&P 0iirm x V-' '&? ;r vfc" -jf i . . 4. i . . -JFS &. VOLUME XXVIL NUMBER 41. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 20, 1897. WHOLE NUMBER 1,393. amm 5 a . . '&&? : . mi-?. && sr K- It , y -:' r r- & i fc . fpi M " I :- ". i .; . ..: ... . . . . ?" . THE JUMPING BICYCLE E was a genius at any rate, he himself often said so. TVitfc consider able fervor. One evening he came in tired and hot and very grimy but fairly brim misg over tflth joy. "Hullo, Jim!" he cried. "It's an right. I've succeeded at last!" "Wfiat's the matter?" I inquired. "Oh, -u rant to knox, do you. he. said. "You're very curious, for a "wonder. "But there is no reason now . "s.y I should cot tell you about it . nd . n show the working of the ma iw ine. And you can prepare yoursell fj.0- bo very much astonished." it-He u-as right in saying that I was curious about his machine. I "was. Id folio-arms his infractions, I. was in the garden the next afternoon at 5 o'clock, anxious to see the invention that was to revolutionize the icorld. When he came he brought with him ft bicycle. "Hello." he cried, as soon as he saw me. "What do you think of this? A beauty, isn't it?" . I looked. It was not an ordinary ulcycle, but one more heavily built, with numerous additional cogs and cranks and an air cylinder like that of an air brake. ' "What on earth is this clumsy thing . for?" I exclaimed. "Clumsy be hanged!" he replied, ir ritably. "My dear fellow, if you will start criticising anything before you understand it. how can you ever ex pect to get on in life? Now, follow me and I will explain it all. You remem ber my remarking some weeks ago how extraordinary it was that as yet no one had hd the intelligence to in vent a traveling machine whielf could surmount obstacles in its path, like a horse, by jumping over them. Very well; hero you have the first mechan ical invention to do so. This bicycle is not an ordinary wheel, which loses half its usefulness and charm by being compelled to keep to the roads. This is the famous Jumping bicycle I have had in my head so long. Observe, this cylinder is full of air at a high pres Eure. As you .see by this little gauge. . it now stands at 150 pounds to the square inch. Tbe cylinder i3 con structed to bear a pressure of 400. These four bars with Joints in them are connected with the cylinder by means of the cranks and cogs which you see; they play the part of a horsed legs; the Joints are. of course, the knees. Xow, how simple the whole thing is. At my right hand I have a tiny lever, with the powers marked 'easy,' 'strong' and 'full.' Oh. by the way, I forgot to remark that, as even you can possibly understand, there is an immense waste of power in the or dinary bicycle. Going down a steep hill, for instance, enough power is generated tc run the bicycle on a level road for four to Gvc miles. All this liitl rlo wasted energy I have uti iizpj in compressing the air in the cyl inder. When I come to an obstacle say 1 want to get across a ditch I press the lever to 'easy, and the ma chine takes a leap in the air of about eighteen inches, -while the forward impetus carries us easily to the other side. If I put the lever on 'strong, I can take a jump of six or seven feot; r - t-! fJL IV ..1 'V-'ir--- r -V a -tj a :,-d THE GENIUS WAS OVERTURNED. while the "full' power means a leap of anything from twelve to twenty-five in height. In poin of fact, it would only require a hard run of about a couple cf miles to generate sufficient power to carry me over a telepraph wire or a small house." At this point there was a loud clang and hiss of escaping air and the bicy cle made a. vigorous daih for freedom. The genius was pulled Violently up the ga-den and overturned, while the bi cycle made several futile attempts to leap the fence at the end. It failed, however, and the genius, after several ineffectual trials, succeeded in putting the lever back to "stop." In a Ct of absentmindtdness he had shifted it to "easy." Ke led the machine back again and began explaining breathlessly. "Confound the thing." he growled; "I juLt touched the lever to see if it was in proper orderand it went off. Oh. for gccdnes3 sake, don't stand laughing like an idiot! I believe you are the- most irritating man in the world. Kere, hold this, while I brush isyself." "When he had finished he said he would not try the bicycle until S o'clock. I assented to the wisdom of this and said that then nobody would be about if the thing ran away with him again. He turned on me fiercely. , "I tell you I have the machine under the most absolute, perfect control." T reolied that this was obvious. Thereupon he completely lost his temper and after making several un founded suggestions as to the condi tion, of my mind, stalked into the house. However, at tea he generously forgave me and became enthusiastic once more and said he would write out an agreement giving me a third share in his invention before he went . to bed which share represented, ac cording to some close and intricate cal culations of his, a capital sum of 240,000. Then he borrowed half a sovereign from me for a couple of days in the kindest possible manner and said he didn't mind me at alL be cause he understood me and knew that there was not a bit of harm in roe. The next morning I met him as agreed. The first trial of the machine tos to take place down the Chalk hill, as it is called, This is a stats, grassy . n JJ 1. h 'V -& 2 i Incline, with a brick wall about six feet high running along the bottom. He was going to leap the wall; though, if I had been he, I think 1 should have chosen something softer than brick to experiment on. I did the best I could, though, by preparing the ground on the other side of the wall with the garden tools until the Eoil was beautifully soft and loose quite an ideal place to fall on. I didn't tell the genius about my foresight, in this matter; he had such a wretched way of sitting on a fellow. He said he would try it on the road, though we begged him to desist. He raid the hill was not long enough; he found that what he wanted was not so much a hill as a good, long, level run. He also proposed that I should get on an ordinary beyele and accompany him; so I left Polly and mounted my machine. At this time the machine was act ing in a very peculiar manner and seemed to have taken the bit in its teeth,-so to ' speak.--It-began iOTtaac along the road with the speed of a runaway horse, shying at every post and making spasmodic jumps at the slightest obstacles. By the most fu rious riding I was able to get along side and excitedly advised the geniu3 to hurl himself from the demoniacal machine and risk the consequences. He didn't hear me, or if he did he paid no attention. He had an in tense, far-away look in his eyes and seemed to havs no interest in mere earthly matters. The machine, re joicing in its newly found power, put on an extra spurt and drew well ahead of mc, making the most extraordinary leaps from time- to time. Wa Were now close to the village, and the few people still lingering about commenced to take a lively in terest in the proceedings, especially the constable, who is a very stutborn and officious person and seems io think that if it were not for him the nation and the law would fall to pieces, so I cannot say I feel very sorry for him he should attend more to his own business. When he saw the icycle coming he shoyted to the rider to stop. To this th& genius gave no heed, and the constable prepared for action. He ran out into the middle of the road and clutched at the genius as he flew by. Unluckily for him. he missed com pletely and the front wheel of the machine smote him heavily in the 'oose ribs, leaving him a dusty and disheveled wreck on the side of the read. When I passed him he was slowly recovering and I judged from hia expression that his emotions were violent and mingled. We fled along the main street amid a horrible clat ter. At the end of the village the road makes a sharp turn to the left and I knew that this would be the decisive point in the genius' furious career. If he could but turn the corner he would have a nearly straight road in front of him for three miles. If he could not, there was the ten-foot wall of the ladies' ceminary to be sur mounted. I confess I had no hopes whatever, either of his turning the corner or of his forcing the bicycle to take the jump. The machine now seemed to be pulling itself together for a final struggle, which fact the genius seemed to grasp, and he groaned audibly as he tried to pull the handles round in order to take the turn. But the bicycle was too much for him. It was a splendid effort; indeed, 1 never saw such a tremendous jump so gallantly attempted. But, as it hap pened, the plucky bicycle just landed on the top of the wall and with a hor rid crash both machine and rider fell at the feet of a procession of fourteen young ladies who were about to tako their daily airing. The bicycle used the last of the compressed air in the cylinder to deliver several violent kicks at the- renius as he lay 6a the ground. He will be carried down from his bedroom into the garden some time to morrow afternoon, and the doctor says that if his collar-bone sets well he will be fairly sound in about another week. SIR JOSEPH LISTER. Humanity's Gr-at Debt to Him A Rev olution in Sursery. Sir Joseph Lister acknowledges his supreme indebtedness to Pasteur for the discovery that putrefaction was a fennentat'.on due to microbes, which ccald not arise de novo from the de composable substance, says Scribner's. With this as a basis the great surgeon persisted, in the face of much opposi tion, in perfecting a simple antiseptic dressing that is, one which would de stroy any microbes that could fall on the wound and purify the surgeon's hands and instruments. His success accomplished a veritable revolution in surgery. To select a single instance: The general hospital dt Munich had come to such a state of unhealth that fully SO per cent of all wounds were infected by the poisonous gangrene. A surgeon was sent to England to learn the new "Listerism." and after his re turn not a single case of hospital gan grene appeared in the Munich Kran kenhats. Many allied dangers were totally destroyed by this gospel of cleanliness, and in addition the suffer ing of patients during necessary opera tions was vastly relieved, owing to the absence of inflammation. The most conservative savants estimate that the Lister antiseptic has increased the field of remedial surgery twen.yfold and that the mortality of hazardous opera tions has been reduced from probably 50 per cent to something like 1 per cent With antiseptic treatment the skull, even the viscera, can be safely entered for operation, and it is literally true that modern surgery can without dan ger remove any part of the human organism which is not itself essential .o life- Body Falls from CotOn. During the funeral services over the body of J. Frank Williams, a promi nent citizen of Seaford, Del., the floor of the room gave way and precipitated the entire party a distance of eight feet into the cellar. The casket was broken and the corpse rolled out Several women fainted, and great, excitement prevailed, but no one was seriously in jured. Exchange. JTotUaff. Lawyer (in-vestigating client's story) Now, ,you must keep nothing from me. Client I haven't I paid you every cent I had in the world for your retainer. Tid-Bits. BIC COMET COMING OUR WAY. A. Sp'eadJd TrsTeler Dae to Be KltTkls Hainan Tkloa la 1911. Haliey's comet i3 coming back the comet which in the year 106S shed a celestial splendor over the Norman conquest and whose terror-inspiring visit was commemorated by the hand of Queen Matilda In the Bayeaux ! tapestry, says the Providence Journal; the comet that in i435, the year of the battle of Belgrade, scared the Turk and Christian alike and was anathematized by a bull from the pope; the comet whose strange, scimiter form stiil chilled the marrow of the ignorant and superstitious at its latest return In 1835. It Is yet far away, but the eye of science sees it, already within the orbit of Neptune, rushing sunward and earthward with constantly increas ing velocity as it falls along the steep curve of its orbit. And a call to arms, a call for preparation, has just been issued from one of the chief watch- towers of astronomy. "Prof.' Glassfrtipp announces that the computing "Bureau established by tht Russian Astronom ical society has undertaken the calcu lation of the true path of Haliey's comet with a view to predicting the exact date of the next return. He hopes that astronomers acquainted with unpublished observations of the comet will communicate the informa tion to the society. After its peri helion the comet was watched retreat ing out into space until May, 1S36. when it was finally swallowed from sight It will be in perihelion again about 1911, but with the great telescopes now in existence, and the greater ones that may then have been constructed, it is probable that the comet will be de tected coming sunward a year or more earlier than that The fact that the labor of computing the precise time of its return is already about to be gin gives assurance that the next time It will not be a question of how many days, but rather of how many hours, or even minutes, the calculations will be in error. BEFO THE VA." rba Sunset Then Were Far Mor4 lloautlfu!. Southerners who lived in more luxury before the war than they have been able to do since have a very natural way of dating everything by compar ing every event of the present time to those palmy days "befo the wa," says the Country Gentleman. It is quite un necessary to add that all things suffer by the comparison. It was the custom of the guests at the sanitarium to as semble on the perches just before sun down, to watch the retiring process of old Sol as he slipped away to bed be hind Mount Pisgah, one of the loftiss1 peaks of the Blue range. Some of the guests were asserting they could see the gray hairs on the back of the "Rat," another elevation, so called from its resemblance to that animal. A little patch of fleecy clouds had evidently caught fast on the pines in passing a cliff, and some one said Eeancatcher peak was Girting with Beaumont; while the Balsam range, others said, had al ready put on a nightcap of mist, with now and then a blue-black peak pro jecting above the clouds. Otherwise not a cloud W23 to be seen save a few mackerel scales just above the waster- horizon. Just as but half of the sun's : orb was left in view and shadows were rapidly deepening and the last depart ing shafts of sunlight were gliding th: domes of the most lofty hills and every one was all but spoechless with admira tion at the splendor of the sunset, one woman, a northerner and a newcomer was able to keep her tongue going. "Oh, I do think," she was saying to a southern lady, "that it is the most ex quisite sunset I ever saw; tell me, is it a custom down here for the sun to set like that?" "Oh, that's nothing," was the reply; "you should have seen it befo' the wa'!" Asparagus for t!ic Czar. The asparagus served at the Elysee banquet cost the respectable sum o! 3 francs per piece, or 33 francs the bundle, and any one fond of reckon ing may form a guess as to the prob able total ccst of this course alone and the amount consumed among 200 guests. Still, the price was not un reasonable, all things considered, as asparagus during the month of October has hitherto been an unrealized dream of cultivators, who so far have enly managed with the greatest difficulty tc raise a poor apology for the real vege table in December by means of hot houses and unceasing care and pains. Every one knows ths difference be tween the latter and fresh spring asparagus; but that placed before the czar was freshly ait and in no wh!: inferior to the very best grown in April or May. The expensive dainty cami frcm the far-famed garden of Carpen tras, whence all the finest produce ol the kind in Paris comes, and the grow ers cf that district are justly proud of their latest success, which has excited much interest in horticultural circles, and will no doubt do lasting good te the growers. Gentlewoman. The Upper Air. Scientific curiosity knows no bounds. One of its latest manifestations is the ittempt of Messieurs Basancon and Hermite at Paris to ascertain the com position of the air at great heights ibove the earth. For this purpose they send up balloons containing an instru ment invented by Monsieur Hermite, which consists of a tube exhausted of lir and fitted with a valve which auto matically opens at a time fixed in ar rance. As soon as air has rushed into the tube the valve closes. The height it which the tube was filled i3 known j$ means of a self-recording barome .er. No important aiscoyery has yet seen achieved with this instrument. 2ut interesting results are expected Iroiii it It is the converse cf the in struments which are used to bring up specimens of vater from great depths n the sea. Death Brought CIOO.OCO. Life insurance to the amount of $100. HW was recently paid to the widow of Sdson Keith, who committed suicide in Chicago some months ago. The Cherre Pongee gourd, which rrows in Iniia, increases its leagta three times dally for thirty-four days. The cemeteries of the city of Lon ion cover over 2,000 seres of ground, t Mp 1i"WiW PKUbLbM 9 That lovely orange-colored .object which gleams with unmatched splendor high up In the eastern sky cvry cleaf evening just now is the planet Mari Although one of the smallest of the eight large bodies which revolve around the sun. it has probably excited more popular interest than either the giant Jupiter, with his belts and great red spot, or Saturn, encircled with a ring that makes Tammany and the circus manager turn green with envy. Mars has only half the eartll's diameter, and only about one-seventh its Weight hut it is believed to he more nearly in the same condition as the earth than any other extra terrestrial sphere, in the solar svsteia. And susDicions"haTe been entertained that perhaps it might even he inhabited by turkey-eatfng7 ncvel-reading, opera-loving, cigarette smoking mortals like human beings. Hence, whenever the earth catches lip with it in the race around the sun, as it does once in every twentsix months, and comes within hailing dis tance Of the ruddy little ball, astron omers scrutinize it eagerly. Just now the earth is running about neck and neck with it, and will continue to do so for two or three weeks to come. On December 10 the earth, which has the inside track, crosses a straight line drawn from the sun to Mars, and the latter is then said to be "in opposition" to the sun. Distances from the Earth. The earth does not approach Mars as closely at this opposition as it does sometimes. His orbit is much more elliptical than the earth's, and the two are farther apart lii some places than in others. In early August, 1S92, they came within 35,000,000 miles of each other, and Mars then spanned an angle cf nearly twenty-seven seconds; in Oc tober he was 40,000,000 miles away at the nearest &d na1 a diameter of twenty-three and a half seconds; and this time his least distance will be 52, GOO.OOO miles and his diameter only eighteen seconds. A partial compensa tion for this diminished size, however, is found in the greater elevation of the planet above the southern horizon, when it crosses the meridian. On sev eral recent occasions it was so low that atmospheric impurities embarrassed :he astronomers who studied the Mar tian surface; but on the present occa sion the circumstances are exceptional iv favorable in this respect " now great an advantage this is will be partially realized when one recalls the controversy recently started m re gard to the extent of the atmosphere of Mars. This has been considered less than that of the earth's, but still rather considerable. One class of evidence ad duced in support of such a notion was that which Huggins, Vogel and other astronomical spectroscopics believed t'nt thev had found years ago. In the spectrum of Mars they detected lines indicative of the presence of water va por, and this created the necessity for an aerial envelope in which the water vapor could be suspended. During the opposition of 1S94. however, Professor V.. Wr. Campbell, of the Lick observa tory made spectroscopic observations which led him to suspectthat the moist ure previously detected was really in the earth's own atmosphere, and not in the environment of Mars. In fact. he was inclined to believe that that planet was almost or quite as devoid of air as the moon, which is credited with an exceedingly small quantity. Professor Campbell's announcement of these observations and convictions cre ated a sensation in the astronomical world. The question is now regarded as an open one, and special researches will doubtless be undertaken at the present time with a view to its settle ment The Seas and Canals. Another problem which is receiving a greSt deal of attention relates to those dark areas hitherto called "seas" and the narrower lines called "canals." Are they really bodies and streams of wa ter, or are they masses and streaks of vegetation? Perhaps three-fourths of the surface of Mars has a hue almost uniformly yellowish-red. Pretty much all of the northern hemisphere (shown in the lower half of the drawings, be cause an astronomical telescope inverts the image), and a large portion of the southern hemisphere, present such an appearance. This area has generally been taken for a land surface. A large tract surrounding the south pole, and some detached, oblong patches near it are greenish-blue in color, and were long thought to be oceans and seas. The narrow lines called canals, which are not over fifteen or twenty miles wide, and which intersect the conti nental area, are also dark, sometimes definitely black and sometimes only gray, bat strongly resembling in color the somhre-hued regions just men tioned. Now, while these various markings have been seen often enough in exactly the same position to give them an ap pearance of permanence, and to make possible an elaborate chart of the Mar tian surface, they have, exhibited some puzzling changes of outline and tint It will sosetimes happen that a so called sea will fcesharply denned. On other occasions its edges are vague, their color shading away to a pale gray, scarcely distinguishable from conti nental borders which have also lo3t something oftheir characteristic hue, 'Moreover, the extent cf the "seas" is -greater at one time than at another. SCHIAPAHELLI'S 3IAP OF MARS. ' . islil'sa JUsl afessV A10UT MARS. w it J-,' noticeable encroachments of the 'k areas upon the bright ones have tecofded. Then again, the "ca- " are more numerous at one time at another: And the phenomsnou doubling, first observed abciit fifteen ago by the Milanese astronomer iparelli, is also visible only at cer- in times,- aid to very different de es of abundance; The Seajons of Mars. much as the axis of Mars is tilt- over like the earth's only a little sd the ruddy planet has seasons. gradual disappearance of white iches around the poles; presumably low, every summer, ana tne icrma- m of dark belta around these shnnk- '"areas are among the best known of the seasonal changes on Mars; "hot the other variations referred to have also been found to be related, to a great extent, with the time of year at which the observation was made. It was not an unreasonable surmise, then, that the occasional encroachment of dark areas on the bright ones might represent an inundation of low-lying and almost perfectly level lands, in consequence of a slight rise of the sea. If, as is credible, the Martian oceans are very shallow, one can understand why their color fades out near the edges, and how the' access a! a little water from the polar regions might produce the effect observed. So. too, with the canals. If they are veritable water courses, and if the little dark spots at their intersections be "lakes" (as they have sometimes been called), their visibility and the duplication of both canals and lakes might well be dependent on the time and plentitude of the water supply from the poles. Schiaparelii, however, has suggested that the variations in the sizeand color of the dark markings might possibly bo due to "changes of egetaticn over a vast area," and cvej the result of "agricultural labor and irrigation upon a large scale." At the same time, hs emphasizes the paucity of the informa tion on the subject. ?nd observes, with true scientific caution, that the wide liberty of supposition thus afforded "constitutes the gravest obstacle to ac quisition of well-founded notions." No definite prcof of thn existence of either vegetables or animil life on Mars has yet been afforded, although the pre sumption . in favor of the former is probably stronger than that in support of the latter. Are the Dark Areas Vegetation? Professor William H. Pickering has also advanced the theory that the dark areas on Mars represent vegetation. His most effective argument is that light reflected from them is not "po larized," as it should he if they are water, except in the case of the tempo rary belt formed around the melting polar cap. It would seem to be of the utmost importance, therefore, that careful tests be made with the polari scope by other skilled astronomers at this opposition, to verify or disprove Prof. Pickering's statement Percival Lowell, of Boston, who. erected a special observatory at Flagstaff, Ariz., in 1S34 for the study of Mars, imagines that the canals are belts of vegetation lining water couvses that are much narrower and consequently are themselves in visible here. He thus assumes that Mars has inhabitants of as much in telligence and engineering skill as men possess: but he is almost alone in con sidering the case proven. If one will observe the distinction between natural growths, like forest and prairie, on the one hand, and, on the other, the arti ficial flower bed and market garden, he will find it easy to accept the vege tation theory in a general way, without going so far as the enthusiastic Bos tcnian docs. It ought to h pointed out in this con nection that Mr. Lowell speaks of the changes In tint and size of the dark areas and the development of the canals as being gradual; but the veteran Italian expert, who is everywhere re garded the highest authority on this subject, describes some of these phe nomena, and especially the duplication of the canals and lakes, as occurring rather suddenly. Of course, the abrupt ness with which these things are first observed may be due to some extent to obscurities in the Martian atmo sphere and the earth's own, which would hide for several days a gradual change. Then, with a rapid improve ment in the conditions of seeing, the situation would be mere distinctly and unexpectedly revealed. A further com parison of notes as to the rapidity with which these alterations occur is, ap parently, greatly needed. It might as sist in determining the nature of the dark patches and lines. The "DoabliBE" Phenomenon. The fact that both canals and lries Cilr. Lowell calls the latter "oases") are sometimes doubled, the duplicate lyfcg exactly parallel with and about 3v-enty-five or a hundred miles away from the original, renders the theory of con struction by the inhabitants of Mars a still more difficult one to accept It i3 hard to understand the motive for an arrangement Then again, while it is conceivable that a system of cross ca nals and gates might account for the time intervals between the appearance cf cne twin and the other, the seeming rapidity with which the latter develops, Often within twenty-four hours, is not easily reconciled with what we have I observed in connection with terrestrial vegetaUon alon rtifi5il water-conrs ea. Thfrt is another queer thing about the "geminatfea" tha la"5es. Their shapes differ greatly, !tm tZZe l time, as It they were the prcew-w o accident rather than design. For in stance, fsmefilcs Is at the intersection of the canals Euphrates (running north and south) aad Protonilus (running tast and west). Now, 6a December 23, 1SS1, Schiaparelii perceived that the latter was double, and there were two !2!ws. one north of the other, and both greatly elongated in an east and west direction. The lakes were, lit fact, bands continu ous with the channels of Protoniras, but much wider. But oil May 27, ISSS, th distinguished Italian discovered Eu phrates double and Protonilus single Ismehics was again a pair of twins, but utterly unlike tho twin lakes of 1S81. In the first place, ieir positions relatively to each other were different One was due west of the other. Sec ondly, their shape was changed. Tfiey were round, not elongated. A large number of such cases can be eitedV which cannot, easily be explained on any theory of design, but which strong ly suggest mere chance. At the next opposition of Mars, late in January. 1S99, the planet will be still farther away from the earth than he i3 this time, but at an equally good elevation. The outlook for new and startling revelations during the next few years is not, therefore, particularly good. REFLECTIONS IN A CHAPEL. Large Brass Cross Which Serves a a Slirror. Recently the governor of one of out county prisons was greatly perplexed by the discovery that the female crim inals in hi3 charge managed in some mysterious manner to ascertain the presence flf every Individual man oa the other side cf the impervious divid ing barrier which separates the male from the female worshipers in the jail chapel, says the London Hospital. One 5f the women inadvertently made an exclamation, showing that she had suddenly become aware that ler hus band was within the same walla, al though his presence ought, according to the rules, to have been completely unknown to her. None of the officers could account for an unpermitted knowledge which was found to be shared by all other women. At last a very careful examination of the chapel gave an explanation of the mystery. Although strictly divided, as we have said, both the male and the female prisoners faced the altar in their seats and over it had been fixed a very large brass cross against the wall, so highly polished as to form a very good mirror, and in its clear surface the women saw the reflection of every man as he passed to his place and had enjoyed the spec tacle with impunity till the wife's affec tion overcame her discretion. The' brass cross instantaneously disap peared. A Boy with a Quick TTlt. George Pomeroy was a very mis chievous boy in school, but quick to think of some means to escape punish ment when caught in a scrape. When in the sixth grade his cousin from New York state was visiting him, and one day they went to school to gether. They sat in a double seat be hind the high stove and were having a good time, but becoming rather noisy the attention of the teacher was attracted and she stole down unno ticed by either until she was just in front of them. Eefore she could reDri- mand them, however, George arose perfectly composed and said: "Pardon me. teacher Miss Pavne. this is my cousin, Frank White, from Buffalo, who with his parents is visit ing us. Mother would be pleased to have you call." The introduction and invitation were so naturally and 'cordially given the teacher could not repress a smile, and, it is needless to say, no punishment was given. Stole Clothes from Corpses. Tramps are causing a good deal of trouble in certain localities in western Kansas. They open newly made graves and exchange clothing with the corpses. The dead bodies, after being attired in the old clothes, are placed back in their graves to await Gabriel's signal. Exchange. Hilled While Felling a Tree. On Files creek, W. Va., while G. W. Daniels and Vincent Louk were cutting a tree, a splinter rebounded as the trunk broke from the stump, striking Louk, and killing him instantly. He wa3 20, and had been married six months. Exchange. WORTHY WORDS. The slander of some people 13 as great a recommendation a3 the praises cf others. Fielding. Let us bind love with duty, for duty. i3 the love of law, and law is the na ture of the eternal. George Eliot. Things divine are not attainable by mortals who understand sensual things, but only the light-armed arrive at tho summit Zoroaster. Every man feels instinctively that all the beautiful sentiments in the worlij weigh lss than a single lovely action. James Russell Lowell. Liberty is the right and the duty ol the human soul; he who pretends ts enslave the conscience must desira tc enchain the body. MazzinL That there should one man die igno rant who had capacity for knowledge this I call tragedy, were it to happen more than twenty times in the minute. Carlyle. To pardon those absurdities in our selves, which we cannot suffer in others, is neither better ncr worse thou to be more willing to be fools ourselves, than to have others so. Pope. No quality will ever get a man more friends that a sincere admiration of the qualities of others. It indicates gener osity of nature, frankness, cordiality and cheerful recognition of merits. Dr. Johnson. Virtue" is not a mushroom, that sprlngeth up of itself in one night when we are.asleep, or regard it not; but a delicate plant, that groweth slowly and" tehdjily, needing much pains to cultivate it, much care to guard it, much time to mature it, in our untoward soil, in this world's an- kindly weather. Barrow. SOME H0K0SC0PES. FEATURES OF LIFE INDICATED BY THE PLANETS. Boat laatnletloM to Applicants for Free Readlas Fall -ae ami AU 4raa Xast Aic pay Every Letter -Frigate Keadinc. HE Astrologer in sists that every ap plicant for a free reading in these columns must give full name and ad dress. The answer will be by initial unless some other means of identifi cation is adopted v srinlicant It you do not fcnow the exact date or hour of birth send TWO two-cent staaips for- ' special - instructions Every request for a horoscope wilt he answered in it turn. Several hundred, have already been filed. Fer sons wishing private readings by mail, at once, must inclose TWELVE two cent stamps. Address all letters to Prof. O. W. Cunningham, Dept L 10 1 South Clinton street. Chicago, III. This week's horoscopes are as follows: X. V. Z Crrtr, Xeb. You are a mixture of the signs Aries, which Mars rules, and Taurus, which Venus rules, and therefore Mars and Venus are yocr ruling planets. You are medium height or above; medium to light complexion: the eyes have a peculiar sparkle and sharp sight and are of a medium to light color. You are very active and energetic and quite ambitious to push business; yet, if this time is correct you have no constitu tion that will allow you to carry out your ambitions, and your worsu ail ments will be in some way connected with your head. You have a great love for the beautiful in art and nature; you are possessed with a great ability to talk, write and work fine embroid ery and paint: you have natural abil ity in some of the fine arts. However, only those that know you well will fully appreciate you, and the first half of life will be uphill work, the last half will 'be some better. Marriage is un fortunate for you. -Flas," Smlthboro. III. Data proclaim you a mixture of the signs Libra, which Venu3 rules, and Scopio, which Mars rules, and, there fore, Venus and Mars are your ruling planets. You are medium height; well set figure; medium complexion; hazel eyes; hair was flaxen when young, but has been getting some darker as you have grown older. If you had been born a few minutes earlier there would be indications of a dimple in your chin. You are endowed with the indications of both the gentle, confiding, modest Venus; also the bold, aggressive, re fractory, warlike Mars, and you will act in accordance with whichever one of these happens to be called forth. You are fond of anything that relates to chemistry and mystery; also the beautiful in art, such as music, paint ing, drawing, sketching, etc. You need some special instructions or you will get rid of all the money you can make and have nothing left to show for it Marriage fortunate. "Mr. Helena. Cairo. According to data, the sign Sagitta rius, which Jupiter rules, was rising at your birth, and, therefore, Jupiter is your ruling planet or significator. You are medium height or above, with a well-set figure. The complexion very clear and healthy; the hair medium to light; eyes light; you are noted for being of a cheerful, happy disposition; you do not allow anything like the bluss to come near you; you are also noted for being fully appreciated by all, and you can secure and hold a good posi tion at any time you wish; you have had a very eventful life and have been a great traveler, and the last half of life has been the most fortunate; you can always command a good salary if you wish, and will make and haidle large sums of money during your life, yet will meet with many losses. You are a great lover of horses. You have great ambition for a large business. You have a remarkably strong consti tution. Helen. Dabor,ar, Iowa. You have the zodiacal sign Libra ris ing, and therefore Venus is your ruling planet You are medium height or above; slender figure; medium to light complexion, hair and eyes. If born far minutes earlier you have Uranus also for ruling planet, and that would denote a little darker shade to the eyes. You are cheerful and happy most of the time, yet will be subject to short spells of the blues, and if any one does you aa Injury you arc not apt to forget it very soon; yet you will forgive them and be very just to them if you had any dealings with them, for you are a lover of justice, and have also a great admiration fcr the fine arts. You will have very strong intuitions at times, yet this will only be spasmodic in its actions. JIarriage will be more than average fortunate for you. FACTS-ABOUT GAMES. On the old-time cards used in India the vizier is represented as mounted on a horse, a camel or a tiger. It is said by some writers 'that the game of dominoes was known to the Jews in the time of Solomon. Dice of ivory and marble have been found in the ruins of Roman houses in various parts of Great Britain. Dice almost exactly similar to those now used have been discovered in Thebes and other Egyptian cities. Both Aeschylus and Sophocles, in their tragedies, allude to the game of dice as being common in their day. The Arabic cards are believed to have been originally associated with necro mantic or fortune-telling practices. According to one historian, cards were brought from the East and rst used by Europeans in Italy in 1379. French historians say that the intro duction of dice into France was in the reign of PhiIlp"Augustus. 11S0 to 122J. The name of chess is supposed by some philologists to have been derived from Shah: the Persian name forking THE OLD RELIABLE. Columbus State Bank (Oldest Bank In the State.) Fajs Merest oi TiED-jQiif 3D Males Loas-8 Real fclai?v ISSUES SIC.I1T OSATTS OX Omalia, Chicago, Xeir York aad all Foreign Couatries. SELLS STEAMSHIP TICKETS. 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