The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, July 15, 1896, Image 1
EST' - 1- e- f OXLXWii - . VOLUME XXVII.-NUMBEK 14, COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. WEDNESDAY. JULY 15, 1$8. WHOLE NUMBER 1,306. j i& .: " . "" 1.- i ,v V -i ' . . -1" -: THE RELIEF CASHIER. HANSOM pulled up at the door of the Westminster branch of the Lon don and Suburbs Banking Company. The fare was an elegantly dressed man of a little orer 30. wearing his silk hat just a degree or two out of the perpendicular, and sniffing the carna tion in the lapel of his frock coat. He entered the hank, passed through ,- the private door leading behind the counters and had taken off his hat and coat, while the manager of the branch glanced at the letter he had lirought. It was an ordinary letter of introduction from the general manager of the company stating that the bearer was Arthur Gordon Durrant. whose Signature would be found attached, and who had. in accordance with ad vices previously forwarded, been in structed to join the Westminster branch on temporary service as relief cashier. The manager, having watched this new member of the staff sign the book, snechaiiically compared the autograph with the firm, bold "Arthur G. Dur rant" at the foot of the letter of in iioduclion, handed the newcom er his supply of cash and retired into his own sanctum. Arthur Gordon Durrant, who had now been with the London and Suburbs Hanking Company for some years, had long been eagerly anticipating the time when lie showed become attached to one of the London branches, for it had been Durrant's fate to spend a month or two at most of those branches which were at the greatest distance from the metropolis. Tlie specific hardship of this des tiny will not be apparent until it is Siwntioncd that it was in Kensington hat Miss Florence Kendal abode, and 3hat, therefore, Kensington was the center of the universe, according to Durrant's geography. And, to be perhaps unwarrantably frank about the heart affairs of a lady Miss Kendal had not heard the news of her admirer's transference to Lon don xxit'iout revealing a glow of pleas ure. Ho father had arranged to call for Arthur at the bank and bring him Siomo to tea; and as the hour of their anticipated arrival approached, the sprightly Florence's trills became mer rier, and more critical became her in spections of the pretty dimpled face, framed with clusters of loose and way ward brown curls, which smiled sauci ly at her whenever she passed a mir-:or. Hut Mr. Kendal came home alone, and a little cloud rapidly traveled over her face and obscured the sunshine which had hitherto played there. "Wheic's Arthui?" she demanded, coming frankly to the point with a lirectness which made her parent avoid her gaze. "Well." he replied, with marked hesitation. "I don't exactly know. He wasn't at the bank when 1 called, and I didn't wait." Pcrple-vity took undisputed posses-s-ion of Mh-.s Kfdal".s face, causing her ees to dilate, and her little mouth to ipMi ami expos- ine tegular ivory leeth behind her coral lips. "Why. father," she exclaimed." you are strange!" "Can .von stand a piece of most un- I nif PI 2 'J m :?X L ? c ,i.-trti i :x? i , FrriiLttA jLjaey Mi Z: SVV ' fc-' ft. n -tAr '.Mil T.M vr? :- i a EFFECTUALLY. ' asked Mr. Ken- BAGGED THEM pleasant news, dear ial, veiy gravely. "Tell me. father." "When I called at the bank Mr. Scotland, the manager, informal me that Arthur Durrant had duly arrived at the hank in the morning, had gone out at lunch time and hud not re turned. Ilis cash was thsn overhauled, and shall 1 go on. Flo?" The girl would not trust her voice. She nodded a pained absent. "There was found to be missing close upon 3,000 in gold and a smaller pmount in notes. Of course, there was onlv one inference to be drawn." "Vrr thnt Ar.liTT " Prior Klnrpnfo Mr. Kendal preserved a noncommit tal silence. "Haven't you heard?" pursued Ar thur, correctly divining the meaning of this strange reception. "They've got the couple, and, so far as is at present known, they've recovered every farthing of the money." "Begin at the commencement-, Ar thur," said Mr. Kendal, as soon as the house had finished the spinning mo tion which the rapid succession of startling events had given to it in his disordered impressions. "It has been done by people who nave a good acquaintance with bank ing practices," he commenced, "as you will see as I proceed. It will turn out to be some former employe of one of our branches, I should think. "Well, last night today's Monday isn't It? I'm not myself yet, by any means. Yes, last night, before 1 had been In my lodgings an hour I had arrived at Euston at 7:351 received a note brought by hand, stating that Cecil Horsham, whose name I knew as that of one of our directors, would like' to see roe immediately on urgent busi ness admitting of no delay, if I would favor him by forgetting for the mo ment that it was Sunday evening. "No. 18 Grantham square was the address at the head of the note, and I took a cab there immediately. Of course, being unaware of the exact na ture of the business, I thought I would let Mr. Horsham see, at all events, that I was not without intelligence, and I therefore took my bank papers, not dreaming that it could be anything outside of bank affairs. "You know what fine houses they are In Grantham square? Well, 18 was a handsome place, and I have rarely seen a grander room than that into which I was shown. The pictures were " "Yes; leave out the description for the present, Arthur, dear, and you can tell us that afterward." "Well, it was a place which would have impressed anyone, and that's how it affected me. I had just had time to take in my surroundings when a lady, young-middle-aged, of very state ly oeanng richly dressed, came in. Her husband, Mr. Horsham, would not be long. He had taken a cab to the residence of one of the directors. There was something of vital importance pending, and she hoped I would be worthy of the trust Mr. Horsham had decided to place in me. "In her grand and yet very pleas ing manner she invited me to take a glass of wine while waiting for Mr. Horsham, and e so took it for granted that I would accept her hos pitality I did not dream of declining. I drank a glass of claret. "It was drugged. I must have been overcome by it in a few moments, for I recollect nothing more at this time." "Oh. hoxv terrible!" ejaculated Flor ence, in the deepest concern. "Yes; it's getting quite melodra matic." was Mr. Kendal's comment "Don't mind father's interruptions, Arthur. Go on." "My first sensation on coming round was a most awful racking pain in the iicad, a feeling such as that left by too much whisky over night accord ing to all the descriptions I have hoard," added Arthur hastily. "I involuntarily groanod and was about to turn over on my side, when either a sponge or a handkerchief. saturated, I presume, with chloroform, was clasped over my mouth and nose. I had neither the wit nor the energy to resist, and again I lost conscious ness. "The next time I came around there was, fortunately, nobody in the room, and I had time to regain my presence of mind partially before a man and a woman re-entered. I simply pretended to be still under the power of the soporific. The woman I recognized the tones of the pseudo Mrs. Horsham suggested that I ought lo have a little more chloroform In case I awoke, but the man replied to her that they didn't want to corpse me, and that chloro form was too dangerous to use any more than necessary, as it was some times fatal even when administered by skilled doctors. "However, he was kind enough to add that, when he was gone, the wo man was to be sure and send me off again the moment I showed signs of wakefulness. "Gradually their scraps of conversa tion revealed to me the nature of the plot, which, I suppose, has been pretty clear to you all along, with your brains free from narcotic control. "It was about three hours after the man's departure, I should imagine, that the woman left, after bending oxer me and deceiving herself that 1 was still unconscious. "Reflection showed me that, as ul timately proved to be the case, these txvo people had taken these grand apartments and paid a handsome sum in advance, merely with the object of obtaining a place to which to decoy me. SUCCESSOR OF THE MAHDI. Awful Cruelty, Sensuality, Love af Lax ry. Display and Flatter. A native of southwest Darfur, the strong individuality and resoluteness of his character developed with the exercise of unlimited power into thb worst traits of the despot, says the Na tional Review. Pride degenerated into a blind belief in his own infallibility, and he did not scruple to adopt the successes of others whether it were the architecture of the mahdi's tomb or the victories of Zeki as the results of inspirations given to himself from heaven. An innate cruelty grew to pro portions unrivaled even by the late ent- perors cf Rome. He gloated over the massacre of whole tribes, in the death, by lingering tortures or starvation, of his most able and most deserving gen erals and advisers. His degeneration of character was, of course, accompa nied by an inordinate sensuality and lovo of luxury, display and flattery. His harem consisted of 400 women, his bodyguard of 12.000 warriors, clad in armor, with horses decked in quilted caparisons. His policy was, in brief, to exterminate the Nile valley tribes and to introduce the western tribes in their place, so that the Gezira and other formerly populous districts became de populated, while he crushed the Ashrat (mahdi's relatives) and took all power from his brother caliphs. The coinage xxas debased by successive stages till it became a fifth of its normal value. Mock justice was administered by the cadis, who were his creatures, whose duty it became to carry out his de cisions, however grossly unjust, and to make them appear so far as possible to accord with the moslem law and the mahdis "instructions." Religion be came a mockel-y and his wretched sub jects ceased to believe in its travesty. Pilgrimages to Mecca were forbidden and replaced by visits to the mahdi's tomb; commentaries dn the koran xvcre suppressed and the religion of Islam was made the vehicle of all that xvas evil. Education ceased and trade except the trade in slaves, which assumed vast proportions and was conducted with unspeakable cruelties and incalculable loss of life became practically non existent. A veto was placed on trade in feathers, that in gums was taxed prohibitively, tobacco was contraband and ivory coming only from the south dwindled as thoseprovinces lapsed from the caliph's control. A small and de sultory trade continued with Egypt, but a rigid prohibition cf the export of slaves left but little for merchants to convey out of the country. Industry suffered In like proportion and became limited to a little weaving of common cloths and some leather work-, while the immorality bred of chaos, of the wholesale- depopulation of vast dis tricts by the slave trade and by the rupture of all social organization, be came fearful in its extent and was ac companied by the increase of the dis eases which Usually accompany it. HAD BOGUS FUNERAL. HOW A COURT SCANDAL WAS HUSHED UP. A-rH r JEuLsm jmm rtiS base of the Karl of Aylestofdtti Spent the Latter l'art of uii Life la New Tork as "Mr. Slrapaon," Freqaent Infc Bliitllsnn and Union Squares. S.VERY unpleasant affair has been re called in Europe by the announce- i iiiciil in a uuuiuti 31 of German papers oil iiidisiJiitabl ili thority that Couth Guido Lynar, 'a member of tne princely house of that name, has oeen met, very much alive and in line condition, at Florence, where he is now living without the slightest attempt to conceal his identity, says the New York Journal. In order to appreciate the sensation caused throughout Ger many by this announcement it is nec essary to state that the Count, a major of the crack regiment of the Guard du Corps, decorated with almost every or der of Europe, possessed of an Inde pendent fortune of $80,000 a year and celebrated as the handsomest man of his corps, was arrested by the English police in London on a horrible charge xx bile occupying the post charge d'affairs of the German empsror. wnat rendered the matter worse was that the late Emperor Frederick, at the time crown prince, was, with his consort, in London at the moment and had to bear the full brunt Of the scan dal. Had Count Lynar gix-en his name and quality to the police when ar lcstcd he would at once have been set at liberty and steps would have been taken to hush up this scandal as have been so many others during the pres ent century, the authorities being aware of the complications that are created by the an est of a foreign dip lomat. But Ljnar, who had com- gland, ruined ncyona nope; both soci ally and financially, was reported to have died In Texas-. A coffin contain ing A body represented aa that of the earl was brought to New York and shipped to England. But grave doubts were entertained at the time afid Stijj exis as to whether ho is really dead, a.cnffSn? feature in con nection with the affair being thai the insurance upon his life was never col lected. .' rr.. CASTLE IS HAUNTER SPOOKS COrfCREO'ATg AT A YOUNG WOMAN'S S6i4Gdt Ghost Stories Now Beta? Told la Which Welt'Kaowa Tarrytowa lastitntloa Is Coatptsaotts Fhaatooss Are At tracted to mp'.U: PORT ARTHUR IS D1PFBRBNT. England is VUIIoC for Rosila to Have Wlint She Doesn't Want- Now, we havo always held that Rus sia is entitled to an Ico-free port In the Pacific"; says' the I!idt?rtv Chronicle. It is out of the question that Ed coififesal an undertaking as the trans-Siberian irailway could be allowed to end in a f remote harbor frozen for five months in the year. Mr. Balfour, we were glad to see, declared that the government would put no obstacle in the way of such an acquisition by Russia. AH this, however, refers to Port Lazareff, on the eastern coast of Corea, or some place in the immediate neighborhood, upon which Russia has for long been known to have her eye'. Port Arthur is a very different thing. Russia took the lead in coercing victorious Japan out of Port Arthur on the ground that the presence of Japan there would give the latter a dangerously preponderating influence upon China. A thousand times more will the influence of Russia there be dangerous for the trade and policy of other countries, for the pos session of Port Arthur is a hand upon the throat of China, which can be tightened to suffocate her at any mo ment. Moreover, England Is the only country which throws her possessions open to the trade of the world. Port Arthur in Russian hands will of course be carefully restricted to Russian com merce. The harbor is a splendid one. The fortifications manned by Russians would be absolutely impicguable. and thus Russia would have in the far east a naxal base which would instantly make her the mistress at sea of that i3P MRS. DYCHES SAVES HER HUSBAND FROM DEATH. The Itastle Question. "Why is the bustle coming back?" The riddle fiend propounds. "Because," the wag says quickly, "back Is just where it abounds." "It's come to kill the bloomer craze," The old-style girl observes; "That men," the female ball player says, ""May get onto our curves." "It's come to fill a long-felt want," The willowy maid replies; "Or else," says she who moans her weight, "Augment our sobs and size." The riddle fiend laughed loud and long; "Oh, this is glorious biz. You're all told why it's coming, when You're not sure that it is!" Nexv York World. Suetl for a tiolit-Capprd Toe-Nail. Dentist W. J. Leeds, of New York, is suing Mile. Selma. a music hall singer. to recox-cr $5 for fitting a gold cap on the big too nail of her right foot. The girl had suffered xvith an ingrowing nail, and asked Leeds to cap it with gold, as he would cap a tooth. He did so. and charged ?5 for the job. Her foot was not cured, she says, so she refused to pay the bill. RS'P!' Mm A different taste In jokes very nearly cost the lives of Mr. and Mrs. Dyches, of Lecsburg, l'la., one day last week. They oxx-e their continued existence to the courage displayed by Mrs. Dyches. The husband and wife were out driv ing when they encountered a twelve foot alligator in the road. Mr. Dyches thought it would be a joke to drive over him. Mrs. Dyches did not. Neither did the alligator. As the wheels touched the saurian the animal made a sweep xvith its tail that xvrecked the buggy and deposited the Dyches couple on the ground. The alli gator promptly attacked them and tore off the left nrm of Mr. l)ychcs. The wife rushed to her husband'B aid, only to be knocked over by another sweep of the animal's tail. She fell near her mangled husband, and with great presence of mind pulled a pistol from his pocket and fired bullet after bullet into the alligator's open mouth. At last a bullet touched a vital spot and the alligator died as its jaws were closing on the plucky xvoman's arm. It xas feared at first that the husband might die from loss of blood and shock, but late reports represent the couple as getting on very well. From the Nexv York World. HE MJifding known as "The Cttrtfcs" situated on the high land east of Tarrytown, is one flf ih$ rawt pictur esque pa along the Hudson, rSiaifl the New York Tri bune. It was built by tSf.- Herrlck. of patent ffiWM fame, and has passed through a num ber of hands ictftp then, remainiug in the possession of iio'ffS for any great length of time, until now it is Occupied by Miss C. E. Matson as a school for young women. When it wa first erected all the architects, except the one who designed it, declared the building to be an archi tectural imiJoKsibiiity.- it was al! a matter of envy, perhaps?,- nndth'e castle did not mind what they said 3Htft it, but it kept right on growing more .and more picturesque for every year that passed over its gray walls. Some of the successive owners into whose hands the castle fell made alterations in the original building, and built additions thereto, mainly on the east side, but it is doubtful if any addition Or alteration has been ah improvement frdni ah ar tistic point of view, Arid the west side, that faces the rivfef, which is practi cally as it was originaiiy designed, still remains Its jnost striking and im posing point of view: Upon entering the castle and pass ing through its. spacious, apartmwits, one is not disappointed) but finds it as stately and interesting within as it is without. The princpal room is the parlor or drawing room, which occu pies the main tower of the building. The room is circular, and has a highly ornamental Vaulted PPUinar. which is supported in the center" by a eilM; column that rises frnni the middle of of the upartmenh Tile dining rbriril is a handsome apartment, with a high xxainscotirg of dark-colored wood, dtul a raftered ceiling decorated In gold. The room is lighted by art immense window looking to the northwest: The view from this window is one of the finest ,in the Hudson valley. ,To the west; overlooking ijie TapjjaiZee and Nyack. the Ramapo mountains, -in the center of Rockland county, can be plainly seen, xvhile to the north in sue cession Tarrytown. North Tarryto en-mini rorntrTTUveratraw bavTA nlnnL-'s ni.nt e.nn.. ..:. n.l 1Iie 1'iw.iiv o I'UUIl, UIUII )UIUl, illlU Il distance the blue peaks of tho r s" kills. From all the windows thc north and went aides this viexvn repeated, while it i iiWn nv lm I'.l-uswx. v.t OLLII 11UIII law . . . Jo ments. LooKing south, it Nexv York city can be bc top of thc smallest and h on a clenr tlav. As might be expected irfa builrfWg constructed as the fcdstle' ther a!"c many odd-shaped apart3n,s vitn'n its walls-long corridor! dark nooks winding staifwis, W. darkened rooms, but the majorlT of ' t'cV roCP are wcll-lichted. brig, and homerJfe, Or course, there armories connected J examine thc passage, which was found to contain a ladder, up which they went to S tmall apartment formed by one of thc ornamental towers on the southwest side of the castle, and to which no entrance fiad previously been known to exist. The irdil door that secure tfee silver or strong room Ot the castle are also curious from the fact that it is AifQr cult to find the keyhole whereby the doors, once secured, are unlocked. An other door in thc building is also pe culiar. The name of "J. W. Herrlck" and the figure "1859" can bc found with little stndy in the graining of the wood. This Is "only a sample of the many interesting things connected with the castle, that make it anything but an ordinary, everyday building. Lm Donitv Mobile. An example of the presentiment of success occurs in the accouut of the pjnffKtlon of "Rigoletto," brought out at Veflif J M51. It is fluted that Verdi, when &t Wrk on his opera, re fused to fill up a cetiaia blank in the Score, alleging, in answer to entreaties from the alnger who was to perform "the musing aria, that there would be plenty of time to'sufly it-it was noth ing difficult. . Thin he continued to repeat MnU; tnc actual day fixed for the perfornu'nce of "HigoiettO," Whti, With much mys tery and iriahjr precaution ngdlflP be in ftvM-heard. he played thn- enchaiit ing "La licwtia .6 Mobile" td n mys tified singer. .the latter wa5 ex pressing his deligiU Verdi caution, him strictly on no accomi to hum. cr air befof .... nan THB OLD RELIABLE Cdnmbus - Slate - Bank J tolitodnTIicIJcicnj late Lias a leal Estate Chime. Ww Tk ULLf t IXIAMIHIf : TIOlITf. BUYS GOOD NOTES ..- 1. ..!. V. en il' IUU ureucau.1, mc """i,n(iPP Said that from the licst lower Fare ami Starr. Blazlcy "I was coming downtown in a car this morning and the conductor came along and looked at me as If I hadn't paid my fare." Bizley "What did you do?" Blazley "I looked at him as if I had." Roxbury Gazette. INTERESTING AND INSTRUCTIVE "I rang the bell, got the people of o: mat -r.n"r !'oer i-iorence the house to' wire to Scotland vard could no: Itvko the sentence. Her and, then, apparently, relapssd into father inteirupjed the a:tempt. 'stupidity, for I remember a doctor at- "Well. my child, there can be no j tending me before I could make my- other possible explanation. Tne young t self intellible to the police inspector. man is now being hunted for all ox-er the country, and the manager told me he had wired to thr head office for in structions aLont issuing a reward." Had fie door opened a second later Florence xxould have teen in hysterics. But her father had involuntarily called "Come i'-: in response to the knock, and the parlor maid tripped over to Mr. Kendal xvith a card upon the salx-cr. Had it been a message from a ma hatma, precipitated through the sub stantial ceiling under which ho sat, he could not hax-e been more as tounded. Suddenly he jumped up and. without a word, darted through the door. There in the hall, looking pale and ill, but obviously in the highest spirits his feebleness permitted, stood Arthur Durrant. It was with a mingling of blank as tonishment and distant constraint that Mr. Kendal met the young man's cor dial greeting. But Florence, with a little scream, ran at him and was caught in an em brace which she returned with an in terest which Arthur willingly set off against the father's chilliness. "My word! it was an adventure, wasn't H?" said Arthur, reluctantly disengaging himself from the fetters arcund his neck. "I was able to tell him, thanks to the scraps of conversation I had over heard, that Xewhaven, for Dieppej was the destination of the thieves; and, sure enough, the local police, acting upon instructions, te'egraphed to them, met the couple as they detrained and bagged them effectually." Florence was still looking puzzled, and Arthur had to supply a few more details. "Don't you sec that while they had me there hors de combat in Grantham square the man, armed with my letter of introduction, marched down to the bank and calmly impersonated me? That he could easily do, because there isn't a soul there who has ever seen me. Of course they know the expla nation of it all at the bank by now?" "No," replied Mr. Kendal; "the local inspector who saw the manager doubt less did not know himself at that time, and Mr. Scotland is applying for au thority to offer a reward for Arthur Gordon Durrant. But I see he is cap tured. Flo seems to have him pretty securely, and for a young man with a price upon his head he seems to' be fairly happy." Two men in Galesrille, Wis., were arrested recently for selling salt to farmers for sugar. Don't expect a lamp to act right if it is not properly cleaned. Old-fashioned brocade makes Iovelv waistcoats for tailor gowns. The mohair and bareges are un doubtedly banishing the crepon. Fexv women know xvhat is required of them on a fishing excursion. The patent leather slipper never loses its hold on feminine fancy. The xvoman who does not love floxx--ers and babies is not worthy of the name. The true woman never laughs when slighting remarks are made about her sex. The hand that used to rock the cra dle now clutches thc handle bar cf the bicycle. The sort of woman servants always copy cannot be dubbed undeniably good form. A diamond bowknot is a very pretiy gift if the purse of the purchaser is a good-sized one. Black and white gowns with one touch of color are the most fetching creations of the season. Old-fashioned colors, old-fashioned furniture and old-fashioned names are affected by women desirous of being considered good form. The pocket question for women is a little more satisfactorily settled this season, some hip trimming permitting an opening beneath for handkerchiefs or purse. The wonian who can shed real tears aua yet oe a oeauiy snouid receive that prize that was awarded the fair Helen, but sorry to say such an award is going begging in this generation. pletely lost his head, refrained from disclosing his identity until his com panions had been committed for trial, when he himself had undergone thc public ignominy of being placed in the prisoner's dock. On the assur ance gix-en by the. German government that Lynar should bc severely pun ished, he was turned oxer to the em bassy and by the latter to three ofll cials of the Berlin police, who took him back xvith them to Germany. On arriving there he xx-as at once placed in an insane asylum, on thc plea that he was demented, and his name was re moved from thc roster of the diplo matic service as xvell as from that of the army. Three months later it was an nounced in all the papers that he had died while under restraint and his name, after being cited In the necro Iogical appendix of the "Almanach de Gotha," disappeared from that golden book of the European nobility. A coffin purporting to contain his re mains xvas placed in the family vault and his widoxved mother, after mourn ing for her son, died about six months later, it is believed, from a broken heart in consequence of his loss. Now comes the news that he is aUve and well, living on thc fat of the land and enjoying himself to his heart's content in Florence. The inference is that the German authorities ha"c con-nix-cd at a deception particularly grexx- corae in character, which has found its counterpart on srveral occasions in England, the most notable instance being that of thc uncle cf the present duke of Nexvcastle. The latter got mixed up in a scrape cf thc same kind as Count Guido Ly nar. and having been placed on trial along with his friends. Boulton and Parke, was about to "ne convicted, when the announcement of his death was made and he xx-as interrred xvith much pomp and ceremony m the vaults of the ducal house of Nexvcastle. Yet a few months later he xx-as recognized in New York, where he spent the re mainder of his life, bearing the name of "Mr. Simpson." He used to haunt the restaurants and saloons arcund Union and Madison squares and spent a long time in one of the metropolitan hospitals, thanks to an accident which occurred to him on his passage to this country. Then there is the case of the late earl of Aylesford, who, having been forced to expatriate himself from En' part of the world. In fact, xvith Rus sia firmly settled at Port Arthur, xvith the trans-Siberian railxx-ay behind her, the influence 6f other poxx-ers upon China may be regarded as gone, and the advance of Russia from her north ern frontier toward Pckin would be merely a matter of time. Where They Conld Flml film. An actor recently found hiniKclf stranded In a western city withdut Cxen thc wherewithal to purchase a meal. He went to thc landlord and offered to entertain the guests xvith recitations if he could be supplied xvith a square meal. This was agreed to by the land lord, and the actor man xvas ushered into the parlor wherf the guests were assembled. He gave several readings in clever style, but did not seem to catch oh, and bowing himslf out told the landlord of his failure to p!ea?e. The latter, being a good-natured guy, told him he should hae his meal not xvithstanding his failure, and he was escorted to the dining-room. Feeling a great deal better after a good, square meal, he again entered -the parlor and said to the guests: "Ladies and gentlemen, as I failed to please you xvith my recitations, I will now try a little legerdemain. Would any one here like to see tho devil?" "Yes," was the answer from all. "Then go to h-rl," said the actor, and ho bowed himself out. That's Different. An exchange says that a boy can sit on a sled six inches square, tied in a sled moving eight miles an hour, hut can't sit on a sofa five minutes for a dollar. A man will sit on an inch board and talk politics for three hours; put him in a church pew for forty min utes, he gets nervous, twists and turns, and goes to sleep. Man will pouch his cheeks with filthy tobacco, juice runs doxvn his chi. feels good: but a hair in the butter kills him. He stays out till midnight, wife don't know where he is, comes home when he pleases; but if a meal is not ready just on time, pouts, frowns and says-unpretty things. Womankind. . He Is Small, Indeed. When a man bragc of his' power, auk him to mak! a Wadc of grass or spirt a SpHef ' WPti;' I - with the Dlace mat fre cultivated like the ivy and lichcnpontits xx;alls. be cause they naturaly belong tV a cas tle; for who evrf heard of a? castle that was not ovdgroxvn with ivy"' or that belonged t the same category with Canning's ihifegrinder, and had no story? Ther Is the tale of the old housekeeper wlfc declared that in one of her nightly ours of th castle she entered an nnirtmeni FiJ one of the corridors whiifi she did not remember noticing beforl Once xvithin the room every thina ,w so strange and there seemed such I q"r influence theie, that she quicly retreated. The noise of a violently closed door foffowt her return to th corridor, down which sfre fled, calling Vor assistance. From that time linti'l ta6 gteswit day thc "lost room," as it is cauVd', lift? trn searched for in vain. The experience of two teachers is also cited aa proof that thc castle is up-to-date in all thc mystery that such a structure should possess. Thc teach ers iii question, two women of veracity, were seated ond evening in the Christ mas vacation in the apartment tailed thd music room. The weather had been cold.the groiimf outside the castle xvas frozen hard, and ho shdv had re cently fallen. Presently they heard the sound Of a carriage approaching the castle, that grew louder until the noise of the wheels upon the gravel and the sound of the horses' hoofs could be plainly distinguished. The equipage seemed to the listeners to draw up to thc main entrance, where it stopped. As guests were not unexpected, one of the teachers xver.t to the door and opened it, intending to greet the new comers, wnen, to ner surprise, sne found neither guests, horses, nor car riage; nothing but thc empty drlxe way, across which she could look to the leafless trees that fringed the path, whose gaunt limbs sxx-aying in the wintry wind seemed to mock her in her surprise. Whether thc people that have been Irnving the caFtlc all thes' years in thc body had taken to return ing to it in the rpirit. ghostly carriage, horses, and driver thrown into the bar gain, was something the teacher was not prepared to answer. Certainly thc place i? one of many buried hopes; perhaps these at times become uneasy and make themsclx-cs. apparent by st range manifestations. One evening last winter the teachers and young women of the school were startled by a great clattering that pro ceeded from a room situated between the chapel and the west porch. Upon investigating the cause of thc disturb ance it was found that a panel in a wall of the apartment hitherto sup posed to be solid had fallen out, dis closing a secret passageway. No school of nineteenth century young women could possibly allow any such relic tf the dark ages as this to dauut them, so a number of the older pupils donned bicycle buUh, and. armed with lan tern and a hatehrt. t:c" proceeded to whistle the catching air evtnlfiif learned H alreaur.aI14 w?rC lote bc a solemn vow not to i"mance. heard iJefHrf the actuaLpetfaWl the "Why thisKfvf!rMy?,, ir puzzled artist. . , t i do not 'Because." replied. VBing it before wshal Venice to be .flu t." fry.tfVp1 ls broughjoiiowing day "all aurc naun, tne the facile melody Venice" had.KWugljfobile" xvas assured and "La Donna e jirnhill Magazine, of immortality. c or the Air. '.- ,:3na wc l'ave a v'"a' of "Out lit AfiC purity and clearness oPoul:"? n 'ald JlI(,se MOTPUJ". the G j. -!!.., .V '.Washington from that tcr delegate afcf we have reason for it, for r"ory, "nothing like it in the known there ishc air of California may siir wbrldjjat of Arizona from a photog pass jfs point of view, and it is claimed raphjft does, but as thc Arizonian only thvlt for air for breathing purposes, xve carnot at all jealous on that point, are, Can see mountain tops for over 100 W(t ?, and some here claimed that ft-Vvavama 16i miles distant can be jjggVmd with the naked eye. I xvas 'nprilkv& if this to some friends here "recenTry !V l was-mandly inrormeiT by a Scotch fWrgyman, xvho was here on a visit, itutt -hat W0,I,d hanlly bc regarded as in amy .wa' remarkable in Scotland, where, too. sa'. the air was very clear. 'Wc cau see murther tln 130 miles in Scotland,' he said. Wc an. see all thc way to clwi moon. " Ex. . . V i OimCXKS AND DIRECTORS! Ijuhder Gerrard, Pres't, B. H. Hurt, Vice Prat, M. Brcqqer, Cashier. Jonx Stauffer. Wm. Bucmer. CONNER ML BAKU -or- COLUMBUS, NEB., HAS AN Aitkirizci Capital of - $500,090 Paid fn Capital, - 90,000 OFFICERS. O. B. SHELDON. Prcs't. H. P. II. OEIILKICII. VIco Pre DANIEL SCllKAM. Cashier. l'KANK IiOUKK.AsstCa.shrcr DIKECTOK& f. n. Sheldon, H. l. II Or.iii.incii. Jonas Wki.ch, V. A. McAllisteic, Carl Kienke, . C. Gu.xv. FllANK KoitElt. STOCKHOLDERS. Gkrhard Loseke. J. Henry WunncMAX, Clark Okay. Henry Loseke. Daniel Sen ham. V.r.o. V. Galley. A. F. n. OEIILKICII .1. T. llKCKKR ESTATE. Kkbecca Ueckeic. 11. M. Wi.nslow. Bak of deposit: Interest allowed on tlma ieposlta; bur and sell axobaugo on Ualted States and Europe, and buy and sell avail able securities. Wo shall bo pleased to re ceive jour business. We solicit your patronage. Pan's Tmy tiny. It having been th? custom of a cer tain establishment In the north to pay thc workers fortnightly, and the xvork men having found the custom some what inconvenient, it was decided to send a delegate to the htad of the firm tt state their grievances. An Irish- rtrWJ. named Dan D . famed for his safUtCHY and persuasive poxvers, was selected for the task- He duly xx-aited on the master, xvno auuresseu mm thus: I "Well Daniel, what can we do for yo this morning?" "If ' Blaze, sur, I've been sint as a diligate by ,'w workers to ask a favor of ye regardin' M payment of our wages." "Yes; and xvhat do they desire?" queried the master. "Well, sur. It is the desire of mesilf. and it is alrfo the desire of ivery mar. in the establishment, that we receive our fortnight's pay every week." Diaitihf in Granite Cutter. One of the grCfltet inventions ever added to the granite business is being glvsn a test in MontpeliT. Vt. The machine is for sawing granite, and If it proves Satisfactory will go doxxn in history xvith lilt cotton gin. Thc ma chine contains $l.fi0O worth of dia monds, and the total construction costs In the neighborhood of $10,000. CARE OF CHILDREN. Here are a few important matters that every mother ought to know: That during the first year the aver age gain in the weight of a healthy baby is rather more than twelve pounds, and in height eight or nine inches. That, in the case of delicate chil dren, they derive great benefit frJ-n being gently and thoroughly rubbd all over particular attention should, hoxvever, be given to the spine di rectly after the morning bath. That a child is imprcrsed by and unconsciously imitates the individual who has charge of him; hence the great importance cf selecting a suita ble person as nurs. That children should from an carn age be taught to wall: properly. s that they may not on'y groxv up grace ful, but -derive the utmost amount of good from this rauct valuable form of exercise. That if a child has reached the age of one year without cutting any teeth there is good reason to suspect that he is being improperly nourished, and medical aid should bc summoned, so that rickets, may, if possible, be pre vented. That the temperature of the nursery should bc regulated by a thermometer, so that it docs r.ot exceed sixty-eight degrees, and never goes beloxv fifty ftvc degrees. That thc leavings of baby's bottle should never be warmed up; when more food is required, have it made fresh. That children should cot bc allowed to wear shrunken woolen garments, for they are too close to be really warm; loosely xvoven wool is warmer than a closely-woxvn fabric and looee ntting garment! are warmer. Columbus Journal! A weekly newspaper do voted the best interests of COLUMBUS TMECONMTYOFPUTTE, The State of Nebraska THE MUTED STATES AND THE REST OF MANKIND Ttovaltof i wis twitfc $1.50 A YEAR, IV AID m ADTAKCm. Bat oar limit of mMfalaeM m Hot prescribed by dollars ad ecata. Sample copies eat free to aay address. HENRY GASS, U3SriERTAK"ER ! Coffiis : and : Metallic : ases ! fg Repairing of all kinds of Uphol wtery Goods. Ut COLUMBUS. SEBBASaX Columbus Journal M WMMTAHWD TO rCRSttH ASTTHlSiO BXQUIHKD Or PRINTING OFFICE. -wrra COUNTRY.