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lb a H IA. r& - rfsT- - fc-"C - i'-wJ- K . ELa-V" It is a Pleasure To recommend Hood's Sarsaparilla to all afflicted with blood or skin diseases. My blood was out of order, and I suffered for years from psoriasis. I tried several ranedies without benefit After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla for two months I was restored to my for mer good health and feel like a different person. As a blood purifier I think Hood's Sarsaparilla has no equal." CsUS. L. Cockklrkas, Irving, Illinois. Hood's Pills &tSSSAl with 1IAAA WavM'aFatrl MOMEST AWARD. IMPERIAL! :J.T-XTSTTTK)r I Always WINS HOSTS of j FRIENDS wherever its; Superior Merits become: iknown. It is tbe Safest; iFOODforConTalescentsl: Sail ay DRUKHSTS EVERYWHERE! Jaea Carta at Sams. New Yarfc. (iWVMMWWaXHWHWMWWtMWl' The Greatest iledical Discovery of the Age. KENNEDY'S MEDICAL DISCOVERY. MMU tDKFi,mwmxt, BASS., Has discovered in one of our common pasture weeds a remedy that cures every kind of Humor, from tbe worst Scrofula down to a common Pimple. He has tried it in over eleven hundred cases, and never failed except in two cases (boiii thunder humor). He has now in his possession over two hundred certificates of its value, all within twenty miles of Boston. Send postal card for book. "A benefit is always experienced from the first bottle, and a perfect cure is war ranted when the right quantity is taken. When the lungs are affected it causes shooting pains, like needles passing through them; the same with the Liver or Bowels. This is caused by the ducts being stopped, and always disappears in a week after taking it Read the labeL If the stomach is foul or bilious it will cause squeamish feelings at first No change of diet ever necessary. Eat tlie best you can get and enough of it Dose, one tablespoonful in water at bed time. Sold by all Druggists. A few Doses of wnobVs s iyPills will relieve Pains in your Back, Sides, Muscles, Joints, Head, etc and all Kidney Troubles; Rheumatism, Gout, ' An aemia, and other Blood Troubles, caused by sick kidneys. A few boxes will cure. All drnocietn, or willed postpaid for 50c per box. Write for pamphlet. HOBB'S MEDICINE CO., Chicago. San Francises. Osaka STOVE REPAIR Works nUvT Btrnalrs far 4e.ee sUaTrreat ataroa aamaga. isaTglaatanaaSea atfl female Fralt rills PaelUvely remove Wl all Irregularities, from trhateiernun. Price, ILW. GTi Medical Co., aa Dearborn Street. Chicago. dp k44rrMV Don't Tobacco and Smoke Your Life OOStB funded. ntirarn candy cstbaxtic care r. aowi oy tuaggfsta ii .anaBammmmmi am ami ananaanKr majenn il an nRaaaV VatatFal SSl av aaaVX u aaanwamBWiw .avassaw . aav aw srsrv H MWaWa &M I WAV MkWr . mmW VJ amaaal aw7 pi .anaaaaai m nana aWavaaaw an BBaaaaaaaaaal aaaai aaaaaaavr w .jrviiifl.M LWW ' I awKtWGO aaaaaaaaaan ssa BSSSSSJT1' the food for all such. for resisting disease thin people, nerveless, delicate ! The food for all such men, women, or children is Scott's Emulsion. The-hypophosphites combined with the oil will tone up the system, give the blood new life, improve the appetite and help digestion. The sign of new life will be a fattening and reddening, which brings, with it strength, comfort and good-nature. Irwijwirf TiawVJTMni'iftaj wttm ym wmmi it mud met s cltaf tulttUutt. Scrtt BtwatvNew York. AUDrocc-ffe. &.. f orevensore, jast as surely as frog legs are "nong-aad-daace-men." German waiters, as a' rule, are not aeeasto d to use slang, but they have a few abbreviations that are very ex pressive. As every one knows, there can't be ao great, breach of etiqnette or more sorrowful adaussion of 'weakness than to order a glass of water in a German place. - The restaurant has water, to be' used la ease of fire, but is never offered to a customer. If he wishes it he must ask for it Then the waiter frowns at him and shouts: t'Ein Eskimo!" In one of the oyster houses a man ordered two devilled crabs. "Do you want them hctorcold?" asked the waiter. "Hot, of course." Tbe waiter went to a rear counter and roared, "One plate of hot devils!' and a clerical-looking gentleman not ten feet away from him nearly fell out of his chair. Ceaceraina; Slant;. It is not easy to trace the origin of any particular specimen of slang-. We notice that smart writers are employ ing' the epithet "flimflam," and will po out of the way for an occasion to use it as a proof that they are up to date. An Irish getleraan tells ns that he was en tertained by a friend in Philadelphia whose porter came back from answer ing tbe door bell and said to his mas ter, "Nobody but a bum." "And what is a bum?" inquired the guest. This slanfr was explained to him. It was not the same in Ireland. There, bum is a diminutive for bombast. A bntn is a braggart, what we would call a blow hard. Flimflam, like skeddle and near ly all the successful slangs, is an ono-nato-poeticism which last is among the great words . which we allow our selves to employ only on specially im pressive occasions in plain terms, a word the sound of which indicates its meaning. A good slang word soon wins its way to proper use though this is rather too flimsy-flamsical to last. Chicago Interior. . How's ThU! We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's atarrh Cure. P. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known P. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, anl be lieve him perfectly honorable In all business transactions, and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their Arm. WALDING. KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Tol?3o, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internal ly, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Testi monials sent free. Price. 75c per bottle. Bold by all druggists. Hall'a Family Pills. 15c. Horseradish growing has been brought to the point where best culti vated will sell at prices nearly double those realized for the root when indif ferent in quality. New Jersey sup plies a large part of the eastern de mand, best selling in New York at S7 to 8 per 100 lbs. This is for cultivated horseradish of one year's growth and grown by experts. The finest grade sells in Boston at S10 per 1G0 lbs, when washed, and 88 unwashed, with infe rior and dirty stuff lacking in strength and attractiveness all the way down to S2..M) and S3. At New Haven limited sale at $0. Horseradish should be washed before shipping. False Wltnesars. There are knaves now and then met with who represent certain local bitters and poi sonous stimuli as identical with or possess ing properties akin to those of liostctter's Stomach Hitters. These scamps only suc ceed in foisting their trashy compounds upon people unacquainted with the Penn ine article, which is as much their opposite as day Is to night. Ask and take no substi tute for the grand remedy for mahiria. dys pepsia, constipation, rheumatism aud kid ney trouble. An English Remark. The Americans ase becominc creatlv alarmed at the growing tendency of their wealthy young women to marry Europeans of title, iudtrine bv the fol lowing in the New Yorh World, by one of its contributors: The constitution of the United States contains this clause: 'No title of nobility shall be granted in the United States and no person holding any ofiicc of prolit or trust under them shall, without the consent of congress, accept of any pres ents, emoluments, othce, title of any kind whatever, from any king, prince or foreign state.' Foreign titles were regarded by the fathers and mothers of the republic as empty and dangerous Honors, socially and politically. It is very certain that within thirty years we have seen the daughters of wealthy Americans looking to Europe for titles which the spirit and letter of Ameri canism make impossible in this coun try. It is, moreover, curiously demon strable that these women cared more for the empty honor of being attached toa court circle than for any honor or tribnte which their own country could confer or their characters or independ ent American ladies could command. London Telegraph. She I am saddest when I sing. He so are the neighbors. By and by Marlbornnh iri?l m tn -faTr, Dunraven and vro wiU le at rest. tho nervea Btronjr. and brings back the feelings of youth to the tro- maturelv old. man- It restores lost viomr. You may train tan pounds in ten days. GUARANTEED TDHCfiO MBIT CURE. buy and trv a feme wi-t t- OnlV 81. Yfllli- verm a.z4. w,,aawaaiaaaaaaaaaaamaaaanmjaMajima JViV M'1T I will guarantee a enm t -mvr.,, , Booklet, written fnviniTitn niw. and sample free. Address nearest office. THE STEaM-IMA DCHrnv ..... M. "" Tr.r MONTREAL, CAN. NEW YORK. constipation. Pnrely vwrctable. smooth .- ir! eTerrw&cre. guaranteed to euro. Oclv IDs" How many pale folk there are! People who have the will, but no power to bring out their vitality; people who swing like a pendulum between strength and weakness so that one day s work causes six days' sickness! People who have no lifo - aaaaaaamnBaaaaaaaaaamaaamaaaaaaaamaaaaama- FARM AND GARDEN. tli .-. ' TlwwtaTllMaym,trw- Btaatiag la tfce pat Too may TMie- MATTERS OF INTEREST TO t aave beea oet oat. aad iatproper AGRICULTURISTS. wleUe. have beea eaoaaa. la taaay ACmcULTURlSTS. bMtaace. too lane a proportloa of fall zrrZzi fMsMs Miumwitmn, Wodt.r. IM. wUl Bot keep pricoB are apt to fall ho- w low a remaneratlve point, aad dlsap- cmltera, N a report of the Kansu' State Board of Agriculture, as Quoted in an ex change, it is said that if buried, po tatoes must be cov ered lightly at first, and the covering added from time to time, but only enoneh to nrotect tbe tubers from frost. This Is the most unsatisfactory and expensive way of storing potatoes. The next worse is a cellar under a building. The most sat isfactory and cheapest way is to store in a dug-out In most Kansas soils, no walls but the dirt walls are needed. The roof will be of earth over poles and brush. In wet weather such a roof will leak unless covored with boards, corn stalks, straw or other covering. The best location will be a slope or bank facing south. By leaving an al ley through the center of the, dugout, with plenty of large ventilator shafts through the roof, a brisk circulation will be set up whenever the door in the end is opened particularly where the door opens on the level, as. it will if the building Is dug In the side of a bank. The trouble with a cellar under a building is 'to give it air enough. The dug-out should be built with a bin on each side of a central alley. The bottom of the bins should be raised six inches from the ground. Both the bot tom and sides are best made of fence boards, with Inch spaces between. The sides of the bins should be clear of contact with the walls, whether stone or dirt Spouts should be placed at intervals through the roof at the outside of tbe bins, through which to pour down the potatoes into the cellar. Such a building, carefully managed as to ventilation, opened up on frosty nights and kept closed during the warm days of fall and early winter, will take Early Ohio potatoes through to spring without a sprout Early Rose, Beauty of Hebron and such va rieties may require turning over once. The only antidote for sprouting, aside from the manner of storage, that is known, is the scoop shovel. Potatoes may be kept in cold storage until Au gust without a sprout Flaatlns Tree. If I were going to plant a tree for the amount of saccharine matter I could get from it I would plant bass wood, and I would save all the fuel by keeping some bees. I think there is no shade tree that we can derive so much profit from as the basswood. Next to that would come the soft ma ple; it blooms so early in the spring that our colonies of bees build up very rapidly indeed when they begin to gather honey and get-a certain amount of pollen from the blooms of these soft maples. They make very pretty shade trees. I think as pretty shade trees as I ever saw in our part of the country were In a basswood grove. The original trees had all been cut away from the clearing except a few bass wood trees that were left to grow, and the ground was kept covered with grass. I attended a picnic in this grove, and I can assure you our Sab bath school boys enjoyed a game of football under these trees very much, and I enjoyed half a day looking at them. I think the prettiest shade trees, however, that I have ever seen are the elms which are almost universally planted in the Eastern states. I have seen some trees standing on one side of a roadway which extended to the other side, and it is something very pleasant indeed on a hot day to have the privilege of resting under one of these trees. There is a road that I travel over a good deal in the summer which is almost devoid of shade trees, and it is very suffocating sometimes to have to drive for twelve miles along that road without any shade at all; but towards the end of the journey, as the road approaches the town, there are a few elms standing, the branches of which nearly.cover the road, and I have often been very thankful to be able to stand for a minute or two under those weeping elms. I would recom mend the soft maple and the elm, and I would not despise the white birch. There is one objection to the white maple; a borer gets into the tree and cuts his way around it, and the result is a dead top. I planted a number of sugar maple trees some years ago, and I think there is not ono in ten living today, while I planted some soft maple trees a year or two afterwards and they are all living. Mr. Dempsey. Keeping Qualities or Grapes. Much loss occurs every year from lack of knowledge of the limitations of grapes as regards" their fitness to keep through the winter. The most popular grapes are usually those that have been chosen for earlincss and certainty, in ripening. Most of these are, as might be expected, poor keepers. The grape most widely grown of any, the Concord, can hardly be kept in condition till the holidays. Grapes that are very sweet become in sipid when kept long, though they may look well. Isabella when thoroughly ripened is too sweet to keep long. The Catawba, however well ripened, has an acid flavor and is a good keeper. The Agawam is more acid than the Salem and therefore keeps better. Wilder and Barry, two black Rogers grapes, are about the best for keeping. All these nave thick skins. The Eumclac we have found a good keeper, as is also the Iona, though that is quite as diffi cult to ripen as is the Catawba. The Brighton is best to eat as picked from tho vine. Country Gentleman. Hog Raising in the South. It is sim ply astonishing the interest that is be ing taken in hog raising in the South during the present season. The writer scarcely passed a day without receiv ing inquiries In regard to purchase or care of swine. The few pigs he breeds are sold before they are born, while if he answered fully all the questions asked as to the matters of management and feed ing and in regard to the merits of the different breeds he would indeed find it no small task. Stable Manure. It is not fair to esti mate stable manure upon the same bas is as commercial fertilizers, for the me chanical effect of vegetable manure is worth as much as the plant food con tained therein. In fact, rotten manure promotes chemlca action and plant growth in several ways. Plenty of veg etable matter and' good tillage will in sure good crops ia most seasons. Ex. Don't let go on land manure with smut spores for cereals. Put it where j there will be something else. Foul ma nure Is the cause of much disease among crops and yet seldom suspected, or if suspected we do not know thatwe are tsbUae. m wmmaVJkJ low a remunerative point aad dlsap- polatmeat is the result Wo mast terra to meet such difleultJes as these. We must endeavor to overcome them as we find them. This particular one may be got over in a short time by top-grafting the trees with .late-keeping varieties; or it may be remedied by the establishment of fruit evapora tors, whereby the surplus stock may be reduced to such condition as will admit of its being sold at a later period of the year, and, if desired, shipped to any part of tbe civilized world. Every part of the apple may be made a source of profit and nothing should be wasted. At a recent meeUag of fruit growers In Michigan, a gentleman in the course of his remarks gave some statistics in regard to the profitable ness of apples, and he said that even the cores and skins were used at bis factory, and the profit from these amounted in a short time to a hundred dollars. I asked him at the close of the meeting what use was made of the cores and skins, and he assured 'me they were very valuable. in making ap ple jelly. On returning home I insti tuted some experiments in my own house, and found this was correct In making apple sauce, too, in order to have all the flavor of the apple, the skins and cores should be stewed sep arately, and the resulting liquid poured into the apple sauce. This adds very much to the richness and flavor of the sauce. D. W. Beadle. Pear BUcht. The secretary of agriculture gives the following suggestions relative to pear blight: Pear blight Is caused by a very minute microbe which enters the tree at the blossom cluster, or at the tip of the tender growing shoot It may destroy only the blossom cluster, or a few Inches of the twig, or it may run downward several feet, killing large limbs or even whole trees. The same microbe causes apple twig blight and quince blight Most of the damage from this blight Is done during the first month of growth, beginning at blossom time. After running downward for a few inches or a foot or more, the di sease usually becomes a standstill. When it has stopped, a definite crack forms in the bark, separating the live and dead portions. When the diseased portion blends off into the live part, it shows that the disease is still progress ing. Below the blighted portion the tree may be perfectly healthy, as the blight kills only as far as It reaches. Healthy, thrifty, rapidly growing trees suffer more when attacked than those not so vigorous. In certain cases the blight does not stop, but keeps on slow ly growing in the bark till the close of the season. After this such cases con tinue progressing slowly, the new blight for each year coming from germs which lived over from the preceding season's cases. The remedy for the pear blight is to exterminate the microbes which cause the disease. This can be done by pruning out the old blight in the fall or winter, thus preventing the microbes from living over. In mild attacks, where there is but little blight, and wherever practicable, it is best to cut out the blight as soon as discovered. Complete destruction of the blight should be carried out in thefall; as soon as all late growth has ceased' In cutting out the blight, care should be taken to cut out on the sound wood be low the disease. Fattening Hon. In preparing horses for sale, says a writer, good conditions make a great difference. It should be honestly done; and yet, If honestly done, there is no reason why the owner of a horse who desires to sell it should not put it in the shape that best meets tbe demands of the customer, by honestly doing it wo mean putting on flesh with medi cines of high condimental feeding, and putting it under conditions of exer cise that will insure its staying quali ties, and that is not mere blubber of fat, injurious to the wind and endur ance of the animal. For this purpose many horsemen use moderate quanities of flaxseed jelly; some employ steamed oil meal. If moderately fed. these assist in diges tion and keep the bowels in good con dition, putting on a glossy coat, while, when moderately fed, oil meal adds in the formation of fat It, of itself, is a muscle making feed. Many a hard working horse would be all the better for a handful of oil meal at night, even where thero Is no intention of putting him in sale condition. By ju dicious individual feeding of good grain, with oil meal, a bunch of horses, even when somewhat run down, can be' put in sale condition in from six to eight' weeks. There is not much use in trying to get a good price for these horses, nor is there much business sense in letting them go for what they will bring, letting somebody else make the profit that can be made out of them by simply putting on another hundred pounds or so of flesh. Ex. Frostproof Strawberries. In a discussion of frostproof straw berries in the columns of tbe "Rural New Yorker,' it is made apparent that Parker Earlc varies in hardiness in dif ferent parts of the country. From the cold Northwest a grower with forty yeara experience writes that he has never found any varieties that are frostproof. T. T. Lyon of Michigan echoes this cpinion. He says: "No varieties of strawberries can be said to be actually frostproof, although certain varieties, such as Sharpless, Haverland, Holyoke, and others, are reputed to be less hardy than most others." A Nev Jersey correspondent names the Parker" Earle as one of the best frostproof strawberries. Mr. M. A. Thayer writes that Gandy is about the safest variety he has. Warfleld is long in fruit, and may have its first blooms killed by frost, yet produce a good crop Irom late buds. Exterminating Burdocks Like all biennials, the burdock is easily de stroyed In cultivated fields. It is only in by-places, as fence sides, cor ners, and around the buildings, pas tures, and borders of woodlands that burdocks give trouble. But even in these they are not difficult to destroy. Farmers who go over their fields twice a year with their spades will soon have no burdocks. In cutting them care should be taken to strike below the crown. Every plant cut in this way must die. The cutting may be done at any time .of the year when the ground Is not frozen, and it is, of course, much more easily done when the plants are young. While it is not difficult to cut oil a small tap root with the spade, it is much more difficult to accomplish the same when the root has attained a di ameter of an inch or more. Two or three years of persistent spading; will remove nearly all burdocks from the by-placesysf oar farsM. Kx. .-- ' V ft. -aHr,,,. Tbe faUowimr .tory waa totiata wofaaa's elab aeetiar. ItwaotoMto Ulaatrate the effeet of eaviroajaeat, to arota the powerf.1 iaflireaee ,taa oar- nmadiafaj -ay b.v. apoahniaaae.. otsz w.. tle proprietor of the factory, whkh ia one of the larreat and most eoaapleU is oae of the largest aad most complete lathe world, Bat what most Impressed tbe visitors was not the sire aad evi dent prosperity of of the plant, bat tho beauty of the place. Not oaly was every hygienic aad commercial com fort attended to, but; ao far as possible, cyery esthetic consideration was ob served as welL Around each wall of the spacious, well-windowed -apartments where the work was dose ran a broad, exquisitely painted frieze. The figures upon the frieze were a dainty dancing company, beautifal ia color aa well as in form, and fit to grace walls of a dwelling rather than a mill. Finally, one of the women, a practical, plain spoicen dame, asked tbe mill owner why ho made beauty such aa object "I don't see the use of a frieze like that in a factory like this," she said bluntly. "Why do yon havo it?" The mill owner smiled. "Well, come to think of it, it's a very practical reason," he said, "I find that it makes better thread." New York Evening' Sun. Kaaalar Poahle Capacity. In the year 1894 the Be Kalb Feace Co. or De Kalb. 111., doubled the ca pacity for producing their lines over 1893, which gave them an output of 20 miles per day. The demand for their goods has been so great the past sea son, that In order to be able to supply their trade, they have been compelled this year to double the capacity of 1894, which now gives them an output of 40 miles per day. This in itself speaks well for their product and merits the attention and inspection of our readers, and all that are in need of smooth wire fencing of any kind, and it will be to your inter est to write for their catalogue which describes In detail their goods, com prising the largest and most complete lines of smooth wire fencing now pro duced by any one plant In the country. See their ad in another column of this paper. Aa Expensive Dlaaer. A trio were sitting on the postoffice guard rail one night telling stories. One of them related this: "I know of a fellow who had spent a very quiet life in the country and had never been to the city. Coming into a little money he suddenly developed a desire to be a sport and immediately departed for the city. It was his habit after arriving to lounge around tho corners in tbe central part of the city, and he natur ally heard the gilded youth talking about tho amount of money they spent 4 "Say, I had a great dinner last night he heard one.say, 'and it cost me ?20.' "Many other remarks like this he heard, and tbe rustic sport decided to get into the swim toa lie made up his mind at once to get an expensive din ner, not realizing that the most of the money spent by the boasters he had overheard had been for wine. Walk ing into a swell restaurant he called the waiter over. 'Say, look here,' said he, 'I want an expensive dinner like the best of the bloods. Bring me S20 worth of ham and eggs.' " JrTra--AnFrtestoppe4frebyIr.KllBe,HCrat Kcrre Keatercr. KoFitsaftertrieflrbKUysitae. Maxvrknu cures. TreatiaeanilSSlrialbottlerm-ti tttcaaea, teudtoDr.lUine.m.arcuBL.Phikb.ra When we give grudgingly we do not give ata'J. I believo Fiso's Cure for Consumption saved my boy's life last summer. Mrs. E. C. Moultox, Needham, Mass., Oct 22, '94. 'a aUcle Coca Salve." Warranted to care or money refunded. Ask jJr (rorn. race i cent. Self-righteousness is as rancer. hard to cure as If the Baby is Catnap Teeta. leanre and use that old and well-tried remedy, Xss VucsLow's Sooninco Sntcr for Children Teething. Many reop'e fail by not beginning. making a good Many Influences eeaablne t red ace health to iho (lunger limit. Ti.e roTirin iropjrtles of L'jrLcr's U truer Tonic best ovcrcjtce these Ills. Labor is drudgery only when ne do not put heart in our work. Everyone knows hoar It la to suffer witi corn, and they are n.t cooiIiicIta to graceful walkiJC- Remove lb?ni with lil-dercorns. Sooner or later pride is bound to step on dynamite. An Enigmatical Bill of Fare For a dinner served on the dining cars of the Chicago, Milwaukeo & St. Paul Railway will be sent to any address on receipt of a two-cent postage stamp. Apply to George II. Heaford, general passenger agent, Old Colony building, Chicago, 111. All tbe Lets on a yacht race are not p'aced on tbe stake boat. The important thing is not bow long we ere going to live, but how. Tlie Funny Fan Lata Valley. FOR SALE The best Improved Rsnche (farm) in Southern Colorado. 320 acres. Address F. P. Baker, To peka, Kas., or N. R. Baker, Alamosa, Colorado. Sidney Clarke, chairman of Okla homa's statehood executive committee, has called a statehoo.l convention to meet at Shawnee on December 4, 1SIK. Shawnee is in the extreme eastern portion of the territory nearest the Creek, Choctaw and Cherokee nations, and it is expected a number of dele gates from those nations will be pres ent and take part in the deliberations. Mr. Clarke expressed himself as cer tain that the incoming Congress will give Oklahoma an enabling act and within a year or eighteen months, possibly at the election in 189S, the constitution can be submitted to the voters. Oklahoma population is 250, 000 or more, and she has an assessed valuation of 830,000,000 and will make a grand State. Do Yob Speculate? Iben send for our book, "How to Specu late !Suesslully on Limited Margins in Grain and Stock Markets." Mailed free. Corustock, Hu2hes & Company, Itiato Bui'din?, Chicago, 111. Hunir erdink has written on opera, name probably suggested the plot. His Wh: well. teverlovo undertake: to doit does KfPstt 0Z p7 Grace More Meat There's a difference between being full of thanks giving, and being full of Thanksgiving dainties. But the one thing generally leads to the other. How can it be helped when the turkey is so good, and the pie so enticing? Here's a helpful hint. For that full feeling after Thanksgiving take a pill. Not any pill, mind you. There are pills that won't help you. Take the pill that will. It's known as Ayer's Pill and it's perfect. It is sugar-coated, pleasant to the paiate, and its operation, like that of nature, is effective and without violence. Keep this in your mind if you want to enjoy the holiday season: Grace before meat, but a Pill after Pie. ' ' . - HleWT-!, Ttwr fWranrt ' PlOwlaatm U.awOwrt Report Iplw , ojpaa. m ek m -MM m. MaZ., lhmJ I llLElfT mtkiWmWWwSm aalastMfcmMl MiC m-UrS 2211 Maimer m W WmWfWM ML wPWoyWoal A aftmmammW ? ? " mimaoa- matamtm t-wmwaa SatariM at BaU Heaters. Spanish bull fighters get salaries as large as those of exceptionally great actors. "First swords," like Mazzaa taai or Gnerrita, are among the richest men ia Spain. Guerrita, who ia act yet 30, earns an income which is never less than $40,000 in one year, and owns Bear Cadiz, a villa and park, where ia the winter ho entertains his friends with lavish hospitality. Mazzantiai has 9100,000 invested, and it is a bad year when he does not earn $50,000. Reverte once, after a triumphant corrida in San Sebastien, lighted a cigarette with a spill rolled out of a French bank aote for 1,000 francs, to show bis contempt for money in general, and French money in particular. Caa It tfce eldest aad beat. It wM break an a Cold qi It la always i reuabie. ti nr tt The Ooabtfal Benedict. Among the witnesses who appeared before the civil court one day in an ac tion of tort was one, a melancholy young man with a noticeable arrange ment of features. When lie took his place on the witness stand the examin ing counsel began with the stereotyped: "Are yon a married man or a single man?" The witness shifted about uneasy like from foot to foot and then ah swered sadly: "I don't know. " It was the lawyer's turn now to loo! uneasy, lie glanced at the witness, then at the court, and finally, running an eye the length of the young man, as if about to give aguesson his weight, asked in a kind of an amused way: You're the first young man of your age that I ever met who couldn't re spond either affirmatively or negative ly on that all-important question. "I can't," said the witness, turning his head as if the subject was to him a disagreeable one. The lawer asked him why, and. finding that he must answer, he replied: 'Well, I was married a couple of months ago to a woman who had had a previous marriage annulled on tbe ground that she was insane at the time the ceremony was performed. I have now reason to believo that she was in sane when she married me. If she wasn't," and his features relaxed into a melancholy smile," I think I must have been insane to have married her. I am going to let the court decide it later on," Boston Globe. Hard on tbe Widow. The following conversation is report ed to have taken place between a min ister and a widow, both of Aberdeen. The widow, who called upon the min ister, seemed desirous of relieving her mind of something wh;ch oppressed her, at which the reverend gentleman, wishing to hurry matters, exclaimed: "My good woman, you see I can be of no service to you till you tell me what it is that troubles you." "Weel, sir, I'm thinkin' of gcttin' married again." "Oh that is it. Let me see; that is pretty frequent, surely. How many husbands have you had?'' "Weel sir," she replied, in a tone less of sorrow than of bitterness, "this is the fourth. I'm sure there never was a wummun sae completely tormented wi' sic' a set of deem' men as I've been, sir." London Tid-ltits. Farm values in England arc much de preciated through the low price of pro duce, and many holders of estates are disposing of their property, not infre quently at auction sales. 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