact, when a man orders a barrel of apples he is fre quently disappointed at getting an under-sized barrel. It would be well if our state laws described some kind of a barrel that could be considered legal. The buyer would then at least have some rights in the case, for he could return every under-sized barrel and demand the refunding of his money. As it is now he seems with out recourse. Meanwhile the men that are shipping fruit in honest barrels are being injured, for the tendency or the under-sized barrel is to drag down the price per barrel. It requires some care to keep onions in the best of condition, whether the amount be large or small. Of course it is more difficult to keep large than small quantities on account of the tendency of large quantities to heat and thus start growth. The onions should, in any case, be stored loosely in such a manner that the air can move through them. It Is better not to store them on tight floors where no air can pass. If the storage must be over such a floor, it is better to create an air space between it and the onions. This may be done by laying scantlings over the floor, and put loose boards above them, with good-sized eracks between them. This does not give an ideal draft, it is true, but it is better than no airing at all. There is more danger of onions sprouting than freez ing, and the temperature must be kept down. A good temperature for onions is about the freezing point, which will not injure them. If they do get frozen, no attempt should be made to thaw them out, but they should be covered up with straw or something of like nature, so that the thawing will be gradual. Frozen onions should not be handled, as it causes bruising and con sequent rotting. The fall of the year is the time to manure the giound for certain early spring crops, and this manuring should be done early enough in the fall to permit the manure to become incor porated with the soil and partly rotted. It must be remembered that it takes time for this to be done, and that time does not exist in the spring between the time when the ground is warm enough for seed and when early crop seeds are planted. Thus, if we want early peas, they must be put In the ground in March. If they have plenty of plant food, prepared for them the previous fall, they will push up rap idly and make a good growth before flowering, which means that the har vest will be abundant. If, as is fre quently the case, the manure, green at that, has been put in the ground at about the same time as the peas. they will be unable to use it in time to do much good. The early stimula tion is of the most value. What ap plies to early peas, applies, equally well to manuring for early .cabbage, lettuce, radishes, and in fact all early vege tables. The farmer should decide now what ground is to be given them the next year, and begin laying his foun dation for good crops in good fertiliza tion of the ground for them. South Australia Batter Prodactloa. Whether South Australia is destined to become a great butter producer or not remains to be seen, says the Farm and Dairy, published at Sydney. Her attempts hitherto have not been alto gether satisfactory, though there are signs of improvement, The doqui act. which came Into force in October, 1893, gave an Impetus to the industry. The first shipment of ten tons of butter waa forwarded to London in that year. At the conclusion of the season in Feb ruary, 1891, the quantity sent away amounted to a little over 167 tons. The following year 598 tons of butter were exported, the total amount ot the bonus paid during the two years the act was in force being 11,508. The withdrawal of government assistance was coincident with the setting in ot dry seasons, and the result was dis aster to many of the factories that had been established; but there are now distinct signs of revival. Seven years ago there were only twenty-five butter and cheese factories in South Aus tralia, but last year the number had increased to fifty-seven, besides which there were twenty-three creameries. For the season 1836-7 the quantities produced of butter and cheese respec tively were 4.616,675 pounds and 907, 123 pounds, while during 1897-8 3,900, 118 pounds of butter and 819,845 pounds of cheese were made, a substantial re duction of the previous season's out put, a result due entirely to the severe drought Tbe Front In Hoc Balalur. Charles Haines: The profit lies in getting to market promptly and often. No breeder or feeder loses anything by constantly keeping his hogs in a con dition ready for market. Care, judg ment and skill pay proportionately as well in raising porkers as thorough breds, but remember that life is too short to waste in feeding scrubs; the lower the price of pork the more im portant it is that the farmer have the best machine to work up corn at a profit Pigs intended for pork should be crowded as rapidly as possible to be the most profitable. The advantage of growing improved stock does not lie merely in its better adaptation to the market wants and to the fact that it will respond more promptly and con tinuously to feed; the early age at which it matures is one of the souuees of profit to Its owner. Farly maturity is chiefly a question of feeding for generations with a view of making rapid and continuous growth, the early maturing quality being transmitted, as it gradually increases, by heredity. Breeding at an early age also prob ably has much to do with the creation of quality. It is possible to push it so far as that the results will be incon sistent with full and healthy develop ment, but if this be avoided early ma turity Is one of the most valuable at tributes of the improved animal. Our Horses In Germany Exports of horses to Germany con tinue to attract attention both at home and abroad. Regarding American horses in Germany, the Hamburger Nachtrlchten, in a recent article, says: "Importations from America have caused the horse-raisers of Holstein to suffer much of late. A stock company has just been formed in Berlin for the express purpose of importing horses from the United States. The Ameri cans have succeeded in breeding a horse which compares very favorably in every way with the Holstein animal, especially in those points so highly prized in a work horse, namely, broad hips and large build generally. The best markets for Holstein horses have always been the provinces of Saxony, Thuringia and Brunswick. The de mand is created by the large sugar factories. This market has been de creasing of late, owing to American horses being purchased in Berlin. A few days ago this Berlin company shipped a drove of eighty through Hamburg en route for Milan, Italy, where they are to be used on the tram ways. Almost every week a long freight train filled with American horses leaves the Berliner Bahnhof for various parts of Germany. In spite of expensive freight and a tariff of $7 per head, the Americans have built up a very respectable competition in the German market." Adjusting the Cultivator. To say that some men do not know how to select good corn or do not know how to cultivate corn Is presuming a good deal, but it is true, nevertheless, says a correspondent of Iowa Homestead. I am sure of this when I see farmers planting corn that I know will not grow under the most favorable condi tions, and when I see men cultivating corn who do not knew how to adjust the fenders, I have to believe that not all men who try to farm are farmers, even though they live on farms. To know how to adjust the fenders so the pulverized dirt will fall through on the small weeds, covering them up without covering the corn, is a knack not pos sessed by every farmer. I will not work a half-hour with a cultivator that is not properly adjusted in every way. A Castor Bean Market. Ferry, the county seat of Noble county, Okla homa, is the greatest shipping point for castor beans in the United States, says the Kansas City Journal. In 1897 there was shipped from Perry 75,000 bushels of castor beans. In 1898 the yield was hardly as heavy, and this ear's. output will be about the same as in 1S98. The seascn begins about Aug. 1 and continues till frost. Ab sence of protection against foreign beans prevents shippers getting the highest price; the wild Indian beans also are bought and teud to lower the price of the cultivated. The price of the latter in 1897 was $1 per bushel; last year, SO to 90 cents. The Perry beans are chiefly grown in Payne and Pawnee counties, along the Cimarron river. Breed to Good Boars. Any farmer who has from three to five brood sows cannot afford to breed them to a scrub boar; in fact, he cannot afford it at all, for it takes as much to feed one scrub as it does to feed two pure-bred hogs. The best thing any man can do is to improve his stock as fast as he can, both in point of feed and quick maturity. Monoecious plants are those in which the principles of sex, as illustrated in pistils and stamens, are present in dif ferent flowers borne on the same stalk or vine, as is seen in the corn, cucum ber, melon and squash plants. From worthless weeds have been de veloped some of our choicest vegeta bles; and it is more than probable that some of our present weed pests will, In like manner, prove to be our frienda. In Africa whole districts are found covered by bitter melons of practically no value; yet those melons are the source whence have come all our mel ons. Sheep are gregarious. When one la seen "flocking by itself" it is evident that something is wrong. Most poultry ventilated. houses are too well A weed Is a plant out of p!a---. H. R. Bostwick, who has been having trouble with the natives in introduc ing electric cars in Korea, is a San Franciscan. He says the trouble be gan through his allowing women to ride on street cars, a step toward wo men's rights theretofore unknown and hence much opposed in that country. Sand stored in a large tank, from which it can be 6ifted automatically to any or all parts of the building, in such a manner as to smother a tire effectively, is a new idea to be used in a new telephone company's ex change at Indianapolis, Ind. A Remarkable Career. Jno. M. Smyth, head of the great house of Jno. M. Smyth Co., of Chi cago, commenced life in a very humble way, but by dint of hard work and great business ability has built up the largestettoncern of its kind in the world. His name is a synonym for honesty and fair dealing. The great guitar bargain shown in another col umn of this paper should be of interest to those who are musically inclined, and their mammoth catalogue of everything to eat, wear or use should be in tbe hands of everyone. The Berlin Neuste Nachrichien de clares that the colonial council has adopted a resolution declaring it com patible with German colonial Inter ests to abandon Samoa in return for sufficient indemnification. The Na tional Zeitung, which confirms the statement of the Neuste Nachrichten, says: "This, however, is not the view of the imperial government, whose policy is directed now. as hitherforc. to acquiring at least Upotu island." A special to the Minneapolis Times from Winnipeg says: The striking Canadian Pacific machinists and the company have reached an agreement . ... 11 . amI TIia ortf- ami iiip men lire iiu n num. iuc on- tlement arrived at today is as follows: The union is recognized; journeymen get 25 to 30 cents per hour; minimum wages, according to location, and gang bosses 31 to 35 cents. Overtime for nights and holidays and Sundays is fixed at time and a half, and fifty-live hourt to constitute a week's worn. Diagrams prepared by an expert for one of the large life insurance com panies to illustrate the comparative longevity of clergymen, farmers, teachers, lawyers and doctors show that 42 out of every 170 ministers ot the Gosepl reach the age of it), i ne farmers come next, their proportion for 70 years of age being 40 out of 170. Next comes the teachers, with 34; tlie lawyers shows 25; the doctors are last, with only 24 out of 170. A flying wedge of 223 mounted po licemen cleared the way for Dewey in the parade. A sergeant rode first alone. Behind him two roundmen. fol lowed by four, who hail eight behind them, and so on until the rear files comprised twelve horses and men nbreast 24.00 Per Week Salary. w t)v t4 ncr week for a man with rltt to Intro ril "a U gantry. Write for tcrmt. Kansas Food Cj., Dej't. (J.. hanas Ctij. Mo. The cheerful live longest in years, and afterward in our regards. Bovee. M RS. PINKHAM savs Women who are nervous and snappish are to bo rjitied. Their homes are uncomfortable; their dis positions grow constantly worse. Such women need the coun sel and treatment of a woman who understands the peculiar EVERY -DAY TALKS WITH WOMEN your Vegetable Compound has done for me. It has helped mo more than anything else. I suffered for a long time with ner vousness, pains in back and limbs and falling of the womb; also had neuralgia in my head and could not sleep. I told my husband that some thing must be done, for I was nearly frantic with pain. Having read of the wonderful cures Lydia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound had performed, I determined to try it. I have taken it and am happy to say r am cured. 1 recommend it to all my friends and never tire of telling the benefit I have derived from its use. I have you alone to thank for my recovery." Mrs. Ellen Flaxa- can, 1810 Mountain St., Philadelphia. Pa. . writes : Dear Mrs. Pinkham Three years ago I was a sufferer from chronic dyspepsia, was irritable and cross, and can say that after taking seven lmttloe nf Lvdia E. Pink- i..me v.cwt.ihle ComDOund pfeasure in writing this to you and would be pleased interviewed bv anv one who is afflicted with that dis'.r, complaint. I am very grateful jt.a i toSEs, ISH BRK0 POMMEL The Bet SaodleCoaL m Keeps both filer nl stills per iv Anr in ih" hardest Storms. Substitutes wiil Jisarr!"1 Ask for 1807 Fish Brar.3l'omrwans.Kcr b It is entirely new. If not for sale In t-UR your town, writ for catalozu- to 3R ' . 1 -r-.wr.r itni'mi M-i. 3aaV n. j. ." ,-- - wm9 PLEASE TRY JCANDY CATHARTIC CANOY in neatta-mi toa " ia aanmm' DR. ARNOLD'S COUGH BaggSL KILLEI1 Barters ink A Makes millions think. If afflicted :Tkop8Mrs Eft Wattr. aoreeyea. rNE OF THE I m ImBfi 'av i,1ltr Hill - a . w ... -.-ietaohKnk from their erccer, will each obtain one large 10c. package of -The first five perfons procuring the EnM8,?4VNCEirS BESX' Stareh.two Shakespeare panels printedin twelve "RED CROSS" Starch, one large 10t-.packR?f VwOM Calendar, the Dnestof its kind ever printed, all absolutely free. b2!t5nl"lors, natural as life ,,0 one T0nm their grocer two large 10c. packages of starch for 8e r-and AU others procuring the Endless Chain bfi 7 jsonlv made for a short time to turther introduce the famous "RED. saSirtB starcb- Ask yoar grocer The centenary of Count Von Moltke will be celebrated on October 2S, 1200, the JOOth anniversary of his birta Apropos of the vent two young artists have received commissions to paint two frescoes at Krelsau castle, the resi dence of the Moltke family. One will represent the netrance of the French troops in Lubeck on November 8, 180i. which was witnessed by the 6-year-old Moltke; the other the entrance of, the Prussian troops into Paris in 1S71. No man ever thinks he has attained his proper position in the world until he is able to look down on somebdy. Baltimore, Oct. 21. Should the pres ent rate of increase in the net earnings of the Baltimore & Ohio railroad con tinue, almost the entire interest charges and the rentals for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1900. will have been earned by vec. -i, iw. " was foreshadowed today when the net earnings for September were made public. The estimated gross receipts were $2,S04,293. the largest for one month in the history of the company and an increase of $216,597 over Sep tember, 1S9S. The net earnings for September, 1S99, were also a record breaker, being $1,030,493. an increase of $271,804 over September. 189S. The net earnings for the first three months of this fiscal year July. August, and September aggregate $3,042,759. an Increase of $1.174.G6S over the same months in 1S98. J. II. Maddy. Fine sense and exalted sense are not half so useful as comniSn sense. Horace Greeley. How's Tbls? We offer One Hundred Dollars rowan! for any rase or Catarrh that cannot bo cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Props.. Toledo, a We. the unilcrslRnotl. have known P. J. Ptionot? tnr thn nt. 1r vkin nml tM'Unvn him I perfectly honorable in all businevtr.nsacttons itul llnfinni'lllir nllln trt piriT nnfc urn nhlifr.t i . ...............- -.., , tlonsmado bv thoir tlrm. West Si Truax. Wholesale Druxglst. Toledo. 0-: Waldins. Kinnan & Marvin. Wliolesxilo Draraists. Toledo. Ohio. Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, act ing directly upen the blood and mucous surface of the system. Testimonial-! sent free, l'rlco 5c per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Hall's Family Tills aro the best. Life is not so short bu that there is always time enough for courtesy. Emerson. THE GRIP CURE THAT DOKS CURE. Laxative llromo Quinino Tablets removes the car.se that produces I.a Grippe. E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. :5c. . Tjttie by little we depart from the terrible and reach the ridiculous. Longinus. Ak for the Itest Krariing. Liberal religious literature sent free on application to Mrs. 11. D. Reed, 132 N. 38th ave., Omaha. Nebr. Dime contributions in the hibt ten years have built a million dollar Ro man Catholic cathedral in Elizabeth, N. J. It will be dedicated, it is ex pected on the 5th or the 12th of No vember next, and the chimes, it is in tended, shall ring for the first time on New Year's eve, to usher in tlie year 1900. The engine may be built in a day but it takes years to perfect the en gineer. that irritability indicates disease. troubles of her sex. Mrs. Anna E. Halt., of Mill dale. Conn., was all run down in health and had completely lost control of her nerves. She wroto to Mrs. Pinkham at Lynn. Mass., for advice. Now she writes : I wish to thank yon for what was entirely cured. great to be essmg to you JOHNM MA MMOTH 'MAIL ORDER r MOOSE. f.riCTorinopiitjviflKaQnrtnooewWOOOCOOOOO-Q0ia'- o JWm . wcHpSK o Wtmf xB1BH?aaaBo pimHHSI ran ar , o V NtlSBUO o i jTfc rf mR5 o jf&L v9 o r rtOZS of I kw2""??sVy ST o I .al:e iaaKJlvJal 5,000 GUITARS AT $2.65 This Guitar is made of the fint imita tion mahogany with either solidirosewood cr walnut finger board, pearl inlaid position dots and German silver raised frets; H has fancy in lay around sound hole and best quality American patent heads; the top of Guitar is beautifully bound with celluloid; it is strung with a full set of best quality steel springs and is ready to play upon. M 'B I r-t.JIH-mTTEaHaH 111 OUR GRANDEST OFFERS "A remartable old gentleman," says tha Indianapolis Sentinel, "was a guest at the Occidental hotel yesterday Mr. Robert Watts, of Connersville. Ho is 78 years old and one of Fayette coun ty's oldest and most respected citizens. In all, forty-seven state fairs have been held, and Mr. Watts has attended forty-six of them. This undoubtedly beats all other records. He is hale and ac tive and has never been ill in his iiro with the exception of a slight indis position from the grip last winter." The truest wisdom is a resolute de termination. Napoleon. AWS Dizzy? Then your liver isn't acting well. Yo .1 suffer from bilious ness, constipation. Ayer's Pills act directly on the liver. For 60 years the Standard Family Pill. Small doses cure. w25c. All druggists. ant your uwiittjche or bp.ird a beuutttul 1 nrown r ricn main . i urn use BUCKINGHAM'S DYE tfhiite,, BO ct nr CudflilT. . W Hn a CO mw. n Rider Haggard's "tue" no doubt at tracted attention in part by the odd brevity of its title more of a novelty then than now. An English woman novelist has just established a new record by publishing a story with tho title "I:" I know that mv Hr was saved bv Tito's Cure for Consumption. .Julia A. Miller, Au Sable, Michigan, April t, 1S'J5. God never rises but one moment at a time, and does not give a second until he withdraws the first Feticlon. 17. S. I ntrnt OllU-e Report. Indexes to periodicals Unit are avail able for use by inventors and thoir attornevs are on file In the reading room of the Scientific Library at Wash ington as follows: Astrophyt-ical Journal. Chicago, a monthly title-index of publications on astrophvbical and allied subjects. Electrical World, New York, a week ly digest of electrical articles. Engineering Magazine. New York, a monthly title-index of engineering articles in tbe English language only. Electrical Engineer. New York, a weekly synoptical index of electrical literature, American and foreign. Journal of the United States Artil lery, a bi-monthly title-Index of cur rent artillery literature. Proceedings of the Physical Society of London, monthly abstracts or tho principal articles on physics published in the American and Continental jour nals since January I, 1895. School of Mines Quarterly. New York, a quarterly synoptical index of articles on analytical chemistry and title-index of metallurgical literature. Consultation and advice free. THOMAS . OUWIG & CO.. Registered Solicitors of Iatent3. Des Moines, Iowa, Oct. 11, 1S99. Knowledge is what I love; and tho men who dwell in towns arc my teach ers, not trees and landscapes. Socra tes. Things don't turn up In this world until .somebody turns them up. Gar field. W. L. DOUGLAS $3 & S3.50 SHOES JJ"j" MADE. Worth $4 to $6 compared Mith other make J. In!riel ly er 1,1100,000 w rarer. ALL LEATHERS. ALL STYLES Till. .! M lK hair W. I lnul. taa. fta4 price .UMr! n IhII. ThKb ji MiliHtHnto rt' ! tllirJKiMl I .in.-t ll1kT .f t .mil Vi Mi- l the orIl. urlMle:li'ii!i!li"-l tllf III - If lint, tt r W lit M 111! 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I.a-U ulillilln. lfalttmore Mil. .fir urum YTHCO s-Stf THIS ELEGANT GUITAK FOR $2.65 No nwrr. no Ic". than 5,000 of the.n, probably the l.irgi-.t contract in KUitstrJ mit nimin an iintrumpnt th.it !i tivcly ti-lU from 23-Vi to 7.l. W lintu lot ! pxliau'to.! wo cannot duplicate t!iNo!Tcr. quantity talk'. Only by or;-r- .Acnn broalcat is tb coiilil,nco v;o fi 'l tbai ctery KUttar i-olil will win lor us a r-T-imniHit patron ami a fricctl '"lir.-o rii-omminlatim up can coun". uz n. ti will forward the cuitar to any adilret3 C. O. V., subj'rt to ejtamina,t;n, vvr.a rwipt of .W. Wo, howctrr. adit-" t'nt cash in full if: -ent. a that aM return chances for money and wo etan 1 pr rw.tir nnlv m rpfunil money if tho uuitari not all and more than vro claim for it. KcmeraDcrour special price on Ztfiti of them only id....- WrcPV pffu Tcn to ififi-v IMP ffSweST MADISON STWj) CHICAGO & ew'' atliil,' on fuclin Dicaicioic-in-r wi-n our aell-tnown -mall profit ;ohcy,toiiM t.ucb an olfrnm,- bo poiM-. Another Inr rltlt?nIllir !U'''I ..,;., $2.65 n which is listed at lowest wholesale prices everything to eat wear and use.is furnish ed on receipt of only 10? to parti pay . Ht9iu nf Avnrtcade and as evidence cFM ooia faith the I05is allowed on first $ (f purchase amounting to !?? orabove. J IWIONTFH.Y aUBtHIT KWlWK. mi r....ltj EVER MADE. - -f f.