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I resorted to Hood'sSarsaparilia mad bavin? taken mt bottles I am free from all distress in my stomach and am no longer troubled with dyspepsia." Mrs. Makgaket Fek jter, Indian Falls, N. Y. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is the Only True Blood Purifier Prominently in the public eye. f l;6for$5 Hood's Pillslgr If your skirt edges wear oat, ifs because you don't use BIAS VELVETEEN SKIRT BINDINGS It's easy to prove It for yearself . Don't take aay binding unless yoa see "S. H. & M." on the label, no matter what anybody tells you. If your dealer wHI aet safely yaa, we wiH. Send for samples, showing labels and materials. ' to the S. H. & M. Co.. P. O. Box 699. New York City HwSwSwKBwH UUItt ns AEKXOTOK CO. Saw Wtm wwuxmm aeeaaat a aw icdac atl maw to iw what it , a has : . aau hmm tmtmt wooer. IteaaaaSSawraraWia . wtnr aracM far mm i rccaera. B Geared. StmL n iiiii w iBirtitwi'niii.i niaM. Steal VMS Cattam aad Vtaxt kOriadera. OnapeueattoaKwUlBaaaeoao C tktae lirrln ttmt. 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No small amount in liseu toward paying the expenses or the concern, and leave to the patrons just so much more with which to pay taxes, pew rents and claw-hammer coats. And yet this is the experience of factories reported, who had demanded that all milk to be delivered shall, as soon as milked, be aerated aad cooled before being sent la one factory a loss of two cents a oeuBd on all cheese made by inferior quality and flavor was recovered, and the cheese sold after with the best. followed the rule of every patron night and morning aerating the milk and cooling to a certain degree before plac ing on the factory wagon. In quite a number of factories this season where this rule is being made mandatory, there has been not only a noticeable improvement in the quality of the but ter made, but an increase in amount, I. e., the milk creamed better, and the churn did more perfect work. There is a place for the "coming" factory man- ager, and it is possible that the grad uate of the dairy school with tests, scales, aerators, starters and No. 41's may raise the standard of excellence in our dairy produce factories, but the patron must also be a willing student, and work these aerators, coolers and double strainers and keep clean sta bles and cleaner cows, to enable this fellow to make the finer cheese and more fancy butter. Practical Farmer. Lenses In Creaming. Not long ago, says the Practical Dairyman, we made a little investiga tion into just'What the loss was through setting the milk in open pans. A herd of fourteen cows was in milk and giv ing about 250 pounds or milk a day. The pans were set in a cool room and al lowed to stand from 30 to 4S hours or until the milk began to thicken. The skim milk was tested with the Bab cock test, and it showed that nearly all the cream rose in the first twelve hours, no difference being shown between that set twelve hours and lhat set thirty-six hours. But the amount of butter fat which was lost was somewhat appall ing, amounting as it did to eight tenths of 1 per cent, or about one-sixth of the whole amount of butter in the milk. This loss is not surprising to one who has opportunity to make such tests, and it is going on every day on hundreds and hundreds of farms in this country. In this case, it amounted to two pounds of butter per day which brought 25 cents a pound to a private trade. Fifteen per cent of the entire production or over $175 per year; who says that the loss does not amount to much? More than half this loss can be saved by setting the milk in deep cans and putting them in cold water, and nearly all of it by the use of a hand separator. Where one has the facilities a creamery is very good, but ice or running watc below 45 degrees must be at hand and this is not convenient on many farms. But a creamery costs less and is less work to wash and care for than a sepa rator, although, as a rule, it does not raise quite as much of the cream. . Dipping Ponltry. Early last spring I dipped my fowls in a mixture of half a pint of zenoieum and five gallons of warm water. This killed the large gray lice with which they were Infested, writes M. A. Hoyt in Journal of Agriculture. Later, when the mites appeared, the process was re peated. Sitting hens were taken from their nests and given a bath; chicks, as they hatched were dipped, and thus all vermin was destroyed. The hen-house was sprayed with the same mixture, thoroughly cleaned and emptied of ev erything but a block for pounding bone, boxes for nests, and movable roosls made of green cedar poles fastened to gether in pairs and set up on cedar legs eighteen inches high. The nests are kept clear of vermin by occasionally Inverting them over a olaze made of their straw filling. The roosts stand out from the wall to prevent their acquir ing vermin from that source, though cedar is said to be proof against them. The house is twenty feet square, with a sand floor, which is cleaned every oth er day and freshly spaded, or coated with a layer of road dust The fowls are confined in a park of 120 feet circuit Every morning they are fed a hot mash of bran aad potatoes, sightly salted anil stirred up with the liquor from boiled meat scraps. Twice a week a handful of sulphur is thrown into this mash. Cora is given oa the cob to make them work a little for their food. Scraps from the meat market make them a sal every second day. For greens they have fresh, crisp, pig weeds, turnip tops aad oaioas. With tomatoes aad efuae fruit they are abundantly sup- . -rom twenty-eight hens, wiss Ml A a aw SAk. . 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Later, I shall dip them again to destroy all body lice that may remain, and'put them ia the neat of trim for winter. I am convinced that their productiveness is due largely to freedom from vermin; cleanliness and xare in feeding do the rest I keep a daily egg record, and an ac count with all outlay and income from ray poultry, and I know just what they are doing. PalaU Abeat Esse. It is not always safe to judge aa egg by its appearance. It may be appar ently fresh, yet if It absorbs enough au to permit it to float in water even a little above the bottom of the dish it may not be perfectly fresh. The white of a perfectly fresh egg cannot be beaten to a froth as easily as the white of an egg that is a day or two old, and if the egg is very-cold the beat ing of the white will be accomplished more easily. When the shell of an egg will peel off as if the egg had been hard boiled. It is not fresh, as the contents of a fresh egg adhere closely to the shell and must be removed. When held to a strong light, a fresh egg is clear, and if shaken in the hand no jarring motion of the contents must be felt Many who use eggs daily are unable to judge of their quality, and indeed it is difficult to determine the freshness of an egg by any one, but the above may be of use to some who are inexperi enced. roaltrjr Xetee. Whole wheat is better for growing fowls than corn. SHIRE STALLION BAR NONE (2388.) s -, There aije few kinds of poultry that pay befter than guineas. Lime will kill lice; it is a good disin fectant; it will purify the air; it will make the poultry house clean and free from vermin. Oats stimulate without enervating or fattening. They form a good ration to reduce the fat of bens that are too fat to lay well. Feather pulling is largely due to idleness It is most liable to occur in active breedsthat are kept confined and have little exercise. The only hens that it will pay to keep through the winter are those that can be relied upon for winter layers or that arc needed for breeders. In raising hens for market the profit lies in hatching early, pushing the chickens forward as much as possible and marketing them early. One great recommendation that the larger breeds of fowls have over the small ones is that the large ones have to stay where they are put, while the small ones go where they please. Turkeys do not bear confinement well, whether young or old. When shut up they soon mope and droop their wings and begin to fall off in condition. Egg shells are good for the fowls, but they should be crushed very fine before feeding them. Otherwise you may in troduce the egg-eating vice into the poultry yard. Hedging on Pork. The pork packers are contracting to deliver January hog products on a very low basis, mess pork, for instance, about $4 lower than a year ago. They had the figures too high last year and lost money, but there are good judges who think they have it too low now and are as likely to lose money as they, were last year. There is only one thing that is favorable to their side of the argument at present, and that is the handsome supply of corn. Present supplies of hogs are cer tainly not large and there has not been a fall for a long time when there was so much sickness among young pigs.. Theie are large areas too where farm ers have suffered heavy losses among old hogs. Of course hogs are very pro lific and on the right kind of feed, which they would surely get almost anywhere in this year of plenty, it takes only a few months to lit them for market, but it looks as if ths packers and speculators were discounting the big corn crop too heavily. Drovers' Journal. Potato Scab. Dr. Byron Halsted, of the New Jersey experiment station, is one of the most careful observers and workeis. The Rural New Yorker gives the following note in regard to some of his recent work: Dr. Halsted of New Jersey had a very interesting exhibit of potatoes at the Trenton fair. The object was to show tne ef fect of flowers of sulphur in checking ! cr reducing potato scab. The results were striking. Where the seed was rolled in sulphur, and a quantity of the substance was scattered in the drills, the potatoes were remarkably free and clean. Where sulphur was not used they were badly scabbed. Dr. Halsted obtained much the same re sults with sulphur in preventing sweet potato rot. The R. N. Y. tried sulphur carefully years ago and found that it largely prevented scab and kept wire worms in check. jEarly Maturity. Early maturity means'the largest proportion of muscle or lean meat for the least food eaten, as well as the attainment of this condi tion at earliest possible ate. All growth is made from what hfeaten in excess of the amount necessary to support life, and- the quicker it reaches the stage best fitted for food not only will it have cost less per pound, but it will have de veloped the tenderest and the largest amount of lean meat Iadiana Farmer. There Is a diversity of eeialaa atockmea coacaralac the iaaaar of feeding smutty corn to stock. Taea aads of stock of dif ereat klaas have seta fed smutty eora without say ap parent injury; yet occasionally sobm feeder reports sickness aat esata among hU stock, which he attributes to this cause. It Is doubtful if there Is sufficient evidence at hand to Justify anyone in giving an opinion of any special merit As good authority as aay on this subject says It is barely pos sible that the smut fungus at times may become virulent aad dangerous to the health of the animal, but surely its general prevalence shows that such a change in character is very rare. - Professor Henry of the Wisconsin experiment station, says ho has fre quently recommended through the press that smut be fed ia limited quan tities, urging that the animals eating such injured grain be closely watched, and the feed changed if ovll symptoms sppear. He says he always ssked'for reports if anything wrong happened, and has never yet received aa unfa vorable report He says a few years ago he tried feeding corn smut to cows, one of which refused to eat. the smut after it amounted to considerable in quantity, while the other consumed a peck dally of carefully cleaned corn smut. This cow was gaining rapidly in flesh,owhen suddenly she was taken with some apparent brain trouble and died. Lacking experience he made a post morlem, but unfortunately, did not follow it up as he should have done. No animal, he thinks, could eat any such quantity of smut, unless It was a steer or cow spending most of its time in the stalk field searching for tho smut. There is scarcely a year that there is not more or less smutty corn, and it would seem, therefore, that if the limited quantities taken in ordinary feed ate very injurious, more frequent complaints would be made. We would be pleased to have the views and ex perience of feeders on thi3 subject Texas Live Stock Journal. Tonles of Dartmoor. The forest of Dartmoor, England, stretches for about 30 miles from north to south, and is some 14 miles across. comprising, it is said, 200,000 acres. It belongs mostly to the Prince of Wales, as forming part of the Duchy of Corn wall, but there are many manorial rights as to pasturage, and rights of common, again, are let by the Duchy. Laws dating back to the last century have been in force in regard to the ponies, and there was a family of Moor men called Edmunds, who were em ployed under the Duchy as bailiffs to take care of the ponies. This duty con sisted of seeing that no stallion pony. of above 12 hands was to be seen within the precincts of the moor, as none above that height was considered a true forester. A Moorman's tax of half-a-crown per annum for each pony had to be paid by the owners, and this was the only bill for keep, the volun tary extras being for branding or ear marking the colts once a year, but for the half-a-crown the Moorman had to show cause of all deaths and losses by a hoof or marked ear. The small matter of costs for the maintenance of ponies has made it a favorite spec ulation among the small mocr-side farmers and village tradesmen, and such owners have always proclaimed against too much improvement. The little rough foresters could live all the year round on the moors, and, except ing in very severe winters, thrive and do well. Then a little stock of four or five mares would average about three colts a year, that would sell at Brent Fair when three years old for about 6 10s each, or say in round numbers 20. Against this the Duchy fees for the lot would not have been more than 1 a year, so the result would represent a clear profit. It has been argued that a little improvement in the breed might make the figure. 12 10. instead of 6 10s, but then the moor-side people say the risks are greater. Live Stock Jour nal Almanac Oleo Law in Wisconsin A great many people were very skeptical as to the good effect of the law passed by the Wisconsin legislature last winter against filled cheese, and forbidding the sale of oleomargarine In the yellow color of butter. A very significant fact, relative to the taking out of United' States licenses in this state since the passage of the law may serve to estab lish judgment on that question. We learn that the applications for license have fallen off from 133 to nine. That tells the story conclusively. Without the permission to sell the stuff in the color of butter, and therefore as butter, the trade is practically worthless, thus showing beyond cavil that the business is built on deception, as its opponents have always maintained. Alike effect has been' observed in all the states where similar legislation has been had. The great wonder is that any man or newspaper of decent character could be found to justify it Hoard's Dairyman. The Corn Crib. A corn crib should bo'Tcofed and sided on the north and west sides, if exposed, as tightly as' a crib for small grain. This is true, be cause leakage injures ear corn as well as small grain though the damage, be not so great It is true, because driv ing storms will force snow nearly to the center of the crib; and then when melt lag causes more or less dasaage. It la easy to reduce the selling price or feed ing value of corn two cents the bushel, and two cents the bushel is the whole cost of cribbing corn, saying nothing about the use of the cribs ia subse quent years. Rural Life. TO AT COMPOUNMD PARROT. It Oao of tao atiaatest aad asset at tractive yoaag wasMB la Buffalo Is tao owner t aa aaasaally aiocotloas par rot; tacMoataHy she thought a great deal of a yoaag tensor of tao awlghbor kood, ss aiack ia fact that they wore betrothed. Bat tan young fanaor ass always hated parrots, aad that has bsoa the oao sore spot between hist sad his promised wife. He has especially hated the parrot la qsostioa, aad has repeat edly warned tao yoaag lady that the thing was aet so grooa as it looked, sad that it would surely cause trouble be tweea them. Wo can easily believe that the bird, being beloved by his mis tress, was at hand during these Uttle talks, aad It as easy to believe that as well-ordered, intelllgeat parrot would pat ap long with such slighting remarks as tho yoaag fanaor wss la the habit of making. If memory serves aright, the bird did once rebuke his mistress sweetheart but very mildly, simply calling him a "sassy thing." On that eccsstoa Folly wss promptly pun ished by his mistress, who snapped his head with a piece of whalebone and covered his cage with paper for aa en tire day. This was sdded insult, but nothing was to be done except wait patiently for aa opportunity to get even. The opportunity soon came. A few nights ago the young farmer entered the house of his life's light, sad asked for the flame. She was prinking, -but would be down in a short time, and would Frank try to make friends with Polly? So Frank turned into the room where Polly sat on his perch -munching a cracker and crooning a jungle ditty. Extracting a chocolate caramel from khis pocket Frank moved toward the cage. There are tides la the affairs of men and likewise parrots.- and this bright if green pet realized that the flcod of his tide had come. "Hellow, young hayseed!" he shouted. There was a moment of Intense si lence. Then the cage was struck to the floor and the room was filled with feathers and hair. A moment later Polly's mistress entered the room. "What is the trouble. Frank?" "Some one has taught this parrot to call me a young hayseed." answered her lover, flushed and angry, "and I will not stand It" "Did you hurt poor Polly?" picking up the maimed creature. -"I tried to kill the thing." The young woman vigorously up braided her lover, and hurriedly slip ping her engagement ring from her fin ger and handing it back, said: "A man who loses his temper on such slight provocation cannot be my com panion for life. The engagement is broken and you need not call again." THE WORLD'S DIAMONDS. Soasethlaa; Aboat the Vaat Wealth Tied Vp la Gen. 1 There is always something fascinat ing about the subject of diamonds, and rich and poor lite to read about pre cious stones, says Yenowine's News. It is estimated that during the last twen-ty-flve years the American people have paid duty on at least $180,000,000 worth of diamonds and Other precious stones, in 1893 afone they imported S15.203, 563 worth, but in 1894 there was a falling off owing to hard times, and the total was only $4,856,985. This does not include uncut diamonds, of which we imported more than fl.000, 000 worth in 1892, $800,000 worth In 1893 and $566,267 worth in 1894. Dur ing the last twenty-four years we have imported $7,087,817 worth of uncut dia monds. In 1880 we imported only $129,000 worth of uncut diamonds, and in 1889 only $250,000 worth. The large increase of late has been due to the fact that a number of American jew ers have opened diamond-cutting es tablishments. There are now fifteen establishments in the United States which employ from one to twenty men. There are 4,000 manufacturers in Eu rope and about 200 in the United States who employ between 7,000 and 8,000 persons as cutters and polishers. Perhaps 28,000 people are employed in the diamond mines throughout the world. We read that In past centur ies 60,000 people were working In some single Indian mines at one time, and perhaps that statement is not exagger ated, since by the aid of modern ma chinery one miner can now accomplish as much as twenty who used the prim itive methods. The total value of all the diamonds in the world undoubted ly exceeds $1,000,000,000. There are perhaps 8,000 dealers in diamonds in the world, who carry in their stock stones worth perhaps $350,000,000. The remainder are in the bands of private individuals. To compare present con ditions with those of the past, it is instructive to note the enormous in crease In the production of diamonds, and the important industrial changes wrought thereby, which have resulted from the discovery and working of the great South African mines. During the last quarter century ten tons of diamonds, selling for more than $300. 000,000 uncut and $600,000,000 after cutting, have been added to the world's wealth an amount more than twice as great as the value of dia monds known to exist before. Too Mach. "How does Briggs look in his new checked suit?" "Plaid out" FOR LADIES ONLY. The fashionable leg-o'-mutton and Queen Anne sleeves are cut much tighter from elbow to waist than form erly, and many of them are buttoned. Stylish felt hats are of good propor tions, some being folded over so as to form a double brim over the face, and finished with an enormous osprey feather and four plumes. A favorite way of arranging the hair for evening is to turn the hair back from the face in soft puffs, the fluffler the better, and mass it in an oval twist at the back of the head, while a loose curl of two should fall over the fore head and behind the ear. There is a movement toward skirt draping, not a revival, however, of the detached loopings and ungraceful drap eries of the last reign of double skirt, for the new fashion is a slashed over dress, opening enough to shew the con trasting petticoat underneath. The correct collar, although it may be of the turnover variety, Is quite as tall as the ordinary standing collar, and its corners have as little slant as possi ble, the opening In front being a mere slit Vn abundance of royal purple velvet is to be used this season. A hat of this is bordered with a fringe of ostrich feathers, snd has for trimming very large upstanding bows of black satis, while the bonnets have strings, but not the toques, sad the strings are oftea the only distinction. Plaid ties, both la the bow sad four-in-hand style, form part of every well regulated tailor-msde girl's fall ward robe, snd they sre better adapted to fall than summer wear because of the brlllancy of their hues, snd they are prettier in the smaller thaa la the larger plsids. - I toaa tao acts of tao show. from ha keeper at tao Now York. Coawal rail road statioa this moramg while tao members of tao eompaay, m wait tag for a train. As the teaia palled into tho statioa aad there-was a rash for tho gates, tho parrot from tao top ox taa Ms; clock, aaagoat "Hello! yoa have forgotten thlar." -8ovoral people hurried back to their seats to look for satchels or parcels. As tao aasssaaers came ia from tao traia they were greeted with: 'Hello! Harry. Hello! old boy."' , All tho members of tao eompaay joiaed ia trying to catch tho bird, but did aot succeed, dariag which tho parrot kept ap its chatter. At least twenty-Ire people missed their traias ia comiag back oa Poll'a remark that something had been f orgbttea. t It Wa. The coavorsatioB, this aight turned apon tho standings caused betweea Saturday misBader- aad clerk by a similarity of aoaads. It was told of the toolman that ia response to aa inqairy for yardsticks, he brought the customer carpet tacks. A more excusable case occurred with the shippiag clerk, who came to one of the regular clerks to find out what "kill oil" was, and where he would find the best kind. Upoa iaterrofrat ing the customer, who was aa Irish man, he said "It's best kill oil 1 wantin," which was 'his way of pro nouncing bicycle oiL -Hardware. SMgalarlty f Drees. At any assemblage of aottible peoplo it is curious to notice how. completely singularity of dress is going out of fash ion for the genius. Time a.as whea it seemed a part of talent that it should attract attention by eccentricity of ap pearance. The younger mem bers, male and female, of the musical,' literary or artistic professions clothe themselves in conventional raiment and tho wild hair dressing and the garmeots pitched on "anyhow' are things at the past except in sporadic cases, which still crop up here and there. Philadelphia Press. The Cew Get Vp. A young man, who says he is Will iam Ortman of Colarabus, O., met with a serious and most remarkable nulroad accident a mile from this city this, morn ing. He was riding on the steps of a passenger coach, when acowrosenp from where she had been sleeping in a ditch and collided with the steps, break ing them loose from the train. Ortman was thrown to the ground with great violence and sustained &crious injuries about the head, in addition to having-a leg broken. He was not found &or sev eral hours, and was unconscious. It is not to be doubted that he was beating his way on the train, as he had no money. He was taken to the poor farm, and his injuries are v?ry serious, to say the least St Louis Republic. The Trans' Met. "Why don't you go across the street I and beg a meal from those rich Shebas once in a while?" demanded Mrs. Plain dexter of the tramp when he called for bis daily bread the other morning. "Ah, 'perhaps you will understand, " he said with a sigh, "when 1 tell you that there is a bet on between 'Mrs. Sheba and roe, nnd until I win or lose it I cannot go near the place." "What kind of a bet is it, pray? and Mrs. Plaindexter smiled incredulously. "She bet me that if I ate your vituals for a month I wouldn't live to tell the story. She prize is a plateful of her ancestral jewels, and lam sure of win ning them, though three weeks of the contest yet confronts me." "Do you take cream or just plain milk in your cocoa?" interrupted Mrs. Plaindexter in a heroic voice. New York Recorder. Something- Had fiat to Be Done. "What is all that row?" asked the exchange fiend. "That," explained the office boy, "is the foreman and the business manager trying to explain to the secretary of the I. O. G. T. how the notice he tele phoned to the office got into the paper as the I. O. D. T. He says that' when a Good Templars' notice gets into the paper as the Independent Order of De lirium Tremens something has got to be did." Indianapolis Journal. Science la the Primary. V Jnhn. that is a nueer bui? and -..w. T ., a very inferestini? one. too. I m triad vou found it All bugs are interesting - : . when wc know just how to look at them. "Flovd." turning to another little fellow, "did you ever find a bug HKe this one?" "No, Miss L , but I found a bug last night on my bed." "So do I sometimes.' chimes an en thusiastic ' disciple, and "I" and "I" chimes the iucvitable primary chorus. "Oh." cries one ambitious for hteh dis- iinotinn. "I find lots of bed bucs cverv ;i, " Thi inMont bein? literallv true proves that some Omaha schools are not in need of certain collections. He Wonld. j Still on the subject of Irish guides. ( the echo story which follows maybe old, but is well worth retelling. A Kil- larnev tourist was assured by a guide that the echo on Loch Gil was far finer. So off went the tourist to bear it and hired two men to row him out, accom- plishing the transaction so swiftly that, there was no time for them to arrange for the usual echo to be in attendance. In despair they broke an oar. and oae swam ashore to fetcli another. Th echo then began. "Good morrow, cried the tourist. "Good morrow," said the echo, with a brogue. "Fine day. God bless it," cried the lourist. "Foine day, God bless it," said tho echo. "Will you have a drink?' cried the tourist. "Begorra 1 will!" roared the echo. London Globe. Kvaporated Apple. When fruit is high try this recipe. Take the best evaporated apples to be had. put them in an earthern dish, which should be two-thirds full: cover with warm (not hot) water and cook in a steamer; or better, a steam cooker, six or seven hours. At the end of the first hour, add sugar to taste, dissolved in hot water, being careful not to break or muss the apples, and add bot water from time to time as it cooks away. When cold, slip carefully into a fruit dish. It will be very pretty and palat able, but it cannot be hurried or pre pared carelessly. Sarsaparilla Sense. Anv sarsaparilla is sarsaparilla. True. So any tea is tea. So any flour is flour. But grades differ. You want the best. It's so with sarsaparilla. There are grades. You want the best. If you understood sarsaparilla ,as well as you do tea and flour it would be easy to determine. But you don't. How should you ? When you arc going to buy a commodity whose value ou don't know, you pick out an old established house to trade with, and trust their experience and reputation. Do so when buying sarsaparilla. Ayer's Sarsaparilla has been on the market fifty years. Your grandfather used Ayer's. It.is a reputable medicine. There are many sarsaparillas. But only one Ayer's. IT CURES. Kmmtas ala. Til !,? tilil Amtmunrnm puke laeaaaWy la taw WarW. There is, aad there always has beea, iaeqaality iatho world, ia spite of the striviag of generoas hearts aad ealight eaed minds for equality. Although eqaality has never ceased to show it self, aad effect itself, withia the differ ent orders, aad ia modera times to characterize least saperfleially that largo composite order which we call good society, civilization is still em bruited aad oadaagered by iaeqaality. Obo need aot allege iastaaces; they sre abaadaat ia every oae's experieace aad observatioa; sad those who dread or effect to dresd the dead level cf eqaal ity are quite right ia saying that even in a political democracy there is as much inequality as anywhere. Bat this does aot'prore that they are right ia admiring' it that it is Bot offensive aad stupid. Inequality still persists, but so does theft so does murder, so does cbsstity, so do almost all tho sins aad shames that ever were. Inequality is. ia fact the sum of them; ia tho body of this death they fester aad corrupt forever. As long as we have inequality we shall have these sins and shames, which spring from it and which live on from inferior to superior. Few vices live from equal to equal; but the virtues flourish. A Hearty Weleaaa To returning peace by day and tranquility at sight is extended by the rheumatic aa tlent who owes these blesalnjrstollos tetter Stomach Bitters. ont delav the Use of thin Sue anodyne for pain and partner of tne mooaan instant ueyona in point wncn the disease man! f est h Itselt Kidney trouble, dyspepsia, liver complaint, la grippe and Irregularity of the bowels arc relieved and cured by the Bitters. Dlaaar Tahla I iaea. The linen for all meals should be ir reproachable. She is a wise mistress who economizes the labor of house keeping in other ways rather than in the laundering of 'table linen. Many prefer, the bare table for luncheons and seas, using embroidered doilies under every plate and dish; Dot mis practice is to be commended only when the table is of fine old roahogony or some other beautiful wood, polished to per fection. Only white damask is permitted at dinners, and white china is preferable to the decorated ware, inasmuch as one does not tire so soon of the white ss of the other; also, it permits a greater variety of table decorations, and the needed touch of color can be given by delicate embroideries, tinted lights, the sheen of silver and cat glass snd artistic color harmonics of fruits and flowers. Good Housekeeping. aiOO Reward. an The readers of this paper will b pleased to learn that there Is at least one dreaded disease mat science nas been able to cure In aK its stages, and that Is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure now known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease requires a con stitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation of the disease and giving the patient strength by building up the con stitution and assisting nature in doing Its work. The proprietors have so much faith In Its curative powers thit they offer One Hundred Dollars for any case that It falls to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Adiress F. J. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo, a. Sold by druggists; 75c. Ualls .Family Pills. 25e. The Chicago Langaagr. The teache'r said: -Xow I will read this from this little book, and any of you who wish can repeat it to the class in your own words. Don't try to say it as I read it but just as you would say it." .li ramie's eves irrew bijr, and lie was all attention. The teacher read this short lesson from the first reader: "See the cow! Is it not a pretty cow? Can the cow run? Yes, the cow can ruu? Can the cow run as fast as the horse? Xo, the cow cannot run as fast , as the horse? "Criminv!"' thought Jimmie. "is 'at I .. -. . .. ... . , all. 'Ats dead easy." ins nann nas - .... ...... - up in a twinkling in imitation oi sev eral others. His interested face caught the teacher's eye, and she said: "Well, .lames, you may try it. but be carefnl ! and "el it ngnu ion may stand up ty your scat. .lamesy arose, not bashful, but flushed as he said: Ain't she a beaut? Ordinarily he was now his face was "Get onto de cow. C'n she get a move on? Sure. C"n she hump nerscif ;sl f fast as de horse? Naw. siie ain't in it 5 wid de horse, see!" l The teacher was overcome, but ne- ( ertbelcss. "Jamesy" was a favorite from that moment Chicago Record. Woaiierf nl Sagacity of a Dog-. The wonderfnl sagacity sometimes , ,j jSpiayCd bythe dog in trying to save it . Riaiter ,-s wen illustrated by the follow- its inir true tale of late occurrence: A 9- months-old puppy of the shepherd va rietv. owned "by Farmer Xathaniel lVardon, of Melindy s Prairie, was sent j to bring home a drove of six (rood-sized hoes that had escaped from their pen little thinking the dog could accom plish this difficult task. Imagine the farmer's surprise on seeing the puppy bring each hog home, one after the other, in quick succession, leading it by tlie ear. each trip stopping for his mas ter's aDDroval. Fach" time the hojr re- f fused to advance or teemed inclined to loiter the puppy pulled his ear all the harder, thus compelling him to move on. Chicago Record. - The Lord likes a man who says what he thinks, but the peou!e dou't. As a man rets older it tnVes him longer to warns up lor a good time and longer to cool otf in getting over it- WMMIMMIIMUMIMMIIMMIIIM MMIMMIMIIIMMIIMIIIMIIIII IX Loss of opportunity is life's greatest loss. I AIEIIDAI MA z !-iinni hib w 2 maariayaasraamaaiasra icara wvssra) iorxz 2 Z When the onnortunitv lies in a bottle of ST. JACOBS OIL. It cures. 1 1 xx - IMIIIIMMIIIII BBW f MMMMa M jyaVraVraYB i U.S.GortJUaart VI aa Chef late. Mix three heaaiar taUesaeoafuln of grated chocolate with eaeugh water to i beat it to a smooth paste, taking care that ao lamps remain. Pubit into a chocolate not aad set it iato a kettle of boiliag water. Pour ia oae piat of aew milk aad oae piat of cream or a quart of aew milk, with tho whites of oae or two eggs, well beaten. Stir the choco late paste iato the scalding milk aad aad let it boil two or three miaates. thea stiria the beaten whites aad serve it hot 'tai Saw wUh CHwewrHMw 1Ti-rVhaaiinllltail" ritrrnrnrTirTf Ckilblalaa.tttoo.ftc. CU.ClrC.4urBara.Ct. Dream of wealth don't come trae an oftea m work for it does. who kavt aarf lrkr's Clnarr Tonic frr;erlalMlMt libra S aMrjUsaitota-riaedi-Sices; every torai of dtsirota aadw. akaeaa I.M to It A handsome female Thototrrapher onest to do a good business with her wiaaieg ways. BTSnOeeeeewa ta a alaawte veaavSs. bat it tak ont the conn, ami wltt a romoia'loa It a: Makes walkioc a weenie, lie. at uniaetsts. Th Smal'rat Watch. ' The smallest perfect' watch ever made is owned by a Russian princess. It was first placed ia aa exquisite gold ease, covered with the most minute, bat literally perfect, Watteau sceaesin eaamel; then, at the princess desire, the works were removed aad placed in Side a splendid diamond scarce two fifths of an inch in diameter. The especial attention of our reader it called to the notice in this japer, "Free Fare to Texas.' It offers a grand oppor tunity to secure a home ia the garden of prosperous Texas. Read it lor further in formation. The average passenger traia weighs two hundred tons. I could Bot get along without Piso's Cure for Consumption. It always cures. Sirs. E. C. Mocltox, Xeedham, Mass., Oct. , W. Society U coatiaaaUy.sarging with the conflict of dollars aad reuse. It tha Bahy ta Catttor Teet a. Seanr and mm that ofct and well-trtel rvmed.T, MMl KtaMow'aSoanoraffiaCTforCkUdreaTmtklnc- . Fishermen will dream of fsh Irin? atutrt them, tat ia reality its the other way. Waiiaaaiil to car or hmmmt rafoaitod. AA year I for M. rrfewueaata. Ihere is oae roaso'atioa with the new woman craze the tomiag chaperon will le a maa. SrTa-AIirittepptitfr by Pr.Kllaif!r Kerve aaataear. NoKttsBflrrtlxjBrMiiitj'i.u. Marrvloaaeurr. TrratiaeaaalSStrtalUrttlefrrvt kitcaac. lteBUtolw.KUar,aUArchSt.,riiibk.ra The fithermaa who lies in wait for a trout aadnal.y get it, is apt to lie in weight lor many moons. llo Voa Spernlate? Then end for our tooV, l,How to Specu late bacceftatuUy on Limited Margins in Grain snd Stock IL'artcts. Mni.eil tree. Comstock, Huzfaes & Comicnv, Riato Bui din?, Chicago. II1. Tit 1Mi7 Ccneda will ce'el.rate the-10'th anniversary of the landing of Selnstiaa Cabot. - . From Xow I'util priag Overcoats and winter wraps wiil be ia fashion. They can be discarded, tem porarily, while traveling in the steam heated trains of the Chicago. Milwau kee & M. Paul Railway. For soiid Icamfort. lorspeeti ana jor saieiy. h f&thvr line can" compare with this great railway of the West. Bil'ianl tan'e. so-ond-hanl. for sa't cheap. Appiv t or address, H. C Akin. Z !?. Uth St.. Omaha. Xe Romance bns leen e'eenntly defined as the offspring of fiction and love. . KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly nsea- The many, who live bet ter than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly, adapting the world's best products to te needs of physical being, wiil attest the value to health of the pure liquid laxative principles embraced in the remedy. Syrup of Figs. Its excellence is due to its presenting in the form ml acceptable and pleas ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect lax-" ativc ; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently curing constipation. It ha given satisfaction to millions and met-with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kid ney, Liver and Bowels without weak ening them and it w penecny tree ir every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs in for sale by all drug gists in 50c and $1 bottles, but it is man? u facta red by the California Fig Syrup Co. onl v, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs and being well iBformed,jroti wiil not accept say substitute if oflered, IIMMIMM Think of sufferiBg with 3 5 IO 15 - IIIIMMMIIMIIHMIIMIMIII I Himill TBX LASS OV THE BIG RED APPLE TW U.t Cm4 tn4 hr &i la IW t.r BM Fur INFOKJIATIfVC rennlintr laal in Starry .. a. ar. Miaaavtrati. wni. ., crr. ,o. a. Itbdt. Frm Cltr. Ho.; J. U. Jt!UVtT. Pvflj. .: T. S l'aor. CaTll'e, Jlo., or 1- B. KmnktttVo. nm Xusadaock B.Mfr., CWca.i. 1IL Zachary T. Lindsey, WS RUBBER GOODS Dealers aead for Catalogues. Omaha. Nets. AsUl STOVE REPAIR Wats irfr0. raasm.1 W. N. U.t OMAHA, 47, 1895. When writing to advertisers montkm this paper. yBBBBBB. TlrBBSRrCBBBBBBBBBBBa V BbW. .TkijBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBlBBBBBBYaaSv Bmar BBBBBBBWBBBB?aOBBmwVHUL JaiaaaMetrenaaaMa . ' I Y :- 1 J i X ' .' 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