SS iSrTW tmr- 35S5S5K cr -as? :? t"5- ?WV -5S 'VT VIST -' 5 vw-i- J - -a. -v -a.' ", ' ? v. fj v .-?. ,--i s t. I . ! 3 - ' ly m ?. j R ." - F.: " ".. o . B . . V J e . . I- II- 1ft iaatiaat of the plain peopla aaf taw tight ia not ealiing- oar orieaUl visitor "Leo," for. acting oat his namt m pepalarly pronounced, this wily dip loaaat has. la England an well as here repaired English to be translated to Mis, whereas, it bow appears he ha for years past spoken it fluently. Thfc Chinese device of a needless interpreter is a "Irst-chop" one to pain time for aiviaf' answers without causing a de lay to be noticed; the aaandarian has the tine-taken ia translation for renec- . tioa, and, if further reflection is de sired, aabumity in interpretation mat be pretended and a new form of the qaestion-be required. And yet men tell us that nothing can now be learned from the Chinese! Tiiae and the Hour. testate r Ointments fer Catarrh that Contain Mercery, mi awreary will surely destroy the sense of smell aad completely derange the whole system when intents It tbrouph the mu cous surf aces, rucb article should never he need t-xcept on prescriptions from repu- . XMvim physicians, as the damage they will do Is tea fold to the Rood you can possibly derive from them. Halls Catarrn Cure. 'Manufactured by t J. Cheney & Co. Toledo. . O . contains ao mercury, and is, taken iaier nallv. mctiBsdjwctiv uton the Mood and mucous surfaces of the system Ia buying Hall's Catarrh ure be sure you et me made reaulne. Itl taken Internally an . la Teledo. O.. by t J, Cheney & Co. Testi saonials free, fcold" ay all Druggists, price 75c per bottle. Deliberate African a tires. The natives are very deliberate in their formalities One who brintrs you a nessace does not rush up and deliver it, and bolt away, lie first puts the . weapons in a place of safety, then seats himself comfortably near you on the ground, and after a breathing spell tells what he has to 6ay. He does not understand hurry. If you reach a vil lage at noon today, no matter how im portant it may be to keep moving, the rhief will feci very much disappointed if you do not spend the whole of the next day in camp in or near his village. xlave in the Heart of Africa" in the October Century. TO CCRE A COLD IN ONE DAT. Take Laxative Brotno Quinine Tablets. All Druggists refund the money if it fails tocure.c Men's c'otbes often look slouchy but they are not liable to fall off. Ta ke Care of yoar phrstel health, rui'd rp your rystem. tone your Momacli. onrlch jour blood, prevent colds, pneumonia and fevers by taking Hoods Sarsaparilla the Best In fact the One True Blood Purifier. Hood's PT mo the only pilN to take 'i ''ooO'sS-TFajianlia, Comfort to California. Every Thursday morninjr.a touritt sleeping: car for l.cn vr.halt l.akeCliyan Fran cKco.jind i.osAnoic'h leave Omal-a and Lincoln via the Burlington Koine. It Is carpeted, upholstered in ra tan, ii:i- bprtng seats and backs and is proviued with curtains, beddinir. tou eK voap.ctc An experienced cictirMiiti conuuetor and u uniformed uliman porter acci tupany it through to the Tai-ibc Coast. Wlisle neither as expen Baa sively iinished nor as ii c to look at as a palace blecper.it is just as sod to ride in. cc oi.d class tickets are honored and the price of a Iwrth.wiuc ciioul-Ii and big enough for two. is only? . 1 or a folder giving full particulars write to J. Frascis, Gcu'l I'ass'r .gcnt, Omaha, Neb. SU6GESSFUL YNDIGA l PECULATION. I3i WIIKAT $25.00 to $1,000 Invested in ur co-operative plan of speculation will jleld joa a kwmI liicumc. " aa-rxiri:aiKXTt" mauk "weekly. 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COLUMBIA Bicycles The buyer of a bicycle. may have little experience; btrtnmeteenyears' experience of the Columbia manufacturers are at his service to POPE MFG. GO., Hartford, Conn. Mnea and Accedes in almost every dry and town, if Columbia are at fcopetljr repreacatca la yacr vJdatey, Itt a know. sstaMc--ra ! j... .m ..,.. . .0maWsa- - JJ i Tm t Mi I 1 -,-V-4b J -JUja l4SS Threat TreaMe See4Ur Care Mks Nellie Peaoyer. 153S So. Tenth St, Omaha, Nek, writes: Have used vanr Dr. Kay's Lang Balm for a severe ase of La Grippe. Two doses gave relief. My lanjrs were very sore and ia takinfr the Dr. Kay's Lung Balm I foand that it stopped my desire to cough at once. The soreness on my lungs and in my head soon disappeared. It is very pleasant aad easy to take and while it does not cause sickness at the stomach, like many cough remedies, it cures quicker than any I have ever tried. Angels Food. The secret in making angels' food lies in the baking of it. Sift one cup of flour and one teaspoon ful of cream of tartar several times through a fine sieve. Beat the whites of nine eggs to a stiff froth and to them add one and one-half cups of granlated sugar; mix carefully into this stirring constantly, the sifted flour, and add one teaspoon ful of vanilla. Pour this batter into an ungreased pan and bake in a slow oven for forty-five minutes. When naked, turn tbe pan bottom up on something that will admit of tbe air passing under it, and allow it to stand until the cake falls from the tin. Ice with white icing. Be careful in mak ing this cake to have all the ingredi ents as light as possible. rent Tebacco S,it .nd intake You- Life toiy. If you want to quit to wrx-o using easily and forever, re jam iost manhood, be made wen, strong, ma neiic, uliof ne.vli.e and vigor, uus nu-io-D"".-, we woDaer worker that ma es weaic men strong. Many gain ten founds in ten days. Over 400,0j0 cured. Buy No-'i o-fc a lrom your druggist, who will guarantee a ' ure. Book'et and sample mai ed tree, sddress Stering Bemedy Co., thi no or Now Yor-c. An important feature of Harper's Magazine for several months to come tvill be Poultney liigvlonr's series of papers on the -White Man's Africa," treating in the author's original and strikinjr way the new continent recent ly opened up to European exploration, l hu first p iper in the November num ber, will give a novel view of Jame son's raid from material placed in the author's hand by an English piiysician and a Boer official thus presenting both sides of this remarkable episode. The series is the result of a journey to Soutli Africa undertaken by Mr. Bijre low for Harper's Magazine, and is to be illustrated from photographs spec tally made for the purpose. My dotor said I would die, but Piso's Cure for Consumption rurel me. Amos Ke'ner, Cherry Val ey, Ills., Nov. 23, 115. The October Centurv contains "A Study of Mt-ntal Epidemics," by Mr. Boris iids, which has a close bearing on American aff tirs past and contem poraneous. He (rives an analysis ol the social disorders of the period o tnc Lruisndes and the nervous epidem ics of Europe, and explains the theorv of mental suggestion or hypnotism, by which the susceptible portion of a tribl or a people or a group of peoples, give hemselvcs up to a popular delusion In the same number the veteran Kreo .-'oiler, the Hon. George V. Julian, writes on .lohn P. Hale, "A Presiden tial Candidate of 1852." 3rrc Wiulo'3 Soothing Syrap crrliu .n:e liin,fuift?ngtlie;iiins.rcdure8inflam -nation, allays paiu, cures wind colic. 2 cenu a bottle. A Grntle Reminder. "I want you to understand." roared lleefly. "that the sun never sets on thi ISritish empire." "'1 hat's right," quietly replied Yanl' E. Doodle, "but Uncle bam has foun I tt necessary to act on her once in a while." Detroit Free Press. Just try a 10c box of Cascarets, the finest liver and bowel regulator ever made Kerosene is rood for keej ins bright enj wood varnished iu oiL HIT. TJEWT TA1IAGE In one of his wonderful sermons very truthfully said, " My brother, H your trouble is not with the heart ; s it is a gastric disorder or a rcbel 3 lious liver. It is not sin that blots f out your hope of heaven, but bile p that not only yellows your eyc- balls and furs your tongue and g makes your head ache but swoops S upon your soul in dejection and H forebodings," and l Talmage is right ! All p this trouble can be removed ! You can be cured ! I How? By using a We can pive vou lncontrovemhV proof from men and women, former sufferers. But to-day well, and stay so. There is no doubt of this. Twenty years experience proves our words true. Write to-day for free treatment blank. Warner's Safe Cure Co., Rochester, N.Y. fWrl all alike. Ceachs, tT. dimeiure FABM AND GARDEN. MATTERS OP INTEREST AGRICULTURISTS. TO Sense Up-te-dat Hints Aheat Cnltlva tie at the Sell an Yields Tfcereef HerUcaltare, Tltlcaltare aad riert- emit HE Rhode Island experiment station has the following suggestions to make on apple growing: Apple trees need water. If the sup ply of water in the soil in an orchard Is deficient when the fruit is matur ing, as It frequently is, the trees cannot produce a full crop of apples, however well wise they may have been fed and other- cared for. The lack of a sufficient amount of water in the soil in orchards often is the cause of apples dropping prematurely and the ripening of win ter fruit during the fall months. While it may be impracticable to attempt to supply water artificially In most cases, at least, to orchards in this state, yet much can be done by good management to prevent the needless escape of the natural supply, and in this way large quantities of water may be retained in the soil for the use of the trees when It is needed by them. A mulch of grass, leaves or other organic mat ter is useful for this purpose, and tbe ground in some cases may be culti vated in the open spaces to good advan tage. In this connection we must en ter a protest against the practice of trimming off the lower limbs of apple trees. This allows the wind to sweep through beneath them and the sun to SHIRE STALLION, shine in and dry up the soil over their roots. In the average orchard in Rhode Island these limbs should be spared if for no other reason than to retard the evaporation of moisture from the soil beneath the trees. Apple Trees Use Sunlight In order to produce ten barrels of fruit as the product of one or two seasons growth, an apple tree must do a large amount of work in collecting the crude mate rials required and in manufacturing them into such refined products as Gravensteins, Greenings or Baldwins. Sunlight, by its action upon the foliage, furnishes largely the power that runs the machinery of an apple tree. The amount of this power that a tree can use in a measure determines how much fruit the tree can bear. For this rea son the surface area of the top of an apple tree should be as large and as well exposed to the light as circum stances will allow. The natural habit of the apple tree is to form a rounded top with its branches bending lov o catch as much sunlight as is possiu.e. It is a too common practice to cut off these lower limbs, which may in the case of a well-grown tree represent from 400 to 800 square feet of the nor mal bearing surface of the top, and in this way to permanently injure the trees. It is as important for an apple tree that is to do its best work to have its top adjusted to use tha light as it is tor a sailing vessel to be trimmed to catch the wind. Save the lower limbs that increase the surface area of the top, for these when the roots are well cared for enlarge the bearing capacity of the tree, but th& out and when nec essary shorten in the limbs that the light may shine brighter on those which are left Sunlight and Fruit Buds. Limbs of apple trees that are exposed to strong light produce more fruit buds than those which are in partial shade. In order to prove this we secured permis sion to go into an orchard where the trees, although rather too near togeth er, were on the whole well gnmn, and cut two limbs from each of ten trees in different parts of the orchard. The limbs selected were about one Inch in diameter, and in each case one was taken that was fully exposed to sun light and the other where partially shaded. When the limbs were taken to the laboratory where the buds were counted the action of the sunlight in promoting the formation of fruit buds was apparent Fertilizers oa Wbeat. Bulletin 71 of the Ohio Experiment Station, now being distributed, gives the results of the station's experiments with fertilizers for the seven years, 1S89 to 1S95 inclusive. In the average f these seven years the wbeat grown continuously on the same land at Col umbus yielded twenty-five bushels par acre, and this yield was increased by five to six bushels in the average by the use of fertilizers. Throughout this seven-year test it was observed that fertilizers carrying phosphoric acid produced a marked increase of plant growth in the fall, and it was hoped that, in seasons of severe winter kill ing, such fertilizers might enable the plant to successfully resist the ad verse climatic influences; but in 1896, the yield of the unfertilized plots hav ing fallen to less than half a bushel per acre, the largest increase made by any fertilizer was not more than three bushels. In the experiments at Woos ter, where wheat is grown in rotation with corn, oats, clover and timothy, three' crops have now been harvested. The results for 1894 and 1895 are giv en In Bulletin 71. In 1S94 there was no increase, in 1895 the increase on the plots receiving a complete fertilizer averaged nearly eight bushels over an unfertilized yield of three bushels; while in 1896. the winter killing being almost complete, the unfertilized yield baa averaged but a bushel to the acre, uxd the increase over this has been '.ess than six bushels. The fertilisers 9HHflHHPHHaSiaBsffi watch kara produced the largaat te ereaat of wheat aava baen aompkta fertiUien, containing nltrocw, phot phorlo add and potash, all tar. Tht average Increas of wheat aloaa has not paid for tha fertiliser, at present prices, but the Increase In the frass crop following the wheat has In some cases more than made up the loss on wheat The clover sown In March. 1895, In this rotation made a good catch, and maintained its hold through out the season, notwithstanding the un favorable conditions, and In the fall the growth on the unfertilized plots ap peared even better than where fertil izers had been applied to the wheat. During the winter, however, the clover was badly heaved out, the destruction being much more complete on the un fertilized plots, and these finally gave an average yield of less than fifteen hundred pounds of hay per acre, a large portion of which was ragweed, while eight plots receiving a complete fertilizer, used at the rate of about 400 i,"""" " a"v' s"' "" JC1" "JJZJ1" uicsacu niiu uuiujtuu uiauuic b Ulc average rate of six tons per acre, gave an average increase of more than a ton per acre, or a total yield of a ton and three-quarters. In the three-crop rota tion of potatoes, wheat and clover, the unfertilized wheat yielded -this year seven bushels and a half per acre, and this was increased to twelve bushels by the use of complete fertilizers. The clover following the unfertilized wheat of last year yielded nearly two tons per acre, while the increase from fertilizers averaged nearly six hundred pounds, and that .from barnyard manure was over thirteen hundred pounds, the quantities of fertilizers and manure be ing the same as in the five crop rota tion. In these experiments neither fer- tilizers nor barnyard manure have more than partially prevented the de struction of either wheat, clover or HITCHIN CONQUEROR, A NOTED ENG timothy by winter killing. In the case of wheat, six tons of barnyard manure has produced about the same average effect as four hundred pounds of fertil izer, but in the case of the clover and timothy following the wheat, the aver age residual effect of the manure has been considerably greater than that of the fertilizer. rrojjregslve Farming:. Times and conditions are necessar ily alwi-.ys changing. We cannot do all thintrs as thev once were done. We must watch the signs of the age and be governed accordingly. We cannot farm as our grandfathers did, for the latters' practices if now followed would result in bankruptcy. The farmer must be progressive. He must climb out of the "rut." use his brains to show him the right course to follow, and not be weighed down and burdened by tradi tions and hoary precepts now proved to be unworthy of credence. I do not mean to be understood to imply that any farmer should embrace every new theory and follow it blindly just be cause it is new, but rather put him telf in the line of testing the new and holding to that which is good, while discarding the wrong. Nor, on the Jther hand, should the farmer be pre judiced against any plan or method be cause it is old. If it is old. and has firmly stood the test of years, all the better. The whole labor lies In the sift ing of truth from error. Farmers of the old school are as a class radically opposed to what they please to term "book" farming. This is all wrong. The farmer must read books, papers and magazines devoted to his calling. He must keep posted. Otherwise how is he to keep up with the procession, I should like to know. The time when a man can keep aloof from all out side knowledge and comradeship and make farming pay has departed. Grange meetings, and all agricultural associations and institutes cannot be too highly indorsed as mediums for making progressive farmers. The farmer of the next century will become more and more a man of thought and intellect, for only by so becoming may he hope to cope successfully with the ever recurring problems that arise for practical solution. The progressive farmer must occasionally visit the near by city where he markets his produce. There he is to observe and listen to find out how to pack in best shape, and to learn what the market demands; but of course these excursions are mere incidents, the chief labor and atten tion of the farmer is demanded upon the farm itself. The thrifty, progressive farmer will show his character clearly by his stock, farm buildings and fields. The fruits of practicing modern ideas and following the most trustworthy light upon agricultural matters will be very manifest All classes of stock will not be of a nondescript standard, but of some recognized breed. They will show the evident results of care , and goad management. The farm buildings will be solid and substantial, and, what is more, covered with a good coat of paint not alone for appear ance's sake, but for the purpose of se curing greater durability and lasting mialitits. The fields will show the re- nuits gi tne licerai u&e o uuaKe cou- - .. .. sll I !ed with fertilization witnout stmt The progressive man's acres never look as though they had just been pulled through the proverbial "seven years of Tharaoh." but rather they support a vegetation of great luxuri ance and abundance. Finally, it may be said that the lands of the progres sive farmer are constantly undergoing some improvement; something is al ways being done for the betterment of the farm. There is no stagnation. W. P. Perkins. Kerosene Eraatnloa Applications, Prof. Howard Evarts Weed, in a bul letin of the Mississippi station, says: Although poisons like Paris green are . net appUcaMe to Insect which take their food hr Mekinc, yet as external Irritant, like kerosene, ia Applicable ta all, and it Matters net hew they take their food. Kerosene can be used against all Insects except those living in confined places where they cannot, be reached, such as tomato worms; those living in stored grain, etc. The amount of kerosene which should be) .used will vary with the kind of Insect to" be treated, some requiring a much larger proportion than others. Nearly all plants will bear-one part of keror sene to ten of water, but when a strong er application Is to be made, it should first be tested on a few plants to see If the foliage is affected. For the treat ment of ordinary Insects the following proportions are recommended: - Plant-lice, of all kind, 1-20. Caterpillars or other larvae exposed on leaves, 1-15. Scale insects on leaves. 1-10. Scale insects on bark, summer treat ment, 2-10. Scale insects on bark, winter treat ment, 3-10. Lice on domestic animals, except hogs. 3-10. lice on nogs mu ucw on cattle, 5-10. The mixing of the two. liquids takes place partially in the pump, but more largely in the nozzle, where they are divided into very fine particles. Of course a mixture made in this way is not a permanent one, nor is it neces sary that it should be so. What is needed is simply a dilution of the kero sene so that it will not cause Injury when applied, and the attachment ac complishes this object fully. Uow to Bee- Somebody ought to establish a hoeing school and teach our young people and 1 our hired men how to use a hoe, is the opinion of a writer in Pomona Her ald. It makes me sick wnen 1 see how LISH PRIZE-WINNER. our help do this important work. The fundamental error with them is to think that the purpose of hoeing is ta kill weeds and nothing else. Conse quently they just skip over the surface, trying to hit the weeds, and if no weeds happen to be there the spot is skippe over untouched. When the job is.done our man or men think the weeds are done for; but in a few days the ground is again well occupied. The fact la this scraping over tbe surface is not bjj any means the best way to kill weeds, and it amounts to nothing much in other respects. A good hoeing should touch and stir the whole surface, and freshen It, and give the weeds such a set-back that they will not recover from it in a long time. When I hoe I let the hoe go in cornerwise, and when I get done there Is no spot that is left with the old crust on. whether there were weeds or not The fresh ground, soon after hoeing, looks smooth and clean and attractive. There is an inch of well-pulverized soil all over the whole surface, and the plants, thus surrounded by fresh, moist, loose soil, seem to be grateful and respond with quickened growth. Exhibition Coops. When some months ago there sud denly confronted the poultry fancier, the glad tidings of the concession in re duction of express rates on poultry breeding stock, he flattered himself that at show times, by re-arrangement of his exhibition coops he should be able to save to himself many dollars, as compared with past transportation charges, writes Nellie Hawks in Prac tical Farmer. But this dream proved to be a delusion after a time. Some among the prominent breeders of this section had made over, at considerable expense, the coops they had exhibited their fine specimens in heretofore. For the new law required all shipping coops to be of wood entire if the ship per would receive the benefits of half rates. So far, the new law worked ad mirably. Everybody was glad, and many more sales and purchases were made upon the strength of it. But when it came to express rates on exhi bition coops and specimens, therein the fancier found himself none the better off for having had his canvas-covered frames converted into heavier wooden coops. With the canvas coops we were charged double first-class rates whej sending fowls to exhibitions. Bu birds and coops sent out for exhibition purposes were returned free when such rates were paid, and, of course, light weight coops saved much in expense in such a case. The exhibitor, calculating upon saving half the express charges by having his exhibition coops remod eled and more firmly constructed, had not counted that the additional weight of said coops would equal or exceed in transportation charges the charges made upon canvas coops. Under the new ruling, the exhibition coops and specimens sent to shows at single rates must be paid for at same rates upon return of them over the road, while birds sent in canvas coops and at dou ble first-class rates were returned free. Thus was the remodeler of coops nut to all this additional expense, ho. gjgg adding to, ratner man diminish . . . .. ' ing transportation charges to and from the places 01 exnioiuon. One promi nent exhibitor of many fowls, without having investigated thoroughly, but having in reality "jumped to conclu sions." had bis exhibition coops all remodeled at an expense of more than 50. Imagine his disappointment up on learning that coops sent out at sin gle rates must be also returned at sin gle rates, whereas he bad concluded that at those single rates they would be returned home, free of charge, just as were coops upon which double first class rates were paid. To "live and learn" is the only way. And such a dear teacher does experience some times prove. &dfe.i '-lifrVa...... HI WAf A SMART SOY. Qaev a free a Mstoalt aaet. Free tha Kail aad Kxpreaa He had depoeltad ale ticket U'the box of the down-town etatioa of the Sixth avenue "L" read at Fiftieth street early this morning, and was counting his change in a search for plugged dlmea and nick els. A quarter fell from his hands and rolled under the raised steps which form the edge of the platform. There It lay in plain view, but as unobtainable as the golden apples of Hesperldes. The loser was the picture of rage. "I don't care about the blamed coin," he wailed. "I've got 'em to burn; but it Just makes me mad to see that quar ter there, and I can't get it." "Gimme me a dime, mister," said a messenger boy, "and five cents for ex penses, and I'll get your mun." The man regarded the boy for a mo ment and said. "Go ahead." He returned In a few minutes wi& his form working convulsively. In his hand he had a piece of scantling. The crowd watched him curiously. From his mouth the boy took a well masti cated wad of chewing gum. He stuck this on the end of the scantling and thrusting the stick through the narrow space, pressed the soft and sticky gum firmly on the lost coin. Then he deftly drew It out and presented the coin to its owner. "Keep the whole outfit." said the man. "Boy, you're a peach. We live and learn," and he boarded a train, his face wreathed in smiles. The face 0 the boy was similarly decorated. A CAMEL'S SPEED. aevea MUes aa Boer Beat Be Caa Do, at Ke Faatrr. In spite of its having carried Mo hammed in four leaps from Jerusalem to Mecca, seven miles an hour is the amel's limit Nor can it maintain this rate over four hours. Its usual peed is five miles an hour a slow ace, beyond which it is dangerous to urge it, lest, as Asiatics say, it might break its heart and die literally on the spot. - When a camel Is pressed beyond this speed, and is spent, it kneels down, and not all the wolves in Aela will make It budge again. The camel re mains where it kneels, and where it kneels it dies. A fire under its nose Is useless. 8atil' Found Cnil.F Chareh. In making excavations under the Presbyterian church. Fort Covington, for church parlors, a number of skulls and other human bones were brought" to view. No doubt they are the remains of some of the soldiers who died of an epidemic during their stay in the above place after their retreat from Chrys ler's farm in 1813. Parts of a couple of coffins were also found, and a lumber of nails which will be preserved as rel ica. Huntingdon Gleaner. Paternalism la Switzerland. A glimpse of the paternal nature ol the Swiss government is supplied by this notice, which appears in a Swiss paper: "Meinrad Rumo, son of the late Jos. Rumo, born in 1851, of Oberschrot, liv ing in Rieshalta, is forbidden for the space of a year to frequent any publio house. (Signed). "THE OBERAMTSCHREIBER. "Tafers, 12th May, 1896." Th Tamer Famine for Music. The fondness of the camel for music is a well-attested fact, and when the Arabs wish to get extra work out of these animals they play bright and cheerful airs upon some favorite instru ment. Blows are of no avail, but music spurs the animal into exertion. Hopeful. " Tis true," said the man convicted of murder in the first degree, "I'm play ing in hard luck now, but " He surveyed his accusers with a hard, cynical smile. "I have a pull ahead." SOME LONDON ADS. "A boy who can open oysters with a reference." "Wanted, experienced nurse for bot tled baby." "Wanted an organist and a boy to blow the same." "Bulldog for sale; will eat anything; very fond of children." "Furnished apartments suitable for gentlemen with folding doors." "Wanted, a boy to be partly outsidi and partly behind the counter." "For sale a pianoforte, the property of a musician with carved legs." "Annual sale now going on. Don't go elsewhere to be cheated come In here." "Wanted, a room for two gentlemen about thirty feet long and twenty feet broad." "Lady wants to sell her piano, aa she is going abroad in a strong iron frame." "Wanted, by a respectable girl, her passage to New York, willing to take care of children, and a good sailor." "Lost, near Higbgate archway, an umbrella belonging to a gentleman with a bent rib and a bone handle." "Lost, a collie dog by a man on Sat urday answering to Jim with a brass collar round his neck and a muzzle." "To be disposed of, a mail phaeton, the property of a gentleman with a movable head-piece as good aa new." "Mr. Brown, furrier, begs to an nounce that he will make up gowns, capes, etc., for ladies out of their own skin." "SCRAPS." Dr. Omanza, of Vienna, has invented a method of photographically register ing the pulse beats. 'ihe physiologists say that the right sme of the brain is of more importance to organic life than the left Sun spots are believed to be open ings in the sun's photisphere, or lumin ous envelope, through which tbe orb is seen. Ben Jones, a negro who went through tbe wars of 1812 and 1846 as a body servant, died a few days ago at San Antonio, Tex., aged ninety-nine years. The Arabs have a superstition that the stork has a human heart When one of these birds builds its nest on a housetop they believe the happiness of that household is insured for a year. The city of Portland, Ore., which owns its water system, sprinkles its streets through tbe street car company, the work being done after 5 p. m. The arrangement is said to be very satis factory. A Mitigating Feature. "It's pretty hot here, isn't it?" said a new arrival to Lucifer. "Yes," replied his satanio mnjeety. "The heat is what you might call excessive, but then there Is no hu midity about if Puck. "1 suppose you bathe at the seashore every day?" "Yes. I sit on the sand and take a sun-bath." "But you "miss tbe surf, don't you?" "Not at all. My little brother can bring me as much as want in a pall." Harper's Baxaj 4--sM'Js.ra6'.T-"T vC -,Tlia-C-' Ber Iaefteal A writer ia am English paper asserts that: "It waa my good fortcae to innch in the company of several poets .of faste aad repute. There waa pres ent at this delectable and memorable banquet one of the most charming and .witty American women that the world has ever known. The poets were re 'cording various good stories, and one related a tale he had heard of Words worth, by one who bad known him in timately. It seems that this' bard was in the habit of writing at night and in 'the early morning, and that he used to rouse his wife about 4 o'clock and ex claim: 'Maria, get up! I have thought of a good word I' Whereupon his obe dient helpmeet arose and recorded it on paper. About half an hour after ward a new inspiration would seize up on the poet and he would call out 'Maria, get up! I've thought of a better word.' We listened to this story with admiration, but the bright-eyed Ameri can woman remarked, with a wave of red rose in her hand: 'Well, if he'd been my husband, I should have said, Wordsworth, get up! I've thought of a bad word!" lipgemafVs ' Banner le wttfei Qtyeerlae. CumCnapnetlbantls aad Face. TemlT or Sore Pert, CaUUaUw.Pllrs.ac. C-U.ClarkCa.New Haven, Cl. Te Make the Meeres Stand Oat. You can puff out the thin sleeves of fancy cotton and shirt waists by using a separate sleeve of stiff paper cambric or crinoline, white, made very full, half way to the elbew and gatiiered to a narrow band at the top. This, if basted inside of the thin dress sleeve, will answer every purpose. One yard of material will make a pair of extend ers. Ladies' Home Journal. When bilious or costive.eatacascaret candy cathartic, cure guaranteed. 10c, 2oc. The Areraajn Uabr's Mae. An average child measures about nineteen and a half inches at birth if a boy and half an inch less if a girt A child increases more rapidly in length during the first week than at any bub sequent period, and should gain an inch during the first month of its life. Ladies' Home Journal. Gladness Comes With a better understanding of the transient nature of the many phys ical ills, which vanish before properef forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts rightly directed. There is comfort in tlio knowledge, that so many forms of sickness are not due to any actual dis ease, but simply to a constipated condi tion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Fiprs. prompt- 1 r. tu : ...?... : : 1. .. ,.i remedy with millionsof families, undi everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good health. Its beneticial effects arc due to the fact, thatitis the one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is therefore all important, in order to get its bene ficial effects, to note when you pur chase, that you have the genuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fijr Syrup Co. only and sold by all reputable druggists. " If in the enjoyment of good health, and the system is regular, laxatives or other remedies arc then not needed. 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