-J5."V'."j 3W'W to " . - il 1 - -. - JLZ& &M ?,',- -'-r - 75 & r "'A-' ! v 3fv-". ir' it WHOLE NUMBER 1 J99f COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY. APRIL 3, 1895. VOLUME XXV.-NUMBER 51. .'-.";". ."'' .. " k.V.i'"- j -. . "" ..-'at' -.,-- . " - WMHflHMHMBMWMMM ssbr-sbbbbssbsbbbbsbbbi - - - - - -- - . J' 4 "t H-- ) .4- r J JERRY'S COON. ERRY CAME UP the path from the spring singing. He was singing a mer ry, jig-like tune; so merry that Victory began to pat "Ju ber." Victory had just grown out of babyhood a wey all healthy babies have of doing and was the pride of old Aunt Silva's heart. As Jprrv and the singing approached. even Uncle Ike felt his rheumatic legs limbering up and longing to cut the "pigeon wing." or to perform some oth er feat of youthful days. Possum up de gum stump, cooney In de holler. Little boy at my house, fat as he can waller. Such was the sounding couplet that Jerry has wedded to this merry tune. As he came in sight, it was easy enough to understand how the lines had been suggested to him. Slung over his shoulder was some kind of an ani mal; at least, it was to be presumed that some kind of an animal was hitched to the tail that eJrry grasped. Victory evidently thought there was something beyond that tail. She had been sitting on the ground, pouring fine dirt in little rills through her fist into her lap. From the size of her eyes and the gap between her lips, she must have thought unutterable things; probably there was a Hon at the. other end of the tail. Uncle Ike came around from his patch, bringing a rusty hoe. He had been digging for sweet potatoes. He had found three, one almost as large as his forefinger. Uncle Ike's sweet po tatoes usually averaged about the size of his little linger. "What you reckon I got yere? Jerry asked. The tail slipped down his back with the question, as though the animal, whatever he was, might be crawling away with it. But Jerry had lowered it so that his conumdrum would be harder to guess. Only the brush-like tip of the tail was now visible. Uncle Ike made a guess. "Possum," he said, and with the word there came into his yellow eyes a hungry look. "Look yere at his tail." said Jerry, with a tone of superiority. "You neb ber seed no possum wid a tail like dls yere. Possum tall smooth like rat tall. Possum tail bar. What you reckon 'tis. Vict'ry?" and he turned to the little girl. "I s'peck It's a panter or a b'ar, one or t'other." and the little lady squared her?elf in a stately way, and folded her arms behind her. as if to do battle for her opinion. "Geewhilllkens! I couldn't tote a b'ar no more'n I could tote a bawn full er horses, or dis yere plantation. B'lleve In my soul g:ils is gese. Here's what it is; it's a coon." Jerry continued, swing ing his booty to the front, "an' I notched de genulman all by myse'f; nebber had a single solitary soul ter he'p me." .Here Tiger, as if to recall the part lie had borne in the matter, lifted his head, and with a low growl, sniffed at cooney's nose. "Is he clean dead?" asked Victory. "Law. yes! Kt he wasn't he'd spit In Tiger's face. He wouldn't stand no dog's liosin"." "Whar'd ye cotch it, anyhow?" asked Uncle Ike. "In a 'sinnnon tree, ob course." "What yer doin at de 'simmon tree? AInt dar no cotton in de cotton patch ter pick? 'Simmons aint good, nohow till fros. Better 'ten' to yer cotton plckin an let 'simmons an' coon "lone." "Reckon I'se got a right to git red uv de chills ef I kin. Aunt Silvy tole me how ef I'd walk "round a 'simmon tree fou' times wldout thinkin uv possum. I'd git well uv de chills, sho'. 1 was tryin' ter do dat pusklption. an I'd 'a done It ef it hadn't been for dis yere varmint. I was mos' gettin so I could walk roun' widout thinkin uv possum. It is den I look up In de 'simmon tree, an' dar sot a coon, layin right out on a limb, playln' possum. Ks soon es he lit Tiger jes' bounced him. Den dar was a mighty tussle, but Tige lammed him." " "Lemme see him, anyhow," said Un cle Ike. There was no mistaking the look in Uncle Ike's eyes. He was coveting his neighbor's property; he was hankering . after that coon. He hobbled toward -Jerry, and reached out his hand as if to take it. The boy did not respond to the move ment. He look a step or two back ward. He elevated the coveted arti cle to his arm's capacity. "See It. den." he said. "I don't keer how much you see it." "Coon ain't much "count for eatln' pupposes. Xow possum Is tollubul good." said Uncle Ike. "What'll yer take for him, anyhow?" "What'll yer gimme fer him?" chal lenged the cautious Jerry. "It's mighty hard ter tell what a po' coon like dat dar it worf. 'Taint worf its skinnln' an" cookin. but I'll gib ye wi m - P ;, Wi 0( $ w&' i yOcZfr- .. GOOD FOR EVTL. .".- dem for d varmint. In dat case, yer - won't hab none de boddcr wid dem dar op'rations. An I'll gib yer de skin ter boot. Yer kin make a tollubul good hat outen de skin fer ter keep ye warm dls cole winter. A coonskin sap is mighty comfortable; heap bettcr'n a sto cap. Ef yer wus ter take dat coon ter town ter sell, yer couldn't git jio cap for it widouten a plc'yune. or maybe a bit '- ter boot. But if yer trades wid me, yer gits yer cap an keeps yer plc'yune bofe." "Dat's so," said Jerry, turning the coon this way and that with a medita tive air. and surveylnir it in every light. " -- - "An, 'rides all de res', yer won't hab . none de bodder up de cleanin'. It's a mighty pestcrin job ter skin a coon. . ESkfn sticks tight. I kin tell yer. Is yer - -cwine icr Fop- or not? Kase I can't stan" yere Ico.in wid yer all day. Some de. tidier boys gwine but huntin' 'fore 'lon-j. I'll trains wid dem, an den you'll afcse f.-ouin' -six .good nuff fef yer, 9pic-C. fccin" Fech a big fool. Is yer gwlne 'lkfi?15' or ls 2e srwine ter let some da - T .-... . .iGaeryoys tau tie ciiance; .2? fJTK 'itx.e ter trade ob cou'se," said Jerr landing over the coon to Uncle Ike, yet keeping his eyes fined longingly on the .creature as it passea out or mi possession. Udcle Ike shuffled off to his cabin with his "boggin." Jerry Watched his departure with a dubious feeling. Some how, in spite of the air of magnani mity with which Uncle Ike had agreed to give skinning and cooking of the coon for the coon itself, he was not happy. He went into Aunt Silva, and began to tell about the fire bargain he had made, but broke down In the midst and cried about it. Aunt Silva didn't know where the sophistry came In in the transaction, but she felt her way to the conclusion that Jerry had been wronged. She strode out of her cabin, and over to Uncle Ike's. You would have taken her for the Impersonation of all the officers of justice In the state. In vain Uncle Ike argued that a fair bargain had been made. "Hush yer mouf. Uncle Ike," she said; "you can't nebber make me be' lleve black's white, not ef yer was to sw'ar it till yer turn white youse'f. I knows dat eJrry had a coon, an I knows dat he ain't got no coon now, l.or nuffin't all. What's come of Jerry's coon?" "Why, he sold It ob cou'se. I gib him de coonskin for de coon." "To be sho'; but whar'd ye git de coonskin in de fus place?" "Why, I got de skin for de skinnln. an de cleanln. an' de cookin. Why, bress yer soul, Aunt Silva, dat boy's got de best of de boggin." "Gimme dat coon dis minute," Aunt Silva demanded. "Ef yer don't, I'll sp'ile ev'ry bit uv rep'tatlon yer got. I'll hab yer up 'fo de church, sho's yer bawn. A member of de church in good an reg'lar standin' 'pressin' de orfin an de widder! Ain't yer shame of yer se'f ? How kin yer hab de face ter git shoutin' happy arter such puffom ances? It's all kase yer's a Williams' nigger. Ef ye'd been a Carter's, yer'd nebber done it. Yer'd a-died fus'. I tell yer gib up dat coon, or gib up yer rup'tation one or t'other." I wish you could have seen how mean and sneaking Uncle Ike looked, as he crawled under the bed, where he had hid the coon. He dragged it out by thet all, and delivered it over to Aunt Silva. That night there was a coon supper In Aunt Silva's cabin, and a "night old time," as Jerry would have said. There wa3 a goodly number of guests from the various cabins, but Uncle Ike was not among them. Toward the close of the feast they missed Jerry. He had slipped away with a choice bit of roast coon for poor old Uncle Ike. .Teamcs Wait Horrified. Kate Field's Washington recalls a story told some years ago about the first visit after her marriage paid to Lady Randolph Churchill by her uncle. Lawrence Jerome. He modestly ap proached the portals of the Churchllls' town house and accosted a choice edi tion of Jeames Yellowplush: "Is Mr. Churchill at home?" The footman shivers. "Me lud Is in Ireland." "Humph! What's he doing In Ire land?" The footman Is frozen into silence with horror. Mr. Jerome tries again: "Is Mrs. Churchill at home?" The footman quivers with suppressec indignation. "Me leddy is not down stairs yet!" "Not down stairs? In bed at this time of day? Does she know what o'clock it is.' Heres a pretty how-de-do! Well, you go up and tell Mrs. Churchill-; " The footman, growing every moment more desperate, here turns deadly pale, and clears his throat nervously, being about to call aloud and summon assist ance to eject this audacious intruder, when a silvery voice, with a musical laugh behind It, is heard over the banis ters from the second story hall: "Oh, that's you. Uncle Larry, isn't it? Come right in!" The footman writhes in an anguish of self-abasement at once, bowing low and retreating. "Oh. sir! Oh. me lud! Pardon me! If you please, me lud. this way this way!" A Substitute! for Ice Cream. A cold dessert that is delicious and that is now and then an excellent sub stitute for ice cream is made from gela tine, whipped cream, and pistnche nuts. Soak two teaspoonfuls of granulated gelatine in half a cup of milk fifteen minutes. Whip a pint of cream, sweeten with half a cupful of powdered sugar, and season with four tablespoonfuls of Madeira and from a quarter to half a leaspoonful of bitter almonds. Dissolve the gelatine over the teakettle, then strain it into the whipped cream. Stir until the mixture begins to thicken. Turn into a mold and set on the ice un til cold and hard. When you take out of the mould, sprinkle thickly with pis tache nuts chopped fine. The pudding is further improved to the sight by gar nishing with candied violets or rose leaves. Kunaway on the Ocean. A runaway steamer must be an ex ceedingly unpleasant sort of sea ser pent for the passengers on board her. The steamer Marchioness of Breadal bane. while making the passage from Rothesay to Gourock, met with an ac cident to her machinery and the en gineers were unable to stop her. The captain therefore .took her out Into mid channel and spun around In a circle till the steam was nearly exhausted, when the runaway was headed for Gou-x-ock, where she was secured by ropes and the rest of the steam run off. Seagull on the Thames. Seagulls have since the beginning of February been flocking to the Thames between the bridges, and had become so tame that they would fly to catch the chopped fish and pieces of bread thrown to them from the embankment. Last Sunday night a flock of these birds foretold Monday's thaw by suddenly flying off down the river in a body at about 6 o'clock in the' evening. Their instinct enabled them to beat the me teorological department at its own game, and to recognize that more open weather was at hand. Singular KonmanUn Custom. A curious custom prevails among Roumanian peasants. Wheix a Rou manian .girl is of a marriageable age, all her trousseau (which has been care fully woven, spun and embroidered by her mother and herself) Is placed in a painted wooden box. When a young man thinks of asking to be allowed to pay his attentions to the girl, he is at lberty first to open the box. If the suitor is satisfied with the quantity and quality of the dowry, he makes a form al application for the girl's hand, Man Caagfct by a HaeTmi. A few days ago a widow, a lira. Mackrel, tried to1 thow herself oft Roch ester bridge. When she was charged at the. police court a .man stepped for ward and offered to marry her an offer which Mrs. Mackrel accepted with avidity. Most people think themselves lucky if they throw ', sprat and catch a mackereL The enterprising woman threw a. Mackrel and caught a man! SHORT CUT TO INDIA. Advftatagv of the 84es Canal Beat On tafl CaiBTa Cape Voyage. There are three different routes to Iudia known to eastern travelers, the cape voyage, the overland road, and -via the Suet canal. Thackeray, the novelist, who was born in India, was taken to England when a child by way of the cape of Good Hope and St. Hel ena, where he saw Napoleon then In exile. It was a journey of months. The overland Journey was a matter of weeks, and now the trip can be made through the Suex canal in a few days. "The Suez canal is in some respects the most wonderful waterway In the world. As soon as the traveler enters it he realizes that he is in the hands of the French. A French speaking pilot takes possession of the ship, and all of ficers of the canal are Frenchmen. The gares, or turn-outs, where a ship waits to let anothe r pass, are in charge of old French soldiers, and it is charming to see how they beautify their arid surroundings. When the sand of the desert is watered It almost bursts with bowers, and at every gare is a neatly painted little house, and a blooming garden, while grass edges the canal and the dreariest region on earth is transformed by French thrift One of the most interesting hights of the can al In early days was to see one snip meet another. The passengers on each crowded forward with greetings, and the waving of handkerchiefs, and there were tears from the outward bound at the thought of what the homeward bound were soon to see. The meeting of ships Is now no longer a novelty. I once encountered the Khedive Tew fik's yacht, with his harem on board, as we passed through the canal. Of course we caught no glimpse of the ladies, but Tewflk and De Lcsseps, who was his guest, came out on the sponson beam to greet us, and we manned the yards with native soldiers In honor of the two. "The canal passage is made In from seventeen to twenty-four hours, and since the use of powerful electric lights has made night navigation in the canal possible the journey from England to India is made with few serious delays. It used to be that all the coal for ships traversing the Red Sea was carried across the isthmus on the backs of samels. Ships now commonly coal at Port Said. One of the curious features of navigation In the canal and the Red Sea Is the absence of large sailing crafts. The Red Sea is so hemmed in with mountains on either coast that the progress of a large sailing ship would be extremely slow and attended with danger from sudden squalls. Such a passage of the Red Sea would be al most intolerable, for the heat Is oppres sive and the monotony of the arid sand hills ashore Is tedious beyond ex pression. There are lighthouses along the shores, and there Is no drearier lot than that of the lighthouse keeper on the Red Sea. So well is this fact recog nized that the keepers, recruited from among the old sailors of a well-known steamship company, used to be re lieved once a month, and their friends were accustomed to keep the light house supplied with a great number of magazines, illustrated papers, and th like, to while away the time. Few per sons on this side of the world realize that the sea is 1.500 miles long. CAN NEVER BE ONE PEOPLE. Tm Inhabitants of India Divided liy the Iron Lines of Caste. That the 280,000.000 inhabitants of the continent of India should ever become one nation is so wild an Improbability, and. even if possible, a matter of so many centuries, that its assumed real ization cannot be made the basis of practical politics, says the National Review. England and Ireland are an example of the slowness of growth of a common natural sentiment in close ly allied peoples forming one state, and the national unification of medi eval Europe would have been a problem analageous to that of India today. For Latin then, as English now, in lncna was a common tongue for the educated classes, yet the former did not sup plant, as the latter is not now destroy ing, the popular languages. And the ideal of a temporal head of Christen dom in the holy Roman emperor, with its attendant aspirations, was a sen timent counteracting local or tribal feeling stronger than any that has yet arisen in India from the superimposed authority of the 'queen's government, while there is nothing in India to cor respond with the religious unity of Eu rope under the popes. For Hlndolsm and IsJnm show no signs of decay, and the antagonism between their follow ers is on the increase. In the tradi tions of history one of the most power ful elements of national sentiment, the pride of the one is the shame of the other. The Mussulman glories in Au rangzeb; the followers of Goblnd Singh and Slvajl detest his memory. Inter marriage Is Impossible, and Is a sin even among the myriad castes of Hin doos. There is no historic example of such a miracle as the amalgamation Into one nation of such a multitude of diverse elemnts, and if it is to be effected the first steps have yet to be taken. SHIRKED A MIRACLE. Ilrlghatn Young's Fertility of Be ttonrce. When Brigham Young was directing the theocratic government of Utah, the Mormon missionaries In England con verted a one-legged man. This man conceived the Idea that the prophet in Salt Lake City might effect a miracu lous restoration of the leg which he had lost in an accident. So a month later he presented himself, weary and travel stained, but full of cheerful hope, be fore the head of the Mormon church, and told his desires. The prophet said he would willingly get him a new leg, but begged him first to consider the matter fully. This life, he told him, .ac cording to the San Francisco Argo naut, is but a vale of tears, and as nothing compared to eternity. He was making the choice of going through life with one leg and having two after the resurrection, or of having two legs through life and three after. The man found the prospect of being a human tripod through all eternity so unconge nial that he accepted with resignation his present lot and excused the prophet from performing the miracle. RATHER EXPENSIVE STAMPS. One on Sale in London at the Stotlcst Trice or 912,500. The Philatelic world has been flut tered by a recent important event, for it is announced that the. vice-president of the London Philatelic society has sold all his stamps. A firm which deals in these light and airy trifles secured the vice-president's entire collection, and gave no less than 550.000 for It. This is the largest price ever paid for a collection of stamps, though the treasures of this kind recently be queathed by a member of parliament to the British Museum would have fetched a higher' figure If put up at public auction. A London establish ment Is Just now advertising a single stamp, valued at $12,500, and the Duke of York, already known as a keen con noisseur. Is said, by Black and White, to be anxious to purchase this great stamp. Experts declare that there is no better Investment for money nowa days than .stamps. If that be so, they will become an 'object of fascination to many who at. present take little delight in. inim . EtJINS OP YUCATAN. PROF. W. M. HOLMES TELLS OF EXPLORATIONS THERE. With a Party of Americas He Vklts Old Astee Temple aad Sees Maay Thugs of Great Archaeological In ferest. Prof. W.H. Holmes, curator of anthro pology In the Columbian museum, re turned recently from his voyage of archaelogical discovery to Mexico with Allison "V. Armour and other friends in Mr. Armour's steam yacht Ituna, says the Chicago "Tribune. It sailed from New York Dec 16. with Mr. Armour Prof. Marquand of Princeton, and Nor man Williams of Chicago. It reached Jacksonville, Fla., Dec 20 and took on Prof. Holmes and Prof. C. F. Mllls paugh, curator of botany in the museum. It anchored Dec "24 at Ha vana, from which point Mr. Williama retUrned to Chicago. From Havana Dec 26, the company sailed direct to Pro gresso, the port of Yucatan, on the northermost point of the peninsula, where they were joined by ex-United States consul E. H. Thompson, who owns a hacienda in the vicinity, and who has been for ten years a student of Yucatan archaeology. The depart ure from Progresso, with the party complete, Was the commencement of the scientific expedition. "Our first trip," said Prof. Holmes, "was to what are called the eastern Islands of Cozumel, Mugeres, and Contoy, lying along the eastern coast of the peninsula. We were attracted to the locality by the fact that travelers had never visited it before. These islands are dotted with the ruins of temples and temple accessories. These Were occupied when the Spaniards came, and the natives pos sess records of the conquest. The in scriptions, which are numerous, were made by the priests, and have never been deciphered. We came in sight of Tuloon, an immense fortress on the mainland, but were not permitted to land. Returning to Progresso we jour neyed southward to Merida and visited three great ruined cities within seventy-five miles of it. These were Uxmal and Chichenitza. the ruined temples of which were reproduced at the World's Fair by ex-Consul Thompson and Iza mel. Here we carried our explorations and studies perhaps farther than any other travelers that ever visited the country. The extent of the ruins Is something wonderful. They were found in a boundless tropical forest, and con sisted largely of stone pillars two feet In diameter and probably eight feet high. Sometimes we saw five rows of them together. We made a great num ber of photographs and sketches. This country is watered entirely by wells which, connect with subterranean rivers. The country, though beautiful, Is rocky and barren, and It is a question how the population of these immense ruined cities subsisted. Having returned to Progresso we coasted southwestwardly along the west coast of Yucatan to the adjoining state of Campeche and to its port Laguna. We ascended the river Usamacinta fifty miles In a river steam er, the shallow water-not admitting pur yacht, but took our steam launch along. Reaching the state of Tobasco we as cended a tributary of the river as far as our launch could carry us, and some miles further In canoes. Then we took horses and traveled thirty-five miles farther, to the base of the mountains forming the boundary between Mexico and Guatemala. The object was to visit the great ruined city near Palenque, In the midst of a dense forest in the state of Chiapas. The ruins were all temples and their associate buildings and were bas relief sculptures. The place has been visited by travelers before, but was un known to the Spanlardsof the conquest. Those ruins must be 1,000 years old and they contain many features of beauty. While we were on this journey our botanist met with an accident and i-e-turned to this country. Returning to Laguna we sailed south and west toward Coutzag, from which point we intended to cross the isthmus by rail to Tehntepec But in three hours we got caught in a norther which was said to be the fiercest ever seen In those seas. It was the same storm that gave New Orleans ten inches of snow. It lasted for three days, during which we did not have our boots off. The. waves swept over the deck and down into the cabin, and everything we had was wet. The yardarms were constantly dipping Into the water on each side. This storm caused us to abandon our Tehuantepec trip, and sail for "Vera Cruz. On anchor ing in that port we went by rail to Puebla, and by the Mexican Central to Oaxaca. In this neighborhood we visited the. ruins of Mltla, one of the chief cities of the Zapotecs. The distinguishing feature of these ruins is the great size of the blocks of stone used. They were 18x3x3 feet in size, were quarried with stone picks, and brought many miles without beasts of burden. "Returning to Oaxaca we visited "the great ruins at Monte Alban, one of the most remarkable ruins in Mexico. Then we visited the City of Mexico, and in spected the ancient capital of the Aztecs. Finally we journeyed twenty five miles north to see the ruins of San Juan Teotlhuacan. We then returned to "Vera Cruz, sailed to Progresso, and then to New Orleans. Then I parted with Mr. Armour and returned to Chi cago by rail. I brought little or nothing with me, and secured no treasure for the Field Columbian museum." A Tame Python. Once while passing through a Dutch farm. I went to the house to buy some eggs; standing In front of the door was a large barrel, and while I was pass ing I carelessly tilted it up to see what was inside, but promptly let it down again, as there was a big python under neath. The Dutchman told me he had shot at the snake some months pre viously, and a few grains entering the head the reptile appeared to become stupified and unable to move quickly. He then dragged It home and extracted the fangs, and it gradually became tame. The python, which measured sixteen feet, was allowed to crawl about the place at night, never at tempting to get away or do any dam age; in fact they found it useful for killing rats and vermin. By day It was kept under the barrel. The children fed the snake and played with it. I saw one of the little Dutch boys drag it out and pour two bottles of milk down its throat and then gave it six eggs, which it swallowed. Wrhen they teased the python It made a hissing noise and reared up on its tail. They were not a bit frightened, and would catch hold of it by the head and drag it along the ground over their should ers. "Three Years with Lobengula." A SOO-Year-Old Tree. It is very difficult to get the age of the large trees In this country, as few have been purposely planted, while no no one knows how long the wild speci mens have been growing. In England there is a peciman of the tulip tree known to have- been planted 200 years ago on Lord Holmes' estate in Ber- j wlckshlre. At two feet from the ground j it measures twenty-three feet in cir-cumfereBce. FLOGGING IN RUSSIA. Its Abolition Refers to the Use of Flet, aad Not the Kaonfc The St. Petersburg dispatch to the effect that an Imperial edict has been issued abolishing the flogging of crim inals apparently refers to the use of the plet, or pletl, and not to the knout, as was first supposed. Punishment with the knout, or, more correctly called the knut, was abolished by Emperor Nich olas I. more than forty years ago. The lash of the knout was composed of broad leather thongs, prepared to a me tallic hardness, and often intertwined with wire. A sentence of from 100 to 200 blows was considered equivalent to death. When the knout was done away with the plet. a simple lash, was sub stituted for it. This was considered a much milder form of punishment, but the prison officials founds ways of in creasing Its efficacy, and George Ken tian In his recent book on Siberia says that he was Informed by Russian offi cers that death might be caused by 100 blows of the plet. Flogging has always been a favorite mode of Russian ex pression of dissatisfaction. An Inva riable wedding gift from the friends of the bride to the groom' is a rawhide, and one of the first duties of the newly wen Russian peasant, if he wishes to retain his self-respect Is to beat his wife. The story is told of a German resident of Russia who married a' native wife. All went Joyously for three weeks. One day the husband found his wife in tears. "You do not love me," was the best In formation he could get. In vain he pro tested and caressed her. Day after day saw the same weeping, protesting condition. At last the wife In a burst of despair made the full charge: "You do not love me, else you would beat me as other men beat their wives." The woman's doubts were set at rest and by judicious clubbings the German was enabled to live happily and unre criminatingly ever afterward. IN THE YEAR l.OOO.OOO. The Last Man Will Ite Smaller Than a Fly. The surface of the earth is slowly but surely diminishing, says the scien tists. All the landed portion will be submerged and the last man will be drowned. The ice Is gradually accumu lating at the North Pole and slowly melting away at tho South. Eventu ally the earth's centre of gravity will be crushed by the rush of movables that will quickly glide over Its surface. There Is a retarding medium In space causing a gradual loss In velocity In all of the planets. The earth, when her revolutions finally cease, will be drawn nearer and nearer to the sun until the last man will be literally roasted off the face of the earth. Beginning with the year 2000 A. D. humanity will com mence to retrograde and by the end of the year 1,000.000 man will be no larger and have no more intelligence than a plant louse. In that event there will be no "last man," remarks the St. Louis Republic. The sun's fires will gradu ally burn out and the temperature cool; in consequence the earth's glacial zones will enlarge, driving shivering human ity toward the equator. At least the habitable space will lessen to nothing and overcrowded humanity will be frozen in a heap. Inter stiug Facts. Here are some facts that will prove interesting to our readers: An ingenius Scotchman has devised a thread-spinning apparatus that Is op erated by two trained mice. In driving the little mill with their paws the ani mals daily perform work equivalent to traveling ten and one-half miles. When a prince of the Austrian royal family dies his horse follows the fu neral covered with a black cloth, and lame In one hoof. The lameness Is pro duced by driving a nail through the horseshoe. This is the sign of the deepest possible mourning. In London alone there are upward of 174 pianoforte factories. Over 1,300 shops and factories In the metropolis are devoted to the supplying of mus-. leal goods of all sorts. Throughout the provinces there are 3,000 musical es tablishments of various kinds. The Arizona Indians have a peculicr and effective way of branding animals. The brand ls made of steel, with a knife edge. It Is fixed on the head of an arrow, and shot with a bow at the animal, to be branded with such force that it cuts the mark in the hide. The keys that are used the most for musical composition are C major. Ct major, containing one sharp, and F major, containing one flat, the reasons being that these keys are easier to play on keyed Instruments, such as piano or organ, and because keys with few sharps or flats are better adapted for instruments in an orchestra. Rogers' Sharp Tongue. Rogers and Luttrell were sauntering through the Louvre together, when some ladies accosted the former gentle man. A few words were exchanged, followed by formal bows, and they parted. Luttrell rejoined his friend, saying: "It is a curious thing one of hose ladies came up to me and said: 'Is your name Luttrell?" " "And was it?" said Rogers. This peculiar re joinder conveyed a sneer that, perhaps, no other than the mordant tongue of Rogers could have uttered. The only wonder Is that It was forgiven. We' learn from the "Greville Memoirs" that "Rogers and Luttrell were always bracketed together Intimate friends seldom apart, and always hating, abus ing, and ridiculing each other." The covert sneer conveyed in the words "Was it your name?" is explained by the fact that the society wit, who de lighted two generations by his brilliant, talk, was a natural son of Lord Car-, hampton. In early life the earl was' known as the Col. Luttrell, flagellated In "Junius Letters," and of whom Horace Walpole remarked that "the court had crammed him into the house of commons instead of Wilkes." Tem ple Bar. George Yanderbllt's Hen. There doubtless are people in the world who would envy the hens on George Vanderbllt's estate at Bar Har bor this winter. These aristocratic biddies live In a "palatial residence heated with hot water. Their floor is washed once a week. They have the choicest grains for food, and lettuce Is grown in a hothouse for their espe cial delectation. They have responded with a liberal supply of eggs all win ter, and the Incubators are turning out the broilers that will be found very sat isfying to the Vanderbllt appetite this spring. Lewiston (lie.) Journal. French and German Art. A reapprochement of French German art is taking place. and Sara Bernhardt Is about to trespass upon all former tradition by introducing a Ger man play to the French stage. Wag- j ner is in tne ascendant in iaris, while French painters are sending pictures to German solons of art, and French singers and actors who bitterly swore they would never appear at Berlin, Dresden, Hanover, and Lelpzic, are engaged, at excellent salaries, for all these places. THE WOBK OF BANDS. ACHIEVEMENTS OF INGENIOUS MECHANICS. The Great Pyramid ef Egypt ! leal MarTeU ef the Famoma Strasborg Clock Maar Other Cmrioae Mechan ical CoatrliraacfM. Mechanical science, strictly speaking, is that which treats of the nature of forces and of their action on bodies either directly or by the agency of ma chinery. This article will outline the history and trace the" developments of mechanics. The purpose rather is to indicate some of the more remarkable triumphs of science, and to specify some of Its peculiar developments. Practical experience, says the Chi cago Record, soon becomes knowledge; and knowledge well founded soon be comes science. One has no reason to doubt, therefore, that at a very early age of the world's history some of the principles of mechanical science were well understood. One of the earliest applications of human genius would naturally be in the direction of building. Men required homes and they built for themselves houses. They required protection, and they congregated In great multitudes, and built for themselves walled cities. They had to hunt for a living, and they had to fight and protect themselves against the enemy; and they made for themselves swords and spears and other weapons of destruction. They needed clothing, and the productions of the loom gradually took the place of the skins of the wild animals. And so It was that experience led to knowledge, and knowledge to science. The pyramids of Egypt, for long and to this day Included among the world's wonders, are to be regarded as marvel ous triumphs of mechanical skill. Of these there are many scattered over the Nile valley, some of brick, some of stone, and of varied height. The two largest are in the neighborhood of Cairo. They are and have been for thousands of years the most colossal monuments in the world. The largest, that of Cheops, in its original state is said to have been 800 feet high and the length of its base on each side the same. It is built of huge stone ranging from two to three feet In height. It Is now rugged and has the character as well as the appear ance of a four-sided great stairway. The hollows between the steps are be lieved to have been filled in with white marble, which would shine like snow under the bricht Etrvutlan sun. The pyramid now Is much reduced in height, not being more than 500 feet. It Is gen erally admitted that the pyramids were built of tombs, and on certain astro nomical principles. There ls an Inner chamber where the sarcophagus was placed. When a monarch began to reign he commenced to build his tomb. When he died his body was placed in the sacred chamber prepared for it, and the opening which led to it was closed. The pyramid was then completed. If the monarch's reign was long, the pyra mid was high. If short, the pyramid was small. How these structures were reared how the huge masses were brought together and put In their places is a question which has never been satisfactorily answered. Of mechanical forces some of the early people seem to have had much more, knowledge than there Is any direct record of. The Strasburg clock has often been described. The original clock was really a wonderful contrivance. It was con structed In 1570. On Its plate was a celestial globe with the motions of the sun, moon and planets. The phases of the moon were presented, and there was a perpetual almanac, the day of the month being indicated by a statue. Every quarter was struck: the first by a child with an apple: the second by a youth with an arrow; the third by a man with the tip of his staff, and the last by an old man with his crutch. The hour was struck by an angel who opened the door and saluted the Virgin Mary. Another angel stood by with an hour glass, which he turned when the hour was struck. On the arrival of each suc cessive hour a golden cock flapped his wings, stretched his neck and crowed twice. The" present Strasburg clock, which is a reconstruction of the old, gives one a very imperfect idea of the original, especially in its outward per formances. A clock scarcely less curious was con structed toward the close of the last century by a mechanic of Geneva. It had figures of a negro, a dog and a shepherd. When the clock struck the shepherd played six airs on his flute, and the dog approached and fawned upon him. When being exhibited to the king of Spain by Dros, its maker, the king, at his request, took an apple from the shepherd's basket. The dog barked and set the king's dog barking also. One of the most prominent jewelers and mechanicians of London about the third quarter of the last century was a man of the name of Cox. He had a wonderful collection of clocks and clock work. One of the wonders of his col lection was a cage of singing birds, all of jeweler's work. The plumage of the birds was of stones variously colored. The birds fluttered, warbled and moved their bills to every note, as they sung solos, duets and other musical pieces, to the astonishment of the auditors. Arnold of the Strand presented George III. In 1764 a watch of his own manu facture set In a ring. Later, In 1770, he presented the king with a small repeat ing watch, also set In a rlng.the cylin der of which was made of an oriental ruby. The czar of Russia, when he heard of these mites of watches, offered Arnold 1,000 guineas If he would make one for him, but the artist would not consent. There Is a cherry stone at the Salem (Mass.) museum which contains a dozen silver spoons. The stone itself ls of the ordinary size, but the spoons are so small that their shape and finish can only be well distinguished by the micro scope. Dr. Oliver gives an account of a cherry stone on which were carved 124 heads so distinctly that the naked eye could distinguish those belonging to popes and kings by their miters and crowns. It was bought in Prussia for J15.000. and thence conveyed to England, and It became the object of a suit In chancery. One of the Nuremberg toy makers inclosed in a cherry stone.which was exhibited at the French crystal palace, a plan of Sebastopol, a railway station and the "Messiah" of Klopstock. A Division of Reoponslbllity. On the outskirts of one of our South ern cities there used to be an old col ored blacksmith who did a thriving business ,but who in an evil hour took to himself a young .man as partner. The money matters of the concern soon became so involved that the old man begged for a release, but the young man assured him that the law in the case of partnership was so peculiar that it couldn't be broken. Six months later, when the young partner was away, the old man consulted'a friend, found out the truth, and. nailed up the following placard:- "The partnership heretofore resisting between MIcab Davis and my self is now resolved. Wha owes the firm will call on me. Wha the firm owes will call on Micah Davis." TVFEWWITER RIBBONS. Their Maaafaetmre la aa laaaatiy X Meaa IToaortloaa, The asanufacture of ribbons for type-j writing machines Is an industry which gives employment to a large number of i people. On nearly all first-class type-, writers these Inked ribbons are used.1 says the New York Bun. There are at, ItHKt forty different styles of American typewriters, and more than 400.000 ma chines are in actual use, as the average life of a ribbon is from four to six weeks, the number of concerns which seek to supply the market with this article i surprising. They make ribbons of every conceivable color and variety, from six to ten yards in length, and capable of writing with copying or non copying ink. Some ribbons are made which print in one color and show an entirely differ ent color when the manuscript is copied by means of the letter press. For in stance, a ribbon which writes black may copy bine or green, making the record much more legible on certain qualities of paper. The manager of a concern in New York, which turns out several hun dred ribbons dally, said that, at a low esUmate. fifty plants engaged In the manufacture of these ribbons have been established In the United States this year. Each manufacturer has a secret process for making his particular style of ribbon, and the secret Is guarded with the greatest possible care. One maker In this city has each box and jar containing powder of pigment for mak ing the ink distinctly numbered, and even the employe who mixes it ls obliged to follow his printed instructions me chanically, and remains entirely Igno rant of the composition he Is using, une may witness the whole process and go away as Ignorant as before. The best ribbons have salvaged edges, which pre vent their raveling and curling when in use. They are nearly uniform in tnicx- ness. though one ribbon is made of very thin texture, to be used when an extra large number of carbon copies are de sired, and the Imprint of the type must be as clear as possible and free from blurs. The greatest care must be taken In selecting the cloth from which the ribbons are made. If the texture is woven too closely it will not hold suffi cient ink, and smirch the paper. More over, such a ribbon will fill the type of the machine and greatly annoy the oper ator. A prime difficulty encountered by manufacturers is how to prevent evap oration of ink from the ribbon when it is In use and exposed to the air. This has1 been largely overcome in the last two or three years. ABOUT TOOTHPICKS. Orange Wood Ones Brought from Europe and Are the Best. "I wonder how many of the men who come In here and use these orange wood toothpicks," said a man in an uptown hotel, "know where they come from and how they are made. They are made by the cleverest whlttlers In the world, and every one of them ls of hand manufact ure. The peasants in Spain and Portu gal make them, and they first found their way into this country through the medium of steamship officers. It Is a fact that hotels In all parts of this coun try are using these orange-wood slivers now In preference to either quills or the old-fashioned toothpicks, and the de mand for them here has been a perfect godsend to the peasants who make them on the other side. A year or so ago I was In Spain and saw the peasants mak ing them. They could turn one out with three slashes of the knife, and it was their custom to do them up In packages of twenty and sell them to tourists and steamship officers for the equivalent of 1 cent of our money. At that time the peasants made them in their leisure mo ments, but now, I am told, many peas ants make their living manufacturing toothpicks. You see, the demand for them has Increased to such an extent that the peasants can sell all they can make. The steamship officers sell them here at a profit of about a cent on each package, which amounts to considerable when a large number is sold. A peculiar phase of the matter Is that not a cent of duty Is asked for or paid on them. They were formerly received In such small quantities that no attention was paid to them, and the steamship officers are still able to get them In free, because tooth picks are the last things customs officers are looking for. And as toothpicks they are rsally excellent. They are strong and flexible, and instead of breaking. tear, so that there Is no danger of the end suddenly breaking off and remain ing In the tooth, a characteristic of the old brittle toothpicks. It Is a wonder to me that someone doesn't make a. busi ness of Importing them. I believe that steamship officers have a monopoly of the business up to date, and I am sure that there would be money In It for somebody If he snatched the business out of their hands." The Boy King of Spain. There are many points In the court etiquette of Spain that make it hard to be a boy king and harder still to be the boy king's loving mother. As he was born a king little Alfonso had to have a household of his own, with his own suite of rooms. He can not even dine at the same table with his mother, nor can she perform for him those tender little offices that mothers delight in and children find so comforting. The little king has also to go through with tedious state receptions, which weary him sad ly and sometimes try his childish pa tience beyond endurance. Once at a grand church function the baby sat upon his nurse's knee all dressed in white, as patient as a baby could be. A bishop had been holding forth for a good hour, and everybody was doubt less waiting for him to close. At last the little royal listener could bear it no longer, for he Is a high-strung little man, and with a glance of Indignant despair in the direction of the talker he clutched at his own pretty white hat and cast it upon the floor. "When his nobles were paying their compliments to him on his second birthday their king entertained himself by jumping up and down the steps of his throne. lirseriptire of Faarr. France Is the land of "politeness." Within forty-eight houre after Presi dent Faure's election the Paris news papers had described him as follows: Reactionary: choice of the monarchists, of the lukewarm, of the clericals; pris oner of the reaction; coadjutor of Leo XIII; creature of the Vatican; quarter master for Prince Victor or for young Orleans; suspect: choice of the canteen; a wretched fellow, who is Dupuy's under study; that wretched Felix; manikin; absurd manikin; astounding Jack-In-the box; puppet, . A Spanish Santlow. Juan Diaz Faes died recently In the province of Asturias, Spain. He was a man of Herculean build and strength, a giant, who, with his bare fists was able to fight and subdue bears in the moun tains. "With one blow he once almost killed a famous English boxer, and his hunting adventures formed the basis of novels and melodramas. Queen Chris tine, the duke of Montpensier. young Carnot, and other great people were the friends and admirers of Faes. He -was one of the simplest and. mostKood-na- L tured' fellows in personal intercourse' Cdnmlms-SUti-Baiikl (to) - .V ftnttttf a Ite It-Kill Itta Imb Bnl Edalt- Hew Teak aai afl ttLII t ffllWHT? : tlOHTI. BUYS GOOD NOTES sad Colgs Ms Calii win 1km - ! OFFICERS AND DIRECTOB3: Leander Gerrard, Pres't, B. H. Henry, Vice Prest, M. Bruqger, Cashier. John Stauefer. 6. W. Hulst. COLUMBUS, NEB., HAS AN Autktrizt. Capital if - $500,00(1 Paii in Capital, - 90,000 OFFICERS. C SHELDON. Pres't. H. P. H. OE QLRIOH. Vice Pres. OLASKT GRAY. 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