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BpB-tte Iefaac-r t ttfeat Men.
Sir JLndrew Clark Is quoted as saying
at a meeting- recently held in Jsondon
to promote the founding of a colony for
epileptics: "It was a singular fact, and
lias been proved by specialists, that a
large proportion of our great men, from
Zfewton to Charles Darwin, were sickly
in their infancy in fact, they had been
epileptics and yet when they bad at
tained to manhood they were capable
m of great things."
Physicians Hare Vowid Omt
That a contaminating and foreign element la
(he blood, developed bv indic6tion. Is tha
-cause of rheumatism. This ftettlee vpdh toe
aecsHtve eub-outaneeus coveriajr Tt .the mus
cles and ligaments cf the joist, causing con
Tnt and shiriuw palm, an u rregating-as a
.pMcarcous, chalky deposit Which produces
atiffncss and distortion of the joints. No fact.
which expericnoc.bas demonstrated in retard
to Hosietterfe Stomach Bitter, has stronger
evidence to support than this, namely, that
th!s medicine of comprehensive ises checks
' the formidable and atrocious disease, cor is It
less positively established that it is preferable
to the poisons orten used to arrest it. since the
medicine contains onlv salutary Ingredients.
It is also a signal remt uy for malarial fevers,
constipation, dyspepsia, kidney and bladder
ailments, debility td other disorders. See
that you ct tbc genuine.1-
A Beggar's Journal.
The Paris papers very numerous and
tuiscllancons in character, I know, but
3 was not aware until very recently
that the lLt includes one entitled La
-lournal des Mendicants. This is a
daily, each article being signed with
"the name of its writer, who is supposed
to be a professional beggar!
Are Yon Happy
The man or woman who is profitably ttp1oyed Is
generally happy. If yon arc not happy It may be
because you have not foucil your proper work. We
earnestly ucvo all sach persons to write to B. F.
Johnson Ov, Richmond, Va., and thoy can show
yon a work In which you can bs happily and profit
bly employed.
A Lamb's Hide on a Cowcatcher.
A rather singular incident occurred
on the Savannah, Florida and Western
railway the other day. It was about
forty miles from Waycrosson a through
train to Chattahoochee. On the track
just in front of the train the engineer,
Mr. Dultosc, saw a sheep with a young
lamb. 1 1 was too late to stop the en
gine, and the train passed on, leaving
mutton in its wake. " Arrived at Way
cross the engineer descended from his
engine and saw the lamb alive and un
hurt on the cowcatcher. It had been
carried forty miles without a scratch.
"German
Syrup"
I am a farmer at Edom. Texas. I
have used German Syrup for six
years successfully for Sore Throat,
Coughs. Colds, Hoarseness, Pains in
Chest and Lungs and Spitting-up of
Blood. I have tried many kinds of
Cough Syrups in my time, but let
me say to anyone vanting such a
medicine German Syrupisthe best.
We are subject to so many sudden
changes from cold to hot, damp
weather here, but in families where
German Syrup is used there is little
trouble from colds John F.Jones.
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tcsi ac hem ut ek eat. cejs creeuntrv
et, la KtflsiCSessttal SIM. P
A Fore Norwegian
Oil is the kind used
in the production
of Scottis Emul
sion Hypophos
phitcsof Lime and
Soda are added
for their vital ef
fect upon nerve
and brain. No
mstery surrounds this formula
the only mystery is how quickly
it builds up flesh and brings back
strength to the weak of all ages.
Scott's Emulsion
will check Consumption and is
indispensable in all wasting dis
eases. rreprre 5 Tiy Scott A Bowne. N. Y. All drnists.
Every Month
many women suffer from Ezceaaiv or
Scant Menstruation; they don't know
who to confide in to get proper advics
Don't confide in anybody but try
Bradfield'3
Female Regulator
a Specific fer PAINFUL, PROFUSE.
SCANTY. SUPPRESSED and IRRE6ULAI
MENSTRUATION.
(I Book to ' WOMAN " mailed free.
I BRASFIILD REGULATOR CO., Atlanta. feu
P Bald tr all DruszIaU.
Caution!
Don't be deceived by ignorant,
unscrupulous fakirs and confi
dence men, assuming to offer
"Indian Remedies," and who
pretend that their nostrums are
made by the Indians.
KICKAPOO
Indian Sagwa
and other Kicknpoo Indian.
Bexneilii-s are THE OXLYGEXT
I5E IXDIAX REMEDIES MADE
AKD SOLD IS AMERICA.
The word " Kickapoo " is copy
righted and they dare not steal
that.
Be snre von pet "Kickapoo Ttemcdles,"
and see that trery bottle or package bears this
facsimile signature thai :
Plalilhiillac AeesU, 521 OraadAie., Sew
'Saves. Ct. These genuine Indian Remedies are
.fcet paddled but are Mid at all drag stares.
1 f Send three 2-e. stasMSt ajr sett.
"fca& i age, aad we will ssallyoa free a
thrim mmM iatesaelr Interesting hook of 13
aa,esttU "MFK A5I STE5
EXES AXvtt
tati)aNat(Mla4iaia;
THEY DIDN'T SPEAK.
WitR-nerer a word she passed me bfi
With nover a look or sifn.
She silently vent her way and I
As silently went on mine.
And none would hate guessed who saw her face
As we so coldly met
That her heart was touched by the faintest
trace
Of memory or regret.
Nor do I think that one apart,
Who watched my tranquil brow
Would guess that a mem'ry stirred my heart
Of a faithless, broken tow.
K&r should they have guessed or wondered, see;
And this Is the reason why:
X didn't know her, and she didn't know me,
And so she passed me by.
THE EIVAIS.
-Whut- dat vo1 say Absolilm Bill
ingsgate Fish? Dat scrap db er" nig
ger. Wash Scrimp, waybush me
yer? Me-, who nebber wur licked
sin1 do wor by enny low-born tras1 in
dcr Holler! Yo's mistook yo1 man,
dat's whut's yo' don' suah, huh!"
Pat's whut I 'low Saul Potts tole
mo dat Sam Jchnsin tole him dat
Lingo Smith tole him. He Hows yo1
calls too often at Trufit Moses', dea
con ob do Baptls' church atde Holler.
I 'spec' Mistah Scrimp look berry
BOur on do amount ob intention yo'
pay Misses Extra Medley en "
"Me! intentions on Misses Extra
Medley Moses, huh? S'pose I
has? I jess like know who's got er
better right, w'en Miss Extra en I er
goin' to be married nex' holiday,
Buah, huh!
"I 'low yo' say dat; but Wash he
claim he got the fus' right en ho
boun' to keep yit. 'Member, I come
like a brudder to yo' en I's only
'peatin' whut Wash says, on he says
'el dat Napoleon Cromwell Jones
dares to step inter Deacon Moses'
houso'n to-night he'll bruise his black
skin like do serpent did Aaron!
"Did dat air scrapin' ob de yearth,
Wash Scrimp, say dat, huh?"
" 'Less I's a liar, suah's yo're bo'n.
I 'low it's bad news, but Wash's got
five big buck niggers hid up in Sam
Johnsin's woods waitin' fer yo' ter
como erlong so dey can wallup yo'
nigh bout to def. En I do b'lieve
yo'fe all rigged out to go dis berry
minnit"
"Who scd I wut goin1 up dar dis
minnit? But yo' said Wash Scrimp's
niggers wur up in Sam Johnsin's
woods. Ef I wanted to go to Deacon
Moses1 1 s'pose I c'u'd go by de way
Cb do village, s1posc,n I hed some
bizness to call me dat way."
The dusky messenger shook his
woolly head.
"Twon't do, Mistah Jones. Yo1 soe,
Wash got mo1 friends In de path dat
way. An' ef yo' sliVd go froo de
Woods widout takin' enny way in 'tic
ular yo'd step on some mo1 de skufirin
buks. No, sah; ef yo' wan ter go
co'tin' to-night, I 'vise yo1 to go
pa'red to 'nihilato an army. Dat's
lal I got to say. Good-night."
Most assuredly our colored hero
had more than one rival for the affec
tions of so great a prize in the matri
monial market from a Dusky Hollow
staindpoint as tho buxom daughter
of Deacon Moses, but he feared oaly
the one I have designated, and who,
it rnaj bo naturally inferred, was tho
I subject of the dialogue I have given.
As tho door closed with a slam,
which threatened to tear it from its
rust-eaten hinges, tho troubled lover
covered his face with his huge hands
and uttered groan after groan.
"Hi. dar, 'Polen Cromwell Jones,
what's dis rumpus 'bout?" called out
a big, burly negress, who was bendinsr
over the firo, and who had been a
J silent witness to the foregoing con
versation. "1 say dar, what yo mean
by all dis bellerin'?"
"Mammy!" exclaimed the other,
suddenly straightening up his bulky
frame so his head touched the low
I ceiling, "git me my big-coon walkin1-
stick, sich es I raps ober tho yanni-
mals wiv whon dey is cornered."
Then, while mammy listened with
speechless amazement, and he
pounded the floor with his heavy cane,
Tolon continued in his jerky style of
speech:
"1 tell yo1 I tell yo1 no fool nigger
is goin' to trabble ober dis chile Ion'
! is goin' to trabble ober dis chile
i Ion' widout suffcrin' de consequences!
I I jess giv1 yo' fair warnin' dat air
J Wash Scrimp don1 fool wid mo no mo'.
His brack days air num washa!"
The last exclamation was called
forth by a loud rap at the door, which
startled tho inmates.
"Who can dat be?" exclaimed
U'olcn in a staccato whisper.
Another rap, louder than the first,
followed, and then a thick, gutteral
voice declared:
"Hi dar, Napoleon Cromwell Jones!,
you's wanted!"
" Yit's dat big coward Wash Scrimp"
muttered Tolen, letting tho cane slip
from his giasp to fall upon tho floor
with a loud crash. "What's dat fool
nigger, prowlin' 'round hones1 folks1
houses fo1?"
"Hi dar, Tolcn!" demanded him
outsido, "how long do yit take yo1 to
open dis air door?"
"I ain't hyur!" retorted he with
the names of two warriors, while he
shook like an aspen.
"Yo-ho! dat's a good on1, Tolcn.
But yo1 don't seem to 'member dat I
am leetlc Phil Potts. Bill Fish sent
me down to see yo1 on 'portant biz
ness, en he say"
"W'y didn't yo' say so fust, widout
all dis foolin1 'way ob valcrblc time?"
growled 'Polen, as he ushered in his
visitor. Wot's a-doin?"
"Eberyfin's a-doin'. Dey's hab
biai1 a regular circus up to Deacon
Moses' house, en Bill fout yo' might
wanter look in on de carryin's on ob
dat sly 'possum ob a Scrimp. So
'lowin1 yo's 'feerd to go froo John
son's woods wid 'em niggers lyin1
in
" 4Feerd," broke in 'Polen, with a
great show of indignation, "who said
Ps 'feei'd to go froo dent woods? I
say, who said Ps cerd to go froo dem
woods from top to bottom? I eat,
who said Ps feerd?"
"Wash Mowed"
"O1 de cussedness ob dat brack
scamp! 'Pears like dar's not'in' mean
'nough fer him to do. Whar am he?
Sho1 him to me! LesV him put his
heltu under dis cane, en see how
quick I scrunch ebery skull in his
wo'thless buddy. I wuz jess startin1
to go up to Deacon Moses.1, en I want
yo' to go 'long wid me to bear wit
ness dat de men Ps bounden to kill I
rapped ober in self-offense, huh?"
"I I can't stop to go, 'Polen,"
stammered the other. "I'm bery
much "bleeged all do same lo' de
honor. Seein' es yo' ain't stayin1 way
"cos yo' air 'feerd, I'll scoot ober to
Bill's on tell him yo1 air huntin1 dat
Wash Scrinffi high en low en yo' hab
no 'casion to use his plan. Good
cbeif'
"HoP on dar, Avot wuz daz plan ob
Bill's?"
"De slickes', cutest 'rangemeh1 yo
elm heerd tell on, en it might sabe a
heap ob bloodshed. How menny nig
gers did yo1 s'pect to tum'Ie ober?"
"Wull. Ps figgered on fifty, but
.bout ten might git Vav afore I c'u'd
re'eh 'era though mv arm is powerful
long in times like dat." ' ' '
"Mo'n Mben feek 'Pol. But
Main's yo's intanea'ed in iis new
rangement Til ezpungs.de fac's ob de
esse. Es yo's -'wars de woods sir es
full as fcrkytine is ob quits b dem
niggers ready to 'aiblate 'de
min" f -
"Whut's dat yo4 say? Ei yo hadn't
corns to bodder me Td a-bresked de
hull lot of dem ofTa de face of de
yearth afore dis. I jess waitin fo1
yo1 plan out ob reapec' to Bill."
"S'cu6e me. Mistah Jones Ps
liable to git de fac'a of de ease mixed
wid de consequences. Td sabe ehriy
leetle . 'sturbance Bill sugges's dat
yo' fro a sheet ober yo' manly fo'm
en go froo dem woods es if you wur
one ob Bam Johnsin's Bhotes. Den
yo1 git to Deacon Moses1 slick en yo1
beard de den right in de lion, es
'twere,"
It was some time before the slug
gish intellect tf 'Polen Could Com
prehend the scheme, but after con
siderable demurring and bravado of
his kind he consented, when Mammy
brought .forth a grimed-and-jrellow
sheet, which Phil declared was what
they needed.
I s'pose yo'il go 'ldng to see dat t
do yit fair," said 'Polen, when every
thing was in readiness for the under
taking. "Dat'd cause a s'picion en sp'il do
game. No; ye1 mus1 go 'lone en min1
wot I say. Neber hurry. De hog's
a bery dslib'rate creetur."
Phil did. however, consent to ac
company his friend to the edge of
the growth, where he saw that the
other was disguised as carefully as
he might be and started on his way
with the parting injunction to move
slowly.
'Polen had been refused tho possess
ion of his club and he began his
tedious advance with many mis
givings. But as he crept along on
his hands and knees without hearing
anything to arouse his fears he grew
calmer and was beginning to think
his adventure was not so very bad
after all, when a low grunt familiar
to his ears but unexpected at that
time and place startled him.
It came from his rear, and glancing
back over his shoulder his surprise
may be imagined at sight of one of
tho very creatures he had been gotten
up to resemble following on his heels.
At first he was alarmed, but upon
second thought he concluded there
could ba no danger from such a pur
suit, and finding courage from the
fact that it showed his disguise must
be nearly perfect to deceive the real
animal, he kept on.
It seemed a long distance through
the woods that night, but not a sound
had disturbed the even tenor of his
progress, and at last to his great joy
the lights from Deacon Moses1 win
dows shone near at hand
The hog still persisted in following
him, and seeing three or four persons
in front of the house, whom he antici
pated had discovered him, he felt it
would be inore prudent for him to
wait until they had disappeared be
fore he threw off his disguise. But
he had already seen that something
unusual was taking place there, and
thus excited he kept on at a pace
which puzzled the porker behind him
to imitate.
Nearly choked with suppressed
emotion, 'Polen had almost reached
the scene of his hopes and fears and
was about to spring to his feet, when
some one cried:
"Hyur kems a couple ob Sam John
sin's pesky shotes! Head 'em off dar,
Sambo!"
To escape detection 'Polen darted
through a gateway near by to find
himself the next instant floundering
in the mire of a hog wallow, while
the creature pursuing him reached
his side as tho gate closed with a
slam.
"Kecken dem air shotes won't
trouble us enny mo1." said a voice
outside, with an exultant ring to its
tone.
In his frantic efforts to escape his
hapless fate Tolen rent the sheet in
twain, but as his stalwart figure as
sumed its normal position there was
the tearing of more cloth and the
resurrection of a second mud-covered
form that matched his six feet of
African manhood.
Tho amazed twain stared fiercely
upon each other for a moment, when
they simultaneously exclaimed:
"Wash Scrimp!"
" 'Polen Jones!"
In the midst of their perplexed
feelings of surprise and rage the gato
was swung cautiously ajar enough to
admit a woolly - pate, while tho
owner asked in a shrill whisper:
"Tolen, is yo' dar?"
Before he could reply another sup
plemented the query with
"Wash, is dat yo'?"
"What do all dis foolishness mean?"
demanded Tolen Jones, making as
hasty an exit from that undesirable
place as it were possible for him
under the circumstances, closely fol
lowed by Wash Scrimp.
Notwithstanding their sorry ap
pearances and the jeers of the spec
tators, the bewildered twain made a
simultaneous rush for the house, to
be met at the door by a bridal train
led by that sable, if not fickle, belle
of Dusky Hollow, Extra Medley, lean
ing lovingly and confidingly on the
arm of Billingsgate Fish!
The groom deigned his discomfited
rivals a scornfuldook as he passed on
his triumphant way, when slowly and
painfully it dawned upon their slug
gish minds that they had been aliko
duped by the cunning artifices of him
who had borne off tho prize each had
coveted, while they had unconsciously
acted a very ridiculous part. Deep
and dire were the threats offered
against the other, none of which were
ever carried into effect as far as the
history shows of Dusky Hollow.
National Tiibune.
WltfiB Lincoln Waltzed.
General Butler was fond of telling
a story of his visit to Washington,
after successful operations at Hat
teras. He arrived at night and called
up Mr. Fox. assistant secretary of
the navy. Jdr. Fox suggested that
they go at once to the White house
and inform Mr. Lincoln of the good
news. Mr. Lincoln had retired, but
came out into his office in his night
dress, a costume that added to his
appearance of extremo height. Mr.
Fox was a man not more than five
feet high. As soon as the news was
reported to Mr. Lincoln, he opened
his arms, Mr. Fox fell into them,
grasping the president about the
hips, and they flew around the room
once or twice in what General Butler
described as the most exciting waltz
deshabille to which be had ever been
a witness. Argonaut.
The Parent's Dreaded Story.
"Yes," said Tomlinson, with a sud
den interest in the conversation, "my
little boy is just five years old. He's
one of the oddest little fellows. The
other day his moth "
But the last of the group of audi
tors could by this time be seen
seampering around the next street
c rner a olock away. Chicago'News-jSficord,
A fcERVY SERVANT GIRL;
Kjww Whra a Dress Wald Fit Hot
Whm She Has Want It,
They were talking about servant
girls; and each woman of the party
had a story of the wrongs she had
suffered at the hands of those tyrants.
The circle broke up when Mrs. Mc
Bank had added her contribution, says
the Omaha Bee.
"Mr. Mc., you know, is an awfui
crank on base ball," said Mrs. Mc.
"and we had an awful time keeping
a girl one summer when he was in
terested in the local ball team. I was
quite ill all summer aild had to be
waited upon continually. Just be
fore the Fourth of July our girl left
"us and Mc. brought home a great big
colored woman from the intelligence
office.
"She was a splendid girl and we
got along with her first rate until
the Fourth came along. Mr. Mc had
to go to tho ball game that day, and
the night before wo consulted as to
what we should do to induce Rose
that was the girl's somewhat inap
propriate name to stay at home
with mc on the Fourth. Mr. Mc
couldn't think of missing tho game,
and we finally decided to brib tho
woman, and I was authorize:! to give
her $10 to forogo tho pleasure of cele
brating tho day. Mc went down town
after supper, and I called Rose to my
room and told her 1 would give her 51
extra if she would stay with mo on the
Fourth.
" Oh, Lordy. no; I wouldn't stay
for no dollah.'replied.Rosewith more
emphasis than I thought tho occasion
warranted. I offered her $2, 2.5).
3, $4. and finally I told her I would
give $5- for her da3''s work. 'Tell you
what I'll do,1 she answered to this
proposition; 'I'll stayMf you'll give
me $5 and that pink dress up stairs.1
What pink dress do you moan?' I
asked. 4Why, that pink gingham,' tho
nervy thing answered.
"I had paid sixty cents a yard for
a pretty gingham, and it was made
up go that it cost mo closo to 20.
'But that wouldn't fit you Rose,1 I
said. The black huzzy threw her
self back and said, with a laujh:
Oh, yes, it will, for I had it on down
town last night.1 That settled it, of
course, as I could not wear the dress
again. She got $5 and the dress,
and it rained all tho next day, so Mc
couldn't go to the ball gsmo ufter
all."
PROMPT ADVICE.
A. Clergyman Who Sit Down Upon a
Man With a Grievance.
"Sir." he said, a3 he stalked into
the clergyman's study, "you are th3
man who tied the knot, I believe?"
"I beg your pardon," said tho
clergyman looking up from his ser
mon. "You performed tho marriage
ceremony for me, didn't you ?"
"Yes, certainly, Mr. Wilhngs.
Whnt, may I ask"
"Then, you know what the right3
of husbands arc?"
"Why, yes, in a general way."
And the rights of a wife?
"Of course."
"Well, now, sir," said tho caller,
drawing a chair up to the clergy
man's desk and taking a seat, has a
wife licenso to torture her husband?"
"Certainly not."
"If she makes his life miserablo
he has redress, of course?"
"Yes, but I should advise "
"Never mind your advico now.
We'll come to that later. My wife
complains that 1 don't shavo often
enough."
"Oh, that's a small matter."
"Is it, sir? -Just wait. I told her
that that was my affair, and then
she taught the children to cry whon
I kissed them, so that she could say
my rough chin hurt them. "
"That hardly- showed a Chris
tian" "Wait a minute. Yesterday morn
ing I found them playing with the
cylinder of a broken music box. You
know how that seems to tho touch?"
"Certainly."
"Well, she tauerht them to call it
papa's chin."
"Really, sir, I must admit "
"Wait till I'm through. To-day
one of them got on my knee, passed
his little hand over my chin, and
called it 'papa's music-box.1 Now,
sir, I ask you as a Christianjnan and
as the man who tied tho knot, what
shall I do?"
"Get shaved," replied- the clergy
man softly as, ho returned to his
work.
Docking Horses' Talis.
"The arguments against the cruel
practice of docking horses1 tails,"
says a correspondent, "might meet
with more consideration in this Chris
tian land if tho gentle dames who
countenance tho practice were in
structed as to tho origin of tho cus
tom. During the time Warren Hast
ings was governor of India, over a
century ago, the English were first
shocked by encountering this cruel
fashion, originated by tho savage
Tartars in tho Thibetan mountains.
So repulsivo did it seem to our good
Anglo-Saxons that they not only re
fused to buy horses thus deformed,
but actually paid the mountaineers a
bounty to induce them to forego tho
practice. And now, O world of in
consistency, it is England which has
persuaded the gentle American to
take up, as tho height of fashion,
this rude and barbarous mode, long
since discarded by those mountain
savages. Shall wo be obliged to im
port a missionary from the "savages
to buv us off?"-
Was John llaayan a Gypsy?
In the St. Mary Magdalene's (Laun
ceSton) parish register (Vol. I, foL
74) is this entry in 1586: "March
tho ivth daie was christened Nicho
las, sonno of John Bownia, an Ecip
tia rogue," This Mr. F. H. Groome
offers as a fresh link in the chain of
evidence that John Bunyan was a
gypsy. "Egyptia," he says, is evi
dently "Egyptian," and "Bownia,"
he asks, may it not be Bownian?
If so, have we not here a veritable
gypsy Buriyan? It is a far cry from
Launceston, in Cornwall, to Elston,
in Bedfordshire, he adds, were .no
mads not in the case, and, in time,
the interval between the baptism and
tho birth of the "inspired tinker" is
hut forty-two years.
A Grntlemnn.
Mrs. Upton I saw Mr. Newton
bowing with the most courtly grace
to a very common-place woman. He's
a gentleman of the old school, isn'
he?
Mr. Upton No, a gentleman of tho
new school!
"New school?"
"Yes. He lives in the suburbs,
and that was his cook." N. Y.
Weekly.
The Uoaest Man.
The Heiress Am I the only girl
in the whole wide world you love?
He No, dear, but you" were the
only girl I knew who could afford to
marry me. Life.
FABlt AUD H0USEH0mIrbi.inWT-i-ta
MAKE rARM LIFsv ATTRACT
IVE rOR THB BOYS
fray Them tor Their LaborRales for
Batter Making Making Geo
Baef Sheep Shearing and
Household Helps,
The Boy oa the Farni;
It is often the case that boys bd
come uneasy and restless on the
farm. Thoy tire of .the monotony of
farm life. Often they are called up
on to perform tasks utterly out of
proportion to their size and strength.
During the summer months they are
not allowed to attend school, as soon
as they arc old enough to manage a
team; they aro expected to perform
nearly as much labor as a man, and
what recompense do thoy receive?
Many boys recoive nothing but" their
1)oard and clothing. Is it any won
der -they beepmo discouraged with
farm life?
Often they are not allowed occasion
ally a day in which to spend fishing
and hunting; and if thoy wish tho uso
of a team to drive into town, how
many times the request is denied
them, the excuso being given that
teams need rest.
The writer has much sympathy for
the sun-burned farmer boy and
thinks (if ho is industrious and takes
an interest in the work for his par
ents) he should be allowed some time
for amusement and recreation, and
when he asks permission to visit a
friend for a day or so, please don't
frown and tell him, times have
changed sinco you were a
boy, as you were never per
mitted to spend your time visiting.
Possibly you have repeated this thing
to him until it has become stale
If parents wish their sons to remain
on the farm, they should allow them
some privileges which rightfully be
long to them, says the Journal of
Agriculture, and make the home so
cheerful and pleasant that Ihcj- will
ever remember those days as the hap
piest days of their life. Give your
boys tho use of a toam when they go
to town; and don't forget to let them
have some money to spend, they have
helped to earn it Don't say, "That
would never do, they would soon ex
pect too much of me." Why should
they not expect something? They
feel confident they aro saving for
their parents much more than thoy
are receiving.
Many parents seem to forget they
were once young, and if they have an
indebtedness to pay, their children
are compelled to work instead of get
ting a common education. Wc have
no right to deprive a child of anj'thing
'which will benefit him in after life.
No, emphatically no! never allow your
son to be deprived of an education. It
requires brains to become a success
ful farmer. Every parent should
furnish books calculated to instruct
and amuso his children: also place
before them agricultural papers, and
discuss with them the- best method of
farming.
Don't be afraid to let your sons
know you appreciate their services.
Talk with them in regard to your
plans; give them to understand j-ou
prize their society in short make
them feel they are the dearest boys
(at least to you) upon the earth.
Give to them two or three acres of
ground to work, with tho understand
ing that the crop shall be theirs; by
so doing they will tako moro interest
in farming, and feel repaid for what
they aro doing for you.
It is very plain and easy to arrange
things in such a manner that farm
life may bo very pleasant and agree
able. Have system about your work;
a place for everything, and every
thing in its place. A nice flower
garden adds much to the appearance
of a farm home and is enjoyed by both
old and young. We should endeavor
to make everything about the home
as lovely and beautiful as possible.
Nover allow pigs and calves to run at
largo over your door-yard, as no
home can be made attractive where
such things exist.
Rules for Itutter-Maklhg.
Probably tho greatest difficulty in
dairying at the present time is tho
acceptance of a certain standard of
knowledge, but beyond this, the pre
vailing idea is no more required. Now
tho fact is, if we aro able to make
butter, all the science is fully known.
Therefore a farmer who can plow,
sow seed and perform other farm
operations, has succeeded in attain
ing the science of agriculture. I
should bo far from accepting a store
of limited knowledge in dairying or
iarming. No operation of work,
whether in tho former or the latter
department of agriculture, but must
necessarily bo followed out by special
requirements of duty, and if theso
are neglected wo can only expect a
profitless return for tho labor we
carry outin them. Now, as regards
butter-making, we need not only to
know how to collect a quantity of
milk, set crcam.preparo it for churn
ing, mako butter,and perform a num
ber of other minor matters in dairy
ing, but we must perform each por
tion of it, followed out at the samo
time by a special course of manage
ment. 1. As tho milk is the source of our
produce, the keeping clean of the
cow is an indispensable duty to carry
out This can only be carried out by
a good application of tho curry comb
and brush.
2. A thorough clean, well venti
lated, warm, and comfortable byre
(cow house) must bo kept for the
cow; food clean, fresh, and given at
regular periods; drinking water well
attended to.
Straining of the milk should havo
your special attontion.
4. Vessels (milk) must bo kept
thoroughly clean by a good applica
tion cf hot water and washing soda;
hot water, cold water afterwards.
5. Keep all apartments containing
milk in a very clean state, well ven
tilated and on no account have bad
air. Clean milk pans indispensable
too, remember. Rooms cleaned out
occasionally.
6. Temperature of cream careful to
recollect before churning. Have a
thermometer for this purpose sixty
thre"e degrees F. in summer, a little
higher in winter.
7. The churn should be carefully
attended to.having it perfectly clean.
8. The butter carefullv washed
with clean, fresh water, leaving no
tra-jes of milk in it whatever.
9. Tho butter should not undergo
prolonged working.
10. The hands in no case used in
working or making up butter.
11. After salting butter allow it to
remain for a short time without mak
ing it up for final use.
J 2. Every utensil employed in
making upbutter first rub fine salt
on them, afterward wash with a small
brush and water.
13. Neatness observed in making
up butter.
14. Churning not can-led on Uo
These are, therefore, some of the"
principal rules to carry out in .butter
making. I would also recommend
the rules to be placed in a good po
sition in the dairy. Thomas Breakejr
In Edinburg Farming World
Making Good Cow Beeft
The wide'-spread belief that the
beef from old animals, and especially
from old cows,- -must be tough and
stringy is'a consequence of tho improp-1
er way in which much such beef is
fattened. Old animals do not have
as good teeth as those younger: For
this reason their digestion is poorer,
and more care needs to bo taken
against over-feeding, which induces
clogging of the stomach. Everyono
who has over-fed knows that while
tho stomach is overloaded fover is
produced. Now a feverish state is
always a diseased state of the system
in animals as well as in people. No
ono would think of eating meat from
animals killed while suffering from
diseasq. Is it any better if porlddic
ally all through the" fattening period
the blodd has been heated by fever
from poor digestion? All agree that
an old cow fattened quickly makes
nice tender beef. But to fatten
quickly she must be all the time
healthy. In other words, her stom
ach must never be clogged. She
must not be off her feed. Some suc
culent food, either silage or roots, is
best for making good cow beef. Old
cows do not sell well, but the farmer
who knows how to fatten them can
make from them the best kind of
beef for home use, better than much
steer beef poorly fattened. Ameri
can Cultivator.
Oil Meal.
We do not feed enough oil meal to
our stock. I am an Englishman and
have learned that oil meal is good.
The feeding of oil meal to cattle is a
mere question of degree, that degree
being its value in proportion to other
concentrated foods. There is an
idea prevalent among American feed
ers that too much of this food can
not be digested by cattle. While too
much of any kind of solid food can
be crowded into an animal, still it is
surprising how much can be used
profitably. It requires cautious uso
at first, and cattle peed to be fed at
first only a small quantity. Whether
it be in the shape of meal, pea or nut
size makes little difference. It is
easily igested, and from a practical
point of view we would use whatever
can be had cheapest, provided the
quality is. similar. In England the
latter size is universally used for
both cattle and sheep. Last summer
we had a lot of yearlings on grass.
At first they received but two or
three pounds per day, along with as
much oat bran as they would eat
Gradually the amount was increased
until August, Septembor and October
they consumed twelve pounds each.
They mado great progress under this
treatment, and the more oil meal they
ate the greater quantity of cornmcal,
oat bran, etc., was consumed.
Farmers Voice.
Cnoil Urceding Sow.
Tho greatest difference in breeding
sows is largely dependent on their
milk-giving capacities. Part of this
is due to feeding, but something also
depends on heredity. We are used to
tho fact that certain breeds of cattle
transmit especial milking abilities in
cows. The breeds of hogs thut make
good dams for pigs are long-bodied
and not disposed to fatten early. If
such are properly fed, the ability to
give large amounts of milk mav bo
increased and transmitted to their
progeny. Most of the small-bodied,
quick-matured breeds are poor dams.
They take too much to fat to be
worth much for milk. American
Cultivator.
Household Help.
White of cf;g is used to brighten
and revive tho leather of chair seats.
In the household tea leavos will be
found useful for cleaning varnished
piints.
Brick floors may be cleaned by
moistening with milk and water and
wiping dry.
A convenient way of singeing a
chicken is over the blaze of a littlo
alcohol lamp.
Linseed oil and turpentine make a
fine furniture polish. Ono part
turpentine to three of oil.
Steel engravings should be framed j
in dark and silver molding or in .
shaded wood molding with silver
beading.
To prevent shoes from squeaking
oil the soles with linseed oil. Allow
the shoe soles to absorb as much of
tho oil as possible.
If the flowers in vour window box
seem sickly, cover the earth around !
tho roots about half an inch deep
with pulvorized charcoal.
To clean bottles, cut a raw potato
into small pieces and put into the
bottlo with very littlo water. Shake
vigoiously until the bottlo is clean.
Sheep Shearings.
Low wot lands are unfavorable for
lambs.
Regular feeding makes even wool
and better mutton.
Ticks will often keep a ewe too
thin to raise a lamb.
Tho best are worth tho money,
time and feed you give them.
To make most profitable, sheep
should bo kept on the farm contin
uously. -
A littlo oats daily will help mater
ially to keep the ewes in a good con
dition. Wool, lambs and mutton will help
pay expenses until some of tho crops
mature.
It is a mistake to allow sheep to
cat down the gras3 too close in the
pastures.
Select an ideal sheep and breed to
it, and stick to the work until you
can see the result of your care and
labor.
Give such care as will prevent the
lambs from getting stunted the first
year. If they do they never will de
velop fully.
Scrubby or runty lambs are tho in
evitable result when low priced rams
aro used and they can hardly be con
sidered valuable stock.
Keep the lambs and young sheep
growing, the earlier the sheep are
matured the less chance they will
have to eat their heads off.
It is quite an item to have tho
sheep do well at the lowest cost
possiblo and during the summer 'good
pastue is all that is necessary.
It will help materially to keep
sheep in a good thrifty condition, to
arrange to change tho pastures of
the sheep about every ten days.
In improving sheep, management
must come first, then breeds; begin
at the bottom and breed up rather
than at the top and breed down.
Sheep should never be kept beyond'
the age of thrift and "vigor, as feed,
and care will give better returns
when bestowed upon younger stock.
U. S. Government
Baking Powder Tests.
Ai.
The report of the analyses of Bajdng Powders, made
by the U. S. Government (Chemical Division, Agl
Dep't), shows the Royal superior to all other powders,
and gives its leavening strength and. the strength of each
of the other cream of tartar powders tested as follows:.
LEAVENING GAS.
BOYAL, Absolutely Pore,
The OTHER POWDEBS
TESTED are reported to con
tain both line and sulphuric
acid, and to be of the following
strengths respectiTely, . . ,
Royal Baking Powder is absolutely pure, and of
greater leavening power than any other powder.
Testa of the I'urty of Water.
Pure water can always be told from
impure bv a few very simple tests. To
judge of tha color fill a colorless glass
bottle with the water, look through it
at some black object, and the distinc
nes with which this can be seen
gives an idea as to the proportion of
clay and sand it contains. Then pour
ont one-half of the water, cork the bot
tle tightly, and set it in a warm place
for a a day. Remove the cork and smell
the air in the bottle. If there is an
offensive odor, however slight, the wa
ter is unfit for domestic use and should
ba rejected. It often happens that
well water, no matter how bright and
sparkling, contains large quantities of
putrescent matter. When this is the
case decomposition is sure to take place
in a few hours when the bottleis put in
a warm place, and decomposition is al
ways attended by an unpleasant odor.
The Nervous Speaker.
At a Massachusetts town the other
night, there was a temperance lecture
in the chapil of the churches. The
gentleman who was to preside did not
show up, and a man known to have a
deep interest in the temperance course
was called upon to act in his place.
Mr. S is a ver3 nervous man who
easily gets rattled. He struggled to
his feet, and this is what he said: "La
dies and gentlemen: Since Brother
is not here to ask the blessing of
Co.l to rest upon this meeting, we will
proceed with the business and do the
best we can without it. Amen."
I Cur Constipation and Dyspepsia,
fir- Shoop's Restorative Nerve Pills sent free
with Medical Booktoprovc merit, for 2cstamp.
Druggiats.S&c. Da. Snoop, Box W.,Racine "VVli
I'littlnsr a Little of It in Motion.
Talk about air being 'free'.' " said
theyoungmanin knickerbockers, hand
ing S150 over to the bicycle dealer and
takimr the machine, "it's the most
expensive thing on earth. You're mak"
ing a elean profit of S7-"0 on the air in
those pneumatic tires, by gum, and I
know it."'
WORLD'S COLUMBIAN EXPOSITION
Will be of value to the world by illus
trating the improvements in the me
chanical arts and eminent physicians
will tell you that the progress in medi
cal agents, has been of equal importance,
and as a strengthening laxative that
Syrup of Figs is far in advance of all
others.
The man who says ho is ready to die, is a.
liar or a lunatic:
No kind of weather is unfavorable forsow
'115 wild oats.
Deafness Cannot Be Cored
By local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only
one way to cure deafness, and that is by con
stitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by
iin Inflamed condition of the mucous llninir
of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube Is
intlamcd yo;i have a rumbling sound or Im-
perfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed, '
Deafness is the result, and unless the inflam
mation can be taken out and this tube re
stored to its normal condition, hearing will
be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten
are caused by catarrh, which Is nothing but
an inflamed condition of the mucous sur-,
faces. i
Wc will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness (canted bv catarrh) that
cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send !
for circulars; free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O.
t"?-Sold by Druggists, 75c.
No man can smilo in the face of adversity,
and nienn it.
DON'T LISTEN
to tho dealer who is bent
on bipger profits. The
thing that he wants you to
buy, when you ask for Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescrip
tion, isn't " just as good."
Proof of this is easy. Tha
only guaranteed remedy
I for tho ailments of woaian
hood it tho ' Favorite Pre
scription." If it ever fails
to benefit or cure, in mak
ing weak women strong
or suffering women well,
you havo your money
back.
Anything "just as good," or ns sure to
bring help, could bo, and would bo, sold in
just that way.
This guaranteed medicine is an invigora-tbr-,
restorative tonic, especially adapted to
woman's needs and perfectly harmless in any
condition of bar system.
It builds up, strengthens, regulate, and
cures.
For periodical pains, bearing-down sensa
tions, ulceration, inflammation everything
that's known an a " female complaint!" it's
remedy that's safe, certain, and proved.
wlieans
Positively cure Bilious Attacks, Con
stipation, Sick-Headache, etc.
25 cents per bottle, at Drug Stores.
Write for sample dose, free.
J. F. SMITH & CO.S-New York
ffij-;
T&b Best
Waterproof
Goat
in tho
WORLD!
&h mi
Ti.a FISH liUAXD RLICKETt Is warranted vrater-
nmaf. and will kD vcu drv hi tho hardest ttora. Tt'i
new rOJUiEL 8LICKEK U a prrTet t riding coat, and
covers tho entire saoaie. newareet uonauuus. afohi
buy a coat If the-ilsn iireta tnuiean. iuuira-tedCattl'Jcr.efn-.
-A.J Ti'WKR.' Boston. Haas.
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HARD RUBBER
CURB
RUPTURE.
TRUSSES
Send for book of par
ticulacs.
f. B. SKJ2L.8 V efc CO., 25 H. 1 ltU He. Fhilada.
iA f fj JOHN W..-IORRIS,
sillOIWll Waalilujtton, B.C.
afsuooMtfully Prosecutes Claim.
Late PrtnrtpalExtoilner U.S. Pension Bureau.
3ywlu last wax, 15 4Ujudii.-aUu3clMi1113.atty since.
$75.00 to $250.00 ca Ja&Sr5
, " B. P. JOHNSON" I CO- RlCU.MO.ND.
VHMi urilitni Tilezrapay and Railroad
IwIIBS MCR aceateJBuitncs here and tiC9r
IMdtittsMstat. nttoJ. Of 1RPWN. ,.
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A Karrnw Escape.
A farmer Jff Camden county, last
week, fell asleep under a tree. While
slumbering, with his head against tho
tree, his dog got after a large gray
squirrel which in its haste to reach. .
place of safety, jumped in the farmer's
mouth, taking it for a knot-hole. The
farmer, not being used to raw game,
disgorged the squirrel with an effort, .
and it is said has not yet fully recov
ered. We eat too much ad tak too littla oat-.
door exercise. This is the fault of our mod
ern civilization. It Is claimed that Garfield
Tea, a simple herb remedy, holps Nature to
overcome these abuses.
He who will not answer to the rudder
must answer to the rocks.
tf the Baby la Cat (lac Teeth.
B snre knit tae that old mj'l well-tried remedy, Mas.
Wisslow'j SooTni.iti STRsr for Children TMthlaff.
The manly part is to do with might and
main what you can do.
aAnsrIiinsr Leads e CHi
Ileal. Kemps Balsam will stop the cough
at once. Go to your druggist today aad get
a sample bottle free. Large bottles SO casta
anxUl.00.
Envious men grow lean at the success o
their neighbors.
FITS-Aii flu tuBad fr to - ifEnrs
velous cure. Tr3rtUad.flifrIbQ rn
UlBk HO Hb WMT rfc wf - . ;-
Semi I
l tour. JU2n,an Area..-u"H'"
Whe nwhiskey gets a grip on a man, some
thingbreaks when it lets go.
"HanKon'S MajrJc Corn Hle."
Warranto to asrr. or money rotundwt. Ak yr
dnicglt forlt. frlg IS cent.
The more some mea owe, the more they
want to buy on credit.
Unliki tha Dutch Proctss
No Alkalies
OR
Other Chemicals
are used in the
preparation of
W. BAKER k C0.-8
reakfastCocoa
which is atfofef
pure and Molublc.
It has morethan three time
I theitrtn'jth of Cocoa mixed
wHh atmrrYt. Arrcrftot fir
kiMi if4 fa fir moM ecrw
nomlcal, costing les3 than on cent a cp.
It Is delicious, nourishing, and easilt
DIGESTED.
Sold fey Grocers eTgrywhsrs.
v7. BAKER & CO., Doroheiter, If c
MEND YGUR OWN HARNESS
WITH -
THOMSON'S
LH
SLOTTED
CLINCH RIVETS.
No tools required. Only a hammer n1eI
to drive and clinch them ewlly and quickly;
leaving the clinch absolutely imooth. Requiring
no hole to be made in the leather nor burr for tb
Kivet. They are STRONG, TOUGH and DUMBLf.
Jlillions now in nt. Jill lengths, uniform or
assorted, pnt up in boxes.
A-ilc your dealer for them, er tead 40c.
in stamps for a box of 100; aworUd rite.
XASCFAOTCBCP BT
JUDSON L.THOMSON MFC. CO.,
Walchatu, Mass.
L
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rcTTszzzs xva rssrsua
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The t'renoeit aad wre!t
Lt
laiie.
Unlike other Lye, it belnn
in TYrrlp and narked in a can
wigi removable uS, the contents
are always ready for use. Will
make the lust perfumed Hard Soap
in20 minntesuHtAiutbmline. Is ta
thnhvstlorcteanstagwastepine'.
d&nfocting slob, clotei waituaf
bottles, paints, tree?, etc.
PKNA. &ALT M'Fft CO.
Gen. Agt. Phils., Fa.
If any on doubt tht
ws can cur th m.tt b
allntte cm In M tote
days, let him wr.tefor
paitlcolars and Kre-tl-Kat
oar rellab Uty. Ghir
financial baoWSff Is
40.040. When mercury.'
lolMepottsstnm, sirsapirlllaor Hot Springs fall. w
sri -rantre a car and oar Maaie Cyph)ln la to on'y
thm? that willcare permanently. PotlUf eroof sec
-l-l, free. Cooc Kusor Co., Chicago, I1U
f a . I sIB
nMIIIHIll Ha nndksot
Cares hick UeadacbecesorsflOsaBtexloaJavssi Pectoral
Bills. Sunplofreo. OirrxuTxaCo" JlTf.44thi.,5.T.
Cures Constipation
" -nFfai ltto M Iks
ftftU tldsr Pbtildio). Jit
THrtTWia: 4 a nrmA- flaaA & In all
. W. K. SXYDKK. M. .. Mall Dept. 1
McVlckr' Tlintr, CHIcavflro. I
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PARLY RISERS
BAD Witt's Little! f Bly Blsara, .
tha Famous Urtfe PtlU fe r CoBsUpatlonlek Heafl
sbe. D j spepetoJia Xsases ji m Fata. Very BasaM
At i Price
Wattkea.
Stnlaf acMarOraasBTlM,
Fara TmIi. Sa..U, uaraia.
1 1111400 1U CO., Ckbaf, m.
INSURE In the Farmers aad Merehaats Inaaranc
Cuiap.ny of Linoola. Capital aad Surplua orees-at.-ete.
1.&43 losses paid to Nebraska, peoeie alaee lata.
Ifaffltctodwlth
ore eyes, ate
ITIiMHMMi's Eyt Wat.
OMAHA BDSlESSjeSS
MSIUM DYE WORK'S
Dtxisto and Clbaxikg of ererr Descilatloa,
1521 Knrnnm St-.Omaha. Cor Ave.A.tMtnSt..
Council Bluffs. Send for circular St price list.
TEXAS LAND
Beit In tho 8tat.
Thest,Corn and
Fruit lands In taa
celebrated Wich
ita Valley. Maps and pamphlets mailed free.
V. B. XEUION, Ceaeratl Aseat, X e.
Thirteenth Street. Oaaaa, Nets.
6UNS
Bicycles, Base Ball. Tennis and Athletic
Goods, bend stamp for catalog. CROSS
GUXCO., lalJDontfaa St., Omaba, Neb.
HARNESS
(Wholesale). Sabdlmbt Baas
WABX. C.B.WeOBWOstTR
CO.. 1318 raraaas, gt-.O-aaaa.
INDUSTRIAL IRON WORKS gl&Jffi
all kinds Machinery. Grinding-, Patterns, ate
FARXKLLacO., staple Safer aad (tyreme. JeJUea.
reerres, Jaaes. AMle Batter, Baa. PmsL Oaaaaa
Caa aUasfao-lna. Ce..Caae aavl BeearatedTlawam.
WAGONS,CARRIA&ESs
rartT-
Vaieetr-
SALOON
Futures. Billiard Tables. Bar Glass
ware. Beer Pumps, etc. GATS CITY
BILLIARD TABUS CO., Omaha Nek.
W N U Otnahst, 19 1893
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