mmPHPHHpMMi "vi j Tai-i -x - . - .r? - "',s t Tvl-v" c" "v"f'-i-,i j ' "'-? i, ,? . Do o Fo7 -? .1 V I I t . ; - c -1 . VOLUME XXVII. A FAVORITE SONa AMES WHITCOMB Riley has addressed the following verses to Prof. Crouch, the dying author of "Kathleen Mavour neen": Kathleen Mavour- neen, the seng is still ringing ' As fresh and as clear as the trill of the bird. In the world-weary hearts it is sobbing and singing. In pathos too .sweet for the tendcrest word. The old harpstrings quaver, the old voice is shaking, In sighs and in sobs moans the yearn ing refrain. The old vision dims and the old heart Is breaking Kathleen Mavourncen, inspire us again! THE REASON OF IT. "No," said the doctor, throwing his arm over the back of a chair and set tling himself comfortably for one of the long stories he delighted to tell and we to hear, "I have never been able to un derstand iL" "Understand what?" asked Charlie Brown, lazily. "What is it which is too much for your wondrous compre hension? Unburden yourself at vncc. my dear fellow, and tell us all about it." "'Well," answered tbc doctor, nothing loath to comply with this request, "we were talking about John Hinkleman. You know he is married at last." "Why at last?" queried Charlie, light ing ft cigar with his usual indolent grace and winking at us to express his satisfaction at having started the doc tor off on the entertainment of the evening, "has he been in danger of com mitting matrimony before?" "Do you mean to say you never heard of his love affair?" the doctor almost hhoutcd. actually sitting tip in his as tonisument. "Why, be has been in love with is wife for seven years and has proposed to her regularly every three months during that time. And what we were wondering about is why she ac cepted him at last." "Well, fire away with the story," spoke up Arthur McCaffcrty from his usual recumbent position on the lloor, and after lighting a fiesh cigar the doc tor complied. "You all know, of course, about the yacht which John owns," he said, when the operation had. been success fully completed. "Well, it -was this yacht, the Oneida, the boat which he al ways declared was wife and family to him, that led to his marrying her. "He was very fond' of cruising about Lake Michigan, and one summer after noon, after spending several days upon the water, he came to a little river wlii eh ran away from the lake out into a beautiful wild country. No the river doesn't exist in my imagination alone, Charlie; it really runs through a neigh boring state, or part of it, and manages to make a little island of one spot a hundred miles or so away from where it joins the lake. To reach this island fiom Chicago it is necessary to travel first by train, then by boat, then by stage - impolitic as this last sounds in this day and generation. And to reach the home of John's wife a distance of six miles or so must be traveled by foot and over the loneliest road in the world, too. Hut from tbc river the island is easily 1 cached, and the day r w" m mmm W C J .TSs---- I IN THE DEPTHS OF BLACK DES PAIR. John's boat ran into the little bay just -below the farmhouse it looked like an oasis dropped into a desert of water. "A pretty girl came down to the shore pret-cntly. and after the first jjlancc at her. John was never himself again. His stay upon the island was piolongcd until his companions were iniuatient. and lie only left at last be cause pre or them looked admiringly at the gill he had fallen in love with at first sight. Two days later he went back again, and after that everybody began to suspect something queer. And never a week of that summer passed but the Oneida ran into the little bay and poked her nose up toward the farm house. And never a time did she go but she carried some 1 retty or useful present for the girl who had charmed particular John until he could see noth ing but her in all the world. One day she carried a jeweler's tiny box and on the pi city pink cotton inside it lay a shining ring, with a big solitaire dia mond gleaming like a star in a sunset siy. 'After that John wa: loo happy for his rapture to last he as in the condi tion which the Scotchmen call fsy ' that state of joy which often presages a corning sonow in the opinion of pes simists. This state of beautitude lasted until the cold weather had m.ide a trip to the island almost impossible. "When the lake can no longer be used as a means of travel, the inhabitants of .the island, few in number and widely scattered, resign themselves to their own society and resources until spring. John knew that as his sweetheart would not be married until spring he could not sec her until the warm weather unlocked the lake and Iver, so he consoled himself with writing long flowery answers to her short, business like cristles, and sending her a present every week. He was the happiest man in creation. - "Then one day I went to see him and found him in the depths of a black de spair. -Slowly and with much work I dragged the story out of him. She had written him a curt note breaking the engagement. On the table at his elbow lay the jeweler's tiny box with the beau tiful rag iui&e. . -f MM I "3111 'I , li I .111 j&SE - NUMBER 10. "I took it up and looked at it, woa dering meanwhile why a girl should re fuse a man like my friend, rick, fine looking.tenderly loving, able to give her all the things for which she longed and desiring nothing in the world but to fir at her beck and call. After a lit tie I put he question -to him: " 'What reason did she give?' he an swered, looking up with wild, blood shot eyes. 'None! She merely "desires to break the engagement" And yet 1 know she has no other lover. Who-is there upon that desolate island who could be attractive to her? And t hate a letter from her mother, dear, kind soul, in which she telk me that Irene's conduct Is a mystery to her. BuHt Is of no use to discuss It. I shall go mad soon enough without that.' "Nor could I rouse him from this state of despairing sorrow. He went from bad to worse until 1. was. forced to at tend him in my professional capacity, and at last I yielded tokUl solicitations, and ceaseataato aceeskpaby hfTwpsn a trip to the island. "It was bitter winter weather and I shall never forget how we suffered with cold during that awful trip. Even after we reached the island we had that hor rible six-mile walk to manage, and we were spent with cold and fatigue when we arrived at the farm. John was too weak and exhausted to do more than yield passively to the ministrations of myself and Irene's mother. But the next day he commenced to seek for an opportunity to talk with the obstinate girl. "But it was useless; she evaded us both, for I would have spoken in behalf of my friend. She kept out of our way with a persistence and success which was marvelous, considering how closely wo were all kept together by the sold, which made outdoor life an impossibil ity, and we were compelled to return borne at the end of a week without hav ing wrung so much as a word from the girl herself. Her father, mother and sisters were upon John's side and it was evident that the girl herself was suffer ing deeply. But she bade her lover good-by with an icy handshake and re turned to her work in the kitchen be fore we were out of the barnyard. "John was in despair, but he is per sistent by nature, and as I said at the beginning of my story, he wrote and proposed regularly every three months. And so several years went by. "At last, one day about a month ago, he called me up by telephone and began to talk wildly and a little incoherent!' about how happy he was and nonsense of that kind. " 'What is the matter with you?" I asked at last, fearing that he was ill and delirious. I shall never forget his answer. ' 'Can't- you tell what is the matter with me?' he called back. 'Irene has written that we may be as we once were and I am too happy to be lucid. "Yes, that was what she had done, with woman-like unexpectedness. And John was almost too happy to live. He made a flying trip to the island that is the going there was hurried. He was slow enough coming back. When he re turned the day was set for the wedding. So two days ago he started back, the happiest man in the world, and last night I got a telegram saying that Irene was his wife, and, although she still refused to say why she had acted so strangely, he was quite satisfied to have got her at all and was supremely thankful. "In that week he spent here in the city he furnished a beautiful flat, de voted himself to so doing, taking notes of things he saw in other houses to which he had the entree. Everything is ready for the coming of the bride tonight, even to the stationery, tinted her favorite color and marked with her monogram her new initials, of course. Framed photographs of her island home hang upon the walls, he has prepared a room for her sisters to occupy when they visit her.and even the fires are laid. I must go now or I shall be too late to welcome them to their new home, which I have promised to do. as well," with a whimsical smile, "as apply a match to the fire in the parlor, so that a cheerful blaze shall greet her when she steps inside the door, and I would not omit this ceremony for anything. No. Charlie, you can't go with me; I am invited, and I alone, so I must bid you all good-night You can all send John a wedding present, of course, and no doubt he will invite you to visit him. and make the acquaintance of the girl who has acted so strangely. And per haps you may some of you be able to do what passes my ability discover why she refused him so many times, to marry him at last. 'The way of a maid, says the old proverb, 'is hard to under stand,' and I should alter tbc ancient maxim to agree with that of a well known political orator. " 'Some discourses,' he said upon one occasion, 'are like the peace of God. which passcth understanding, and not a few are like His mercy also; they are from everlasting and without end.' "The first part of the sentence I would apply to Irene's cond:t, and the last to John's patience. Good-night." And with that half-cynical, half len der smile upon his face, the doctor went away, and the rest of us fell to discuss ing John Hinkleman with a freedom which is only possible to a men's club. Girl Stnilcnt Klope irith a Barber. Wittenberg (Ohio) University was startled Tuesday by the discovery of an elopement of one of the young wom en students Miss Louise W. Corley and a barber named Clarence Duffy. Miss Corley is the daughter of a prom inent family of Sutton. W. Va., and will herself fall heir to a fortune of ?2T,000 on her eighteenth birthday. She is now 17, pretty and popular. Even Miss Corley's nearest friends were not aware that she bore any regard to the barber, and the elopement caused the greatest surprise. tlectlajr Hta DatiM. "John," said the eminent statesman, "it has been more than a week since I said something real bright Are you aware of that'" "Y-yeessir," stammered the hireling, ling. "I'll give yon three days more, and if I haven't uttered something coruseat ingly brilliant by that time I'll have to get another press agent, that's all. You hear me!" Indianapolis Journal. Flour thrown upon burning oil will Instantly extinguish it. while water will 1 only spread the flames. A YOUNG EDifOft; Kla er Ol4 aad Ht aTratr-flva KtaMcrlbcr This 19 about a 9-year-old hoy who is editor and proprietor of a two-page weekly paper with seventy-five paid subscribers and a new and enlarged publishing plant, purchased fromrthe earnings of his paper in the year and a half of its existence says the New York World. Frederick FblgerrThfis is the young editor's name, and his paper is the Hudson Star, published at Hud son, N. Y4 It contains all the news of the day In the Juvfehile circle of the editor and his subscribers, editorials, verse) humor, illustrations, cdmplete weather 'reports and frequent graphic accounts of occurrences of interest to the readers of the Hudson Star. The editor's terms aro "10 cents per volume, four papers per volume. When the. terms are marked' with bine pencil it is a. nbtice tMatyenr-subserlptionhas' expired." The idea of getting out a paper is his own from the beginning and the pa pereditorial, reportorial, art. business and publishing departments is his work alone and unaided. For the first six months his paper did not appear regularly, but since March 1895, it has appeared without a break, except for the time the "editor" Was sick with the chicken pos4 The elaborate four page Christmas number the "editor" wrote and illustrated while he was sick in bed with that unfortunate juvenile affliction. The paper is printed in colored inks on a little "printer" by a gelatine-plate process. Of his seventy five subscribers there are some half dozen in California and as many in Chi cago. "His business department is very methodically managed. He makes out bills, folds, wraps and adrcsscs his pa pers, besides delivering them to sub scribers in the city. The enlarged pub lishing plant consists chiefly of a new press or "printer," which cost $5, and was purchased from his earnings in his journalistic venture. The boy attends school two sessions a day and takes piano lessons and, with the growing list of subscribers and increasing work the "editor's" mother has finally prevailed upon him to make the paper a fort nightly in future. A graphic editorial explains a rcicnt delay in the paper's reaching its patrons: "My subscribers must kindly excuse the editor for not being more piompt, as he was sliding down a hill and run into a fence, which struck him right under the eye. Another time, a few days after, he was again sliding down hill when he struck a log, which sent the sleigh, with him on it, to an other fence, hurting his arm his right arm very badly, nearly breaking it, and so he could not write at all. His arm is still badly bruised, from the el bow nearly to the wrist." He announces later: "I thank my subscribers for paying me as well as tbey did, for I am able to buy a very nice desk as high as my eyes." . Adaptability, Inspector of Prisons "In providing you with work your former occupation shall be taken into account. What were you?' Convict "An anarchist." Inspector "Urn, urn. We can put him to road blasting." Flicgcndc Blactter. SOME WONDERS OFTHE OCEAN Careful scientific experiments nrove that at the depth of one mile ocean waters have a pressure equal to one ton to the square inch. The Red Sea is so called because its surface is literally covered with minute crimson animalculae. The waters of that are as clear as crystal and cf a bright hue. A spot near the Friendly islands, lati tude 24 degrees 37 minutes south; longi tude 175 degrees 8 minutes west, is twenty-three feet more than five Eng lish miles in depth. The Mediterranean is not an ocean, and should not properly be meutioned here, but there are nine different places known in it that.aie over three m'les in depth, just the same. Dr. School, the German hydrogra phcr, says that there are not less than 20.000.0.Q0 tons of mineral matter per day added to the store which the occin already holds in solution. Herbert and Sloan, the English chem ists, are authority for the statement that all known chemical elements r.rc held in solution in the waters in any one of the great oceans. Every ton of Atlantic water, when evaporated, yields 81 pounds of salt; a ton of Pacific water, 79 pounds; Arctic and Antartic waters yield 85 pounds to the ton, and Dead sea water 187 pouud3. INDUSTRIAL NOTES. Elize Lamay is a successful shoe maker in Lewiston, Me., though net in manner at all new womanish. Italy proposes to take the sale of qui nine out of the laads of druggists and make it a government monopoly. Davenport (Iowa) city officials report excellent success in the use of brick pavements laid on a concrete founda tion. I Gold shipments to the tune of a:iout ?100,OCO,000 arc accounted for by the an nual exodus of pleasure seekers to Europe. An oil well drilled in American, 'ash ion at the foot cf the Dhara Mountains. Tunis, is reported by French authori ties as successful. Fifty-four English towns leport on the use of tarred macadam as a raving surface in general, that it is cleanly and durable for light traffic. The Rhode Island State Fair in Prov idence, will have next fall, an exhibi tion of horseless carriages, with trials of speed, etc. Johann Kirchebner, of Steinach, in the Austrian Tyrol, is a tanner. What's more, so have been the male Kircheb ners before him for 340 years. The students of the Boston Institute ol Technology won four prizes in the Beaux Arts competition in Paris this year. The northernmost railroad in the world is the Swedish government line from Langsel to Boden.' But there's colder weather along the Canadian Pa- cific. A laborer grubbing roots recently in Bowmanville, 111., found, three feet be low the surface, and below the roots of a tree 300 years old, a fine tbree-potind stone ax. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. WEDNESDAY. JUNE 17, v EVIDENCE TO ORDER J NEFARIOUS TRADE PRACTICED BY SOME DETECTIVES; Hlfad te tot iMai(Itj TMtlnvay ir It Caaudt lie round Thar ManaUe tara It Oat of Flctlea blMStrea Results ami aiahy Vicili ER appearance in dicated clearly that she was not a wo man's wdman; and yet she was. strik ingly handsome cays the New Yorls Sun. She was above the medium height, with large; dark cyes,...and red brown hair. Her superb figure was expensively clad, from boots to bonnet. She was some what past 30, and in the expression of her face there was lint something which told that, as Kipling says, she "knew the worst too young." She was of the half-world, and she bore the haif-world's stamp. As she passed a Broadway hotel in the procession of late afternoon promenaders through the Tenderloin, she attracted the atten tion of a man-about-tow.ij who was talking with the hotel detective, once a centra office man. "Who's your friend, John?" asked the man-about-town. "I ddn't remem ber to have cvor seen her before." "Probably not," answ.rcd the detec tive. "It's not often that shfe- joins the procession. Slid lives Very quietly tip tdwn in a home that would make any woman contented. Remarkable wo man, that. Another victim of the private detective." "What do you mean?" "It's- not an uninteresting story. She is but we won't mind the name. She's the wife of a wealthy lumber dealer up THE REAL JUGGERNAUT OF INDIA. All the world has heard the word Juggernaut. Not half the world knows its vast and ancient significance. To the average New Yorker this day it calls to mind only a death dealing trol ley car. But to the East Indian, reared in the faith of his fathers. Juggernaut implies all the religious mysteries, all rower ard perpetuity. A correspondent has sent to the Jour nal an interesting photograph of the great car of Juggernaut before which the Hindoo devotees used to cast them selves, thinking that, so sacrificing their lives, their coiils passed at once to Heaven. Jiiggpruaiit (which is Sanscrit for Lord of the World) is a name given to the Indian god Krishna, the eighth iu- in the northern part of the state. Her parents are wealthy, and live in Al bany. She was educateJ at a female college, and afterward went abroad. There she met the man she married. Four years ago she came to town to do some' shopping. Her husband had a mean, jcalcus disposition, and he got it into his head that she was met here bv a voting fellow who lived in the same town, and who seemed to greatly admire her. "The hUoband came to New York im hired a private defective to shadow his wife. In his anxiety to learn just exactly what his wife did. he, like an idiot, te!d the detective he'd pay him h2nd-ome!y if he found anything wrcng. When her chopping wan fin ished the woman returned home. She hadn't looked twice at a man during the week she was here. That didn't matter to the detective. He reported to the husband that the wire had been guilty of all manner of high crimes and misdemeanors. He gave names and dates and hotels, backed up by affida vits. It was a pack of lies from begin ning to end." "Was the detective permittci to live? Didn't she have some one who was willing to draw and quarter him?" "Humph!" replied the detective. "He's bobbing up serenely, and is doing the same kind of work for others. That's the way he lives, and there are .- Plent-V more ust Hbe ,lIm" i- "You're a 'bit hard on y rour profes sion, John." "Oh, we're not all like fhat. You see the private detectives here are di vided into two classes. In one class are those who o a strictly criminal nj aid corporation business. That is. ley run down crooks, forgers, burg lars, sneak thieves, and the like, at tending at the same time (6 any detec tive work thai railroad arid Other cor Derations have. This class or work la" done almost entirely by detective agencies, in comparison with the num ber of private detectives, there are few of these agencies. Tbey are. conducted by men of character and men who haVe" made reputations in their business. They have established places of busi ness! and they number among their natrons some of the best known people la the city. One of these agencies has private telephone and burglar-alarm cannectioh with three df the Vander bllt houses and with many dthcrs iM craded in the Four HiimlrCd, ''There is another class of detectives, tljough, that includes the choicest col lation 6f blacklegs aiid scoundrels in tAcity. Some of then! work thfdUgtt agencies, but' most of them have thew offices in their hats. They style thiri selves 'social detectives' arid 'family watchdogs.' Their business consists almost entirely of shadowing. They cut prominent 'figures in divorce courts and in getting evidence tor shyster lawyers. They find out what kind of evidence is wanted by the persons who employ them, and they niake it their business to get it. The notion of bas ing evidence on facts never occurs td them. Of cdurse. if they find facts to support the evidence they want, so much the better. THe absence of facts, however; never deters" them from pro ducing the evidence. "They will swear to anything them selves, and they have .i. gang of pro fessional witnesses who will corrob orate their testimony. Of course, these professional witnesses testify for revenue only. Among these profes sional witnesses are ho'cl clerks, broken-down lawyers, blackleg notaries public, and what not. These detectives make it their business to get members of their gang into hotels of question able reputation as clerks, or ihey at- carnation of Vishnu. The temple Is in Puri, a town on the Bay of Bengal. The image is a rude one, of wood. The body is red, the face black, the arms gilt. The face is hideously daubed with color. The deity is supposed to be shut up within the cavity of the idol's heart. The periodical worships are at tended by thousands. The .idol for merly was drawn about on a giant car, which is 200 feet high. There was shouting, singing and fanatic excite ment. Flowers and sacrifices were strewn in the idol's path, and in their fervor the wretched worshipers hmied themselves beneath the car and were crushed to death. Under the influence of British nffe .that suicidal practice has been discontinued. tach the clerks to their staffs. If it is necessary to furnish affidavits, their lawyers draw them up and their no taries attest them. "If a lawer, who will take any kind of case, wants evidence to bolster up that ease he goes to one of these detec tive agencies. As a result of his visit he gets the evidence he wants. You must not get the notion, though, from what I have said, that the clients of these detectives arc always served faithfully. There may be honor among thieves, but not among some detectives. They manufacture a case against some body, anu" they find out whether that eomebedy has more money than their employer. If he has, then the skill of the detective as a blackmailer is dis played. He approaches the person against whom he has been employed to get evidence. The sleuth tells his victim something of the natur? of the case that has been made out against him, and then suggests that, for a con sideration, the evidence may be sup pressed. In about five cases out of ten terms arc agreed upon and the evi dence is suppressed." The Hoase of God. In the house of God, God, not man, speaks. He gives a divine message through His servant, the pastor of His church, which is inspired by the Holy Spirit, and in merely giving utter ance in the medium of languauge by the man of God. The church is a holy place, for where Gcd is specially ap pointed to speak to His people noth ing should be Introduced of a nature to f defile. Rev. G. Hoyme, ' "' 1896. ABOUT LOVING CUPS. PRESENT INDICATIONS ARE THEV HAVE COME TO STAY. Origla la Eaatertf At Brwagh Promlaeaea by a WaaalagtM W fat Hera la Catcaga Darla taa Fait MaaafaetaMd by Tkaaaaaaa, CCORDINGta pres ent Indications, the 'loving cup" has come to stay. First ClaM silversmiths are making them by the score; first class glassmakers blow them by hun d r e d , potteries have them by thou sands; beer mugs take their name, counters are covered with them wherever well-bred mortals are served, and no family with the slightest pretension to distinction or a long-winded ancestry is supposed to be without one, says the Washington Times. Societies of all names and for all pur poses have their "loving cups" on tap, so to speak, and have begun to bestow them upon those they delight to honor, and the ceremonious rite of the presen tation and use of the "loving cup" is the prodigious fad of the hour all over America. This renewal of an ancient custom, originated in eastern Asia many thou sand years ago, is due to the poetic forethought and enthusiastic ancestor worship of May Whitney Emerson of Washingtod, D. C, who called together a company of her kinsfolk In July, Worlds-Exposition year, in Chicago, and gave them all a drink frdm A tot ing cup made expressly for her and the occasion, from a model known to be over 1,000 years old and once belonging to her (and their) ancestor, Heolf, con queror of Normandy. The original had been used St II cer tain yuletide festival in S93, when Leif Ericson "took a vow on the cup" that he would find and colonize "Vineland," already discovered by BJarrl, Heolf's Ron. The vow was kept the following year. This is. however, not the only time that the loving cup has figured conlc uously in American history. Two hun dred Slid seventy-two years ago a great silver loving clip, with two handles, brought to America on board the May flower from Ley den, was Used by Gov. Carver at Plymouth, when Mass.t3oit, the great Indian sachem, made his first visit of welcome to the white invaders. In the clip was "pesset," made of Hol land gin, sugar, spices and water. GOv. Carver first tasted from the cup and passed it to Mnssasoit, who, noth ing daunted, drank courageously, though such a concoction was as un known to him as the Greek 'tongue. The cup was then passed to each of Ihe red men of his party and after to all the whites, who drank in turn. This was the same "fealty-vow" use of the cup of old Norse days revived on American soil by the Puritans after 700 or more years, aid Is called by Jane Austen "the first International treaty." The loving cup used in Chicago at the Sancto-Claro banquet to the Vikings, July 19,1S93, contained one good Cali fornia orahge wine, and after its use there It was taken to Norway by Capt. Magnus Anderson, to whom It was pre sented by Mrs. Emerson, who, lineal descendant to Heolf through her father, is also, through her mother, derived di rectly from "Pastor John" Robinson of Ijeydcn Mayflower fame, who sent the great silver loving cup of "the first in ternational treaty" to America. The loving cup of today is in its sym bolism identical with the "Arvcl cup" of Norway, the Holy Kraal, or Graal, of Africa, the Sacced Arc of Syria, the covenanting cup of the Jews, the san greal of France, the mother cup of ancient China and the grail of King Arthur's quest. It is also the same in meaning and derivation as the "cup" of the. commun ion service of the Christian church, and was always and everywhere used with a "formula of remembrance" and fealty, its contents signifying the "united blood" of the drinkers. Its significance in America, if called a loving-cup, means brotherhood and fealty to the gods of Truth, Justice, Liberty and Love. Ciot tho Wronc Man. Old Mr. and Mrs. Shuman, from Bry an, went to Atlanta, and in going to the hotel for dinner saw a crowd around a justice's court. The old couple, with pardonable curiosity, inquired the cause of the gathering. They were in formed that a man was on trial for beating his wife. Edging their way through the bystanders to get a look at the prisoner, the o!d lady whispered to her husband: "What a murderous looking creature the prisoner is. I'd he afraid to get near him." "Hush!" warned her husband. "That isn't the prisoner; he hasn't ben brought in yet." "It isn't? Who is it, then?" "It's the judge!" A Volatile Carload. Twelve and a half tons of silver bullion, valued approximately at $375, 000, will shortly be shipped from the Eureka hill. Ti-e shipment, while not large enough to fill a car. is as expen sive as would be rcrmiUed. This, it is said, will be the largest single car shipment ever rosde from a mine in Utah and it is behced in the world. Salt Lake Tribune. Ilr.l n Ta?. Johnny Jameson had arrived at his eighth b:rthd?y and thought that it would be real nice to write a letter to his papa, and this is the way he began: "My Dear Papa Whenever I am tempted to do wrong I think of you and say, 'Get thee behind me, Satan.' " Our Girls and Boys. Not STarrled. Wife What a happy-lcoking couple those two are! I wonder how long they've been married? Husband Oh. I guess they're only engaged. New York Weekly. Gat trued to It. Woman How can yon go on the stage in such a scanty costume? Another Womaa Ob, you get ud to the draught after twhile! Detroit i Tribune. TEACHING THE BIBLE. A Haw ttrtbad for Baaat igaars. Another new bible is soon to be issued says the New York Journat It differs widely from all others and none will be more useful in the work of spreading tie gospel. The peculiarity of this book, kowsver, lies not in the interpreta tion at ti meaning of the scriptures but in the typographical arrangesagnt. It is intended to render the perusal of the volume a matter of greater ease to forslftnera and this will be accom plished by tke nse of the Cosmo-Roman alphabet. Tn idea originated with Robert W. Mason, a young New Yorker, while a student in the New York Mis sionary Training institute at 690 8th avenue. It Is In this institute that young men who wish to labor in the missionary field are tausht the secrets of that work.' While pursuing his studies Mr. Mason noted tbc efforts made by foreigners to read a bible printed in the English language. It occurred to him that it would be a potent aid to such persons if ah alpha bet could be invented which differed less widely from their native lan guages. After two years of study he invented what he calls a Cosmo-Roman alphabet of fifty characters with an English division of forty-five char acters. Mr. Mason believes this alpha bet as perfect as can be made and he feels sure that it will revolutionize the study of the English language by for eigners. Since conceiving the plan3 Tor printing the new bible in the alphabet invented by him he has moved to Bridgeport, Conn. "I have one very important idea in connection with my undertaking." he said, in discussing his new idea. "That is. of teaching for eigners the English through the bible. It is my belief that a knowledge of the bible will lead not only to a complete repression of anarchistic principles, but to a rejection of them as well for all time. It is my hope to make the bible a text-book for the study of Eng lish, and if my work meets with the approval of good people I propose to have huge placards printed and posted in all prominent landing stations, docks and shipyards In this country telling foreigners that the new bible is ready for them." In every sensa of the word Mr. Mason's bible will be unique. He will sc the new testament first. The first two or three pages will be devoted wholly to illustrations, rep resenting familiar objects, such as are seen in the "A, B, C" books given to children. There will be, for Instance, the word "gun," and just beneath it the picture of the object named. AH the illustrations are on the same order, the Intention being to familiarize the reader with common words and names of objects. The forty-five elementary sounds of the English language will be accompanied by as many explanatory pictures, making a combination pho netic and pictorial alphabet. The text will be printed in large type and in parallel columns. The first column will contain the English reading and the second the phonetic or pronounc ing version of the same. Mr. Mason says he will use no foreign language in the book except on the cover page. Knglaad and Ransla. Anyone who carefully feels the public pulse of Europe must be struck by the extraordinary ebb and Row there is in the expression of feeling of the French as to England, according as France im agines herself basking in the full blaze of Russian friendship or sees that friendship setting below her western horizon toward England. As for En gland, the friendship of Russia is, as we now stand, a slender reed to lean on. I have it on the highest authority that the present czar of Russia is a man of no fixity of purpose, quite unable to seize on a great political idea and al ways swayed by the last speaker. I am told that he is even unable to grasp the contents of a long state paper and that he either wearies of the effort or is too indolent to try and master it for himself. In this he is following the practice of his father, who, being really too thick-headed to understand things, invariably left it to his old tutor to make him a precis of the document with marginal notes of the leading points. This mode of dealing with im perial affairs is leaving untold oppor tunities in the hands of persons whose Interests are frequently opposed to those of their nominal ruler and com pletely at variance with the professions made personally by him. It is this which makes the power of an autocrat perilous beyond words, when the power he Is supposed to wield is really in the hands of others. Therefore the friend ship of the czar for the prince of Wales and his closely interwoven matrimonial alliances with our royal house counts literally for nothing and are a mere featherweight in comparison with a glimpse of the assassin's dagger, pro duced at the psychological moment by those who disapprove of an English rapprochement. Fortnighly Review. Nearly Rart na Welili Name. During the Jameson raid in London the stenographic reporters had a hard time .with the boer name3 that came trippingly off the tongues cf the wit nesses. In one instance a place is men tioned which ai pears in the deposi tions as Van Uithoouis Winkelspruit. The nearest the Evening Standard re porter got to it was Van Nit Hookis winkel Sprint; the Globe gently modi fied this to Van Nit Hoorisw'inkcl, while the Sun simplified it to Van Oudtchoorn'n, and the Evening News bcldiy made one fearrcme word of it, thus: Vancudtsehawanswinkel. The rest of the repcrtcrs, like prudent men. declined it altogether. How Willis Fonn:l tlit Pin. "Too bad." complained Mr. Heming way; "been hunting an hour for my club pin. Dropped it out on the lawn and wouldn't take any money for it." When he came home to supper he found the pin beside his plate. "Whoop-ee!" he cried; "where'd ye find it?" "I let Willie go barefooted this after noon," explained Mrs. Hemingway, softly, as she poured the tea. Eastern Argus. Hebrew View or Chrkt. We deplore and condemn the cruci fixion of Jfsus of Nazareth. He was without doubt one of nature's noble men, pure in sentiment and action, a great leader and reformer of men, and as such fell a victim to the fanaticism and jealous power of Rome. Rabbi Joseph Silverman. WHOLE NUMBER 1,302. THX OLD UXIAXLB fiotaatas- State -Baakl. ftpHeitst a fM ftWBl lataUmaStalEdatL kWTiiknlil Ht&l t fnAMHEl : tlpUII. BUYS GOOD NOTES OITKBKS AKD DIRECTOR!! Lhahder Gkrrard, Pres't, B. H. Hkkrt, Vice Prest, If. Brugge, Cashier. Jonic Stauffer, Wm. Kccmer. COLUMBUS. NEB.. HAS AX AiflNrizt. 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