The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, August 30, 1893, Image 2

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We reserve the right to reject any manuscript,
and cannot agree to return tho 6amc We desire
a crr-poaasnt in every school-district of
PlaUe county, one of good judgment, and re
liable in every way. Write plainly, each item
separately. Give us facte.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST SO, 1893.
It is eaid that oil is destined to super
sede coal as fuel for ocean steamships.
The independent state convention
will have eight-hundred and sixty
nine delegates and convene at Lincoln
Tuesday, September 5th, at 2 p. m.
Moke people livo on a square mile of
ground in New York than on any other
spot of land in tho world. Its densest
parts contain 290,000 per square mile.
A house of bad repute at Red Cloud
was reduced to ashes Sunday morning.
Two weeks ago a notice was sent to the
city council, threatening to burn every
such house in tho town unless steps
were taken to rid the place of them.
Senator Pfeffeb held up a bar of the
precious metal tho other day, while
making a speech and said: ''This bar
Las in it just $8.80 worth of gold, the
exact amount of tho same commodity
contained in this eagle, which passes
for 810.
Nebraska has thirty-two head of cattle
at the World's fair. They belong to
William Miller's sons' Wayne; C. A.
Elmendorf, Kearney; E. E. Day, Weep
ing Water. Superintendent Dinsmore
feels sure that the state will carry off
some of the best prizes.
In the house Monday, Bland's free
coinage silver bill was rejected by over
100 majority; tho 17 to 1 amendment
was also defeated, 100 yeas, 240 nays;
also the 18 to 1; the 19 to 1; 20 to 1 was
rejected by 119 to 222; the Wilson re
peal bill was passed, 240 to 109.
A gasoline explosion occurred in
Flattsmouth recently, caused by a young
lady pouring the oil into a tub of boiling
water. There was no fire in the room
at the time. The young girl w.'is pain
fully burned on ono side of tho face but
not seriously. If gasoline ignites from
coming in contact with hot water a
greater care will have to be maintained
in its use.
A citizen of Chicago proposes that as
the city requires many improvements,
they be made and paid for in city scrip
of the denomination of ono to fivo dollars,
to be made receivable by the city for all
taxes and assessments duo tho city. It
is claimed the butcher, baker, store
keeper, and landlord would accept it in
exchange for their goods and rents, be
cause it would bo just as good for taxes
and assessments as gold and silver.
The Local Environment.
"To everything there is a peason."
Scripture.
In one sense the world owes every
man a living when ho earns it by hon
est toil, and gets it thus. It seems
strange that some men should bo so con
stituted that they cannot feel at home
unless they are occupying an office and
enjoying tho more or less easily earned
salaries that are thereto attached. There
is a fascination about the pursuit of
office that perhaps attaches to no other
race under tho sun except the pursuit
of wealth, and to tho ambitions, public
spirited man, the opportunity that office
gives for the development of his faculties
is more than most else that is contained
within their seemingly dull precincts.
With most public stations, however,
stripped of a certain glamor, there is
left the consideration of what ordinary
people call by a common expression,
"bread and butter." And this is tho big
end of practical politics in a county.
A party becomes dominant through
Borne special endeavor in tho early settle
ment of a county and keeps it up by
this and that, until a nomination is al
most equivalent to an election. Then,
all plans aro laid to compass a nomina
tion. Three or four men are usually
equal to tho task of making "a slate,'"
and continuing themselves in office a
greater or less length of time, according
to the measure of objection or opposi
tion that may be mado by other of their
fellow-citizens who imagine that the
"public crib" is not designed altogether
for the benefit of a few, without a chance
for succession within the life time of the
ordinary mortal.
Such has been the situation a goodly
portion of tho time in Platte county,
with an opportunity once in a while to
trade in a republican who had some ex
tra pull on the consideration of tho
people, or who had an exceptionally
weak opponent pitted against him.
Now, however, party blind-bridles are
not succeeding in hiding from oven tho
casual observer that our county is now
governed by a part of a party merely.
A part of a party sets up tho pins for
themselves and their friends without re
gard for the interests of their party ad
herents except an anxiety to have their
votes. These last aro very essential in
any scheme of office pursuing, and it is
these that it is just about time should
be cast.in the entire interest of tho gen
eral public.
. What say you, fellow-citizens?
Shall the best man attainable for tho
peculiar qualifications of each office to
be filled in Platte county, bo selected by
the people, or shall the political wire
pullers be allowed, as is usually tho
case, to say who shall draw the salaries
attached to the various offices of. tho
county the next two years. '
Tke "Lower Classes."
There is a world of significance in the
use of the term "lower classes," by
William C. Whitney, the political men
tor and intimate ofGrover Cleveland.
This term is applied by Mr. Whitney to
his fellow Americans who labor for a
living, and who are all his political
equals and many of them his superiors
in every quality that merits esteem and
commands respect. It is a term justly
odious in this free Republic, where it
has been the boast of the American peo
ple that we have no classes, and that
every man who obeys the law and per
forms his duty as a citizen is the equal
of every other citizen. The significance
of Mr. Whitney's remark is in the dis
position and intention which it indicates
to create and promote class distinctions,
such as exist in European countries.
The whole drift of the Cleveland-Whitney-Mugwump-Democratic
free trade
conglomeration is toward the creation of
a class, and that class to be composed of
downtrodden, underpaid American
workingmen and workingwomen, made
such by free trade in the guise of tariff
reform.
The Republican party, by protecting
American industry from the pauper com
petition of Europe and Asia, has given
the American workingman a chance to
maintain his self respect and to com
mand the respect of others. Protection
has kept the American wage earner in
circumstances that made it possible for
him to rise, not into a higher class for
no higher or more honorable class could
exist but to affluence and independence.
Tho successful employers of to-day were
mostly workingmen yesterday, and, in
deed, they are workingmen still, only
their work is in a different sphere. They
would never think of affecting to look
down on their employees as of a differ
ent class from themselves.
With free trade, on the other hand, it
would not be long before we would have
upper and lower classes. The capitalist
would retain his capital, but the work
ingman would have to choose between
work at Eourepean wages or the career
of the vagrant and tramp. The rich
would wrap their wealth about them,
and refuse to risk their money in
enterprises made uncertain by "tariff
reform," while the poor would
have to choose between work
ing for the bare requirements of
existence or absolute starvation. The
workingman would have no chance to
rise, for he would have no purchase of
accumulated means to assist in self ele
vation, while the opportunities for
emancipation from ill paid drudgery
would be exceedingly rare. He would
see no prospect for his children to rise
above his own station in life, the legacy
of wretchedness would be handed down
from father to son, distinctions between
rich and poor would become, not
transient and ephemeral, as they are to
day, but permanent and horeditary.
Tho American people would be angli
cized and the mission of the mugwump
fulfilled.
Yes, there is a world of significance in
the term "lower classes" which Cleve
land's ex-cabinet minister has seen fit to
apply to his fellow soverigns of the Amer
ican republic, whose protected labor has
built up and maintained the industries
of the United States. It is a term which
will soon have an American meaning if
the democratic policy of free trade is to
bo carried out and American labor
ground down to the level of Europe on
the ono sido and Japan and China on
tho other. The tendency is already in
that direction, owing to the industrial
depression and anxiety caused by the
prospect of democratic tariff smashing
legislation, and unless there shall be a
virtual abandonment of that portion of
the democratic programme the con
dition of those whom Cleveland's adviser
calls tho "lower classes" will be low
indeed. New York Press.
Why Not Investigate?
From Minneapolis there comes the
account of an invention that promises
to be a good thing for communities sit
uated as we are here. Something of
this same sort, has, we are informed,
been in operation for years on the Rhine
river in Europe. The invention is a
water wheel constructed on so easy and
simple a plan by L R Beery that it
seems a marvel that it has not been
thought of before. "Mr Beery has had
the idea in mind for a year and a half
past" says the Journal, "but it was
only about two months ago that the first
machine was completed and set in
motion. The present machine was put
in place yesterday, and heavy cables
used to make it fast to the shore. It is
constructed of three boats or floats,
made of heavy timbers. These floats
are shaped like catamarans, about 18
feet long, 5 feet deep and 12 inches thick
placed in parallel positions about 10 feet
apart and fastened together by timbera
On these boats are placed heavily braced
bearings about a foot high, to receive
the central shaft on which the paddles
revolve. At each side of the central
float aro the paddle wheels, which are
built on two strongly braced iron frames
in the form of equilateral triangles.
Each wheel has three paddles, 4 by 8
feet, arranged so that they enter the
water alternately, thus giving contin
uous power. The central shaft has a
largo cog wheel which engages a small
hoveled cog wheel by which the number
of revolutions is multiplied by 13.
Power is transmitted by a grooved
pulley on the bevel gear shaft.
In the trial made yesterday afternoon
under circumstances which were not the
most favorable, the paddles made 8;
revolutions per minute, making the rev
olutions per minute of the power wheel
about 120. The amount of horse power
is variously estimated at from 10 to 35,
according to the speed of the current.
The uses to which the wheel and the
power obtained can be put are many,
but the main idea is to use it in western
streams for irrigating purposes and
placer mining."
Tho machine can be used in any rapid
water course, is portable and compara
tively inexpensive, while the power can
be applied to almost any use desired.
Wouldn't it look nice to see one of
these machines every few rods on the
Loup river, giving us power for factories
of all kinds, comparatively free from
cost?
It is certainly worth investigating by
all who use much power. ColumbuB
may forge ahead yet, notwithstanding
recent defeat,
WaHBiastoH Letter.
f From our regular correspondent.
The administration's friends are to be
given an opportunity on the floor of
the house and senate to defend the some
what remarkable pension policy adopted
by Secretary Hoke Smith under Mr.
Cleveland's orders. Senator Gallinger
has introduced a resolution directing
the committee on pensions to investigate
and report to the senate whether the
wholesale suspension of pensioners,
which has been going on for some time
at an average of something more than
150 a day is in accordance with the law,
and a resolution of a similar nature will
be introduced in the house as soon as the
house is in a condition to allow its or
dinary business to proceed in the ordina
ry channels, which will be after the
silver question has been disposed of,
rules adopted and commitees appointed.
As soon as the senate adopts Mr. Gallin
ger 's resolution, Secretary Hoke Smith
and the commissioner of pensions will
both be summoned to testify before the
senate pension committee as to recent
proceedings.
It is regarded as significant that the
bill reported by the minority of the sen
ate finance committee as a substitute for
the Yorhees bill, for the unconditional
repeal of the purchasing clause of the
Sherman silver law provides for free
coinage at a ratio of 20 to 1. This indi
cates that the silver senators have given
up the idea of insisting upon the free
coinage of silver at the present ratio.
Speeches from time to time will be made
on both of these bills, but it is not prob
able that the senate will take them up to
the exclusion of other business until
after the house has voted upon the silver
question, which will be early in next
week.
The speech of J. C. Sibley, of Pa.,
was the most conspicuous for several
reasons made in the house during the
past week. Mr. Sibley is a democrat,
a bible reader, a millionaire and a free
silver man the only one in congress
from the east, and his speech was at
times highly sensational. He was not
quite as open in his attack upon Pres
ident Cleveland as Senator Vest was,
but the attack was there all the same.
The unconditional repealers now
claim a safe majority in both house and
senate, but their claim of 45 votes in the
senate includes several men whose
votes are very doubtful and who
are counted by the silver men in
every estimate they make. The
trouble about getting at what the
result will be in the senate
arises largely from there being a number
of senators who, if they have made up
their minds how they will vote, have
taken nobody into their confidence.
Jerry Simpson dealt tho democrats a
heavy blow below the belt when in a
silver speech he fired this question at the
house, in his rasping exasperating voice:
"Whoever heard of the democratic party
ever repealing a law or making a law?"
Receiving no answer, Jerry glared at the
administration group in the house and
added: "There is no democratic party
any more; it is President Cleveland's
party." From which it will be seen
that even a man of Jerry's small calibre
can sometimes perceive the true in
wardness of things democratic.
Emerson Spoke from Experience.
I was standing with Mr. Emerson once
at a college exhibition, where a young
man had easily taken the most brilliant
honors a young man in whom we were
both profoundly interested. It was the
first time I ever addressed Mr. Emerson.
I congratulated him as I congratulated
myself, on the success of our young
friend, and he said: "Yes, I did not know
he was so fine a fellow. And now, if
something will fall out amiss if he
should be unpopular with his class, or
if his father should fail iu business, or if
some other misfortune will befall him
all will be well."
I was green enough and boy enough
to be inwardly indignant at what seemed
to me the cynicism of the philosopher.
But I did not then know that when he
was 8 years old his father had died and
that to the penury, shall I say, of those
early days to his mother's determination
that the boy should be bred at Harvard
college, to the careful struggles by which
each penny was made to work the mira
cles of the broken bread by the sea of
Galilee he owed or thought he owed,
much of the vigor, the rigor and the man
hood of his life. "Good is a good doctor,"
as he said himself, "but bad is sometimes
a better." E. E. Hale's Address.
Do not expect congress to fix things at
once so that the prosperous times will re
turn immediately. The democrats have
made pledges as to what they would do
with the tariff and that is what is causing
us more trouble than anything else. The
populists also have proposed radical
changes and the business world is thor
oughly scared. Confidence must be
restored before we see better times.
Fullerton News.
ADDITIONAL LOCAL.
Every day is adding to our list of
subscribers, but there is yet plenty of
room for more. We give you now, The
Joubxaii and the Lincoln Semi-weekly
Journal, both, one year, when paid in
advance, for $2.00. Subscription can
begin at any time. Now is the time to
subscribe. The Lincoln Journal is issued
Tuesdays and Fridays, and will give you
a massif nows that yon cannot hope to
equal anywhere for the money. Both
for $2.00.
The canal bonds were defeated in
the township, the vote standing 66 to 63;
it would have taken 86 to carry a two
thirds vote. Columbus will yet have one
of the greatest water powers in the
state.
Dr. W. M. Condon and Miss Nancy
Ottis both of Humphrey are to be mar
ried soon. Both are popular young folks
of the entire county and their many
friends will wish them abundant happi
ness. Miss Mary Brownlow who used to be
a teacher in this county, is visiting in the
city. She has been to Chicago and will
return to Washington in two weeks.
Mrs. V. A. Macken and daughter,
Mamie, and nephew, Johnnie Fagan, re.
turned Monday from the Hot Springs,
S.D.
have for sale a full-blooded Dnr-
bnll about seven years old at
mer'8 place on Shell Creek, 2
habL
jOMnura
Eeal Estate Transfers.
Becher, Jwggi & Co., real estate agents,
report the following real estate transfers
filed in the office of the county clerk for
the week ending August 2G, 1893:
Daniel A. Lord to Cliarlee E. Morse,
w54 w 7-17-le $ 2,233 CO
Mary Buechner to George Borowiak,
wH lots 5, 6, 7 and 8, bile 11. Duncan. 365 00
Stella G. Chambers to E. H. Naainann,
lots 1 and 2, blk 21 210 00
C. B. & Q. 11. It. Co. to Jooeph Borrer,
wtf swhi 3-20-3W 4so 00
Joseph F. Hennessey to I. L. Albert ot
al. pt ne'4 5-17-lw, qcd i 00
Mary O'Neill to John 8. ltobinson, et
al,pt netf 5-17-lw, qcd i 00
James Hennessey et al to John S. Robin
son et al, pt neM 5-17-lw, qcd i 00
Cornelius A. Hoed to Harry B. Heed,
eenei 8-17-le 1.400 00
J. P. Borowiak to Hanna L. Harris,
lots blk 11, Highland Park 100 00
Katharine Yellin to Joseph SuiHteck,
seU ne'4 and pt wi ne'4 31-17-3w 510 00
John H. Keed to Nick Adamy.wH no'i
8-17-le 2.C00 00
Twelve transfers, total, $10,301 00
Take the Union Pacific, the official
ute tithe 27th Natiwahncampment,
A. Rtember 4th to9th, 1893, at
aianapoua xna. .tor ipis occasion
the Union Bacific
will sell
s at
atly reduced
ites, permittil
stop-
r at Chicago o
return trip.
do-
pnxment comma:
Hon.
II.
Ctf
f Nebraska,
as selecteu the
Union
cific, the
icago fc -.North-
western
nd Pennsyl
ma lines- as tho
official
Tne o
train, com-
isedof
smoiing cars.
ir cars, Pull-
tourist
leepers, and Pullman pal-
sleepers,
ill leave Niffli Platte on
ber 2nd, at 6:40 a. m.;
arrive
t 4:05 p. m.; arrive at
m. and at fcdianapolis
Chica,
at noon,
additional infor-
mation ca
e unipn Jracmc agent,
Mr. Meagher, Columbui
ebr. 1
Tj
U. A. K. National Encampment
at
Indianapolis
ugust dURk to September 5d, tne
Burlington Rdhte will selfvound trip
ticlcets to Indilnapolis at verylow rates.
Tickets will be godu via Chicago or St.
Louis as preferred! and willdmit of
BtopVttgr at either oiTfcoso citi
If yoularo going to fidianapi
is, take
the BurnngtonV route, .ninety
r cent
ofNebr!
l'S
soldi?
willVo with
yon;, and wijoy a
dvantafees of
fast time, piagnifi
nil
pment and
through selyice, w
ly that rail-
road can giveL Tho
glad to let youave
q
ent will bo
an)
lation you
stand in need o
1
Keward.
ndorsigued, officers of the Cem-
ssociation, will give a reward of
e conviction of any one found
ing nowers, ornaments or im
provements or valuables of any kind at
the Columbus Cemetery.
l J. H. Gallev, Pres't.
C. A. Speicil Sec'y. 23aug-3
s.
Read
four (Toorawespf Hagel's
and am
kinds of carpenter
pecialty. MB11 put
up anyinmjniou ncwrin my line.
5t-pd V B. O. Rectok.
When in need of anything in
the
line of job work cards, wedding invita
tions, dance programs, letter heads, en
velopes, sale bills, receipts, notes, scale
books, bank checks, shipping tags,
blanks of any kind, in short all sorts of
printing, give The Joubnal a call.
Keward.
Ilwil
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ill give $5 reward for the convic
tion of the pereon who cnt and destroyed
the flowers on my son's grave in tho Co
lunibua cemetery.
2t J. H. Galley.
ticket
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Sujday, Sebtp
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fat Omaha ,
it Omaha b
frofuJ8:30i
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destroy
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lVn Itaated
buldinsr oLFJeventh streetA
prepared to alll
num. wi'u ituifvwi o
J For Ken
jJfghjcros land, wulrrm build
ings, iu Buller township. IRato very
low; terms, ahJn advance
BBOVDlEFFlNCn,
1 Duncan,pebr.
iiiE Chicago. Milwaukee & SrPaul
Rshe only line running solid, vest-
ibulAd, electric lighted ana steam heated
train); between the Missouri river and
Chicago, consisting of new palace sleep
ing cars, elegant free reclining chair
cars, luxurious coaches and the finest
dining cars in the world. The berth
reading lamp in its palace sleeping cars
is patented and cannot be used by any
other railway company. It is tho great
improvement of the age. Try it and be
convinced. Close connection' in union
depot at Omaha with all trains to and
from the west. For further particulars
apply to your ticket agent, or
F. A. Nash, Qen'l Agt.
W. S. Howell.
Traveling Fr't. and Pass. Agt.,
lljantf 1501 Farnam St, Omaha, Neb.
One Fare for tiisKound Trip.
he TAion Pacific willsell tickets to
Gfrar
nd illand and.returnliwe fare for
the rounfnik), for the accommodation
of those desiang to attend toknnual
State G. A. IMWlpion, whicn will be
held Aug. 28th to Kept. 2d. SeLyour
nearest Union Pacflfeiifflent for nariic-
ulars. yaug.it JJli. jmeagheb.
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The World's Fair Bnildings.
'he horticultural building height of
dome 132 feet. Cost of building
83K),000. The Chicago, Union Pacific
and Northwestern Line offers rates as
cheap as the cheapest and unexcelled ac
commodations to Chicago. No change
of cars enroute. See J. R. Meagher,
agent U. P. system at Columbus for de
tailed information.
Rheumatism Cured in a Day. "Mys
tic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neuralgia
radically cures in 1 to 3 days. Its action
upon the system is remarkable and mys
terious. It removes at once the cause
and the disease immediately disappears.
Tho first dose greatly benefits, 75 cents.
Sold by A. Ileintz, druggist, Colum
bus, Neb. 14-y
When Baby was sick, we gave ber Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Hiss, she cluug to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
English Spavin Liniment removes all
hard, soft or calloused lumps and blem
ishes from horses, Blood Spavin, Curbs.
Splints, Ring Bone, Sweeney, Stifles,
gprains, Sore and Swollen Throat,
onghs, etc. Save $50 by use of ono
bottle. Warranted the most wonderful
Blemish Cure ever known. Sold by C.
B. Stillnian. druggist. 2Cnovlyr
St. Patrick's Prus are carefully
prepared from the best material and
according to the most approved formula,
and are the most perfect cathartic and
liver pill that can be produced. We
sell them. C. E. Pollock & Co. and Dr.
Heintz, druggists.
Bring your orders for job-work to
this office. Satisfaction guaranteed, and
work promptly done, as agreed upon.
Children Cry for
Pitcher's Castoria,
VAGKANT JESTS.
Cleveland Plaindealer: Angry Father
Jack, can't you bridle your tongue?
Jack Not a "bit."
Lowell Courior: Can tailors' suits
against delinquent customers be entered
for breeches of trust?
' Detroit Tribune: Beloved Papa
! says he sees no reason why we shouldn't
be married.
Lover (ecstatically) Then ho wasn't
pinched in that last deal after all.
Judge: Ftinning Poor Morris! Tears
came into his eyes when I insisted on
his taking a fiver from me.
Channing Yes. Ho told me ho
couldn't help it. He was so certain of
a ten.
Now York Herald: "I don't seo why
a woman any moro than a man should
bo permitted to wear her hat at an en
tertainment." "I do. It's ever so much easier for
you men to comb your hair."
There was n joun maiden of Lnu,
Who baid she esteemed it n ynn
For jmniK Kirltf to Hirt
And she witcn't expert.
For the didn't know how to leBynn.
Louisville Journal.
Atlanta Constitution: Doctor (to sick
editor) I find your circulation is not
ory great.
Editor Here, John! show this man
the pressman's certificate, the mailing
clerk's sworn statement and tho last
postoffice receipt.
Texas Sif tings: '-Is your sister going
to Europe to finish her studies?" asked
Parkhurst.
"No," replied her littlo brother, "she's
going to have her hair bleached and
doesn't want to meet any of her ac
quaintances for a few months."
A Culinary Problem.
Wo were busy one day in the kitchen,
I deep in some cook-ltook lore.
And he perched up on the tablo
Driving a "coach-and-four."
Bnt when 1 had finished this sentence
In a reccipe 1 had found,
"Set on the btoveand Htir constantly,"
Tho driver looked around.
And leaving his play for a minute.
He whispered in my ear
"How could any ono 5t on the stovo'
And not 'stir constantly,' clear?"
Mary Clinhoon in Ladies Home Journal.
Washington Star: A Humiliating
Discovery "Well," ho exclaimed as he
inspected the electric light at the hotel,
"this beats everything! An' it comes
pooty nigh bein' an insult."
"What do yon mean?" asked his wife.
"Seo here. They've covered the gas
up with glass so's a feller couldn't blow
it out if ho wanted to."
ADOPTED A RUBBER DOG.
Actions of a French Poodle Which Had
Lot IU liablei.
Dog stories, like piscatorial yarns,
very often need a grain or two of salt
to mako thorn paiatablo, but hero is
ono which tho writer can vouch for, in
tno Philadelphia Times, as a plain, un
varnished tale.
For over seven years there has
been in tho home of a family living
not far from Fort Greene a French
poodle which, having been brought
to the house when a small puppy, be
came a great pet. Like most of her
breed, this dog has more than
usual amount of canine sagacity
tho tricks of Trix for that is
name have often entertained
tho
and
her
tho
friends of her owner. Recently Trix
bocamo the mother of two pups. The
youngsters did not thrive for somo
reason. One lived only a couplo of
days and tho other died within a
week. It was with some difficulty
that the body of the latter could bo
taken from the mother, who guarded
it jealously and made frantic efforts to
regain it when it was being taken
away.
Her maternal duties having thus
come to an end, Trix was again given
the freedom of the house, but she did
not avail herself of it, as was her wont
Instead she sought seclusion under a
loungo in the dining-room and rarely
left her retreat When she did ven
ture forth it was for but a short time.
Her conduct remained unexplained,
except by the theory that she was
mourning her loss. until lately.
Then considerable light was thrown
upon the subject In tho midst of tho
scuftling and scratching which had oc
curred at intervals and was attributed
to the dog's restlessness a sound in tho
form of a faint but rather sharp
squeak was heard proceeding from un
der tho lounge.
An investigation was made at once.
It revealed Trix crouching on tho de
fensive, growling dofianco at the in
vestigator and holding firmlj under
her paws a small rubber dog that had
been used as a toy by the baby of the
house but had been missing for somo
time.
Incredible as it may appear, tho
poodle had taken the toy as a substi
tute for her dead offspring and had
been cuddling it for days in her re
treat under the lounge. The rubber
effigy was a very good counterfeit of
a young pup and an aperturo caused a
cross between a whistlo and a squeak
when pressure was applied. It was
rthe latter that led to tho discovery of
tho queer canino fancy.
As there was a certain amount of
pathos in tho dog's endeavor to fill tho
void caused by death, she wus loft un
disturbed in the possession of tho toy.
During the afternoon the faint sqeak
was heard several times. Whether
Trix was pressing the rubber with the
idea of giving the inanimate substi
tute a greater semblance of life or did
it accidentally while caressing the ob
ject of her affection is a matter of
speculation. At any rate, having
been bereft of her pups, she has ap
propriated a clover imitation of ono of
them and watches it with a vigilance
that is rather pathetic.
AND LINDLEY MURRAY WEPT.
The Toiler Iu a Rastuurint Who Startled
an Old Gent.
To a Park Row waiter belongs the
proud distinction of uttering what is
probably the moat ungrammatical sen
tenco ovor evolved from the brain of
illiterate man.
He is a toiler in a restaurant which
offers a bill of fare of Spartan simplic
ity; so simple, in fact, that tho wait
ers memorize it in tho morning and
chant it liko a little litany for each
new comer. Among tho habitues is a
parsimonious old man who breakfasts
on beof and potatoes; has tho samo
dish for dinner, and sups, by way of
chango on potatoes and beef.
Ho is very crochety and nono of tho
waiters like him.
One Saturday afternoon he took his
aeat at his usual tablo and gave his
usual order to a new and rather case
hardened plato-tosser.
"Waiter," he piped, as the dishes
were slamm'ed down before him, "this
beef isn't sufficiently underdone. "'
With a smilo of contempt tho servi
tor bore the viands back to the kitch
en window, and returned a moment
later without having changed them.
Say. old gent " he hissed through
hi? clenched teeth, "we ain't got no
beef what's no underdoner!" X. Y.
Advei-tjaer,
CASH VERSUS SENTIMENT.
Any Dog Worth 75 Can B Bought
for SIO Down.
A stout old man in a gray ulster
hailed a Fourth avenuo car at Worth
street; says tho New York Tribune.
Sne hand was occupied with a rather
petuous bulldog on a chain and tho
other waved a baggy umbrella.
When tho car stopped the man hauled
tho bulldog up to the rear platform
and said to tho condoctor:
"Take a dog on your car?"
-No."
Me and John William has got to
got up town. "
"Can't help it; walkin's good,"
4 Lot mo ride on the platform and
hitch John William onto tho brake."
Tho conductor agrcod to this, and
John William trotted placidly along
up the Bowery ; ithout mishap, be
yond upsetting two newsboys.
Somehow nobody wantod to get off
tho car on John William's side, and
people on tho crossings waiting for
tho car to pass kindly gavo John
William all the room ho wanted. At
Seventeenth street however, there
was a crosstown car in waiting, and
the driver, intent on tho hairbroadth
escape of tho rear platform which a
crosstown driver loves to make, reck
oned without John William, who was
pattering calmly along beside tho
step.
Hey. hey. hold on." called tho old
man on the platform, excitedly. But
it was too lato; thoro wasn't room be
tweon tho crosstown horso and tho
Fourth avenuo car for oven the alert
John William to pass, and it seemed
as if tho dog must be inevitably
crushed. John William, however, re
garded it otherwise. Ho seemed to
know that his only chanco lay in
breaking tho chain. So by a quick
bound to tho farthest sido of" the cross
town horse ho brought tho whole
strain upon tho chain across tho
horse's chest and snapping his bonds
like a string he trotted calmly up
Fourth avonue after his master.
Well, now, ain't ho a dog?" ejacu
lated the conductor aumiringlj-.
"There ain't his beat in New York."
responded his owner proudly. "Of
course there's other dogs hero and
there," he added as a great conces
sion, "but they simply ain't in it with
John William. I wouldn't tako 75
cash for that dog."
"Reckon he's worth it" said the
conductor.
There was another man on the plat
form. He looked John William over
critically in silence, and two blocks
further on he said:
"I'll give you $10 for your dog."
Mean it?" asked John William's
owner anxiouslv.
"Certainly.""
"Cash; no bluff?"
"Of course."
-Gosh! He's your dorg. '
BUZZARD DANCINO.
Only Two Pcrsoni In Xsw
York City
Who Can Do It.
Not long ago a con spicuous member
of an athletic club was discriminat
ingly spoken of as "tho only man in
town who knows how to danco buz
zard." His is not an unique distinc
tion; thero is a young woman in town
of whom it may bo said sho is tho
only woman in town who knows how
to dance buzzard, says tho New York
Evening Sun.
Buzzard is a negro dance, weird,
picturesque and oven poetical not
withstanding its name. The name,
however, has everything to do with
tho dance- Tho buzzard is a bird of
bad habits.
At tho same timo those slow, circling
movements, and tho broad. Happing
wings of the buzzard in preparing to
descend on its prey are graceful and
impressive. It is easy to see how
these have impressed tho highly
imaginative brain of tho nogro as thoy
reappoar in the dance. This has an
origin as spontaneous, unstudied and
natural a3 tho choric danco or the
bacchanal.
In dancing buzzard tho dancers ad
vance, retreat and circle round ono
another with both arms oxtended and
waving them slowly up and down.
Tho feet cross ono another and aro
drawn back without leaving tho iloor.
The distinction, it may bo observed,
between barbarous and civilized dauc
ing is just here. In tho dancing of
savage tribes, and notably among the
Indians, the dancers advance by drag
ging their feet backward. In tho
dancing of civilized tribes, as shown
in tho galop and wait, tho movement,
if not directly forward, tends that
way.
Tho field nogro, man or woman, who
dances buzzard, shows tho nicest ob
servation of the bird in tho movements
of tho head, the scent of tho prey,
and guard against outside attack, "it
is pantomime rythmical and dramatic.
The superficial imitator can only
suggest theso broadly, h&ving mas
tered the step, which is really difficult
The only woman who can danco
buzzard in this city ties a pieco of cot
ton sacking around her, wraps a tur
ban around her head, smooths her
face and leaves her shoes aflap. ex
cept for ono stout Knot
Tins is to give local color. "John
nie, Get Your Gun"1 is a good enough
tune, whsitled. sung or played, but is
greatly aided by clapping the hands,
or a species of juba patting. That
dancing buzzard lacks some of the
graceful accessories of skirt dancing
and of the Delsartean movements must
bo admitted. It is by no means dovoid
of grace, however, and has a sort of
kinship with primal things that has
its own fascination.
Break It Gently.
Uncle Do you really think, doctor,
that I am improved?
Doctor I guarantee your lifo for
somo time to come.
Uncle Please break tho news
gently to my nephew. Tho poor boy
will bo sadly disappointed. Texas
Sittings.
Tho semi-weekly Lincoln Journal
and tho Columbus Jouickat, both, when
paid one year in advance, $2.00. Sub
scribe now, and get tho benelit. The
Lincoln paper is issued on Tuesdays and
Fridays, and is almost as good as a daily
to tho busy man.
Children Cry for
Pitcher's Castoria.
COLUMBUS MARKETS.
tS7Ouriaotationsof themarketbarenbtiinl
Tuesday afternoon, and are correct and reliable
atthetime.
OnAIN.ETO.
Wheat
Wheat new....
Shelled Corn
Ear Corn
OatB
Mixed out a
Hyo
Floor...........
Butter
Ekcs
Potatoes
FathogB
Fat cows
Fateheep
Fat steers
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I'BODCCE.
LIVESTOCK.
Feeders....
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What is
Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants
and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphins nor
other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute
for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor Oil.
It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years use by
Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays
feverishness. Castoria prevents "vomiting1 Sour Curd
cures Diarrhoea and "Wind Colic Castoria relieves
teething troubles, cures constipation and flatulency
Castoria assimilates the food, regulates the stomach
and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas
toria is the Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend.
Castoria.
" Castoria is an excellent medicine for cl-il-dren.
Mothers havs repeatedly told mo ot its
good effect upon their children."
Ds. G. C. Omood,
Lowell, Mass.
" Castoria is the best remedy for children cf
which I am acquainted. I hope the day is not
far distant when mothers wil Iconsidertho real
interest of their children, and uso Castoria in
stead of the various quack nostrums which arc
destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium,
morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful
agents down their throats, thereby seadins
them to premature graves."
Da. J. F. Kcicrkloe,
Conway, Ark.
The Contanr Company, TT
World's Fair Travelers Will Have It.
ftro public demand, through service
w nm traveling. It is old-fashioned to
"( 'hango Cars." On tho through solid
vestibuled trains or the Chicago, Union
Pacific & North Western Line from or to
Chicago, Omaha and intermediate points
there is no change. This is the finest
and fastest service between tho points
named.
Business Motirrs.
Ailverti-montH nntler this head fivo cents a
linconcli insertion.
M.SCHIIrZ maker booto and shoes in tho
leet styles, and iiet only thu very best
that can foo pnicured m the market. 52-tf
I.KCAL NOTICE.
District Court of Platte County. No-
J i ththntteroi the j'tntc .f
Atii;uta ifchroctlcr. (hteasotl.
einipCTinc on for henrini; njMin the pti
Willinm I'nt-ehkfv irimriliriti f Minnie
Schi jctler, John SchroJcr aa:l Ktiuanl KoeniK.
rciiuiiri'ti l uxurt:i SclirowlPr.cIfwiM-tl,
IirninK for licence to wll the following le
pcrihpd rial estate to-wit: The Northe.int quar
ter i if Section Twelvn. in Tnwnhiti N'int.-..n
North, of Uancf Two West of the Hixth Princi
pal Meridian iu Platte county, Neliranka, for
maiiiteuance and the lH-nefitof Ktiil wi,nk and
it appenriiiK to the court that it is iieresnary ud
would !, IrtHieficial to said wards to sell said
real estate.
It is thrt-fore ordered liy the court that all
I f r-on interested in said estate ajijicar liefore
s;.iM district conrt at the court hou- in Coluiii
lms, Platte county, Nehmtka. on the 2d day of
Octolwr. Wjf, at 1 oVIock p. in., to showcase
why a license should not ! granted to said
mi.inlian to sell paid real e-tute.
It i farther ordered that a coj.y of this order
be served ujion the next of kia of the wards and
upon all iarties interested in said estate by pul
licatiou of tho same iu ThkColumuu- Jocn.v l.,
published in Columbus, Platte county, Ne
braska, for at least three successive week prior
to said hearing.
Dated AnU'-t 21, lsttl.
J.J.SULLIVAN,
JuiIkc.
1 hereby certify that the above is a true and
correct copy of t lie order to show cause as ap
lears of record in this otlice.
AllKOst Zl, ls'.tt.
a. n. speice,
I'LEltK.
Kv J. S. Wells.
S0nn,'-lt Deputy.
..LKCAIi NOTICC.
TWOTICE lil
ilKKKKY CIVKN that by virtue
!1 mortimirt .l.-l .- tin, 13th
Xl of a chad
day of March '.'.!, and duly tihyfmoti-orded
in the olliceof the cotintclerk iA Platte
county, Nebjftska. on the Wlh day oflMarch
ls'.M, and exJ-utcd by WUKani Novel, jl, to S.
A. ltandall. f secure th-ufajment of thiatum of
ilSMA), and Aipon whiujf there in nowdue the
btllVot ('.!.'
mortkure arar tlie notes thereby cecnred
weJin orilojir June 1st. lMtt.yinly sold.
l nmrIemereil to tho 1'jfst National
RinWof (. oaunhus. Nebraska.
l)flunlt havintt lieen made iniio payment of
saitiHn and no suit or otlieryfSroceediniIaw
havinRween instituted toCover saidHA or
any pavthereof, thereforje will selbfln; iBoii-
eriy iiprem oescnoeu, iz: un arm ho
j ears cAfeand one graArae 9 yeauBld at All
lie auctidk m froflPuTK otKjJof Siei; ,V
North, irf the city of CoMVNebraski, on
the 21th lay of August, lK o'clock p. in.
oi sain iinpaa.
1'insT N VTio.flPpVf Coluiubu
-infji Assignee.
FIFTH ANNUAL KEPOKT
Of the condition of the
Golumbus Real Estate
Improvement Company,
Of
Columbus, Nebraska, on Any ml
ltESflUUCKS.
Heal Estate and Improvements thereon, $ J IU".!
Cash iu Commercial Hank
JJI
SI15.V. U"i
.I.Uill.ITIKH.
Capital stock...
IJilli payable
Profit and loss...
3I."M 0.-
$ls.V;05
I. Dan Schrain, wcretary of the above named
Heal Estate Improvement Company, do sol
emnly bwear that the above statement is true to
the Iiest of my kuowled'e and belief.
L, . ., . DANSCHHAM.
buh-crilifd in my iirc-encf anil sworn to be
fore me this l."th d t of Angtist. IS'..
Iskai.I W. A. .MrAi.i.tvn n. Notary Public,
nnicl'i-lt In and for Platte County, Nebr.
Dr. CLARK'S INSTITUTE
FOR THE TREATMENT OK THE
Drink Habit !
Also Tobacco, Morphine and
other Narcotic Habits.
"Private treatment Riven if doirtd.
COLUMBUS,
NEBRASKA.
13aprtf
HIRTY & EH6ELUH,
DEALERS IJT
FRESH AND SALT MATS,
FISH. ETC.
Eleventh Street, Columbus, Neb
DR
. H. J. ARNOLD,
rilYSICUX AND SUKUCOX.
bIdcK
IriBi
brfL
XI l-
I tion f
Sclii
mini
Otlico two doors north of Ilrodfuehrer'a Jewelry
store. Office oiteu day and night. Telephone
No. 12.
SteUg'yj-Jy-p CQX.UUEV3, N.SSBA9KA,
Castoria.
Castoria is so well adapted to chUdras thai
I recommend it as superior toaay preaciipttoa
known to me."
H. A. Abcbbx, M. D..
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, V. T.
" Our physicians in tha children's depart
ment have spoken highly of their experi
ence in their outside practice with Castoria,
r.::U although we only have among our
rj.d;cal supplies what is known as regular
products, yet we ore free to confess that tha
merits of Castoria lias won us to look with
favor uim it."
Umitxd IlosrrrAi. asd DispaxsaaT,
Boston,:
Alltn C Smith, Fres.,
Murray Street, New Terk City.
HUGH HUGHES
Can furnish you with
the BEST
WINDOWS,
BLINDS, LIME, Etc., aud
everything kept iu the
LUMBER LINE.
South of U. P. K It. Depot, Columbus,
Nebraska.
lOuiay-lyr
C. I. NEWMAN.
REAL - ESTATE
AND.
ESrSTTKJSTCE.
W
HEN yon want FIRE, LIGHT
NING or TORNADO insurance
on city and farm property: if vou want
an ACCIDENT POLICY; if you want
to buy or sell farm or city property; if
you want bargains in real estate, call tit
tho Real Estate and Insuranco Agency,
BASEMENT COMMERCIAL BANK,
COI.CMr.CS, NEIJKASKA.
19jnl-y
FOR SALE !
THHEE ACHES of first-class land, just out
side the city limitH of Columbus on the
east, together with
Xursenj. Apple Trees. Floweriny Shrubs,
Dwelliny-house, Green-house and
tiro other buildings on
the premises.
KRICE S2,000
For further particulars, innnire of or ad
dress HECIIEH, JAEfiGI A CO.,
n T ... Columbns, Nebr.,
Or John Tannaiull.
Ccnoa. Nebr. 23jun3m
W. L. DOUGLAS
S3 SHOE .oTVtp. '
Do ym wtor them? When next In need try pak.l
st In the world.
09
2.5
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2.0ft
l.7
FOR I0YS
!75
$
If jou want a fine DRESS SHOE, made fn tho fatwt
style, don't pay $6 to $8, try my $3, $3.50, $4.00 or
$5 Shoe. They fit equal to custom made and look and
wear as well. If you wish to economize In your footwear,
do so by purchasing W. L. Douglas Shoes. Nam and
prlco stamped on tha bottom, look for It when you buy
W.. DOUGLAS. Brockton. Kaaa. Sold by;
GrRIFJTJEiSr Sd G-ray.
Sjuly-lm
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r: n rw tv ,Wav1Pi-v. Iowa, Xot.15.is92.
i. 1. lirnccTnilor, Esuj.,
Dear Sir: -After wearing yonr tdassen three
J111" f'' I cannot say enoQKh for them, nor
for jour 8tcial method of lcillfnl fittinir
-i , !'.r i ,,HHt f'K"" J I have b?n"a con
Htunt Bnfferer from defective, siht (Componnd
Mjopic AstiKinatism). Nothing 1 could iset waii
satisfactory until jour examination which 1
noticed was btnetly scientific, and inspired ni
at once with confidence in jour ability
,-nVw h-al1 no,troub,e in sorting the finest
StiDt vnwnt r uurs mul to all those in need of
&ES&S$r'a' recommend yoa -
m- t.i -ii .J-K-Pomkuoy. M. D.
Drugstore!1" exlmn at A. HeinU'a
J)R. t. VAN ES.
VETEMNAMAX.
Graduate of Ontario Veterinary ColWn ntti..
Lilierlii fiiiles .Doors,
.5.0O-SJ3
34.00 A
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