The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, May 06, 1896, Image 1
rr"5C,"5?r-vF5'if' ' aF"- --PC-'' 'T "JT ""' SL :-;--' . ST . " Ctemte tftmral. y VOLUME XXVII.-NUMBER 4. WHOLE NUMBER 1.356. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. WEDNESDAY. MAY 0, 1896. sgasr. Sbe : V. !& - . WITH APACHE KID. ANT brave men nave hesitated to meet the Apache Kid on anything ap proaching equal terms. I knew this thoroughly, and, not claiming fo be a man of exalted courage, I was probably excited at the time I sought to capture him, and this may account, in some measure, for a failure that missed turning out a tragedy only by a hair's breadth. The Blueball gold mine is located to the north of Phoenix some 18 miles. The property is just being developed, and only three miners (myself among the number) were hired to work In the shaft. "- On a certain Saturday night Joe and Tote, my two fellow workmen, saddled up their horses and went to town to remain over Sunday. After they took their departure, that Saturday night, I thrust a fresh tallow "dip" in the empty whisky bottle that answered for a candlestick, and pro ceeded to read some papers that had been brought over the day bercre by some boys at a neighboring mine. I snt at the table with my back to the door. Time passed rapidly and un heeded, and it must have been close on to midnight when I heard a slight noise and looked up from my reading. The movement brought my eyes on a line with the window, and there, pressed against the glass was the face of an Indian. My heart gave a wild leap into my throat as I, an instant later, recognized this Indian ns none other than the Apache Kid. For a moment I was actually para lyzed with fear and incapable of action Visions of the bloody crimes perpe trated by Kid passed in quick and gory succession before my oyes. The red skin was a dead shot with thp rifle. I know he would as soon have killed me as to cat a meal. What was I to do? A rusty old Winchester stood in the corner, but I was not certain whether there was a single cartridge in its magazine. I had a wild thought of blowing out the light and chancing the gun. Reason prevailed, however, when I reflected that to recognize Kid is, figuratively speaking, to drive the last nail In my coffin. Whenever the Apache Kid saw that he was recog nized, he always acted on the principle tbat dead men tell no tales. As I heard a hand rasp across the door in locating the latch, I resolved to strain my nerves to the utmest and fail to show my unwelcome visitor that I recognized him. It was a stern reality for a man to face a desperate condi tion considering that my prospective visitor was an individual with a large reward out for his capture, and who .must, of course, believe that every man's hand was against him. With the noiseles tread of a tiger cat, the Apache Kid passed over the threshold in his nioccasincd feet. 1 kept my gaze riveted on the newspaper, but the page swam before my eyes What would be my visitor's greeting a knife thrust or a rifle ball? Had 1 been chained to the floor, with a keg of giant powder slowly igniting by means of a fuse at my back, my nervous tension could not have been greater. Suddenly I felt a heavy hand on my shoulder, and leaped to my feet. "How?" remarked Kid. grimly. "How?" I returned; then added the , AN UNEXPECTED VISIT, query, for the purpose of disarming his suspicion: "Maricopa?" '-He shook his head. "Pima?" He nodded. "What do you want?" In answer to my question, he held out his right hand and I saw an ugly cut across the wrist. "Heap hurt," he said, g!oomily. "Fix IL" Kid's wish was my law, under the circumstances, and I secured a bottle of arnica and some clean linen and dressed his wound. "Pima hungry," he then suggestively remarked, and I sat out cold beans and bread and watched them disappear be tween the Indian's massive jaws. "Heap sleepy." he went on, after the food had vanished, and then cooly picked up the rusty Winchester in the corner and dropped down on a cot with the rifle beside him. Here was an instance of the Apache Kid's reckless bravery. Wounded and In the enemy's country, he deliberately laid himself down and slept As his Btentorious breathing became louder and more suggestive of deep slumber, I grew more courageous; in fact, my recklessness, as I now icok at it, amounted nothing short of madness. As I sat there, in the sputtering glow of that iallow dip, the thought of the 6,000 out for Kid engendered a desire and the desire engendered a determina tion. I would capture him, but how? I cast my eyes about the shanty. There were no firearms, no rope where with to tie a prospective prisoner in short, nothing at all which I could use In making such a desperate capture. But, stay! On a rough wooden shelf, not a great distance from my hand, were two bottles, one containing chloroform liniment Happy idea! I would chloroform the Apache Kid! If I should live a thousand years, I could never account for the wild im pulse that spurred me on to perform that rash act As I have said, I am not a particularly courageous man, aad 1 VV t i S f BEJhfiaJgB 33w saW I IB BBS can only account for what I did by sup posing that I was acting blindly and thoughtlessly on the spur of the mo ment Drawing my handkerchief from my pocket, I stepped to the shelf and laid my hands on one of the bottles. But I recoiled when I reflected that the odor of the narcotic might affect me while I was administering it to Kid. Seizing a towel, I tied it about my nostrils, fold on fold, so that, in breath ing, I might use it as a filter, so to speak, for the air that entered my lungs. A moment later I had saturated the handkerchief, and was slowly ap proaching the recumbent form of the redskin. Kid slept well at least his loud breathing gave me this assurance and I kept my eyes On that old Winchester as I slowly advanced and halted beside the cot I had neither time nor inclina tion to remark upon Kid's countenance as smoothed into peaceful lines by the all-conquering hand of slumber. I merely applied the saturated cloth to his nostrils and held it there for minute after minute, while the perspiration started in beads on my forehead and my rash courage oozed gradually out my finger tips. At last, sure that the Indian must be under the influence of the drug, I dropped the handkerchief and hurried from the shanty. My nerves tingled with excitement Now that I had my man, what should I do with him? Reason suggested that, to make him secure beyoud all perad venture. he should be bound, and 1 went to the stable to secure a rope. As I turned to retrace my steps to the house, the thought came to me with crushing force that Kid had rarely traveled unattended by sonte brave with a criminal tendency. Might it not be that he had halted at the shanty to wait for some red companion to join him? What a fool t was. In another instant I had leaped on my horse and was galloping like mad for the Phoenix mine. I would get the entire outfit Of the Phoenix and make secure the final capture of my half-taken prisoner. I have reason to believe that the dis tance from the Blueball to the Phoenix has never been covered so rapidly be fore or since as it was by me that night. When I declared that I had captured Kid, the renegade, the Phoenix boys even jeered at me; but they all turned out. armed themselves, and followed me back to the Blueball. The candle had long since burned out and all was dark in the shanty. I threw a cordon of men about the house, however, and then entered it cautiously, accompanied by three of the best shots from Phoenix Not a sound was to be heard as we stepped into the cabin. "He's still under the influence of the chloroform," I remarked, as I struck a match and lighted a fresh candle. When I finally turned my attention to the cot I was amazed to find that it was empty. The Apache Kid had dirappeared. On the table lay a pack of much thumbed playing carda belonging to Joe. One of them the ace of hearts was turned up, and on it was hastily written the following: "When you chloroform your next Indian, use something besides benzine. "P. S. I take your gun, having lost mine. KID." The note was correctly spelled and the chirography was fair; but then Kid had enjoyed the advantages of a good Indian school some say he attended Carlisle. But how was it t had happened to mistake the benzine for the chloroform liniment bottle, and why did not the Kid rise up and annihilate me on the snot? I have never been able satisfactorily to answer these two questions. A tnnon la Patience. Cne of the happiest little boys I ever saw is a cripple, and he will never walk. His lower limbs are paralysed, and the little fellow Is wheeled around in a chair made for his especial use. When I first saw him I thought how awful it must be for a 7-year-old boy not to be able to run and play like other children, and. without thinking. I asked: "Isn't it lovely here? Don't you wish you could run and jump?" "Yes," said the little fellow, "I might like it. but I'm happy where I am. and perhaps I'd get hurt Little boys do." Then I felt rebuked, and the little boy. whistling and singing in the chair, playing with whatever Is given to him, the minutes of the hours by which the days arc told, like sunbeams lighting and gladdening life's pathway, has been a lesson to me ever since I first saw him. They Live I-oni; In riillittrlphta. There died In Philadelphia last week twelve persons more than 80 years old, eight men and four women, and of thes: three were more than 90 years old, one being 98. CURRENCY. Each British soldier costs his coun try $320 every year. Patents are issued by sixty-four gov ernments in the world. A dramatic college for ladies is shortly to be started in one of the su burbs of London. The largest Krupp guns have a range of seventeen miles and fire two shots a minute. The shipbuilding concern of Sir W. G. Armstrong & Co.. limited, of Glas gow, will establish a plant in Japan. A white buzzard was lately shot in Texas having on its neck a bell marked "1S60" and "Ralls county, Missouri." Kangaroos are such a plague in Aus tralia that the government pays a bounty of 8 pence for each animal that is killed. It will surprise a good many people, no doubt, to learn that when a regis tered letter is stolen the sender has no claim on the government The biggest edible oysters in the world are found at Port Lincoln, in South Australia. They measure some times more than a foot across the shell and are said to be of the finest flavor. It is intended by German doctors to celebrate on May 14 the one hundredth anniversary of Dr. Jenner's first ex periment in vaccination. The bank statistics of Ireland for 1895 are the most satisfactory ever re corded, and show that Ireland has but to be let alone to attain a thoroughly sound economic condition. EXTINCT ANIMAIS IF THE MAMMOTHS RETURNED TO EARTH ONCE MORg. Dlnossars and Dodo. fVonld Cause Con sternation Aaaoaff Preseat Vmj Anl saals, n tunas as Well as Brute A Realistic Picture, T is a good thing, on the whole, that the extinct animals are extinct, because a dinosaur, a dodo, or a megatherium returning to earth at the present time would create more trouble than he would be worth. Nobody would know what to do with such a monster, and science tells Ub that he might be dan gerous. Even the pterodactyl, which was in many respects the most delicate of these products of a remote age, would not have made a decent soup. The size of these beasts was such that they could afford only a poor kind of sport They were so big that the worst marks man could not help but hit them, and after they were killed they could not be removed. The sportsman who shot a dinosaur would have no fine pair of antlers to take home with him for the edification cf his friends, while the dodo was an ugly bird without any ornamental feathers that would have looked well ir. a woman's hat This monster was rn absurd creation, being able neither io fly nor to swim, and was cxtermi ralcd in the seventeenth century, much to the general relief. The dodo displayed neither activity rcr intelligence, and its name is a syno nym for stupidity to the present day. Captain Van Wcet-Zancu. of Hat j via, has left it on record how n dodo rap tured by some of his men could not be eaten by the whole crew, so great was Its size. He also tells how the dodo made such a display of stupidity no to merit the contempt of his men. A dodo walking along a country rwi at the present time would scare all the horas and block up the pass.igo. Several men with clubs would be required to dispatch the Creature, and the removal of its body would entail considerable labor. The dinosaur, however, was a far dif ferent creature. The dinosaurs wc-re an old family with several branches. One of these families of dinosaurs had small heads with a big horn. Their cousins had the huge body of the dino saur, but a long head like that tif a horse The horned dinosaur was equally at home on land or water. The animal was armed with a tall of immense strength, and he had a rhin bone over three feet in length and nearly a foot In breadth at the upper end. A singular thing about the bonc3 of this animal, which have been so often found and articulated for exhibition In museums, is that they are ail hollow. This afforded both lightness and strength, says the New York World. Thi monster is supposed to have been a great swimmer, and on land he is believed to have proceeded somewhat after the manner of a kangaroo. Scien tists examining rocks for traces of an tediluvian creatures have found im pressions of the tails of dinosaurs as they walked along or stopped now and (hen to rest. Another extinct animal with a huge tail v.as the hadrosaurus. He had heavy scales down his back and was a vegetable feeder like the iguancdon. It has been held by some scientists that birds are derived from the dinosaurs, being much reduced in siz2 during the ronntloss generations which have in tervened. This theory, however, is uot correct, according to Huxley and other modern scientists who have studied the 1 bones of these monsters, and who held that ooth were derived from some com mon ancestor. Whales arc undoubtedly descended from some former land animal, and the whale remains a warm-blooded animal to the present day. Some scientists believe that whales are the dinosaurs of the present day. The dinosaur with the horse's head was a herbivorous animal. This crea ture is of peculiar interest to New Yorkers, as. in remote times, he proba bly walked in Central Park and swam across the Hudson river. Remains of the herbivorous dinosaur have been found in various parts of North America. The Bad Lands of Dakota have been especially prolific in rewarding the efforts of searchers for such fossils. ' Mr. Waterhouse Hawkins, formerly of this city, restored the skeleton of a hadrosaurus found in this vicinity, and when the work was finished it meas ured twenty-six feet in length. Stand ing on its hinder extremities and tail, the animal stood thirteen feet three Inches high. Professor March, of Yale college, dia-1 covered the remains of one herbivorous dinosaur In the Laramie beds of Wyom ing. The skeleton was thirty feet In length and stood nearly fifteen feet high. The brain of this creature was very small in proportion to its skull, but It had enormous eyes, and scientists who have examined the skeleton have con cluded that its sense of smell was very keen. The whole backbone was found complete, with the exception of a few little vertebrae from the end of the tall. There were about ninety vertebrae In the backbone of this powerful creature. A remarkable feature of this skeleton of the extinct monster was that it in cluded ossified tendons, by means of which the vertebrae were held together. The hind limbs were enormous and Were covered with fairly broad hoofs. The fore limbs were so small that they could be of little or no apparent use in the water or on land, but It is bCTTevcd they were" used to dig nests for the eggs of the monster. One of these great animals could come up to a tree and eat leaves and small limbs thirty feet above the ground. In such work the fore feet would be useful in grasp ing the limbs. These animals were practically land whales, but they had the advantage over the whale of being equally at home on land or In water. Tho enormous tails with which their fossil remains show them to have been provided made them powerful swimmers, and it is be lieved they could dive and dash through the sea with great rapidity. Perhaps the most horrible In appear ance of all these prehistoric monsters was the anomodont This creature was a hugo reptile, with large scales like bolts on his back, four powerful feet and a short but very strong tail. The ant-eater of Australia is by some suppopcd to be a descendant of this re mote ancestor, but a good, live anomo dont could have whipped a dozen ent eaters of the present day. Naturalists are so puzzled as they study the fossil remains of the anomodont that they are a a !oS to know definitely whether he was a icptiie or a mammal. As the creatures were known to lay eggs, the former supposition has been most popular. When the remains of these creatures wore found in the eigh teenth century, they were so large that people could not bring themselves to IF THE PREHISTORIC MAMMOTH ANIMALS CAME TO LIFE. believe that they really were bones of a monster which once had lived upon the earth. The skeleton of one of tlu'se creatures not long ago unearthed in the Karco strata of South Africa measured nine feet in length, without the 'ail. When all the flesh was on, and the crea ture alive, he must-have been nearly twice as big. The megatherium was. perhaps, the most powerful of all these brutes. His strength was superior to that of any animsl now alive today, and his size greater than that of any whale or ele phant Yet tho megatherium, as his fossil re mains show, could move about with freedom and ease, and could even j'ivc chase to other animals and fight for his life if attacked. His head was compar atively small, but his bones were stu pendous. This gigantic mocster Is supposed to have been at home in forests of enor mous trees lite the huge redwoods of California. But the strongest tree could not, it is believed, have resisted his ferocious strength when fully exerted. Desiring to break down such a tree for its foliage, this giant would settle himself upon his haunches, and fold his enormous arms about Its trunk. "The massive frame of the megathe rium is convulsed with the mighty ef fort." says an eminent paleontologist, describing such a scene, "every vibrat ing fibre reacting upon Its bony attach ment with the force of a hundred giants; extraordinary must be the strength and proportion cf a tree if. when recked to and fro, right and !eft, in such an embrace, it can long with stand the efforts of Its assailant I v jtu;j, lilt iwuia ij uji - ----" is scattered wide upon the surrounding fcliagc, and the tree comes down with a thundering crash, cracking and snap ping the brittle boughs like glass. Then the coveted food is within reach and the megatherium reaps the reward of his more than hcruclcan labors." Another prehistoric brute was the dinotherium. This creature resembled an elephant except that his tusks, in stead of turning upward, bent down ward. The purpose of this was to en able him to tear up the ground and fight his enemies by a downward move ment of his head. The macrauchenia roamed the woods of prehistoric days and is now extinct. He resembled a gigantic horse. Professor Marsh has shown that there likewise existed an eight-toed horse, which inhabited Cuba, and there is reason to believe that a species of tiger was alive that had tusks bending down ward from its upper jaws. The mastodon exceeded any elephant in size. He had four enormous tusks in his head, two in the upper and two in the lower jaw, and he roamed all ever the North American continent Remains of some of the largest mas- todona4have been found In this mate. A giant tapir-like animal lived in the eocene period find a great bird of prey called the Herperornis regalls is mads known to us by many fossil remalh found in cretaceous strata in North America. A curious thing about all these ani mals is that in spite of their vast size and great strength they should have be come extinct The smaller and weaker animals survived. Perhaps the giant monsters killed each other off in some great battle of prehistoric times, and this theory has more than once been ad vanced to account for their disappearance. STATUES OF HIMSELF. Two Heroic Broazo Cast lass Mado tot the Late W. II. English. The late W. H. English of Indiana, who ran for vice president on the ticket with Gen. Hancock, oncd remarked in connection with the dec'ine of a Thomas A. Hendricks monument movement, "that if it be true hell i3 payed with good intentions, there must be monu ments to distinguished Americans at every corner of that well-lighted realm," says the New York Journal. The significance of this remark, which was widely quoted at the time, is now better understood, as it has developed that Mr. English, during his lifetime, ordered cast two large bronze statues of himself of the heroic height of eight feet four inches, at a cost of $ 1,300 each, and with a specification permitting him others at the same price. This was In 1884, when Mr. English still believed that he would somo day be president of the United States, add tbat there would be a demand for his effigy In enduring bronze. It has since his death leaked out that Mr. English cherished a secret ambition to have hta statue occupy one of the four great "fame points"set apart for bronzes Of illustrious American statesmen around the $300,000 soldiers and sailors' monument at Indianapolis, which was unveiled in 1S93. Mr. Eng lish was until eight months be fore his death a member of the stato commission charged with tbc erection of the monument Statues of George Rogers Clark, of continental army fame, and Gen. William Henry Harrison, have been placed in position. The other two are decided upon, ard Mr. English is not one of them. The heirs have decided, therefore, to put up one of the bronzes on the family burial lot and the other either in front of the English hotel property, in Idian npolis, or in the public square of the town of English, in Crawford county, one of the Ohio river centers of the state. lie Got an Answer. "You think you never spoke of this except to the deceased, do you?" ruer ied the lawyer. "That's what I said," answered the witness. "Now, don't you know, as a matter of fact," pur sued the lawyer, rising and pointing bis long finger Impressively at him, "that the deceased had been dead for ten years when these events took place? If you talked to him at all you talked to his bones. Will you please tell me how you would communicate with a skeleton?" "I would wire it. sir," stifly rejoined the witness. Christian Advocate. CURIOUS FACTS. The Esquimaux give tho doctor his fee as soon as be comes. If the patient recovera he keeps It; otherwise be re turns it to the family. The Coliseum of Rome was built to accommodate one hundred thousand spectators. It covers five and one-half acres cf land, and was 120 feet biga. Florida is noted for its rivers and lakes. The St John's river is nearly four hundred miles long. The Indian river is a salt water .agcon, 165 miles long and from one to six mile3 wide, and is famous for its oranges and pine apples. National flowers have cecn adopted in various countries as follows: Greece, violet; Canada, sugar maple; Egypt, lo tus; England, rose; France, fleur dc lis; Germany, corn flower; Ireland, sham rock; Italy, lily; Prussia, linden; Sax ony, mignonette; Scotland, thistle; Spain, pomegranate; Wales, leek. It costs more to send a ton of goods from London to the west of Ireland than to Japan. A ton of woolen goods can be forwarded from London to New York for $4; to Chicago, one thousand miles inland, for $7, and to Japan for $10. The same goods sent from Derry to London cost $14, and from Gweedore, seventy miles inland. $24. According to a prominent London physician the dangerous habit of rmok ing green tea cigarettes is rapidly grow ing and becoming more in use with the women of England, many of whom It is now claimed smoke their five o'clock tea instead of drinking it The effect of the abuse of the cigarettes upon their nervous systems is raid to be ex tremely bad. A QTJEENU DONKEY. VICTORIA OF ENGLAND DRIVES A LOWLY ASS. It la Slow, bat Safe aad Sara The BIcnett Monarch la the World Pre fers the Cheapest Draught Aalnat to All Others, HE Queen of Eng land is the oldest monarch Itt Eu rope. She ruled the most powerful empire in the world. She Is the richest reigning queen and the only one who d r 1 v e s a donkey. which is the cheap- est draught animal, after the goat Queen Victoria, In her donkey phae ton, is a Sight that tickles the crowned heads of Europe. Victoria, however, lets them laugh, and takes great com fort in her little trap, drawn by the meek and lowly ass. The point which appeals to the queen is the sober pace and quiet manners of the donkey. Of late years she has grown nervous behind horses, although as a girl she was a fearless horse woman. At the Villa Liscrb, near Cannes, In the south of France, the queen in dulges her fondness for driving her pet donkey. Away from home she feels that she can drop much of the ctiqtiette and ceremony which hedges her round at Balmoral. Her villa has extensive grounds looking off on the sea. and she can take her reguiaf raornlng outing In her donkey cart, driving slowly about the garden paths. She does not drive her donkey along the boulevards. The vehicle which she usually uses on these occasions Is a low basket work phaeton. eas to get in and out of, with a broad, comfortable seat. There is a top which can be raised If the sun is- too warm. Usually, how ever, the top Is down, and majesty shades its eyes with a parasol. A curving dashboard acts as a bul wark against any possible onslaught of the donkey's heels, in case he should so far forget himself. This is a ptfr caution which is advisable with all don keys, no matter hew sweet-tempered. If a donkey gets excited he never can be counted upon, and human foresight cannot guarantee that he Will not find cause for excitement in something. When Queen Victoria goes driving she holds the reins loosely In one hand, but this is a purely perfunctory per formance. She does not really drive herself. Driving a donkey Is not espe cially amusing. A trusty young groom walks by the donkey's head and with a leading rein guides him according to the queen's directions. By the side cf the phaeton walk two of Victoria's Highland at tendants. Before John Brown's death this was his special duty. They carry shawls, and the queen's bottle of salts, without which she never goes cut A LIGHTED CUN. Here a Oncer Inventloi Tint Will Enable Yon to Shott Accurately. The shades of night arc no longer a protection to game from the powers of the sportsman. An English Nimrod has invented a luminous sight for use in a bad light A tiny incandescent lamp, fed from a single storage battery concealed In the gun stock, is mount ed within a shield at the muzzle of the gun, and a faint ray of light calcu lated to indicate the position of Its source, is exposed in the direction of the shooter's eye, and this is sufficient to enable him to obtain the required alignment with the back sight and with the target, be it animate or in inani mate. The special application of the sight Is for game shooting nt night and for naval service, such, for instance, as the illumination of a machine gun used against torpedo attacks during the night. For the latter purpose it has been adopted In the English navy. The Japanese Metho:f. It is customary among the most civ ilized nations, when launching cr chtis tcning a vessel, to break a bottle of champagne or other wine over her bows. The Japanese, with their usual .thrifty notions, do not believe in this unnecessary waste. When they chris ten a vessel, instead of breaking a bot tle, they liberate a number of pigeons. At the christening of the Yashima, the largest and most powerful battleship ever constructed for the Japanese navy, which took place a short time ago at the Elswick shipyard, on the Tyne, this unusual sight was seen. Maditne Kato, the wife of a member of the Jap anese embassy, christened the vessel and let loose the pigeons at the same time. It would be interesting to know what the origin, meaning and inten tion of the custom was. Ilor.ie ami Horse. The ether day two ?ross-eyed men were riding down Broad street, when suddenly a collision occurred. Then one of the men angrily said: "Why don't you look where you're going?" As quick as a flash the other, notic ing the former's defect cf vision, re plied: "Why don't you go where you're look ing?" And the reply being eo apt both mounted their vheel3 and rode off smiling Philadelphia Call. Foolish Litlcatlon. Two farmers of Beech Springs, Va., went to law a week or so since over a calf, valued at $2. which one accused the other of stealing. The litigation cost the farmers about S50 each and the case was dismissed. The next day the calf was found dead in a cave on property which did not belong to cither of the litigants. Exchange. Klas of rortajcal Frlcelejs Crown. The king of Portugal recently had his crown repaired and the jeweler to whom the commission was given says it is the most valuable crown in the world. It is worth $5,000,000. "This Is very sudden," replied Mr. Hugglns. "I thoroughly appreciate the honor you confer upon me, but you will give me a week to consider, I sup pose?" Harper's Bazar. MESSAGES ON A UNBEAM. Beadlac Semade Alens P -'cht Dr. Bell's Experlavratf Whea walking through the labora tory of the "Volta bureau" with Ir. A. Graham Bell, the inventor of the tele phone, I picked ap on one of the shelves a piece of pine board abput half an inch thick and eight Inches square, saya World's Progress. Out of the cen ter of it extended a speaking tub?, which apparently rested against a thin disk of bright metal sunk Into the op posite side. This metal as like a silver mirror and was aboatai arge around as the bottom of tumbler. J asked Dr. Bell what it was and he told mo it was a perfected instrument whos? original construction enabled him to project his voice from one point to another through the medium of a sunbeam. It enabled him, in other words, to send sounds along a ray of light without the aid of an electric wire. He took the in strument and put the tube to hie mouth, holding tho mirror so that It caught the sun and cast a little shadow disk of light on the opposite wall. Then by breathing slightly fco mado this shadow increase and diminish and as sume various shapes by the action of his breath against the mirror dia phragm. "That shows you," said he. "how the action of the diaphragm- is carried along the ray. Now, If you will Pt a little bottle with some soot In it where that shadow is on the wall and speak Into the tube you will find that the sound will travel along the ray of light, and by having a receiver con nected With the bottle one would be able to hear what you were saying. We have spoken by this means to and from points 200 yards apart, and there seems to be no reason to doubt that speech may be sent along a beam of light tor great distances. In our ex periment in this we first used salenium. a very rare substance and very sensi tive to light We have found, how ever, that we can produce very good results with common soot, and the dis coveries may yet be made which will make such an invention commercially practicable." "BLEAK HOUSE" LOCALITIES. Tom-All-Alone lias Illsapeared Mr Talktnghorn's Chamber. Mr. Charles Dickens the younger, in his introduction to "Bleak House." Identifies some of the localities men tioned In the story, says the Westmin ster Gazette. Tom-AIl-AIone's has dis appeared, but the present Took'3 court. Cursltor Street, was Mr. Snagsby's Cook's court; Chlcester rents. leading from the east side of New Square. Lin coln's Inn. to Chancery lane, is tho court in which Mr. Krook came to such a bad end; and Russell court, between Catherine court and Drnry lane, is the thoroughfare whence "a reeking little tunnel of a court" gave access to the iron gate of the "hemmed-In church yard, pestiferous and obscene." the "beastly scrap of ground" in which the remains of Capt Hawdon received Christian burial. Russell court has been cleaned r.p late and the horrible little churchyard has been converted into an asphalted playground for the children of tho neighborhood, but the archway and the tunnel and the steps. Mr. Dtckens says, are still there. Mr. Tulkinghorn's chambers were not far distant from No. CS Lincoln's Inn fields, where Mr. Foster lived; and Mr. Dickcn? has al ways thought that, although the sur roundings of the two houses arc rlto gether different and although there was not the faintest likeness between their occupants, Chesney Wold was much more than an accidental resemb lance to Rockingham castle in North amptonshire, the residence of the Hon. Mr. and Mrs. Richard Watcon. to whom "David Copperfield" was dedicated. A Partnership Accident. Here is a true story of coincidence which. In view of tho state of the streets lately, may be regarded as inter esting rather than remarkable: Mr. W., of one of our suburb: who, with his partner. Mr. S., had intended to take a business trip to New York one Monday morning recently, was unable, on account cf a slight accident the Sunday before to keep his engagement A telegram was therefore sent to Mr. S. : "Slipped on ice; strained back. Meet you in New York Wednesday. W." What was the amazement of Mr. W. to receive, while his messenger was on the way to the oflice, a dispatch frcm his partner, as follows: "Lame back: slipped en ice. Meet you in New York Wednesday. S." Boston Trancrript. Col Oil I:jr'. The financial forecast of New York says that the "Standard Oil company will distribute profit3 th:s year to the amazing tctal of $23,000,000." This is a gigantic sum to be made in profits b;r a single corporation, especially as the stock Is owned by only a few men only four we believe. This corporation started Into business a I'e more than twenty years ago with v-. .00,000 capi tal, and now distributes ?!3,000,000 as the profits of one year. Can?, such im mense profits be made vithoar putting a burdensome tax on the people? Ar:er tlm SqKJrrcL An anti-squirrel convention is to be held in Spokane, Wash., on ilay 13. which will be attended by delegates from all county boards in eastern Washington. The purpose of the con vention is to make united and deter mined efforts to exterminate the ground squirrels, which annually destroy crain and other crops in that region to the value of several hundred thousand dol lars. Potatoes for llnttonn. White or Irish potatoes are now ex tensively used in the manufacture of buttons, says a London exchange. By means of certain acids potatoes can be hardened to almost the resistance of stone. Crime. It may cost something to properly save a bey from becoming a criminal, but it will cost the state and city much more if they permit him to become a habitual law breaker. Rev. R. A. White. 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