SSTwSr!5auaj3wMwi!Taiaia issa i-m rHaai-a-a-a-Mi-aSsiiaa V - "5 , . sw . . w " ' - . ..-. ''aaiiiiBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBW BBBL v vj.qmis 9"3""8St"R''pI""! 5Sv March April, Hay am most emphatically the noatha for taking a good blood purifier, because the system is now most in need 0 of sach a medicine, and because it more quickly responds to medicinal qualities. In winter impurities do not pass out of the ,. .body freely, but accumulate in the blood. April Tae best medicine to purify, enrich and vitalize the blood, and thus give strength 'and build up the system, a Hood's Sarsa parilla. Thousands take it as their Spring Medicine, and more are taking it today than ever before. If you are tired, "out of May ' sorts," nervous, have bad taste in the . morning, aching or dizzy head, sour stomach and feel all run down, a course of Hood's Sarsaparilla will put your whole body in good order and make you strong and vigorous. It is the ideal Spring Medicine and true nerve tonic, because Hood's Sarsaparilla T the One True l.Ioort I'urifior. All druggists. t. l'repareUoiily liy C I. Homl& Co.. Ixiucll. Mass. u . rkf sirpiiirelviec-talIc. care- nOOCl S PUIS fully prepared. 2S cent you " do the mending: Not "the Mcrcliant. He wants to mZras much as he can by selling you inferior 1. hidings which he claims are " iust as good " as S. II. & M. But yftt iia tie mend.;:. Insist on liaving - .&& & ttt 1'ias Velveteen Skirt Binding and you save the mending. If your dealer will not supply you we will. Send for samples, showing labels and materials, ctheS H &M Co P.O. Eox 699 New York City. ASK YOUR DEALER FOR W. L. Douglas 3. SHOE -VMS" If jou pay 84 to 80 for shoe, ex- m . amine the V. I- Douglas Shoe, rd 9 j j:wlta;;ood;hoeoucanbuyfor OVER IOO STYLES AND WIDTHS, r- . COXOKESS, KUTTON, Mt nod LACE, made in all Wfk liinrinof thchfwtHoltftcd wVS! K IratliT by skilled work men, me make nnd et'll more $3 Shoe . than any other manufacturer in the world. Xonc rctmitins unless name and price is bta:uied on the lwttom. Ask v.r dealer for our S5, St. 83 JM, S?JHI. SZ-r, Mioes; S3Jt, S3 and S1.75 for lx s. TAKE HO SUBSTITUTL If jourtlealer cannot supply jou. send to fac tory, cncloting price and y cents to pay carriage, htate kind, style of toe (cap or plain), size and width. Our Custom Dent, will fill our order. 5crd for new Illus trated Catalogue to Itox It. W. L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass. Ornamenting It recently occurred to Tiffany & Gck, the New York jewelers, to ornament a bicycle elabo rately with gold, silver, and pre cious stones, believing that some wealthy customer would esteem so handsome a mount. They preferred to pay $100 each for Columbia Bicycles For their to using other make wheel. be no q quality i Effected ornamentation. Therefore the - STANDARD Uoeq Beaatilal far.. Bicycles Ma agent POTEMANUE Factoriesand General From and also from cit Bluff, the Huriiugt Route ruus tw o tram to St. Joseph end K& .' r.r. purpose a-zia-syv any J Theremust lUftimMZi ! bicycle M7l such m&& srrr'jrs 3 LZS S ycryseCc4umri0Sl CSUozue of CcIumBH and Hart- jMree if you can unflTany Colum- mr mau irora usr two a-ceat f X A-tfTCRING GOt Branch Stores andKgencies in almJtt every city and town. Ifdblumbias are noy properly j represented in ynrvidaity let us Wow. j To, Kansn;ity T I FwaA the Soffit h. ' aiaiiia CoAcit BIutTti. the I m m v 'yfrGladness Comes c"ose .Kansas Cirv Union" -with all lines for the South The ltur.inctpn Route is the shortest, quickest andih every wajr"i he I est line to Kansas City, and trave ers who tate any otner ao so -without a rVopcr under standing of the facts in the case. - r" The local ticket agent will trladly ticket you via the Burlington if you will ask him to do so. J. Fkaxcis, CenT Fass'r Agt. Omaha, Keb. t j.e.t.-tx.K,.. w. 4ow tnlf Vm world" business, tcacso it ca reduced tiia coat or 10 i a, was it was. it baa torn craiica tenses, sad nvpUes its roods and repairs Mjccraoar. ucaasiiaaaesiunusaa oKier sruae lor los noaejtnaa otters. It makes fnmpi&f and Geared. Steel, Galvsmzetl-aRer. Usm-aletion Windmills. Tiltinc Rzd S:el Tfa-rn, Steel Ben Saw Frames. Steel Deed CuCers and Feed Grinders. Oc application it wlllnaaiFona I these articles tiiat it -will furahJi until t at 13 ! o-Hnl arlea. It also makes and PnsapsaT ill kinds. Send ter eataJoece. IKfc. ?re-ra tt& rTuctjresaeets.ttkaj HAYDEN BROS.,,! Aerata I forUat- ll, offer to ayr.ar ad" HN (or a'nf ulcri:iica to the rSliratcr-the standard faJiion ajazlne onead SSSTJSntian rass. Write tut catalogoeof aioMl subscription fees- ac Fasnanwf i- !. rubiae aant Lireu ib ju to 26 dart. XMiytUlcairea. .J.STEPHElW.Ubwon.Oli. '"'tslllHaad A Message About .Shoes. When Senator Stephen B. Elkins was in Philadelphia the other day he told an interesting1 story of his eTection to his present seat. "I was sitting in my . c'.iJ U siuuy at uiy luuuir iiuine, sum uc, "awaiting the returns that would tell me whether or not I had been chosen to take the place of Senator Camden. The operator at the telegraph station had orders to open all telegrams ad dressed to me, and to telephone their contents to mc immediately. Suddenly the telephone rang, and the children's governess, who answered the 'phone, came to me and told me the person at the other end of the wire was sa3ing something about 'shoes, she couldn't quite make it out 'Oh,' said I, 'it's my wife's shoemaker, probably. Tell him to let the matter rest until tomorrow.' She delivered the message, but returned shortly to say that the man insisted upon talking to inc. I went to the tel ephone. It was the telegraph opera tor, and the message he was trying to send mc was: 'When shall I send 3-011 ray shoes? Johnson R. Camden.' Then t I knew that I had been chosen to fill j the shoes of that worthy gentleman. J Philadelphia Record. Spoiling; Potator. I In a bulletin issued by Prof. Snyder of the Minnesota State Agricultural college he makes a point of interest to the housewife. He siiows that where poi.ioesare pec.e 11 arm starieu to .am- , m? in cold water there is a loss of 80 . . ,j 1 . .j . l:i per cent of the total albumen, and where they are not peeled and started in hot water this loss is reduced to ; per cent. A bushel of potatoes weigh ing sixty pounds, containing about two I pounds of total nitrogenous compounds I when properlj' cooked one-half pound ' is lost, containing six-tenths of a I pound of the most valuable proteids. It requires ali of the protein from nearly two pounds of round beefsteak to replace the loss of protein from im properly boiling a bushel of potatoes. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS COFFEE? , Had the Ladies' Aid Society of our , Church out for tea, forty of them, and all pronounced the German Coffeeherry equal to Rio! Salzer's catalogue tells you all about it! 33 packages Earliest vegetable seeds f 1.00 post paid. If tod will cut thla out and send with 15c. stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., you will get free a package of above great coffee seed and ; our 148 page catalogue! Catalogue alone 5c w.n. I'npardoualile l'rcsuiiiption. j "You know those people that live it i that two fctory house across the way the (unipersons, or noiiic such name.'" "Yes, 1 know them w hen 1 sec them." j "1 have a passing' acquaintance with ' them. Speak to them when I meet any of them on the street. Well, one of the pirls stopped me while I was out walking the other morning: She said, '.Miss Hightly. your house wasn't broken into last night and robbed, was if." I said: 'So. Why." And she said: 'I'm glad to hear it. I dreamed labt night somebody had got inio your' house through the kitchen window and stolen ever so many valuable things. Think of the presumption of it! Dream ing about us! And they aren't in our set at all." Chicago Tribune. j With the March issue, the Atlantic Monthly begins two important series of papers. The Irish in American Life, by H. C Merwin, is the first of the promised articles on Uace Charactcris- "tics in American Life. L'nder the gen eral heading. The Case of the Public School, the Atlantic will discuss the payment and standing of teachers ' throughout the country. Over ten thousand teachers have been requested to contribute information as the basis of these papers. The first. The Wit ness of the Teacher, by G. Stanley Hall, president of Clark University, Worces ter, Mass., appears in this issue. 1 IOWA PATENT OFFICE REPORT. I Pes Moines, February right has been granted to .1. E. Fagan, of Dig: Moines, for a publication entitled "J. E. Fagan's Family His torical Record." A Canada patent has been granted W. W. Fowler, of Oska loosa. for a device adapted to hold the cover of a cigar box open and at any angle desired. United States patents have been allowed but not yet isMied. as follows: To II. X. Bromley, of Des Moines, for a jeweler's tool adapted for holding small articles advan tageously. To D. L. M. McMicken. of Springfield. 111., (late of Pes Moines), for a portable device adapted for hold ing1 a car wheel toarailandsupportiiig a lifting jack when applied for remov ing the axle bearing blocks. To Win. ("athany. of Churdan. for an automatic weather strip for doors to prevent air and rain from passing in under the door. To A. W. M.Farland, of West End, for an egg and packing separator. , t adapted for emptying a basket of ' packed eggs therein without breaking and allowing the oats, chaff, or other j packing to fall into a receptacle as the ! ''frgs are removed and counted. I Four United States patents were i issued to Iowa inventors last week. Valuable information alont obtaining, valuing and selling patents sent free to any address. Printed copies of the drawings and specifications of any one United States patent sent upon receipt oi z. cents. Thomas G. and .1. K.u.ru Okwig. Solicitors of Patents. The rule still holds good that the bigger the s eeve the more niHli-h the garment. Much doing is not ) doiu. im-ortaut as well' ! Billiard table. fecond-hani. for sale cheap. Arply to or address, H. C Akiv, ' 5U s. r.tn St, Omaha, e'o. Do Rood to those tlmt hate you. and vou will soon have them hating theniselvo. I The value of the diamond is not what it does, but what it i. Witn a better understanding of the transient nature of the many phys ical ills, which vanish before proper ef forts gentle efforts pleasant efforts rightly directed. There is comfort in the knowledge, that so many forms of sickness are not due to any actual dis ease, bnt simply to a constipated condi tion of the system, which the pleasant family laxative, Syrup of Figs, prompt ly removes. That is why it is the only 1 remedy with millions of families, and is everywhere esteemed so highly by all who value good neaitn. its oenenciai effects are due to the fact, that it is the one remedy which promotes internal cleanliness without debilitating the organs on which it acts. It is therefore all important, in order to get its bene ficial effects, to note when you pur chase, that you have the genuine arti cle, which is manufactured by the Cali fornia Fig" Syrup Co. only and sold by all reputable druggists. If in the enjoyment of good health, and the system "is regular, laxatives or other remedies are then not needed. If afflicted with any actual disease, one may be commended to the most skillful physicians, but if in need of a laxative, one should hare the best, and with the well-informed everywhere. Syrup of Figs stands highest and is most largely used and gives most general satisfaction. FARM AND GABDEN. MATTERS OF INTEREST TO AbKlUULIUKISib. gam l'p-to-Date Ulats About Cultiva tion of the Boll mad Yields Thereof Horticulture, Viticulture and Flori culture. OR a long time the question has been discussed whether the vine could be manured without altering the quali ty of the wine pro duced, and wheth er the manure should he put di rectly into the vineyard, or first decayed in the compost heap. It has been found, however, that the vines can be safely and profit ably manured with fresh animal drop pings, which Bhould be dug or plowed in as deeply as possible, as soon as the vintage is over. When the manure is applied In the autumn, or as early as nnasihlo nftor thn hrtrvpst it will have '-. .. -. - , t,mc tQ d an(J a Us sojuble jngre .. . ... . mmXv ,5cn.0, clients will be evenly distributed through the soil by means of the rains, and therefore it will become-accessible to all the roots of the vine the following spring. As soon as the soil can be easily turned up after autumn rains will thus be the best time to spread manure, as when covered deeply no in gredients beneficial to the vine can be lost There is. however, in some in stances, an excess of ammonia in the soil and manure present, and this will produce a rank growth of wood or vege- table matter, and also influence the fruit, anl thus give to the wine bad qualities, affecting its taste and lasting AAAAAAA A A A A A. 1 1 1 1 1 i 1 1 -" V power. The vignerons at Argenteuil, near Paris, have been for years in the habit of manuring their vines with the street scrapings, with excellent results. Tiiarcr'a Berry Itullctin. The growers of berries for market LLsLsLsMLsLsLsLsLsLsLsLs3LBflLsLs3iE2ifl fcgjgf-j IHllsls9lslsHislslsBislsMislslsHHPV L--vJ - -i- r .z 'tr a .'rl''4AtlgMBiM!llPv. --.VfzAsrj-jf ?5MPC-jrV kZ.iSi.rm'- " Ar -. niifniT'r B -"- i.i "iiwrtsrafc I should realize that ordinary farm meth "" A copy-1 ,i i nif vug uic uui auuiLitut. Berries cannot he grown and market ed as easily as wheat, corn and pota toes. Berry growing, like market garden ing, requires the greatest concentra tion of good soil, labor and thought. Too much land is the bane of most fruit growing as well as farming. Success would be more certain if acre age were divided, and fertility, prepara tion and cultivation increased. Intensified farming and concentration of energy are the diamond drills that bore out success. Take counsel from books, papers, and practical growers, but let it he tem pered with your own best judgment and j experience. Actual knowledge and practical ex perience should go hand in hand. Let the beginner commence mode rately, and go slow. Do only what can be well done. Nothing but the best product will pay. Use a limited variety of best plants, producing large, firm, attractive fruit. Have a note hook ready and make a complete record of all facts and dates fcr future reference. " When one acre has been mastered, producing one or two hundred bushels of best fruit, then acreage may be in creased. j Few realize the actual cost of bring ing an acre of bush berries to a good l bearing age be careful. Ym may safely estimate, that after securing land in a high state of culliva- tion, every acre, of good small fruits. well set, missing hills filled in and brought to a bearing age, will cost from $120 to $150 in well earned dollars or their equivalent in honest work at $1.25 per day. The following estimates of one acre j of blackberries is made after 'many I years experience on "The Thayer Fruit Farms" and indicates methods adopted: Plowing land $ 1.30 Harrowing 4 times 2.00 Marking and laying out 1.00 Plants 30.00 Setting plants 5.0'J Cultivating 15 times 7.50 Hoeing three times "J.75 Manure, 20 loads for mulching.. 15.00 Covering plants, for winter 2.50 Total expense, first year. Removing covering ... $08.25 . . . 2.50 Cultivating 15 times 7.50 Hoeing 3 times 3.75 Plants and resetting missing hills S.75 Nipping and pruning 2.50 Mulching and manure 25.03 Posts for support, 62 4.0D Stakes for support of vines, 300. . COO W'ire for support, 300 lbs. No. 12. . 9.00 Labor on support 3.75 Laying and covering for winter. . 5.00 Use of tools 4.00 Total for two years $150.00 In favored localities, something may be saved on cost of manure, labor, omit ting winter protection, etc. But any attempt to reduce amount of labor, fer tilizer, mulching, etc., will certainly re sult in reduction of both quality auiMi rmantitv of fruit. I M. A. Thayer. Sparta. Wis. Hauling Out Manure. Some writer has well said that "the time to haul ma nure is when you have time," and at this season of the.year, when there Is little pressing work besides the daily chores to be done, one can certainly take time to haul manure better than ia the fall, the usual time, when the crops are demanding attention and the land is to be plowed for the next year's crop. Ec The Agriculturalist et Caatral Asia. (Translated for the Fanners Review from the French of Lamartine.) The center of Asia is an immense reservoir of men whom nature seems to have multiplied upon the plateau of upper Tartary as if to hold them in re serve, that it might at the proper time cause them to overflow and run down into China, into occidental Asia, into Europe, and even into Africa. This basin, which extends almost un filled from the frontiers of China to Thibet, and from the lowlandB of Thi bet to the Caspian sea, has produced nothing, since the origin of the world, except men and flocks. It is the greatest pasture field that the globe has spread cut under the feet of the human race. There is increased the milk that quenches the thirst of man, the ox that feeds him, the "horse that carries him, the camel that follows him, carrying his family and tent, and the sheep that clothes him with its fleece. There is not a tree to shadow the earth or to lend its shelter to destruc tive animals. Grass is there the only vegetable. Nourished by a soil deep and without stones, partly limy and saline, as of the bed of an ocean that had been emptied by a cataclysm, wa tered by the oczings from the Alps of Thibet, the highest summits of Asia, (he grass is preserved during the long vinter by a carpet of snow propitious to vegetation. In the spring it is re invigorated by a sun without clouds, which never burns it on account I of the cool temperature. Grass seems ; to have its natural climate. I Nature has attracted thither the ru . minant animals, and the ruminant ani ! rials have attracted man. There the j animals have pastured, have grown fat, j have given of their milk; they have I thickened their hair, their fur, or their wool for their master. After death they bequeath their leather for his do mestic uses. THE LIMIT OF FORESTS IN THE EXTREME V T V TTyyTyTTTTffTVTTVTTTTfc Man. in such a country, has no need to cultivate the soil for his nourish ment. Neither does he need fixed dwellings and enclosed fields, or to di vide up the laud for individual owner ship. The immeasurable space over which he is obliged to follow the wan derings of his flocks, makes this im possible. He establishes only such tents as he can carry from steppe to steppe, ac cording as each strip of grass is browsed down. Sometimes he fastens his oxen to his cart covered with leather, mov ing "hearth-stones" of his family. Like the Scythians, the inhabitants of the great plain change their skies with the seasons. The laziness of such a life, where new ideas are so little in demand, and where wants are limited and easily sup plied, leaves to man but a small num ber of occupations nnd passions com patible with a pastoral civilization: love, revery, religion, sometimes, but rarely, war, when the space becomes too narrow for the swarms of men that clamor to be let out from the over crowded human hive. Fattening ISroiters. A Pennsylvania subscriber wishes to know how long it takes to fatten broil ers, and how to dress them for the Philadelphia market. We give his in quiry below: I have a lot of young chickens four to six months old, and want to know just how long it will take to fatten them up in the quickest time. Also how to dress for the Philadelphia mar ket. It is not an easy matter to fatten broilers, as the food rather makes them grow instead of fattening. Then, again, to force them, may result in leg weakness, bowel disease, etc. Do not begin to fatten until they arc eight weeks old, and then allow two weeks for them to fatten. Feed three times a day and scatter a gill of millet seed between meals. Here is an excellent fattening food: Melt one pound of crude tallow in half gallon of boiling water. While boiling thicken with a sufficient quantity of the following to form a stiff dough: One quart of corn meal, one quart of ground oats, one quart middlings, one pint ground meat, half pint linseed meal, one tablespoon ful of salt. Am. Poultry Keeper. Orchard :ras. The orchard grass has many good qualities, boath as a grass to cut for hay and as a pasture grass. It is rather coarse, if sown thin. It must be cut early, or you lose a great deal of value. It will usually blossom about the mid dle of June, and ought to be cut at that time. Some complain that it does not hold in the soil as well as some other grasses; but this depends upon the quality of the land, and whether it is well adapted to it or not. It has the quality of starting earlier, after being cut or grazed off by cattle, than most of our other graeses. It is apt to grow in clusters; but this can be avoided, to a very great extent, by good cultivation of the land, and by sowing it thickly. It requires to be sown thickly two or three bushels of seed to the acre, if sown alone; but a liberal mixture of other species will give a better result. C. L. F. Improve the Farms. Benefits resulting from experiments upon unproductive tracts of land are very apparent; and any improvement advancing the value of farms is of pecuniar:- benefit, not only to the actual owner of the soil, but to the community as a whole. No prosperous business can be carried on, which confines the ad vantages to be derived within a narrow circle, as success in one branch of busi ness assists another. Each acre of land now unproductive, that is made to pro duce any description of crop whatever in paying quantities, adds ao much to the general welfare of the whole, and should thus he recognized. Whore Forests C The limits of forests upon the earth are determined by climate, and more especially by two principal elements of climate, heat and humidity. The na ture of the Mil Is of only secondary importance. There are trees for all kinds of soil, even for .the most un gratefulsome accommodate them selves to pure sand, others to compact clay, others to the steep and rocky sides of mountains, others to the depths of the marshes. But no tree can pass beyond its con ditions of humidity or of heat. It is necessary for this great vegetable to have the heat of a summer of at least three months' duration, to permit it to develop its foliage, to blossom and bear fruit, to push out buds destined to ex pand the following year, to add a new layer of wood to the thickness of its trunk charged with the support of an ever-increasing summit. And it is nec essary for it to have water, a great deal of water, to convey without ceasing the nutritive substances from the roots to the leaves, where the sap is elaborat ed. When, by reason of too little rain fall, the soil dries, the alimentation of the tree ceases, and, as a consequence, its growth. These requirements bring about the results that in the arctic zone, where cold reigns almost continually all the year, where the oblique rays of the sun never succeed in melting more than the mere surface of the soil, of which the depths remain frozen, the conditions necessary for the life of the tree cease, and we find no more forests.. If some birches and willows appear in that des olate region, they are unable to de velop. They creep on the ground, draw themselves to some protection or are twisted and gnarled. They are hardly able to surpass in height the humble stature of the mosses and lichens that surround them. That zone, doomed to hoar-frost and A AAA A AAAA AAA NORTH. sterility, is limited by an undulating line, which runs over Scandinavia be tween the 70th and 71st degrees of lati tude, cuts at an average of 68 degrees all the northern shore line of Siberia as well as that of North America, and descends in Labrador to the 58th degree. Below that line the forests appear and extend over all the earth southward to the limits of the continents, which do not approach too near the antarctic zone to prevent the growth of trees. However, these forests are broken here and there by mighty plains, such as the steppes of Russia, the prairies of the United States, and the pampas of the Argentine Confederation. There are also the great plains of Australia, the desert of Sahara, the sandy plains of Persia and of Chinese Mongolia, the latter like great leprous patches upon the face of our earth. ' I'iUillatc anil Staminate rars. The grasses differ in their floral structure. They are not all uniform in their mode of growth. We have a class that may be called dioecious grasses; that is, grasses in which the male and the female, or the staminate and pistillate, organs cf the flower are arranged on entirely distinct plants. That is the case with only a very lim ited numb'er of species. What is calle! the "buffalo grass," which grows in the South, nnd in Colorado, and generally on the plains, is one of that kind. I have seen patches of buffalo grass in Colorado, composed entirely of stam inate, or male plants; and other patches composed entirely of pistillate, or fe male plants. Now, the pistillate plants must get their pollen from the stam inate plants, which may be at some dis tance off. It was at first supposed that they were different species, until the fact was discovered that one grass was simply a staminate, or male plant; and the other a pistillate, or female plant, both belonging to the same species. Of course, the seed is produced only on the pistillate plants. Another class of grasses may be called the monoecious grasses; that is, where the staminate and pistillate flow ers are on the same plant, but in dis tinct positions, separated from each other. The most familiar example of that is our common Indian-corn. Every farmer knows that the staminate flow ers of Indian-corn come on the top, called the "tassels;" while the pistil late flowers arc arranged on an axis along the main stalk, called the "car;" and that the pollen from the staminate flowers must find its way through the pistils, which are the silks" attached to the ears, as everybody knows, before fertilization can take place. Flint. Feeding Corn Alone There is an unusual temptation this winter to feed too much corn to all kinds of stock, writes J. A. Dobin in the Ohio Farmer. Corn is one of the foods that is too rich in the heat and fat producing ele ments. It needs something that con tains more of the bone and muscle forming elements to make it a good ra tion. Now, the scientist tells us that the excess of carbohydrates will he stored up in the system as fat. This is in a measure true. Rut all of us com mon hayseeds know that in practice, if an animal be fed an exclusive corn diet, the storing up process goes on ali right for a time. Then the appetite becomes clogged, there is a discourag ing check in growth and the animal takes an unthrifty appearance. Something besides corn should be fed as the grain ration, for the sake of va riety if for no other reason. Relish has a great influence on digestion, and an animal will not eat with a good relish when fed on a single food for any great length of time. The man who never made a fool of J himself about a woman never happened j to meet the right one. Uncle Dirk. i im ..,..,, .M ........ i : . m nc nvwusn ncn a an or neaar. 1 Mar fraaelaMoa. ass We have heard of wooden horses and wooden ducks, but a wooden hen Is omethinc new under the sun and Us purposes are different from those of either of ths other wooden animals mentioned. It Is a not a toy, though it will please a boy. It Is a hen. at least tt will hatch chickens from hens eggs- It Is 10x15x8 Inches and will take care of twenty-eight eggs. It Is an incu bator and costs only $6.00. This wooden hen Is made by George H. Stahl, Quincy. III. If you want to And out more about it before you buy one write to Mr. Stahl for catalogue "W," which gives a full description, and mention this paper. Two Vletra of Tiriaa, "I never was so mortified in all my life'.-' she exclaimed. . "What was the matter?' asked her dearest friend. "My maid told mc that my fiance was in the reception room." 'Yes.' "And I threw my arms around him and kissed him twice before I discover-1 ed that it was his twin brother. Take my advice and never become engaged to a twin." "On the contrary, 1 think I shall look for one. It just doubles the fun." -Chicago Evening Post Deafness Can Not Be Cnrert By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the musous lining of the Eus tachian Tube. When the tube is in flamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it Is en tirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this, tube restored to Its normal condition, hearing will be destroyed for ever; nine cases out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous sur faces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by Ca tarrh) that cannjt be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists; 75c. Hall's Family Pills. 25c. Latest MatisMc. The latest religious statistics, calcu lated on the basis of the census of s;n, show tiiat of our total population of 7-,"'.'"J,'J.1,., the number of communi-, cant church members is 20,610,801. The proportion of communicants to popula-1 tion is greater in the cities than in the I rural districts. The city average is 37'.' i in every 1,000: the country census 3','S ' to each 1,000. Philadelphia numbers the most churches, while Brooklyn ; ranks tiic largest proportion of commit nicants. i GROW KICII. EVKKV FA It MR It. The editor thinks it to ho the wish of everybody to prow rich, not for the sake of the money, hut for the good that can be done with the money. Now, there are three new cereals recently created that will make money for the farmer. One is Silver King Barley, the most wonderful creation of the age. yielding 90. 100 to 116 liu. per acre in 1895, and , there are thousands of farmers who be-', lieve they can grow 130 bn. per acrei therefrom in 1896. Then there is Silver Mine Oats, yield ing in 1895 209 bu. per acre. Every, farmer who tested it, believes 2-jO bu. possible. Then there is Golden Triumph Corn, which produced over 200 bu. per acre, and 250 bu. is surely possible. And potatoes, there is Salzer's Ear liest, which was fit for table in 28 days in 1895, yielding tremendously, while the Champion of the World, tested in a thousand different places in 1893. yield ed from 8 to 1,600 bu. per acre. Now, in Salzer's new catalogue there is a wonderful arrayal of new varieties of wheat, oats, barley, rye. potatoes. grasses, clovers and forage plant, and the editor believes that it would pnj every farmer a thousand-fold to get this catalogue before huving seed.s. If you w II eat thla ) ami aeuil it with 10 cents postage to the John A. I Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse. Wis., you J will receive, free. 10 grain :nd srass samples, including above a -id their' mammoth catalogue. Catalogue alone, 5 cents postage. w.n. Vanity. Dumas the elder had a j,rood deal of the African in his appearance, and he had to no small decree the love of show common to that race. Referring to the ; latter trait, Alexandre Dumas lils made the remark, ""dy father is so vain and so fond of display that he would ride behind his own coach to make people believe that he keeps a colored foot-' man." Argonaut. I I l now that my life was s-aved by i'iso";. i Cure for Consumption. John A. 3li!'er, Au j .Val'.'e. Michigan. Arril -1, !.. I . ItuHsian Imperial Congrrii. The following announcement is sent from Moscow by I'rof. I. Krismann: "In accordance with the august appro val of his imperial majesty, the em peror of l"i;s.-i;i. the twelfth interna tional medical congress will he held in Moscow between August l'.i ami .'; (new style) in the year li'.T, under the patronage of hib imperial highness, ('rand Duke Serge Ale.xandrovitch. Further details about the organization of the congress will be published at at ariy a date as possible." It the Italiy i Cutting Tecitn. c sure and ce that oM and veil-tried remedy, JJss. IVuksLow's Suoiiiwo STRfr for Children Teething- Some of the .!. aiioeso!dicn wear ner -loth in?. Mrs Kmily t'rawford, thewell-kuown Paris correspontient, contributes to the March Century a biographical &hete!i of Alexandre Dumas the elder. The article is a succession of anecdotes of the old novelist, and presents him in a verv o'cttircsciuc liirht Mrs. Crawford has an account of the 1'ohemians and I "sponges" who took advantage of Du mas' prodigality, and of his architec tural folly, the Chateau Monte Cristo. with its st ran "e menagerie. When we go out to nieettrouMe we never have a long walk. A Simile s aSH-Hl sHHHBMHMBMl-i-' There's all sorts of grades of tobacco plant. The best comes from Havana. There's all sorts of grades of sarsa parilla plant. The best comes from Honduras. If you want cheap tobacco, all right provided you get value for your money. Cheap tobacco 's not as good to smoke but it don't cost as much. If you want cheap sarsaparilla But you don't want it. Of course you don't. Vou are paying for the best. To pay for the best and get anything but Honduras sar siparilla is like paying for Havana cigars and getting Pittsburg " Stogies." There's only one sarsaparilla made exclusively from the imported Honduras plant. That's Ayer's. Just keep it in mind that you are paying for Honduras sarsaparilla when you are paying for the best; but you don't get what you pay for unless you get Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Any doubt abont it? Send for the" Cureboo"f." It tills doci but curs doubters. Xiltz-.t : J. C. Ayr Co., Loe!l, Mi:s. w. (M) Aiirets : J. C. Ayr Co., Loe!l, Mi:s. 'S'''-: The saloon door flew open, and the ragged gentletmaa struck the sidewalk with suddenness and all his person from his heels to his hat "Well, what are you going- to do about it?" asked the facetious passerby. "Do? Da sir? Nothing. Do you think I would imbrue my hands in the blood of a common whisky seller's hire ling? If ho were only a gentleman" And the ragged gentleman looked bat tle, murder and sudden death. Indi anapolis Journal. Sifted from the Ulooit By the kidneys. Impurities pa.v oil harm lessly, 'the Inactivity of the organs naratd not only cattle these Impurities to remain and poison the system, but also lead to the defeneration and destruc Ion of the orjrans themselves. Prevent llrizlitVINe:io, Uia beteis dropsy, gravel ami other ailments which affect the kUlnt'ys and hladder with Hosteller's Stomach Hitters, whk'li likewise overcomes malaria, dyspepsia. h!lliuumier vous ami rheumatic complaints. Enmity cannot livo long when it can find no enmity to feed upon. It is not the clock that strikes the loudest which keeps the test time. Se'fihness is (.elf-robbery, no matter whether it dwells in a hut or in a pa'ace. nenvsNatt'aramphar leawllli Glycerin. The original and only genuine. CureiChapneil llamH and r'acr.CoiUSort-.ac. C.O.CUrkCu.Havcn.CT- A good rriuter cau always te'l how the i case stamls. PlTAllrltstoppelfreebyPr.KIIne, Great jKcrre Kcstorer. iFlt.saRrrtlielirttl.i"HU!e. atarvrlouscure. Treatioc ami Ktnaltiott Writ' t kitcaM-s. bcndtol)r.KUneSlArcb-au,I'l.iU..l-a The fan is now an inseparable adjunct of ail dainty evening toilettes-. Irkitation OFTiir. Throat and Hoxuse xk?s are immediately relieved by "Brown's Bronchial Troches." Have them always readv. Don't te a saint in ihurvh and a heathen ! on the street car. Maay laSnearea csmblne l real are heullh to ilm lUrwr limit Ti-e reviving irop.'rMes if l'jiker's.U'ii.e'Ttiniclion uverojii'e tin-.- Ill. Matrimonial triumphs of pent'owomen in trade caue moro to go into it. CTtnmr know a kan It l Miffer wifi tiirni. ;i il they aie n t mltn:Ivu to crat-eful wjlUi ,rKeimip 111 in nilli t.i ilcrcurns. 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I ann se!rrtl0B. manj nt'.-Oc rlb.: in puts. Hiw. Iheir great rau'ogtii :inl TTJTihlnnHiH Ml H m B44TOP45 STEEL WEB PICKET (EHCE. Alan Allf.Kl rilllTKV. SAKK ASM RABBIT nClCE. We ninnfartnr-acoiiipfe line of S.nxth Wire teiiteil. If iou euicIJeniiiaiity tie can rave toii money. De Kalb Fence Co., m High SKaLs, iu. "5K W in Smoke. :W 5S ""S- '&' ' 'Mamma," said Edith in a whisper, ' H. as the bald-headed man with tltsf mil .' beardeatered the roosa. "there's a tBAJi ' F whose hair is all growed dowm tfer-Mf k Hk' his face.' Judge. arW WSSfs I Heritage is rain WELL mCHINEBY Htti5trated cataloga ahaalaw WK. AVOKBS. BOCK PRILLS, H YPaUPUO and Jtrrnao mauhirkkt. etc. SaarFaaa. Bar been tested aa all aai iaatw7 Slons City Knfrino and Iron Wi.r!, Siicvtrssior to IVcli Mfp. Co. SIstM City. Itw. TllE ROWXLLA CllSK MCH1XCRT CO . Illl We-t Klfv,nt" Mtwt, Kmn-.x Cit WE HAVE NO AGENTS. WW Bast inw "but ll direct totaeeoa- sti literal whotaale pric. -.lilj. anywhere for ftaailii-. ix tion hrforc !". Every thing warrant!. 1M style t rarrlafe. M rtylea of WrMi tlHTlegaMhwSaaV Hm. Write for catalog-tie. uiun cabiuuc a tui. juws are. ca., tuuuaT, W. it. Peatt. secy. is. HAIR BALSAM Clesnte and beantifm the bate rruontr a luxuriant (rows. Hover Falls to Boater Qaa Hair to It Tanthftal CalzmT Cure ivalp diteatea a hair fslllaf Tt1Wf.W f .Army Ihu-k. with lilj "ivlu-. !.. Good Iui'fc. with Buckle, ttr. tent prepaid on of jirioe. M'nd sin of shoe and ronasnre of I- v. llu.vil.MiTU.N A SOX, Omaha. tflllltll oa vTOolvOVWV'V RfIH If Ii innuit- ln"teaiof in.r yicMS j-u al-cncr j!''t ronMnic cropverops that win i:Iai!!uti ronrlioarl an.l till yoJr imisr. tor ialzcx5 Seed are fall t irtlueiti; qualities. IN GOLD PRIZES. Bari.-r. and Corn. 2 bushels of Hirer Mine CSaniH'essBe.titijt' ,:rin.iciie;!frc won tliciriiv iq 1C. VoHcan If. 1 1 th:.t! It ( twataawat"t Oik of tln rviitury No miro Imrtl tlineH y. - r s l"arI'T. tints. INitatoes, tSiast ami Ciotrers! .-j jllni:. t.iiiit Miurry anil Ciant Ouick-GrowiDif fie U-Ils all ?.ioal tliee Koiidcr llants. -ZNDIO VEGETABLES. - Dh'tiil'ttt - rts. Kvi-rythinactieap. Onion Seeil - r Scl. ro 1.9U Hoses. 1'l.tai.s an.l Ma-Fall Kruits. liariiy aaoak. feV-ntl ' for3l.ir&Pt;nrilener. A hfesal U?t. " rVLCASE CUT OUT THE FOLLOWIWC AND 8EHO IT Witt, 1i- In stanms t.i.Ii.in a. Sl7OI fo sf Crosse. Wls.lanil in-t fr 13 pkas. t.rassjs. thiis. itarlt-y acrt ftrains J R i i i i j TX n i MM Hm i Mil 3 i i i i : i i ; M 1 M CABLED FIELD AMD WW FENCE. J'encitiff npil enarantee etery article to be as reprs- CariMinsue frer. fcuf'SLASHl I? SMOKING TOBACCO, J if 2 oz. for 5 Cents. f : CUT-SLASH i f CHEROOTS-3 for 5 Gemto. ? Give a Good, Mellow, Healthy, ft Pleasant Smoke. Try There. f LiO- a co. warn mv, pirt, s. c. f PJCOHIJVHV w.iisiitis, lSu awrif jeiiBjw,j Late Princtnat B3yr uLtotvar, -s -e W. N. 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