Calamlm lomrol It - - .1 3- - VOLUME XXV. -NUMBER o. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA, WEDNESDAY, MAY 16, 1894. WHOLE NUMBER 1,253. ah 8 .r V I 1 V- "'- -c NEBRASKA NEWS. "'" All forms of gambling is forbidden in Hastings. Cutworms arc doing some damage in the vicinity of Hastings. Steps i.rc being taked at Kearney for a race meeting this summer. Ladies of Fremont have inaugurated the custom of horseback riding. ("uming county will have some new buildings for its fair show this fall. The central portion of Dodge county experienced a very severe hail storm. Mieep feeding is to be another big business in Dodge county next winter. '"'he Dodge county teachers' institute will he held in Fremont June -." to Julv 17. Insurance rates have been raised in Fairbury, whereat there is a loud pro test. An effort is being made to have the gambling houses of South Omaha closed. 5en. Van Wyclc and wife have re turned to their country home in Ne braska. President Cleveland denies that he is going to spend the heated term in Ne braska. Uert Simpson, a former Omaha news paper man, suicided in .Stockton, Cali lornia. .lames Wales, a laborer, was struck by a train near South Omaha aud killed last week. Thirty-eight members united with First Congregational church in Lincoln Jart Sunday. 11. 11. ( res wold, of Dodge county made a shipment of t'."0 head of cattle for Liverpool. A hundred citizens of Franklin have hamh'd themselves together to form a republican league. The republican state central commit tee is called to meet at the .Millard ho tel, Omaha, May --.'d. The state pharmacists meet in Has tings .lime 17. It is expected there will be a large attendance. A district fair association has been organized at A rap iho. for the benetit of Furnas and adjoining counties. The house of Mrs. Heineof Fremont, during her temporary absence, was en tered by burglars and disappropriated. hancellor Cantiehl of the State uni ersity gave the eitiensof Mromsburg an lnterestniir and iiistrue'-ive lecture. Fruit in the vicinity of Hastings is thought to have been considerably damaged by the changeable weather. Sneak thieves of Omaha are living high from refrigerators which citi.ens leave exposed in kitchens ami back porches. Ala "-table lire, in Omaha, the other night seven animals belonging to the American l.iscuit company perished in t:i: Man Hon. W. .1. P.ryan has been invited to deliver an address at the coming . haiitampia in Fremont to the Modern Woodmen of America. The state board of health has offici ally declared that a physician who ad vertises himself is not guilty of "un professional conduct.'" Mrs. Purrows of Nebraska City, taints a divorce from her husband with whom she has lived for thirty-live years. The charge is drunkenness anil desertion. A farmer at Imperial has kept a double entry account with his dock of hens aud finds by the balance sheet that they hae returned a net profit of SI per hen for the year. There is great complaint at Norfolk again over unjust freight lates, which have caused another wholesaler to leave tin-city for a field that is not discrimi nated against by the railroads. A colored man is working some Ne braska town- for subscriptions to lift a lixorltr.i'-o n a Kantist church in Coun cil Willis. He hasn't anv creiJenii.iK ! and it is possible may be a fraud. Dr. Solomon and other physicians of South Omaha propose to drive out all mid wives who are doing business in the -Magic City contrary to law. There are Nii'i io oe seveiuv-inree women thus I engaged. Commander Church Howe spoke to a large ami enthusiastic audience at the opera liosi-t in Kearney. He urged all old veterans who had never joined the rami Army of the Republic to cornel into the fob!. I Charles R. Knapp. who has been run- ning the Hotel Oxnard at Norfolk since I last fall, left the other morning on the : early ioux t lty train, leaving the bulk of his rent bill and numerous other bills ' with merchants and help unpaid. I The body of Harry Saults, aged 21, was found hanging in the barn of : t harles .lohpson, a fanner living in the northeast corner of tirant township, (Sage county. It was evidently a ease of suicide, but no motive is assigned. The following appointments are an nounced from Washington: Charles II. Adams of Nebraska, to be register of . the land office at Proken Row, Neb.: I'eneral order No. 1. from headquar Andrew .1. Robertson of Nebraska, to lets Department of Nebraska, t'rand be re eiver of public moneys at Rrokeu j Annv f lht. r0jm,.lk., rcaih: J"ow Neo. ,: , , ,. , ,, , , . ., . ' "I nrsiiant to the establishment of a imon learce broke jail again at i r.u.mnri:.l dav bv the nmioii.-.l ..,-,,. lairburyand escaped from the sheriffs j care. He was returned to the lad a , , . . .. " ! -. w.l ; .llCF, ll.n AUiZ L'Ul 111 us wav out. ' hi n!tiir lnni-iimcr- tin. .n.i-tiT V.,....l ! , . . ,, , , -- - ...v. .....j. ...w oii., 4ii IUUUU k..v t. ... uui uouis an locKcu ana his prisoner missing. '1 he new village board of Kwiinr or- ganized by electing J. A. Trommers-: hausser chairman. A. A. F.gc clerk .and i II S. C.ilmour treasurer. A remon-' .tl-ntlii ll.MIl' l.-..Ci.t. t ..it mfqincl !,.-. I.- ........ .. .......p, .. .. -., ,, .i.ii.-i, i m; is suance of saloon license the board ad journed to consider the matter. W. I Greene, of Kearney, has taken the cue from Coxey and proposes to or ganize a cavalry campaign this fall in the interest's of the uopulists. lie of fers his services aseommander-iu-chief j and believes he can get five hundred men throughout the state to follow hi in. A; Oxford while John Seharbles was driving a lumber wagon the front end ! gate came out and he was precipitated under the horses, which became fright ened and ran, dragging him two blocks, i He did not regain consciousness and died in six hours after receiving the in-, juries. A box of choice crystals, some of them large and handsome, some in groups, were sent last week from Xew York cit3' by 3Ir. hazard Calm to the state university museum. This will make a nucleus for the proposed crvs- talographic collection which will be ' made within the next twelve or fifteen i months for the university. ti.oi i, ;... ...:ii .. niinn. i-- t -LJ4l II1U !.! 1.411 VIZ llllVi:ii LO 1.11.C its course in the case of Allan Alford, the young man who betrayed the con fidence of his f his employers, Kilpatrick r.ros. t Collins, of JJcatricc, whose name ne signed to five of their checks, is now certain. The young man's fath er refuses to intercede in his behalf, ami expresses the wish that he may get as heavy sentence as possible. A little child of Thomas McDonald of Tilden had a narrow escape from a ter riuie death the other day. A lamp was overturned in the little" one's lap and she was instantly enveloped in flam-s. uiek action saved her life, but she wi.s frightfully burned aud will prob ably lose the sight of one eye. Nellie Cavanaugh has sued Cudahy, the South Omaha packer, for S.'i.ooi), forthedralhof Patrick Cavanaugh, her husband, who was killed while work ing on a building being erected by Cudahy. Mrs. Cavanaugh by this fatality was left with- three small chil dren to support Old soldiers of Lincoln and adjoining counties rallied at Wallace to receive Commander Church Howe of the G. A. It. The town was decorated with Hags and a general good time had. The M. K. church was filled to overflowing to listen to Commander Howe's address, which was well received. The petition for the removal of Fath er Knglish from his charge in Hastings was forwarded last week to Archbishop Hennessey at Dubuque. It is said to have contained but twenty-two or twenty-three names. It is very prob able that a remonstrance will fi-iiow shortly, as the priest's friends no not propose to stand idly- by while the op position is busily engaged in trying to accomplish his removal. Miss Mary Sima of Fremont, a Bohe mian girl IT years of age, had Henry McMartin, a former brakeman on the Klkhorn road, arrested, charging him with committing an assault upon her in the city park. When arrested Mc Martin denied knowinganythingabout the affair, but when Chief of Police Nelson said he would go with him to see the girl he wilted and acknowl edged he was the person. He now lan guishes in tiie county jail. May sth was a gala day at Pine Ridge agency, the event being the marriage of ( hicf Yellow P.ird and .lulian Fcof fey, two prominent Sioux Indians. The attair was elaborately celebrated by the .sioux generally. 'J he ceremony was unique, being a blending of the old time Moux and civilized customs, mak ing it very- lomantic and yet impres sive. The ceremony was performed by 11-v. Mr. s-nively in the Kpiscopiliau chapel in the presence of a vast throng of Sioux attired in all conceivable man ner of dres and composed of all classes in m itter of civilization. '1 he Humane society met in Omaha the other day to Sake a new start. There were fifteen members present and all were enthusiastic over tiie re vival of the goodcau-e. The executive committee was instructed to loiifer with the committee from the Woman's ( hrMiau association and from the philanthropic branch of the Woman's club for the purpose of drafting a meas ure which will se.-.ire a state law for the prevention of the cruel treatment of children by parents or guardians. This measure will be introduced into the next legislature in the form of a bill. Dixon, in Dixon county, his one in teresting feature which is seldom seen in western communities. (!. W. Hayne is a popular blacksmith who has work ed at the business su cessfully for forty years. He is getting old, and not having been hies cd with sons, he lia traiiuel his two daughters. Miss Flor ence, a-ed P.i. and Miss Almeda. aged Pi. and they are both now verv compe- i tent assistants. Tliev can polish plows. use ihe sledges and do most any other work which comes to the shop, and, withal They are handsome, intelligent, refined and cultivated ladies, and can shine in tiie drawing room with the same grace that they adorn their father's -niithy. A ( hall'ell dispatch says: District court has been in session the past week wiiii Hon. .s. .. Holeomb on the ben -h. The ordinary grind was :lispoe I of the first part ol the week. The most im portant case was that of II. K. .lackett against William Helm for shooting oil the aim of the former. The cai-c was fought bitterly ami resulted in a ver uicl of not guilty. Mrs. .lackett at once was overcome with hsteiia and was earned uioauinir from the room. At the present time she is in an uncon scious condition and her life is in the balance. Helm was tried for another enc.ige 01 snooting, in winch case the state of Nebraska was plaint ill. Says the Norfolk News: About the middle of last June as ". S. Martin was passing the residence of W. H. Wida iiian the latter was out among the fruit trees on his property. Mr. Martin stop lied lor a chat, and in the course of the conversation Widamau remarked that seme of his apple trees, planted several years ago, had not borne any fruit Mr. Martin said he would Hk that limb so it would be full of fruit next year, lie was told to go ahead. Taking out his knife Mr. Martin proceeded to make a quarter-inch girdle around the limb, cutting away the Lark only. This spring the girdled limb is the only one on the tree containing blossoms. Mr. Martin says he has seen this remedy tried many times and always with suc cess !t was a Douglas county farmer who first discovered this remedy. He had tied a calf to an apple tree which had never produced an ounce of fruit. The rope around the tree wore away the bark, and the followimr year the tree was weighted down with fruit. Memorial Day in Nelim-k:i lm.IIt IO lltf 0WVv,.,j bv ,he momben, of i .i...- i r .i. . t. , ? I llievn.lliu .:;i!l Ol me liCIIlIUllC. Oil I ,i... -, ,1, .1 r t n: .-..-. - -. UUIltUL-UU Ul IIIU iifcua Oi OUI IilllCIl comradoJs aiul :lr, directed in general oruers No ,. fnm n.lUonal heSd uap. mr. this .r,.,,,.;-.! . ..!..! u ,.,...i Ihe department commander earn- i estlv desires that evcrv post thromrli- j out'the department shall join in "the ' . .! I J ... 1 , , ' services of this sad and sacred dav, and ;h.:t they alo comply with the rules ar.d regulations by attending divine services in a bodv on the Sundav ore ceding same. " - I'hen. comrades, in obedience to J this order, in the services of this hal- lowed day. mark tiie grave of every allien soldier, dead, with the llair of the nation. I ear them kind remem brance, ami in a true soldierly spirit. strew their silent homes with the choi cest dowers of spring, which tell the storv of lovaltv and love " I he women s belief corps, ons 0j ,- . i.i. - .- i 'terr.r.s. I laughters ot eterans, 1,1- ..' ti... i:,,.j a-,,,,- ,,.,ia:.. Dep't Commander." Mrs. Gertrude Hon- Council, of the Woman's Itelief corps, has also issued a general order in which she says: "While v.e -trew flowers upon the graves of our dead heroes let us not forget to speak kindly and lovingly ' to those whose soldierlv bearing re-' when under 1 minds us of the davs southern skies they gave the last proof ' of fidelity to country and Hag. 1 "it is very desirable and fitting that every corps in this department should hold themselves in readiness to- assist the Grand Army of the Kepublic in the observance of this, our national Memo rial day. in such a manner as the com rades maj- elirect. "Knlist the intercut of schoolchildren in the noble work, thus making it a day of instiueliou :ni patriotism to them." l...,,-.u- i.4.,..- ....... . is Jveun. me lioet ana dreamer, sm i en. ,i.- .i.-.... i.u :.. and all patriotic organizations are ' h' arouse and lake his place in the ; have alwavs thou-jrht vour-elf the olT- " mru:". uiiiiii:-'', iuu.i. l..:.i-iiii" iiii'iii . " iiui.il niiii:iiiii. iiiniiin 11 ii'ii ."'iiii earncstly and cordially invited to join ! arena. It had imide him throw heart. spring of poor but honest parents. I in the'se memorial oxereisfis. i nnd soul, and liii into tin. ,rr. .,...! . " . 1- . . . . "" " ! 1 .. .. . , ,, i- ; . aiie voinii lurnen paie. On this day ail livmg comrades not nice feu- wealth and a name. Vain' "t-athci-" he as.ned -e-m it i i 1. ,. 1 r , .. .. wisp is taugiii.. nen tame a.nl wealth he nntv: hV lion. cmi- ,.. 1 i toimiijuu ui till ia-ii uk. . . , . ... j-. . , ..v.... ..,.ii. u 1 ,,g MIS FltSf m TfJZZ' I " 1? ' C-3v YKl L KEITH s Wf& 'fr "IT;'1-110 , YR1L KKITHsit at us ' dreary little room. The win- -' 5 trv wind was sighing nioiirn- fullv down the chimney,and the storm-fiend was abroad. A lone- ly room poorly furnished, and onlv a "host of a fire in the rilsty grate. He bent over his desk, and the hand white nnd frail as a woman's which held the pen, was traveling rapidly over the white page before him. His faee was the faee of a picture, a beautiful. sad picture, with its wonderful eyes, ! blue as violets, fringed with long, j golden-brown lashes; a golden mus- j tachc shaded the short upper lip; his : mouth was like a Cupid's bow. Straight, delicate features; a broad, low brow with a raass of golden-brown hair; a tall, slender figure: ami there you have my hero. Rilt words fail to t'onvcv an ade'iuate idea of the dreamy beauty of that perfect face; j its ivory-like skin and fragile hue. J lie was delicate as a woman: over- sensitive, highly strung, nervous, and, ; ithal. a genius. j The golden head drooped over the , manuscript before him, and ihe white hand raced over the page until leaf after leaf of the work was completed. He was writing a play. He was actor as well as author, ami in this play he was to assume the leading role. Int6 this play he had thrown all the strength of his genius: an. I h's powers of creation, all the beauty and pathos which crowded in upon his brain as the plot unfolded itself. Such beanli- j ft:!, lender scenes would bring tears i to the eyes of a worldling. Such ex quisite love passages: such dainty wit, and touches of sarcasm. A gr;i:id play a play which ought to have brought him fame aud fortune: but not a play to be appreciated b- the multitude. It was beyond the comprehension of I the "common herd."' i On, on, he worked, occasionally lift- j ing his head to glancj at the tiny ciocK on tiie mantel. J lie Hours wore on: the fire died out in the grate, but he never knew it: the wind arosj higher, and shrieked and tore about the old leneinent-housc, but Cyril Keith was deaf to all externals, and knew i nothing of the storm. The hours Hew by. The clock had not been wound, and at last it stopped, and there was not a sound to break the dead silence, save the scratching of the pen upon the pap jr. and the moaning of the wind outside. The writer was growing paler and paler. He was weak for want of food, and the work that he had set himself to do that night was far too much for his feeble strength. Put his brain was preternatirally bright and active, and the pen Hew on over the paper. Cor renins docs wli it it inn-it, Wlnle talent does viial it cm ' The pen dropped at last from his nerveless fingers numb, too, with the cold which had crept in at numerous coiners and down the chimney filling mxr.r.D rxsTi:.n.v. the room with a biting, stinging at mosphere. He pushed oaek his chair and arose to his feet, numbed and aching. "I declare it is 3 o'clock! Why., the clock has stopped. It must be later. And the fire is out and the room like the North Fo'e, and I am faint and weary and hungry but" the light of genius irradiat'ng the beautiful worn face-"my play is done.and well done! v i; . ; o ),.. .?;.! . ......... c -" - ii.m. iiu. luiuv tiiin my heart. Only think" he went on with his solilofpiy after the manner of those who are accustomed to being much alone. "It i all mine, and I am to appear in it. My first appearance upon the boards of a real theater. I have acted in amateur companies time and again, but this means something more. This is profess'onal. and means th" opening door lo my future fame and fortune and and her. Oh! the divine light in tlu glorious eyes, and the ring of ecstasy in the low. sweet, tender voice.'' Xow. when one finds a man so en-rros-ed in dreams of fame and future success, it is usually safe to infer that there is a woman in the ca-c. Some fair, sweet face to llrrr,. 1. i 1. mi :i vrili.. In 1i?t-. n .-li .,. , , . ,. ,. . .. , hand to beckon. It was ntst such a , . ... , . , J , , ., ('"oii.is. as tins, wuieii matie tvru are won. do tnoy always bring happi- ncssV Like the fly, embalmed in am- ! ,er ! "Type of the poet. peri-h'd in hi- fl.-.m-?. I IVho dies to Ic-ivc the luster of a name I And l-e cazed upon still, in crystUlized fame " Hut Cyril Keith had no thought for ! anything bul the dainty bit of pink- ; and-wnite, the sweet, fair faee with j its melting dark eyes and wealth of golden hair: the lovely Miss Vavasor. Queen of her select circle, rich, a so cial success how dared he aspire to such as she? It was madness, folly, suicide. All the same, it was true, ami for her he had toiled for her, al though he knew not that she would smile upon His suit. Maude Vavasor was a soulless Mammon vorship?r, as unlike this poet, as tiroes is unl'ke gold, yet the glitter is there. She P TT7 , C Jll KM&X vl .1 . mAA . f'VTr " ( 1 "-S-- v aw1 m V4ta --z.- - I ! JK i t i ?- " tlu I i had met him at certain rcecptions.and had chosen to smile Upon him, just to piqile "the other one"' For there waa another suitor, another Richmond in the field, before whose wealth and po- ) sition Cyril Keith paled into insignifi cance. Only he did not know of tins suitor, and no one had the heart to refer to him in the presence of the young dramatist. Itwas cruel and mistaken kindness for Cyril was a slave to the siren and believed her slightest word. lie had I determined to write a play and appear , in the leading role and by putting his ' whole heart and soul, and strength of brain and will, and talent, into it. he hoped to touch her, and to win from her ruby lips a hope that in the future she would be his. So he had toiled early and lal?, and as he wrote, the part he intended playing became so familiar to hint that to-night, with the play finally completed, he knew that he was letter-perfect and could go upon the boards to-morrow if need be in his new role. He stood before the lifeless grate, with a hectic fiiish burning upon his cheeks, and a feverish sparkle in his eyes, and felt neither cold nor hunger. There were llecks of blood upon his dips but he knew it not. '.My darliiiL'."" he mumured tenderly, 'my beautiful darling! Am I worthy of her'.'" And Satan laughed as he listened. The night for which he longed so eagerly, feverishly, came at last. He was to make his first appearance be fore the public in a "real theat'r," and he was in a nervous tremor. Miss Vavasor was Io appear in a proscenium box with several of her fashionable friends, among them Lord Clarence Montford, the Fii'.'lish nobleman, "the other one." He wa. Miss Vavasor's favored suitor, and to pique him she had been kind to Cyril Keith. He was really a titled nobleman. To win a title. Miss Vavasor would have borne any sorrow, descended to.any humil ity. To that one glittering aim her heart was anchored: to become Lady Montford she would have sold her best ' friend into bondage She had lured j Cyril Keith on, with the hope of iu I citing the nobleman to a proposal. She had done her best. Will she siic-ceed-.' To-night she was fai- as a drcam wonian. in her robe of snowy silk trimmed with gold, and a white p'.us'i opera-cloak. Her beautiful hair was sparkling with diamonds: sho was tiie loveliest woman in the groat tluat -r. which was literally jvicked until there Was not even standing room Tiie story of the young writer ha 1 gotten a'nvad in some way, and public inter est was excited, public curiosity aroused. The play began and pro gressed. Cyril Keith proved a reve lation to even tho-e who knew him best. He was grand. Kven the crit ics, who came to condemn, could not refrain from admiration. The cur tain was about to arisj upon the last act the act in which the young poet in thy play was to be- rewarded by the hand of the woman he loved so madly, and for whose sake he had tolled and striven. Just before the curtain rose, a note was handed to Cyril Keith. He lore it open and read these words: 'Mt.ir Knead Cvril I lornv yon will lie plcnsPil at inj rood lot time v.e h:ie lfen Kooil frieii'ls. hue' we not - So i m n;o !...', 1 to tell you fi.it lo ni -lit I hive promise! to lH'.oni" tli- wife ol I.1111I ' arenee M. lit lord Only tlnn ol it I.;ily Monti Tor V. I inn mi el.ited 1 mut ! II smiie one and so I t( II yon. L'o:i;r.itul.it'' mo Vonr mend. M.-.ruK ' ,, Once, twice, three times the pale lips read it over, the perspiration standing in drop; up m his white brow, his hands clinching the brutal letter until he lost all power to feel. The call to the stage soundc I in his ears; the audience must not be kept waiting. Some one touched his arm. (jood heavens! man, you are ill!" a voice said, which sounded far oft" like distant thunder. Rut he drew awav from his interlocutor and passed out upon the stage. .slowly and falteringly he went turough the pari, until he came to v.-he re the hero tells the heroine of his mighty love. "I would have lain my life down for you.'" so ran the words of the nlav. lust then his eyes met the Hushing. j triumphant orbs of Miss Vavasor in stage-bow and at her side, the portly form of the Knglish nobleman. j Lord Clarence Montford. j Slowly the great blue eyes of the I actor dilated; he caught his breath ! with a gasp: ree'el unsteadily toward j the box where she sat in all her glow I ing beauty gazing cruelly down upon j him. like Mephistophelcs gloating over ! a lost soul. Then, with a faint moan he fell fell, and the blood streainiii" 1 over his white lips crimsoned the stage. ! When they lifted the golden head , life was quite extinct. Cyril Keith had made his first an I last appearance in the play which was destined to 'brinir him fame and fortune, now- that 1 he no longer needed it. an L send his name r'nsring down the aisles of time i in posthumous glory. So many of us become famous 1 after we are dead! I When tiie news was brought to ,' Maude Vavasor the future Lady i Montford in her laee-draped box the announcement of the young man's I tragic death, her beautiful face paled I slightly, she bit her red lips nervously: 'How very sad and and shock ing!" slit exclaimed. Tot Uone::. The old man pondered long aud deeply. .'iy son. ne sum. at- icmriii. 111 a his bosom. "Hov."' he exclaimed, arrived at an ac when t i: .i ..- "1 u "you vou have should uu, uxs -'" vu "u I'"- Leading tho way to the attic, with trembling, eager hands ho removed a few loose boards and showed his child how he made the "as meter lose a couple of hundred feet every month. Truth. Tli-y Ou.irrMiMt. "Dey has done bruk de engage- ment. "Vou doan say so." "Yassin'dced." "What for?" "She done tas'cd a. persimmon dnt warn' ripe, au" he misconstrued de pucker an' kis-l i.- r. ' SHAMED BY A PARROT. nrllllant Idea of a Knight or the Fot Cop to Increase ISimincss. At certain dental rooms in Wilkes barro, Pa., thoy have a parrot which greatly assists in the work of ex tracting tedtll. 'i'ho parrot's name is Caesar. Ho is a fine spcciiilcu df his species, his intelligence being something marvellous. Dr. Wcllcr, who has charge of tho rooms, says ho would not part with the bird fot ny money. And no wonder, the parrot brings grist to his mill. The bird does its work this war: A man comes to have his tooth pulled. Ho gets into tho chair and then his courage fails him. He tells the dentist that tho pain has gone away and that ho will postpone- tho operation until tho next da. In nirto cases out of ten the dentist is unable to persuade the patient that it will ho to his bodily comfort to have tho iriolar extracted. Then, when tho man gets up out of his chair, tho parrot, who has been watching him all the time, takes him in charge. "Oh. coward," yells tho parrot, you haven't the nerve of a chicken." The man looks around in conster nation. The parrot is partly hidden in his big Gage behind tho screen. Tho man with the toothache turns around to the knight of tho forceps and inquires: What remarks wcro those you just made?" I said nothing," replied tho dentist; "it was the parrot who was speaking." The gentleman is then introduced td the parrot. A pleasant conversa tion ensues: Nice morning," says tho parrot; tooth pulled? No! You bettor; catch cold when you go out; better have it out and be. douo with it; lots people have teeth pulled this morn ing." The man with tho toothache is so dumbfounded over tho parrot's talk that ho hardly knows what way to turn for tiio titno being. Then the parrot urges him on again, saying: 4(Jo on, it will only take a min ute; tho doctor is waiting for you." This is too much for tho man. lie goes back to tho chair and has the tooth removed. Then tho par rot jumps all around his cage and says: "Oh, ain't I happy: I feel so happy with my big tooth out" That parrot," says tho dentist, "can talk anybody into getting a tooth pullo.l. Wo had a farmer in tho other day. Ho wanted all his teeth taken out and a new set made. Wo wanted him to take gas. Tho old man said: " 'Well, now, by gosh! I don't know about that. I often heard of people blowing out gas and then dy ing; I don't think I'll risk it.' " Good boy,' shouted tho pa-rot, 'sensible man; don't you take gas; just sit down there and nulling your teeth will bo just as easy as husking corn.' "When the farmer looked around and saw tho parrot ho said: "Weil, I declare; why, that bird talked like a man. I guess I'll take his advice an 1 let you crack away at my chcwer.t' There was no trouble in pulling the old man's first two Iceth. but when tho third one came ho jumped two feet in tho chair. That was a nerve clincher.' said tho parrot. It won't happen again, .lust keep nice and quiet now and soon yodr teeth will be out' This soothing advice had a calm ing oiTect on tho farmer, and he sank back into the chair perfectly satis fied with what had taKcn placo and what was to come. When the job wao through the parrot said: 'Well done; there isn't one man in a thousand who could go through such an ordeal; vou must have a i wonderful constitution. ' j "The farmer smiled and said he guessed he had." Tiirnpil to Stone. A remarkablo case of petrifaction was discovered when the body of Solomon Krepps was exhumed in Taylor's cemetery, near Brownville, I'a., for removal to another gravo yard. Tho grave was near tho fenco which separated tho cemetery from the national pike, and it is supposed that water percolating through the limestone roalbed had kept tho body covered with a calcareous solu tion. The clothing was found well preserved, although the burial took place eight years ago. The hair and beard wero crisp and felt like threads of glass. The body was entirely turned to stone, and so hard that smart blows with a pick made no impression. Tobacco C'onsunjplloji. Nearly 36,00) tons of tobacco a-e annually consumed in France, ac cording to recent statistics. Of this some 2i),0)0 tons ao used for smok ing. 1,1'oj for chewing and the re raaindoe for smtlf. This is an in- crease of 7,01) over the consumption of twenty years ago, but there has been little change in the last ten I years, except that tho quantity o." ' suit? used is gradually diminishing, I Nearly a ninth o." the tobacc is con- sinned in Paris and its suburbs. a Slum;. That's Seidam e-eii. It may not bo generally known that I -nolo Sam m-ii.t- n,,n r,r,t.. ' stamp that is not for sale, i. e.'. the ' I second-class matter stamp. This ! ! btamn. new or eane-led. nvm-m.. 1 out of the hands of postoffice o licials. 1 ostac-e on periodicals is prepaid by the pound in cash, and the re ceiving cleric cancels these special stamps to tho value of the postage thus prepaid and forwards the can celed stamps lo tho department as ouchers. Xot Very Encourajjin;;. Johnnio Masher I dreamt last, ' "- ni.". 1. piui'uai!.i io..ju. ... ! . Lo1n'?croffin-1 hero . s ewctently a bond of sympathy be-I tween us. I, too, dreamed last night J that you proposed, and that I re-, jected you and then my big brother j kicked you down tho front door steps, j and the dog bit a chunk out of you. I Texas Sifting. One Way of Increasing Compensation Tom, the bookkeeper Why do yoa work so hard? The firm doesn't give yon any greater pay for it f'corge, the clerk I "know that, but when I'm working I forget how small my salary is Chicago Record.. A NO-TO-BAC MIRACLE PHYSIC VL PERFECTION PRE VENTED BY THE USE OF TOBACCO. An Oltl-Titner of Tirenty-threo Years Tobaccd Clietrltiff nnd Smoking Cured, and Cains Tttcntj rounds In Thirty Days. Lakh Geneva, Wis., May 7. Spe cial. The ladies of our beautiful little town are making an interesting and exciting time for tobacco-using hus bands, since the injurious effect? of tobacco and the case with which it can be cured by a preparation called Xo-To-lac have been so plninly demon strated by the cure of Mr. F. C. Waite. In a Written statement he says: "I smoked and chewed tobacco for twenty-three years, and 1 am sure that my case was one of the worst In this part of the country. Even after I went to bed at night if I woke up I would want to chew or smoke. It was not only killing me, but my wife was also ailing from the injurious effects. Two boxes of Xo-To-lac cured me, and I have no more desire for tobacco than I have to jump out of the window. I have gained twenty pounds in thirty days, my wife is well, and we are in deed both happy to say that No-To-lac is truly 'worth its weight in gold' to us." The cure and improvement in Mr. Waite's case is looked upon as a mira cle in fact, it is the talk of the town and county, and it is estimated that over a thousand tobacco users will be using Xo-To-lSac within a few weeks. The peculiarity about Xo-To-Hac as a patent medicine is that the mak ers, the Sterling Kemcdy Company, No. 1S Randolph street, Chicago, ab solutely guarantee the use of three boxes to cure, or refund the money, and the cost, $'.'.. IO, is so trilling as compared with the cxp-ensive and un necessary use of tobacco that tobacco using husbands have no good excuse to offer when their wives insist upon their taking Xo-To-Ihic and getting result in the way of pure, sweet breath, wonderful improvement in their men tal and physical condition, with a practical revitalizaMnn of their nico ized nerves. Killed Ij"l!ieEiirciric"Llslil. An accident of an extraordinary na !tne occurred nt the Ralte Theater, Aston, nearlHrmiugliam. Thestagowa? lighted by two electric lights, and when the candles wcro not burning two brncs connections, used for tho purposo of crossing the current, wero hung up over the orchestra. After the perform ance of the pantomime, Mr. Uruno, Ihe euphonium player, was leaving with tho other members of the band, when, presumably out of curiosity, ho caught hold cf the two brass connections re ferred to. The man in charge called out to him with the object of warning him of the danger he was incurring. Tho warning, however, camo too late, Mr. Bruno received tho full shock of the electric current generated by tho powerful battery which supplies tho whole of the lamps in tho building and grounds. It is .said that the candles not being thn burning Mr. Lruuo was unable to disengage himself, and pulled he wire down. Tho shock rendered him insensible. Medical men were soon in attendance and restoratives ap plied, but Mr. Bruno died in forty min utes afterward.- London Times. " AllErTEl. ANI WM.I. AI'I'KAi:." One eveninc while m liuini; In my asy chair. roj'i:iii:j; Over Ihe Iscfc o inic religion and tLe dearth o common su:p. A HOicmn-vfragnl lidy. Who was nuicly on the haily Side of thirty. ent-reJ firoadly, a:id to crush nit did commence: " I sent a poem hero, s'r." Slid tLe lady, cruwinn lii-rrr, "and the subject which I'd choat'i, you rcmeudicr, sir, was ni7. I'nt altuoHsh I've rcinrrd your paper, S.r. lij Min'felit. nas ami t.ij r, I've discovircd of t'itt poeni not a solitary tliin f She was imisrul.-ir and wiry. And her tc mj cr. su e. i lif ry. And I knsw tu pacify Iit 1 would have to fib lite fuu; So I tulil her tha her vere. Which trruerrat. hid couiftto hle's li". We'd rrcivel jtjst sity-oiic ou 'Srin."o uhitb wtl printed one. Aud, I added, we're decided That tl.fj'd ln-ttf r l.e d.ic"ed Amons the jrars that fallow one to each succeed ing spriti:;. S. your work. I'ra pleaded to mention, Will n cvit our liet attf ii'ion In the year of niuetciii-.orty, v.heu tho birds bfgin to sicR. Skill in IMiication. It loots as if the time had come for us to thoroughly overhanl onr notions of education, and devote ourselves to tho training of skillful workmen as weli a3 astute doctors and lawyers and minis ters aud politicians. The benefactor of the future is not so ranch the man who makes two blades of grass grow where one grew before as he who can make one blado of grass as good as two put together. If we keen on developing our material resources, there will come , a time when their production tv ill be unprofitable, and our only salvation will be to increase them a thonoand-f old in value bv the application of ."kill. A . bale of cotton is a big, bulky affair; but ' ' worked up into little spools of thread it I ' ,s increased m value a thousand-fold. France might havo exported by 1 ship-load thousands of tons of clay 0 I Bi'GS' all( not uaTe recfeil hack r rauce might havo exported by the and as ; mr,cu as sne Sets from ono delicate Iit- tie Sevres vase. America has already ' proved by her manufactures that the P1"0'1'" of skill far outweigh in value . the products of mere force; and, morc- ve.r Jbat her, skil, wlie? thoroughly tnu??d " ,to !e mhei &&t c .0"u: . ma'. "" aiusu leie.scope that shall exccll in power any yst made, she passes the fine work of Munich and the shops of Franenhofer to come to Cambridge, where Alvan Clark's skill ful hands will turn out lenses that beat the world. Spriny field Republican. A Cure rou Scab let Feveb. The following recipe from the Country Gentleman ehows the efh'cacv of the I sulphur care: The foreign journals quite generally notice the successful ,Mlmni.f f c-.W f-v,. l.v Tir TT ' treatment of ecarlet fever by Dr. H. Pigeon, by the use of sulphur. Itap- ! pears ti,at pjj te cascs iu wijich he em- ' pl0ved this remedv were well marked, , and" the epiderrais'on tho arms in each case came away like the skin of a snake. I The patient was thoroughly anointed ! twice daily with sulphur ointment, and i live or ten grains of sulphur given in a . -..,, -- little jam three times a day. Sufficient 1 sulphur was burned twice daily on coals I on a Bhovel to fill the room with the ; fumes, and, of course, was thoroughly j iuhaled by the patient. Dr. Pigeon asserts that, under his mode of treat ment, each case improved immediately, and none were over eight days in mak ing a complete recovery. COT DAMAGES FROM THE EARL. An I.'nslisli Scri:ip jlalU Who KrrtteCtl to t'art'y Co:l for ('luiu-arty. At the Hrompton county court. tho other day, Captain Head claimed i."ir from tho carl of C'lancarty for breach of agreement in tho hiring of a furnis.icd houso. 10 Lowndes square. says tho Westminister Cnzettt'.. Tho defendant signed an agreement to take tho houso in question from September -.5 last to November IS at tho rent of 100 lCs. This document contained a clause to tho effect that his lordship should retain on the promises tho landlord's housemaid, named White, the former paying her thrco shillings per week for washing and beer and half her wages, 'J2 per annum, be sides providing her with Hoard. Miortiy after his lordship and hia servants took up their abode at 10 Lowndes square, tho carl ot C'lan carty tent the butler to the house maid with an order io make a lire in Lady iTancarty's room. White re plied that it was not her place to carry coal while an able-bodied footman was in tho house. Kventually, however. she did light tho lire, but expressed her opinion that it was not her duty to carry coal, inn lorusntp, on oeiug informed of this, wrote her a note reproving her for what he termed impertinence' and telling her to pack up and leave the house. Later on Lord C'lancarty oiTcrcd her a month's wages in lieu of notice, but the plaintiff declined to accept it ot to leave the house. Hie stated that she was turned out at D:'" ) p. m. by the aid of a policeman. One of tiie neighb rs sheltered ho until the mo ning, when she took tram to her pa cuts' home in Taunton. Defend ant, who was staled to bo unable at present to leave his lesidenee at 1'allinasloe, Ireland, was represented by counsel, who stated the defense io be that the girl on refusing to carry coal behaved impertinently, and defendant was legally within his right in discha ging her. Wis honor said th it clearly Lord (lan carty had no authority to dismiss this servant. He (tho learned judge) did not think that in a noble man's family a housemaid should bo asked to carry coal, and hi; was of opinion that the git I had t-vated bis lordship with the greatest rispect possible. He found for the pltintilT for L'1'5, but disallowed "J railway fa e and express to Taunton. .Juug ment was entered accordingly, with Cv'stS. 'Iiinpsc l'rer . When, on the death of a Chinese neer. an imperial decree has been j obtained nominating his successor, it does not follow that that successor ! can at once a-suino the title and ; draw his pay. On the contrary.he is ! required lirst of all to go into mourii I ing for his father, grandfather or j uncle, as the case may be. If he is ; a Manchtt he can got this over in a ! hundred days for the Manehtis wero a practical folk. and. though they yielded something to Chinese preju I dices, would not yield too much -i but if he is a Chinaman he must mourn for twenty-seven months. 1 This was the cause why the lato ! Marquis Tseng did not. though hi- father died in l.S7 lake up the title until September, 171. when he was again called into a second twenty seen months' mourning for his mothe -. His mourning over. the new peer should go to court and bo pre sented to the emperor. There- are. apparently, no succession fees, thouuh the otlicials of the board con cernedthe home otlico and the I horse guards of China contrive to exact fees on the lirst issue of a patent. These patents should be made of tho best white silk, and en them should be p-inted a copy of the decree granting the title. Ton Cool to lt IScncsi. Tietor Sclm leher, tin eminent writer, politician, and republican philanthropist who died latoly in France, alter au honorable life of nearly ninety years, had a quick eye for dishonesty of character. As a j deputy, he voted to permit the re turn of Louis Napoleon to r ranee, believing that tho time had come for ttnive:sal forgiveness. Louis Napoleon read a speech thanking the deputies, and full of apparently frame protestations of fidelity to the re public. Sch'i'Ieher shook his bead when he heard this speech. '! watched him through 1113- glass," he said, "and his paper never trembled in his hand. He is too cool to be an honest man. We shall have occasion lo legist his coming into the coun try."' This estimate proved quite true, for in a few years L tiis ?a poleon had, by a most remarkable series of falsehoods and betrayals. overthrown the republic and po sensed himself of despotic power. Argonaut. -- - A" - '-The remain-? of an immns. deet wcro diseovcied recently near I'unta Kassa, J-ia , 111 a swamp known a Alonro s eyprf-s s wain p. It is saiel to re-emb!o the '.vo'l-known prehis toric Irish elk. and is the only sp"-i-men of that kind ever found in this country. The ant ers. which are in a perlcct state of preservation, meas ure eight feet aal eluven inches from tip to ti). Tiie- i'cni'r." r:irent. "How did you sr't along when you told your father of ou.-engagement?' asked the timid young man. "Oh, dear!" she answered, "it was dreadful. I'm so ashamed of papa."' "Was he unfavorable?" That is no name for it When I talked to him about our living on love in :i cottage on seven dolki'-o a week I couldn't make him listen to reason at all." IVtroIeum as :. : n.-l 0:1 Kn-in-".. The liuenns Ayrcs Creat Southern railway has made some successful trials of petroleum as a fuel for its locomotives. The intention is to substitute petroleum for coal on this line in order to avoid the danger of settin- lire to tho pampas by sparks. . :it only i.i,i:itiin. Friend of tho Family -Aren't you afraid to let your husband take "the trip into tho mountains at this sca- son of the year? Mrs. Billus Tt drives me nearly frantic to thin'c " ; Fi.t his life is wll ins i-d f'.ngs. THE OLD-RELIABLE folumbns - State - Bank ) (Oldost Bank In th SUU.) 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