(SMtinlnis tfnrtral. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY. MAY 1, 1895. WHOLE NUMBER 1,303. VOLUME XXVI.-NUMBER 3. Cjfl , r i r J? .- n-. i. i : t-- 1- hi. . t : A COMEDY OF ERRORS. HAT DO YOU think of Jack Der mott?" Miss Georgina Poole had dismissed her maid. She asked the question of her cousin Polly. Miss Georgina Poole was a great heiress from the west. Polly was by no means an heiress. Ceorglna was the handsomer, Polly the prettier of the two. There was five years difference in the ages of the young ladies. And there, Polly, if poor, had the advantage. "Jack Dermott? Ah, yes; a heavy -swell from New York, who came last night. Why 'Jaok' so familiarly to you?" Georgina tapped the floor so impa tiently. "Don't be so provoking. Every one knows Jack Dermott and calls him so. He's almost a public character. So ciety papers have been full of him for years." "Oh! We did not see society papers at the Plain City Academy for Young Ladies," Polly yawned. "Well, his eyes are killing. So dreamy. Dresses well, too. Naturally. Dresses like a New York man." Georgina's eyes had grown dreamy, too. She let them fall on the mirror at her elbow. The mirror threw back the reflection of a face improved by height ened color, transformed by a subtle something that made Polly Jump to her 4Teet. -You're not in love with him?" 'Georgina flushed the brighter. "Absurd. A man who only came last night, and who I've never spoken to," Bhe said; but she stammered as she spoke. Polly nodded three times, deliberate ly. "Woll. well, well! What Is there I Tfcds sjP "1 DID FALL. IN LOVE WITH THE WRONG ONE." about the man that should fascinate at first sight. Has he a reputation of being dangerous to women, of having .had 'affairs?' " Georgina made no reply. Presently "He's bankrupt. Gone through all his money. So they say." "Ah Probably would not mind mar rying an heiress, then. Polly's pretty, eyes gleamed beneath their narrowed lids and a dimple showed. Georgina looked angry- "You are pro voking! Do you think no one would marry me save for my money? Heir esses are married for love sometimes." "Sometimes." The dimple deepened. Georgina watched her cousin. Her handsome eyes gave a flash. She stood up and folded her arms. "Supposing that I had fallen In love at first sight; supposing that I did want him to propose to me. I say, suppos ing these things! I'd be willing to show you that I could rely on some attrac tion In myself. Independently of my money. You are a Miss Poole, as I am. Play the rich Miss Poole while we are at this hotel, if you like. We've been here only two days, and no one will know the difference." Pretty Polly's laugh gurgled like run ning water. "Ah! that's an idea! We'll meet Mr. Jack Dermott, as you the poor, I the rich Miss Poole, and then for the results!" She threw her arms above her head, piroutted, dropped a courtesy to her image In the looking-glass. "I salute you, rich Miss Poole! For tunately, Georgina, your dresses fit me, dear. And Til wear your Jewels on the proper occasions. Poor little pauper me, what novel sensations! But Jeanne must be In the secret, of course. And strict discretion must be enjoined on Jeanne. No gossiping from her." Jeanne was Miss Georgina Poole's French maid. At the hotel people made up riding parties, forded the shallow streams, and rivers that flow through these southern mountains, flirted under the shadows of the woods, in which the leafage was thickening, now that spring had come. Spring at least had come down here. In the north and west winter lingered. The hotel people were Idle birds of pas sage, though, and lilies -that toiled not; neither did they spin. They were con gregated at this winter resort for pleas ure, and they took it as it came. "For my part. I should not mind hav ing this sort of thing go on forever. You think I'm Jesting? Tm In earnest dead earnest." The speaker was Jack Dermott. He rode at Polly's side. He had not been in that position long. Georgina's state ly shape, sitting a gray horse, thread ed its way, with another cavalier, through Woodland Park, Just in front of them. Jack Dermott's post had been close to the gray horse's side most of the day; 1 was there most of every day. A ions; leok had accompanied his last words "ad earnest" but not at Georgina's back, at Polly's small face, 'pink with jcerdse under the brim of . the boyish hat. "What sect ef. things? Making love to my lisulse iiif cousin." "MaUaa; lore to yes, your handsome cousin." "My dear Miss Poole, how cruel you are! I'm a poverty-stricken devil, you know. How can I afford to marry?" "Marry money, then." Polly said it composedly, and flecked a fly from her horse's ear. Jack looked straight ahead of him. "That is one way out of the dllemma. But suppose your heart goes in the wrong direction? Suppose it Insists on loving where there is no money?" "My dear Mr. Dermott!" Polly's laugh gurgled out and rippled on and on; "only ill-regulated hearts do such things! As for yours " "Stop!" Jack caught her horse's bridle. They had come to a little river and the beast was in water to its knees for the ford. "Be careful here. This is one of the swiftest currents hereabouts,' 'he cried. Polly dragged her bridle away. "Nonsense! I can manage " But the horse sllnned in the tussle and Jack had his arm about Polly's waist close and tight. The romantic situation was not un duly prolonged. Miss Georgina Poole and her cavalier, having crossed in safety, watched from the bank. Polly's mount scrambled up again, and she was still firm in her saddle, with no damage but a ducking to the bottom of her habit. Mr. Dermott had been, apparent ly unnecessarily alarmed. Miss Geor gina Poole turned her horse's head rather sharply and rode on. That afternoon, when the party re turned, the elder cousin took the other to task. "I should like to know. I must say. Just where we stand," was her remark. "I should like to understand Jack Der mott." "In what particular?" inquired Polly. "Is he serious or is he not? He has been devoted to me for days weeks now I could swear that " "That he loves you? Well, so he does. The only thing that keeps him from proposing is that he thinks you're poor. Can't afford that, he says, being poor himself. But he'll come to it. He'll come to it all the same. Had a deal to say to-day about hearts that would not love according to policy and reason, etc. I tried to load him on. Told hin he'd better marry money, and so on That looked like offering myself, didn'l it? But no. He as much as declared that his heart was yours. Hence be satisfied. He thinks you're the poor cousin, and he prefers you to the rich. You have just what you wanted." Georgina flushed a little, looked pen sive, then sighed. "If I could be quite sure but he had a singular look in his eyes, my dear, when he had his arm around you to-day in the middle of that ridiculous stream. How do you account for It?" "Natural look of his eyes. Born sen timental and killing, so to speak." "Tell me with your hand on your heart. Polly, he has not been flirting coquetting with you?" "Good gracious, no!" "Well, we shall see." "You will see very soon. then. I prophesy that he'll propose to you In a week.'.' It did not take a week. Polly was lying on her back in Miss Poole's boudoir when the latter burst in, and, breathless, sank on her knees beside the lounge. "It's done!" Polly dropped the novel she was read ing from her hands. "In due form?" "Absolutely. Just now as we were coming back from our walk. He asked me to go and gather arbutus, you know. He said that he had long fought against his heart, because he could offer me only poverty. He asked if I minded marrying a poor man. Think, Dolly, how proud I was! And I did not un deceive him just then; did not tell him that I was the rich Miss Poole whom he had chosen after all. I thought I would wait till to-night: Jeanne must dress me in my best! I'll resume my own role, dear, and dazzle Jack." "Very well, and I'll be poor Polly once more." Polly kicked off her little slip per and caught it again on her slender toes. "All's well that ends well. Glad the plan succeeded." "You don't don't mind. Polly?" said Georgina. a little remorsefully. "Dear, no." In commenting later on these occur rences in general and on her revelation to Mr. Dermott that night in particular. Georgina said th'at "Jack took it beauti fully." "What do you mean by that?" said Polly in the seclusion of their own rooms. "I mean the disclosure that I was the heiress did not unduly elate him. He took it almost as a matter of course. Wasn't it nice of him. darling?" asked Georgina, and then she sobbed a little, doubtless from stress of emotion. While this colloquy was in progress another was going on In the smoking room, deserted save for the presence of Jock Dermott and his best friend. Tom Howe. Tom Howe arrived that evening and had just been told the news. "But. look here! What's this? I've already heard from a man I know here in the house, that you've been devoting yourself desperately to a poor Miss Poole here, and now you tell me you are to marry the heiress of untold western dollars. 1 hear that there are two Misses Poole. Now which is which? And which Is to be Mrs. Jack Dermott?" "The rich one, my boy alas!" Jack sighed a sigh long and glimmer. "But I've been devoting myself, apparently, to the poor one." "Oh, don't talk in conundrums." "Briefly, then, the rich Miss Poole desired to be loved and wooed for her self, not for her money, exchanged roles with her cousin when they first came here. Every one took her for the poor cousin, and Polly," Jack sighed again, "for the heiress." "Ah! And you fell in love with the right one, after all, and courted poverty only to win riches? Very good. Virtue rewarded." "Not exactly." Jack got up and came and stood before his friend with his hands deep in his pockets, and a gloomy brow. "Not exactly. You see. Miss Poole's French ward was an old sweet heart of my man's, and she gave the whole scheme of the two young ladies away, being, of course, in the secret. And er Jennings told me." Tom Howe smoked a moment. "So you were up to the racket from the first?" "As you say, I was up to the racket from the first." "Well, considering the state of your finances, and that only a rich marriage could put you on your feet, you've been lucky." "Not altogether. You see hang it all! I did fall in love with the wrong one. with Polly. Ah. Polly. I shall never forget her. little charmer!" But Tom Howe observed drily: "Don't be a fool!" HOW TO BE BEAUTIFUL. A Woman'! Advice to Those Leu For- tnnate Than She. The most beautiful Trilby that has posed before a Chicago audience was revealed the other afternoon with the rising of the curtain at the Columbia theater. Before an audience of ladies that crowded boxes, auditorium and galleries, Mme. Sale, a perfection of female loveliness, poised herself in the familiar attitude of Du Maurier's hero ine, her beauty and shapeliness height ened by the Grecian garment of white crepe and the wreath of orange blos soms that crowned the loosened hair of gold. For a moment there was silent admiration, then enthusiastic, almost tempestuous applause. In this impres sive way Mme. Sale prefaced the lec ture she was to deliver on the science of beauty. In her talk she argued that perfection of form and feature could be acquired even by those ap parently most unfavored by nature. A radical change in woman's habits, how ever, is necessary, and Mme. Sale did not hesitate to speak plainly. Clean liness, she admitted, is better for the complexion than all the artificial prep arations in the market. Healthful ex ercise is of more servi in rounding the body into perfect shape than all the distortions of tight lacing, Above all, force of will and pece of mind are essential to the accomplishment of ac quired beauty. Following the words of advice, Mme. Sale appeared before the audience in tights, admittedly to show the perfect outlines of her fig ure, and went through the breathing and muscular exercises that she pre scribes. Questions of all kinds were freely asked by the audience and frankly answered by the lecturer. In response to many requests, Mme. Sale closed her talk as she had begun it with an impersonation of Trilby. Incrustation ot Hoiler. The proposed plan of preventing the incrustration or corrosion of boilers by means of a certain enameling process has for some time engaged the atten tion of engineers, and favorable results are said to have attended its use. Ac cording to the acount given of this method, the interior surfaces are coat ed with a deposit in the form of a smooth black film of enamel, thick enough to protect the metal underneath from corrosion, and so thin that the boiler loses none of its steam generat ing power; the application is entirely simple, the material employed being in jected into the boiler through a cock of lubricator pattern at such times as desired, the surface below the water level thus becoming coated with the enamel. It is claimed for this process, among its various advantages, that the enamel is impenetrable by acids, pro tects the boiler from the corrosive agents contained in almost if not all waters, prevents incrustrations, does not harm the boilers, and is of slight cost. May Be a Future President. In the vicinity of Morgan, in this state, lives an old negro woman whose love for the creeks has been noticed, perhaps, by all who live there. Hardly a day passes that she is not observed with her fishing pole, either coming from or going to the creek. Several days since a fond mother sat on the veranda, while a little toddler of 3 or 4 years played at her knee, when the old woman passed. "Mamma," said the little tot, look ing innocently up from his play, "did Aunt Adline nurse Mr. Cleveland?" "No, darling; why?" "Taus papa say he was always fishin', an I spect if you dit her to nurse me you'll 'ave a little president too." Atlanta Constitution. New Use for Glycerine. A thin coat of pure glycerine applied to both sides of glass will prevent any moisture forming thereon, and will stay until it collects so much dust that it can not be seen through. Surveyors can use it to advantage on their instru ments in foggy weather. In fact, it can be used anywhere to prevent mois ture from forming on anything, and lo comotive engineers will find it partic ularly useful in preventing the ac cumulation of steam as well as frost on their windows during the cold weather. Fronts of Morality. A Glasgow man once remarked that a young townsman of his who had mi grated was "a truly moral man." "Well, I don't know so much about that." said Russell, of" the Scotsman, and he instanced a peccadillo or two of this blameless youth. "Nay," said the other, "I was na thinking of drink and the lasses, but of gamblin and sic thing as you lose money by." Argonaut. All the railway stations in Sweden at which meals are served are known by a sign bearing the suggestive em blem of a crossed knife and fork. TO PRODUCE SERUM. HOW 'MR. BILLIE" SAVES MANY PRECIOUS LIVES. The Easy I4f e Salt Hiss, He HoMs the Record for Prodvctag Aatl-T At First He Objected to the Treat meat, bat Now He Bajers It. There was a horse once that thought It would be much nicer to be driven up Fifth avenue attached to a runabout with dark body and crimson wheels than to be wearily dragging a truck about the rough pavement. He thought it would be nice to be a high-stepper, well groomed and well cared for, and take a spin once or twice a day through the park. He envied those other wealthy horses and looked up to them from his little workaday world and be came a pessimist. This horse is unhappy no longer. He looks down upon the prancing, high hoof-throwing animals In the park and has the proud consciousness that he is not like other horses. He Is a life saver. He is "Anti-Toxlne Bill No. 7." He has furnished more serum than any two other horses in the world and saved the lives of any quantity of poor children suffering from diph theria. "Bill," or "Mr. Billie " as some of the stable attendants at the New York College of Veterinary Surgeons call him.isaperfectmine of anti-toxine and since he was discovered has fur nished fifteen quarts of the serum. "Mr. Billie" is a very undemonstra tive horse and under his wool blanket looks like any other gray horse of the heavy western variety. He stands six teen hands in height and weighs a great many more pounds than he did before he became this wonderful pro ducer of anti-toxine. He was picked up at a horse sale by the buyer for the establishment, and because he had something the matter with one of his hind legs he was easily bid in for $7. This was the best $7 the college ever spent "Mr. Billie" was taken to the college and after a few days of rest was given the usual dose of toxine, which is the poisonous substance formed by the diphtheria bacilli. "Mr. Billie" did not like it at first. He had been examined by the usual test to see if he had glanders or any other horsey diseases, had been pro nounced sound, with the exception of the game foot and general debility mused hv a little too much truck m,n thav iniwted the two work, cubic centimeters of toxine under his ' kin nar the shoulder by means of the , snecial hvnodermlc syringe "Mr. Billie" looked around in surprise ana mildly protested. It made his tem perature go up and made him feverish and he did not care for that Then in a few days he became normal again and the dose was repeated. The horse began to thrive and grow fat and now has taken 200 cubic centimeters with out so much as winking. This contin ued for three months and the ex-truck horse seemed to like the life. It was much pleasanter to have plenty to eat and nothing to do, with an hour of ex- ercise night and morning, than to be whipped and beaten and hitched to a truck. Then the physicians took his temperature and looked very wise and one day they made an incision in "Mr. Billie's" neck and inserted a glass tube and got out a lot of blood. They took one quart the first time and tested it by separting the serum and were surprised at finding it twice as strong as any taken from the other forty horses in the two stables where the work goes on. About seven quarts of blood were taken out and the horse was given another dosing. Another horse who has produced a large quan tity of serum is named Robby. He is a roan, standing about 15.3, a good stepper, and is often driven to a run about for exercise. He has a fashion ably banged tail and is as good a horse as anyone would wish to own. The operation of procuring the serum, which has just been described, is a very simple one and merely consists in filling the animal's system very run of the toxine poison. Some of the horses cannot stand it Out of the forty horses who have been operated upon eight have died. These were horses some of them who were too old to properly take the treatment All the horses at the two stables are now young horses, 6 or 7 years of age, as it has been found they are more adapted to the process and give the best results. Sometimes the serum is of a clear, yel lowish color and sometimes it is red der. The color varies and the reason for this is not known. The anti-toxine is sterilized and put up into small bottles. The board of health uses a great deal of the anti-toxine which comes from the New York College of Veterinary Surgeons. There is a lab oratory on the second floor of the building where the whole work of preparation is done. American Ideas la Raft-land. The use of a third cylinder on a lo comotive, where the latter is a com pound engine and the steam has two chances to expend, is no novelty. Such a plan is quite common in Europe. But a three-cylinder locomotive of the sin gle expansion type is much more un usual, and, indeed, was unknown until quite recently. It is an American in vention, too. Whalebacks for OU Distribution. The Standard Oil company is build ing at Superior, Wis., two tank barges for distributing its oil products from that point on Lake Michigan. They will be an experiment and may lead to the employment of tank steamers such as the company uses for its trans-Atlantic trade. The tanks will be whale backs, with a capacity of 8,000 barrels each. Ornamental Glass. A new sort of ornamental glass is now made in Paris by M. B. Bay, which he calls by the name of "hoar frost glass, "verre givre," upon the pattern upon it, which resembles the feathery forms traced by frost on the inside of windows in cold weather. The process of making the glass is simple. Straight Uaea. A fellow of the Royal society has is sued a pamphlet on "How to Draw a Straight Line." something most people think they can do without learning. But those who can draw a straight line 1 without ruling it can draw anything. THE CENSUS REPORT. Majority of the Families la the United States Beat Homes. The compilation of farms, homes and mortgages statistics made by the last census is interesting in view of the de cision of the Supreme court on the in come tax. These statistics do not, how ever, give details concerning rents paid. A summary of the statistics show: There are 12.690,152 families in the United States, and of these families 52 per cent hire their farms or homes and 48 per cent own them, while 28 per cent of the owning families own sub ject to incumbrance, and 72 per cent own free of incumbrance. Among 100 families, on the average, 52 hire their farms or homes, 13 per cent own with incumbrance and 35 without incum brance. On the owned farms and, homes their are liens amounting to $2, 132,946,563, which is 37 per cent of the value of the incumbered farms and homes, and this debt bears interest at the average rate of 6.65 per cent. Each owned and incumbered farm or home,1 on the average, is worth $3,352, and is subject to a debt of $1,257. In regard to families occupying farms, the con clusion is that 34 per cent of the fami lies hire and 66 per cent own the farms cultivated by them; that 28 per cent of the owning families own subject to incumbrance and 72 per cent free of in cumbrance. Among 100 farm families, on the average, 34 per cent hire the farms, with incumbrance and 47 per cent without incumbrance. On the owned farms there are liens amounting' to $1,085,995,960, which is 35 per cent of the value of the incumbered farms, and this debt bears interest at the aver age rate of 7.07 per cent. Each owned and incumbered farm, on the average; Is worth $3,444, and is subject to a debt of $1,124. A ROUGH SHAVE. The Natives of Jamaica Use Brokea Bottles for Razors. The natives of Jamaica have no need to buy soap, for the woods abound with plants whose leaves and buds supply very well the place of that indispen sable article. Among these is the soap tree, so called, though it is more a bush than a tree. Its bulb, when rubbed on wet clothes, makes a beautiful lath-) er, which smells much like common; brown soap. The Jamaica negroes, some of them who are great dandies iq their way, make a soap out of a cocoa-! nut oil and home made lye; and a fine soap it is, smooth and fragrant. This: cocoanut oil soap is used for shaving When a man wishes to shave he starts' out with his cocoanut shell cup and his donkey tail brush and bottle. Itj is never any trouble to find an empty) bottle in Jamaica, even in the moun tains. At least twenty generations of thirsty people have lived there, and thrown away the empty bottles. Tho' man carries no mirror, because he has none to carry. Not one negro cabin in a dozen has a cheap looking glass. But nature supplies the mirror as well as 41... ... JTHx win vaac 1a O tAniTOTl. UIO Duajj. a uc uiuu 6UM " 1 lent pool in the mountain stream,' where the water is still, and there la his mirror. He breaks his bottle on a stone and picks out a good sharp piece. Then he lathers his face profusely and) begins to scrape away with his piece of glass, which works almost as well as a sharp razor. The men rarely cut themselves in this operation. "At first," says a writer, "I trembled for them; but afterwards I tried the method for myself, and soon became almost an' expert at it" An Ingenious Swindle. Enormous business has been done lately at French fairs by a man who. professed to sell rat powder that was perfectly harmless, and that struck rats dead on the spot. In order to con vince the skeptical, the man first of aH powdered a slice of bread with the stuff and ate a piece of it himself. Then he put the remainder under a glass case, in which a rat was kept in captivity. The rat went to eat the bread and in stantly fell dead. At ten cents a box the powder went off like hot cakes and the lucky proprietor of the specific was in a fair way to make a fortune. But the police, who in France are very active in protecting the people from fraud, looked into the matter, and found that the powder was nothing but ordinary sugar. They also discovered, that the case was connected with a' powerful electric battery and that the moment the rat touched the bread the current was turned on and it was thus that his death was brought about The Aitken Bible. The Aitken Bible, a copy of which has just been sold in Boston for $300, was the first Bible in the English lan guage ever printed in America. The imprint is as follows: "Printed and sold by R. Aitken, at Pope's Head, three doors above the coffee house in Market street MDCCLXXXH." FASHION'S FANCIES. Infants' silk hoods trimmed with swans' down are seen. The combination of white and pink tulle is pretty for ball toilets. Large single roses with leaves are put on each side of fancy collars. Something new can be said of the manifestations of the opal every week. The greatest ingenuity is seen in work ing it into new and beautiful forms with the aid of diamonds. HAPS AND MISHAPS. Hyman Jacobson, a Chicago cigar maker, committed suicide because his wife was making arrangements to at tend a dance to which he was not in vited. At Peterborough cathedral in Eng land recently a stranger was shown round and then gave a check to the dean for $20,000 for a new organ. Mr. and Mrs. Coppinger, of Brooklyn, quarreled over the morals of "Trilby." Mrs. Coppinger hit Mr. Coppinger on the head with an earthen jar. He is now in the hospital. The other day a settler who lives in the wilds of Northern Michigan brought to Menominee, and offered for sale two wildcats, which he caught in a steel trap. One of them was probably the largest ever caught in that or any other section of country. It measured fully five feet in length and weighed about seventy pounds. The other was about the average size. MARKED FOR DEATH. THE MOUNTAINEER MET DEATH BRAVELY. HIS Riding Homeward and Shot from Am bush by Hit Old Enemy So the Long Feud Was Ended A Widow and Fatherless Children la the Cabin. Down here in the foothills of the mountain range is a hamlet That means a store, a blacksmith shop, a church, a shoemaker, and three or four houses perhaps thirty residents in all. It was founded fifty years ago. Old men, men of middle age, boys of 16 and 18, came to town. There were mules to be reshod, boots to be mended, tea and tobacco to be purchased. Now and then one confidently inquired for mail at the postoffice and was handed out a letter or the weekly county paper. There was peace and good nature for half a day. Everybody shook hands and made friendly inquiries and felt at peace. At noon there was less jollity, less joking, says the New York Adver tiser. The bottle of moonshine whisky had been handed about until two or three men were drunk, two or three more silly and reckless, the remainder churlish and ill-tempered. By and by one of the long-haired, angular moun taineers one of a pair who sat close by each other for an hour without speaking finds the excuse sought for and turns and makes a bitter remark. It is bitterly resented. Next instant both are on their feet and have knives in their hands. Before they can use them, however, other men spring for ward and separate them and one is led away. An old wound has been opened honor Impugned. Some said it were better to let them fight it out then and there; others said a reconciliation might be effected. While they are ar guing one of the principals walked out to where his mule stood dejectedly in the rain and mounted and rode away. The crowd looked after him, but no man called him a coward. What they whispered to each other was: "Tom's gwine home to git his gun and ambush Dan! Dan better not go home today!" "Yes; Tom will ambush me on the road. We hed better fit it out right yere." From that moment he was a doomed man. He fully realized it and he did not bluff or bluster or seek to conceal his true feelings. His way was a lone ly one. To remain in town over night would subject him to general con tempt To request anyone to ride home with him would make him a coward in the eyes of all. When the rest went he must go. Tom would be waiting for him in some roadside thicket or be hind some great rock, but he must go forward just the same. Two o'clock, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock. It was the same leaden sky, the same monotonous patter of raindrops. After 2 o'clock the men had avoided Dan. They knew what he knew that he was a doomed man. When the mark of death is placed on a living man he must live out his hours alone. All living men pass him by. At 4 o'clock half a dozen men mounted and rode away. As they did so they looked over their shoulders to see if Dan was com ing. He saw them do it and waited ten minutes. Then he mounted and rode after them. Two miles away the trail he must take branched off the main road. At that spot he halted for a moment. He had paid the storekeeper a small bal ance he owed him. He had gone to the blacksmith and squared accounts. He had scrawled a brief missive to his wife, telling her what to do after his death. Was there anything further? Was he quite ready? He had not of fered his hand nor said good-by to any of the men, but that was not expected of him. Yes, he was ready, and he picked up the lines and urged his mule forward. It was three miles from the main road to his home. The way of fered a hundred spots for ambush. In some one of the coverts the assassin would be lying with cocked rifle to send a bullet through is heart. It mattered not which one. Death would come just the same. He might dis mount and leave the trail, but that would be cowardice. He might turn back and reach home by the long cir cuit, but that would be cowardice again. No! He would go to his death like a man as his father and grand father had done before him, as his wife and children up there in the humble cabin would wish for him to do. Life was sweet, but A tongue of flame, a cloud of blue smoke, the crack of a rifle at the cor ner of the great black rock, and the frightened mule galloped away, leav ing a corpse behind on the path a man shot through the heart No one came out to look at the body. Some one moved away through the sodden forest, but there was no one to run after him, no one to catch fleeing glimpses. It was murder from am bush, they said, and they Baid nothing more; no arrest, no trial, no retribu tion; just a corpse in the path and a widow and three fatherless children in the cabin two miles away. An Old Court. Northampton county, Va., has the un broken record of its court from 1632 to the present time. This is believed to be the oldest complete court record in the United States. These are kept in the attic of the old court house on court papers bearing date before the settle ment of Jamestown, and relating to the plans of the London company looking to that settlement Happiness and Misery. "I see In the world," says John New ton, "two heaps one of human happi ness, the other of human misery. Now, if I can take but the smallest bit from the second heap and add It to the other, I carry a point. If. as I go home. I pass a child who has dropped a half-penny, and if by giving It another I can wipe away Its tears, I feel that I have done something." la Olden Times. The good old times are not without their drawbacks. At a performance of one of Handel's oratorios in London more than 100 years ago the tickets had a postscript which read: "Gen tlemen are requested to come without swords and ladies without their J hoops", WEDDED AFTER SIXTY YEARS. Long Separation Through a Family Quarrel Over a Farm Fence. An aged couple, who were lovers sixty years ago, but were separated by a family fsud, were married in Wilkes barre, Pa., March 16. The groom is Walter I. Chapin, who is 79 years of age, and his bride Is Mary A. Chapin, only one year his junior. Their happy union, after many vicissitudes, proves again the old saying to be correct that love never grows old, says the Phila delphia Record. During the presiden cy of Andrew Jackson they dwelt upou adjoining farms. The lad was then blossoming into a sturdy farmer and his sweetheart was a charming coun try girl. They were lovers in earnest, but the two families split upon the rock that has divided many neighbor ing farmers. A line fence caused all the trouble. Young Chapin's father and the father of the girl each claimed a narrow strip ot land. A family feud sprang up and the lovers were separ ated through the influence of their parents and relatives. Young Chapin went to Ohio to make his fortune. His old Luzerne county sweetheart seemed to be forgotten, as after some years he married a Buckeye girl. Not long after ward the first love of his choice was also married. About a year ago her husband died at a good old age and so did Chapin's wife. Then Chapin went back to his- former home In Luzerne, carrying the burden of nearly four score years. Here he heard the life story cf his old-time sweetheart. He visited the aged widow, and, although both are in the winter of life, their af fection for each other was renewed. He again proposed marriage and she ac cepted, just sixty years after their first engagement The wedding ceremony that made them man and wife at last was quietly performed at her home. HERE'S A LESSON IN HUMANITY A Little Story by Col. Calliper Concern ing riiilrttift Goblinttiu. "Isn't it curious, Cynthia," the colonel said to Mrs. Calliper, "how sometimes the current of our lives Is deflected by the most trivial incidents? Now there was Philetus Goblinton; you remember what a vain, consequent ial man he was? But all that was changed by just the slightest thing in the world. He went one Sunday to a church where he had never been be fore and where he was quite unknown. As usual, he made toward the middle aisle, where, at home, he was accus tomed to sit; but the man that met him led him not down the middle aisle, but along the back of the pews and down a side aisle, and he gave him a scat pretty well back. This was a crusher for Philetus. Here was a man, evidently a man of some account, who, with the unprejudiced eyes of a total stranger, had sized him up as a man of side-aisle importance. Could it be that his friends and acquaintances really so regarded him? It set him thinking; and the result you see in the modest, thoughtful Philetus Goblinton of to day." "Jason, dear," said Mrs. Calli per, "don't you suppose it would be a good thing for you to go to a strange church once in a while?" I The Value of Emerson. Vernon Lee, writing of "Emerson, Transcendentalist and Unitarian," mentions that "the vital, vitalizing in tuition in Emerson is a dualism, close ly connected; the intuition of the worthlessncss of unreality for our hap piness and progress, and the Intuition of the supreme power, for our happi ness and progress, of that portion which we call soul, but these vital thoughts were defaced, hampered, and compressed by a cheap transcendent alism, the metaphysics of Germany adulterated by the shoddy science, the cheap mysticism of America." Still, she regards Emerson as a valuable guide. She says: "Those who should deliberately follow Emerson's coun sels, omitting from their lives not merely what he directly advises should be omitted, but also what his whole system logically leads us to reject, would be surprised to find how much space they had left themselves, how much energy for the real life, the life of enjoyment and utility." Forecasting the Weather. A certain married man of Emporia, Kan., was inclined to be humorous, but sometimes unwise. He had forgotten to go home to supper, and he knew what was in store for him when he should finally get there, so just to be pleasant and entertaining he got some miniature flags at a toy store and put them In his pocket. "John Henry," exclaimed his wife, as he entered the house. "I phuld think you'd be ashamed of youi treat your wife with so little coir . i tlon." He slowly unrolled his little package of flags, took out a square red one with a black square In the center and fast ened It to the mantel. How to Become Wrlnkletl. If more women realized that strain ing the eyes produces wrinkles, more would exercise a proper care of these valuable members. Reading by a dim or failing light, coming suddenly from a dark room to a light one, or vice versa, overworking the eyes in any way, and last, but by no means least, wearing dotted and cross-barred veils these and more taxing of the eyesight are of valuable assistance in the wrinkle-making process. ThU Sounds Good. An excellent relish for the Sun day night tea table is made with sar dines as a basis. Take four boneless sardine, rub them smooth with an ounce of butter, a teaspoonful of Wor cestershire sauce, and a dust of cay enne peper; heat the mixture in a chaf ing dish and spread on hot buttered toast. A little grated cheese may be sprinkled over the top before serving. To Appeal for Help. It will cost 1.000,000 drachmas to put the Parthenon, the temple of Thesus, and the other monuments in Athens damaged by iast year's earthquake in a safe condition. An appeal for help will be sent out to all countries. flattie of Long Island. The Maryland Society of the Sons of the American Revolution is receiving subscriptions for the erection in Brook lyn of a memorial to the 400 Maryland ers who stood the brunt of the fight in the battle of Long Island Aug. 27, 1776. TM OLD staeTJi WfM Cclnmbus - 8tati Bank J Pan Merest n Tin DocslS Iftn Lms n Real Estate Hi KMI Mam Galeae, Kw Terk aat aS mil t ITXAVIaO : TICKETS. BUYS GOOD NOTES 4a Mehje Its easterners vasa they Need 8I OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS: Leander Gerrard, Pres't, B. H. Henry, Vice Prest, M. Bruqqer, Cashier. John Stauffer. Q. W. Hulst. -OF- COLUMBUS, NEB.. HAS AN Authorized Capital of - $500,000 Paid in Capital, - 90,000 OFFICERS. O. M. SHELDON. Pres't. H. P. II. OEHLUltm. Vice Prea. CLARK GRAY, Ciushlor. DANI EL SG1IRAM. Ass't Cash DIRECTORS. H. M. TVinslow. II. P. H. OEnLmcii, O. II. Sheldon, W. A. McAllister. Jonas Wkluu, Cam. Rienkk. STOCKHOLDERS. i. O. 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