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All communications, to secure attention, must In accompanied by the full namp of the writer. We reserve the right to reject any manuscript, and cannot agree to return tho 6amc We desire a crr-poaasnt in every school-district of PlaUe county, one of good judgment, and re liable in every way. Write plainly, each item separately. Give us facte. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST SO, 1893. It is eaid that oil is destined to super sede coal as fuel for ocean steamships. The independent state convention will have eight-hundred and sixty nine delegates and convene at Lincoln Tuesday, September 5th, at 2 p. m. Moke people livo on a square mile of ground in New York than on any other spot of land in tho world. Its densest parts contain 290,000 per square mile. A house of bad repute at Red Cloud was reduced to ashes Sunday morning. Two weeks ago a notice was sent to the city council, threatening to burn every such house in tho town unless steps were taken to rid the place of them. Senator Pfeffeb held up a bar of the precious metal tho other day, while making a speech and said: ''This bar Las in it just $8.80 worth of gold, the exact amount of tho same commodity contained in this eagle, which passes for 810. Nebraska has thirty-two head of cattle at the World's fair. They belong to William Miller's sons' Wayne; C. A. Elmendorf, Kearney; E. E. Day, Weep ing Water. Superintendent Dinsmore feels sure that the state will carry off some of the best prizes. In the house Monday, Bland's free coinage silver bill was rejected by over 100 majority; tho 17 to 1 amendment was also defeated, 100 yeas, 240 nays; also the 18 to 1; the 19 to 1; 20 to 1 was rejected by 119 to 222; the Wilson re peal bill was passed, 240 to 109. A gasoline explosion occurred in Flattsmouth recently, caused by a young lady pouring the oil into a tub of boiling water. There was no fire in the room at the time. The young girl w.'is pain fully burned on ono side of tho face but not seriously. If gasoline ignites from coming in contact with hot water a greater care will have to be maintained in its use. A citizen of Chicago proposes that as the city requires many improvements, they be made and paid for in city scrip of the denomination of ono to fivo dollars, to be made receivable by the city for all taxes and assessments duo tho city. It is claimed the butcher, baker, store keeper, and landlord would accept it in exchange for their goods and rents, be cause it would bo just as good for taxes and assessments as gold and silver. The Local Environment. "To everything there is a peason." Scripture. In one sense the world owes every man a living when ho earns it by hon est toil, and gets it thus. It seems strange that some men should bo so con stituted that they cannot feel at home unless they are occupying an office and enjoying tho more or less easily earned salaries that are thereto attached. There is a fascination about the pursuit of office that perhaps attaches to no other race under tho sun except the pursuit of wealth, and to tho ambitions, public spirited man, the opportunity that office gives for the development of his faculties is more than most else that is contained within their seemingly dull precincts. With most public stations, however, stripped of a certain glamor, there is left the consideration of what ordinary people call by a common expression, "bread and butter." And this is tho big end of practical politics in a county. A party becomes dominant through Borne special endeavor in tho early settle ment of a county and keeps it up by this and that, until a nomination is al most equivalent to an election. Then, all plans aro laid to compass a nomina tion. Three or four men are usually equal to tho task of making "a slate,'" and continuing themselves in office a greater or less length of time, according to the measure of objection or opposi tion that may be mado by other of their fellow-citizens who imagine that the "public crib" is not designed altogether for the benefit of a few, without a chance for succession within the life time of the ordinary mortal. Such has been the situation a goodly portion of tho time in Platte county, with an opportunity once in a while to trade in a republican who had some ex tra pull on the consideration of tho people, or who had an exceptionally weak opponent pitted against him. Now, however, party blind-bridles are not succeeding in hiding from oven tho casual observer that our county is now governed by a part of a party merely. A part of a party sets up tho pins for themselves and their friends without re gard for the interests of their party ad herents except an anxiety to have their votes. These last aro very essential in any scheme of office pursuing, and it is these that it is just about time should be cast.in the entire interest of tho gen eral public. . What say you, fellow-citizens? Shall the best man attainable for tho peculiar qualifications of each office to be filled in Platte county, bo selected by the people, or shall the political wire pullers be allowed, as is usually tho case, to say who shall draw the salaries attached to the various offices of. tho county the next two years. ' Tke "Lower Classes." There is a world of significance in the use of the term "lower classes," by William C. Whitney, the political men tor and intimate ofGrover Cleveland. This term is applied by Mr. Whitney to his fellow Americans who labor for a living, and who are all his political equals and many of them his superiors in every quality that merits esteem and commands respect. It is a term justly odious in this free Republic, where it has been the boast of the American peo ple that we have no classes, and that every man who obeys the law and per forms his duty as a citizen is the equal of every other citizen. The significance of Mr. Whitney's remark is in the dis position and intention which it indicates to create and promote class distinctions, such as exist in European countries. The whole drift of the Cleveland-Whitney-Mugwump-Democratic free trade conglomeration is toward the creation of a class, and that class to be composed of downtrodden, underpaid American workingmen and workingwomen, made such by free trade in the guise of tariff reform. The Republican party, by protecting American industry from the pauper com petition of Europe and Asia, has given the American workingman a chance to maintain his self respect and to com mand the respect of others. Protection has kept the American wage earner in circumstances that made it possible for him to rise, not into a higher class for no higher or more honorable class could exist but to affluence and independence. Tho successful employers of to-day were mostly workingmen yesterday, and, in deed, they are workingmen still, only their work is in a different sphere. They would never think of affecting to look down on their employees as of a differ ent class from themselves. With free trade, on the other hand, it would not be long before we would have upper and lower classes. The capitalist would retain his capital, but the work ingman would have to choose between work at Eourepean wages or the career of the vagrant and tramp. The rich would wrap their wealth about them, and refuse to risk their money in enterprises made uncertain by "tariff reform," while the poor would have to choose between work ing for the bare requirements of existence or absolute starvation. The workingman would have no chance to rise, for he would have no purchase of accumulated means to assist in self ele vation, while the opportunities for emancipation from ill paid drudgery would be exceedingly rare. He would see no prospect for his children to rise above his own station in life, the legacy of wretchedness would be handed down from father to son, distinctions between rich and poor would become, not transient and ephemeral, as they are to day, but permanent and horeditary. Tho American people would be angli cized and the mission of the mugwump fulfilled. Yes, there is a world of significance in the term "lower classes" which Cleve land's ex-cabinet minister has seen fit to apply to his fellow soverigns of the Amer ican republic, whose protected labor has built up and maintained the industries of the United States. It is a term which will soon have an American meaning if the democratic policy of free trade is to bo carried out and American labor ground down to the level of Europe on the ono sido and Japan and China on tho other. The tendency is already in that direction, owing to the industrial depression and anxiety caused by the prospect of democratic tariff smashing legislation, and unless there shall be a virtual abandonment of that portion of the democratic programme the con dition of those whom Cleveland's adviser calls tho "lower classes" will be low indeed. New York Press. Why Not Investigate? From Minneapolis there comes the account of an invention that promises to be a good thing for communities sit uated as we are here. Something of this same sort, has, we are informed, been in operation for years on the Rhine river in Europe. The invention is a water wheel constructed on so easy and simple a plan by L R Beery that it seems a marvel that it has not been thought of before. "Mr Beery has had the idea in mind for a year and a half past" says the Journal, "but it was only about two months ago that the first machine was completed and set in motion. The present machine was put in place yesterday, and heavy cables used to make it fast to the shore. It is constructed of three boats or floats, made of heavy timbers. These floats are shaped like catamarans, about 18 feet long, 5 feet deep and 12 inches thick placed in parallel positions about 10 feet apart and fastened together by timbera On these boats are placed heavily braced bearings about a foot high, to receive the central shaft on which the paddles revolve. At each side of the central float aro the paddle wheels, which are built on two strongly braced iron frames in the form of equilateral triangles. Each wheel has three paddles, 4 by 8 feet, arranged so that they enter the water alternately, thus giving contin uous power. The central shaft has a largo cog wheel which engages a small hoveled cog wheel by which the number of revolutions is multiplied by 13. Power is transmitted by a grooved pulley on the bevel gear shaft. In the trial made yesterday afternoon under circumstances which were not the most favorable, the paddles made 8; revolutions per minute, making the rev olutions per minute of the power wheel about 120. The amount of horse power is variously estimated at from 10 to 35, according to the speed of the current. The uses to which the wheel and the power obtained can be put are many, but the main idea is to use it in western streams for irrigating purposes and placer mining." Tho machine can be used in any rapid water course, is portable and compara tively inexpensive, while the power can be applied to almost any use desired. Wouldn't it look nice to see one of these machines every few rods on the Loup river, giving us power for factories of all kinds, comparatively free from cost? It is certainly worth investigating by all who use much power. ColumbuB may forge ahead yet, notwithstanding recent defeat, WaHBiastoH Letter. f From our regular correspondent. The administration's friends are to be given an opportunity on the floor of the house and senate to defend the some what remarkable pension policy adopted by Secretary Hoke Smith under Mr. Cleveland's orders. Senator Gallinger has introduced a resolution directing the committee on pensions to investigate and report to the senate whether the wholesale suspension of pensioners, which has been going on for some time at an average of something more than 150 a day is in accordance with the law, and a resolution of a similar nature will be introduced in the house as soon as the house is in a condition to allow its or dinary business to proceed in the ordina ry channels, which will be after the silver question has been disposed of, rules adopted and commitees appointed. As soon as the senate adopts Mr. Gallin ger 's resolution, Secretary Hoke Smith and the commissioner of pensions will both be summoned to testify before the senate pension committee as to recent proceedings. It is regarded as significant that the bill reported by the minority of the sen ate finance committee as a substitute for the Yorhees bill, for the unconditional repeal of the purchasing clause of the Sherman silver law provides for free coinage at a ratio of 20 to 1. This indi cates that the silver senators have given up the idea of insisting upon the free coinage of silver at the present ratio. Speeches from time to time will be made on both of these bills, but it is not prob able that the senate will take them up to the exclusion of other business until after the house has voted upon the silver question, which will be early in next week. The speech of J. C. Sibley, of Pa., was the most conspicuous for several reasons made in the house during the past week. Mr. Sibley is a democrat, a bible reader, a millionaire and a free silver man the only one in congress from the east, and his speech was at times highly sensational. He was not quite as open in his attack upon Pres ident Cleveland as Senator Vest was, but the attack was there all the same. The unconditional repealers now claim a safe majority in both house and senate, but their claim of 45 votes in the senate includes several men whose votes are very doubtful and who are counted by the silver men in every estimate they make. The trouble about getting at what the result will be in the senate arises largely from there being a number of senators who, if they have made up their minds how they will vote, have taken nobody into their confidence. Jerry Simpson dealt tho democrats a heavy blow below the belt when in a silver speech he fired this question at the house, in his rasping exasperating voice: "Whoever heard of the democratic party ever repealing a law or making a law?" Receiving no answer, Jerry glared at the administration group in the house and added: "There is no democratic party any more; it is President Cleveland's party." From which it will be seen that even a man of Jerry's small calibre can sometimes perceive the true in wardness of things democratic. Emerson Spoke from Experience. I was standing with Mr. Emerson once at a college exhibition, where a young man had easily taken the most brilliant honors a young man in whom we were both profoundly interested. It was the first time I ever addressed Mr. Emerson. I congratulated him as I congratulated myself, on the success of our young friend, and he said: "Yes, I did not know he was so fine a fellow. And now, if something will fall out amiss if he should be unpopular with his class, or if his father should fail iu business, or if some other misfortune will befall him all will be well." I was green enough and boy enough to be inwardly indignant at what seemed to me the cynicism of the philosopher. But I did not then know that when he was 8 years old his father had died and that to the penury, shall I say, of those early days to his mother's determination that the boy should be bred at Harvard college, to the careful struggles by which each penny was made to work the mira cles of the broken bread by the sea of Galilee he owed or thought he owed, much of the vigor, the rigor and the man hood of his life. "Good is a good doctor," as he said himself, "but bad is sometimes a better." E. E. Hale's Address. Do not expect congress to fix things at once so that the prosperous times will re turn immediately. The democrats have made pledges as to what they would do with the tariff and that is what is causing us more trouble than anything else. The populists also have proposed radical changes and the business world is thor oughly scared. Confidence must be restored before we see better times. Fullerton News. ADDITIONAL LOCAL. Every day is adding to our list of subscribers, but there is yet plenty of room for more. We give you now, The Joubxaii and the Lincoln Semi-weekly Journal, both, one year, when paid in advance, for $2.00. Subscription can begin at any time. Now is the time to subscribe. The Lincoln Journal is issued Tuesdays and Fridays, and will give you a massif nows that yon cannot hope to equal anywhere for the money. Both for $2.00. The canal bonds were defeated in the township, the vote standing 66 to 63; it would have taken 86 to carry a two thirds vote. Columbus will yet have one of the greatest water powers in the state. Dr. W. M. Condon and Miss Nancy Ottis both of Humphrey are to be mar ried soon. Both are popular young folks of the entire county and their many friends will wish them abundant happi ness. Miss Mary Brownlow who used to be a teacher in this county, is visiting in the city. She has been to Chicago and will return to Washington in two weeks. Mrs. V. A. Macken and daughter, Mamie, and nephew, Johnnie Fagan, re. turned Monday from the Hot Springs, S.D. have for sale a full-blooded Dnr- bnll about seven years old at mer'8 place on Shell Creek, 2 habL jOMnura Eeal Estate Transfers. Becher, Jwggi & Co., real estate agents, report the following real estate transfers filed in the office of the county clerk for the week ending August 2G, 1893: Daniel A. Lord to Cliarlee E. Morse, w54 w 7-17-le $ 2,233 CO Mary Buechner to George Borowiak, wH lots 5, 6, 7 and 8, bile 11. Duncan. 365 00 Stella G. Chambers to E. H. Naainann, lots 1 and 2, blk 21 210 00 C. B. & Q. 11. It. Co. to Jooeph Borrer, wtf swhi 3-20-3W 4so 00 Joseph F. Hennessey to I. L. Albert ot al. pt ne'4 5-17-lw, qcd i 00 Mary O'Neill to John 8. ltobinson, et al,pt netf 5-17-lw, qcd i 00 James Hennessey et al to John S. Robin son et al, pt neM 5-17-lw, qcd i 00 Cornelius A. Hoed to Harry B. Heed, eenei 8-17-le 1.400 00 J. P. Borowiak to Hanna L. Harris, lots blk 11, Highland Park 100 00 Katharine Yellin to Joseph SuiHteck, seU ne'4 and pt wi ne'4 31-17-3w 510 00 John H. Keed to Nick Adamy.wH no'i 8-17-le 2.C00 00 Twelve transfers, total, $10,301 00 Take the Union Pacific, the official ute tithe 27th Natiwahncampment, A. Rtember 4th to9th, 1893, at aianapoua xna. .tor ipis occasion the Union Bacific will sell s at atly reduced ites, permittil stop- r at Chicago o return trip. do- pnxment comma: Hon. II. Ctf f Nebraska, as selecteu the Union cific, the icago fc -.North- western nd Pennsyl ma lines- as tho official Tne o train, com- isedof smoiing cars. ir cars, Pull- tourist leepers, and Pullman pal- sleepers, ill leave Niffli Platte on ber 2nd, at 6:40 a. m.; arrive t 4:05 p. m.; arrive at m. and at fcdianapolis Chica, at noon, additional infor- mation ca e unipn Jracmc agent, Mr. Meagher, Columbui ebr. 1 Tj U. A. K. National Encampment at Indianapolis ugust dURk to September 5d, tne Burlington Rdhte will selfvound trip ticlcets to Indilnapolis at verylow rates. Tickets will be godu via Chicago or St. Louis as preferred! and willdmit of BtopVttgr at either oiTfcoso citi If yoularo going to fidianapi is, take the BurnngtonV route, .ninety r cent ofNebr! l'S soldi? willVo with yon;, and wijoy a dvantafees of fast time, piagnifi nil pment and through selyice, w ly that rail- road can giveL Tho glad to let youave q ent will bo an) lation you stand in need o 1 Keward. ndorsigued, officers of the Cem- ssociation, will give a reward of e conviction of any one found ing nowers, ornaments or im provements or valuables of any kind at the Columbus Cemetery. l J. H. Gallev, Pres't. C. A. Speicil Sec'y. 23aug-3 s. Read four (Toorawespf Hagel's and am kinds of carpenter pecialty. MB11 put up anyinmjniou ncwrin my line. 5t-pd V B. O. Rectok. When in need of anything in the line of job work cards, wedding invita tions, dance programs, letter heads, en velopes, sale bills, receipts, notes, scale books, bank checks, shipping tags, blanks of any kind, in short all sorts of printing, give The Joubnal a call. Keward. Ilwil i: J ill give $5 reward for the convic tion of the pereon who cnt and destroyed the flowers on my son's grave in tho Co lunibua cemetery. 2t J. H. Galley. ticket oe Vho rmuta Xs Sujday, Sebtp ay, oeptan fat Omaha , it Omaha b frofuJ8:30i pftJ8:30i ofpt. 3ol pt. 3dtk rMj Thmu etery A 85 forUi destroy a. Keadjhifnr MrlV lVn Itaated buldinsr oLFJeventh streetA prepared to alll num. wi'u ituifvwi o J For Ken jJfghjcros land, wulrrm build ings, iu Buller township. IRato very low; terms, ahJn advance BBOVDlEFFlNCn, 1 Duncan,pebr. iiiE Chicago. Milwaukee & SrPaul Rshe only line running solid, vest- ibulAd, electric lighted ana steam heated train); between the Missouri river and Chicago, consisting of new palace sleep ing cars, elegant free reclining chair cars, luxurious coaches and the finest dining cars in the world. The berth reading lamp in its palace sleeping cars is patented and cannot be used by any other railway company. It is tho great improvement of the age. Try it and be convinced. Close connection' in union depot at Omaha with all trains to and from the west. For further particulars apply to your ticket agent, or F. A. Nash, Qen'l Agt. W. S. Howell. Traveling Fr't. and Pass. Agt., lljantf 1501 Farnam St, Omaha, Neb. One Fare for tiisKound Trip. he TAion Pacific willsell tickets to Gfrar nd illand and.returnliwe fare for the rounfnik), for the accommodation of those desiang to attend toknnual State G. A. IMWlpion, whicn will be held Aug. 28th to Kept. 2d. SeLyour nearest Union Pacflfeiifflent for nariic- ulars. yaug.it JJli. jmeagheb. Si The World's Fair Bnildings. 'he horticultural building height of dome 132 feet. Cost of building 83K),000. The Chicago, Union Pacific and Northwestern Line offers rates as cheap as the cheapest and unexcelled ac commodations to Chicago. No change of cars enroute. See J. R. Meagher, agent U. P. system at Columbus for de tailed information. Rheumatism Cured in a Day. "Mys tic Cure" for Rheumatism and Neuralgia radically cures in 1 to 3 days. Its action upon the system is remarkable and mys terious. It removes at once the cause and the disease immediately disappears. Tho first dose greatly benefits, 75 cents. Sold by A. Ileintz, druggist, Colum bus, Neb. 14-y When Baby was sick, we gave ber Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Hiss, she cluug to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. English Spavin Liniment removes all hard, soft or calloused lumps and blem ishes from horses, Blood Spavin, Curbs. Splints, Ring Bone, Sweeney, Stifles, gprains, Sore and Swollen Throat, onghs, etc. Save $50 by use of ono bottle. Warranted the most wonderful Blemish Cure ever known. Sold by C. B. Stillnian. druggist. 2Cnovlyr St. Patrick's Prus are carefully prepared from the best material and according to the most approved formula, and are the most perfect cathartic and liver pill that can be produced. We sell them. C. E. Pollock & Co. and Dr. Heintz, druggists. Bring your orders for job-work to this office. Satisfaction guaranteed, and work promptly done, as agreed upon. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria, VAGKANT JESTS. Cleveland Plaindealer: Angry Father Jack, can't you bridle your tongue? Jack Not a "bit." Lowell Courior: Can tailors' suits against delinquent customers be entered for breeches of trust? ' Detroit Tribune: Beloved Papa ! says he sees no reason why we shouldn't be married. Lover (ecstatically) Then ho wasn't pinched in that last deal after all. Judge: Ftinning Poor Morris! Tears came into his eyes when I insisted on his taking a fiver from me. Channing Yes. Ho told me ho couldn't help it. He was so certain of a ten. Now York Herald: "I don't seo why a woman any moro than a man should bo permitted to wear her hat at an en tertainment." "I do. It's ever so much easier for you men to comb your hair." There was n joun maiden of Lnu, Who baid she esteemed it n ynn For jmniK Kirltf to Hirt And she witcn't expert. For the didn't know how to leBynn. Louisville Journal. Atlanta Constitution: Doctor (to sick editor) I find your circulation is not ory great. Editor Here, John! show this man the pressman's certificate, the mailing clerk's sworn statement and tho last postoffice receipt. Texas Sif tings: '-Is your sister going to Europe to finish her studies?" asked Parkhurst. "No," replied her littlo brother, "she's going to have her hair bleached and doesn't want to meet any of her ac quaintances for a few months." A Culinary Problem. Wo were busy one day in the kitchen, I deep in some cook-ltook lore. And he perched up on the tablo Driving a "coach-and-four." Bnt when 1 had finished this sentence In a reccipe 1 had found, "Set on the btoveand Htir constantly," Tho driver looked around. And leaving his play for a minute. He whispered in my ear "How could any ono 5t on the stovo' And not 'stir constantly,' clear?" Mary Clinhoon in Ladies Home Journal. Washington Star: A Humiliating Discovery "Well," ho exclaimed as he inspected the electric light at the hotel, "this beats everything! An' it comes pooty nigh bein' an insult." "What do yon mean?" asked his wife. "Seo here. They've covered the gas up with glass so's a feller couldn't blow it out if ho wanted to." ADOPTED A RUBBER DOG. Actions of a French Poodle Which Had Lot IU liablei. Dog stories, like piscatorial yarns, very often need a grain or two of salt to mako thorn paiatablo, but hero is ono which tho writer can vouch for, in tno Philadelphia Times, as a plain, un varnished tale. For over seven years there has been in tho home of a family living not far from Fort Greene a French poodle which, having been brought to the house when a small puppy, be came a great pet. Like most of her breed, this dog has more than usual amount of canine sagacity tho tricks of Trix for that is name have often entertained tho and her tho friends of her owner. Recently Trix bocamo the mother of two pups. The youngsters did not thrive for somo reason. One lived only a couplo of days and tho other died within a week. It was with some difficulty that the body of the latter could bo taken from the mother, who guarded it jealously and made frantic efforts to regain it when it was being taken away. Her maternal duties having thus come to an end, Trix was again given the freedom of the house, but she did not avail herself of it, as was her wont Instead she sought seclusion under a loungo in the dining-room and rarely left her retreat When she did ven ture forth it was for but a short time. Her conduct remained unexplained, except by the theory that she was mourning her loss. until lately. Then considerable light was thrown upon the subject In tho midst of tho scuftling and scratching which had oc curred at intervals and was attributed to the dog's restlessness a sound in tho form of a faint but rather sharp squeak was heard proceeding from un der tho lounge. An investigation was made at once. It revealed Trix crouching on tho de fensive, growling dofianco at the in vestigator and holding firmlj under her paws a small rubber dog that had been used as a toy by the baby of the house but had been missing for somo time. Incredible as it may appear, tho poodle had taken the toy as a substi tute for her dead offspring and had been cuddling it for days in her re treat under the lounge. The rubber effigy was a very good counterfeit of a young pup and an aperturo caused a cross between a whistlo and a squeak when pressure was applied. It was rthe latter that led to tho discovery of tho queer canino fancy. As there was a certain amount of pathos in tho dog's endeavor to fill tho void caused by death, she wus loft un disturbed in the possession of tho toy. During the afternoon the faint sqeak was heard several times. Whether Trix was pressing the rubber with the idea of giving the inanimate substi tute a greater semblance of life or did it accidentally while caressing the ob ject of her affection is a matter of speculation. At any rate, having been bereft of her pups, she has ap propriated a clover imitation of ono of them and watches it with a vigilance that is rather pathetic. AND LINDLEY MURRAY WEPT. The Toiler Iu a Rastuurint Who Startled an Old Gent. To a Park Row waiter belongs the proud distinction of uttering what is probably the moat ungrammatical sen tenco ovor evolved from the brain of illiterate man. He is a toiler in a restaurant which offers a bill of fare of Spartan simplic ity; so simple, in fact, that tho wait ers memorize it in tho morning and chant it liko a little litany for each new comer. Among tho habitues is a parsimonious old man who breakfasts on beof and potatoes; has tho samo dish for dinner, and sups, by way of chango on potatoes and beef. Ho is very crochety and nono of tho waiters like him. One Saturday afternoon he took his aeat at his usual tablo and gave his usual order to a new and rather case hardened plato-tosser. "Waiter," he piped, as the dishes were slamm'ed down before him, "this beef isn't sufficiently underdone. "' With a smilo of contempt tho servi tor bore the viands back to the kitch en window, and returned a moment later without having changed them. Say. old gent " he hissed through hi? clenched teeth, "we ain't got no beef what's no underdoner!" X. Y. Advei-tjaer, CASH VERSUS SENTIMENT. Any Dog Worth 75 Can B Bought for SIO Down. A stout old man in a gray ulster hailed a Fourth avenuo car at Worth street; says tho New York Tribune. Sne hand was occupied with a rather petuous bulldog on a chain and tho other waved a baggy umbrella. When tho car stopped the man hauled tho bulldog up to the rear platform and said to tho condoctor: "Take a dog on your car?" -No." Me and John William has got to got up town. " "Can't help it; walkin's good," 4 Lot mo ride on the platform and hitch John William onto tho brake." Tho conductor agrcod to this, and John William trotted placidly along up the Bowery ; ithout mishap, be yond upsetting two newsboys. Somehow nobody wantod to get off tho car on John William's side, and people on tho crossings waiting for tho car to pass kindly gavo John William all the room ho wanted. At Seventeenth street however, there was a crosstown car in waiting, and the driver, intent on tho hairbroadth escape of tho rear platform which a crosstown driver loves to make, reck oned without John William, who was pattering calmly along beside tho step. Hey. hey. hold on." called tho old man on the platform, excitedly. But it was too lato; thoro wasn't room be tweon tho crosstown horso and tho Fourth avenuo car for oven the alert John William to pass, and it seemed as if tho dog must be inevitably crushed. John William, however, re garded it otherwise. Ho seemed to know that his only chanco lay in breaking tho chain. So by a quick bound to tho farthest sido of" the cross town horse ho brought tho whole strain upon tho chain across tho horse's chest and snapping his bonds like a string he trotted calmly up Fourth avonue after his master. Well, now, ain't ho a dog?" ejacu lated the conductor aumiringlj-. "There ain't his beat in New York." responded his owner proudly. "Of course there's other dogs hero and there," he added as a great conces sion, "but they simply ain't in it with John William. I wouldn't tako 75 cash for that dog." "Reckon he's worth it" said the conductor. There was another man on the plat form. He looked John William over critically in silence, and two blocks further on he said: "I'll give you $10 for your dog." Mean it?" asked John William's owner anxiouslv. "Certainly."" "Cash; no bluff?" "Of course." -Gosh! He's your dorg. ' BUZZARD DANCINO. Only Two Pcrsoni In Xsw York City Who Can Do It. Not long ago a con spicuous member of an athletic club was discriminat ingly spoken of as "tho only man in town who knows how to danco buz zard." His is not an unique distinc tion; thero is a young woman in town of whom it may bo said sho is tho only woman in town who knows how to dance buzzard, says tho New York Evening Sun. Buzzard is a negro dance, weird, picturesque and oven poetical not withstanding its name. The name, however, has everything to do with tho dance- Tho buzzard is a bird of bad habits. At tho same timo those slow, circling movements, and tho broad. Happing wings of the buzzard in preparing to descend on its prey are graceful and impressive. It is easy to see how these have impressed tho highly imaginative brain of tho nogro as thoy reappoar in the dance. This has an origin as spontaneous, unstudied and natural a3 tho choric danco or the bacchanal. In dancing buzzard tho dancers ad vance, retreat and circle round ono another with both arms oxtended and waving them slowly up and down. Tho feet cross ono another and aro drawn back without leaving tho iloor. The distinction, it may bo observed, between barbarous and civilized dauc ing is just here. In tho dancing of savage tribes, and notably among the Indians, the dancers advance by drag ging their feet backward. In tho dancing of civilized tribes, as shown in tho galop and wait, tho movement, if not directly forward, tends that way. Tho field nogro, man or woman, who dances buzzard, shows tho nicest ob servation of the bird in tho movements of tho head, the scent of tho prey, and guard against outside attack, "it is pantomime rythmical and dramatic. The superficial imitator can only suggest theso broadly, h&ving mas tered the step, which is really difficult The only woman who can danco buzzard in this city ties a pieco of cot ton sacking around her, wraps a tur ban around her head, smooths her face and leaves her shoes aflap. ex cept for ono stout Knot Tins is to give local color. "John nie, Get Your Gun"1 is a good enough tune, whsitled. sung or played, but is greatly aided by clapping the hands, or a species of juba patting. That dancing buzzard lacks some of the graceful accessories of skirt dancing and of the Delsartean movements must bo admitted. It is by no means dovoid of grace, however, and has a sort of kinship with primal things that has its own fascination. Break It Gently. Uncle Do you really think, doctor, that I am improved? Doctor I guarantee your lifo for somo time to come. Uncle Please break tho news gently to my nephew. Tho poor boy will bo sadly disappointed. Texas Sittings. Tho semi-weekly Lincoln Journal and tho Columbus Jouickat, both, when paid one year in advance, $2.00. Sub scribe now, and get tho benelit. The Lincoln paper is issued on Tuesdays and Fridays, and is almost as good as a daily to tho busy man. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. COLUMBUS MARKETS. tS7Ouriaotationsof themarketbarenbtiinl Tuesday afternoon, and are correct and reliable atthetime. OnAIN.ETO. Wheat Wheat new.... Shelled Corn Ear Corn OatB Mixed out a Hyo Floor........... Butter Ekcs Potatoes FathogB Fat cows Fateheep Fat steers 42 ST.G37 18 17 .". 1 0062 To llfel". ID .. 100gl 10 . i oori :-o . 1 2311 50 3 25&1() . 3 50$4 00 I'BODCCE. LIVESTOCK. Feeders.... l-W What is Castoria is Dr. Samuel Pitcher's prescription for Infants and Children. It contains neither Opium, Morphins nor other Narcotic substance. It is a harmless substitute for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor Oil. It is Pleasant. Its guarantee is thirty years use by Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays feverishness. Castoria prevents "vomiting1 Sour Curd cures Diarrhoea and "Wind Colic Castoria relieves teething troubles, cures constipation and flatulency Castoria assimilates the food, regulates the stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas toria is the Children's Panacea the Mother's Friend. Castoria. " Castoria is an excellent medicine for cl-il-dren. Mothers havs repeatedly told mo ot its good effect upon their children." Ds. G. C. Omood, Lowell, Mass. " Castoria is the best remedy for children cf which I am acquainted. I hope the day is not far distant when mothers wil Iconsidertho real interest of their children, and uso Castoria in stead of the various quack nostrums which arc destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium, morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful agents down their throats, thereby seadins them to premature graves." Da. J. F. Kcicrkloe, Conway, Ark. The Contanr Company, TT World's Fair Travelers Will Have It. ftro public demand, through service w nm traveling. It is old-fashioned to "( 'hango Cars." On tho through solid vestibuled trains or the Chicago, Union Pacific & North Western Line from or to Chicago, Omaha and intermediate points there is no change. This is the finest and fastest service between tho points named. Business Motirrs. Ailverti-montH nntler this head fivo cents a linconcli insertion. M.SCHIIrZ maker booto and shoes in tho leet styles, and iiet only thu very best that can foo pnicured m the market. 52-tf I.KCAL NOTICE. District Court of Platte County. No- J i ththntteroi the j'tntc .f Atii;uta ifchroctlcr. (hteasotl. einipCTinc on for henrini; njMin the pti Willinm I'nt-ehkfv irimriliriti f Minnie Schi jctler, John SchroJcr aa:l Ktiuanl KoeniK. rciiuiiri'ti l uxurt:i SclirowlPr.cIfwiM-tl, IirninK for licence to wll the following le pcrihpd rial estate to-wit: The Northe.int quar ter i if Section Twelvn. in Tnwnhiti N'int.-..n North, of Uancf Two West of the Hixth Princi pal Meridian iu Platte county, Neliranka, for maiiiteuance and the lH-nefitof Ktiil wi,nk and it appenriiiK to the court that it is iieresnary ud would !, IrtHieficial to said wards to sell said real estate. It is thrt-fore ordered liy the court that all I f r-on interested in said estate ajijicar liefore s;.iM district conrt at the court hou- in Coluiii lms, Platte county, Nehmtka. on the 2d day of Octolwr. Wjf, at 1 oVIock p. in., to showcase why a license should not ! granted to said mi.inlian to sell paid real e-tute. It i farther ordered that a coj.y of this order be served ujion the next of kia of the wards and upon all iarties interested in said estate by pul licatiou of tho same iu ThkColumuu- Jocn.v l., published in Columbus, Platte county, Ne braska, for at least three successive week prior to said hearing. Dated AnU'-t 21, lsttl. J.J.SULLIVAN, JuiIkc. 1 hereby certify that the above is a true and correct copy of t lie order to show cause as ap lears of record in this otlice. AllKOst Zl, ls'.tt. a. n. speice, I'LEltK. Kv J. S. Wells. S0nn,'-lt Deputy. ..LKCAIi NOTICC. TWOTICE lil ilKKKKY CIVKN that by virtue !1 mortimirt .l.-l .- tin, 13th Xl of a chad day of March '.'.!, and duly tihyfmoti-orded in the olliceof the cotintclerk iA Platte county, Nebjftska. on the Wlh day oflMarch ls'.M, and exJ-utcd by WUKani Novel, jl, to S. A. ltandall. f secure th-ufajment of thiatum of ilSMA), and Aipon whiujf there in nowdue the btllVot ('.!.' mortkure arar tlie notes thereby cecnred weJin orilojir June 1st. lMtt.yinly sold. l nmrIemereil to tho 1'jfst National RinWof (. oaunhus. Nebraska. l)flunlt havintt lieen made iniio payment of saitiHn and no suit or otlieryfSroceediniIaw havinRween instituted toCover saidHA or any pavthereof, thereforje will selbfln; iBoii- eriy iiprem oescnoeu, iz: un arm ho j ears cAfeand one graArae 9 yeauBld at All lie auctidk m froflPuTK otKjJof Siei; ,V North, irf the city of CoMVNebraski, on the 21th lay of August, lK o'clock p. in. oi sain iinpaa. 1'insT N VTio.flPpVf Coluiubu -infji Assignee. FIFTH ANNUAL KEPOKT Of the condition of the Golumbus Real Estate Improvement Company, Of Columbus, Nebraska, on Any ml ltESflUUCKS. Heal Estate and Improvements thereon, $ J IU".! Cash iu Commercial Hank JJI SI15.V. U"i .I.Uill.ITIKH. Capital stock... IJilli payable Profit and loss... 3I."M 0.- $ls.V;05 I. Dan Schrain, wcretary of the above named Heal Estate Improvement Company, do sol emnly bwear that the above statement is true to the Iiest of my kuowled'e and belief. L, . ., . DANSCHHAM. buh-crilifd in my iirc-encf anil sworn to be fore me this l."th d t of Angtist. IS'.. Iskai.I W. A. .MrAi.i.tvn n. Notary Public, nnicl'i-lt In and for Platte County, Nebr. Dr. CLARK'S INSTITUTE FOR THE TREATMENT OK THE Drink Habit ! Also Tobacco, Morphine and other Narcotic Habits. "Private treatment Riven if doirtd. COLUMBUS, NEBRASKA. 13aprtf HIRTY & EH6ELUH, DEALERS IJT FRESH AND SALT MATS, FISH. ETC. Eleventh Street, Columbus, Neb DR . H. J. ARNOLD, rilYSICUX AND SUKUCOX. bIdcK IriBi brfL XI l- I tion f Sclii mini Otlico two doors north of Ilrodfuehrer'a Jewelry store. Office oiteu day and night. Telephone No. 12. SteUg'yj-Jy-p CQX.UUEV3, N.SSBA9KA, Castoria. Castoria is so well adapted to chUdras thai I recommend it as superior toaay preaciipttoa known to me." H. A. Abcbbx, M. D.. Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, V. T. " Our physicians in tha children's depart ment have spoken highly of their experi ence in their outside practice with Castoria, r.::U although we only have among our rj.d;cal supplies what is known as regular products, yet we ore free to confess that tha merits of Castoria lias won us to look with favor uim it." Umitxd IlosrrrAi. asd DispaxsaaT, Boston,: Alltn C Smith, Fres., Murray Street, New Terk City. HUGH HUGHES Can furnish you with the BEST WINDOWS, BLINDS, LIME, Etc., aud everything kept iu the LUMBER LINE. South of U. P. K It. Depot, Columbus, Nebraska. lOuiay-lyr C. I. NEWMAN. REAL - ESTATE AND. ESrSTTKJSTCE. W HEN yon want FIRE, LIGHT NING or TORNADO insurance on city and farm property: if vou want an ACCIDENT POLICY; if you want to buy or sell farm or city property; if you want bargains in real estate, call tit tho Real Estate and Insuranco Agency, BASEMENT COMMERCIAL BANK, COI.CMr.CS, NEIJKASKA. 19jnl-y FOR SALE ! THHEE ACHES of first-class land, just out side the city limitH of Columbus on the east, together with Xursenj. Apple Trees. Floweriny Shrubs, Dwelliny-house, Green-house and tiro other buildings on the premises. KRICE S2,000 For further particulars, innnire of or ad dress HECIIEH, JAEfiGI A CO., n T ... Columbns, Nebr., Or John Tannaiull. Ccnoa. Nebr. 23jun3m W. L. DOUGLAS S3 SHOE .oTVtp. ' Do ym wtor them? When next In need try pak.l st In the world. 09 2.5 Z0U rMUMI- 2.0ft l.7 FOR I0YS !75 $ If jou want a fine DRESS SHOE, made fn tho fatwt style, don't pay $6 to $8, try my $3, $3.50, $4.00 or $5 Shoe. They fit equal to custom made and look and wear as well. If you wish to economize In your footwear, do so by purchasing W. L. Douglas Shoes. Nam and prlco stamped on tha bottom, look for It when you buy W.. DOUGLAS. Brockton. Kaaa. Sold by; GrRIFJTJEiSr Sd G-ray. Sjuly-lm -S ? r: n rw tv ,Wav1Pi-v. Iowa, Xot.15.is92. i. 1. lirnccTnilor, Esuj., Dear Sir: -After wearing yonr tdassen three J111" f'' I cannot say enoQKh for them, nor for jour 8tcial method of lcillfnl fittinir -i , !'.r i ,,HHt f'K"" J I have b?n"a con Htunt Bnfferer from defective, siht (Componnd Mjopic AstiKinatism). Nothing 1 could iset waii satisfactory until jour examination which 1 noticed was btnetly scientific, and inspired ni at once with confidence in jour ability ,-nVw h-al1 no,troub,e in sorting the finest StiDt vnwnt r uurs mul to all those in need of &ES&S$r'a' recommend yoa - m- t.i -ii .J-K-Pomkuoy. M. D. Drugstore!1" exlmn at A. HeinU'a J)R. t. VAN ES. VETEMNAMAX. Graduate of Ontario Veterinary ColWn ntti.. 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