"W arerssjr jk: .w a.-WtfteMhwawiifr Cflkmlras tfitrniL - """! -We-' S!i5r. - g Kv V( - - r . :V - WHOLE NUMBER 1,265. If - VOLUME XXV. NUMBER 17. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 8, 1894. ,fj - . 1v .. F & V X I.; :-. is.-' I- F:. NEBRASKA NEWS. Mrs. Addic Julian, wife of Dr. Julian of Rushvillc, died last week. A trout weighing six and one-half pounds was caught in the Long Pine river. The till in the depot at Elgin was broken open and the contents, about $85, taken. A local travelingmen's league, auxil iary to the state league, was organized in Fremont. Thieves have been operating at West Point, carrying off valuable timber in broad daylight. The membership of the Nebraska City club presented company C with a handsome siik flag. Work has commenced on Hamilton county's new court house. The struc ture is to cost 80,000. A large acreage of tomatoes is being raised near Tecumseh for the use of the canning factory at that place. A new house belonging to a (icrman named Mr. Welch was burned down at Meadow Grove. It was worth about SWX). The llurlington and Union Pacific roads have laid off their yard engines and switching forces in Beatrice for the present. Howard J. Whitraore of Lincoln has been appointed national bank exam iner in place of John M. Griffith, re signed. I). P. Wilcox has retired from the management of the Aurora Republican and lias been succeeded by L. W. Hast ings, the owner. Two young farmers tried to suppress the Salvation army in Nebraska City, but the3' were thrown into the bastile and each given a fine of S5 and costs. A party of Omaha Indians passed through Iteairice the other day. They had with them over 100 bead of horses and ponies all in excellent condition. Unoilicial information reached the state house last week to the effect that the sUit sustains a loss of SI, 500 by the failure of the First National bank at li rant. The track of the Hurlington exten sion from Sheridan to Hillings is being laid at the rate of one mile per day. Over sixt3 miles have been already completed. At Ponca a boy dropped a cow bell from the roof of the house of Dr. Devon. The bell struck the head of the doctor's t'-y ear-old boy, cutting a deep gash four inches long. Christ Nielsen's residence in the western part of Howard county was en tirely destroyed bj fire with contents. Value, $400; insured in the (icrman of I'rceport f or SU'.IO. On account of the destruction of crops by drouth and hot winds, all hogs and cattle that are in condition for the mar ket are being shipped out of Hamilton county as rapidly as possible. The jury in the case of yilliam Cam eron, a butcher of North Platte, who was on trial for cattle rustling, return ed a verdict of guilty. The case was desperately fought on both sides. Prof. I). K. Lillibridge, a man of na tional reputation, has connected him self with Prof. V. F. 1'oose, president of the Omaha, business college. Prof. L. was formerly with the State uni versity. A frame barn in the southwest part of Valley, owned by a Mr. Coles of Cal ifornia, burned last week. Two hordes were burned to death and some farm machinery was destroyed. Loss about 5W). At Nebraska City shippers aro pay ing SI per barrel for apples to ship and are forwarding large quantities of them. The apple crop promises to be fine if the dry spell is only broken in a short time. In a neighborhood quarrel in Pawnee county two men were killed and two seriously wounded. The difficulty grew out of the trespassing of the hogs of tie farmer on the farm and fields of his neighbor. Hearing the firing of guns, the 10-ycar-old son of Editor Itackus of the Dubois Item ran about half a mile out of town aud becoming overheated soon after died The guns were being fired to bring rain. Butler, Polk, Seward and York coun ties will hold their tenth annual picnic at (5. W. Lord's grove in lutlcr county August '.. Able speakers and od music, base ball, eta, will be the at tractive features. At Elmwood Mrs. A. L. Upham, a rather heavy and middle aged lady. was standing on a chair doing some work and when she went to get down in some way stepped a little sideways, breaking her leg. David Etherton, who was recently brought back from Kushville, Mo?, charged with horse stealing in Dodge county, waived examination and was bound over to the district court. Being unable to give bond he was remanded to jail. J. D. Harnett, a prosperous farmer living four miles south of Stanton, lost his barn, granary, 500 bushels of corn, several hundred bushels of oats and a horse by fire. It was caused by a lan tern exploding. Value, SI, 300; insur ance, SS50. Money will never be very plenty in Nebraska as long as people send all their money outside the state for their supplies. Factories are employing labor and put money in circulation. Far rell & Co's brand of eyrups, jellies, pre serves and mince meat; Morse-Coe boots and shoes for men, women and children; American Biscuit fc Manufac turing Co., Omaha, crackers. The church people of Hastings held a union meeting to petition for rain. Frederick Stegelman, a well-to-do farmer living five miles west of Scrib ner, died as a result of sunstroke. lie was out in the harvest field during the hot winds and was overcome by the heat and fell unconscious. The York County Farmers institute, the largest farmers organization in that county, will hold its next meeting at McCool Junction, August 14, in the Blue Kiver park. The citizens of McCool are going to make large and ample preparations for the accommoda tion of she largest gathering of the year in York county. V. G. Lyman of Kearney received a cablegram from Pekin, China, an nouncing the death of his brother-in-law. Rev. Leslie Stevens, formerly pre siding elder of the Methodist church for the Kearney district, but who has been a missionary to China the past four years. Lindsay Campbell, S years old, was drowned in the Elkhoru at Neligli. He and another boy were bathing a short distance above the dam, when Lindsay accidentally got beyond his depth and sank. Neither of the boys could swim. The alarm was given and the corpse was found by Lindsay's older brother, who dived repeatedly for it. Rev. W. S. Barnes, who for the past four years has been pastor of the First Presbyterian church in Kearney, preacued his farewell sermon last Sun day. He goes to Madison, Ind . and takes with him the best wishes of a large circle of friends, both out of as well as in the church. The closing of the Thayer county normal last week ended the most suc cessful session ever held in Thayer county. The enrollment at the close was 127. Great credit is due Prof. A. J. Morris and his assistants. Alexander Bates, arrested for burg lary and attempted rape, was bound over to the district court by Justice Craven at Valparaiso. Failing to give bond, he was sent to jail to await the sitting of court Bates is thought by some to be crazy. The corner stone of the new brick church building of the Christian de nomination was laid last week at Fair bury with appropriate ceremony. The building will be the finest church edi fice in that city when completed, and will cost about 810,000. Oscar Hale and John Conway, the men charged with the criminal assault on Miss Minnie Coulton, 10-year-old daughter of Edward Colton, a farmer residing near Tecumseh, were released in Judge Brandon's court, as no case was made against them. Gust Sward of Omaha, who was vis iting friends in Kearney, hired a team of Webb Bros, and took a drive The day being excessively hot and the horse being driven so hard it afterwards died aud Webb had Sward arrested. He paid 825 and costs for the rig. J. W. LaRue, living three miles west of Steele City, lost two valuable mares, and on account of the fact that he killed nine rattlesnakes, one water snake and one garter snake near to where the mares died he thinks the marcs died from snake bites. At the preliminary examination in Hyannis of E. E. Catron, charged with stealing cattle from J. W. Longfellow & Son, Catron escaped from the sheriff and although pursuit was given by a number of persons he succeeded' in eluding his pursuers. It is said that a reward will be offered for Catron's capture. Sheriff Allen and United States Mar shal Cable of Springview were in Napier last week with a warrant for R. I Crosby of that place and O. V. Kenis ton and Eugene Maxain, the former a prominent attorney and the latter tho chairman of the Butte town board, who were charged with passing a bogus check. They were taken to Spring view. The saddest accident of recent years in Litchfield occurred last week when E. S. Greenalgh was drowned in the mill pond. He had been in town with a wagon load of hogs and was return ing home and stopped to take a swim in company with two others. He let himself down, as they thought, as though testing the depth, but he never came up again, and before he could be rescued was dead. Labor Commissioner Erion, in his forthcoming report, will give figures relative to the amount of money paid annually in Nebraska for saloon li censes, with the estimated receipts of saloons. From this report it is gath ered that liquid irrigation costs the people of Nebraska annually 53,424,000, which means S3.22 per capita, or more than three times the cost of running the ship of state. There are 850 sa loons in the state. A fine residence in Pawnee City came near burning to the ground during the high wind last week. Mrs. James O. Laughlin had just lighted the gasoline stove and was in another part of the house when, smelling something burn ing, she ran to the kitchen. The oil was dripping on the floor and was a sheeet of llama She hastily carried the oil tank out of doors and with the assistance of neighbors subdued the flames before any serious damage was done. All preparations have been made for the annual encampment of the state troops, which will occur in the month of August at Beatrice. The encamp ment this year will be entirely differ ent from that of any gathering of the kind ever held by the state troops. Within the past eighteen months the National Guards have been entirely re organized. Many of the weak com panies in small towns havo been mus tered out- and new and stronger com panies from larger cities added. J. H. Randall was horribly mangled and instantly killed at Grand Island by a Union Pacific engine in charge of Hostlers Ed Makclcy and Frank Rab ley. Randall was walking along the track and stepped in front of the en gine, intending to cross the track diag onally. The engine was backing down at three miles an hour with the bell ringing and the engineer saw nothing of the man until he was dead. Ran dall was a popular young attorney and went to Grand Island from Omaha, The committee in charge of the an nual Grand Army reunion that comes off at Grand Island the last days of Au gust is making preparations for the en tertainment of visitors, and without any question will be up to the high standard of former years. Camp Mor row has been located on the same grounds as heretofore and is now being surveyed and the city of tents will soon be a thing of reality. 1 he dry weather and partial failure of crops will have no influence upon the many features of the reunion. Assistant Adjutant General Trimble was able yesterday to display, says the Lincoln Journal, a beautitul I'nited States regulation flag designed for use by Grand Army departments. The flag was just received by the depart ment of Nebraska. It is 0x0 1 feet, with the forty-four stars hand em broidered, and the material is the best imported banner silk that could be bought in New York City. It is hand somely trimmed and decorated with gold cord and tassels and is fastened to a gold-plated, jointed staff, surmounted with a gold eagle. In addition to the flag there are two guidons, 10x24 inches, made of blue silk, trimmed with gold fringe and bearing the words, 'Nebraska (J. A. R." The fast freight on the Burlington was wrecked at Holdrege by a mis placed switch. George Oyster, the en gineer, attempted to save himself by jumping, but was caught and pinned down by his engine, which toppled over. He was rescued with difficulty, and is badly injured. The fireman jumped, and was but slightly injured and bruised. E. G. Burkling, one of the largest implement dealers in Saunders county, has failed. The liabilities are in the neighborhood of 820,000, The assets will be about 83,000 or 87,000. Mr. Burkling attributes his failure to the stringency of the times Portions of Gage county were vis ited with a magnificent rain last week, which continued for three hours. The precipitation was about three-fourths of an inch. The corn, which was seri ously suffering for rain, is wonderfully benefited by the copious rainfall. The rain was general throughout central Gage couty, and has greatly revived the hopes of the farmers. The fast mail, west-bound, ran into a freight train on the side track in the Union Pacific yards at Columbus, the tender of the mail train engine pene trating the forward mail car and kill ing an unknown tramp. There was no serious injury to any other person, AWIT0F READYJSADE - J . -vtl .- CLOTHING ONE morning in Jtinn Aurrustus Bunker received a letter. It is not such a very unus ual circumstance, in these days df cheap postage, for an individual to receive a letter, that we have seen fit to chronicle it, but by that letter hangs a talc. It came from Mr. Bunker's Aunt Mercy, who resided in the little suburban village of Tremont, We will look over cur hero's shoulder while he reads it a very impolite proceeding, but the only one which will give us a knowledge of the contents: Dear Augustus As warm weather is at baud, and tho city must be very hot and un comfortable, I write to you to come out and pass a few weeks with us at Tremont There Is rood flshlnz in the vicinity, and finer walks are not to be found anywhere than our city can boast. Also there are a host of pretty younx ladles here, which is no small recom mendation, I take it My husband's niece Miss Helen Browne a charming young girl, U spending the summer with us, so you will not be lonely. Please let us see you early next week as possible. Your affectionate aunt, "MEitcr Converse." Augustus read the letter, and tossed up his hat The very thing! He had just been wondering where he should go to rusticate. Would he go? To be sure. Helen Browne a pretty name the first of it. and as for the family title it had been borne, and was still borne, by a great many respectable people. And spelled with a final e it looked very well written, but wnat mattered it, any way? it could be safely merged in the name of Bunker, and who would be the wiser? Tremont must be a paradise. And he had heard his mother say that Aunt Mercy was the very princess of good cooks. And good cooking was not to be despised by a fellow who passed his life in a third-rate boarding-house, where fried mackerel was a treat, and boiled onions a luxury. Those fine walks? He could explore them with Helen. That capital fish ing? He wondered if Helen could put a worm on a hook without squirming. Wouldn't it all be glorious? glori o-u-s: i Suddenly his castles fell. Jon.es and Smith were making him a suit of clothes, and it was three weeks yet to the timo they had promised they should be finished; and Jones and Smith, though excellent work men, could not always keep their en gagements. Augustus remembered with a shudder that it had been just nine months and three days after they had promised to finish the last suit they had got up for him, that they were finished. "Well, well,'1 remarked Augustus," "deuce take the tailors, and deuce take the clothes! And I've not a thing to wear this melt ing weather. I can sympa thize with Miss Flora McFlimsey. But there are ready made clothing establishments. Jenkins patronizes them, and it's a pity if they can fit Jenkins, they can't fit me!" So that very afternoon Augustus called upon Messrs. Pinch and Pullem and looked at their wares. Their stock looked well there was no gain saying that, and Mr. Pinch warranted the sewing to outlast the cloth. Augustus tried on a pair of lilac-colored pantaloons. "Seems to me they ore a little tight," he remarked to Mr. Pinch. "Splendid fit, sir, splendid!" return ed that enthusiastic gentleman. "Look as if they growed on you! Not a wrinkle, sir! and, by Jove! not a single baggy look about them any where! And they'll stretch, sir, AND HE WENT IX. stretch to your form those Scotch cloths always do! Only piece of the kind in America! Imported it myself, sir! Splendid fit! I declare, sir, I couldn't have done better if I had ta ken your measure." So the pantaloons were purchased. Next came thfe coat Army blue Augustus could wear nothing else. He was patriotic to the backbone no youag man had done more for his country than he had. He had given ten cents weekly to the soldiers' aid society; purchased 82 worth of pin cushions and watch-cases of the pret ty girls at the sanitary fair and then he had cheerfully yielded up his cousins, and his uncles, and his next door neighbors' sons, to help fight the battles of his country and he had been heard to declare, on several oc casions, that he was ready to if he could leave his business and they called for him, but as he never went, we must conclude that the army was so full that they did not want him. The suit was purchased, and three days afterward Augustus, clad in the new clothes, "might have been seen" in the cars en route for Tremont He had a silk umbrella to protect his beaver if it rained, and a valise con taining the proverbial change of linen. Tremont was reached just before nightfall, and at the depot he found his Uncle Jack and a young lady awaiting him. Shades of Venus! That young lady was the fairest feminine creature he had ever seen. Her waterfall and round-top hat were magnificent! And her face was such a concentration of roses and lilies and violets, and all set in the gilt frame of golden hair why, Augustus' head whirled and he fl lm mm 11 felt weak in the knees, like one who has taken a dose of tarjtar emetic. He rode to his Aunt Mercy's beside Helen, feeling very much like one in a blissful dream. Like the boy we have all heard of he didn't caro whether school kept or not Helen had such a voice and such a hand and wore such charming bat moral boots, laced with scarlet Aunt Mercy was a real princess a fairy god mother fully equal to Cin dereUa's,he thought, and he gave the old lady such a hug round the heck that her. Collar-bone felt twisted fof two hours afterward. For three whole days matte rs went on swimmingly. Helen and Augustus walked, and rode, and played chess, and wound stocking yarn for Aunt Mercy, and pulled the cat's ears, after the manner of young people from time immemorial. Of course Augustus fell in love, and of course Helen thought him a little the nicest young mail she had seen; and Uncle Jack and Aunt 'Mercy looked on approvingly. On the fourth day of his stay thero was a picnic in Maple Elm, a lovely grove by the side of Swift river. Augustus drove Helen over. Ho looked at her pink cheeks and at the pink ribbons in her hat, and at her braided skirt over which her buff chambray dress was looped and his resolution was taken. Before they returned home, he meant to know his fate. In consequence of making this decision he was nervous all the morning. He tied his horse by the handle of a din ner basket, put the blanket over a stump instead of over Dobbin, and said j-es, sir, to Helen whenever she addressed him. But a man who is conscious of standing upon the brink of fate may be excused for making mistakes in gender. Augustus and Helen sat down a lit tle apart from the others on a mossy hillock close by the bank of the river. The young man touched her hand, which lay on her lap. "My dear Helen," ho began, "it 1b needless to disguise the truth! Con cealments are " he had proceeded thus far when a gust of wind lifted Helen's hat, with the pink ribbons, and sent it dancing off in the direction of the river. Augustus sprang up suddenly and gave chase. He thought he heard a strange sound, but he was too intent in saving the hat to stop for mere sounds. He stooped and caught it just as it was going over the bank, and began to retrace his steps. "Oh, Mr. Bunker!" cried Miss Mer rill the most delicately modest of all old maids, and a little near-sighted "You aro losing your pocket-handkerchief! Goodness gracious!" cried she, taking a better look; "it is 'not a pocket-handkerchief! Oh, my soul and body!" Augustus looked at himself and felt inclined to say oh, my soul and body! himself for he came to the knowl edge with one glance, th-it those pantaloons which were such "a splen did fit," had burst up like the boiler of a Mississippi steamboat, and his red flannel drawers wera striping him off like the red paint on a barber's pole. "The d dickens!" cried he, tak ing a step backward, with some sort of a vague idea of escaping some where. That step was fatal he was so near the brink of the river that nothing could save him, so he went in. Fortunately he could swim, and not stopping to deliberate he made for the opposite bank, which he reached in safety. He looked back and oh, horrible! There on the oppo site shore stood Helen, and three or four other girls and they were all giggling. This was a drop too much. Return he could not, and at the top of his speed he made for the woods. Toward night he came UDon an old farmhouse, and to the mistress he related his melancholy adventures, and received from her a loan of her "old man's" bark-colored unwhisperables in which to return to the city. Augustus received a letter of con dolence from his Aunt Mercy, and Helen sent her love, and hoped he would come to Tremont in season for the blueberries but Augustus gave vent to a hard word that looks bad on paper, and burnt the letter. A year afterwards he married a red-haired widow with five children and it is our opinion that the present Mrs. Bunker owes her position en tirely to a suit of ready made clothing. Caue of tho Volcanoes on tho Moon. The best existing map of the moon's surface, one devoted o pe cially to the mountainous regions, shows 132, 856 crater-shaped projec tions, of which number upwards of 100,003 may be seen by aid of a tele scope of only medium power. The origin of these craters has been tho subject of much discussion of late among- the astronomers, it being the opinion of many eminent authorities that they were caused by tho lunar surface (probably at a time when it was in a plastic state) being bom barded with aerolites or meteorites. Dr. Gilbert was the first geologist of high standing to favor this curious opinion basing the idea on tho fact that one of the craters in Arizona was actually formed by the falling of such a stone from the heavens. Lion anl Ifnriie. If a lion and a strong horse were to pull in opposite directions the horse would pull the lion backward with comparative ease; but if the lion were hitched behind the horo and facing in the same direction, and were allowed to exert its strength in backing, he would easily pull the horse down upon his haunches or drag him acro-s tho ring, so much greater is his strength when exerted backward from the hind legs than in forward pulling. Chicago Journal. He Nreil Not Do i pair. George, in despair I must be an idiot I don't seem to be able to find any suitable vocation. Mabel, tearfully Never mind, George. If worst comes to worst you can become a diplomatist Chicago Record. A Universal Failing. What's old Swizzles, the million aire, looking so pleased about? He just lost $10,00) in stocks." Yes. but afterward he managed to get a free tick t to a seventy-five cent show." Chicago Record. OWES MOST TO TH6 DUTCH. Few of New England'! Culinary Idea Can Be Traced to Old England. Even in Connecticut was the skill of, the Knickerbockers admired, says Harper's Magazine. A new inven tion or improvement was said to "beat the Dutch." Tho Delft tiles on tho hearth, tho crockery on tho dresser, the blue tiles lining tho front of the fireplaces ia the best houses show haw the Dutch had a part in the evolution ot thd New England house, hundreds of open fireplaces in New England were dec orated with these tiles after the Dutch fashion, arid contained not only "proverbs ill pdt'celaiH," but abundant biblical illustration. From the evidences of relics, nearly as much of tho imported fine furniture in the northern colonies camo from Holland as from England. Not a fow of the old teapots and other table service, which followed upon the introduction of those di-iuiltal drinks which drove out bear and tankard?, did indeed coma over from Holland, though not irt the Mayflower, as so often anachronistical ly alleged: When, too, tho Ofen fireplaco gradually gave way to supposed improvements, it was to a Dutch thing with a Dutch name -tho stove. Not only in Ply mouth, but olsewhero, numerous houses had what can occasionally bo seen throughout .New England to day (nor do wo mean by this tho latter substitute of tin) a Dutch oven. It was under this spacious dome of brick and clay that those famous articles of yankeo diet, the pumpkin pie, brown bread, baked beans and fish balls had their.evolu Hon. No smoker of tobacco in tho snow white meerschaum rejoiced moi'o in his coloring of the sea-foam clay than did the rosy housewives of Massachusetts bay in tho rich hues of bean, bread and fish. Tho Brown ing clubs of early days met in tho kitchen rather than in the parlor or vcndoine. Tho doughnut may havo been too cosmopolitan an articlo to claim invention at tho hands of any one people; yet what yankeo "fried cake" or doughnut ever equaled an olekoek? Was not cruller, whoso derivation confounds tho dictionary inakers, who call it "a kind of" doughnut, first brought to perfection by Captain Kroll (pronounced and sometimes spelled crull), the whilom commander and Dutch church elder at Fort Orange? To this day tho "cookoy" (koekjc), noodles, hodgepodge, stnearcase, rullichie), cold slaw, and other dishes that sur vive in New England farmhouses are, despite their changed pronunciation and spelling, proofs that tho yankcea enriched their monotonous menu of early colonial days by borrowing tho moro varied faro of their Dutch neighbors in tho West and South. As for the popular American winter breakfast luxury, tho buckwheat cake, it was introduced from Central Asia by the Hollanders, acclimated, cultivated, named becchmast" (bockweit). and in tho form asso ciated with heat, sweets, aroma and good-cheer is a Dutch invention. BRAVE BOSSY. The Co iv Saved Her Calf by Whipping a Grizzly Bear. "Usually a cow doos not stand much chance when sho engages in a hand-to-hand contlict with a grizzly boar,1' said Michael Ayers. a Colo rado stockman, "but several years ago one of my cows killed ono of these animals and came out of tho struggle without a scratch. The cow had recently given birth to a calf. It being her first-born the mother was exceedingly vicious, and it was unsafo for a stranger to ap proach her, as her horns were long and pointed. The cattle-shed had a thatched roof, and was scooped out of the hillside a short distanco from tho house. Ono night a bear, having smelt tho presence of a cow and calf, mounted the roof of tho shed and proceeded to force an entrance by scratching through the thatch. Tho cow at the same timo detected tho presenco of tho bear, and hold her self in readiness to receive the in truder. Tho noise of a terrible strug gle aroused me, and grabbing a lan tern I rushed from the house, and on opening the shed door, found the cow in a frantic state, butting and tossing to and fro some large object which ovidently had lost all power of resistance. It turned out to be a good-sized grizzly, which had been run through and through the body by the courageous mother. The little calf was nestled in a corner, sleeping peacefully, and seemed un mindful of the maternal struggle. I suppose that as soon as tho bear gained an entrance through the roof it was pinned to tho ground by tno cow's horn before it had time to do any damage. Sel'.ln; HU Epaulets. A lieutenant in the reserve of the Italian army and a resident of Genoa was recently discharged on account of his socialistic tendencies. In a letter addressed to the paper Era Nuova, ho has offered his epaulets to the fund of propaganda for tho so cialist cause. These ensigns of his grade will be sold at public auction, upon a first bid of 35 lires. or $7, at which price a jeweler offered to buy the epaulets. Meat-Eater ThU Time. There was great joy among the vegetarians in Germany last year over the fact that a vegetarian won the annual walking match from Ber lin to Eriedrichsruhe. The same veg etarian pedestrian was in the race this year, and it was generally ex pected that he would win the match again, but he was badly beaten by a meat-eater." Rather Topbeavr. Boy That toy boat you sold me is no good. Dealer What's wrong with it? Boy It won't 6tand up. Flops right over as quick as I put it in tho water. Guess you think I wanted it for a man-of-war. The Poetry of It She I'd rather be a poet than anything in the world. Poet You might be the next thing to one. She Oh, tell me how. The Poet By becoming Mrs. Poet (He get her. ) DOWN IN THE SHAFT. SWAHM9 OF RATTLESNAKES IN A DESERTED MINE. He Was Hard Up, so lis Took the Job of Cleaning Them Out for Ono Hun dred Dollars Wouldn't Care to Repott the Experience at Higher Rates. "I earned $109 onco in loss than two hours working in a mi no," said Charies Campbell, a compositor, but I had to kill 126 rattlesnakes to do it I wouldn't do tho job otror again for less than $1 per snake. I Was in hard luck on tho coast, and happened to drift into tho fino gold district of tho San Joaquin, where a company was working the White Quartz mine. At the timo I dropped in on 'em thoy found that thoy had to bring back into tho sorvico again a shaft that had been abandoned sev eral yoars before. The shaft was SO feet deep, and there was a tunnel at tho bottom of the samo length. Through long disuso tho shaft had become choked with debris at the mouth of the tunnel, and it had to bo cleaned out before tho shaft could be used again. "The very day I got thero tho company had sent two workmon down tho shaft to dig out tho debris, but they had hardly landed at tho 1m ttom beforo thev signaled frantic ally to bo hauled up. When tho bucket got to tho top tho two men woro cowering in tho bottom of tho bucket, palo as ghosts, and so nearly scared to death that they had to bo helped out It was some timo be foro thoy woro able to give any ex planation. Rattlesnakes was what ailed thent Tho shaft, they said, was full of rattlesnakes, lying about everywhere, big and ugly. They were so thick, they declared, that the noiso of thoir rattles in the depths of the shaft, when tho men disturbed the colony, almost made them deuf. Tho men had not dared step from tho tub. but had signaled hastily to bo raised to tho surface. "A lantern lowered to tho bottom of the shaft showed that tho men know what thoy wcro talking about. Tho depths woro literally alive with big rattlers, and they writhed and tumbled about, furious at tho intru sion of the light among them. Somo of the savage old chaps struck their fanjjs against the glass of the lan tern, so that wo could hear the sound of tho contact whero wo stoo.l gazing down on tho cheerful sight from the mouth of the shaft, and tho noise of tho licrco chorus of rattles was liko the rasping of a field full of locusts. The sight and sound mado lne homesick. I haven't seen or heard anything liko that for years not since I loft my nativo place in the big coon country, Tonncsscc. "That rattlesnako music at tho bottom of the mine shaft "way out on the Pacific coast made me homesick. I began to pine for the big coon country, but I hadn't a cent. If I hadn't been so homesick I don't ba licvo I'd havo jumped at tho oiTer the superintendent of tho mino mado after he found there was no other way to get those rattlers out of that shaft. 1 will givo 100 in gold,' ho said. to any ono who will clean out them snakes'.' "I stopped to tho front. "Make it $10) in gold and a quart of whisky and I'll go you!" said I. "He added the whisk and wo closed the deal right there. I bor rowed a pair of buckskin leggings and a pair of buckskin gloves Arm ing myself with a long club and the bottle of whisky, and taking a lan tern, I jumped into tho tub and they lowered me to tho bottom of tho shaft I hadn't intended to be hoist ed until I had bagged all tho rat tlers in sight Hut, after threshing away for twenty minutes at the snakes as they hurried away to hid ing places or showed fight, and kill ing all that I could get my club on, the poisonous odor that exudes from these deadly reptiles when they aro angered was too much for me. Kven Pacific coast whisky couldn't coun teract it. and I felt myself growing dizzy and faint. 1 had thrown into the tub the rattles I had killed, and was gotting into it myself to signal for a hoist before I succumbed to the noxious rattlesnake air I was breathing, when, in a niche in ono sido of tho shaft, even with my shoulder, not a foot and a half away from my throat I caught sight of a big rattler coilcJ and ready to strike. Mejhanically I threw my head and shoulders back, just as the snako launched his big. arrow-like head at my throat. That movement of mino saved me. The rattler's aim fell short His fangs were buried in the collar of my coat, an inch from my jugular. I instantly clutched the reptile with one hand around its neck, and with the other, as I tum bled unconscious into the tub. I pulled the rope. "I did not know when I reached the top, but the superinten lent told me when I came to thai when the men who were at the windlass saw me in the tub and what I was bring ing up with me, they dropped the crank and ran. But for the fortu nate presence of a stalwart Mexican (a giant miner named Valarez who caught the crank as it came around , and held it. I would have gone i plunging back to the bottom of the ! shaft, and my fate would not have been pleasant And I can't say that I blame the men much who were manning that windlass. Lying in the bottom of the tub. apparently deal. I was still clutching the big rattler by the throat, his fangs almost in mine. and lying about m were twenty-seven enormous and hideous looking rat tlers, victims of my club. Seems to me I'd have dropped something my self and ran if I had seen such a sight as that coming up out of tho dark depths of a mine shaft I revived in a few minutes, and was soon feeling in shape to go down and finish my contract I don't know how I could have done it, but in the twenty minutes I was in the shaft I had drank half of the quart of whisky. I remained in the bot tom forty-five minutes that trip, and I brought out fifty-seven dead rat tlers to the surface. I had to chase some of them into the sloping tun nel. I hal absorbed the remainder of the whisky, and when I made my third trip ton rainut09 after I cam up, I took down another pint I was down just forty-livo minutes. I garnered forty-eight rattlers, anil finished tho third pint of whisky. "If thero was another snako loft in tho shaft or tunnel I could not find it, and the superintendent hand ed mo over fivo twenty-dollar gold pieces. VENICE BUILT IN A SWAMP. Tho City Founded a Refus From Savage Northern Invader. Tho city of Venice is approached from behind by a railroad construct ed over a stretch of swamp which is not vory unliko tho near ap proach to sovcral Now Jersey coast towns. Thero is a tritlo moro water and not so much grass, but according to a writor in tho Phila delphia Telegraph, tho rido into tho city is anything but a subject for a chapter of fino romanco. Out be yond this swamp was another swamp which was a little higher. It had been out of tho water longer, and had caught enough of seawoed.sand, shells and sodiment to bo lit for birds to nest on. 'Ihero was ono island called the Kialto, which was really quito securo, and around this ono thero was said to bo about soventy fivo or eighty other islands, which to-day nro occupied by tho city of Venice. Somo of theso were origin ally not islands at all. They woro mero high places in a groat bog, which, by tho cutting of channels and by artificial means, were convertod into moro or loss fit places for the orection of buildings. Without consulting his tory, ono could almost guess that such an unfavorable spot as this was not selected as tho sito for a city out of freo choice; and, indeed, it was not. Venico was started during tho fifth and sixth centuries. Tho inhabitants of Padua aud a few more north Roman cities, chased out by tho Huns, tho Goths and othor trfbes of barbarians, took refugo thero in an Adriatic lagoon- Tho savages of Asia had no boats, so that the settlement was very safe, and. leading an independent life, prospered by itself during tho mid dlo ages at a surprising rate. It was a monstrous work to mako tho city secure from the sea. Ship loads of stone woro brought from other coasts. Dams and canals woro built at great cost, and the residonts finally got enough of dry land about them to feel modoratcly safe. It was still, however, a difficult thing to find foundations for tho houses, especially as many of tho rich mon desired to put up heavy marblo pal aces, and it frequently costs moro in Venice to-day to sink tho rocks and piles for a house than it doos to put on the superstructure. Few cities have ovor been built under greater difficulties. Shells Still Servn as Moner. A small part of tho commerce of tho world is still carried on by tho use of shells as a medium of ex change. Tho Portuguese found this sort of money in use by the natives of tho eastern coast of Africa when they opened up trado in that region and havo found it to their advantage to continuo tho practice. Fortunes aro said to havo been mado by col lecting tho shells on one part of tho African coast and putting them in circulation at a point only a fow hundred miles away. Theso shells aro sold by weight Tho price varies according as tho supply compares with the demand. Prices have been known to double and even treblo within a few months. Tho prices also vary greatly within short dis tances. What has cost the merchant from fifty cents to $1 in the market will often bring him $7 or $3 worth of goods. A DiftVrenca of View. I am almost afraid. Miss Squeers, said tho impecunious young man who had taken her to an after-theater supper, for which he had been hoard ing money for months, "I am almost afraid to ask you to eat such a meal as this just before going to bed." "Oh, never mind," answered Miss Squccrs. smiling pleasantly. "If it doesn't answer we can easily order some more, you know." Chicago Kecord. Colors. Kcd denotes courage; blue, truth, white, purity; green, jealousy, yel low, inconstancy: black, mourning; brown, melancholy; gray, remom branco; violet, sympathy. Tnennionla in ValparaiKO. Nearly ono-lifth of the deaths in Valparaiso are from pneumonia. In Itombay the deaths from the same disease a-c in the ratio of only twenty-six in 10,0 J?. JESTS AND JOKELETS. liaenn They say .Mrs. Shrew's mind is all gone. Egbert I'm not surprised. She used to give her husband apiece of it every day. "ISrifkins has graduated from the law school, hasn't he? ' "Yes." "Prac ticing?" "Not yet He's looking for somebody to practice on." Ethel Was the wedding a very brilliant one? Gladys Oh, very. They had to employ four detectives to watch the wedding presents. Jiubje If I let you off this time, will you promise not to come bae'e here again? Prisoner Yes, sir. The fact is, I didn't come voluntarily this time. .Mr?. Slimdict Why do you bring the dog into the house? Cook Please, mum. the boarders always inquire after him w'en there is sausage fer breakfast "Aw, Uimkins is socially ostra cised." "Yes." "Completely an out cast" "Completely. His social status is so low that he couldn't even lend money to a titled foreigner." "Fitzgoober's wife leads him a ter rible life; she's constantly quarreling with him." "Indeed; why I didn't think she ever lost her temper." "She don't; it is always with her." "You spoke to them in French, I noticed. Why was that?" "I wanted to discover if he was an American." "And he was?" "Of course, or he'd never have understood my French." "Gotrox has sent that wooden headed son of his on an ocean voyage. I wonder what for?" "I understand somuli dy told him if there wa any thing in the boy th sea would bring it out." THEOLPBEUABLE Cohmbus - State - Bank J (OUtatBuk lata Malt) Pan Iitodn Time Dcjoslts an labs Loais 01 M Estate I II0K diatti ei GaiMc Ww York ulil Hill ! ITHMSHI : TIOOTS. BUYS GOOD NOTES a4XdfltaCHtoaucswaUrRtMdHb mem in iticmt? tliBSIB OUBaRD. PrnX B. M. HENRY, Tloa PrwX JOHN 8TAUFFXB.Caa!; ILBBUGOKB. O.W.HUUT. L -OF- COLUMBUS, NEB., HAS AN Autkorizid Capital of - $500,000 Paid in Capital, - 90,000 m OFFICERS. O. H. SHELDON, Pres't. H. P. II. OEIILRICII. Vice Pres. CLARK GRAY. Cashlor. DANIEL SOURAM. Ass't Cash DIRECTORS. n. M. WlTf stow. II. P. 1 1 . Okbtrich. C. II. SnKLDOW, W. A. McAllister, Jo5as Welch. Carl Rikmck. STOCKHOLDERS. 9. 0. Ghat. J. Hesry Wcrdema?, Gerhard Losses, IIenrt Loseke. Clark Grat. Geo. W. Gallet. Daniel Sen ram, A. F. II. OEHLmcn. Frahk Borer. J. P. Becker Estate, Rebecca Becker. Bank of rtepostt; Interest allowed on titn deposits; buy and sell exchange on UhlteU States and Europe, and buy and soil avail able securities. We shall bo pleased to re ceive your business. Wo solicit your pat ronago. THE First National Bank OFFICERS. A. ANDERSON, J. n. GALLEY, President. VIc Pros'U O. T. ROEN. Cashier. DIRECTORS. .lfctMo. r P. ANDERSON. JACOB OBBIBXN. HENRI BAOATZ, JA9U1 aTBBBDSB. StateMcHt f the Cemiitloa at the Close r Basiaegg Jalj 12 1893. resources. Loans and Discounts f 241.407 5? Real Estate Furniture and Fix- turea 16.781 jo U.S.Bond!- 15,3.10 0) Due from other banks 137.878 It Cash on Hand 21.8C7 58 59.. 43 89 Total 1333.198 38 LIABILITIES. Capital Stock paid la 60.000 00 Surplus Fund 30.000 01 Undivided profits 4.576 00 Circulation 13.500 W Deposits.... .................... ....... 225,119 37 Total .1333,190 38 HENRY GASS, UNDERTAKER ! Coffins : and : Metallic : Cases ! EJ" Repairing of all kinds of Uphol ttery Goods. Ltf COLUMBUS. NEBRASKA. GoiuiiiDiis journal is preparfd to rcBNisn anything REQUIRED Or A PRINTING OFFICE. -WITH THE- COMMERCIA Mi COUNTRY.