& estate WHOLE NUMBER 1,282. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA WEDNESDAY. DECEMBER 5, 1S9L VOLUME XXV.-SUMBER 3i. I & k 1 ". i ? E -. .; ft- 1 - V bf &r " r- JwWs,E- M!ET i OOE Ted. poor Ted' Td give my commission t o see him again. Captain Eichard ' Debney of the Br!?Sh-jila,TJi V r -c.f-TC-ar e man-ct-war Cormorant, was ...tii-t-?' nr mCi in 1 the harbor of San Francisco, and the talk tcmed npon "Ted" Debcey, his brother, who had re- , signed from the nary several years J before because he had chivalrously prevented a French cruiser from bcr- imr hole in a wretched opinm smug- j giing craft. "Ted" was impulsive, brave, danug and loved alike by his j IS snpenors anc nis men. make bat a sorry tight, tor he was "Eave yoc ever rot on the track of equipped for show rather than for Ted? deadly act. on. He had rot this ex- "Once I thought I had at Singapore. ! British man-of-war two years before. bat nothing came of it. No doabt he purchased in BrazJ. by two adventur chaaged his name. He never asked ous spirits in San Francisco, had se fcr. never rot the legacy which my lecied his crew carefally. many if poor father left him." them deserters from the British navy. An hoar later tnev were aboard the Cormorant dminc wirh a number of men asked to come and say good-bye to Hostvu. who was startmr for gar land the -econi dav foil -w-.nc. after a pleasant cruise and visit with Deb- a way he w a boat shot out from ney. , the side of the Cormorant. Captain Meanwhile, from far beyond the Debney. ind:-nant at the lack of eti yellow lane cf light running oat from qiette. and a little scsptc'oas also Golden Gate there came a vessel. sa.I- ,-.- therr was no Hornet in the Pacinc iar straight fcr harbor She was a sqcadron. -.hough there was a Hornet. large, old-fashioned cruiser, carrymc he knew, in the China squadron wa. guns, and when she passed another . cotnimr to see the dsco:-teous com- veel she hoisted the Bnti-h ens.ru- sh- loked like a half obsolete cor- ; vette. spruced up. made mciern bv e-erj po-Ciible device, an i all her ap pointment were shapely, and .n jner he was clearty a British man-of-wa.r. a shovn in her trm- drxd sailors, her rco-i hacdfil of marines, but her second and tnird l.ntenant seemed little like Encih-' m: and. indeed. one wa- an , American, and ace wa a Hollander There was gnu dr'".. and cc'.la- izi.l every day. and. what wa altocether shiculAr. there was boat dn.'. twice a day. so that the crew of th1 maa-of-xar. a thev saw roli-n rate ahead of them, were perhaps more expert at boat drill than an .iat sa'led ine:r rene: ti-t-.p.uie u:l creu ' to the British navy But they were not given to underst and that by their ! j. .ja fln't!- -T.--r.?1 tX"i"fc , ii-ti rtr"T - '- fcfc. . ..l . w.. --... ( had an eye like a spot teei and a tongue like aloes or honey as the : mood wa on him. j Thbs was mot not'ceable whu he .- was shut awav froca the others n tae ' cabin. Then h.s whole body seemd , to chaage. The ve became softer, vet fait of a sort -f reauil deviltry The next even.nr. just after dvilc. , after havmr idied anut oat of sirht of the sirnal -tatiou ail day. Caotarn hewell entered C-oldec. Gate witfa the Hornet of no aadmc But ' the oScers of tne -igoal -tatioa di! i no; kuo-rv that, and s mply tele- 1 !-otc Take me to your cabn. he rraohed to the harbor :a answer to ; whispered. What was said b-ehiad the iignais froci the orvette. that a j the cioed door no man in th.s world Brtt.sh man-of-war wa arriving She ! kaow. and t is as well not to listen came lei-urelv ap the bav. vith Cac- i tco closely to those wno pa-t kaow ta:n fhewell on the br-.dge He gave ' iag they w;.l never met again. They a low rra.-tie a-1 he -aw the "oraio- "aaol been ch idren .n one mother - rant :a tae d--taace H- knew the area-, there was nothing in common barb-or welL and saw that the Cormr- between them now except the old id gone to a new anchorage. not the same i 3ntish men of-war took formerl He drew away Vo the old anch-orage he need act be ud- posed to know taat a change was ex- w v-. ' Ci T- V . Ct! mmi m& flrn.t? - i ru ssrg j v v ""XT e-T1 S-" -rzi Tor pected: b-eides and th.s was impor tant to Captain iraewell the old aa chorare was nearer the docks, and it was clear, save for one little lifeboat and a u- ooner wnich was making ect as ae came up. As she came to anchor the Cormo- , " " .--,-' -l ri-n -v. rV" .- j- -- T-- --- . nr- watchiar tne craft trom tae snore, or - -u v.-r, i,.,, of exciteateat whea they saw aad heard the salutes. But two went oat to the --- - -j 5--- s . tT i S l1 s--i -,wv ,.' r-ii.-.T?! ir rr .l "bo. OT,r a -tas's 'm il.. u v , ..1 - ;.u :-.- vi ,-, r,i. 4iU. "-fc t-f- 1 J. . .'. -." IWVi .' - J-k lingwcod said that he was proceed ing to Aiasica to rescue a crew ship wrecked on an island and that he was leaving the next cay as soon as Jeared it wocld be dimcult coali that night. Stiil. he did not need a great ceaL he said which was. tn ceed. the ease bat he did need some sad ne knew that for is os. safety aad the Hornet's that he most have it. After tars, witn . -.- ra heertul compli ments, aad the perfunctory declara tion oa his part that there was noth ing dutiable oa board, the omeers left him, greatly pleased with his courtesy, sainted as they left the ship's sic by the marines and sailors standing at the gangway. As soon as it was very dark two or three boats poshed out from the Hor net and rowed swiftly to shore, pass ing a customs coat as tney 1 rh was saluted by le cmcers command. After thus beats kept pass ing back aad forth for a long time be tween the Hornet and the shore, which was natarai seeing- that a rst night in port is a sort of holiday for omeers aad mea- Close -wateamg would have dis- severed th fact that there were a few ij gaga. r? rr he could ret some ccaL though he s- Te - .o--- 5 people on shore vrho -were glad to ee the safe arrival of the Hornet, and who, about 1 o'clock is. the morning . almost fell on the neck of Captam She well as thev bade him good-by. Then for tae rest of the night coal was carried oat to the Hornet in beats i instead of her coming to the cock to I load. ! By daybr-ai her ccal was abcar d cleaning np then cam, and prepara- "M:iS -o Cecart. Laptam sceweu s eye -was now much on the Cormorant, Hft had escaped one dancer, he had landed half a million dollars' -worth Q; 0pin hi the night, under the Terr uoseofthe law. and -arhile customs - " - here was another dancer the inqaisitrveness o: tae cormorant. T. . - ........ . .. W.. ,- 1 ' cwwjuci.c u: uiii- m wu upon the captain of the Cormorant. and he ought to have con so the evening before bat he dared not rnn the risk, nor could he run it this i morning. And yet '.f the Cormorant ci-covered that the Hornet was not a British man-of war. bat a bold and splendid impotor. made possible bv a daring ex-omcer of the British aavy. she might open nre. and he cocld drilled them and at last made this bold venture under the teeth of a frrtress. ana at the mouth of a war- sh;p's runs. Just as he was Iiftinr anchor to ret mander to ca-to He w rece.ve: a.rcord.ns- anl wa- rrete l at once by 'aptain hewelL As the eyes of the two men met both started, and Captain Oecney most. He turned white, and pat oat his hand to the bcatside to -tea Iv aim -e;. t But Cao- ;ais saewel'. held the hani that had b-ren pat out. hok it pre-sed it. He tried tc tre-s Ciinain Dibnev for- ard. bet the other drew back to the gaar-vay. Pj!. yourself together. Dick, or there 11 be a me--, "-a-d Saewell softiv y njd. h-ow coali you do it" re plied the brother, arhast. Meauwn.le tue aacaor had been raised aai the Hornet was moving tijward the harbor m iuta. "Voa have ruined us both." said B:caard Dabney . Neither. Dtek ill save yocr r. " W r "4 1 Iir" rH. i..- ..'. i i i ... w -k.. rra c'oel. he rave the word for steam anead. an i the Hornet becan to race throucb the water before Cap- ta a Ttabney rae-sed hU parp-ose. "'What do yoc mean to do?" he a-ked sternly, as he saw his own rig falling astern To make it hard f- voi to blow me to pieces. Y-oc ve got to do it. of cour-e. if you can: but I must get a start." -How far do you intend takinr me "As far as the Fanioues. cerhats. E.chari Debnevs face had a sick love bearing the raruones. Cantain LVibr.ev -a- pet orr in aa open ooat -tanu.ng taere a'oue ne wa- once "n-ore a nava. omi-ir. and he cal.ed , oat terniy " r 1 n p j to sm yoa aad your -mugg.tng craft w-th;a fouT-aad-tweutv hoars'" Captain Shewetl -poke no word. be; saluted slowlv ceiiberately. and watched his brother s boa: recede t.l! it wa- a speck upn tUe sea as it : moved towari Golden Gate Gci old Dicv.' " he satd at la-t. as he tarnetl away toward tne bridge, -and he'll do it :f he can. " Bat he never did. for is the Cormo rant ciearei the harbor tea; evening. there came aa acci-tent to her ma ch nery. and with two dav"s start, tne Eornet was oc her way to be old aran to a South Amer.can repab-.c. And Edwari Debnev. oac her can ta.a' -""ha; does it mittir His ' mother believes am dead let us do t tne -ame. 1 Due rarailcr. It i- worthy of noe tha the Chme-e very, very long ag. hatched out "heir d x-'-c- by artificial hear, and the incubator- that eem so wonderful to us a: tne poultry show? and county fairs ere an old story in the Ea-t long be fore our grandfathers were bom. It Is likely that we go; the domestiared dz.?' from "hina. so long ago that we 'ckt not when, and the iter on natural historv .onent thcmselves . , .,. - . E - ' --ni 'rom ... -ii :i -... .. -.- . lie I-, .--' '-'ni 1 . . i: ixi -Li.e . j .s . the musk-duck and the gad wall, and p -U w? LU - rft.1 KI-..-V i:-V Tri jrx- mestication of the black duck anetJectthe opco-dte of that u-ua.lv produced oy civizatiou on the arc is stricter monogamous. Waterton the naturast assures us. indeed tne -vm-diei is a mct faithful husband. cer's Weeklv. Asbesto-s belongs to that class of materials that are year by year finding their way into new uses It is already used in paints, roofing and building materials as a nonconductor of heat, for steam packing, for fireproof ce ments, for tubing, for shovels, fork tines, doth. rugs, cord and sewing thread. Asbestos m the household is just beginning a career of Useiuiness. It now made into hearth bLowers-stove polishers. mats, fiatiron rests, and for baking pacer. It will come in time. no doubt, to furnish fireproof handles. acrons. carpets and a co:en otner Mrs. Chugwater heaved a Utile sigh , of disappointment and threw the paper aside. Here's a Iistef fifty divorce cases. sue said. -i ve loosed it au over anc I haven a acoaamtance in the lov , rr remains pairec - - r. T s r . JZ l- c. , most notonousiv polygamous. nar- VANITY. Grh. A writer in an English paper say? that, our haptens countrywoman. , Mrs. Maybrickset the fashion in Wo king' prison of wearing the skirt long. , that is. with a train, as she was wear ing such when she entered the prison. The dresses served oat to the con victs are a constant source of annoy ance to them, and many an hoar is spent in touching ap and altering. At Milbauk. another English prison, some years since, a female convict was discovered to be in possession of three taliow candles, which, if they had not been missed would have been utilized as pomade" Periodically th hinges Of the cell doors are oiled, and. Strang0 as it may seem, convicts have been detected wiping the oil and pos ting it on their hair. Une woman created quite a sensa tion, among the female convict in Woking prison by reason of the brilliancy of the color of her cheeks and lips. Many of her fellow prison ers became most envious, and" exer cised every kind of blandishment in order to induce the fortunate one to part witn her secret Out in vain. At iist. one day she became quite friendly with a youne convict to whom she took a fancy, ani d-irmg the ten minutes' chat female convicts are al lowed to converse with each other for this allotted ;imei she oended the secret. It was con all over the prison, and very scon on most of the Jyks of the women could b found traces of color The paint wa-; ob tained in the following ingenious manner- In the aprons that the women wore wearing there wa., running through the pattern, a bright red stripe, and rhi- wa, .-arofully drawn our. When a traveled and chewi in the mouth the color or dye was re-lea-eii. and thus the paint was ob tained which decora ted their faces and 'dps In the same prison a convict had cate :alu:in.r its ".thout any cause discoverable bj the medical omoer. One day she was attaked in chacel. and. upon her removal to the mnrmary. she was undresseii. when to their astonishment the authorities foind the st- produced from tight lacinc. acd from -he e-Vcts nroduceii by the pietnjs of weed and wire which th3 convict had manareii to force into her stays in order ;o make her waist slender The prisc aathoritie- m the'r wis dom have not deemed it neirssary to supply the female convicts with that evr ready and indi-ren-fole article -o dear to the feminine gender the hairpin but ne"es&ity. the mother of invenion. is ever at work, and the t'onvict will -pnd hour- :n tearing oat bit- of wire from the i-Ludow iriard and afterward b.-naing them into the repaired shape Leaver from the bible are often torn out to mak the old-fashioned -cracker- curls, but tai- pr-actii-e. if found out. involves a very senoas Dunishment. Even the life" Dri-oners are not xempt from this de-ir - to maie the crst po-sioie appearau.e. and they wLl si-heme. plot and plan for months together in order to become po-se-sed of a pie.-e of broien window cane in orier to make a loorcing glass. While out in the exercise yard 3 convict wCl rapidly s.ran -he ground m the hope of .oming acnos- a piece of gla-s. Once posses.-ed of it. she will run the risk of solitary confine ment en a bread-aud-water diet in order to get it mto her ell. A niee o" back cloth at the back of the pi :e of gia-s maie- an eicellent mlrmr. Here it wiJ, be hidden in all conceiv able ptace-. and many a vioien; xo man. :ll-favore.i by nature, has "ren inown to be.-ome ubiue.i after being ible o admire her features by means or" the mirror. Baa: of A'irtUiaj. Advertising has another use aside from bringing in ne-v business. It is a mighty, potential factor which ena bles a business to be held I; crevents old customers from slipping away and stirs p their determination to stick, rrome buyers like to change, and it :s to prevent this switching around that printer's ink becomes so useful Many a financial advertiser ceases to adver tise because --no returns can be traced." His extreme short sighted ness prevents him from realizing that m order to know jest what benefit the advertising has been to him. i; would be necessary to know the inner thoughts of many people The latter are no; disposed to be communicative when it comes to giving reasons for their action. iood. clean advertising always has. always dees and always will pay. There is no do ibt about it. Because the results cannot be seen is not positive demonstration that it has been of no account. American In vestments. Vinor Emma3r Frey Ul King Victor Emmanuel used o'teu to tire before the termination of a day's sport, and mules and horses be ing out of the question in the pr'ipi tous mountain paths, ne would mount on the buck of his chief huntsman, an Alpine HeiTuies. named Rorretta. One day Borretta. having the king on his back, was crossing a torrent. The ig navmg raised nis root to avoid his gaiter being wetted, the -udden movement aimo-t capsized B-orretta. Unmindful for a moment of ;he rank of his burden, he growled out: --Tente au. bouric" ( --Hold -steady, you jackass-. Without manifesting the least irritation or surprise, the king replied- -Yoci appar-ntly ignore, friend Borretta. that the jackass is the one wno carries the load." and noth ing mors was said about the matter. Argonaut. -This." remarked the poet blithely. -I consider a gem." --Uncut." muttered the editor, after a cursory glance, and reached for his bine cenciL Detroit Tribune. Th-s Mother. ff fonrw. First Judge, baby show Who is the mother of that scuaHv brat? Second Jndge-lMrs- Uppish. I think. I heard her speak of him as enn cing, -cute" and --sweet-" At llrSS P. M- He Fm a fully poor yoa know. She WelL I don't want to hurt your feelings, but I can lend yoc. five cents for car fare ii voa will onlv let nt- Ii'e PARIS HAS A HERO, HE IS THE INVENTOR OF THE DIPHTHERIA CUBi . tiauaHy ken? awake ana active- tney Dr. Eocx Utti OaJy tor Sefesce i Te 'g trat, and made pre- Cuzim Fooe rve witkoos ry rnaturely cH by the action of the abuUc Work u th ctmir- nmm- tight. That thL" is protably the cor- pitaiA s:dt i Pmster. rect solution ef she ntystery of the dropping leaves may b judged from ,... . . A tti f '& similar trees in Dr. Eoux is just now the nero of , neighborhood of those aiected an Paris. He is a youns -man. notyeC f (thoorfl coC y to :iie iiinmina 40 years of age. but he has long been - - - coIorasdiee: known to physicians ror his valuable .j- hz d szrvjis work in the Pastecr- institute. Wi-h. his usual modesty be disclosed what 'as. had !?es about wi. omuch suc cess only at the recent Budapesi con gress of hygiene. He was able td give the result of his treatmect for diDhtheria and croup, during six months in one of the largest hosnitals in Paris. Out of the many hundreds i of sick children he had Iot onlv one- fifth, while the old methods scarcely cured one-half of the cases, and often, two-thirds and more died. C. onsiuer- Lug how many children are brought to the hospital only when the dL&a b far advanced, he felt warranted in savinr that only two out of a hundred need die under ordinarv circumstances if properly treated. The assembled doctors gave Dr. Roux a first ovation, and now Parisian charity, with the Rothschilds at the head, is buvinsr ud horses to supply the precious vaccine which is to be sent oit from the Past eur institute over all Europe. Dr. Rotlx has fceen the assistant of Pasteur for fifteen year. Pasteur himself, wi If. who has Dushed o far all re searches relating to microbes and ra rinating against them, is only a chemist. When h came to study human diseases with his peculiar methods it was necessary that he should have some trained physician x-itn him, ee aooiieil to v ulDian. who was then a; the fame and at the head o medicine in Paris. Ke chose th- vounr Dr. Rous, who was but an un- v-rtT-r i.tT-rr.- -, ...,t .u.. .. ,, , .u., IUliCJkCL oiT :UUQU4 &S UL wie stamp of Pasteur himself, says the Philadelphia Times' ccrrespondent. Ee is capable of working twelve or thirteen hours a day wek after week. and ne is as cunou.- to know a- he L- keen in under-tanding the results of his observations. Ke has had a great deal to do with all of Pa-teur's dis coveries, from tne vaccine against ra.rbnrits to that a eiins; hvrtm- phobia. The dlscorery of the special s toison o: the microce or cipntneri nf Hw.mi and croip was made bv a lierman pro fessor of Berlin . but h-3 was unable to reduce it to a method of practical vac cination. It Ls this which has c.ou pied Dr. Rou.t for the last two years. Tne i.-50" doctor- assemblec together in Budapest from all parts of the world seemed to b.j!ieve that he has at least been partially -U'vea-fuL This is alrea.lv a gr- at d-al in the disease .e terror o: ; In rersonal totn-rs. anrearance Dr. Rous re-emble- an Engli-h Pro -tan; ister more than a French d:ror. He is tall. thin, with blonde hair, and a eyes kok out piendugly. Ke is al ways dresseii with the utmost sob.-r-ness. wearing no crnamn; but the rosette of ofiicr of the Legion of Hon or, which was given him at the jubi lee cf Pasteur himself He icoks on strangers with di-rust. and the men tion that one L- a journalist is sum cient for him to wrap himself up in icy silence nk of the Paris jour nalists have ev-u had a harsher expe rience at his hands. They have at least learned that ;he power of his tongue is as great a- that of his Ke belongs to the vigorous peasant race of Auvergne. where he was the schoolmate of M. D-iuj. the pre-en: prime minister of France. The latter is full-faced, jovial and pot-be uied. There 'ould be no greater contra-t be tween two men. but they are always great friends. Dr. Roux has never married, being e-poused to his sci ence. Ke lives with his widowed sis ter, to whose children ne ies a par ent's attention. Wonders are also told of his charity. It is certain tha; he never tells of it himself nor appar ently of much else that eomes his way until it is ready to be of some 1 All last winter his daily visits to the children's hospital were enough to ex haust the strength of one man. But he was often seen in the remote quarters of Paris a; the beiiside of little ones down with ;he terrible cisease- sometimes ne nas passed the whole nigh; watching them. When And none but the patient and self-sac-the cor rarents in the morning asked rifi.ting neei enter the profession el wha: ;hey could give him. the famous physician darted out of the door and disappeared as if afraid even of their thanks. This disinterestedness, which he carries to an extraordinary degree. is known to all his associates of the institute. Ke is now the head of the service, but as the institute is always in wan; of funds, he does no; even draw the -small salary which is allotted rJT- His friends say tha; he belongs to another age. tha; he know- nothing cf monev and cares less, and tha: he nas given up ms wsoie existence to serve -cieuce and humanity. Among nis otner good quauti ir?- is an absolute cevotednes to tne cerson oi rasteur whom he rightlv con-iders as master. He is also one of tne cest bicyriists in Paris, and arrives each morning a: the institute on his wheel He Kid Done Both. Doversptke was married. His friend Giddir.gs con-emplated mai mony. -I supr-e."" said (iiddings. --that it comes a trifie hard to face a girTs father and ask birr for the hand of b? daughter.- --WelL ye&. replied LVoverspike. re fieetively. It does come rather dif ficult, but it isn't a marker to facing the mother -of a girl you have been courting fcr a year or so. after you have conduced tha: you like some other girl better, when you meet the old lady aecicentaEy some time after breaking with the daughter. JCri lights aad sita-le Trwv la the arg cities, where shade trees are few and scattering, electric lights seem to have no visible efiect npon their foliage. In the towns and villages, however, many of which have their electric light svstems. the efHec: ' Ls very noticeable, the leaves? appear- I leg as though they had been subjected i4nSS tan. The" cuesticn -was cussed at a meeting ct tae eastern !Jrbfca!wrfaa. the ccclnsioti fcng UlAv ITeeS IietU. .i r.'ZSS ii. ui.a .ii. .they may sleep, and that being con- : A Taftlas HYGIENIC HADES. tlw Taor Bth at Gleawood sprtnri- Colored A simple-minded old soldier, who served under Fremont, the Pathfinder. East a good, many years ago, anc torn a plain unvarnished I taie o tne won- ders he had seen in. the Yosemite valley and other wild region- on the Pacific slope. By simply tellmr the truth this 2Tay old arhsm-man earned the reputation of being the biggest liar in all she country around. Any one who travels through tne vallev of the Grand riTer in Western Colorado, and tells of what he saw there, runs the same risk, says har per" Weekly. What can a man ei cect who savs he took a half-hour's swim in midwinter all unprotected from a howiinz snow-storm, and afte wards des.endai into the bowels of the earth and took a vapor bath, the raw (or cooked 1 materials of which came straight from Tsphet. or there abouts3 Yet these are -he every-day humdrum incidents in -he lies of the pple of ira&i River TiUey. A black and turbid river fiow- o-it from between frowning clifis: through its icv waters bubble spring? of water hot from the fires below, sulphurous appointing to nna tne gate-ieepr seated on a cane-bottom chair. 0.1 after he ha? told vou a few storie- you - . . feel thai he is the right man in the right place. He has a tale of ft man addit'ti to the eices-ive n of obaio. who went into this hygienic hades clothed only in its vap.rs. and came out in a fuif suit of nicot;ne. Thick djr separate compartments, graiua'ly .n creasing in temtniture. un'.l vou ar ushered into a cavern filial with a 1 r .r -.i ..L. .... .- : living vapor .nau &. wxy, iu "i,:i;:'. iuuas. .s .wi -tr s..-- useii to the gbostlv shifting tight yo 1 see the form- of half-naked" men.sme iir.rfrT.-- manv Ivin- in hollows of the rocks: tnev seem to cuiver m tl winding mists that envelop them like objects in a mirage After the visitor becomes parboiled he is permi;tei to re;ura to the door and cool himlf graiually in one compartment after another. Resum ing the conventional garb of th tourist, he look- up once more a; the stars, and is thankful that he went in at the gate where they charge admission- LIFE OF A TRAINED NURSE. Mny Dnti4 Fall t the L-c of the 5If- -acriScia ; 1To-na. The number of b"oks. with theu big. unoronounceabie names which uirses in training have to study frighten away all rattie-orained applicants. leaving only the studious, determined and reliable, -ay- Douahoe's Maga zine Heroines they are. every one of them, who finishes the coarse, a- an one must See who has liv i among them and watch-d them -hrough each bisy c&j. dressing wounds, bandaging and making bandages ami roLer- and Linng of spimts. cooking ani serving delicacies, dres.-ing the newly born, nreparmg the dead for burial and mak ing the rounds with thephysi.-ausaud -urgeo us. from whom they receive their practical training In addition to these few dudes mentioned out of the thousand and one tha; wid sugge-t themselves they must attend lectures recitation- and demonstrations, and prepare for their own examination?. which in some schools o.iir each. month, but generally every three moGths- Even from this brief show ing, it wilt be seen th"1 life of a trained nurse is a ceaselessly bu-y one. helnfui and truly noble, but m no way a sinecure. No one be' the fairly ed ccated and cultivated should enter the profession, since nurses should have these qualification- quite as m'i-"h as -he mechanical skill in order to ren der them agreeable to the na-s of ceoole who commonlv emo'.ov nurses pectmg to rise to tne ram o: a r'.or ence Nightingale: a; least tha; is the couciosiou of one who ha.- lived w.th them, studied their hie. an-i profited bv their training. Very syrUi-n:. --Two strange things happened to us yesterday." said yoing Mrs. Cook ery. -What were ;hey,-a.-kd her friend. --A tea cake, the fir-t I ever baked, was -tolen from the -ill of the kfiwhen window where I had put it out to --col ami tka; -Kinie evening a tramD was found dead in our pasture :ith one of mv caking cans OeskJe mm. -unitary Item. Jones Wna; are you doing now Smith I have accepted a position in the establishment of S:himmelpfe- ndg the grocer Jones He is a bad one. He changes his cisrks as he dots his shirts. He wiH not kp you on more than :hree months. Texas Sif tings. Sore of a U-rias. Proud Mother Uttle Dick is the mot ingenious boy. Hell be a great inventor. Practical Father If ne has a ben: for experiment. FTI make a doctor of him. A doctor gets paid for his ex cerimenis: an inventor doesn't. lall Trcs fca Sh X!it Professor F. G. Plummer. of Tacoma. Wash, is authority for the statement thas there are scores of trees in that comer of the Cnited States thas are over "i fees high. TUia To Jtaea- 2e-w Minister Does your father go to church regular-3 Little Grri Yes. indeed. Manma wenld give bfm fii f he 'ut to tne blighting oreash. o height of his fumes are provided for you as you ap- ot telescope it is intenii to ouiiu icr ze .-ao-am the ha"i na.1 stol on its fthe facuitvof proa.:h the little door in the mountain- the pw-ecution of th search for the dignity and repelled any attempts at -ide nar the nver. Is is a triHe lis- innaoitanu ol .e mwc ls w. j4-.-r-.-i- f.t.m:,,An-.r. 1: now it snoom -now aay TO HUT HDI (KT. GETTING READY TO LOOK FOB THE MAN IN THE MOON. If He Beally Utm la thrf LiaJ of Crwa Chcc H Cuaot Escape th Ctfa ti TtleojK WiKlx It I rrtieJ " " i The Ffeneh are getting ?riiy to took for the man in the mooo. Perhars it would be nre accurate to say that it is proposed to end cat if rfu-ii ri irr r-sirr i.ri? xnr?n fir nWtT u..v. - ---- animate creatt?r? Uncj on the sur face of earth's satellite1 Tls state ment is based on the talk rectdtlr re- vived concerning the bi- sovIass which it is hoped to have completed in time ta be cue of the features of the Paris world's fair is VMr If ail that is nopec icr w sojMacujuMi ir. uk . -- --- . telescope i; -iu v: pssiu n kt ir human eve. with its aid. in 4is.tirn obfects as small a- five fee vi.- it ameter- If that can be done, of course. any men or animals similar in lizm to these on the earth-will be ri-ibie. Single individuals, it is true, will make but the tiniest of specks, bat no considerable number of men or blasts could congregate without being seen, and a gathering of Lunarian.- at. say a clam ehowd-r or a convention to nominate a governor, wold nak? a very respectable -howing. Is wrjuld be quite easy even to mak oat s small wedding party of a dozen. An army of i").'" ' men on the march would look like a great dark ma.-s of infinitesimal insects slowly moving across th- lunar surface, and it i quiv certain that, with such a tele pe as i propped sweeping the moonscape, no war could t In pro gress there without i-s evolutions be ing seen. Detailei inxormation as to Ihe tyre ble to the present writer. When the t profe.?t was first broached it was inti mated that a refiector wonld be built and not a refractor. Tne big American telewpe-' are refractors, as are. in deeii. all great gU-.-e- that have been built of late year-; anywhere. The chief difiereuce between a refracting and a refiecting gta-s is indL-ate.' by the titles applied to th1 two type-. The light is received by the refracting te'e-'ope through a lens or ob-ect glass tee same a in an ociary aeUi rv-j l la--. wnin ten.ii or focal- r'.r1:" , rays to a point, tne magsuy- mc power temg grariuatal oy tne u tance between the ien- and the fo.a! points. This large lens b not the only one, nowever. tnrougu wnicc tae light is conducted. After being fo cused it i passed through a second smaller Lens called the eye pieo. which increases th1 magnifying p.jwer cf the- instrument still further. In the refiei'ting tele-.ipe convex mirror is n-ed in pia.e of the ob;et glas. and the light, instead o: cas ing through a lens for fcaiizatin. is refiertei to a :c-a- At that point it L? received by an eye-piee. In the ame manner as the refracting instru- ment- Dtfer?nt eye-pieces prcdice differ ent degrees of enlargement, and there would be no reason why. with the proper combination of !en-es. any magnifying power desired could not be obtained were it no; tha; enough light cannot be got to make the image distinct when the higher powers are used Thir. in observing a star all the Light that can be ob tained is the ligh; of tha; star. This so long as it is small; when the image age is corres- if too great a becomes so dim tha; all the details are lost. AH this should be clear in the mind of the reader in order tha: it mav be understood why so many astronomers shake their heads when the proposed monster telesooce is spoken of. and say that i: is a chimerical scheme, fi: only for locking u.v a lot of gc-oi money. If a glass of such eitraodinary dimen sions as tha; projerted is bails, say these genslemen. it wCI be impossible to make anything out. and when it is further explained to them tha: it is proposed to build a refi-otor instead of a refractor, they sceai of the great reiector built by Lord Rosse many years ago. the mirror of which was seventy--two inches or six fee: in diam eter just twice X.- large as the lens of the Lick teiesipe. Tne Rosse tele scope was a notorious failure, and i; is claimed tha: none of the big glasses have accomplished wha; has been ex pected of them. Whatever may be the performance of the propo-ed tele-.tpe after it is finished, its cou.reptioc, is so daring and its size will be so great as to com pel respectful interest. The necessary focal length of the instrument has been competed to be ISi feet. The big mirror is to be nine feet ten inches in diame;er. ten inches more :han three times thas of the Lick object glass. These figures grow on yoa a. you think of them. The tube of the proposed tele-cope wCl not be much less than I2- feet long. Stand ing oc a Broaiway sidewalk it would nearly bk-k up the way. and would reach a- high as the latest twelve or thirteen story bi2ding-. The mirror would b? a fit looking-glass for the use of a genuine giantess. It is to be 15 inches thic-c. and its weigh; is estimated a; 5i tons. Ke would oe a bo4d man. in the light of the discoveries and inventions of these later year-, who should po dict that this Lase-s conception of the French scientists -ktH be a co-moiete failure- If it is a suc.-- then human ity will as last be in a way to solve many of he mysteries that have de fied unraveling during all the ages. Not only win is be possible to discover whether oc sot there are moving in habitants in the tnooc. but the -o?u-tio-n of the Mar-ian problem will be much nearer than it is at Dreseut- Friend How is it that veh int got ' sh5 position yet? Loe; yer poll" Mr. Warce Eeeter Oh. Tve got the coIL tIentv o cciL Mv anolica- tioo is signed bv aH the political lead' ers nt ta" rartv. Then wot's ther matter17 -Can't gis asv of em fo go on. ; bcd.- Life. L mace .arger ne im condinglv fainter, and maguifving cower is usei the THE HAWK KNEW HIM. mm Tut Ha iviwtwi 1.1 t Birnnrnl ! don't know that the ancient spon ? falconrr r." ever been in vogue in t thi couatrv. said Caotain L. h Met calf of Montreal- -It is rather old. considering hew feral aatv Ame I pns are of copying everything that ii done on the other side of the water. -When I wx- in England several t years ago I obtained possession of a cresrine hawk, which I brought with me on my return home- During- the rovac-s a.rosS the Atlantic- it was cy custocu to allow the bird the use r? iri rrfn-i iVC!T dlf. takinfT Care tO - - -.- .- .- ... srive ii a bearty meal beforehand, that ft micht not "b tempted to dart oi after some passing eozoli and loe ?!g;bt cf the ship. In pte of the pre..-aatiot. the bird n? uusi-- tr.-r one dif. -igut came us. and still the hawk did not t . f- Z X 5 appear, ana i m- "? -." - j- nc that i ooa: Mver eai. cc.;au .'- 2-oon afvr sr arrival home glancing : . x.lm.- ,-- T r.-wrTvw n n.ir- oer ijixi ua. (uk. . .w,.. iting that the captain o a fishing schrvuer who reside.! at that point had brought a fine hawk into port, which he said ruai oudd-niy come abjarl his ve-sel daring his late voy age. I at once Jumped to the con clusion that it must tv my falcon, and lo-t no time in setting ou: for Halifax to investigate On finding the capcain who had the bird I learned that he bad no intention of giving up his pciie. ying that is was easy for anyone to claim property, but it wa.- another thing to prove the ownership of it. -Mv object wastoretver the hawk rather than to pick a quarrel with the Dugnaciixx- -aiior. - I curbed my anger and prop-ed to -ettl he qri-tr-tion bj experiment. To this the cap tain a; last consented- The test was this: I was to be admitted to an inter- new with the bird in the presence of -jritnesses. Since in the po-.-essku of .ij of recogm-ioa toward me and at- ta.rhment. e-pe..daily if it should play with the buttons on my coat: tne cap tain was to giTe ap his claim. AlltJlf flZSd Giljitll lit -The btri wa.- accordingly booaght , in. In an instant -he dashed a: my ' Pjll CipitiJ, shoulder, showing everj sign of recog- , nition ami delight, he ruoce.1 her hea.1 a.gamst my cneek and playfully champed the buttons on my c?at with her beak. The witn e renderei a verii'-t m my favor, and. to do him justice, the .niotain wuiingiy gave up his .-latm and I boce my pet home in trinmoh." Serl Ois of HU Wls- ( 'anon Bow!e b-came v-ry abs.'nt minde.i ami uervou m his later years. and wis alway- singulariy alarmei by thunder and lightning. When a wid ower he was once the guet of Lady Lan-downe. wfan a terrific storm. cam1 os shortlv afer the guests had retired for the night Lady - downe was -tartlrd by hearing hi? ce slS9d Iseu to -rln-Lng violently while she was -m- o,.- tCct aame. Wa wuctt rear ?:- sstng. ani -ne a: on-e sent nei nm maid to -ee what was wrong. Af'eg taoping a: the door, the ycrung woman was admitted, and said. "Mr- Bows. her ladyship has sent me to see what l- tne matter Is an do for vou. sir' tnere anytnmg x n do for vou. sir3- --On. ye-. satd the old gentleman, in a -tare of a"rect terror: "III give you guinea if yoo."H -too cere and -teep in the rwc" The maid wen; hack laughing to her mistress, to whom she 'old wha; had cccurreii. and at breakfast the next morning Lady Larisdowne chafici the geed canon unmercifully, to the amusement of every one present. Argonaut. The Old thi B-. -Bus that is another story." re marked the young man in the course of couver-ation. -Kow I detest tha; phrase'" -aid GLady-. --The old. obi story is good enough for me. anj Hf O-trjhs to Kao. Mr. Lakeside Old man. cougrasu Ia:e me" I'm engaged to thas charm ing widow. Mrs. Van Waba.-her' Mr. Dearborustreete With all my heart" I never had a better wife thai she was. Th Wrjnj ihos. GirL jokingly id like a p-a.-e where HI have everything I wans. nothing to do an-i no oce to boss me. ( lerk Tms. mis-, is an employ men; ofiice. not a matrimonial agency GIVEN 0 LEVITY. 5he It takes two to make a car- gam, you know. He Yes: but one gets it. ir?fv Bcaco Jim How inch d-d Pete ret on those diamoa Li he 'to'elast aighf Steerer B-ob Th:rty dav-. "Has your new cook made a ay nerw di-hes?" St. shr aa-deTotei mest of her time to breaking them-" Teacher Spell slippers. tto. Ottc -i-a-D-p-c-r-s. Teacaer That spells Li pper-u Otto -ime thing Ferguson Mb--- High-trike-- is quite a stately g"-. -he tak-'s after her father. Haakia-a Yes. aad when I go there b'ame hici. he take- after me! Tlmmiss called to see about a little poem I left here - To Phil lis" ttos the t tl New ci Coy Fil lies' Two fillies I ZK'tzS Jon want to ee de horse editor 3Iamma Oh, Frank! I've just heard that smallpox Ls about. Wnatever wooM yoa do if baby caught it Frank By Jove' trer thoeght of that! Give sa my hat! I'll th and get vaccinate-i at oace! "Forgive me." hw p'eadei contritely. I didn't mean to ktsa yoa. bat the tmpulse wa irreis; yoa?" -he snapped. ble. -'-""ever live' A gtri aia - orgvj-e a kissing her. bat never for acol afterward. Jlother iVnere were yon dunag that thander storm? Foy Over in the .-zbi with, the big tree in it. "3ut I have told yoc distinctly macy. many times, never to stand under a tree daring a thunder storm." -I didn't. 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