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5asrf?'Sri&y3Z'S?f t? 7'"- tr? AK'.,s sro 3 iJJ'-WjcaU -. S-t-,-3-ISS?0riS SS53PSC37Ss51WSaW ..xa- "- "- . , -v - .. ! J J'"1-"' 7 -'- r - - --,.. r-. -v -- . 'JV. "'TrTS; t". :.ses pas-vc w&cr . . -.--. . ''.. T ,-----., vr v-1-. '" -. - . -m i mtriral 2 V.'l &' . :v-v :' r-"yi8e? - ... "-' ?? .:- "T3p.'- VOLUME XXVIII. NUMBER 49. COLUMBUS. NEBRASKA. WEDNESDAY. MARCH 16, 1898. WHOLE NUMBER 1,453. sw wrKBFv- jrytinPF 5WP!r o O O o o Qi o o j f ' s " o o e ,.? THE OLD RELIABLE. LolumbusStateBank (Oldest Bank in the State.) Fays Merest oi TiicDepti lata LoaK id Real fotatt. isscss naHT drafts oh Omana, Chicago, New York jumI all Foreign Countries. SELLS STEAMSHIP TICKETS. BUYS GOOD NOTES And helps lttcuitomcrs when they ncedkthj OFFICERS A.XD BIBECTOBK LeANDER GEBr.ARD, PrCS't R. H. IlENnr, Vice Pres. M. Bbugoek, Cashier. Jons Stauffeb, Wic. Bccnra. COMMERCIAL BANK OF COLUMBUS. NEB.. HAS AN jMlorized Capital of - $500,000 ?Hi in CapHilr - - 90,000 r OFFICEE9: wji. piir,iTu.v rrci u j u. v. ii. omilkicii. vice rres. DANIEL SCIIRAM, Cashier. rKANK KOKER, Asat. Cash' DIRECTORS: A ' O. H. Snnr.Eos. II. P. II. Oei f Jonas Welch, XV. A. McAllister, r Caul KiE.vun. S. O. Gray. Frank Roiiueo.' STOCKHOLDERS: Barelda Ellis, -i. Henry WcrSemaii ('lauk ;h kx. . Henry Loseke. Daniel Schkam. .' Geo. '. Galley, A. F. II. Okiilrichv" .T. V. Rrckeb Estate Rebecca BncKEa II. M. Winslow. Bank of Deposit: Interest allowed on tlaaa deposits: bur and sell exchange on Onlted States and Europe, and buy and sell avail. aide securltiea. We shall fce pleased to re cclre your business. We solicit your pat raaaze. ttfr. csa Columbus Journal ! A wseldj Bewspmper de ToUd the bestinteresUof COLUMBUS THECONNJYOFPUnE, TUg state of NeDraska THE UNITED STATES AND THE REST OF MANKIND Tfceultof i ma is Witt $1.50 A YEAR, nr paid nr adyahcb, Bat omr limit of wmtuiutm b not prescribed by dollar aad cents. Sample oopiss sent free to aaj address. HENRY GASS, ftsxsW zrjmmtt UNDERTAKER ! Coffins : and : Xetallic : Cases ! t Repairing of all kinds of UpJiol f ery Osotfa Ul COLUMBUM,KEBBAgXa- Goiumbus Journal a raspAaro to rmunu as i rami aKQCIKKDOT PRINTING OFFICE, COUNTRY. YOUNG WOMAN LEADS. AMERICAN GIRL IN THE OBSERVATORY. PARIS Dorothea Klampke of San Francisco Fasscn Over the Heads of Fifty Preach Students One of a Group of Talented Sisters. MERICAS girls for a long time have been carrying off sonic of the best art prizes in Paris, and the French have grown to accept it as a foregone con clusion that they will continue to do so: but they were u tajrn by surprise when Mis 'Dorothea Klumpke, a San Francisco girl, won her way Into the Paris Astronomical observatory over the heads of the fifty Frenchmen who were competing, and she now has charge of the depart ment which computes the meas urements of the stars la the Paris belt, with several young French women under her direction. She has a special bureau of her own In the great Observatory garden, and it is covered with ivy and surrounded by flowers. Here Miss Klumpke works eagerly from 9 in the morning till 5 in the afternoon, and frequently at night she stays up in the round tower with her telescope turned searchingly upon the stars. Her whole life is bound up in her work. She delights in it, and the heavens to her are as in timate as the little garden of her bu reau, where the snails crawl over the paths and the French roses bloom. DORpTHEA KLUMPKE. Her special duty Is to photograph all the stars in her belt. Miss Klumpke went abroad 10 years ago, at the age of 20, and has studied in Germany, Switzerland and Paris. She has a brilliant education, and is a charming and accomplished woman of whom all Americans may well be proud. She has recently been decorat ed by the French government She is one of a group of remarkable sisters; Anna Klumpke is a famous portrait painter of Boston, Augusta is a prac ticing physician in Paris, and Julia, the youngest, a girl of 19, is a most brilliant young lad. They were all born in San Francisco, and educated In the public schools of that city. Their father was born in Holland, and went to America when very young. He settled in the South, but in '49 went West with the gold seekers. Miss Klumpke's,great ambition is to finish her immense task in Paris, and to re turn to her own country to carry on her work in science. She is a firm be liever in the astronomical future of America, and feels confident that it wll soon lead the world in the great sci ence. Miss Klumpke, in spite of her love for science, has still a woman's fancy for pretty clothes, and dresses in charming taste, her gowns being of her own designing. Why Fay Rent. In his annual report First Assistant Postmaster General Heath declares that the government would effect a considerable saving if it were to pur chase outright property conveniently located for its postal stations in the larger cities. Rentals for postal sta tions in Xew York city and Brooklyn alone now aggregate $158,045 per an num. This amount would erect and equip several postal stations annually, dependent of course on the value of the real estate in the particular locali ty. Competition for the location of sta tions among the large real estate hold ers, in the larger cities especially, would be so keen that desirable prop erty could frequently be secured at a nominal figure. "Why," asks Mr. Heath, "should ihe United States gov ernment longer pay large rentals when by an increased appropriation of $300. 000 for ten consecutive years only double present rents the government would own the premises occupied by every postal station in the United States? Government buildings are practically free from taxation, yet owners of buildings used for pestofnee purposes are obliged to consider this item In submitting proposals." It will be remembered that Mr. Wanamaker when postmaster general, suggested that the money received on deposit in postal savings banks, should they be established, be invested in the erection of government buildings, and he showed clearly that it would be a pro fitable investment for the funds. New Time. Postal Progress. Sixty-eight years ago, when the postal rate for the transmission of one letter was 25 cents for 4C0 miles, a former postmaster reports that be had at different times received as a just equivalent for this service, cither two bushels of oats, five dozen eggs, fonr pounds of butter, three bushels of wheat or one and a third pounds of common wool. It is easy to compare the progress which-the postoffice has since made under government direc tion. "Modern education too often covers the fingers with rings, and at the sam time cuts the sinews at the wrist Stir- m BREAKING ICE TO THE POLK. Kustaa Admiral talsJbt e flas atT4 a Froaca FreMraa, Very prompt attention is beiaf ftiTea by the Russian admiralty to Admiral Makaroffs scheme of Ice-breakers for the gulf Of Finland and the froten ocean, says a St Petersburg correspon dent to the London Globe. Vice-Admiral afaksrott is no inexperienced drean ?f. he has held high command in the Mediterranean and Pacific and Is recog nized as one of the ablest officers in the Russian service. His startling Idea of cutting through polar ice In order to reach the pole surpasses in audacity the aeronautical flights ot Herr An dres. For the immediate future, there fore, he wisely intends to confine the application of his theories to the Gulf of Finland and the Kara sea. Capt Sverdrup, of Dr. Nansen's ship, the Fram, has arrived here at the Invita tion of Admiral Makaroff to take part In a consultation on the subject at the department of the imperial admiralty and this looks like serious business. It is also stated that a credit of lk500,000 rubles is to be forthwith opened for the construction of a large ice-breaker and a number of drawings of such vessels submitted by various firms are already under examination. It is proposed to be ready to make the first experiment in the winter of 1899. Practically this means increased facilities and an in crease of English trade with Cronstadt and St Petersburg, and perhaps with Siberia, at times of the year Whett Brit ish ships are now being kept back or frozen in by the ice; .besides which, the building of these powerful ice-breawera Is likely to be undertaken only in Eng land, unless the engineering dispute continues to ruin the chance of prop erly executing foreign orders. St. Pet ersburg, the capital ot the empire and the nearest port of access to the great manufacturing districts of Moscow, is at present closed to ships throughout the winter. This cah be remedied by an ice-breaker of 10,000 horse power, wnicn would be able to cut through ice of the Finnish gulf at a rate of five to seven knots. MAORIS BECOMING EXTINCT. Jfew Zealand Colored Race Is Fast Sae comblng Before the Whites From the New York Evening Pofct The Maoris of New Zealand seem to be doomed to extinction in spite of the fact that all the conditions surround ing them appear to be favorable to their survival. The quarrel between the races is ended, and large tracts of land arc reserved for them. The young men are educated, 90 per cent of them being able to read and write. Their chiefs in many cases derive large in comes from rents of land, and are rep resented in the legislature. A great Maori college stands at Tc Auti, Hawke's bay, and not a few of the clev erer Maori youths have passed through the classes of the New Zealand univer sity. And yet the Maoris, under that mysterious law which makes a colored race vanish before the breath of the all-conquering whites, are passing away. A conference of educated Maoris was held a short time ago, and papers were read on the condition and pros pects of the race. These are now pub lished in pamphlet form, and make a very melancholy bit of literature. It is declared that 90 per cent of edu cated Maoris go back from the schools in mere savagery. The race, these rep resentative Maoris declare, Is lower both in morals and in vitality than it has ever yet been, and threatens to per ish. Yet physically and intellectually the Maoris or was the finest colored race in the southern hemisphere. INVENTION TO SAVE COAL. Economy in household management is a feature which appeals with great force to the feminine mind, and it is the key note struck in the Invention of which is herewith illustrated. Like many another useful apparatus, the idea is very simple. It lies in insert ing in the fire among the fuel a small cube, by means of which the ingress of fresh air is facilitated, the com bustion of fuel being promoted by the THE ECONOMIZER AT WORK. influx of oxygen. In the illustration the apparatus can be seen imbedded, the air passing through the bottom and upward through horizontal slots into the center of the fire. The use of this small aid to combustion is said to en able coke or anthracite (smokeless) coal to be burned in ordinary fireplaces without any alterations. Water In the Soil. The United States agricultural de partment have found that the fertility of soils depend largely on their capac ity for retaining moisture. In many Western localities crops grow luxuri antly with scarcely any summer rain, depending en tha water absorbed dur ing winter and retained during the en tire sumircr by the soil. This novel theory is insuiUcicnt to account for the presence of so much water as is found perpetually present in the soil of the Mojave and Nevada deserts. It is even thought to be possible that the perma nent water supply existing at a depth of 40 to 100 feet may be responsible for the ever-present moisture. The effect of forests on rainfall is now under ac tive discussion by several authorities, who differ widely in their conclusions, some holding that forests increase rain fall and ethers not accepting this view. Goreramest Satchel Benalr She. The United States maintafm a satchel repair" shop for the repair of letter carriers' satchels. During the year 1897. 5,742 were repaired at a cost of 32 cents each, the total ax- psnsa being Sl,57fc25. - - HOUSE YET HAUNTED. QUEER MANIFESTATIONS NEAR BARDSTOWN, KY. Formerly Oceanic by the Holders, a Family in a Bad Senate James Traver Seeking Cambcrlaad Gap, Dis appears There. Bardstowht Ky.t Correspondence Chicago Chronicle: In Rockcastle county, not tar from here, on a lonely hill stands a log cabin in a fifteed acre clearing. Deserted dilapidated, desolate, the place reminds one of a central figure in a weird, uncanny tale, where robbers and bandits are wont to congregate. The windows in the old house are broken, the doors are, off their hinges, and weeds and briers grow to the threshold. The building is reputed to be the oldest in that sec tion of the country, having been erect ed early in the present century by one Ross, and occupied by him and his descendants for many years. Some years previous to the civil war the house was occupied by a family of the name of Holder. These people bore a bad reputation, and it was con ceded by all that there was no crime too mean for them to commit. In ad dition to being robbers, it was hinted that they were counterfeiters as well. One day in the summer of 1869 a stranger mounted on a splendid horse Btopped at a little station known as Brodhead, and made inquiries as to the route to Cumberland Gap. Accord ing to a bystander, the stranger said he was James f ravers from Ohio, and stated 'that he was on his way to the mountains, where, he alleged, he and his brother were joint owners of a mining interest He seemed to have plenty of money. A few months after ward Travers' brother appeared in Rockcastle and made inquiries con cerning James Travers, whom he had traced that far. Careful investigation disclosed the fact that the missing man had taken the wrong route to the mountains, and had stopped at the house of the Holders. Here all trace of him was lost Mr. Travers was convinced that his brother had met with foul play, and that the Holders knew more abdQt the missing man than they would tell. He left for Cincinnati to enlist the ser- vices of a detective. When he returned the Holders had disappeared. No in formation could be had regarding them. The old house remained unoccupied a number of years, and then Tom Ross, a grandson of the original owner of the place, moved his family into the house. Previous to this, however, strange tales had been circulated re garding the lonely farm. It was haunt ed, the people of the neighborhood said. Strange sights had been seen and strange sounds had been heard in and around the old house. Despite all this Ross took up his abode there, and defied the "ha'nts," as he termed them, but, after a time, he openly acknowledged that the place was haunted. In addition to hearing unearthly noises through the night, Ross solemnly avowed that promptly at noon each day a strange voice, seem ing to come from the direction of the gate opening on the road, would shout "Hallo!" three times. On going to in vestigate, no one could be found. One of Ross' neighbors, hearing of this, went over to satisfy himself. He related afterward that he was satisfied that the tales told of the ghost were based on a solid foundation. He. dis tinctly heard the voice at noontime shout "Hallo!" and, in addition to this, when Ross poured forth' a volley of oaths at the mysterious visitor and challenged It to come forward and Bhow itself, a large and ferocious watchdog belonging to Ros3, and which was standing midway between house and gate, suddenly dropped his tail and retreated to the house, snapping, snarling and barking as if pursued by some terrible object intent upon doing the creature harm. On reaching the dwelling the dog took refuge under the bed, from whence no persuasion could induce it to come for some hours. Ross shortly after this moved to an other section, and then tenants for the old house followed in quick succession. Each occupied the premises for a short time, all getting away as soon as prac ticable and all with singular unanimity telling the same story of the noonday visitor and the blood-curdling cry. The ghost, according'to one tenant John DIetzman did not restrict itself to shouting "Hallo!" at the gate, but extended its operations into the house. John told that the ghost would come lumbering down the stairs from a little room above, making a noise similar to an empty flour barrel rolling down the steps. The uncanny visitor, at all times invisible, would proceed to the flreplace, stir up the embers and cause a roaring fire to blaze np the chimney. This performance was repeated night ly, and all the time John and his good wife woald He in bed,- not daring, to store. The German soon mered.away. The house then remained vacant a long time. One night during this time a. tarty of young men returning from a THE HAUNTED HOUSE. danee determined to spend the remain-, der of the night in the haunted house.' On ascending the hill about half a mile' from the old place they discovered that the old building was on fire. Flames were pouring from it in all di rections, and It was evident that it would soon be destroyed. The young men hastened, being eager to witness the end of the structure. To reach the building they had to pass through a strip of woods, which momentarily ob structed the burning building from view. Their astonishment cah be! imagined when they emerged from the woods, quite near the old cabin, to find it standing dark, gloomy and Intact The young men did not stop to make any investigation, but hurried from the spot Of course, it wa3 generally supposed that' the spirit that was playingsuca pranks on the old Ross place was that .of James Travers, and this supposition was confirmed not long since in a re markable manner. A party of citizens of Rockcastle county, determined to thoroughly search the j. remises for some key to the mystery. The floors of the house were taken up and every foot of ground turned up to a considerable depth. But nothing was discovered. An old outhouse which stood in one corner of the neglected yard, which years before had served as a corn crib, was next visited, and the rough floor of that taken Up. Here the searchers, after digging a while, unearthed a man's skeleton. The back of the skull was badly crushed, showing in what manner death had been inflict ed. A printed handbill containing a description of James Travers had been circulated at the time he disappeared, and one of them had been preserved in the circuit clerk's office at Mount Vernon, the county seat of Rockcastle. Therein were described certain defects in the teeth of the missing man. The teeth in the skull unearthed in the old outhouse tallied exactly with the print ed description, and the identity of the skeleton as that of James Travers was established beyond peradventure. The bone3 were given decent burial, and it was hoped that the premises would be rid of the tormenting ghost. The place was immediately rented to a family of negroes. But the burial of the bones had no effect toward quieting the ghost, and the colored people moved away, after being frightened almost to death by the noontide visitor and his unearthly cries. Since then the old house has remained unoccupied and is fast going to decay. CZAR'S EAR CAUSES A STRIKE. Remarkable Credulity of the Russian Peasants Quaintly Illustrated. In the western districts of the Cher son province of Russia there recently occurred a strike of peasants, who res olutely declined to do any more work for the local landowner, says the New York Mail and Express. The police in vestigated the matter, and, according to a St. Petersburg correspondent, gave the following extraordinary reasons for the outbreak: A picture of the present czar was recently sent to all communal councils in Russia, including, of course, those In Cherson. As the picture only presented a side view of the czar, only one ear was visible. This led the'peas ants to believe that the czar really pos sessed only one ear, and the loss of the other they thus accounted for: When Alexander III died (say those peasants) his widow and old adviser began to con fer together, afterward inviting Nicho las II to join them. As soon as Czar Nicholas entered the room he declared that all land in Russia must.be equally divided among the peasants. One of his councilors replied: "As sure as you can not see your own ear you won't di vide the land." The czar thereupon cut off one ear and remarked, "As sure ly as I now see my ear I will divide the land. The peasants in Cherson were so convinced of the truth of this legend that they believed a strike against the landowners would be followed by the intervention of the czar and the divi sion of the land among themselves. The First Lifeboat. The first lifeboat was, curiously enough, devised by a landsman, one Lionel Lukin, a coach builder of Dun mow, in Essex. This man had lost some relatives in the foundering of a vessel at sea, and he set about design ing a vessel which should be unsink able. Having completed his design, he fitted up a coble, which was duly tried, and which was the means of saving various lives. Lukin patented his in vention in November, 1785. The Georgia Editor's Idea. A Georgia editor makes this -bid for public favor: "Get a first-class news paper while you are about it Our con temporary, over the way, keeps this notice at the head of his journal: 'En tered at the postoffice as second-class matter.' You donVwant that kind of a newspaper, do you?" Paper Horseshoes Goad. A scientific paper says that the paper horseshoes now coming into use last longer than those made of steel and do not slip so easily. WAS ONCE A PKISON. PLACE OP CONFEDERATES' CAPTIVITY RECALLED. Thoasaads of Rebel OJscers Conflned to Its Units Daring the War Johnson's Island, Lake Erie, and Its Cemetery of Confederate Bead. Sandusky, O., Correspondence: With the death in this city of the venerable Leonard B. Johnson, a man passed away whose name is, by the circum stances of war inseparably linked with the history of his country. Mr. John son was the owner of the famous island that was made historic by Its occupa tion by the federal government durine the rebellion as a military post for the ucienuon or confederate prisoners of war. Mr. Johnson was born in County Wexford, Ireland, In 1807, and removed from there with his parents to Mont real, Canada, in 1822. He lived there until 1832, when he came to Sandusky, and remained here until his death. He acquired by purchase in 1852 the island which bears his name, and was the owner of the greater portion of it at the time of his death, having only re cently sold fifty acres of it to the Fifth regiment, Ohio National Guard, for use as a permanent camping ground. The government endeavored to obtain pos session of the island at the close of the war for the purpose of establishing a military post there, and offered Mr. Johnson $100,000 for it, but he de clined to part with it. Johnson's island is located at the mouth of Sandusky bay, overlooking Lake Erie, and is about a mile long and a mile and a half wide. It was an Ideal spot for a prison post No prisoner was ever known to escape from it. The grounds were inclosed within a fence twelve feet high, with a platform top, upon which sentinels paced to and fro day and night. To the north Lake Erie stretches away for fifty miles; on the east, separated by three miles of water, lies Sandusky, while west and south of the island are broad stretches of Sandusky bay. Viewed from the deck of a passing steamer In the summer the island looks like a huge emerald In a setting of blue, the' picturesque effect being heightened as the waters, gently stirred by the breeze, break in ripples on the long, low sandy shore or, lashed to fury by the gale, rushes with sullen CONFEDERATE CEMETERY, JOHNSON'S ISLAND, LAKE ERIE. rear against the beach. Today the snowclad island, bound by icy fetters, looks bleak and dreary, and the biting winter winds that come in fitful gusts across the broad expanse of frozen waters sigh mournfully through the barren branches of the trees. The island was used almost exclu sively as a prison for officers, the to tal number confined there from first to last aggregating over 15,000. The first prisoners were taken there in April, 1862, and in September, 1865, the last of them were sent to Fort Lafayette, and Johnson's island was abandoned as a prison post. The men confined on Johnson's island represented the flow er of the chivalry of the south. They were largely professional men and planters, among them being many who were prominent in science, literature and art These men were treated during the period of their imprisonment as be fitted men of their station in life, so far as circumstances would permit, of course. They were lodged in comfort able houses, provided with suitable clothing, and their tables were fur nished with an abundance of the sub stantial and many of the luxuries. They were subjected to no petty ty ranny, but, on the contrary, were granted privileges enjoyed by prison ers at no other military post in the north, an exception being made in'thelr LEONARD B. JOHNSON. ease, because as a class they were con sidered superior to ordinary prisoners, and were put upon their honor in many instances where it "-rould have been hazardous to have trusted men with lees scrupulous regard for their words. This trust was never betrayed but once, and that was through outside In fluence. It was when Jacob Thomp son, formerly secretary of the interior under Buchanan; Major C. H. Cole of the Fifth Tsnnessee confederate regi ment; Major Thomas Hinds of Bow ling Green and several others hatched a conspiracy for the liberation of all t&e confederate prisoners in the north. Their object was to capture the man-of-war Michigan, which was at that time on Lake Erie, seize the steamer Pailo Parsons, running between San- viMMHMMMMEAiflEw iJBJBjna ft w j dusky and the Islands at the head of Lake Erie, and release the 25,000 con federates, of whom 4,000 were on John son's island, 8,000 at Camp Douglas, near Chicago; 9,000 at Camp Chase, near Columbus, and 4,000 at Camp Morton, near Indianapolis. Then with the aid of over 10,000 other confeder ates and northern sympathizers who had congregated at various points to aid In the consummation of the plot, they hoped to strike a fatal blow at the union at a time when, according to the calculations of the conspirators, Gen eral Early was to lay siege to Wash ington and thus make it impossible for the federal government to send troops to the points to be attacked. A part of the program was carried out Colonel Cole, who had been de puted to capture the Philo Parsons, did so' and sailed away with her. But the conspiracy to seise 'the Michigan anr liberate the 25.000 confederates failed and Cole and his men were captured. Their betrayer was Colonel Johnson of Kentucky, a prisoner on Johnson's island, who, seized with remorse for the act, committed suicide shortly af terward. Cole was tried and sentenced to be shot, the execution to take place on Johnson's island. But influential friends interceded for him and his sen tence was commuted to life imprison ment. He was taken to Fort La fayette in 1865, remaining there one year, was then pardoned out and is now living on a ranch in Texas. The men captured with him were subjected to a few years' imprisonment and were then pardoned. Thus ended one of the most gigantic conspiracies of the war for the overthrow of the north. the -'Smartest Dog." John N. Conover, the liveryman, has perhaps the most intelligent dog In all this country. He Is a shepherd and is valued very highly by his owner. George Coffey went out home with Mr. Conover a few days ago and upon his reutrn related the following to a rep resentative of the News: "Well, sir, John Conover has got the smartest dog I ever saw, and if he was mine I wouldn't take $100 for him. I was out at John's today and it was raining. The dog was lying by the stove and John said to him, calling him by name: 'This fire is about out; go and get a stick of wood.' The dog sprang up, went hastily to the woodhouse and returned with a stick in his mouth. Mr. Conover then remarked: 'Go up stairs and get my old hat.' The sum- mons was obeyed, and in two minutes Mr. Conover was presented with hia hat, but it was not the one he wanted, so he told the dog to take it back and bring another one, describing It, and this time no mistake was made. He then said to the dog: It is raining: go and see that the cattle are in the field convenient to the barn.' The dog started with a yelp, and it was not long until he came in, satisfying his master that his orders had been obey ed." Columbus (Ky.) News. The Cat Came Back. Two months ago the office cat at the M. and C. railroad office disappeared and it was generally believed that she had been killed. To the surprise of those around the railroad office, the cat came back the other morning from a long journey. The animal had got into a car of merchandise billed to St Louis and had been locked up in it. When the car was opened at the latter place the cat jumped out. The animal was placed in the office there, but the St Louis railroad men soon tired of her and decided to send the cat back to this city. She was placed in a through car with a note telling the circumstances. She reached here early this morning. The cat seemed glad to be at home again. She had traveled over 500 miles altogether and was nearly starved. Middletown (O.) Correspondent of the Cincinnati Commercial-Tribune. The Very Xeirest Accent. The fashionable accent is another important matter to be considered by the maid who desires to seem one of the society elect She must avoid a lisp unless she wishes to brand herself a half century behind the times. The broad "a" of the Anglomaniac has also seen its best days. The sodthern drawl with Its apparent indifference to the existence of the average first syllable, Is threadbare. To be up to date from a local point of view it is necessary to cultivate a soft, low voice, an enuncia tion so distinct that occasionally you convey the impression that the capi tal letter is at the end of the word, and a certain vivacity of utterance that throughout Europe is associated with the modern American girl. Potato Patties. Boil some potatoes and mash them. When cold put a layer in some rather deep patty pans, previously greased and sprinkled with bread crumbs. Over this put a layer of nicely seasoned minced beef or mutton, moistened with a little gravy. Cover each patty-pan with a layer of the potato, sprinkle with grated cheese and bake till brown. A-roid the Carriage. . Bicycling unfits a man for the work of wheeling a baby carriage. The han dle bars on the carriage do not suit him. They a:r so high that he cannot crook his back enough, and he misses the bell that is to warn other baby carriages from the sidewalk. New Or leans Picayune. SOMETHING NEW IN FICTION. A Style S-MTSeste-l by th. Great BJeetrt- A nomadic electrical engineer and inventor, recently returned from the Pacific coast, relates the following story in the Electrical Engineer: "A few weeks ago a great American eagle, which had been born and brought up in California, and was, therefore, a sound-money advocate, was making is visit In the vicinity of Fresno, CaL While he was waiting around on the mountainside for his friends to appear he became weary and decided to alight in some convenient place for an inter val of rest He happened to land on one of the barb wires ot the electric transmission line coming down from the mountains into Fresno. While en joying his siesta am eagle came along whom the California Mrd at tret mte-, took for one ot his' friends. The stranger also made the mistake of sap posing that the California esgle was a friend of his. consequently he alight ed on another wire ot the transmis sion line directly opposite and began a conversation. In the course of the talk It was discovered that the new comer was a Nevada bird, and conse quently a rabid free-silverlte. It is much the same with the feathered things of the air as it is with human being3; that is to say. that the course of conversation naturally turned to, politics and from that to a discussion o? the money question. The crisis came when the birds passed from words to blows. The man who saw the fight 13 not exactly certain in his own mind who struck first, but he is positive that when the beaks of the two eagles met the only thing that he could see was a cloud of smoke and a flash of lightning. Closer investiga tion revealed the fact that Immedi ately under the perches formerly oc cupied by the two eagles were two pairs of claws, two beaks and several bushels of scorched and pungent feath ers scattered over the scenery. Tho puff of smoke Included the balance oi the remains. But here Is where tho real damage was done. When these two eagles crossed their bills they short-circuited the line and caused an arc, which was maintained for somo minutes, between the two opposite sides of the line, until the copper was melted through and the circuit was broken. A search party was sent forth to discover the cause of the lack of electric power in Fresno, and it was several hours before the damage was repaired. The linemen who straighten ed out the tangle have preserved the beaks and claws of the birds and sev eral of the feathers found on tho ground. This is all the proof that any sane man would require as to the actu al occurrence I have described." China's Great Albamea Tmctory. Near Chingklang, China, is a great albumen factory, for the utilization of the duck eggs which are produced In that region in enormous quantities, flocks of 4,000 and 5,000 ducks being by no means uncommon. The eggs are broken at the rate of from 40,000 to 60,000 per day by women, who separate the whites from the yolk, the former being carefully cleaned and dried until they resemble flshglue, when they are packed In 400-pound cases lined with zinc. The yolks are passed through sieves Into twenty-five gallon recep tacles, mixed with a salt and borax so lution, packed in 500-pound barrels, and used in Europe. The albumen finds a ready market in Great Britain, France and Germany. Aceoanted For. Katie Well, you-Jj a sight! I fought you said you could lick Mickey Dugan standin' on yer head an wit' bote yer hands tied behind yer back. Patsey So I could, but de slob wouldn't fight dat way. Puck. PITH AND POINT. "John, what are 'figures of speech? " "Please, ma'am, words like too, for. and ate." Puck. Trivvet I believe in giving the devil his due. Dicer But why do you make him a preferred creditor? Puck. Miss Demure Why should I let you kiss me? Jack Dashing Because I won't kiss you if you don't Puck. DorothyHave you read that article on "How to be Beautiful?" Anna Yes; but I think the best way is to be born so. Puck. Sabbath School Teacher How do we know that our days are numbered? Johnny Squanch By looking at the calendar, ma'am. Puck. John Doe I wonder what caused Go bang to collapse. I am told he is suf fering from nervous prostration. Rich ard Roe Yes. He sat down in a game of poker with a man who stuttered. Puck. Mr. Saphead They say that all beau tiful people are weak-minded, don't you know. Miss Pretty That may all be, Mr. Saphead; but you must not forget that all weak-minded people are not beauties. Puck. African Explorer (dumfounded) What, you, Clarence Vere de Vere, in the heart of darkest Africa! What la the world are you doing here? Clar ence Vere de Vere I'm wearing the neckties Miss Darling gave me for Christmas. I promised hT I would, you know! Puck. Aunts and Uncles "All that ails you," said the plain-spoken man, "i3 laziaess. 'Go to the ant, thou sluggard. Consider her ways and be wise. " "I guess I'll have to," sighed young Ard up. "I've gone to my uncle so often there's nothing left that I can get a farthing on." Odds and Ends. A Commendation "How barbarous! she exclaimed, as she looked at a picture of a tattooed woman. "Well," remarked her father, "the idea has its advantage as a mode of feminine deco ration. It doesn't obstruct the view of those who happen to sit behind her at the theater." Washington Star. Conflicting Evidence "Was that a man's valise, or a woman's, that the police found down by the railroad track?" asked the city editor. "I dun no," answered the police reporter. "There was nothing in ii but one of Zola's stories, a copy of "The Dolly Dialogues,' a paper sack of caramels, and a pack ot cigarettes." Inrtiaaapte- 1M, i 3 -m ' ' - j?ijf--i.- j5(j;j.T - KSTi-t, & - . . . " sr, - - , tir .JT ' . j . 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