v S3SS -&fc.SM m -V l -. -!-, I .: "U . n ."" -'-. " , V-.r . a vr . s v- - yOimiE XXVI.-rNtlMBER 15. i. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY. JUJ.Y 24, 1895. WHOLE NUMBER .131&. ' ; Ctftomfes Imimal m - e w ass" " III I ' ' ' - M SBBBBr aSS A': .!. ..." -V- I ' - ...-- . - - 1S -R Cfuk't ph if. s .? - .-" r 1 win d led stca! .' '"W'" -- .ss-fpmatncd'hr ".-. .-;--.-; - . to think it.'as w 'T - -: I'V.- 5 . i. - . . , - r .- -. .. "-1 .." w - - -.1 I- ' 5 -" - - it. , .. . .v - i - . -' - -r? . - . f 1 -.. - - - ..."I . . I -- I '.". ':- -1 tet s -; i ;, -" v.l ' . -T -. - lr" '- V" A r-- . - r . - , .- -. ' -.- i .- - ' .- " i .'..-. .1- .J : . ,i . - - V - "?- . : . la -.. - .- !jt -1" ' -."- " V - "T- ." - " m .'11'- - : ;V;: . T.5 r . .."j :i-' -. ..xnere.irouHinui.jiA- '..:."'?; f- ';'.- t "excuse for walking.; -.i- '5tt - rV-"". : '.there was .a. general :"" IP" -"I-- - -" - door - behind ' her jh II1TDE FRENCH MARY HE- town of mil ham was not- used to -Hoeintj foreigner 1 of any sort, or to hearing their voices I jn uie sirecis, so that it'-was in some sense a matter of public interest when . a Canadian family was- report ed to have icome to -. "" : .the white house by the bridge. This house, small and low- -utoried. with a bushy little garden In, front. ' had been standing empty . .for several months. Usually when a lirtue was Irft-tcnantlcss n Dulhanj It . remained o and fell Into decay, and, . Af tcr smne years, the cinnamon rose . hu-slics straggit.d into- the cellar and tho" dutiful cthss grew over the mound that .rovered (he chimney bricks. Dulham. as ji rtuict place, wliere the population steadily, though such citizens ad more and more reason pleasant as.any country mvn in the "world. Some f the old- men who wot -every day trtni!r vt Uio tuwti affairs were much interested in the newcomers. - . They approved the course of the strong - -looking joung Canadian laborer." who : had lK-en quick to seize upon his oppor tunity: one or two of them had already engaged hira lo make their gardens and to do oild jobs, and were pleased with his willingness and quickness. He .had come afoot one day from a neighboring town, where he and his wife had been mnde ill by bad drainage and fnctory woik. ;tnd saw the little house, and aked tin postmaster If there were any ". woi k to le had out of doors that spring in Dulhaui. Heing assured of his pros I reels, he reappeared with his pale, bright-eyed Wfe !in(i Httlc daughter tin very nexl day but one. This startling prjniptncss had given time for but few p:ons to hear the news of a new jjeiKhbor. .and as one after anothercame over the bridge and along the road there were many questions asked. The H hou.sf; ieemert to have new life looking out of its unall-panfil windows; there weie clean White curtains, and china doss on tho chimney sills, and a blue Mnoke in the chimney the spring sun wns .shining in at the wide open door. .Theie was a chilly east wind on an April day; and the Iderly men were gathered inside the postoflice. which was frj srK if ' 3T - A BRIGHT LITTJ..K FIGURE STOOD LOOKING IN. alno the chief giotvty ami dry goods sUnc. K.K-h was in his favorite, arm chair and there vis tjie excuse of a morning fire in the box stove to make them rrin again into the close group that was usuatl broken up at the ap proach of summer weaiher." Old Cap tain. AVeathens was ralkibg about Alexis, the ni'u comer (they did not try to pro nounce his last name), .anil was saying for the third or fourth -time that the. nioiework jou sot for the Frenchman the belter pleased he seemed . to be. "Helped em to lay a carpet yesterday at our house, neat a wax." said the captain, with approval. "Made the gar den' in the front jai'd soJt hasn't looked so well for years?. We're all going- to find him' very handy; he'll have plenty to do among us all summer. Seems to know "what you want the minute you P'int. for he can't make out very well with his English. I used to be able to talk considerable French in my early days when I Milled from southern ports to Ha re andjUnrdcaux. but I don't iem "to recall it now pry w ell. He'd haxe.made aVmait sailor. Alexis would; . quick' an' willing." -. "They say Canada French ain't spoke the same anyway." began the captain's devoted Xt iend. Ezra Spooner. by way of assmanee. when the. store -door opened and a blight little figure stood looking . In. "All tin- gray-headed mea turned that way. and every one of them smiled. "Come Tight in, dear." said the kind .varted old captain. . 7" "They aw a charming little creature "about six years old. Who smiled back again from under her neat'blt of a hat; she wrtre 'a pink, dress that made her look still more like a dower, and she - said -"'lion jour' prettily to the gentle men as -she pa'ssell. Henry Staples, the . .storekeeper and postmaster, rose be hind the counter to serve this customer. ." us if ihe bad been a queen, and took. i from ber hand the letter she brought, with fho .amount of its postage folded . " up In a warm bit of newspaper. The captain and his .friends looked on with admir'itioh. . "Give her a iece of candy -no, gtve'it " -,to"me an' I 'II give it to her," said the captain" eagerly, reaching for his cane and leaving his chair with more than - usual agility u.d everybody looked on while he tok a striped stick of peppe'r- . .mint froia the storekeeper and offered it gallantly. Tnere was. something in -" . the way this favor uas accepted that - savored of tlie French court and made .every man in the store a. lover. The child nor only made a quaint .bow before "she reached out h'er hand "--with -childish eagerness for the unex- ".- "pecte'd delight, but she stepped forward "" fand" kissed the-captain. ' ' ."Xh'ete was a. murmur -of delight at . ". this charming courtesy; not a man there" would not have liked to find some away with ber. and sigh as she shut the door behind her 'and looked back. through -the glass with a parting smile. v. -V'That's httl French Mary, Alexis lit "'. fie -girlj'. said the storekeeper, eager to .-- proclaim his.-advantage'o'f previous ac- :'". "quaintance "tShc came here yesterday -. and" "did "an" erraiid for her mother as - nice as a grown person" could." ""V "I.never'.saw.'a JiUle-"cfe"atur; with . . - prettier way" -ssid the" captain, blush- i ""-"; '"lng and'tapphig his cane on the floor, . --."" Thte.'nrerapp"caraaceof the little for- '""". -eigper on an-April day" was like, the :r. ;" coming of "a young queen to cher. kjng.- V ' --d.6in:" Shfe;reigned .all "sjummer over ev- " -;.-J'ry. iienrt'ln" Dulham not a- face .but .'"'.. wore Ijs '-smiles' when "French Mary . . ' --crae"down the street, hot a.motherwho ."."""-'".aid np't-'ay'jttf 'her. children that she - -.:w'Jrbed."they had-, such pretty manners, fj1"-fe-i -?? ?-. ..wyjjbc-s --.-. -.--..v-j and kept their frocks as neat. The child danced and sang like a fairy, and con descended to all childish games, and yet, best of all for her friends, seemed to see no difference between young and old. She sometimes followed Captain tTeathers .home, and discreetly dined or took tea with him and his housekeeper, an honored guest; on rainy days she might be found in the shoemakers shop or the blacksmith's, watching them at their work: smiling much, but speaking little, and teaching as much French as she learned English. To this day in Dulham, jieople laugh and re peat "her strange foreign words and phrases. Alexis, the father, was steady at -his" work of gardening and haying: Marie, the elder, his wife, washed and ironed and sewed and swept, and was a helper In many households: now and then on Sunday they set off early In the morning and walked to the manufac turing town whence they had come, to go to mass; at the end of the summer. When they felt prosperous, they some times hired a horse and wagon and drove there with the child between them. Dulham village was the bright er and better for their presence and the few old-fashioned houses that knew them treasured them, and French Mary reigned over her kingdom with no revolt or disaffection to the summer's end. She seemed to fulfill all the duties of her childish lifo by some exquisite In stinct and infallible sense of fitness and propriety. One September morning, after the first frost, the captain and his friends were sitting in the store with the door shut. The captain was the last comer. "I've got bad news," he said, and they all turned toward him. apprehensive and forewarned. "Alexis says he's going right away," (regret was mingled with the joy of having a piece of news to tell). "Yes, Alexis is going away; he's packing up now, and has spoken for Foster's hay cart to move his stuff to the railroad." "What makes him so foolish?" said Mr. Spooner. "He says his folks expect him in Can ada; he's got an aunt livin' there that owns a good house and farm and she's gettin' old and wants to have him set tled at home to take care of her." "I've heard these French folks only desire to get aforehand a little, and then they go right back where they come from," said some one, with an air of disapproval. "He says he'll send another man here; he knows somebody that will be glad Of the chance, but I don't seem to like the idea so well," said Captain Weath ers, doubtfully. "We've got used to Alexis and his wife they know now where we keep everything and have got to be so handy. Strange they don't know when they're well off. I suppose It's natural they should want to be with their own folks. Then there's the little girl." At this moment the store door was opened and French M came in. She and her eyes was dressed In were shining. "I ko to Cana carsTsne an- nounced. joyful Canfe dancing down betaiaefrthe two long ounters to- ward hir regretful friend they had her so charming: ent and regret were impossible rcbodlngs of the elderly men and xperlence of life were of no use moment, a gleam of youth and was theirs by sympathy instead. child's pleasuie in a jeurney moveS the dullest heart; the captain was the first to findr"some'"mea"ns of expression. "Give me some o' that best candyTor her." he commanded the storekeeper. "Nn, take a bigger piece of paper, and tie it up well." J? "Ain't she dressed a littjf thin?" said gruff Mr. Spooner. anxiojusly. and for his part he pointed the storekeeper to a small plaid, shawl that Hung overhead, and stooped to wrap it himself about the littlehoulders. "I-nwrft get the little girl something. too." said the mTnister, who was a grandfather and.nad just come in for his maiL "What do you like best, my dear?" and French Mary pointed shyly. .but with instant decision, at a blue silk parasol, with a white handle, which was somewhat the worse for having been openly displayed all summer. The min ister bought it with pleasure, like a country boy at a fair, and put it into her hand. ' French Mary kissed the minister with rapture, and gave him her hand to shake, then she put down the parasol and ran and climbed into the old cap tain's lap and hugged him with both arms tight around his neck. She thought for a moment whether she should kiss Ezra Spooner or not. but happily she did not decide against it. and said an affectionate good-by to him and all the rest. Mr. Staples himself came out from behind the counter to say farewell and bestow some raisins. They all followed iff her to- the door and stood watchinMn while she tucked herjtfundles under Jifr arm and raised th new parasoLfcnd .walked away dovafi the street m the chilly autumn morning. She hap taken her French gaafty and charrand all her childish sfeness and deputy away with her. Lisle French Mpy had gone Fate, had paced her like Vflower out of their liveafT She dinot turn ba4c. but when she was half way hom&phe began to run. and the new. shawlras given gayly to the breeze. Theiptain sighed. "I wish the URle girl weU." he Aid. and turned ay. "We shfcll mbher. but. she doorfh't know .wbmt pagflng is. girl well." he We sbAU mil w .vnt pain hemnust jMi r w - Bli ssMtaaam. I hope.shejn please tbemflust aCwell in Canada. -Cheap Gas' laKlm The City; of Bjrminelfim,, England,, supplies pure cm! gasjEo its citizens at 27 cents a thjBandrhe municipalii bought ouycwo ptwate gas compj at. a price whichakes an annualfcost .to the .city-'of 91,000. This 4Eiount .has been paid Cor seventeen Mars', and' the people of Birmingham have reaped a net profit oh the investment during that time of 3,57p,000. . . siv any tier tffst dani zc f; and 2 K never see Argutn theff their J at thfft hoar lggSy 'LINKED SWEETNESS" Sat II ITu Tm "liMig-tormwa-Oatf to Agree with the CHtrteb. One of the family of twelve ostriches attached to Sells', circus, which has been wintering at River Front Park, went to his long home yesterday, a victim of curiosity and a voracious and indiscriminate appetite. About 1 o'clock yesterday one of the circus attendants brought a lot of chains and whiffletrees from the upper floors and threw, them down in front of the ostrich pen. All of the chains were attached to the whiffletrees except one. which lay loose among the pile. The attendant left them lying there for a while, and after he had gone away one ostrich, more curious than the others, caught sight of the shining chain. Quick as a flash he darted his long neck through the bars and seized the chain in his bill. He threw it into the inclosure, and his companions stood eyeing him curiously to see what he was going to do with the chain. They were not left long in doubt. He at once began to make a meal of it. Link by link it disappeared down his clastic oesophagus. It was very evi dent that the task was no easy one, for before he got it half way down he seemed to repent of his .bargain. But he would not give it us, and finally it disappeared altogether. The bird looked around as if in triumph, but its triumph was short-lived. In a few moments he was seized with par oxysms of pain, and, as all ostriches do when sick, he lay down on his stomach on the floor of the pen and stretched nut his neck.aa far as it would reach. Mr. Sells happened to pass through the animal department and noticed the po sition of the bird and at once surmised that he was ill. As the usual troubles from which these birds suffer are Indi gestion and similar complaints, Mr. Sells gave him the customary remedy a large dose of castor oil. This, how ever, had no effect on the bird, which continued to show signs of distress. Nothing that was done gave him any relief, and within a half honr after bolting the chain he turned over on his back and gave his last kick. ELECTRIC LIGHTS. How the System Is Being Adapted for Private Carriages, For private carriages an electric lamp is placed inside, in the center of the roof, and the twin lights are shield ed by a circular glass plate rather larger than the "bull's-eye" of an or dinary search light, but neither con vex nor concave, says the Engineer. At the back of the lamp there is a dome or bell-shaped enameled reflector. The carbon filaments are very diminutive and the current is conveyed to them by platinum wires. In this way the roof of the brougham is fitted with a light which will not interfere with a per son entering the vehicle. Each of these lamps gives a light equal to seven candles. In the first attempt to light carriages in this manner the moving of the carriage was apt to jar the lamps, often causing a breakdown, and steel springs were not found sufficient to prevent this. The plan now adopt ed is to suspend the complete lamp in a sheet of rubber which is attached to the interior of the carriage, neutraliz ing the vibration. A supply of elec tricity for the lamp is stored in an ac cumulator. One accumulator, weigh ing two pounds, is the allowance for each lamp. Should the two outside lamps be also electric, two batteries would be needed. The outside illum inators are not of the same shape and differ in principle from the interior lamp, but an India rubber socket is nscd to reduce vibration. Accumulator or accumulators, as the case may be, are carried in the boot, under the coachman's seat, and they are easily ac cessible. The coachman himself, with out electrical knowledge, makes the necessary connections. An eight-cell storage battery for an ordinary car riage or brougham is a box 8 inches long, 4 inches wide and 7 inches deep. This keeps the lamp lighted eighteen hours, -which is sufficient to last the owner from one to two months. The cost of recharging varies, according to wear and tear, from 50 cents to $1 not more than the expense entailed by the employment of oil lamps, which give &ut an unpleasant odor and an uncer tain illumination. The electric lamp docs not wear out unless subjected to careless treatment or unless it is weak ened by the application of too strong a current. The accumulator, however, makes the latter contingency almost ao Impossibility. HUMOR. Lady: "I see you advertise home made bread." Baker: "Yes, ma'am." Lady: "Does It taste like homemade?" Baker: "No, indeed, ma'am. It's sweet and light." A contemporary contains an adver tisement of a dog for sale. Among the good points of the animal are these: "He will eat anything and is very fond ot children." "Did I understand you to say that Thompson was a farmer?" "Good gra cious, no! I said he made his money in wheat. You never heard of a farmer doing that, did you?" "What fools the girls are to marry!" said a single lady of mature years. "Very true," replied her married friend, "but that is the only way you bring them to their senses." Young wife: "When my husband gets cross I always threaten to go home to my mother." Old wife: "Mercy, child! how simple . you are! You should threaten to have your mother come to you." Raynor (at fashionable restaurant): "Do you like turtle soup?" Shyne: "No. I detest it." "Thea what are you eating it for?" "Confound it, one owes something faugh to one's position in society!" Mrs. S.: "Why don't you go to work?" Tramp: "Please, mum. I made, a solemn vow twenty, years ago that I'd never do another stroke of work till women was paid th' same, wages as men." Gets a trifle. . "Books that have helped me?" said an eminent American citizen. "I guess that Webster's Dictionary contributed as much to my elevation as any. I used to sit on.it regularly at meals when. I was a small boy." Mabel: "Do yoa notice, how attentive Tjm Terrapin Is. to-that elderly Miss Gotfox? I wonder." if he really means business?" Maude: "There is certain ly little about ber to lead one' to suppose that he means anything else.".' She a woman's rights woman): "Do you believe that woman should have the right of being the equal of man?" 1 He: "Well. If she wants to let her self down so far I don't see any rea son why she should be prevented." J3-l&hr THE LIGHTS ON MARS. YERKES" f EtlESCOPE WILL TELL ABOUT them; tt They Are Meant as SlgasW for the rnhahltaat Flash Will lie Ketaraed to tne Slgaalen A Woaderfal la traameat. E ARE LIKELY during the coming summer .to learn more about Mars than astronomers during all the his tory of their science have dis covered up to the present time about that planet and its people. It required the 26-mch ' telescope of the United. States Naval Observatory to discover' the satellites of Mars. Then the Lick telescope, with Its 36-inch glass, was built, and immediately the three strange signal lights on Mars were ob served. Now the great 40-inch lens the hugest telescope glass over made which Alvan E. Clark has been working on for more than a year at Cambridge, Mass., for the Yerkes telescope, is com- pieted and will soon be shipped to its destination. The big telescope at the Naval Observatory had been unable to bring out the signal lights of Mars, as the telescopes before that time had failed to note the satellites, and the Yerkes telescope will be so much big ger than the Lick, now the largest in the world, that astronomers are con fident astonishing discoveries may be made as soon as it is set up. Who knows but that looking through the great 40-inch glass of this huge instrument, astronomers will be ena bled to make out definitely the system of signals which the Martians are be lieved to be using in an effort to com municate with the inhabitants of Earth? Even the great canal system of Mars, as is now suspected by more than one, may turn out to be a gigantic semaphore. Upon the other hand, when these canals fill up with water and irrigate the land, which turns green and yields crops, as Flammarion has witnessed, the Yerkes telescope may show the process of cultivation, here noting where a field has been cut and there where a fire has ravaged. The strange LENS OF THE GREAT lights in a triangle may no longer be mysterious and puzzling to astronom ers, while the black dots and dashes on the white polar caps of the planet may be deciphered. Railroads, water-works, ships and wh'ole cities existing on the surface of Mars may come out under this huge telescope, the glass of which has just been photographed in the workshop of Mr. Clark. The latter, by the way, is the great est builder of astronomical lenses the world has ever seen. It was he who made the Lick lens, and the Chirks have been the foremost makers of as tronomical glasses for two generations. They have .witnessed the steady growth of glasses to their present enormous size. Alvan E. Clark, aided by his father, constructed the 5-inch reflecting tele scope which showed the satellites of Jupiter and the rings of Saturn. Then followed in succession from their work shops at Cambridge the 12-inch for the. Vienna University, the 12-ineh for Morrison, the 15 for Wisconsin, the 16 for Warren Observatory, the 18 for the Northwestern University, the 20 for Denver, the 23 for Princeton, the 26 for Virginia with one of like size for the Naval Observatory, the 30 for Russia and the 36-inch for the Lick telescope. All of these have now been eclipsed by the 40-inch lens for the Yerkes telescope. Even this may not reach the limit, for Mr. Clark believes that it can be expected if any millionaire will be liberal enough to give the order. And it requires a very rich man to build one of these enormous telescopes. The lens of the Yerkes telescopa, now at Cambridge, when the glass came from Paris in the rough, and before a stroke of work had been done, upon it to fashion it into its present delicate and beautiful shape, cost $40,000. Probably the grinding and polishing of the lens, which have been going on for two years, cost as much again, while several hundred thousand dollars were required to furnish the grounds and buildings for the new observatory with its numerous instruments and the elaborate and enormous brass tube for the great telescope, besides the endow ment fund for the maintenance of the instituion. Some of Che most accom plished astronomers in' America will be attached to the new observatory. The great crown glass now at Cam bridge is about 3 inches thick in the middle and 1 inches thick at the outer edge. Like a' great staring eye, it is placed at the end of a long, dark tunnel, where the marvellously precise work of testing the purity of the glass and the perfection of focal range' has been .carried on. The great lens, representing a, for tune in itself, will have its own palace car, which will be specially chartered for the trip. It will be transported from the workshop of Mr. Clark -and lifted on. board with the utmost care. Mr. Clark and a body of his skilled workmen, besides several astronomers, will accompany the glass, keeping con stant watch over it from one end of the journey to the other. Even in its palace car the great lens, J which may shed more light upon the ifykU science of astronomy than all the te!e- scopes that have ever been' built, will not be left to itself upon the cushioned floor. It will be? poised and balanced sw as to receive as little Jar aa possible, and it will be turned from one posi tion to another from time to time dur ing the trip, thereby avoiding podarl zation ot the molecules .of glass from the motion of the train. . The telescope for which this magnificent- product of science and skill is intended was the gift of Charles T. Yerkes to the . Chicago. University, made at the time. when the announce ments of the startling observations of the Lick telescope', oh Mars were first exciting the scientific world. But it is now admitted on all hands that the Yerkes instrument, from the satisfac tory tests that have been made and its greater size, will completely ccHpse the Lick instrument in focal range and power, and the-flrsf result of its being turned on Mara when the planet is in opposition will be anxiously -awaited- CHARLES DICKENS' SONG. It Concerned the Hlatdry of Cay i'awNe and Had a Chores. A favorite song of ours and I think my father enjoyed them all even moro than we did was one concerned with the history of Guy Fawkes: "Guy Fawkes, that prince of sinisters, who blew up the House of Lords, the King and all his ministers." The beginning of each verse contained some startling statement of this kind which was after ward modified and explained away iu what we considered a most artful and humorous manner. I forget exactly what happened to Interfere with the final stage of Guy Fawkes' nefarious project but in another verse It was stated that Guy "crossing over Vaux hall bridge that way came into London. That is, he would have come that way, to perpetrate his guilt, sir; but a little thing prevented him the bridge it wasn't built sir," and also that when they wanted to arrest him "they straightway sent to Bow street for that brave old runner Townsend; that is, they would have sent for him, for fear he was no starter at, but Townsend wasn't living then, he wasn't born till arter that." To each verse there was a chorus of the good, old-fashioned sort, with an "Oh, ah, oh, ri fol de riddy oddy, bow wow wow" refrain.and a great part of the point of the joke lay in the de livery of the Introductory monosyl- YERKES TELESCOPE. Iablcs; the first "oh" being given, as it were, with incredibility, or in a tone of inquiry; the second "ah," strongly affirmatively, and the last "oh" with an air as of one who has found con viction not without difficulty. Some of Tom Moore's melodies also formed part of the repertoire, and there were no doubt others, which I have forgot ten, but the impression of the singer, as he sat in that rocking chair with us three children about or on his knees, has never in the least faded from my mind, though of his appearance at some other and later times the picture may be less 'vivid. Charles Dickens. Jr. Philadelphia Trolley Parties. The trolley parties are reviving and promise to put all former attempts in this line in the shade. There is notice able absence of noise in those that have been perpetrated so far this summer. Instead of the objectionable blowing of horns and the ringing of bells, there is a great singing of alleged popular songs, which is, perhaps, even a worse offense, although not a punishable one. The cars are decorated with small American flags and bunting, and il luminated with small electric lights, that are scattered all around the cars, both inside and out. The brightness of the lights is a means of attracting crowds of people, who cheer the trol leyites to the echo. Judging from present indications, the trolley parties promise to be more the go than 'last year, and the "trolleyosis wards" in the hospitals for the incurably insane will probably be taxed to their utmost extent. Philadelphia Record. w Salad Combination. A new salad mixture that the house wives of Boston are concocting consists of equal parts of green peas, either French or the new peas now in mar ket, the latter cooked, of course, and mixed with equal parts of English wal nut meats, blanched, chopped, and salted and served on a bed of lettuce leaves with either a French or a May onnaise dressing. WHAT WOMEN ARE DOING. For thirty years the empress of Aus tria has not had her portrait taken. The Queensland government 'has de cided that in future exhibitions to uni versities shall open to women. Both the empress of Russia and the duchess of Edinburgh have In their pos session 'a set of sables which cost con siderably over f 12,000. The widow of John Brown of slavery- day fame lives in a pretty cabin in the Sierra Azure mountains, about fifty miles from San Francisco. Long as she has resided in England. the princess of Wales has never mas-" tered the English accent- "Channel." for instance, she pronounces "shanpel." In speaking of 'Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe the Hartford Courant says: "The general health of this famous woman is better than It was on her birthday last year; her appetite Is excellent, and -her strength such that- she is seen dally during this- beautiful June weather .walking with her attendant-on Forest street; where Is situated her pleasant home." POWER OF KEROSENE. WORKS WONDERS FOR RIDDEN MAN. A BSD- ffta Lower. 'Llama Were Aaaateff 3Tltreea Natare A" Retired Dectav Cares Hlaa EftTectaally A Tnuas la, tt Lack. MONO the curloot anomalies f ka 'man nature to bo met with in medical- practice, none are more baffling than the mental' freaks who are slaves of hallucin ation. The field is a huge one to plow in, and , plentiful, indeed, is the crop, Novels, old and new, are liberally peppered with these oddities in character. Some Mono mania of which the victim become possessed holds him or her in its pow erful grip until routed from its mental stronghold by some violent shock to body ot mind. "Did you ever hear of the man with the glass legs?" said a well-known phy sician. "That fellow's a record break er in hallucinations. Here you have an active business man, sound in body and mind, suddenly struck by the con viction aa he lay in bed. that his legs were made of glass. If he bent his knee or wriggled his toes they'd snap right off like a stick of candy. They tried to argue and laugh and bully him out of his mania, but all no good. So 'his distracted family had to make the best of it. No doctors were allowed; his case was beyond medical aid. . They handled him as gingerly as a peach blow vase. "So things went for nearly two years. One day a seedy and frouzled vagabond knocked at the kitchen door. Couldn't the lady give him something to eat in return for some work about the house? She fed him. His talk was clear and. logical, his fund of knowledge strangely out of plumb with his fallen fortunes. She grew interested and confidential. She told of the skeleton in her closet that glassed-legged monstrosity who had almost made her reason totter on Its perch. "Then It was the tramp's turn to play. 'Madame,' said he, in husky pathetic tones, 'long ago, before this viper got me down, I was a physician with a handsome practice. I let it go to the dogs and went to join it myself. I'll cure your husband if you'll do pre cisely as I direct.' "She believed him and gave her promise. 'Very well, then,' said the tramp, as he gathered his nerves to gether and shook his tattered wings out for a professional "flight, 'lead, me to his room and bring .along a can of ker osene. "In less than no time doctor, kero sene, and the glass legged invalid were alone in the room. The wife had been ordered out and the key turned in the lock. One brief, business glance the vagabond turned on the sick man, but never a word said he. Tilting the can he soon had a streak of kerosene along the carpet at the foot of the invalid's bed. Then he reached for a match and touched it off. Imagination can dally with horror on that bed-ridden creature's face as he gazed at that re pulsive and ragged agent of doom and realized that he was at the mercy, no doubt, of some maniac who had started with fiendish deliberation to roast him alive. He bellowed for help like a de spairing bull, but no relief could come through that locked door. And all the time the flames grew warmer and stronger, and there stood that stolid, 'ragged man,' that diabolical goblin fresh from the halls of hell, with the merciless purpose of a hundred fiends in bis cold, determined eye. "A moment more and this horrible stiuation changed. Those glass toes began to wiggle and squirm at the ap proaching heat Then, with a sudSen jerk, up went the glass knees like a half-sprung jack-knife, and the next second the glassified cripple was in a hot Graeco-Roman wrestling match with the tramp. "It was the work of a minute to quench the blaze, unlock the door, and, admit the terrified wife. 'Next day,' when the poor vagabond called again by request, he received the fattest fee he had handled in 30 years." The Best Parrot an Vet. A man whose niece had coaxed him to buy her a parrot suceeded in getting a bird that was warranted a good talk er. He brought it home, and, after putting it in a cage, stood before it and said: "Say uncle, Polly!" The bird did not respond, and after repeat ing the sentence a dozen times or more with no better success, the uncle put his hand into the cage, and, grabbing the bird by the neck, shook him until his head wabbled around, all the time yelling to him: "Say uncle, goll darn you, say uncle!" The bird looked limp and lifeless, and, disgusted with his purchase, the old fellow took the parrot out into the yard where he had a coop of thirty chickens. Thrusting the half dead bird in with the chickens he exclaimed: "There, by gosh! You'll say uncle before you get out!" Next morn ing the uncle went out to see how the parrot was getting on. Looking into the coop he counted twenty-nine dead chickens, and in the center of the coop stood the parrot on one foot, holding the thirtieth chicken by the neck and shak ing, it till its head wabbled, and scream ing: "Say uncle, goll darn you. say uncle!" Made a Goddeasv - It-is possible for any Chinaman, or even any OSIhese woman, to become a deity by paying for the honor. A few years ago a rich and devout Chi nese lady died in Soochoo. Her friends thought that an apotheosis was no more than her due, and communi cated with the priests, who interviewed I the gods on the subject and discovered that the God 6f the Left 'Little Toe Nail had no wife. The old lady was accordingly married to his godship, and Is now enrolled as the "Goddess of the' Left LitUe Toe Nail.'.' The honor cost the old lady's estate over $5,600 " . - Ufa as It Is. Friend What-rent do yon pay for this house? Taxpayer Alas I m it CURIOUS FUNERAL RIT.ES. A Greek ArckMsbey Carried tet tke.Teask la a Ckalr. The death of the Greek archbishop of Corfu, which took place a few day? back, afforded an 'opportunity-ot wit nessing the curious funeral rites ac corded by the Greek church to so cx"r alted mu ecclesiastic. Tt archbishop was an old Ban. and his death was not unexpected. For' more than a. month, the cathedral had been prepared for his "sitting in state." The breath was hardly eut of his body .when the corpse was dressed 'in episcopal robes, and, without being emblamed, taken to tho cathedral and placed in a golden arm .chair, surrounded with lighted tapers. with the miter in one hand and-the gospel in the other. The populaco thronged to the church to view the body and to kiss the archbishop's hand. The priest desired to keep the body there for three days, but the au thorities nad to interfere for the bene fit of the public health. The funeral was accordingly arranged for the sec ond day. The church bells tolled con tinuously, tho theater and .shops were closed, flags were hung at half mast and the street lamps lighted and draped with crape. The whole of the inhabi tants, however, treated the occassion as a fete day, and appeared in their gayest clothes. The funeral procession started from the cathedral at 8:30 a. m. Three standard bearers with church standards flying preceded it, followed by about a dozen church beadles hold ing lighted gilded lanterns. Next came three town bands playing a funeral march; then boys carrying artificial wreaths. Thirty-five priests followed on each side, and an officer of the army holding a cushion with the Greek cross of the Savior and the Russian grand crosses of St Anne. Then came the corpse tied to tho arm chair still holding the miter and gos pelcarried by priests in gor geous vestments, with the chief Greek officials taking the place of pall bearers on each side. Directly behind followed the Roman Catholic arch bishops and the representatives of for eign powers. The men of the garrison, including the mounted battery and tbo crew of a Greek ironclad, brought up the rear. On arrival at the cemetery the body was taken into the chureb. and from there to the grave, which was like a small room. A stone chair had been built in the middle, on which the corpse was seated, and a hanging oil lamp was arranged from the arch above. When the body was lowered and some earth thrown in, a salute of twenty-one guns wa3 fired from the fert, as well as three volleys of mus ketry over the grave. The bands then returned playing opera airs. The Last of the Rainmakers. George Matthews of Wichita is the only one left of all the Kansas rain makers who has nerve enough to get into public notice and talk about his system. Scoffs and jeers have no terrors for Mr. Matthews. On Friday night he commenced operations at a point near Wichita under an agreement to bring rain by Monday night or ever after hold his peace. In a talk to a reporter the rain wizard saldT "I use thirty-six electric batteries, two jars of hydrogen gas, and two jars of com pound hydrogen gas in making Tain. In order to produce a storm center we mix hydrogen gas so that it explodes in the upper air. This forms a vor tex. Then the clouds hover around and concentrate, forming a storm center." Carioas Bridge Ballilinc;. Clifton suspension bridge and Niag ara suspension bridge, built by Roeb ling, are both 245 feet above water. Neither of these, however, can com pare with the Kinzua viaduct, near Alton, Pa., which was designed, bnilt, and finished in eight and one-half months, without the use of any scaf folding whatever, or even a single ladder. It is 2,100 feet long and 300 feet high. JETSAM. The cabmen of Paris are forblddcu to smoke pipes while driving a fare. A dog market is held every Sunday in Paris, where it is possible to buy any thing from a black and tan to a large mastiff. The old Putnam house in Rutland. Mass., where Gen. Rufus Putnam lived, is to be preserved as a historical land mark of the "Father af the North west." The plant Phytolacca clcctrlca. a plant capable of giving electric shocks of somewhat startling severity, is most remarkably disliked by the animal world. It will surprise some people to know that Seattle witnessed last week a re union of the "old-timers," some of whom settled in what is now the state of Washington about fifty years ago. August Johnson of Boone. Iow.i. has Just secured from some of the workmen at the mines at In-line a section of a tree found eighty feet below the surface of the ground and completely petrified. Miss Lillian Dent of Bath Beach. L. I.. whose brother, Lieutenant James Cas per Dent of the "navy, has recently re turned from the China station, has two Formosa apes which he brought her. A couple of Indians near Seymour, Wis., pasted together two of the adver tising dodgers of a clothier which show on one side a fac simile of a confederate $10 bill, and parsed the bogus note on a small shopkeeper. A Short Term Empress. Binks Oh, yes, she carries herself like "an empress, and bosses me around all she likes now; but wait until we are married, and then sec how she'll fawn and cringe. Winks To you? Binks No; to the servant girl. Mr. West End (to pretty nurse) Whose baby is that? a pretty little fol low! Nurse Why, sir; it's your own little boy. Mr. West End Really? My wife changes nurses so often that I cannot 'recognize, my own flesh and blood. An effective fly polson which has. the merits of being poisonous only to flies. Is made of the yolk of an egg beaten with a tablespoonful each of ground black pepper and molasses. It should be soured In shallow plates and set about. Shopkeeper (to Importunate commer cial traveler) SImpklns. call the porter to kick this fellow out. Undaunted commercial traveler Now, while we're waiting for 'the porter. I'll show you an entirely new line best thing you ever laid your eyes on- There are so many fine artesian, weirs In Brule county. 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