r-3L, Ts - - - rm -r -. . --"fc. - ?J '- -"'Nt ar" --pn' -' ij ,,p- -- ? 1 - ! l il- - 1-7S- -.- "- -' " .. " ' .. - - . - YOLUME XXVL-NUMBER 26. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9, 1895. WHOLE NUMBER 1326. F -- Ckmte Ai V-V V I eaaeaw -" tr J m xSSSi w BELAYED BY ICTE. "AFFSKY was a born genius,- 'des tined. In time, to "soar to- the ' dizzy heights of a pro fessional' chair. ..So," at least, said h-is. professors at the. University of S:t. Petersburg. We. students'-likewise- held "him in etaofnsfjrdlucmfw -aw., and -hedged "him around .with rev 'crential ostracism.- That same Kaffsky used to squander :;'"his da'ys'-'an-d nights over mathematics . .-.and clfemistry and .half a dozen kindred .'c'cLchces, as -if life were to. last for eter- - nity.- We did - not. believe :in -a man .having .so "many irons in .the -fire, and iV.-e'irm'ite"d"our own efforts to the ac- complishmen't of one single -task the --regeneration 'of mankind as a prelim- .-ihar.y step, to the remodeling of.Russian "'society.-; . ; '. . "-- "- -"VVehad-weighed Kaffsky in the polit- -Ical -bajarfce :.the only one in vogue at ..Ru5s"ian"-"nniv.ersiti3 -ten years 'ago-- shd-.liatl- foiinil him' sadly-'.wan-ting. . ," He-'was a member 'of none" of .the ,: three ehurches outside of which there ' .is. ho- salvation that o.f the. sworn conspirators, .who edited .a forbidden Journal, Land and .Liberty, hatched' '- plots "against the. state, and some- -times - helped to "carry: them out; .that .of unsworn conspif.ators. .. from whomthe" former 'were usually re- ruite"I; and"Ihe-bulk of students who' -. sympathized .with- - -everything and tjvcryBoiiy" who: embarrassed the gov-".- ernineflt. . ' ' - -."-.- . And to frown all, wc had just heard' of. his 'i-mpen'diiig -marriage'.- "A nice lime to be 1 thinking of 'marrying. and --feathering his nest!-!' .w.e remarked to .-.'eac"b."-otJier; "just when the pillars of ' the. 'sbcial'.editice are giving way. and . wp are - doing .our best -to-, pull them- U h-f -J"; - r '.Vh'.?.' -.Af ';-p. '-' r :-:v mwm -. o 1 t! I " " '. s " 1 fti. 2.M T1 m J, ;HC '&. ten. v'c .i.ii 'Lj , - -.f Jl wj-."HJ .1 . :- ll-ifeScN -Cifeji -. " .SV.).'1!'!. AifcJI'.Vjr; A-:'-. - .'.-3 r-'-.:..'-': j p ; u - -r ' ;""iii--' - - ' :Si-. """g .: ..,'. Vf.iT-rr - - .. 7r- - vr .. vf. &tt&m2!. &m&&miir?br - "- '' ' ' -""r-r-'YV" tT i "---. tgtvM V.r lf6 "Tki lT - v-vw is-y; 1 v? mm v-nmtry -:?i fjfmfr?ifryi . '.. mMmmmvmW7 .-."::V"-.:"V:"-i f F - V .- - -nli ..- . j.-. .?,iti - Uwi-i )& ;?-? ON THE ROAE down "in- order to- - build something bet'terl"-".'- - - ' -"-" -' -." When the name of. the future-bride " was' mentioned those among- us. who : -knew' Bet were staggerexi-aJbft. Anna Pavlona.'-"-Smirnova was not a Venus. But 'if-she had much less heautv,thari ' her nhbtoeraDh which . is a common :i,.l.- ....-... cIia lir4-. o r.rtrfi -iffllj . UIIIU'UI, UUUICU 3ilC UUU-o.tuuu u.-. !iwi vis-a iMJJrK,; v&s&&rje3fB&i mSBsxwmxm F em- H3fiKliWir.ilJI?-J-N 5-HSfe-:. lHr.imi'.7"?.W.;fiuiv SZII- "j-teCi- -, .. Ill f 1 . - - Ziag-T -& i M . - . .:-: - - .- .-' . more wit. which is nat by any'mcans - . " so -commas. ' "'..-. -"-'" Although -apparently young '.enough """-''atr-te- be his- daughter. Ansa Pavlona was "' k'affsky's- senior by five or six-, yea'rs. - ' and. tor make matters still, more mixed, she .was'a red radical at hearC . ' Fo.rmefly her democratic yiews had got her "into hot water with the authbr. "ities. an.d.it was not'withbut consider . able diurca.lty that- she h"adrob'tained 'her; present' position as teacher in. .a girts' gymnasy; which enabled her to ""live- m ' modest" competency with her . ":widow.ed mother. . . " . - 1, .J21bj&Tolice, we knew..' had twice or -thrice made;.elaborate inqu-iFies abtfut him. -had. noted his-comings in and go'r -ings."ou-t,-and had set a. watch" upon nis "actioa's. PIatoff.when."' arrested a T-AftL-- rr ' 7K a n rnH -Tn Ttnvo TCnfFslrv-: card in"h-fs -pocket, arid was -subjected. te a- .long secret cross-examination about . his", dealings . with. him. "As wpll. suspect 'the stone-sphinxes - at the" Nikolai bridge 'as that piece of - stuck-Hp. selfishness; called .Kaffsky,' exclaimed. Lavroff. - . '-'There : must .- be some - reason for the suspicion."" cried Brodsky; "there's always'fire where there's smoke, and as we know "there's ntf -fire' here, then there canaot":possi.bly be any smoke. It's a matter of smoked glass spectacles."- . "This remark struck" us all" as the acme of cleverness. It -was "warmly -ap'plauded. ' "Well "who could have .smoked the -government's, spectacles? somebody." asked." "Boor-man, Boorman; he" alone "has a grudge againsc Kaffsky," cried half a do?en voices. . - - - " " " Now, none of us had a doubt that' he' was -the 'Judas Iscariot. His'" hang d'o'g exprssioh,.-his slouching "gait, his -furtive glance and-stammering devil- try proclaimed the nature' of "the spirit that lived and worked within him. The present case" strengthened .our "suspicion, for Boorman and Kaffsky had quarreled years before. Summer" vacations were at hand. The" last of 'the examinations would taXe -place in ten days, and then we would" disperse over the length and breadth of the empire, many of us never to return -again. . : . . "suddenly we were stunned and stupefied by. a. bolt -from- the blue in the shape of a rumor that Kaffsky had. been arfested. He'ahd Alexieff kad gone to the theater the night before. They had aralked .home together and made an appointment for the morrow at the university; bat at abokt 2 a. aa. Kaffsky kad bees spiri.ted away, aad waa Pw. In the secret wing- of the Lithuanian fortress. A written request was presented by some "of the professors, who were be side themselves with indignation, that Kaffsky should be released on bail. Just to finish his-examination and take his degree, for they knew "very well it was all a' misunderstanding. But to our utmost astonishment their request was refused, and KafTsky was removed from the Lithuanian fort ress only to be "immured in the more .terrible fortress of-Peter and Paul. The excitement caused by the arrest was assuming "dangerous proportions. Nobody, had cared a rap for Kaffsky a week before, and he was already a I most popular hero now. Perhaps It was hatred for the heart less informer who nad already been arrested, no doubt, to save him from being- lynched an'd sympathy for Anna Pavlona,. whose womanly feelings. had got the' better of her philosophy. She had completely broken down. She had been taken to her bed, had refused all food, had forwarded petition after petition to the minister, of the in terior, and when it. became clear that she might just as well.be sowing salt on the seashore, her mind gave way.j The doctors sent her mother and her self in post haste to the" Crimea. -. In October a. few of us met in -St "Petersburg once more-"-but only- a. few. The police had 'made a tremendous J haul among the students the day the university closed session, and many were now in their distant native villages- -expelled . from, the university; others in prison, o'thers -again on the roa"dto Siberia. Kaffsky, we "learned, was among-the lattcr--condemned -o the mines as a dangerous conspirator, in spite of the intercession of .the professors; Anna Pavlona was dead, according to other's; "but it came to pretty much the same i thing" in the end. I -had heard of .many evil things, done bv diabolical reformers, . but this was TO' SIBERIA.. the- most crying injustice I .had ever J actually witnessed;' and when talking f with a friend who was a relative of one of the 'ministers I told him so. . lie was "astounded at what I tohlhim, and asked me to draw up an account' of -Raff sky's case in writing.' He would see. he said," that justice should be-done. I had no difficulty in obtaining pre- cise particulars." I' discovered even the I - 1131116 -the -forwarding prison, over 1 1.000. miles, away. In which Kaffsky was j then, interred, and having made-but a j very strong", case. I gave my friend the paper, and he presented it "to h'isrela- tive, the minister A week passed, then a fortnight, and -still'there was no answer. One- day 'my .philanthropic friend shook his head, said "my data were all wrong, said that -Kaffsky -was the most. dangerous conspirator that had .ever been tripped -up in ,the very nick of time, and that he would advise me to keep aloof .from political reformers in. future, as it was evident they -could make' black appear" white without an effort. - - .- :SiX' years later I .heard that Kaffsky was no more. "He died of disease, or was ' shot" in'-a. tumult, or disposed of. in some such-way. The particulars were-not very precise, but he .was. really dead, that .was certain. " ". " "Nothing else hut death is certain in Russia.' I remarked to an ex-minister to whom"-! had been telling the whole story after dinner. :". "So you are going to write about- it, ybu 'say," he. asked me,' "to ease -your feelings?" ' "rami," I replied. "Very well, then, if yon will come here in two or three days I will supply you with a most-interesting postscript." .And he did. - His statement "was .based on official documents and this is the gist of itr "When-.the terrorist movement was -at its height the leaders were invisible and'ubiquitous. We suspected that they were in the "university,- but that -was only-a guess. Once or twice Kaffsky appeared to be m the movement, but we had no proof, and could "get none. It then 'occurred to General O. of the secret department tc employ a spy who had never played the .part of a detective before.; . "I know. You mean the scoundrelly informer, Boorman,"" I broke in. "Boorman! Boorman!. Was be?. O. of course he was. Yes. No. Boorman was" not the detective. Boorman. I see. was nearly as dangerous as Kaffsky; he was Kaff sky's right-hand man.. and he got the same punishment." This announcement took my breath away, but it only deepened the mystery. "Two thousand three hundred rubles was what it all cost, and dirt. cheap, too." he went on. "You mean the "detective's reward?" I asked. "Yes. that, of course, -vas over and above her regular salary, which waa tfly nblM aaatb. It was tka Jy-j . . - . . 1 -- .iwS" -jTriw;: ..irnr.irt. i .. Jy - mjiifflff iULU.nn r -.'-.riSD-' . ' i . -j P" -5HK7JrXi 1... . ?' iis-3ft '.;' " .ocsss:2sr'r2'i J i . . 7 . .r,.jvjy!iciHSsov1-irTij " &ieZZLL2TV'&&iJ!&Tr 5, . ' ,- & ijikibmmwmw- ? ! V iltiNEM&SZM - Ct T-r '"5'.f"tir7rTl',0 ZJprr. ' "7, -v ri. mlMXm i!&Z&3rM&, ' ,'&. -J&yZs'.jrtsfOi&Ss?. clever stroke of business she ever did." "She!" I repeated. "Was it a woman, then?" "O, yes; didn't I tell you? and a woman with the making of a saint in her, too. Ha. ha, ha! She" is now a god fearing sectarian a pietist of some kind." . "Well, I remarked, "she would need a good long course of penance, were it only to atone for the fate of poor Anna Pavlona, whose life she snuffed out.' "Ha, ha,.har he laughed, till the big tears rolled down his furrowed cheeks. "Why, hang it, man, Anna Pavlona was herself the detective. But that was the only clever thing she ever did. She soon after left theservice, found salva tion, as they term' it, in some obscure sect, and is a pious bigot now:" MEN IN CONNING TOWERS. The Effort ta Xake Easy for the Obese OSkers. Following closely upon its considera tion of the much-disputed question as to whether entrance to the conning towers of our' ships of war -should be made large enough to permit the easy -ingress and egress of the more rotund of our naval officers, comes discus sion by the navy department as to methods to be employed in removing to the "sick bay" such persons as may be wounded on the deck in asMon, says the WaKffffigton Star. TBe in timate connection of the-Awotopics may nafceapparent at fimt glance, but may car the thu wMVR)u ughtful students-naval affairs ubtless sevfnat there isa. re lationship. The principal pofnt to be noted is as to the difficulty thfct would oe- experience in removing,irom tne conning tofer the woundefbody of one of those obese officers, who, .when. in possessiosrof his faculties, could barely, managqto squeeze his waiy in. By pro jectina?him'self edfewtse, sovto speak, mosjff the ultra-scout amon our naval officers could manage to secure admis sion, but the-ftting of oie of them out in case lie should chance to be injured-, wouldf be a serious undertaking. Mattersvlfke this -have to be consid ered, now .in time of peace; when a ship is in action and the unconscious form of her commanding officer is so tightly wedged in the slot as to make move ment in or out temporarily impossible, it is then too late to discuss the width of conning-tower doorways. . A twofodl remedy presents itself. Either make the slot wide enough to-admit easily the' embonpoint of- a 350-pound officer and the whole body of a. twelve-inch shell, or else insist that the officers who" cannot easily enter a moderately slotted' tower, shall stay- ashore and do' bureau work or roam around on ships that are not equipped with" towers or other un comfortably contracted living or fight ing quarters. She Was Eqaal' to Him. . Of all the expedients devised by debt ors, whether by'Mica'wber or Murger, few have been more simple and effectu al than, that of a Mrs. -Martin in San Francisco recently. She had ordered a ton of coal delivered at her residence. The. coal dealers had not yet received their pay for previous tons, so they in structed their-driver to' take the coal to her house, -go to the door, present the previous bill, and refuse to deliver the coal until the bill was paid. He did so. The" 'ady looked a little' surprised, but an ominous glitter came into her eye when she "heard her ultimatum. , But she. repressed her feelings, and suavely invited the coal "man to "step into the parlor while she' went ta - get the money"." The coal heaver' was rather grimy, and did not seem exactly. to fit. the furniture, but he accepted her In vitation, stepped into the parlor, and Mrs. Martin disappeared. Many minutes passed. -The coal-heaver be-- came impatient,' but the lady did not return. Finally he heard the crash of coal. He looked cut of the. window. To -his horror,-he saw -his coal being un loaded by- another man. He tried the door, but it. was locked, and the grimy .coal-heaver grimly sat -down- and waited. After the coal was .unloaded the lady appeared and let -him out. There -was a triumphant twinkle- in Mrs. Martin's eyes as she told hfm to "call- again with the -bill." San .Fran cisco Argonaut. GLIMPSES. .. "A't'Castle Hill; Maine, there are three brothers, whose- combined, height is twentyrone feet. The very oldest watches bearing inscribed- dates- are of Swiss make and bear date of 1484- There'is a law which prohibits the 'cabmen - of -Paris from smoking their pipes. while driving. -State Councillor Jermakoff, who died a short time ago in Moscow, gave away $3,000,000 in" charity. Kate Field has gone'- to- Hawaii to "write up the . island for one of the metropolitan journals. A French taxpayer is obliged to work eighty-six .days in the year to pay off what is due 'the treasury. If all the thread used in this country .yearly were stretched out end to end it would stretch 7,000.800 miles. RAM'S' HORNS A chorus in which many love to join. "Didn't I tell you so?" . Self-assertive men" often -do a large business on a small capital. We "must give Christ our burden be fore he will give U3 his yoke. The. man who would go to heaven alone If he could, isn't fit to go. Our loyalty to Christ is best tested by the way we treat onr enemy. . Whoever is like Christ will be found trying to make earth like heaven. . A civil tongue is a better protection than steel armor an inch thick.. There is -nothing the devil makes much more use of in this world than a tattling tongue. - Pray for your enemy, no . matter whether he is trying to kill you with, his tongue or a. gun. The devil is still making some people believe that they can serve God without belonging to church. . The man who can pay his debts and 1 won't do it, would steal if he could do it without being locked up. "Some people show that, they are not on the way to heaven by-what they tell others they must do to get there. It is a common temptation with the Christian worker to' think that God has called him ta raise the dead te begin with. AFTERTWENTYYEARS A MAN THOUGHT TO BE DEAD, TURNS UP. 11. Aaat Died steccatly la Draiaark, Leaviac WUm Property Warta 'Ovar Oaa muiaa WaaM Brias Xast Aay baa Back ta Life. ' H ROUGH THE efforts of J. N. Wal lem, royal vice consul for Den mark at Philadel phia. Sophus Lin hard, now lying ill in ' the Burnett house, Stroudsburg, has been made aware of the fact that he is the heir of an estate estimated at $1,009,000 near Elsinore, Denmark. Linhard, who is an intelligent man. came - to this country over 20 years ago and engaged in farming not .far from Philadedel phia. His letters to his relatives in Denmark were few and soon they lost sight of him entirely. Some time ago he was taken seriously ill and went to the Burnett house in -Stroudsburg, where he had friends. It was while he -was a patient here that one day a copy (Brighton, 111., Correspondence.) This'placeis noted for the beauty pt Its women as well as for the chivalry of its men.-" The town is full of them, anl: her surrounding hills and valleys, and her smiling -prairies, bloom and blos som with young womanhood that is the pride of the Prairie State.. Miss Josie Lash is the daughter of Mr. Geo. W. Lash, one of the old-time" grain buyers of .Brighton. 'Miss "Josie lives a quiet home life", with" her parents in South Brighton." - She was- educated at .the Brighten High Sehool, and isan ac complished and genial young lady. " Miss Meda Merrill is one of the' leading-society girls here, and in all enter tainments her presence is sought for. She" is the daughter of W. C. Merrill, of the firm of Merrill & Chase; and our present postmaster, a graduate of the High School and at Jacksonville,. III. She is well educated and accomplished. Miss Marcella Glenny- is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Holly Glenny, the first editor of the Brighton News, and 'wide ly known, for his newspaper - work in this' section. Miss Glenny. is the so prano singer in the M. E. choir, and a general favorite in Brighton society". She is also a graduate of Brighton High of a newspaper was handed him. It was the first paper he had seen for some time and there he learned-for the first time that the Danish vice-consul at Philadelphia was advertising to as--certain the whereabouts of Sophu3 Lin hard! He well knew when-he left Denmark years ago that he had an aunt and uncle,. Mr. and Mrs. J. S. Pontoppdan, who were very wealthy, but the last thing that entered his mind was the thought that they were after him. " At first he was inclined not to pay any at tention to the advertisement and he let the matter go by for a day-- or so. Finally he determined to write to Con sul Wallem, and in reply received a copy of a letter which had .been sent to the vice-consul on June 2. It was from Elizabeth Sophia Pontoppdan, of Port land, Ore., and among other things said:. "By advice of M. Larsen, Danish con sul of Portland, Ore., I appeal .to-you for information of iny brother-in-law, Sophus Linhard, of Hinge," or Aarhus, Denmark, of whom we have not heard for 20 years. At that time he had-a farm near Philadelphia. He has fallen heir to the estate of his aunt, Elisa Sophia Lindhardt Pontoppdan. She died Jan. 15-, 1895. He also had three -children. I have lately become a widow and- it isy therefore, of the greatest in terest to me that the missing heir is found or proof cf his death be secured, hecause the laws of Denmark permit of no division of the estate till such is done. Also, the authorities of Helmigen requested me to find him, if possible, or (his children. If you insert an adver tisement for him in the papers it may lad him." . It will e aeaw time before he -will SPvPI IBBrjjjsrjEjBjBsar""""""'""""""""'"""1"1'"- 2" r . h. 'assESt"?' ""v B i K' am 3jr'' V SHT 3E-5asSaBsia " bsb"'5S" . " j SmKC. ) bbLW'vI "t",i'"3-"'a"'''"''"'t"''"'t"' a9v '-V'3BH -J-HsC-XBiB-aB aeiM "'oaaaseoMeaua.l--iataataea J I iljlf V JHt I I BVflrVBBBBBBBSBBBBBBBB M tQ '"' k t.JSS'E'"-"'- ft F"Z- "''SpkT S9 BSBBBBBBBK """" - (--'?J' fjTlaW be able to do anything himself toward securing the money. His illness is of rach a character that it will be several weeks before he can leave the hotel. Just what is the present worth of his aunt's estate he does not know, al though he knows it is large. Her hus band, at the time of his death, had large shipping interests and was the largest individual ship owner in North Europe. In addition he had large landed in terests. The expectant heir to all this property is In very moderate circumstances. Wealthy, bat Hard-Work ei!. One of the most conspicuous business men of New York, who is the extensive head of a company with many millions of assets, said recently that he had not taken a vacation in ton years. He is a millionaire, and his statement indicates the" high pressure under which men who manage the affairs of big com panies sometimes work: During the summer his family live in their cottage on t.he Jersey coast. "I am able to gt away from myoffice at 3:30 in the after noon," he said, "by making use of my .time' en the trip down to my cottage. I go by boat and I take my stenographer with me. In this way I am able to clear up my correspondence on the way down. Sly stenographer returns at once to New York, and when I reach my office I. find the letters that I have dictated the School, and takes quite aa interest musical culture. . Miss 'Jessie Dain is an alumnus of the High School, and adds to the entertain ment In social, functions."' She is the eldest daughter of CapU E. T. Dain,.'a veteran Indiana soldier, who fought through. the war. Miss. Jessie, is an in teresting conversationalist and enter tains her friends genially. " - Miss Mabel Martin is the daughter .of ( in the late Dr. Frank Martin, who -died (friends in social life. She" is connected upon the threshold of a brilliant career with many of .the principal -old fami in medical science. . Miss Mabel Inherits lies .of Macoupin and.Greene counties, the magnetic qualities "of her. father Misses EJ&th. and Clarabel Potter are and is loved- by her many friends .and sisters "who. bave been prominent In so admired' by all. j cial-circIes-heTC, since their graduation Miss Addie Robertson is the daughter at the High School. They are daughters of the late Daniel Robertson. She re-i"of Mr. Asa Potter, who was postmaster sides with her si3ter, Mrs. Marshall . Dickerson. and is a prominent charac ter in-social functions.-" She is-cultured and genial, -and' her amiability and happy disposition draw about her many friends. ' " Miss-Hattie" Robings resides with' her I parents in their beautiful home on North Main -street, .her "father, Mr. A. Robings, being an.old citireh and- vet; eran who" fought as a private through the" war. -Miss .Hattie is. accomplished. night' before ready for my signature. That saves me about an hour a 'day. Vacation? No, I don't take a vacation. My clerks and assistants do that; but' I find that it is impossible for .me to. get away.. There are many little'dctails that I have to attend to personally and I can't turn -them over to any other man." - There are probably-few clerks in New York who work, harder 'than this -millionaire, even' though their hours ma'y I be longer. New York Sun. Tragedy Told 'by "a TonlMtonr. Under a hickory tree in an old grave yard at Mexico, Mo"., is a tombstone with the following unique inscription: "In memory of John W. Ricketts.'who was assassinated about sunset in Au drain' county on 'the 24th day of Feci- ruary. 1857, in the 38th year of his age, on his return, and within' sight of his home. He Was born near "Flint Hill. Va. The victim of a conspiracy in yquth. haunted and traduced in after yeara by those who should have-been' his friends, and at last shot down by a murderer clandestinely. He was a man of mind, and energy, true to his friends, and forbearing to his enemies. A good brother", a kind and affectionate husbtnd and parent, and a useful-citi-xen. Dedicated by an affectionate wife and brother. R.equiescat in pace." Steters BUM. a S! Five' daughters of John GranniBer, of East St Louis, Hi., made a ra-1 on a saloon where their father got drunk and smashed up thing3 considerably. They left word that the -dose would bs repeated if more whisky wu anil u their father. HERE'S REALISM FOR YOU. The Esceaa'lacfy KeatarkaMa ' Perfarae aace of a SktUeti Chtaes Teatrllaaalst. A man who witnessed the perform ance gives the following description of what a ventriloquist in ' China said: The ventriloquist was seated behind a screen, where there were only a chair, a table, a fan and a ruler. With ths ruler he rapped on the table to enforce the silence, and when everybody had ceased speaking there was suddenly heard the barking of a dog. Then we heard the movements of a woman. She had been wakened by the dog. and was shaking her husband. We were just expecting to hear the man and wife talking together, when a child began to cry. To pacify it the mother gave it food: we could hear it drinking and crying at the same time. -The mother spoke to it' soothingly, and then rose to change its clothes. Meanwhile r another child had "been wakened and was beginning to make a noi3e. - The father scolded it; while the baby con tinued crying. By and by the -whole family went back to bed and fell asleep. The 'patter of a moose was heard. It climbed up some vase and upset it. We heard the elatter of the vase as.it fell. The woman coughed in her sleep. Then cries of "Fire! fire!" were .heard. The mouse had upset the lamp;', the bed curtains- were on fire." The husband genial and well -educated, and takes a' .great interest- in" Sunday-echool work. She.-is" also a product of" the-High School' and a splendid scholar, Miss Eva Short is "a 'graduate .of the High School, aad the only daughter-"of the late'CapL Robert Short, who .went into the army" as a private,. and was "mustered out at its close as a' captain." Miss Eva is a. bright, fascinating, culr fcured young lady; and'-makes hosts -of for three terms.- They are popular en tertainers and have a host of -friends: The" above list of young ladies., have grown and developed into- womanhood here in Brighton. ' Tfcey are fitted, like their 'many- friends iinmentioned. to adorn society, and embellish; the home. Wealth cculd not add to their qualities of true womanhood.- They may be "said" to be a fair type of the American cul--' tured woman, who is co-extensive with . our country. -- - " -." .' and; wife waked-.' up, . shouted "and screamed, the- cmldrea cried, .thou-'r sands of people came running " and shouting. . Children cried; dog3. barked, the. walls came crashing' down, 'squibs and crackers exploded. -The fire bri gade .came racing up. . Water . 'was pumped up in torrents. and hissed in-the- flames. The representation. was so true to life, that every one arose to his feet and was starting away,- when a second b!ow of the . ruler on the table com manded silence. We rushed behind" the screen, but there was nothing there ex cept the ventriloquist, his table, - his chair and- his ruler. ". "-. ' .Gibbon's Sevea Antohlngrapliie -Gibbon wrote his Roman history onfe; but the- history of. his own life" he wrote no fewer than seven of, in deed, eight times. Ti-2 manuscript ver sions, themselves have been- preserved. among the Gibbon papers., which sine"; the historian's death have remained in the'safe custody of the Sheffield family. There seven autobiographies, together with Gibbon's journal and "correspon dence, are now to be published, and make one of "the meet interesting and.-! important items in John Murray's an- ' nouncemer.ts for the autumn publishing season. The publication is a valuable result of last year's Gibbon centenary." The .earl of Sheffield, who has ah heredi tary title to the post, will edit these re mains and contribute a preface. A little To LorlB Bride My. dear, this hat has been crushed beyond redemption, and. I must have a new oae. Groom Very well, my darling. Ill stop in somewhere on my way home, and buy you one. (Br id j faiata with Turror.) Sjijitips if Pmiysis. - Pocau. 9bb., Hay 3, 1M&. Or. Wflliaaw' Maifchw Co., Scheaectady. 5. Y. -. Gextlbvbx: This ia te certify tka I aai arasidaat of Dosgka, Oioa Caaaty, Sak,' ad am eighty yean of age.. I hava baaa a almost coaataat sufferer scarry att vy life. Cf late jean I kara had savcra palate air back and limbs, with aamka u rrickliag leaastioaa la tka xtraaitias whkk bob pbysiciaaa proaeaacad toms vf saralyais. Last fall, bavias keard tkraark of the virtue of Dr. WilUaaw Ptek f cr Pal People, 1 paxekasad m kalf le direct xroai yea aaa i them accordiu to diractioaa. At this t:m the actios of sty heart waa givia? ma great aaxiety. Its pelsatieaa wera.weak aad anccrtaia, witk palpitatlaa. aad Terr alarniag syaretoaM apoa tka least exciteseat ar over exsrUea. Dissi- Beai aad keadacke war of la a very short ttae after begiaaisc treat meat witk tka piih I Degas tefeeltkeir effect.- Tka aombaesa .became tefraqaeat and leas severe,wkaB Ioeoaiotiea waa eaatar. Trouble from palpitatioa decraaaai aad -I experienced a better coaditioa of gsaar al health so that I Mttweaty yaan yoaaf-.er- I fe'.t so mack batter wkaa tka sue boxes were goaa that I diecoBtiaaad Uaat "xceot altogether. Witk tka advent of spriac aad wans weather, I keeraa to feel a reran ef tka old sv mDtoms. ta soma extent, so another six boxes of Tear eilhi froat Mi C. F Clark & Co.. of StracBM, Set, whsehY bo doubt, will hive tka tame feed affect tka first lot did- . Reepectf aJJfy, Mas. R. M. Waaa. Dr. WUUams.' Pink Pills for- Pale Peepto are now given to-the pabUc aa aa wafafliajr blood bauder aad aerre restorer, cerise au forms of weakeess arkisc froaa a watery coaditioa of tke blood or tkattored Barrae." The piihi are sold by all dealers, "or wtl be sent post paid oa receipt of price 50 casta a box. or six boxes for I3.B0, by addressing Pr. Williams' Med. Co., Schenectady. If. Y. HUMOROUS PARAGRAPHS'-. . Prospective boarder: ".Do you' have, good milk?" Summer' landlord:" "Do we! -Why, this place Is only forty min utes from the city." Lire. . - Some of the wheat is '.getting so big that the farmers are using cross-cut saws' to get it down." It will be floated to market by the boom company. "Min neapolis Journal. . Ten-year darky boy: "Mammy mam- my. I can't reach the roosting nest on my "toes." Mammy Johnsing: "Stan, on your heels, chile. Ain't you got.no. tntcrlectraiity?"" Boston Standard.- Prohibition missionary:' "You are so pcor.-only because you are intoxicated half 'yonr time.,"'- The oibulous one: 'Thash'not it. gent. I'm only 'toxicated half .m'-time 'cause .1. am- so .poorT" Puck.-'.'.-. -. ". ' '... - ' -" .' : Landlord: "Did you ever taste". any" thing to -match this red "wine?". -Cus-- tomer: - Oh,, yes. ' Only the other week I" stuck the" wrong "end rt a penholder" in my mouth- by mistake." LustigY Blaetter: ' ..."-..- "On'y ashrait?; He! He-ic! I' go four kingh's. Shee 'm?" .'"Eh? What's 'that?. You've got two -kings? "You're seeing double.. my friend."" "Tha. s'ho? Al'ri'i Fiilem'-'up agin!" New "York Recorder. " - Mrs. Higbee:-"l'think yon had. better go fcr the .doctor.-George; Jhonny com? plains of . pain3 in. his head."'.': . Higbee". "I guess-' its' nothing serious.--. He has had-them. before." Mrs. Higbee:". "Yes; but never" - on Saturday:" Brooklyn Life. -' .' ' " ' ". V "- :- "Nobody ever hears of him," said one statesman of another.- "He is rather .ob3curel" '""Obscure is no' name .for ltl Why, that man's so utterly" unknown, -that he hasn'.fe'ven been mentioned 'ss a presidential' possibUity." Washing-', ton Star. ". "--"'-"". St Peter.:'. .''Are.: they all" here?"- Ga briel:' ."AH but. New York-and Phila-r delphia."" St'. Peter: "Wha'tls the mat ter with" them T! Gabriel :..Vl" couldn't wake Philadelph'la.'and New' York had to get the. harp out of- pawn."- Cincin nati Tribune. -, ' ' "What "do" ypn- think "you. are -going to.doT asked the bartender. """Take a bath?" "You said 'er,"."answered Eis mal Dawson. "Feller last night'.at de" Salvation-Army told me dat a' man was. no -. good ." iess'n. be '.'was... inwardly. washed.'- -Indianapolis News. "; Kate Field .In Denver.-' -." .Dr.s"vER..Sfpt 10, -"My-journey from Chicago was.over-'th'e Chicago. Hurling-: tori, i Qmncy railroad, one of- the" best managed systems in .the '"country? I sllould.say. jtidjr'og bv the. civility of the employes', the comfort I.'-..xperi-enct-d. the excellence of -its-roadbed,, and-the punctuality of arrival- I ac tually reached Denver ahead "of time.. The Hnrlinzton -Route is.also the best -.to St'.I'anl. Minneapolis, '.Omaha and Kansas City. --.'.'-". '.' LITERARY INDUSTRY. -" 'Locke Is -said to have ."spent over six"; years, in the" preparation of h's essay" on the "Human Understanding." ' Charles Lamb would write one of .hls- essays" In-an 'evening, after a 'day spent at'hls.desk. in the Eart India office. "; Byrcn. spent the'lelsure .hours- of near ly four yeafs'ln the preparation" of the first two cantos -of "Chllde Harold" Grote is reported to' have- spent fif teen years -In the work -of preparing and writing his "History" of Greece." ' . Spensr. from firsfto last, consumed four years of tole rb'y.steady labor in the preparation of 'the'"Falry Queen."" ' . Dryden worked irregularly, but con sidered, that his dally task..o'ught to comprise from 100 to" 400 lines of .verse; Douglas. Jerrold is 'said to have-de"-voted' but a few hours to .the 'prepa ration .of each -one of his Caudle lect teres". - ' . " . . - Mnlfaall. the. great.-statistician. -devoted nearly thirty -years to the prepi. ration of his "Dictionary of "Statis-. tics."" -AMOBG TEE OZAMKST -The Land of Big Red Apples, la aa attract! tc and :nf erecting bookf handsomely illostr ted with vws '.of South Missouri, scenery, isc'adisz the famous O den fruit farm of .1X00 acre ia'Howell coqatr. It poruins to fruit, raising in that great fruit" Ir-It of America the southern' slope of the Ozards. and-will' proxe of "great" Xaloe", aot only t- fruitgrower', hut to eerj-farmer sad homese-ker Icokirgfor a farm aad a hom. " . .- ' ...-" - Mailed fre.. .-.- Aidnv, . v J. E. Lockagop. KaaaaaCitT, Ma PRINTERS' INK.- - A poor ad neutralizes a good median. 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