The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, March 20, 1895, Image 1
V y.f S .-. & &hmhw awcml m r... -. " !3&iS I H:. 4 4 VOLUME XXV.-NUMBER 49. W0M S EOPLE who knew anything, said when Harlow Graham married that "made a p little piece," Laura Catesf ord, that their friends would have to take care of them for the rest of their lives. Ac cording to public opinion, Laura was a gidd', idle, fun-loving girl, who knew nothing of taking care of a house, or a husband either; and Har low well, he hadn't wit enough to earn his salt, much less porridge for two. Prettv housekeeping there J would be with such a pair at tne neaaj Resides Laura was a spendthrift, just as her father had been before her. Look how she had squandered the little he had left, in fine gowns to get" ." . . ,. ! married in, instead of investing it in something useful, or putting it out at interest. And then the dear pub- lie washed its hands of the young couple altogether, and took up some thing else for charitable comment. , Laura and Harlow Graham fur nished up a little cottage and went to housekeeping. Their wedding presents made a very pretty show in the little parlor and the bric-a-brac tilled the bay window. It wasn 't style, of course, but these were just a pair of real human people who had started out to picnic through life and were not bothered about style and conventionalities. Laura's dear friends were right. She was no housekeeper, arid poor Harlow sat down to many an ill cooked meal, while she was learning the chemical process by which the raw material was to be converted into delicious and nourishing food. He could not blame her mother, for she had died when Laura was a baby, but he had no inclination to blame anvone. They had agreed to picnic through life, and a picnic it was. Be sides he made errors in the counting room where he was employed that nearly cost him his situation, and they were both learning Laura set before him one day a plate of biscuits. Made them all out of my own head, and had enough wood left to make another batch," she said merrily. 'Stone, you mean, sweetheart. They are just like the biscuits mother used to make," answered Harlow. Laura threw one at him, and he re marked, facetiously, that it was the same me that Mrs. Noah saved from the ark. There were more failures, and Laura sometimes shed a few tears of vexation in secret, and then there were more attempts, and at last suc cess came to sta3 The cooking was conquered, and Laura had won a I graduate's laurels. She invited her friends to dinners and teas, which were highly praised, and old house keepers asked for her recipes. Now, strange as it may be, there is nothing so insipid as the dead level calm of happiness. Pain is healthful compared to the monotony of con stant calm and sunshine, and Laura was beginning to yawn a little and feel bored now that everything was adjusted, and she was mistress of the situation. But nothing disturbed the two married lovor-, until one day Harlow went home and told Laura he felt queer. "Not going to be ill, 1 hope," she asked anxiously. "No, but my head is dizzy." "Been riding in the elevator?" "Not more than usual. But I notice that when I am at the books the fig ures swim before my eyes. " "A determination of arithmetic to the brain.' It's queer and disagree- 1 "Perhaps. able, though." This was all the preparation she had when a week later Harlow came in, groping his way. "Laura! My God. I'm blind!" He nearly fell into her extended arms. She led him to a chair, and 3 Wfcx vv j I my god, i'm blind!' takiusr another, sat down before him. Her face was white and her lips quiv ered. "What is it, dear? Have you seen the doctor?" "Yes, and he says my girL have you courage to hear it?" .. "Yes. yes. Go on. " "That I will never see again. It is a clot he called it some long Latin name but oh, Laura, what is to be come of us? We have nothing laid up yet, and I have done the last I ever can do, and what will you do with a blind man on your hands?" "We will play blind man's buff, as we used to do when we were chil dren," she said, smothering a sob. "Don't be frivolous, Laura." "Harlow, you are in my hands now, and I think I can manage, if you will let me do it in my own way. First, I shall take your place in the store." "You can not do the work." "I can. And you can keep house. I shall expect warm meals at regular hours." "A blind man's housekeeping?" "Oh. yon shall have an assistant-" "A servant? We cannot afford one." "No, a dog." "Laura!" "Yes, dear it will be ever so larlcy. Haven't we always envied the blind men who stood on corners with a dog to guide them?" "And ka&d organs to jrrind. and a Harlow was posi- "I will carry the tin cup, dear, and fill it, too." "Brave little girl. I thought my life was ended. Laura, can you bear it?" "It will be a perfect picnic," she said, with tears running down her cheeks but she managed to keep them out of her voice. It was a perfect picnic in more ways than one. It always rains at picnics, and there was a rain of tears for this, but also an intermittent sunshine that soon dried them. It was decided at the store, when Harlow's blindness was announced, that he was to have a vacation until such time as the firm saw fit to sup ply his place, and for the present his salary was to be continued. That is what his misfortune did for a soulless corporation drew them out to a deed of beautiful charity. Then friends came in to offer assistance, which so far was not needed. They came tear ful and full of conventional sym pathy, and went away wondering and rather piqued. "Two children who do not appre ciate the gravity of the situation," said one sympathizer, with a sniff. "Why, she talked about it as if sud den blindness was a real blessing," said another. But no one saw how exquisitely pa thetic the situation really was. The two "children," as they called them, clinging together to the wreck of their happiness, both willfully blind together to the awful realities of the situation, but keeping up their cour age by a fiction in which they wenj the principal actors. They were getting used to the situ ation in this romantic way, and Laura had their lives planned out- She was to be the working member of the firm, and come home at night full of news for him, and they could still take long walks together on Sundays after church, and he was to have a guitar, and learn to play; she had always laughed him out of it, but now it would be his one resource. "But what is there for me to do while you work, Laura?" "Learn to wait, dear, like Milton in his blindness. 'They also serve who only stand and wait.' " "Brave little woman." he said, "when will it end?" ' Oh, soon enough, dear, picnics never last long. We'll get so used to it we wouldn't have it different if we could." Then she went upstairs and cried herself to sleep. ""' The next morning she was awalv ened by a joyous shout "Laura! The sun is shining! I can see. Thank God. I can see." "It was true. The clot had gone," the rainless pain was ended. Liiuc a ; man who had been once tried for his Ijfe and acquitted it could never be Llone over again. ' "There won't be any more ofrthat picnic," said Laura, almosregret fully, although it had been such an awful strain to live up to for twenty four hjours. ,- "No, thank heaven." said Harlow, , "I -won't have to keep house." ' 1 And we won'fc-heed the dog." I -""'Well, we haen't got him yet, so , he's no great lost" 1 "Nor the tin cp." i "Yes, you caj carry that, and we'll sec how soon it will be full." ' "That's a picnic," answered Laura. ' "it shall be our bank." The StrnjjBto With English. A writer in the London Truth says: "In Italy no question can arise as to the spelling of a word, and children learn to read and write in a few months, while with us many are often unable to spell after devoting to the subject long years of labor and tears, which might have sufficed for the acquisition of really useful informa tion, tor this reason, when I meet a J grown-up Knglishman who cannot ' spell correctly I am always prejudiced n his favor. It may be, or course, that he is a fool, or a mere dunce, but the chances are that in his reading he has given his attention to some thing better than the conventional mode of selecting and arranging tho letters " Satin: and Drinkin? to the Head. 4. strange custom in the Yalois. Switzerland, is to make a cheese when a"child is born. which i- left untouched during his lifetime, and is often cut into the fir-t time at his funeral feast. A rich man stores up wine a- well as cheese for his own funeral, and when the "event takes place a goblet of this "dad wine." as it isjcalled. is placed on the coffin, the m&urners approach, take the goblet it their hands, touch the coffin with in. and drink the con tents to a future meeting with th eir departed friend. Kock Cantly M l'ure. Rock candy, which is only sugar in large, hard crystals, i- now produced wholesale in tin buckets inclosed in j wooden firkins. Strings are stretched across the uuctcets ana upon tnese the crystals form. It happens often 1 that the rock candy of to-day is not 1 the white, semi-transparent pro- ! duct of i cloudy. twenty-iive years ago, but a reddish-brown crystal, as if made from cheap sugar. It is not easily adulterated, and crystalization is an essentially honest proce-s. With Threw Year DilTeriMirr. In a Western court a negro wai ' convicted of stealing a mule. Before the sentence was pronounced, the judge gave him an opportunity to speak for himself, and he said: "I wouldn't er tuck de mule nohow ef I hadn't read in de testermint whar , Jesus tuck a mule." The judge re marked: "Yes. but he didn't ride him to Kingston and try to sell him," and thereupon he gave the negro three years in the penitentiary. Argonaut. Building Cp Their Navy. Twenty-seven war vessels were added to the British navy last year, exclusive of five torpedo boats, at a cost of about $12,000,000. The record for 1895 will go even beyond this. England is enlarging her navy with even more zeal than ever before. Athletics and dvcrtUinc:- W. Agg The use of female athletics is like judicious advertising, isn't it? D. Ullman I don't see it. W. Affg Don't see it! Look at the superb figures that result! Printer's tin cup to carry, tively laughing. ink. BIG THINGS IN CALIFORNIA. Gigantic Frulu, Flowers mad Vegetable Grown on the Pacific Coast. "We have some big things in Cali fornia," said L. Germain of Los An geles to the Chicago Times man. "Of course vou have heard of the big grapevine at Santa Barbara, which covers three acres. Then there is the monster rosebush at Santa Rosa. It grew to an enormous height and completely covered the house where it grew. During my lifetime here in California I have handled squashes running all the way from 150 to 300 pounds each. Watermelons I have seen weighing all the way from thirty five to 100 pounds. Beets are fre quently known on this coast weighing all the way from forty to sevonty-five pounds. I remember one beet raised at San Rafael which weighed about eighty pounds. Last fall I saw three onions the aggregate weight of which was nearly five pounds. In the Po mona valley I have known of onions weighing from one and three-quarters to two and one-half pounds. Tomato vines frequently grow ten or twelve feet across, and 1 have often seen rad ishes that looked like big turnips. I have seen specimens of the Hum boldt county potato which weighed from two to three pounds. It is not unusual at all to see cabbage-, weigh ing from thirty-five to seventy-five pounds. Some years ago a Mr. Fox. who lived down in the Santa Cruz mountains raised a carrot of the white Belgian variety which weighed about twenty-eight pounds. It was the largest carrot on record. The largest pears that come to the San Francisco market are what they call pound pears.' At Kesloy's orchard, near Santa Bar bara, is a remarkable plum tree.known as the Japan plum, which was planted in 1S7I5. 'Hie fruit is heart shaped and of a rich yellow color. The plums are frequently from eight to ten inches in circumference. In Los Angeles H. L. Baker displays a rosebush which has reached the height of sixteen feet. Grafted upon its branches are twelve varieties of roes. Tho parent stalk is 12 years of age. The stalk a few inches above the ground is five inches in circumference. S. H. Shaw of On tario recentlv discovered an annle blossom on one of tho trees in his orchard which resembles a large-sized rosj. measures nine and one-half inches in circumference, and is what may be called a second-crop blossom. An ordinary apple blossom contains five petals, while this one had thirty or forty. The big grapevine at Montecito, near Santa Barbara, is famous. The vine was planted about forty years ago. The grapes are of the Mission variety. The parent stalk is forty six inches in circumference one foot from the ground. Where it com mences to branch, three feet from the ground, its circumference is sixty three inched. The vine yielded four and a half tons of grapes in a single sca-on. The vine covers an area of 100x1)0 feet. At the rooms of the state board of trade in San Francisco some remarka ble products of California soil are on exhibition. Last year, when the sea son was well advanced, numnkins ! weighing 2ti7 pounds were on exhibi tion there. There were also cabbages I weighing ninety-five pounds, onions that tipped the scale at five pounds, and a huge sweet potato, raised near banta Ana, that weighed twenty-five pounds. Apples weighing twenty ounces are frequently on exhibition, and a five-gallon glass jar containing eight pears, the weight of which is thirty-three and a third pounds. These eight pears completely fill the jar. Flori-ts say they have seen lilies in California fourteen feet high, while geraniums that look like trees are common. A SILLY EXPRESSION. Often Misapplied lu Daily Conversa. tlou. "That's funny.' Everybody, every hour.every minute.somebody says that to you. There are places where it would be proper, but it is never used in proper places or rarely so. That is true of most colloquialisms or Americanisms. But "that's funny" seems to be more in use than any other meaningless expression. A thou sand and one illustrations of this mis fit could be cited and a thousand and one more would follow. The talk quoted below was overheard in a pub lic place. It is no worse than many one might hear if one cared to listen: Hello, old man! How are you making it?" "Not very well. My business has gone to the devil and I am becoming involved. That's funnv. How did it hap pen?" Well, I was sick for six months, and you know how a fellow's business will run down when he isn't on deck." That's funny; I should say I did know. Wasn't I sick for a year and had to shut up my office and go away? It's funny how those things overtake a man." Then my little girl died in the summer, and the loss of her almost distracted my wife." That's funny. I never heard of your atlliction.' Well, I don't advertise my afflic tions any more than I can help. I suppose you heard of my brother's misfortune. His wife and little one were killed in a railway accident while he was waiting at the railway station for their return." "It's funny that I never heard of that. No. When did that happen?" Six weeks ago. I am now on my way to tne house of . You know him. I just got a message asking me to act as one of the pallbearers. He died suddenly day before yesterday." It's funny I never heard of that." And so on. and so on the though t "es gabbler gabbled. A Oaettion of Ink. Massachusetts is struggling with a j novel question relating- to the durabil ity of the ink recently furnished the 1 various state departments. The best ' ink was contracted for, but the arti cle furnished is found to ferment in , the inkstand and to evaporate rapidly, j leaving a sediment. One report is , that the ink has been tampered with by a disappointed firm of contractors. The state chemist has been called on to make an analysis, and the manu facturers also have employed an an- i alyst, so a battle of the experts is tbe j next thing in order. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY. MARCH A VICTIM OF SOCIETY. HOW MADAM FASHION SPENDS HER LUXURIOUS LIFE. One Day Oat of Many Rose at Eleven and Went to Bed at Four Attended Din ner, Opera and Ball and Found Time for Business as Well. It was 11 o'clock in the morning. The leader of tho smart set was curled up under the pink eiderdown. The sunlight shot golden beams through the snowy cobweb lace at the windows, the fire crackled on the hearth, a pair of very small slipper stood on the white bear skin with their pointed toes elevated on tho brass fender rail. A little gilt and crystal c'ock chimed 11. The door opened and Ninette entered, drew back the cur tains and set down a tray on which were a dish of cut oranges, a slim necked pitcher of milk and two French rolls snugly tucked away in a fringea serviette. "Dejeuner est servi." says Ninette, and madame opens her big eyes, sighs as Ninette helps her put on the little silk sacque and begins her breakfast. WThile she is engaged in this process her maid brings the letters. There is a great pile of them, tiny white notes, square white letters, envelopes with tradesmen's names in the corners. The leader of the smart set puts them wearily aside after a glance. Tho maid has been busy during this time and when the light breakfast is fin ished madame finds her big bath tub ' filled with warm water and perfumed with almond meal and orris. The , bath room is all in white and palms screen tho windows. It is a suitable J bower for a nymph. The masseuse follows the donning of dressing gown and slipper. She is a little French woman, who retails all the chatter of smart boudoir. all over ' town as she works. She encourages i madame by telling her that by actual measurement her waist is three inches smaller than Mme. Vanderbilt's, and , also impart- the latest information, that the great beauty, Miss B, is tak- t mg massage treatment to remove her double chin, and other interesting , tidbits. It is madame's lazy day when she stays in bed until 11; on other days she is out riding at 'J. At 12:30 the manicure arrives, and while she i clipping and polishing madame's pink nails madame's amanuensis arrive-. She is a businesslike young woman, who sits down at the white desk, draws out the monogramo I paper and opens the letters quickly and quietly. Invitations are answered after tho en gagement list has been consulted; long friendly letters are written: nice little notes to be sent with llowers for de butantes or sick friends are inscribed. she need- to expand on each patron Then come the cheque book and the c . In the spring she is busy send signature of madame, the payroll of fug otT mothers with their children to the servants, which has to be looked the various resorts. The mothers ox over, and the begging letters, which plain to her that they can expend form a strangely assorted pile of ' jut so much on the summer's outing, themselves. j and her care is to make the monev do Luncheon is served at 1 o'clock, j it best duty. From July to Septem Madame has guests, and appears in a j bcr no takes he holiday by playing gown of velvet and silk trimmed with ' courier to somebody who wishes to fur. The table is a mass of lilies of j take a jaunt through Europe. It is the valley and roses. When her j nelifs- to say she is the most de guests are gone she hurriedly dons a ' Hghtful traveling companion in tho costume of cloth and sable, orders the carriage and drives off to make calls. She attends three teas and leaves or ders at a stationer's, a jeweler's and a caterer's before she returns. When sne arrives Ninette meets her with a cup of tea and implores her to lie down for a minute, so as to be fresh for the evening, but madame is anx ious to be ready for her evening cam paign. She receives a musician, who is to play at her reception day after I to-morrow, and the head of her favor- j ite charity, who suggests brass bed- ! steads as a suitable gift for the starv- I ing slum children. The coiffeuso ! comes and arranges madame's locks in ripples, with a white parting down the center. Then Ninette adjusts the shimmering robe of white satin, and the stars of diamonds are placed on the corsage, the strings of pearls around her fair throat, the aigrette of white with its diamond butterfly clasp, and the long gloves arc drawn up over the white arms. Madame is ravissente, and a great cloak of ermine is put on: she trips down stairs, and, hurrying to the carriage is whirled off. The dinner is a long one for a distinguished guest, and madame vawns behind her fan I when that worthy gives his views on America. ?ne arrives late ac ine opera. Madame listens through one act. and then an influx of young men and old men gives her an opportunity to chat during the succeeding acts. After the opera little Rosa Van Hem raen. whom she is to take to the ball under her wing, appears, and there is an immediate scramblo among the young men for a place on her dancing card that evening. The ball is ma crowded one and madame has to lead the cotillon with a young man who has a national reputation for just such performances. the does not like him, but smiles very sweetly when he declares she dances better than when she was a girl. She will have her revenge at some future time. She keeps a very vigilant eye on her debutante, who has a penchant for frolicking in the little conserva tory, and sends all the eligible young men to dance with her. She arrives home weary and worn, and finds Ninette has been consoling herself for her absence by refusing the chef's offer of marriage, and the chef is going to leave. Madame is too weary to even scold, says tho New York Advertiser. Her hair is brushed and plaited, she takes her perfumed bath, a bowl of bread and milk and goes to bed: but before her eyes dance the events of the morrow, hospital visit ing which must be done for the salvation of her soul dressmakers, calls, book and paper to prepare for the French history class, a morning con cert and a grand weekly tour of florists, caterers and tradesmen. Then she closes her eye?, opens them again to think about the bill for refurnish ing the salon a la Pompadour, which is three times as big as it ought to be, and then sighs and tries not to wrinkle her brow and falls asleep. Find in- Ont Who Were Poor Pay. A German paper says that one of its contemporaries recently published the following advertisement: "A UUU lUU Ul (.UU11UUU3 VtGU.1111? UW is prepared to pay off all the debts of her intended husband, desires to form the acquaintance of a respectablo ycung gentleman, with a view to mat rimony. Each rply to bo accompa nied by a photo of the sender, and ad dressed to J. P., at the office of this paper." The delicate hand which drew up the above lines and thereby secured a very largo number of offers belonged to no less a person than Hen Itzig Schlaucheles, who had lately opened a clothing establishment in town. By means of the photos sent in he was enabled to ascertain which of his would be customers wero in the habit of leaving their debts unpaid. New York Tribune. COURIER FOR HER OWN SEX. How tho Daughter of a Reilnced Mil lionaire Get ivir .mil ri-tiri. Here is a novel profession one of tho daughters of a reduced millionaire has thought out all for herself, says Pemorest's Magazine, anl she makes money and pleasure enough from it to insure a pleasant life for herself. In the days of her father's glory she traveled far and wide, and now. being turned of .u, and with no calling to depend upon, she decided to become a courier for lonely or helpless women travelers. This is what she will do: If you have a notion for a change of air and scene, and are an ignorant, timid, helpless Dody, she will drop around with maps, guidebooks and a railroad schedule and talk routes and resorts. Everything is just at her lingers' enas, from Alaska to the Argentine republic. Sho knows time tables like a train dispatcher, prices like a ticket agent and a lot more than they know. Scenery, cli mate, human comforts and discom forts the etleacy of all springs and airs. the rates antj capacities of hotels, everything is stored for use in that busy brain. Vou think you would like to go to California: in an hour she has figured out every line by which you could possibly reacn the Pa "ilic coast, with all the advantages in scenery, comforts, time and cost by everv route. Tnen 'he gives advice Jlb to proper dress, tho best .roin', where to n when cason for vou get there, what to see, how to see it. and then, having from all this perfectly understandable data made vour choice. I she will procure for you a perfectly j finished traveling maid. Or, if you 1 wish to go alone, she puta into your I hand, the day of departure, a little 1 roll of typewritten manuscript and an j envelope. The envelope contains ! tickets, with minute directions as to 1 their use. and the manuscript the i itineracy of the journey When in ' doubt on any point reference to this I sets one firmly in the right path: , ever possible difficulty and con j titigency she has calculated for and fully explained. Her remuneration is gauged by tno length of the journey and the amount of time and trouble world A Defective C!ue5. Mi-ter." said a bright D03- on the street to a passing gentleman, "will vou please change half a dollar for inc?" Sorry I can't, Johnny." replied the man. "but Inaven't that much change about mo." How did you know that my name was Johnny?" asked the boy, appar ently in great surprise. "Oh. I uuessed it," replied tho man. with an a;r which indicated that it wa an easy matter for him to guess the name of any person he might chance to meet. "Then you guessed wrong," added the boy. as he began to move away. "My name's Tommy." Distinction. Mr. Skidmore, severelv John. Mr. j jones tells mo vou thrashed his son shamefully to-day. Is that true? John No, sir. Then what did Jones mean by tell ing me that?" "He just made a mistake. I didn't thrash Jim Jones shamefully. I wal loped him beautifully." Texas bift ings. SUCCESTIVE FIGURES, has 107 instruc- Chicago university tori. The Y. M. C A. has 4GT,.")15 mem- 1. .. places where license fees going bers. Jerusalem has liquor is sold, the to Constantinople. The United States fih hatchery in Green Lake station. Ellsworth, Me., is valued at S- ."iOO.OOO. According to the Itoston Journal, 3,000 children of Boston are denied instruction because of a lack of ac commodations. As an indication of how the slave trade survives in Africa, it is stated that last summer a caravan of 10,000 camels and 4,000 slaves left Timbuctoo for Morocco. Seven hundred and thirty students were graduated last year from the university of Michigan, the largest number ever graduated from an American college in a single year. The Chicago Civic Federation de clares that there are 00 000 victims of the opium habit in the town. This vast congregation of opium-eaters and morphine consumers keeps alive 100 public smoking places. Out of twentv-three states in which pig iron was produced in 1S0.1 three, j father of railways, was born on Fri ta. Indiana and North Caro- fav. The Great Eastern left the Irish Minnesota lina, were not reported as making a single ton in 1S94. In the country as a whole there was a falling off of 4G7.1I4 tons. About" 190 years ago the town of Groton, Conn., separated itself from New London and became a town. Now, after almost 200 years of sepa ration, Groton wishes to again be taken back into the fold and become part of New London. Official investigation by counties shows that the farms of Ohio are worth upwards of 5." 0.000, 000 less than a year ago, and that the net mort gage indebtedness of the owners has i increased wihin a year by the net sum of about 53,000,000. 20, 1895. IT'S MCKY FRIDAY. THE DAY'S LONG RECORD OF GOOD FORTUNE. To Bee la With. Columbus Started for America on Friday and All Sorts of FaTorable Events Are Coaaeeted With the Sixth Bay of the Week. He was an Englishman, as history informs us, who, being iconoclasti cally inclined and an enemy ot super stition, risked both his fortune and his life, and lost both, in an experiment , to prove fallacious the moss-grown superstition concerning Friday. It is related of this Englishman that he laid the keel of his vessel on a Friday, launched her on a Friday, christened her 'Friday," took for her a skipper named Friday, set sail in her upon a Friday and never was heard of after that! And yet, in spite of superstition, Friday is not an unlucky day. In fact, it can be proved by the most important happenings in tne nistory 01 mis anu other countries that Friday is the most fortunate day in the week. For thirteen years I have been collating such important events as have hap pened upon Fridays. Thirteen years ago I put in print a short li3t, but it is now complete. I venture to say that stronger proof cannot bo sub mitted, writes Marvin R. Clark in tho Philadelphia Times, and ask you to cut it out and paste it in your scrap book, where you may find it when your heart weakens with an attack of superstition. On Friday, August 21, 1192, Chris topher Columbus first sailed upon his groat voyage of discovery from Palos, Spain. On the 11th day of Septem ber, which happened upon a Friday, while in mid-ocean, to tho consterna tion of his officers and men, the needle of the compass fluctuated and fell off in an unoxplainable manner, and it was then that all but Columbus lost faith in tho enterprise. It was on Friday, October 12. 1492, that Colum bus first discovered land. On Friday, January 1, 1493, ho sailed on his re turn to Spain, whore he landed in safety on a Friday. On Friday, No vember 22, 1492, ho arrived at His paniola, on his second voyage to America. It was on Friday, June 13, 1494, that ho discovered tho continent of America. On Friday, March .", 1 I9t", Henry VIII of England, gave John Cabot his commission which led to his dis covery of North America. This is the first American state paper in England. Friday, September 7, 1.305, Melendez founded St. Augustine, tho oldest town in the United States by forty years. Friday. November 10, 1(320, the Mayflower, with the Pilgrims, made the harbor of Provincetown, and on the same day signed the august compact, the forerunner of our pres ent constitution. On Friday, Decem ber 22, 1620, the Pilgrims made their final landing on Plymouth rock. George Washington was born on Friday, February 22. 1732. in West moreland county, Va., near the banks of the Potomac river. Bunker hill was seized and fortified on Friday, Juno lo, 1776. Friday. October 7, 1777, tho surrender of Saratoga was made, which had such power and in fluence in inducing France to declare herself in favor of our cause. Friday, September 22, 1780, Arnold's treason was laid bare, which saved us and our country from destruction. The sur render of Yorktown, the crowning glory of the American army, occurred on Friday, October 19, 1781. Friday, July 7, 1776. tho motion was made in congress by John Adams and seconded by Richard Henry Lee that the United colonies were, and of right ought to be, free and indepen dent. The first Masonic lodge in North America was organized on Friday, November 20, 1721. Bis marck, Gladstone and d'Israelli were born on Friday. Friday, April 8,1646, the first known newspaper advertise ment was published in the Imperial Intelligencer, in England. Thomas Sutton, who saved England from the Spanish armada, was born on Friday. lanisn armaua. aa rndav, Julv, 182o, General Lafay- . ..." i j .. d-, ,i ette was welcomed to Boston and feasted by the Free Masons and citi zens, and attended at the laying of tho corner-stone at Bunker's hill of tho monument erected to perpetuate the remembrance of the defenders of the rights and liberties of America. Fri day, December 2. 1791, the Albany N. Y. library was founded. Friday January 28, the Panama railroad was completed. Friday, Juno 30, 14fl, Louis XI humbled the French nobles. Charles "The Bold,' of Burgundy.the richest sovereign of all Europe, was born Friday, January 12. The Hud son river was discovered on Friday, March 25. 1609. On Friday, March IS, 1776, the j "stamp act" was repealed in England. ' Friday, November 28, IS 11, the first' newspaper ever printed by steam, the Times, was printed. Alexander von Humboldt, in climoing i nimooraa, reached an altitude of 19,200 feet on , marr;e(i ,n 1Sr,o. He is the father of TTTTTnTT1 ATTHT? T Friday, June 12, 1802. On Friday, . Uvelve children each born in a differ-' U - -Ci-1-0-0"- -January 13, 187o, General Wintield ent state Coffins : and : Metallic : Cases ! Scott was born in Dimviddie county, , Frank Faipmal of 1.hihulelphia, is &-RcpairinQ of all binds of Uphol irginia. Friday, May 1 1. L8b, Ga- ,. .,....,, nnll nn hU .-,.t-' ,i?l ATZtL J J briel Fahrenheit, usually regarded as j the inventor of the common mercu- i rial thermometer, was born. Friday, December 25, 1742, Sir Isaac Newton, the illustrious philoso- i pher. was born. Martin Luther was born on Friday. November 10, 1543, at Eisleben, in the county of Mans field, in Upper ifaxony. Friday, Sep tember o, 1752. the first American theater was opened at Williamsburg, Va. Friday, Juno 3, the first steam vessel that crossed the Atlantic, the Savannah, sailed from Savannah .to ' Liverpool. George Stephenson, the , coast to lay the Atlantic cable on Friday, and reached Heart's Content on Friday. Queen Victoria was mar ried on Friday. The battle of Waterloo was fought, the Bastile was destroyed, Moscow was burned and the battle of New Orleans was fought on Fridays. In the war with Mexico the battle of Palo Alto began on a Friday. The Port Royal forts were taken by the Union forces on a Fridav. The battle of Pea Ridge closed on a Friday. Slavery was abolished in the District of Columbia on a Friday. Fort Pulas ki was taken, Memphis was captured, Fredericksburg was bombarded, the battle of Gettysburg was ended and Lee was defeated at Five Forks all upon a rridsy At the commence ment of the Revolution tho oldest newspaper in tho United Statos was tho American Weekly Mercury, pub lished in Philadelphia, Pa., and its first issue was Friday. December 22, 1719. On Friday. January 1. 1S0S, tho importation of slaves into tho Tn!!"d States was prohibited by con- MARK AND THE REDSKIN. Twain Comes Across a Jocnlar Cntntoret Saras. Charley Davis tells a good story anent Mark Twain, in which tho hu morist was for once out-humored. Davis was then with tho Forepaugh show, which happened at that partic ular dato to bo playing at Hartford The enterprising agent thought it would be a good advertisement to get an interviow arranged between Twain and tho Indians then a feature of the circus. Ho called upon the humorist and laid the matter before him. Mark said he didn't care for Indians and I ,.0 v,. find fljcln't. sun what the In- dians had to do with him, anyway. "Why, the fact is." replied tho cir cus man. with a gravity worthy of a higher life, "they have heard of you and want naturally to see you." This didn't appear to bo strange to Mr. Clemens. Still, he wa, 'indis posed to grant the request until Davis swore that a big Sioux chief had de clared that he would never die happy if compelled to return to the reserva tion without having seen and spoken to tho man whoso famo was as wide as the world. "All right." said Twain. "Kun cm in at six and let us make it short." About that hour the humorist sat on his porch and saw to his astonishment an immense cavalcade of mountod warriors coming down tne street,. " the placo of a half dom chiefs ex pected, there wero not less than fifty savages tearing along like mad in ex hibition of thoir horsemanship. They turned in upon tho lawn and broko down tho shrubbery and wore off the grass and devastated tho whole placo. The spokesman of the party was a mighty hunter and had leen previous ly Informed that Twain was distin guished for the awful slaughter of wild beasts, so he laid himself out for a game of brag. Tho interpreter was intho deal and, instead of repeating what the chief really said, made a speech of his own, speaking of Twain's literary achievements. "For heaven's sake, choke him ofT," said Twain once or twice. Tho interpreter turned to the chief and said the whito hunter wanted to hear more. And on he went. Every time the humorist cried for quarter the chief was told to give another hunting story. Fmaliy, the Indian vocabulary becoming exhausted, the chief quit, whereupon Twain made a brief reply, which was quadrupled in length by tho interpreter turning it into a marvelous hunting yarn. Tho chief listened with stolid indifference, but when they got away he grunted contemptuously and said: "White hunter heap big liar." Sneer for neer. "We don't want any poetry," saitt the editor haughtily. "I know it," replied tho pretty girl just as haughtily. "This isn't poetry. It's some doggerel my 8-year-old brother compo-ed. After reading what you publish I shouldn't haire thought of offering you poetry." And the editor really felt relieved when sho made her exit and slammed the door. 5arralons. "Mudge is pretty much of a talker is he not?" "He is, but I can't say just how much. I have always had to leave before he got through." Cincinnati Tribune. NEWSPAPER TRUTHS. A Kentucky poultry raiser crossca his chickens with a shad and now each ch icken lays 1,000,000 eggs per diem. An Ohio apiary proprietor has crossed his bees with lightning bugs so that the ljces can now scc to work all night. A New York state sporting dog , came to a ueau point on a sirauger a i few days ago and on inquiring the j i .strantrer's name the doir'b owner was told it was Partridge. An IUino is neighbor has grafted a , lot of rabbit skin on his chickens so j that they can better stand the i weather. As they walk around in I the snow they all now look like a i Voodoo professor. I The proprietor of a certain Ohio j kennel taught one of hU most prom- , j ising pups to talk and then killed him I because one day he was mean enough to tell the wife of the proprietor that I lie saw him buy a new dress pattern for the hired girl. GATHERED REMNANTS. i Amos Markham of Memphis, Tenn., , haJ moved fifteen times since he i """"" t" " heart. He has been at ner nome five weeks and is likely to remain longer. He called to inquire after the girl's health, bhe had smallpox, and the officers quarantined him there. Although the syllable "miss" of j Mississippi and Missouri does not oc- ' cur in the name of any other large . river, it eems to be found in a some- i what unexpe ctcd place, in the name Missisquoi, a stream of Franklin countv, Vt., flowing into Lake Cham- i piain. George Henry Kattsnbury of De troit believes that he has a unique relic of one of the ancestors of George Washington in a parchment deed written in Norman French, dated June 9, 1590, signed by Kichard Wash ington and sealed by him with the Washington seal. There was an interesting wedding in Eastport, Me., from the fact that the bride was one of the four Harris sisters, who are known all over the ' country on account of their smallness. Two of the sisters are only forty inches tall and the other two forty two inches. They are over thirty years of age, and the average weight is ninety" pounds. Matilda was mar ried and Esta and Mary Ann. it is said, are also considering proposals of marriage. WHOLE NUMBER 1,297. THE OLD RELIABLE Columbns - Stato - Bank I pais IiW en TiisDejoffl : Ajn Iain Loans on Real Estate, Nto nan dsaits ci Oflife, CUc. Ifar Trk ami afl FIsb OsmatriM. Hill t ITHM8HE : TI0XIT1. 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