. - " i . .-..- ! J . t - ; lL- . . It "- ' r; ""' m n m m jHaaaaasB'.aai jk B ."' .oiv BNjova - Botk the method aa frestiit. wheal Bjrup f Figi h Ukn; it ia pleaaan. . tiki refresh ufc to the tsato, and acfl centljytiprorapUyontheKWtieyt, . Lire sed Bowels, cfeantes the .- temaflectaally, dispel colds, head, v . aches aad ftvera and cures habitual Constipation. Syrup of Figs is ths ' snly remedy of its kiad ver pro. dacod, pleasing to the taste and a .' . ceptable to the stomach, prompt ia ' its actioa and truly benatrCial ia its "J effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and hare made it the most popular remedy know. Syrup of Figs is for safe to 60o and $1 bottles bv all leading drug- . gists. Any MiH&le druggist wht) . may not fcra it on hand will pfo- . -cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. I'AUFOttNA FIB SYHUP COL SAM FMAMC11CO CAL. i. rr. Mir rtML .f. "German Syrup J My niece, Eaieline Hawley ttras, takca with spitting blood, and she became very much alarmed, fearing that dreaded disease, Consumption. She tried nearly all kinds of medi cinebut nothing did fact Shy good. Finally she took German Syrup and she told me it did her more good than anything she ever tried. It stopped the blood, gave her strength and case, and a good appetite. I bad it from her ovi lips. Mrs. Mary A. Stacey, Trumbull, Conn. Honor to German Syrup. IfAKE fHENEXT MORNING 1 FEEL BRIGHT AND NEW AND My COMPLEXION IS OETTER. "ilydnrtnrsays ft nets gently on Unrtomach, llrrr end kidneys, nnj la a pleasant laxative. Tti!t drink Is made from herln, nud Is prepari-d for t.tt s cosily as tea. It Is called LAHE'SMEDICIKE All drntclsts sell it at 58c. and SI a package. If you cannot Rat It, send your address for a frea ample. I.nae'i Fnmilr Medicine mares the towels each day. Addrrra I OltATOlt II. WOODWARD. LsItOY.K.X sSimm BileBeMis Small. . QauvBteed to com Bnioas Attacks; Sick. madacte and OsiuUpaUoH. 40 In eacb bottle. Price c. For sale by druggists. Plcta? "7, XT. 70" and cample don free. . WITH A C0 Proprietors, HEW tOSK, ELY'S CATARRH CREIM BUM is iroRTH KpTARfr $500 . TO A5fT MAX, ssssa Woman or Child Bufferinc from CATARRH MOTA LIQUID or SNUFfM AY'FEVi A particle Is applied Into each nostril and Is agree able. Price SO rent at Druggists or ry mall. ELV BROTHERS. Sti Warren Street. New Tort - Cvrcs CoMtapUoa, Coasbs, Cnmp, tore Throat. Sold by all rJninttsts ea a Goaraatee. For a Tiie Side, Back or Chest Sbiloh'a Pcrous Plaster will gire great satisfaction. 45 cents. OMAHA BUSINESS HOUSKi S.A.ORCHABD,FSf senit for lMUTIt l- PIIDTAINQ 7 T I lUnQCVWHOLESaLE Li liLmUOtlEllMGOOrlS lilt Harney Stre-t. rtfCK. tiitMlt and LEATHER NtOTIIIXQ. F1.1.T TOOTS. OMAHA. XEa THE COLLINS GUN CO., An- mnnit on, Kithlnff Taekl.IU) IlalL CrnqMet, Lawn Trnnia and Fancy riwuog uvn. vuii luuuuic AK' n;i lor A u. pp. aid Ugxiiro. 1S1Z Docs-las St . Omali. lite for cata.'s. Er BIRHEY cm cmRM -- JUlilllDli Oil AH A Urite lilm. BE3 I lsla'c ;$5 a day. One riit njiJeSti In o- k. A cents WKitnt In ererr town. EXCELSIOR POR. TRAIT CO., MaieBlk, 1 amain M., Uuisbt. PRINTERS. LITH3CRAPHERS. BINDERS nd SiATIONERS. REES PRINTING CO. MIL ORDERS SOLICITED. tO ANOXXJBi WZKE. ZJQUCB CIOAK OO. U'kolsaii i.ad IlataU Wines, Liquors an.l Ocara, 9U Faiaasa Stoat, uataha. 6aad for Price List. fAGONS,CABBIA(xS W.T.SEA3CAK Cnubs'i Iars eat Varlat.. , QTATKHiaY, OFFICE St PPLIES J.h U RrtaiL C. J. UOVE1U New Toric Ufa Bui:dirr. ORLD'S KA1R ctsrt aSitinrs arconnt w'th Cer nan &vinjr Bant. Omaha. Th.mt relULIi. in stilation ia Mate. ,t0 oca liability to dejx-l(ora FtHltCLLACO Kapto Sncar and SrraiN. Jriliat. Pr-".. PP' Laver. Eta Props. Onuha Can M.natac'lar. Co.,Cans aadlQcoratcd Tluwara. LintBEK. WBolaaalo and Retail. Hard wood laiabor pta A oak faoca lath, whlta cedar posts, split oak a eadar poses, sOfar. llaa,etc & R. Los. ttavaPaaslaa SOUTH OMAHA HOUSES. WOOD BROSJ LIVE STOCK .COMMISSMN I .'OIL II. llADis. MAS, WALTER t WoOD. Mjrrs. Bo. Omaha. Xb. 1 at caftv. Ui. Marktt rtp&it lurjlabai uin application. 6 VERS BROS A CO.. Uc t&.V Ccinmiuiun Jcnnants. L'uiuasiwk ij.iJ, uusti Oir.iU. aul lUcco. ccne-poudcu t &uj your iriio siiuited. UWIOCE, SWEEJiEYtHMI, J- .Cvmimm CvmtMX, Saata OiaaU, Xsatajta. sflfcrtflUP aLwr t V alaSr . nA. SH .in rNiikM.fi sWaS5v,r ,r . 1 KT1 ' "SX$$M sssT Q gH LsssTI !Slg25lashrMMM fejirSHILOHSB sSsSSSSSalal Kcrlln's Nevr iKtialc tt&l. A new musfe hnll was opened la Berlin tm tba 4th qf October. It wiil bw .& attraction for its roominess and the simple elegance of its decoratloa mostly of pure whits aad f0l. The lighting by electrity b aoret oa as count of the e freed Vb way fli which the lights as JiVided Vr6tn eash othet aad aiaBMcd over the hall o as not Ma leara any one part more lUvllniB'ed than another 'lite Ventilation is sim ple; different e-caDes be'.ng- tfrbVrde'd Tor the exit of the'ekha'usWd Wl "air, to the ports by wh'ch 'fresh air eaters. On. the whole the place may claim to b the embodiment of elegant sim plicity. It is called The' Becbstein. The attraction of the first night was Dr. Von Bulow. Consider it "a loaehold Eeeftstith" ilr. A. J. WhiUcf, NetvttJh, Kibsas, Vc (entuatcshi cpiridn Ibus: "I ksVe used Dr BjII's Couch Svrui) in inj family fcr ti c IsBteigbt jeirs aiid consider It a houte btsld nrceBSitv. L'udrr .lnr .Names. Tennyson had many appellations fiVen him snowing how rarlously no affected his readers. iTlBsO are a fevr of the titles tiboiicd to him: Tee 1'oetof I.uxur.'r'"lVd l'oet of Ko snanliciBto, "" 'the Poet of Feudalism. " 'The Ptoet of Idealism." -Ihe Poet of Languor." "Tne Poet of J.ove, " The Poet of Aristocracy1 and Xne Poet of Classicism." RJ.ettfl-t:-ni k necked hfrb r thnn a kite. Mh J. X. B..clr, .AI n rall'oin t.hic, de. poses and t sys: I Lavs uted Salvation Oil 'or iliiuinaiiini, snd in one or two ap plications knccl.cj it h'gbcr than a k.tt." A (icnarnphleai I tizzlr. Thera are three distinct places on Iho eontiucnl of Europee lying under the same mer.dian and at such a dis tance that ilia latitude of the third surpasses that of the Second by so many degress and minutes ekactly as the second passes the first, and yet the true distance of the first and second, or intermediate place is not the same by a great many miles-. fiTATE OF tfllb, 'C ITT OF TOLEDO, ) . Lucas County. J trank J. Cheney mckes oath "that ie is the eenior parlncrtf the tirin of F. J, Chenkt VtQo.. doinu buMiiessin the "City of Toledo, County snd'Stiite aforesaid, and lhat said firm tvill p.iy the sttin or ONE HUNDRED DOL LARS lor each Hiid every cate-of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's CItareA Cuke. frankj.cIieJjet. Sworn to before nie and subscribed in my presence, this C day of December, A. D. 1880. A. W. GLEASOX, Notary TuMic. beal Hall' Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally and acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials free. X J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O. t2T8old by Druggists, 75c. lie ?lig;!it (oiii'roiiiIsr. The shah of Persia, Xasred-Din. was in England in 1873. When in formed of the immense wealth of more than one of the English dukes, he calmly told tho Prince of Wales that all such subjects were dangerous and therefore should be nut to death, and zeaiously enjoined upon the prince tho necessity of so doin:. I'm,"' re plied tho prince. 1 cannot do that,'5 You," said the shah, in astonish ment you. the heir to the throne, and cannot put a subject to death?" lty no means. "said the prince, "with out process of law.' Weil, then," ?aid the Mian poihely. as if to com promise tho matter, ! would put out their eycB."' On! $S 8, l.adit-a. A rare bargain I- adver iei elsewhere In th s j a;er by Chicago Sewing Macuine Co., HI X. lia stt'ad SlI Chicago. A splendid sewin; machine f.ir only fS.S 10 days' ap i roral. IScad carcfinl.' the r offer anii sen J for a niach nc at once T mc lim ted. All persons reason :rom different stand points. I Inely Hlnirntrd Hook. Dcscrljtive of Florda and :he Southern country, ma Hen irec to any address upon icccipt" of t n ecus in stump?. Cuakles L. i?ioi:, (t-n'l TaBjcnsrer aim Tkt. Agent, Chicavo Easti'n iiii.i7.i3 R. If., Rooui 415, First National Bui Bid.'., Caicago. Fast pso, le gese ally make other peo. le pay ihe r way. U n llnowN's BisoNcniAi. Troches foi Co:gl.s, CoIiIb and ail otuer Throst Trou Lies. "I'reeminentli the bet" Iter. Hci.it Ward Lce.uer. Fisrs and tliitlc? may grow near eacl other, b-t they never mix. Wccattoom eh ami take to little out doer c.crui-e. 'Ibis is the fa lit of cut modern civiliz.it on. it is claimed that Gar field Tea. a sunp'.e ner re ne w, be ps Na ture to ove.-if nie these abus-c. The fox may be cunning, bat he is cftcr caught. If all men at ri what ihey profess to Le, what a world tlrs wo lid be. I.anra .lledlciiip Jlorrs 111- Roircla KmIi Oar. In onler to be henlthy this ia necesMir.v. Cures coatipatlon. headnche, kidney and liver trouliles antl rezulatua Ihe etoroacb nuii bowels. 1'iiee .V)c and SI 00. at all dealers. Tre ccod w. man is a Lltus'n ti man, but what of ihe bad onei , Brummell's Cous;h Drops. UraBrnmnicU's Cvlcbretrd Couph lroi. The gBa Ine have A. H. B. on each drop, told everywhere. here nothing is the ma ter cure ycur sc vis Chri-t:a T li.c. nakrr'n Emulsanii, Tliecreat reineilv lnrtlinmt hint luncs. debility, etc, imlatable as lioncy Sold by drucEisU. Venreaucj miy b; swest, but often the pcn.tctitiary auaiis the avenged. nslilii Leads to roiisnmpilon. Kmps Balsam will stop the cough at occe. Go to your diu?gi:t today and get a sample bottle free. a ge lot;les50 cents snd$l00. Blue ruin is destroyi g cnoth'f man's property 1 ecause of suite. IT UII I B1Y yon to wrTe to 0. H. JEFFRIES ttiaia. aHI for a g. c-im-ti o: the MAsSA CHfStTT' 3IUIUAL Lira IN'hUKANCK COMIUNY'S new poliry. Cash and paiJ up values endorsed on every po icy at the end or tl e second j e ir. Dividends ;.ald anncally. ltvom iOO L'ee Bu.ldniff. Omaha, Ne braska. Asents wanted. Paper lus les belong in the waste basket. Rem AlN EDYfR vuf- esrsT Ctksb Pkohttly and Tnuhvixrvr Lsmbaro, Hradacha. Toolharfce, NETJRALGIA, S:re Threat, Swellings, Frost-bitos, SCIATIC JL Spraias, Braises, Boras, Scalds. TIC CHARLES A.VOGELEt CO., Baltisssrt. BM, Zt tris ::llv 3.tjii : Ztsui, Crrey. Itfltim. Vsxg&K Siaja. ItnrtMi ui i etas, aenistus fcr Csans!ab S-it zuu. tsd a nr ttOd is ai via:ta turn- Vh v. aau- Tez vi! h Ut ictHsSt ssKtaBnuckcuisrr.e:M- ztatTUttnv uxnnutiNnciuan-69. r Stjacobsoii TRADE HbBMEMAIIK THE RESULT. A sneet of paper, fair and white, I And spotless to the vien A pan and iuk-nOiV, tkeh: Iil w" riU I A SUBpk i-hyWe of ti. I a -:.. ; ... .. ..- .. - Ajsuapie rhyme, or course; but: say. What shall it be about? , , , i Somehdtraay: ithiod sai ciogged tday, I The'greatthoughtsifsvst'tcbmj out. I 't ' , Still, here's the paper, 4vhitb and fair; I And herd's tbe'ink and pen: O Muses best' my ardent prayer, , I pray it once ngjiu! Ah mil to couquer fame, I tabs' Must.be most difficult, I'vc5p6iled the paper wah the ink, And look at the result! Exchange. BROTflEE ANTPJISTfiS. , For ages and in all Christian coun tries Hallowe'en has been deemed a timo when the fairies hold their grand anniversary and spirits detached from corporeal restraint are free to roam through soace Rod read thtHFbwn or the fliWrtt 8f others. Hence, it is. ine ockaslo'n for dirioi'ng fbe answer to that rromentous question which ab sorbs so large a share of tho thoughts of romantic young men and maidens, Whom am I to marry?" Naturally, such nn occasion is not devoid of romance, nnd Hallowe'en rarely recurs without leminding roe of a story that was related to a party of friends a few years ago while home ward bound across the Atlantic The center of the group was a handsome matron, and promenading the dock was a beautiful young girl of twenty, accompanied by two gentlemen Point ng to them the old lady proud ly said: Ode Of those gentlemen is my sdri. who is returning lo America with his English bride: the other is heir brolli- efc who is tuaking d visit to bill1 ctitiri- tl-y Tor thb first lime. If Mu don't mind listenidg lb a bit of romance it bin. V while awav a oleusant half ho'iir. and I'll tell it to yUu as it was told id inc. lli'e mother of my new daughter When a child resided ih bne of the most beautiful parts of Eng'.ahd. Het parents Were wealthy, and all that heart could wish wa nt her com mand. Adjoining their 'estate was that of Squire Henry Pevcival whoso only son. Guy. was pledged almost from Birth as the husband of the young heiress, the two mothers hav ing been schoolmates and tho two children having been born on the same day. They thus grew up to gether, with tastes in common and to gether they enjoyed all the sports of young people. And now bagan Iho strange series of incidents that were narrated to me while in England by Uncle Guy. as we used to call him who still lives and is the adopted father of yonder happy bride. 1 forgot lo tell you that her maiden name, like thai of her mother. Is Belle Bruce. I remember." said Uncle Guy. -that when we were about fifteen years of age Hallowe'en arrived, and all tho young people ot the neighbor hood assembled in the big library of Bercival Hall lo lake part in the games and woo our sweethearts. During the evening Belle and I en gaged in a romp with her handker chief which she had lied in a rail, and by accident I threw it behind one Of the large pictures hanging in Iho library. ca Time wore oa and Belle went to Paris to engage in study, and especial ly to cultivate her voice which was a contralto of great compass, while I was sent lo Italy lo pursue my bent in painting. -During the next few years I worked assiduously at my profession as an artist, and won my share of its honors and wealth. One day while sauntering through the streets of Florence with an old Knglish friend, we were accosted in our own language by a handsome little fellow who stopped in the midst of a singularly familiar Knglish air. and begged us to buy somo of the music he had for sale. We both qifckly became in terested, and I said. Youngster, where did you learn that song, and how is it you speak English so well?' -My mother was an English lady.' was the reply, -and she taught it'to mc; it was her favorite song. But I'm no youngster; I'm a girl,' she added. sjns Becoming st'll more interested. I made inquiries concerning her his tory, bhe to:d mc that her mother had died long before and le't her brother and herself in charge of a kind lady who was to send them to their relatives in England as soon as she could find a way; that while play ing in the street an oid woman from whom she had run away, had stolen them from home and taken them to other citief. It was a very, very long time, she said, since her mother died. -What was your mother s name?" 1 inquired. -Sho had two namea' was the answer, -but she told me to always tay lo English peopte that her name was Belle Bruce, and that is my name. She told me. too. that sometime I might meet a man who would be jrood to me for her sake Guy Percival and 1 have always been looking for him.' When I an nounced that I was Guy the little girl threw herself into my arms crying with joy. and together we hurried to any residence, where as quickly as possible garments were provided be fitting her sex and position. "My next step was to find the fam ily to whom little Belle had been left by her mother, and by dint of much questioning I was at last enabled to locale them in Milan and to learn that the name wai Valorie. Thither we journeyed as rapid',, as possible, and I was soon possessed of all tho desired information. She had been ono of tho favorite pupils of Professor Valerie, and having a magnificent voice easily secured a position on tho operatic stage makingau instant suc cess. In Paris or Brussels she fell in love with an Italian tenor and they were married. A boy and girl re sulted from the union, but the brutal nature of the husband forced her to leave him. Subsequently he - died. I and her' own health failing she re- ( turned lo the home of the Valeries fa j Milan where, she too. passed away. One morning while the children were at play in front of the house they i were abducted. J Returning lo Florence witn my j charge I determined to defer all en- j gagements and go at once to my home in England, where little Belle could i have the care of my mother, and be educated as became her station in j life. In the four years that elapsed she received instruction in the best schools and under the best masters, j and at eighteen was a tulL handsome woman, inheriting the beauty of per- , son and purity of voice of her dead ' mother. The I.ttle sprite, "however, from the day of her rescue insisted upon being called Belle Percival 'be cause that was her Uncle Gay's name. " And now (resumed the old lady, as if Jin reality she had been allowing somebody else to talk) 1 may tell the rest of the story in my owu way. be cause it concerns me and mine. There walking together, as I re marked iu the beginning are brother nud sister, restored after' all these long years of separation to each otU- trs at sis. How did it soma about? J WalL ia this wlsa and vou will a?fee With me that rforldeocd performs its wonders la a invslerilius. way , After itty soli's graHuutidd from1 Yale, .some two years" ago. when he tiesired id visit Europe, we accotii panlcd him. hiid made an exteHded loth; of he CUritiiieni Dliririf H,ir' Stay in Home we became acquainted with a tall, handsome, dark-eyed young man. who. .though looking every inch an Italian, spoko English with perfect fluencj'. He was the protege of an American artist named Irving. wbo had found him u stray waif in the streets when a mere lad. taken him id. his Horrid ndtyMed him" given, him the family name. M first name is Vivian. The acquaintance quickly ripened into an intimate friendship, and ai the solicitation of my son Mr. Irving nermilted him to become our truest j Thus ha JraYeTil with MS for. "pjeral I .weeks. While in,Florepce,we yisitlijd among other studios that of Mr. Guy j Percival and my husband, impressed I by the beauty of his paintings, bo- came ao extensive purchaser. Naturally this led to a reciprocal feel ing, and the result was that that gentleman invited us to accom pany him on h's usual annual jaunt tc his English home It is unnecessary to dwell upon the hospitable character ot our reception except in so far as it influenced the destiny of those three young peoplo so merrily walking back and forth. The lovely hostess at her llrsl glance took possession of all oUr hearts, and before" ihe everting was Spent t iri luitiveiy feit that both Vivian and my. Son were desperately in love. i'He end df October was apprdacfl itig. and. with it ihe i"ime td start for hoing. But at the solicitation of Mr. Percival we agreed to slay and par ticipate in the pleasures of Halloween. And now came the une .peeled cliniax: We were all in the great library, guests from within the mansion and guests from without The evening had been crowded with merrlrde'nt and if there was a sad face present it was that of Mr. Percival as he thought p'crhaps of the past A ghnie of blind man's buff was in progresi with Bello as -tho blind man.'' and groping her way through the throng she accidentally touched a picture There fell to the floor a handkerchief rolled in a ball and covered with dust Mr. Percival sprang forward at tho same instant and seizing the ball began to untie it -See here!" he exclaimed excitedly as he exposed oue corner. Your I name your mother Belle Bruce! I threw it thero when wo were playing together years and years ago this very night!'1 And tears filled his eyes. Belle Bruce! Belle Bruce!'' re peated Vivian Irving. -That is the name of ray mother, too who died in Milan whifo I whs a chi d and loft mo nud my sislor among strangers. Wo were stolen, and I have never seen my sister since " "Yes you have- for she is here by your side Belle Bruri'i your own sister!" again ex- claimed Mi;. Percival "Thank God! The lost has beetl found." And While ho was yet speaking Vivian and Belle were entwined in each other's arms and mingling their tears of jo. There were no more romps and frolics that night for the occasion had become too sacred, and when the guests departed we sat around and listened to the whole story just as I havo told it to you. The next day Belle and my eon had an interview, and when it ended his eyes. too. con tained a new light. Wo shall all of us remember tho precious gifts that came to us from Halloween. Phila delphia Times. SAVED FROM A LICKING. A Vou n j Boothl.-tck Who Knew How to He Gratefir. It is a common saying that a kind word is never lost, remarks the Den ver Republican. An illustration of the truth occur red one afternoon recently at the corner of Sixteenth and Arapahoe streets. A number of news boys, and bootblacks were gathered there and in the course of their interchange of compliments and discussion as to the state of business affairs m their little world some little unpleasantness oc.urrcd. A boy of more than ordi nary 6ize for his ago (he could not baye been more than 14) became in volved in an angry discussion with ono of his fellows, a little bootblack about 1J years old. and it looked as though they would como to blows. Just at this moment Superintendent I. N. Tooke of the Helpinsr Hand institute chanced to be passing. He was attracted by the angry voices and threatening attitudes of the young giadiator who were being urged to blows by thair fellows. Stepping in the midst of the crowd with a geutle hand and a few timely words he separated the young disputants and at the same time spoke kindly lo them about the unmanlincss of a large boy striking one smaller and weaker than himself. The boys dis persed and went their several ways. The next morning as he was on his way lo his office he spied the little bootblack at the same corner. As he was passing tho boy hailed him. say ing: -Mister. I'd like to black your boots for you; I won't charge you nothin' for it. You savod mo from a lickin' last night and I'd like to come up lo your office every day and black 'em up for you." Mr. Tooke was taken by surprise and questioned the littlo fellow us lo his home and condition in life. I ain't got no father or mother. Both dead. I lives with my aunt but she's drunk pretty near all the lime and I ve got to hustle for myself. It's pretty hard sometimes, too I tell you. Ain't made much this morniu'. Sometimes I frets pretty hungry and notSin lo eat? then a?ain I have a good day and eat out o' sight" The kind-hearted superintendent look the youngster into his oSce and grve him an order for a substantial breakfast which made the boy's eyes fairly dar.ee, and almost every morn ing he is met by the young polisher of boots, who never fails to solicit the privilege of putting on a gratuitous shine At the Zoo. Signora Tola pointing to the giraffe Oh. just look! What animal is that? Sig. Tola That? That i an ostrich. Signora Tola An ostrich! Then whero are its feathers? Sie. Tola, contemptuously Don't -betray ' your 'ignorance. Maria. Don't yot know that ostriches moult at thi3 time of the year? Mondo Uraoristico. Prepared to Content. Barclay Wyckoff So your uncle was 88 whon he died; did he retain full possession of'his faculties? Pel ham Parker I-er-really couldn't say. The will hasn't been read yet Puck. fa'.'uT Cocoanqt Trees. In certain parts of India cocoanui trees, once almost lifeless in appear ance have been made lo yield abun- uauuy iy mating sail ai me ruois, i APPALLING FIGURES. " Domestic VovWow is the sic Swat Mattsiorit Mrs. Mc'JitfjJt-BiUiger. how often dd you got shared;' Mr. McSwat Aboiit four times ft week tin in averige vHbwiriueh time tiaoa it usually requite?'' . . About half an Hour:" Half an hour four tiiu'es d $feek"! That's two hours a week, four and one-third days in a year, and nearly a month and u half in ten years. Think of it Billiger. If .ou should let your beard grow you would save time enough in ten years" 'tilli look here Lo elia! Great Scott! I do'if t want td let it grow. Did you ever see me wiili a f tell set of whiskers?" , 'Sot but" "" Well let it be the cause of the' most heartfelt joy and gratitude you Cvet' espefieticed. Lobelia that you never did! With 2. ft!ll rertrd, OiadattJ, I look like a cocoanut in a fit (if de lirium tremens. I tried it onco. years ago. Dogs harked at me on -the street children fled from me in ter ror, footpads who caught a glimpse of me by moonlight or th'e pale, flickering rays of a street lamp dropped their sand bags and slunk tremblingly up the alleys, and I was offered $60 a week and all expenses by a dime museum man for a year's engagement My photograph was hawked all over the country as the mo&t hideouj " I don't, believe any of that stuff, BillingeY. and I'm sure " Don't iriterrdpt me madam. My beard grows straight but dp down, sidewaya every bristle fdr itself, likd the spines on the fretful chestnut burr, and it grows iu every shade and color, from brindle to vermillion and back again. If you could see mo 3nce with a hedge' fonco all over my face you would" But think of the time you loso in" Tho lime I loso! Look hero! How" 3flen do you fix your' hair?-' Every day of my life, of course, but that's different" That's different, is it hey! How long does it take you to fix it" I think you're ju?t as " You needn't answer. 1 know how long it takes. t ve seen you do it iften enough. It takes you half an aour every blessed day of your life :o look after your frizzes, if that's what you call them. 'ihink of it! Half an hour a day. three hours and i half a week, nearly eight Jays in a pear, an entire month in four years, i whole year in forty-eight years. ind over two years in a century! Lobelia, yoa'd better go and look after tho baby. Chicago Tribune. THEY LOST THSIR FEES. 1 Client WIta Find Out Honr His Lawyer Was Playing Him. Speaking of lawyers' court-room quarrels and tho friendliness which they -afterward display outside tho court room. I am always reminded of the experience of S. F. Nuckolls, a grocery man hero in the early days, and the first delegate to congress from the territory, remarks a writer in the Choyenne i eadcr. There ex sted a very hitler feud between Nuckotls nud another man. and the matter got into court One of the men retained A. J. Poppleton and the oilier J. M. Woll worth, both from Omaha, and now two of the big gest lawyers in Nebraska. Each client instructed his lawyer to rake the other party to the suit over tho coals in tho liveliest possible manner. Nuckolls in telling the story said: When my lawyer got up I settled comfortably back la my S6at ready to enjoy myself thoroughly. As my lawyer warmed to his work he gave my opponent such a tongue-lashing that he seemed to flay him alive When tho lawyer sat down I thought it was proved lo the satisfaction of everybody that tho other fellow was the meanest skunk that ever infested the earth. When the opposing law yer got up I wondered what ho could have to say. I d dn't have long lo wait He sailed into mc nnJ belted me all over the earth. Before ho got half-way through ho pictured me as Ihe meanest scoundrel this side of Jericho, and I sneaked out of tho court room until the storm was over. After he was through speakiug I camo in again and sat down beside my lawyer. I took it for granted that the lawyers had as much personal feeling iu tho mattor as their clients had. I was therefore very much surprised lo bee Poppleton hand a note across the table to Woll worth, who opened and read it and then smiled back. This nole he twisted up and threw under the table I had tho greatest curiosity in the world to find out what was in it, and after court adjourned remained "be hind. The note contained these words: What shall we charge these I wo fools?' I was mad. I took the note and hunted up my friend, the enemy, and showed it to him. Then he was mad. and we both went to tho courthouse had the suit withdrawn, settled the costs, renewed our broken friendship, and beat the two Omaha lawyers out of big fees" NO PHILOSOPHER. Oorrosrina; on the .Strength or Future Relationhip Didn't Work. I was talking with the colored man who was sweeping out the corridor of the postoXce when a young man of his color came along and beckoned to mm to step aside. jne old man looked at him sharply, but did not comply. Say. yo'I" called the young man. and Thero was no reply to this. after a minute he called again. Uoy. wbatyo wants wid mo o-i ternly demanded tho old man. I wants to speak wid vo"." Who isyo'?" Yo' know who I Is. Yo' is dun engased to my sister Evangeline" Oh! yo is her bruddcr Sam. Waal whatyo' want?"' .in yo' lend me 10 cents?" On what grounds. sr?'? On de grounds dat yo' is gwirie to 6o ray bruddei'-in-law." -Boy! Doan' yo' know nuflio 'tall 'bout philosophy?" shouted the old man as he raised his broom over his shoulder. -My bein' engaged lo yo'r sister Evangeline as a private citizen an' my stand in' heah representin' de United States gov'ment an' talkin' wid a gem' Ian besides, am two entirely different conteslashuns! As yo r fucher brudder-m-law I'd like lo obleege yo. but as a representative of dis gov ment, I doan know yo' from Adam, an'ifyo' doan' move on I'll hev to smash yo' to bonedusl'." New York Sun. California Kos ?. California roses are said to be 20 per cent richer in perfume than those grown in Eastern states. Whether j there is a comparative richness in the bills for them is not stated. i Uult.'.l St-i:ei C.i o ;. It has been said in explanation of i ihe colors of the United States Hag that -red is suppoud to represent courage white integrity of purpose r and t)lne steadfastness, ioye ami inii.u What Tasey Irs Hat. Some misnomers of the drug store: Oil of vitriol is not an oil Cooneras fit aa iroa salt and contains no copper. Salts ot lemoa has aothing to do with a letMn, but is a salt of the extremely soisoBOUs oxalic acid. Soda water eoataits ao soda. Sulphuric ether eoataias ao sulphur. Sugar of lead htts aothiag to do with lead, nor has areata of tartar aaythiag to do with erea; . Oxygen means "the acidgea efatorV" but hydrogen is really the essential eieineat and many acids con tain oxygen. German silver eontaias no silver and black lead contains no lead. Berberine is usually made from hodrastis canadensis. Worm seed is unexpanded flour buds. Milk of lime has no milk. Quicksilver is purely mercury. Oil of ariganum is made rdm thyme and not from ariganum. D6 not forget yotx Oare something to other peopled 9 Housekeepers Should Seriously Consider. If you want the best food, you will be interested in the following facts, which show why " Royal " is the best baking powder, why it makes the best and most wholesome food, and why its use has become almost universal its sale greater in this Country than the sale of all other cream of tartar baking powders combined. TTie lloyal Baking Powder NEVER fails. It is absolutely pur and wholesome. It is combined from the most approved iuid healthful ingredients. it makes ihe finest flavored most tender, delicious and Wholesome food. It has greater leavening strength than any other baking powder, and is therefore ihe cheripesti It never loses its Strength, but will keep fresh and of lull leavening power until used. It acts slowly in the dough, so that none of its strength Is lost before the baking is completed. It makes food that will keep sweet, moist and fresh longer, or that may be eaten hot and fresh with impunity. The reasons why the Royal Baking Powder is superior to all others in these respects are easily stated. One is because it is made from chemically purarnaterials; another is because it is made with greater care and accuracy than any other. It is always uniform in composition and leavening power. It has been the standard baking powder since its introduction. The founder and con ductor of its business ever since is still at the head of its management. Thus all the Articles by Great Pastors Will present views on interesting social and religious themes by leaders of thought in the American pulpit : Rev. Morgan Dix, D. D., LL. D. Rector of Trinity Church, New York City, will answer the interesting question : "Are Society Women Insincere?" The Rev. John R. Paxton, D. D. one of the most popular of New York's pastors, will discuss in two articles : "The Social Side of a Church" and "Are Women More Religious than Men?" His Eminence Cardinal Gibbons the foremost prelate of the Catholic Church in America, will tell the beautiful story of what constitutes "The Life of a Sister of Charity." The above articles, in con nection with the unpublished writings of Henry Ward Beecher, will appear, during 1S93, in The Ladies' The Curtis Publishing Subscription Agents Wanted ffp Profitable Work $) Send for Terms s!r j lA0r"!3ujjr en RUPTURE -CUBED NO PAY We refer you to l,5UO Pa tients. Financial Referencs: Invrstlgate oor Method. Written Guarantee toabolntely Cure all kinds or R(Jt1 iiltK of both Sexes, without the use of knife o. s rioirc. no matter of bow lone atandlnz. Bend for I ircular. Add: THE O. E. 307-308 N. Y. Life sjI111bc, - Jl.allA, NB1IH1K1. Signs of Health. You don't have to look twice to detect them bright eyes, bright color, bright smiles, IUST bright in every ac tion. Disease is overcome only when weak tissue III r? is replaced by the healthy kind. 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Avoid drastic purgatives which gripe and weakea the intestines, .and. substitute this world-famous anti-bilious cordis!, which likewise removes malarial, stomachic and kidney complaints, rheumatism and nervousness. As a laxative of the bowels, painless but effectual, it im proves appetite, sleep and the ability to dtget, and possesses the additional advantage of a standard tonic. However true a reason may be, many will have othtr reasons rit-Jn ffta Stopps frae by - IXnorSCKIaT aWSSSBISaaa. Mo flt after flrsi day's us. Mar velous cares. Trsatiss sad at.oo trial bottle free to "! Bsstttevr. Buae.an areB-st.,rzuadeipaia,ra. Tte will of a dying ruau is never what it ought to be, S3 prepare jonv will in hea th, if worth making. These are Facts which knowledge and skill attained by OTcr a quarter of a century's experience is available in Us present preparation. 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The exactness with which the active principle of each ingredient prior to mixing is ascertained by expert chemists; the actual prohibition enforced against the receipt into the works of an impure in gredient; the care with which the materials' arc dried, coated and prepared before their combina tion, and the precision in packing the powder so that it shall be delivered to the consumer in the perfect condition in which it leaves the factory, are some of the details which go to make th perfect " Royal." The same means are not employed by other manufacturers. There have been a great many imitations of the Royal, but no equals. Pure materials are not employed, care is not taken ir? their preparation and combination, while in the great majority of baking powders alum is added to' give them strength, while cheapening their cost. The great popularity and general use of the Royal Baking Powder attest its superiority. Ksr. llcssia Dtx, D.D. 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When we consider that half tho popu lation of the world dia before they reach the ago of fivo years, wo can seo what a boon any remedy is, that banishes tho chief danger of child hood, for eighty per cent ot deaths in tbeso infants come from cronp. Moth- I era will read tho following short epistlo with interest. Kansas City, Ma, Nov. 30. 1892. My baby nineteen months old is very much subject to croup. Recently wo have been induced to use Keid'a Ger man Cough and Kidney Cure and wo no longer dread these attacks. Two doses give relief. I give it freely and do not fear an overdose. J. W. Marsh, 202 East 5th St. Kansas City. Mo. Manager Deijot Transfer Co. slflfc in kwrag PoBjrtr GRIND vorit swm Roan. MesJ, Crnkstsa Flear i Corp..iath CCHlNDftML' (F.WUsonl iDtJ flfarinrrnt. fmMin.ttA i mi arm in inniv.M.r. 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