The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, November 30, 1898, Image 4

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-People who sxrallow a sailor's yarns
arc apt to get -worsted.
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chain free by saving Diamond "C"
Soap -wrappers. Ask your grocer.
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it must bn :hard lack.. i
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aad Cuui::ry Stores. 25c a bottle, j
Men are onlv bald-headed babies.
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CwsaaHM
Do not think for a single
moment that consumption will
ever strike you a sudden blow.
It does not come that way.
It creeps its way along.
First, you think it is a little
cold; nothing but a little back
ing cough ; then s little loss in
weight: then a harder cough;
then the fever and the night
sweats.
The suddenness comes when
you have a hemorrhage.
Better stop tne oiaease wnue
it is yet creeping.
You can do it witn
Cherrg
pectoral
You first notice that you
cough less. The pressure on
the chest is lifted. That feeling
of- suffocation is removed. A
cure is hastened byplacingoneof
Dr. Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral Plaster
over the Chest.
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Throat and Lungs.
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If tcu liaro any complaint wnaterar
nnd tlos'.ro the best mnlicsl advlca yoa
ran, pouIMt rereie. write the doctor
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room as they caa be handled evea quicker
than type.
Xo extra charge Is made for aawiac plates
to short-.lenstas.
cad a trial order to this oStee and be
convinced.
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' The November number of the North
American Review offers to the public
a most attractive table of contents.
Under the title of "The far Eastern
.Crista," Archibald R. Colquhous. au
thor of "China ia Transformation,"
ably, elscssees the proper methods by
which, the governments of Great Brit
ain and the United States may be
moved to interest themselves actively
fn the welfare of that country. "Na
tional Pi'blic Health Legislation" is
dealt witu by TJTO. B. Wlngate, SI. D.,
secretary of the Wisconsin state board
of healthy and a cbarminr article Is
contributed by Edmund Gosse on
"Norway Revisited."
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la a Claaa ? Paopla
Who are injured by tho use of coffee.
Recently there has been placed in all
the grocery stores a new preparation
called GRAIN-0,.made of pure grains,
that takes tbe'place of coffee. The most
delicate stomach receives it without
distress, and but few can tell it from
coffee. Undoes aot cost over one-fourth
as' much. Children msy drink It with
great benefit 15 cents and 25 cents
per package. Try it Ask for GRAIN-O.
It has been found that Colonel
George Waring died a poor man, and
that the. suddenness of his death left
his financial affairs in a state of con
fusion. Ex-Mayor William L. Stronr
has headed a movement for a. memo-"
rial to show the appreciation by the
citizens of New York of the colonel's
work, and which will, at the same
time, provide for Mrs. Waring dur
ing her lifetime. 1 ne idea that a gov
ernmental pension should be granted
to the widow is not favored by her
friends, and there is grave doubt, too,
that such a measure would pass con
gress. Do aea TVaat Sa Uve
In a fine, mild and healthy climate,
where cyclones and blizzards are un
known, where good, rich lands can be
bought at low prices, near cheap trans
portation and with educational and
industrial advantages? Homeseekers'
excursions to Virginia via the "Big
Four Route" and the Chesapeake and
Ohio Railway. Write for descriptive
book of Virginia, list of farms for
sale, excursion rates, dates, time-cards,
etc. J. C. Tucker, G. N. A., 231 Clark
street Chicago, III.
The ceremony of ordaining Edwards
R. Evans, a cousin of "Fighting Bob,"
as the pastor of a Congregational
church in Danbury, Conn., got as far
as crowding the church with specta
tors to witness the rite before it was
decided that the candidate's views
were not sufficiently orthodox. Mr.
Evans, who is a graduate of the Yale
divinity school, has preached several
times in the church he was to nave
taken charge of and is quite popular
with its congregation.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is tho beat
of all cough cures. George W.- Lots,
Fabucber, La., August 26, 1SIO.
Worthington C. Ford, who is known
as one of the foremost statisticians
of the world, has been called to the
head of the historical and statistical
work of the Boston public library. His
function includes that of seeing that
the library is supplied with the full
complement of works of history and
statistics, and of being at the service
of scholars in utilizing such riches of
the library to the best advantage.
Iowa Patent OSIce Report.
Copyrights have been granted as fol
lows: To H. E. Fuller, or Indianola, Iowa,
for an illustrated tooth and disease
record book in which pictures of the
different kinds of teeth are shown in
the margins of the pages upon which
dates and remarks are to be inserted
to make up the history of each tooth.
To F. D. Heddon, of Plover, Iowa,
for a farmers' account and recapitula
tion book. It contains much valuable
information and advice about farm
transactions and how to keep accounts
advantageously.
a Panndn nnipnt hns hMn mnfml
to Butler and Stansburv. of Favette.
iowa for their mprnl'r mwIIpco oarrior
J0"1 lor ineir meiai.c enaiess earner
for harvesters, etc.
TJnon anneal to thp PTimlnprc.lTi-
I M. G. Shain, of Lohrvilie. Iowa, for
his barber s shears, adapted to prevent
annoyances dncident to particles of
hair floating in the air to effect rs
piration and the eyes during the oper
ation of cut tin 2 hair.
Drawings and specifications and all
work necessary to be done in prepar
ing and procsecuting applications
promptly attended to.
Consultation and advice free.
THOMAS G. ORWIG & CO..
Solicitors.
Des Moines, Nov. 5. 189S.
Speaking of the immense power of
Boss Croker, Bourke Cochraij says ev
ery financial house in New York city
dreads his hostility, and that, if he
declared that he needed $1,000,000 for
political purposes, $2,000,000 would be
j immediately forthcoming.
WESTWARD HO!
IafertnatioB for tbe Traveler.
Whenever the traveler, tourist or busi
ness man is westward lxmnd he must not
fail to travel via the Rio Grande West
ern railway "Great Salt Lake Route."
It is tho only transcontinental line pass
ing directly through Salt I.ake City, and
in addition to the glimpse it affords of
the Temple City, the Great Salt Lake
and picturesque Salt Lake and Utah Val
ley, it offers choice of three distinct
routes through the mountains and the
most magnificent scenery in the world.
The Rio Grande Western railway is Just
as popular in winter as in summer.
On all Pacific Coast tourist tickets
fitop-overs are granted at Denver, Colo
rado Springs. Manitou. Leadville. Glen
wood Springs. Salt Lake City. OgCen and
other points of interest. Double dally
train service and through Pullman and
Tourist sleeping cars between Denver
and San Francisco and Los Angeles.
For Illustrated pamphlets descriptive of
the "Great Salt Lake Route." write B.
Copeland, General Agent. Owings Build
ing. Chicago, or F. A. Wadlelgh, General
Passenger Agent, Salt Lake City.
When Colonel Waring wanted the
appointment for cleaning the New
York streets he was jokingly told by
those in authority that heaven itself
couldn't clean them in a century. "I
can do it in a month," said Waring.
Free Goventaeat Leads.
There are still thousands of acres of
government lands in the states of
Washington and Oregon, also prairie
and timber lands near railroad or wa
ter communication that can be bought
for f 5 an acre and upwards. There are
no cyclones, blizzards, Ion; winters or
real hot summers, no failure of crops.
Take your choice. If you wish to raise
grain principally or finest stock on
earth, you can find locations in these
two states where you can do this to
perfection. I have no lands for ssle
but if you want information where it's
best to locate write me at 199 East 3rd
St., St. Psul, Minn. Yours,
R. E. WERKMAN.
Toung Doctor I find it hard to draw
the line between hay fever and influ
enza. Old Doctor It is hard, my boy;
but social distinctions have to be
made; there's no help for it" Detroit
Journal. ,
T3 CUSS A COLD IK ONE DAT
Take laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets, All
dranrists refund the money If It fails to cure.
Sc. The genuine has L. B- Q. on each tablet.
Towns are seldom as rod as they are
painted.
ia.the world to have
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JACOBS OIL.
thc anrFSKKO MuaoLsa.
CAMPFERE SKETCHES.
GOOD SHORT STORIES
THE VETERANS.
FOR
DUpttte UmmfUlUmrT Craaaata Kaay
Coaatarparta to th CaBteatlaa WJtlch
Km Ariaca Ml Wka BlwmM Bar
Credit far tha Captara at Carvcra.
To the Sirdar.
I have the voice, the worda, the phrases,
I have the air (a tuneful thing).
Great Kitchener, to sins thy praises, t
And yet, alack! I cannot sine.
Poor dervishes, how didst UioU traUnce
them!
A theme tor every poet's tonjruet
Yet till I know how to pronounce them
My song- must stay unmade, unsung.
How could I break forth thus: "Hurrah!
he
Turns all the Mahdlsts' plans awry '
And routs the hordes of AMullabl!"
When I should say "Abdulla-ht"? . x
Wouldst thou not utter in thy grief 4
Remorseful and expressive "Ah!"
To hear me cry, "Poor doomed Khalifa!"
When thou mayst call him "Khalifa"?
Thou'dst preach at me a wrathful ser
mon. Should I sing- how thy skillful plan
Has brought thee safely to Omdurman,
When really 'Us to Omdurman:
And 'tis an irksome task and dreary.
More dreary than this sad song tells.
To find how to accent Karerrl,
Jcbel and various Wad els.
Hence, though no strain could well bo
sweeter
Than mine will be. when mine Is made.
The all-exacting laws of metre.
And also rhyme, must be obeyed i
But cease thy bitter lamentation.
I'll stng a song that's worthy the
When Soudanese accentuation
Is not a mystery to me!
P. M. G. In Pall Mall Gazette.
DUpated 'Ilaaora.
History being but a continuous suc
cession of repetitions, we do not have
to search far in the past to find a dis
pute regarding the award of honorL
for a naval battle which bears an in
teresting if not a very close resem
blance to the contemporary controver
sy concerning Schley and Sampson. It
stands out as one of the picturesque In
cidents of the war between the states,
and Farragut is the central figure.
After the capture of New Orleans by
the fleet of that famous admiral he
sent the report of hi3 operations to
Washington by the band of Captain
Theodoras Bailey. The captain, in
nocent of the contents of the report
which he bore from his commander,
was eagerly welcomed at the capital,
and in the presence of Senator Grimes
of Iowa was asked by the secretary of
the navy to tell the story of the fall
of the Crescent City. When Bailey
had finished Grimes exclaimed: "Come
with. me. The account of this great
battle must be told on the floor of the
senate."
In the senate chamber CapL Bailey
was greeted with emotional cordial
ity, and members of the house hurried
over to listen to his recital of the im
posing and stirring events, in which
he had taken an important part, lead
ing, as he did, the first division up
the river even in advance of FarraguL
At the conclusion of his narrative the
representatives returned t o their
chamber with the impulse to give
thanks of congress to both Bailey and
Farragut, while Senator Grimss in
stantly arose in the senate for the
same purpose.
But before the motion was made
Secretary Welles had read Farragut's
report, which did not refer to Bailey
is' having led the way, and Indeed
represented the fleet as ascending the
river in two columns abreast, himself
at the head of one of these. Welles
hastened a warning to Grimes, and
the senator, in the midst of bis'eulo
gium, was obliged to call a halt on
the enthusiasm which was sweeping
the two houses along. He explained
the matter as well as he could to Capt.
Bailey, who still sat In the chamber,
but naturally that officer went forth
filled with humiliation.
Afterward Farragut alone received
the vote of thanks for the victory, and
it was seven years later, and after
much correspondence between him
and Bailey, that he was brought to
see the error which he bad committed
by inclosing in his report a sketch of
the movements as lje had originally
planned them, but which had been
rendered vitally incorrect by a subse
quent change In his plans. It was
then that he wrote to his wounded
subordinate: "My examination of the
printed diagram has fully satisfied me
of the justice of your appeal. I shall
therefore forward to the department
a correct sketch of the final attack as
we passed up the river.
Chance Meeting la Itatlle.
An old soldier once started can reel
them off by the yard. Here is one of
their stories:
"During Stonewall Jackson's first
valley campaign, and the day before
the battle of Cross Keys, I was
standing," said an ex-Confederate
officer, "with several other officers of
Elwell's division under the shade of a
clump of trees in an old field over
looking a deep cut in the road through
-which the troops were marching. Sud
denly I observed Maj. Bob Wheat, the
famous commander of Wheat's bat
talion of Dick Taylor's Louisiana
"brigade, looking directly forward at a
lot of Federal prisoners approaching
under guard. Wheat was a most
magnificent specimen of manhood,
and, guided by his intense gaze, I soon
singled out among the prisoners the
object of it, a man of like proportions
liimself. In a moment more Wheat
"had rushed down the bank with oat
stretched arms, exclaiming:
" 'Oh, yes, I thought that was you
giving us so much trouble."
"The prisoner opened wide his arms
nnd rushed to meet Wheat in an em
brace which showed to us onlookers
b.ow tender must have been their rela
tions in the past and how great their
friendship still. After a long embrace
Wheat told his friend to march on to
Richmond and he would see that he
was well cared for and soon exchang
ed. Then, turning to us. Wheat ex
plained that the Federal officer was
Col. Windham, an Englishman, who
had served with him on Gen. Abn
eana's staff in the Garibaldian strug
gle for Italian freedom."
Fereetoa Africa a Dwarfa.
Henry U. Stsnley, in describing his
Journey through the forests of Africa,,
says that the most formidable foes he
encountered, those that caused the
greatest loss of life to his caravan and
came nearest to defeating bis expedi
tion, were the Wambutti dwarfs.
These diminutive men had only lit
tle bows and arrows for weapons, so
small that they looked like children's
playthings; but upon the tip of each
tiny arrow was a drop of poison
which would kill sn elephant or a
man as surely and quickly as a rifle.
Their defense was by means of poison
and traps.'
They wonld steal through the dense
forest, and waiting in ambnsh. let fly
their arrow liaPora ifcav .ttii,i t. tt.
csversa. Taty ds. tittaea and eafc j
fully covered them over with sticks
and leaves. They fixed spikes In the
ground and tipped them with poison.
Into these ditches and on these spikes
man and beasts would fall or step to
their death. One of- the strangest
things about it was that their poison
was mixed with honey.
The account of. these small people
and their successful warfare influences
one to remember the small enemies we
all are apt to -encounter in habits,seem
Ingly harmless, but dangerous, to wel
fate and happiness.
Whe Jfapoleon Slept la Teter'a Bee.
Peter the Great hated Moscow, and;
aboVe all, that stronghold of Oriental
intrigue and, moral darkness, the
Kremlin. If I remember right, says a
writer in the Louisville Courier-Journal,
he never inhabited the palace
within Its walls after he was a child.
The old palace is a network of incred
ibly small, low, ill-ventilated rooms.
some little bigger than closets, paint
ed in greens. blue3 and reds, after the
Swedish fashion: rooms which seem,
even today, to reek of plots, intrigue
and murder.
Napoleon, always a trifle theatrical,
insisted on sleeping in the bed of Peter
the Great when he occupied the Krem
lin in 1812. The bed of the boy Peter
fitted the hero of Austerlitz to a nicety.
It Is a very abbreviated couch. In
the very heart of this Oriental palace,
with no window which gives on the
outer day and open air, is the tcrem,
or women's quarters.
The ladies, even the Tsaritza and the
sisters of the Tsar, were only permit
led to look down into the hall of coro
nation through a carved wooden lat
tice, just as ladies do in the East
When Peter mounted the throne of the
Tsars, the women of Russia were Ori
entals, imprisoned more rigorously
than the ladies of Constantinople to
day. A Fatuous Dattle.
A traveler in England asked a cer
tain waiter if be could direct him to
the field where the great Tewksbury
battle was fought.
"Certainly, sir," said the waiter,
"and as business is slack I will show
you myself."
As they crossed the bridge the visi
tor expressed his surprise and pleas
ure to find his companion so familiar
with such a battle, "for." said he, "the
battle was fought four hundred years
ago."
"Four .hundred years ago, sir!" said
the waiter. "Bless you, no! I don't
believe It's ten."
"I think you'll find I'm right," said
the traveler.
"I reckon I ought to know, for I was
there." was the reply.
"You were there!"
"Yes, 8"ir, I were! There's only one
battle of Tewksbury as ever I heard
on. and that's the great fight between
Conky Jim and Porky Pete!"
Will Taint Eiffel Tower.
The aesthetes want the Eiffel towei
pulled down. They say it is a huge,
ugly scaffold. The plea was put in
when the plans for the exposition of
1900 was first discussed. Unfortu
nately for them it cannot come down;
it is leased to a company whose con
tract runs for twenty years from the
date of building a good many years
yet to come. This was the arrange
ment to reimburse M. Eiffel. The only
thing, therefore, that the commission
could do fcr the aesthetes was to study
some means to make the tower more
agreeable to their eyes. Two years
they have cogitated and have hit upon
an idea. They are going to paint the
tower from the red-brown it is to silver-white.
This is not the small
change it may seem, either mechanic
ally, since it will take fifty men two
mouths with 50,000 kilogrammes of
paint and the operation must be re
peated a second time, or aesthetically,
for instead of, as now, seeming to rise
from the earth, it will appear rather
to descend from the ether regions.
Lighted at night its whole length with
streaming lines of light, it will look
like some great ladder let down from
heaven. The aesthetic Jacobs on the
ground will, therefore, have whereon to
give their imaginations full play.
However the aesthetes may grumble,
Parisians would certainly miss the
great candle that lights them democrat
ically, one and all, to bed; that sways
its head in the clouds it is said to
sway three yards and more out of the
perpendicular a monument to French
science. It is another matter what the
thoughts may be of the man that built
it, whose name is constantly by its
means on the lips of Parisians, while
he himself, by an irony of fate, seems
forgotten. M. Eiffel, since the Panama
affair which involved him, is heard of
no more. Up in the top of the tower
he has some private rooms, where dur
ing the Panama trials the wags pro
posed that he be imprisoned. Has he
taken refuge there to expiate his faults
or to ruminate on the ingratitude of
his fellow-men'
RELATING TO HEALTH.
The muscles of the human body ex
ert a force of 534 pounds. The quan
tity of pure water which blood con
tains in its natural state is very great;
it amounts to almost spvpn.ni?ittie
The blood is a fifth of the weight of
the body. A man is taller in the morn
ing than at night to the extent of half
an inch or more, owing to the relaxa
tion of the cartilages. The human
brain is the twenty-eighth part of the
body, but in the horse the brain is not
more than the four-hundredth.
An observant critic Is authority for
the statement that the after-dinner
speaker must either restrict himself
to a few simple dishes, and' these very
sparsely partaken of. or run the risk
of a violent attack of indigestion with
possible serious consequences. He says
that ail good after-dinner speakers
are dyspeptics, and attributes much of
this state of things to the effect of the
nervous strain incident to the prepara
tion for the speech to come. Instead
of enjoying his meal, the orator is full
or anxiety as to the success of his ad
dress. The vital force ordinarily used
by the digestive apparatus is diverted
to the brain, leaving little, if any, to
carry on the work of digestion and
assimilation.
A medical scientist is authority for
the statement that children and old"
people especially -suffer from a lack of
lime in the system. Persons who hab
itually drink soft water, while thev
may enjoy immunity from certain of
the ills of life, expose themselves to
others perhaps quite as much to be
avoided. Hard water helps the teeth
and the bones by furnishing lime,
which is necessary to health, growth
and development. Old persons who
drink but little lose- their teeth more
quickly than those who take a reason
able amount of drinking water. Lime
or food products In which it abounds
should be part of the regular supply
furnished to the system. One of the
mes: valuable vegetables for this pur-
ric !s the yeliaw turnip or rutsbscs,
ICMa tha Sera Balk
Ne dairyman should breed his cows
to a scrub bull, if it be possible to
get the services of a pure bred ani
mal of a dairy type Neither should
a man that is trying to build up a
dairy herd breed his cows to a bull
of a beef strain. This is perhaps more
commonly the error than that of breed
ing to a pronounced scrub. We Have
known a Shorthorn bull kept in. a
neighborhood where milk dairies were
plentiful and to receive the patronage
of most, if not all, of the milkmen,
notwithstanding the fact that there
was a first-class Jersey bull in the im
mediate vicinity. The cause for that
was that the services of the Jersey
bull were two or three dollars higher
than those of the Shorthorn bull. Yet
the men that were patronizing the
Shorthorn bull expected to get some
thing wonderful in the way of milkers.
Some of them were quite surprised to
find, when such calves came to the
point of giving milk, they in no wise
kept pace with the expectations that
had been raised by the standards set
by their mothers. They were good for
"beefers," it Is true, and the butchers
often cast longing eyes at them, but
as milkers they were failures. Yet
that fact did not seem to impress the
dairymen to any great extent. They
seemed to think that getting' a good
milker was a matter of chance anyway.
There is some difference between the
fees charged for the services of the
right kind of a bull and the services of
the wrong kind of a bull, but tho dif
ference in fees in no wise keeps pace
with the difference in the value of the
product as milkers. The scrub bull is
a good thing to ignore, and next to
him the bull of a beef breed, when It
comes to a question of raising dairy
cows. Every farmer should be will
ing to pay a good price for the serv
ices of a good bull, for only in that
way can a man be induced to invest
money in an animal of that charac
ter. The man that purchases a bull
for neighborhood use must charge a
good price, for he knows that he has
got to get back his whole purchase
price plus a fair profit for the use of
the money and for labor, in a very
few years. He also takes the risk of
accidents and diseases. Dairymen
should encourage the keeping of first
class bulls by giving a liberal fee for
their services.
Front Lies In Pare Bred Cattle.
The Journal has said that the de
mand for the best classes of cattle has
kept their prices well sustained, and
perhaps this is always true, says Texas
Stock and Farm Journal. There are
several reasons why it pays the best
to produce the best. One of these Is
the condition presented by the market
today, and, it might be said, presented
always, that is, that the supply of
animals of the really choice quality
is so limited that they are put on a
market where practically they are
without competition. Choice cattle
are now selling as high as at any time
during the year, but their number is
small. On the Chicago market of Sept
21 the cattle receipts are reported at
18.400. Of this number, 17 head were
good enough to bring $5.85 per 100
pounds. Only 1G head brought $5.70,
and only 295 others commanded over
$5.50. It is needless to say that these
cattle were ripened for market at a
cost far below most of the fed cattle
that sold for much less. The differ
ence lay mostly in the quality at tho
very beginning. Those that command
ed the highest price were of a beet
breed, early maturers, of a type that
not only takes on more flesh in pro
portion to the feed consumed than is
possible to inferior animals, even with
the most scientific feeding, but that
developed largely in proportion to the
entire carcass those parts that supply
the choicest cuts to the butcher. The
time will come, and it is not far off,
when men of moderate means cannot
afford to raise scrub cattle, even up
on the range, for the discrimination
against them continually grows
stronger.
I'archfulnc Good Fowls.
This is the time of year to purchase
"owls for next year's laying. It is the
time of year when on every farm more
or less stock will be sold off. It is true
that on many farms the stock to be
sold will be that least adapted to fu
ture operations, but there are always
many exceptions. Here and there are
farms where the surplus must be sold
eff whether that surplus be good or
bad in quality. Among the marketable
product will be found many very good
birds that may be bought at a very
reasonable price. Agree to pay so
much per bird and if need be add a lit
tle to the price for the privilege of go
ing through the flock and picking out
the best birds. Very often excellent
specimens may be obtained in that
way. Pick out birds with good combs,
bright eyes, clear mouths, and smooth
legs. Be sure that no contagious dis
ease prevails in the flock. This fall
purchasing is economical and a help to
both the buyer and seller. If a man
leally needs a bird to put with his lay
ing Tlcck, the money he pays for a
healthy bird this fall will be a good in
vestment. It never pays to wait for a
bird to batch and mature if we have
use for her and the money with which
to buy, for the reason that a fowl that
Is good for anything will have paid
for herself before a half year has pass
ed. Stimulating Honesty.
The way to avoid leading farcers
.nto temptation in the matter of wear
ing milk is to use the Babcock test in
buying milk. It is the only honest way.
by which we mean that it is the only
way in which every man will get his
own. We venture the assertion with
the utmost confidence that if the test
was adopted and every man's test put
In plain sight in the creamery where
the farmers could see it, many of the
cows in that creamery would at once
bco tbe necessity of furnishing milk
richer in butter fat. The reason that
would begin the reform 13 not that
watering milk is universal, or even
common, but because the farmer would
so handle his cows in the way of feed,
and particularly in the way of milk
ing, as to put more butter fat into the
milk. Freedom from excitement and
proper care, we think, would at once
put mere butter fat into the milk.
Organization Among Farmers There
is a power in organization which no
single individual possesses and no
amount of isolated individuals can pos
sess, the age in which we live has
produced them in every branch of in
dustry, until it is now recognized a3
-the only road to success. This power,
if used in a strictly business-like man
ner, seeks justice to all, oppression to
none. It does not mean monopoly and
extortion. It does not mean that the
most ignorant member may have all
the benefits possessed by the most In
telligent, and that the most intelligent
must not suffer through tho unbusi
nesslike methods of the most ignor
antA. C. Bennett.
Keep your best layers when culling
the flock and remember that there I
profit in rigid eolliaf.
The leadlag feature of the Ameri
caa Monthly iteview or iteviews ior
Novemberare: the editorial comment
on the state and congressional cam
paigns (illustrated); an illustrated ac
count of the work of the "Y. M. C. A."
in connection with the army and navy
during the war with Spain, by Albert
Shaw; an article on "The Newspaper
Correspondents in the War." with nu
merous portraits; Mr. Creelman's own
story of his Santiago adventures;
"Ouida's" "Impeachment of Modern
Italy," with Signor Vecchias reply;
"The Nicaragua Canal in the Light of
Present Politics," by Prof. L. M. Keas
bey; and "The Nicaragua Canal and
Our Commercial Interests," by Dr.
Emory R. Johnson.
FlarUta.
Are yon going to Florida? Do yon
want rates, maps, routes, time-cards
and full Information? If so, address
H. W. Sparks. 234 Clark street, Chi
cago. Lieutenant Bradley A. Fiske. U. S.
N., has written an article for the No
vember Century entitled "Why We
Won at Manila." Lieutenant Fiska
contrasts the discipline, marksmanship
and training of the American and
Spanish sailors, and gives an impres
sion of the engagement from the view
point of "the man behind the guns."
The writer, who is an officer of the
Petrel, was stationed aloft, where he
could see above the smoke and have
ah .unobstructed view. His duties
were' to measure the enemy's distance,
so he had the means and the leisure
for observing everything connected
with the action.
For a complete list of prizes, usefin
and ornamental, given free to purchas
ers of Diamond "C" Soap write to the
Cudahy Packing Co., So. Omaha, Neb.
The November Atlantic throws a
strong and valuable sidelight upon
many of the questions involved in the
recent acquisition of new dependencies
by the nation in the opening paper by
David Starr Jordan on cur past and
present management of Alaska, Pro
fessor Jordan writes from experience,
as a scientist and a government com
missioner, and shows how the vast re
sources of that country are squandered
and wasted by reckless mismanage
ment, which will be equally destructive
to our new possessions if similar meth
ods are allowed to prevail in them.
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8TORYETTE3.
City editor, in sanctum, addressing
the water-front editor: "Joe, you ought
to be pretty well up on etiquette. What
do you consider tbe worst form?" "1
don't quite remember, but I think It is
either chloroform or iodoform."
Once at an important function at
Marlborough House Sir Francis Knol
lys came up to the Prince of Wales and
remarked: "Some gentlemen of the
press wish admission, your royal high
ness." "Ob," said the prince, "show
them in. if they don't come in at the
door, they'll come in at the ventilator.'
A little boy, named Peter, at a public
school saw his teacher faint and fall.
In the general confusion It was impos
sible to keep so many curious heads
cool, and tbe little ones flocked round
the prostrate woman and her sympa
thizing colleagues. But the small boy
kept both bis color and his coolness
Standing on a bench and raising his
hand, he exclaimed: "Please, teacher,
can I run home and tell father to come?
He makes coffins!"
Prof. Wilton of Edinburgh Univer
sity, was recently appointed honorary
physician to the Queen. On the morning
of his appointment be informed bis pu
pils of the honor he had received by
means of a blackboard in the labora
tory, thus: "Professor Wilson Informs
his students that he has this day beer
appointed honorary physician to th
Queen." During his te-uporary absence
from the room one of the students add
cd the words: "God sav the Queen!'
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
The mortal who never doubts nevei
thinks.
Some men give according to theii
means and others according to thei:
meanness.
The best qualities of the mind am
heart are developed by racrifice rathe,
than by indulgence.
The man who is always waiting foi
something to turn up is usually asleej
When it finally comes along.
A boarding house is thi; place to ge
substantial food. It is often so sub
stantial that you can't chew it.
Woman is called the weaker vesse
presumably because she is leaky anu
lets out all tbe secrets she hears.
What a sensible woman doesn't knovv
never troubles her, but it causes her in
quisitive neighbors hours of untolu
agony.
Nature works wonCers, and men en
deavor to get them patented.
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the same pair oa two days in succes
slon, and consequently have not the
least idea which pair I wore on May
L I send you a souvenir, however, of
that memorable day. It is a rabbit's
foot that I have had for some time
and which brought me luck. May it
bring you as much." This ougui to
be sufficient to prevent the Ohio man
from regretting his modesty In not
asking the admiral for all the shoes
he possessed.
The Hindoos consider their dead as
cacred, and do not allow them to be
handled by alien hands, the near
est male relative son, father or broth
erpreparing the body for burial, and
if there be none of these relatives, a
son is adopted by the family for the
purpose.
"The lords of creation men they call.
And they think they rule the whole;
But they're much mistaken after all.
For women has control.
And ever since the world began
It has always been the way.
For did not Adam, the very first man,
The very first woman obey?"
In response for a request from T.
Hanly Beam, an Ohio man. for the
shoes he wore during the battle of Ma
nila. Admiral Dewey has written a let-
ter in which he says: "I have a great
Nothing humbles the average man
more than to find himself in the soup
when he thought he was in the swim.
The American Itoy'a Battleship.
Every American hopes our school N
boys will succeed in their efforts to
raise $3,000,000 to be used in build
ing a battleship. It costs great sums
to build a warship, but you can build
up your health with Hostetter's Stom
ach Bitters at small expense. This
remedy is for all stomach, iiver and
bowel disorders.
The Duchess of B. did penance by
making her servants fast.
IfA-rc or Onto. Crrr optolkdo. f c
Lucas Countv, f S5,
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he Is the
senior partner of the tirm or F. J. Cheney & Co.,
doing business in the City of Toledo, County
slid State aforesaid, nnd tbnt bald tirm will nay
t&o Mim of OXK HUNDKEI DOLI..AKS for
each and every wise of Catarrh that cannot bo
eared by the use ot Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before mo and subscribed in my
presence, this Cth day of December. A. D. lt3d
iSXAU) A. W. ULEASOX.
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In Russia there is the highest cul
ture and the lowest degradation.
It's Just as easy to buy Diamond "C"
Soap as inferior kinds. Your grocer
sells it
"I'm as good as any man and a good
deal better," said Patrick.
Coo's Vongh IZafrim
s tho olilett nnd best. It will lireak up icold quicker
thau tuytljlns el.se. U Is always rel'sctc. Try tt.
Secne people put their religion in
their wife's name.
Mr. Xi mnion-ft !ottitnjr Syrap
For children tettliln.MfIcni the irjm!.rptu etlnf aai
Bwticn, allays pain, cure wind colic i crnt& bottle.
"A glorious thing is patience.
And they are useful friends
Who never make beginnings
a ill the' have seen the ends:
But give us now and then a man
That we may crown him king
Just to scorn the consequence
And just to do the thing."
The autumn days soak sentiment
AH through the poet's soul;
Whilst baser minds are eke intent
On flannels and on coal.
Indianapolis Journal.
"You Americans have to be so com
fortable." said a foreigner.
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LITERARY NOTES.
The publishers report that "Quo
Yadls" has reached a sale of more
than 609,000 copies.
Georgo Moore Is now at work upon
a sequel to "Evelyn Innes," to b
called "Sister Teresa."
Mr. Whistler is writing a new boots
and It i3 stated further that it
to be on the lines of "The Gentle Art
of JIaking Enemies."
It is said that Jererr.iah Curtin, the
authorized translator of SIcnklcwicr.
is a graduate of Harvurd college an'J
can epcak eighteen languages.
Jane Austen is becoming fashionable
in France. A translation cf "North
anger Abbey" is coming out in. tho
Revue - Blanche, and "Emma" will
probably follow.
George Meredith's naw volume of
poems entitled "Odes In Contribution
to tho Song of French "History," of
which it has been said of one ode that
has been published that it ia moro
Mercdithlan than most, will be pub
lished this fall.
George W. Cable, who has just end
ed a somewhat lengthy visit to Eng
land, where he was very cordially rc-
Lceived. has kept a full diary of his ex
perienceo and la said to contemplate
the publication of some portion of it
before long.
Mrs. Margaret Benson, daughter ot
the late archbishop of Canterbury. Is
an Egyptologist of much energy and
some note. With another lady sho
has been engaged in excavations
at Karnak nnd has written a book
describing their discoveries and giving
an account of the dally lire of .excava
tors In Egypt.
If you can't
well smattcred.
be well educated bo
CONSULTING A WOMAN.
Mrs. Pinkhnm's Advico Inspiroa
Coafidonco and Hopo.
Examination by n male physician is
a hard trial to a delicately organized
woman.
Site puts it off as long- as she dare,
and is only driven to it by fear of can
cer, potypus, or some dreadful ill.
Most frequently such a woman leaves
a physician's oflicc
where sho has un
dergone a critical
examination with
an imprcssion,moru
or loss, of discour
agement.
This condi
tion of tho
raind destroys
tho effect of
advice; and
she grows
worse rather
than better. In consulting Sirs. Pink
liam no hesitation need be felt, the
story is told to a woman and is wholly
confidential. Mrs. Pinkham's address
is Lynn, Mass., she offers sick women
her advice without charge.
Her intimate knowledge of women's
troubles makes her letter of advice a
wclispringofhopcand her wide experi
ence and skill point the way to health.
" I suffered with ovarian trouble for
seven years, and no doctor knew what
was the matter with me. I had spells
which would last for two days or more.
I thought I would try Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound. I have
taken seven bottles of it, and am en
tirely cured. Mia. Jonx FoxtEMAN, -i
N. Woodberry Ave., Baltimore, Md.'
The above letter from Mrs. Foreman
is ODly one of thousands.
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