The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, July 27, 1892, Image 4
. . f - -:. . . i . -', .-& i . .. -.' . ! -- V- m iA- AN INDIAN MOTHER'S GRIEF. Pathetic Incident of a Stormy Night on a Reservation. In the rounds of duty incident to the business of stock- raising. I camped one ni?ht on a littlo creek within the borders of tho great Xez Perces In dian reservation, writes a correspond ent of tho Detroit Free Press. It was a cold evening in early spring, and no ' notes were taken of the surroundings before darkness settled over the shel tered little plat of wild meadow and brought to a close a day of hard work. There were Indian cabins of dingy, unpainted boards, and smoky old log houses up and down the river, but the peaceable owners were not astir, ana I heard not a sound to denote the presence of mankind. This silence and inactivity is not unusual in the settlements of the native redman. Poor, shaggy saddle ponies were feed ing about on the scanty grass. The dogs were barking in answer to the shrill notes of the howling, hungry coyotes and the echoes played from side to side of the rocky canyon. The river, too. sent up a changing rumble, rising and falling like sighs from a troubled heart. But my loneliness did not keep me from sleep. I was tired and slept soundly for several hours when I was aroused by the beating of rain drops in my face. The wind had whirled down into my shel tered cove and carried away the blanket that formed my tent The calm, cold evening had become a blustering stormy night. I gathered my blanket about me for protection from the storm as best I could and tried to sleep again. As the wind lulled I heard a strange noise. It was the voice of someone a child, I thought in distress. It was dark and it would bo impossible in that storm for me to prepare a light I tried to resist the impulse that urged me to go to the relief of tho one in distress, but again and again I heard the cry someone weeping and wail ing in distress. I hastily put on my clothes and started in the direction from which came the pitiful cry. I clambered over stiff. unyielding brush and cragged rocks till I reached a bare knoll that stood out from tho mountains like a mound. I came in contact with what I knew to be the fence around an Indian grave. The strange cry came to me more distinct ly. It was the pathetic wail of an In dian woman. I heard the same sad cry of hopelessness before. 1 was within a few feet of her. She must .have been aware of my approach, but so intense was her grief that she was not startled to such an extent that it called her mind for one instant from the dead. I turned away and left her to bear her burden with only the dark ness of night and the fury of the wind to help her. When daylight came I went again to tho grave. It was that of a very small child. Its heartbroken mother was tho mourner whom all tho world could not comfort. There was a rude fence around the little new made grave and there were flags wav ing above it to frighten the wild beasts that howled so ghoulishly the evening before. The storm that came so suddenly that night was the first to beat upon the lonely resting place of the little one, and the mother came from her house near by and threw herself upon the grave beause it in some way relieved her to protect all that remained for her of her heart's treasure. A BOY WITH A PURPOSE. How Cornelius Vauderbilt Worked Hi Way Up. Cornelius Vanderbilfs real educa tion was gained in working on his father's farm, and in learning to sail a boat and drive a horse. He showed in boyhood the very quality which distinguished him as a man the pow er of accomplishing things in spite of difficulty and opposition. When he was 12 years old his father took a contract for getting the cargo out of a vessel stranded near Sandy Hook and transporting it to New York in lighters. It wa3 necessary to carry the cargo in wagons across a sandy spot, says Youth's Companion. Cornelius, with a little fleet of lighters, three wagons, their horses and drivers, started from home charged with the management of this difficult affair. After loading the lighters and start ing them for the city, he had to con duct his wagons home by land a long distance over Jersey sands. He left the beach with only $6 and reached South Amboy penniless, with six horses and three men, all hungry, still far from home, and separated from S'aten Island by an arm of the sea half a mile wide, that could only be crossed by paying the ferryman 6. This was a puzzling predicament for a boy of 12, and he pondered long how he could get out of it At length he went boldly to the only inn-keeper of the place and said: I have three teams here that I want to get over to Staten Island. If you will lend me the money to pay the ferryman Til leave you my bes horse, and if I don't send you back the money within forty-eight hours you can keep the horse." The inn-keeper looked into the bright honest eyes of the boy for a moment and said, T11 do it" He gave the boy tho money, and a horse was left in pawn, but he was re deemed within tho time promised. A Flue Collection. The Critic describes at length two volumes of autograph letters, docu ments, signatures, etc.. belonging to J. Pierpont Morgan, the New York banker, which probably have no mates anywhere, and certainly are unmatched in America- One of them contain." the autographs of almost every ruler of England from Henry VI. (1450) to George II.. as well as those of War wick the Kingmaker. Mary Stuart. Sir Walter Kaleigh, the duke of Marlbo rough. Henry IV.. and Louis XIV., Frederick the Great William the Si lent Prince Rupert Bishop Latimer, Milton, Ben Johnson, Addison. Pope, Dr. Johnson, Newton. Watts, eta The other (a much handsomer book) contains not only the autographs, but engraved portraits also, of the kings and queens of England since George IL, including the present heir appar ent Nelson, Wellington. Humboldt Washington, eta. and many of the most illustrious English and American men and women of letters of the cen tury. Mr. Morgan owns also the let ter in which Cornwallis asked Wash ington to consider terms for the sur . render of Yorktown. 'A Xialce "Underground; Ah underground lake has been dis covered three miles from Genesee, Idaho. It was found by a well-digger. At a depth of sixteen feet clear, pure lake water ran out over the sur face for a time, then settled back to the earth's leveL The most curious part of it is that fish were brought to the surface by the overflow. They hare a peculiar appearance and are if htlees. indicating that they are un derground fish. The spring has at tracted much attention, and many farmers in the vicinity fear that their farms will drop into the lake. WHAT A CAKE WALK IS. An Institution of Slavery That Is Very Popular. The cako walk is one of tho institu tions of slavery, which has survived the emancipation proclamation. Tho evolution or the cake walk is an interesting study, says the Cincin nati Enquirer. It is closely allied to the coonjine, buzzard lope and Mobile buck dances, which are in turn relat ed to the South Sea island hulahula dances, and more remotely, perhaps, to the South American coombiamba. All these are exhibitions in movement and gesture of human emotion, and necessarily are rude and barbarous, but wonderfully fascinating. The cake walk is the highest type of theo forms of amusement It is easy to see how the idea of walking for a cake impressed the imaginative brain of a colored person and caused it to become what it is to-day. As nearly as can be learned for cake walking has no literature the custom originated in the lowly cabins of the colored people in ante-bellum days. It was customary for the slaves to dance a homely sort of square dance somewhat resembling a qua drille, but not so involved nor intri cate. There was a time in this dance when every participant walked around in a circle. At first the men and women alone, but in time they began to walk in couples. The reward was a hoecake. baked in the hot coals of the hearth and wrapped in a cabbatre leaf. This was given to the successful male, while the victorious female was presented with the first piece of mo lasses candy pulled from a batch made for that purpose. Cake walking has been for upward of fifty years a popular amusement When slavery was abolished it was carried into the northern states, more particularly to New York. The first cako walk that is known to have taken place north of Mason and Dixon's line occurred in Turner's hall In Brooklyn, in 185C. It was conducted by a man named Dobbins, who still lives in Vanderbilt avenue and is 80 years old. A cake walk was such a novelty at that time that spectators came from twenty miie3 around the country to see it, and there was such a crowd that half the people were turned away. For many years the colored people had cako walks at long intervals, which were witnessed by very few white men. They usually took place, fifteen or twenty years ago. as an ad junct to a fair held in the aid of an African church. The next step in the progress of cako walking evolution was its intro duction at summer and seaside re sorts by the colored waiters in the hotels. There are very few of the big summer hotels in the United States but have their annual cake walks at the closo of the season. AN INDIAN FAKIR'S TRICKS. After Inliuliug Poisonous 1'uines, He Huns a Knife Through His Tongue. An account of the performance of the Indian fakir, Solomon ben Aissa. is given by a Vienna correspondent The exhibition has very properly been forbidden in public places in Vienna, but a series of private entertainments has been arranged. An aristocratic audience was present at the first of these. The fakir commenced his per formance by inhaling the fumes of burnt powder prepared from extracts of snake and scorpion poisons, and by certain quick movements of the head he produced a foaming at the mouth. After these preliminaries needles anil other sharp instruments were thrust through various parts of his body, in cluding a stiletto a foot long and half an inch broad, which was thrust through his tongue. Another feat which is said to have caused great sensation consisted in pulling forward the eyeball and pre senting it outside the orbit to the view of the audience between two fingers. He was "invulnerable" also to th heat produced by a flaming torch held for a minute and a half against the under surfacs of his forearm. Chew ing glass and playing with poisonous snakes were among his other tricks. The Lancet recalls the experiments of the celebrated "Fire King," who many years ago created a sensation in London by advertising h is power to drink prussic acid without injury to himself. The history of his exposure, sudden downfall and subsequent malignant challenge to Mr. Wakely to fight a duel form one of the most in teresting chapters in the volumes of the Lancet. The Lancet deprecates medical men lending their counte nance in any degree to such dismal spectacles. A Court IZcKT by Stork." The owner of a house near Berlin found a single er in the nest of a pair of storks built on the chimney, and substituted for it a goose's egg. which in due time was hatched, and produced a gosling instead of the ex pected storkling. The male bird was thrown into the greatest excitement by tnis event and finally flew away. The female, however, remained on the nest and continued to care for the changling as though it were her own offspring. On the morning of the fourth day the male reappeared ac companied by nearly 500 storks, which held a mass meeting in an adjacent field. The assembly, we are informed, was addressed by several speakers, each orator posting himself on tho same spot before beginning his har rangue. These deliberations and dis cussions occupied nearly tho entire forenoon, when suddenly the meeting broke up and ail the storks pounced upon the unfortunate female and her suppostitious young one. killed them both. and. after destroying the pol luted nest took wing and departed, and wero never seen there agnm. Curiosity Ilcbiilted. A man was on trial in a Southwest ern stato for a very grave offense. The jury were slow in coming to an agreement and many peoplo were waiting about for a verdict At this stage of affairs a colored bailiff came out of the jury room and hastened down ono of tho corridors. Hold on! hold on!" called out a man who was waiting. "Have tho jury agreed?" Yis, dey done agreed," said the bailiff, grinning. What's the verdict?" Well boss." said the bailiff. ye see 'twas dis er way: Dey was some on "em wanted sandwiches, an' some on 'em wanted pie; an bum by dey done 'greed dey'd hab some crackers an' cheese, an' doy done sen' mo out fer to fotch 'em.' Youth's Com panion. A Bi South African Diamond. A diamond bnycr of Kimberly, South Africa, has recently purchased from a river digger a magnificent diamond weighing 295 carats, said to be the sec ond largest stone ever found in that field. The stone is a perfect octahe dron and of fine color. The buj'er paid $10,000 for the gem and was subse quently offered $40,000 for it, but re fased tescU. Better Face ike MmU. Young H-ish 'a1 Why wouldn't yon advise iuc to tail her my love in a ra!c:it:ne'.' Kouiuler- Ikhuso girls don't know e:iori,'!i ::! xv s usincss to consider sealed ihmiv ,.. TSie Object. "That's a beautiful stained-glass window." l' e-: it wa. givon by Mrs. de IMche, whose pow N ju-t below. She wanted something t -ait titr complexion." Itaiht-r Strange. "1'jij Mirpr;s.M at the noise Niagara makes."' "You'd think there was enough water there to drown the sound." Museum Amenities. Armless Wonder Will yer come out ridin' next Sun l:y wid me? "Circassian l;auty (scornfully) Xaw; wot's de good even if yer can drive wid ver feet. Naturally. Queriens What is Jliss Autumn's opinion .f v:il.nlin2a? CvuLns-Shc doesn't think they make as nice ones as they used to years ago. Fell Value. Mrs. Lovey How much money do you waste on our cigars, Charlie? IIr. Lovey Waste money! My dear girl, you c un i vr iste money on the kind I .smoke. netting: Square. I mailed iter such a valentine I'm -i;re t.he will resent it; lint .still this consolation's mine, She do2n't know I sent it. Hi- Four, don't you get an "Why umbrella lamp?' "I'm afraid somebody might borrow It, and foigct to bring it back." Simpler. Servant (to Squibs, in his new boarding-place). Shall I get some ice, sir? No; it isn't necessary. Just put the pitcher of wuter in the stove. Unencumbered. "What are your political principle ?' "I have none I'm a Republican." Xeir York Winter. "Xow is the Winter of uur d's.-cntcut." Male up of ull tbc tur.o .a si.-aoous blent, Uuaincd Is Business. "Ve must begin and cut down our oxpenses, .lake v." "Vat for, r'adder? 1'iznese i goot." 'Yah. Jakey. And ve must make it a leetle petter! " A Cliuiice to Smile. The cook doesn't burn everything he set- on fire. It does not take a mortal long to get the big end of his life behind him. When a balloon fails to ,' up as an nounced it is a .'oar disappointment to many. A man's trouble, do not come singly when his wife presents h:in with twins. Sound is said to travel over 700 miles an hour: yet we have known th. sound of a cat ya wping on the hack fence to remain right in one spot f.n five mad dening' hoar-.. A little np-towa girl, on hearing of a certiin man who was i)0 j'ears old, re marked: "When ; man lives as long as that 1 guess it is a matter of habit with him." L'irst eleetric wire: "With all their kiekiug theiv is one thing people never threaten to do with us. ' Second elec tric wire: "What is that? ' First elec tric wire: "Handle us without gloves." rMiotcgrapbe That is certainly a good picture for an amateur; very good. How did you nnnage to get siwli a pleasant expression on the gen tleman's face? Amateur I told him I wasn t goingto charge auj-thing. Little Dot Ma, may I take the baby out in my doll's carriage? . lamma Wiry, what for? Little Dot Susie Stucrap has a new doll 'at shuts its eyes an' cries Wah, Wall!' I'm doin' to betend lh" baby is a doll and let her hear lain yell. Then I dess she'll stop puttin' on airs. Iiinkic I had a great notion to lick raj' boy for getting to the bottom of his geography class tc-daj-. Pinkie Why didn't you? liinkle Well, he put some of the questions to me that the teacher put to him, and as 1 couldn't answer one ot em i let nan go ana licked the teacher. A HOODOO. A Northern Pacific Locomotive Declared to Bo So Aiuictcd. Northern Pa'ific locomotive No. $71 is looked upon by all conductors, engineers and brakemen on the road as the rankest kind of a hoodoo. She was brought on to this division about three years ago, and has spent the greater part of that time in the repair shops! Her first wreck was at lreseott, the crew escaping with slight injuries. The next was a head-end wrek one mile from Buckley. The third was a frightful collision at Eagle Gorge, at which time engineer Young and fire man Cooper were killed. Then, in trying to butt a train from the track at Palmer, she was buried into the Green river, and so, throughout her life, she seems to be possessed of the spirit of the evil one. Strang.? stories are told of a goblin perching itself on the pilot of 5il, of the hose spurting blood when an attempt is made to draw water from the tank to wet down the coal, and of various mysterious pranks and caprices that the old engine is given to. "You may call it super stition," said an old Northern Pacific employe, "but there isn't a railroad man on this division but what fears 571, and they will all rest easier when he finds her way to the junk shop." I-jst Mines. Everywhere throughout the West are ' lost mines. Every state and territory that has gold or silver lias several of I them. Around each there climrsahiiln of romance. The lost Pcrfef? mini, on the Colorado desert is the latest to have an inning and be noticed by the press. There is a Lost Cabin mine near Crater lake in Oregon. Montana Wyoming, Idaho and New Mexico have lost mines of some sort or other, all rich, and locked in the depths of the Navajo res ervation in Arizona is another lost mine. Men with guns and picks and burros steal in from time to time in 1 quest of the latter. Sometimes in re- j ferring to the various lost mines they ! I lem is made harder to solve as to jort ' are singularly muted, until the-prob- l . VTriNw r,--' -nf - - rvj wis iTir. j I where "they arc "There are at least a half dozen or a dozen Lost Cabin mules in the West," said an old mining man recently. "Anytmng that is strange and hard to get at willhavc many hunt ing for it Ihc lost mines are hard to find, but there are all the time expedi tions in quest ol them." ELECTRIFIED FENCE. It K.Tectually Kept the Boys From .Steal ins the CJentleman'a Pears. A gentleman who lives almost under tho shadow of old Harvard's walls, at Cambridge, has for several years em ployed his leisure 'dabbling in clcc j tricity." as he expressed it In his I home all the doors, drawers and win dows open and shut by this mysterious j force. Mrs. G-. the gentleman's wife, j declares that she hesitates to touch anything even to touch a hair brush in his private room, for fear it may be somehow connected with a hidden wiiu One of his inventions is unique, and has bean the means of affording him and his friends no little amuse ment. In his back j-nrd are several tine old pear trees, wh .ch have sometimes led certain boys in the neighborhood to overlook tho distinction between meum and tuum. Running along the ivar of the fruit garden is a board fence. 100 feet long, perhaps, over whLh the roguish lads wer:s wont to climb when they wanted pears, and which, likowise. too frequently formed the stage for concert-giving cats. i n the top of this fenco Mr. C tacked strips of zinc, which were con nected with the electric wires leading to the house, liy pressing a button a moro or less strong charge of electric ity could be sent through this zinc. oJd sections of which wco united to the earth ly means of wires. Unsuspecting cats would run along tho fence, and the moment their fore feet touched the nou-insulated zinc an astonished feline rose from one to three feet into the air. sometimes to turn :i complete somersault and then to descend with all four feet out btretched as if to ily. If the uuluckf cat in falling chanced to hit the zinc again, tho performance was apt to bo repeated wlh variations. The instant puss touched solid earth she would utter one shrill meow of terror and dart away. One afternon during last fall Mr V. was sitting hi h:s room when, chancing to look from the window, he spied a boy in the act of climbing the fence, his hands resting ou the zinc. Mr. C imniediato'y recognized him as one of the purloiners of his pears. Ho put hi- finger ot the elective button, and the ni-.t moment a startled boy ,u:np3d backward and tried to let go his hold on the fencj. But electricity had sst it- grip upon his ha -ds and ho was a- powerle s to get away as he wo.ilu he to throw down Bunker Hill monument with a. puff of his breath. He kicked, ho pulled ba-kwards, he struggled this way and that, and, finally, in despair, he :houtei lustily for help. Mr. C. watched the lad for a time, and then; thinking ho had punished him sufficiently, removed his finger from tho button and released him from electrical durance. Tho boy, mean time, had caught a glimpso of Mr. C.'s smiling face at the window, and immediately connected him with his own peculiar sensations. He gave vent to his feelings, therefore, in an angry threat that he and tho boys would "tear the old fence down.' and ran otf. A few minutes later half a dozen ragged-looking urchins, led by tho electrified boy of a f6w iniuutos be fore, wero reen approaching tho fence, as if with a uctermiuation to tear it down. Mr. C.'s finger sought the electric button. Ono of the ragmuffins put his hands on the fenco and that in stant uttered a s-hrlek of pain and terror. JIIec:i-i:ily hud caught him His comrades stopped jiial long euough to sec that the boy was held fast and took to their heols and de serted in a body. Mr. C. gave the frightened lad a few words of advice, and then suffered him to depart, says the Youth's Companion. Not a pear was disturbed after that nor has he since known of a boy's attempting to climb that electrical fence. SENDING OUT SAMPLES. -p" Seeming; Trifle That Costs a Great Deal of -Money. "I wonder whether one person in a thousand who asks for a sample of a piece of dry goods ever stops to think what it costs the merchants of this country a year to satisfaetoriby re spond to the simple request?" asks a dry goods merchant. "I had a talk with the managers of a dozen or more big houses not long ago and among other things discussed was that of giving away samples and send ing out samples of dry goods, etc., y salesmen. Finally we got to figuring or the matter. Tne result was most appalling. Some of us had bean con ,, ., 8 . . . . ' as well as other large houses, whole- t j -i w j .1. i j sale and retail. Ve found that, placed nAiinH -ttt V lif frtniMiiac n min 4iia at a conservative figure, there are more than 83,000,000 worth of goods given away, and consequently de stroyed, in samples every year in the United States. ' This 23,000,000 or more, eventually, jf course, comes out of the pockets of the purchasers, or, more properly speaking, the consumers of dry goods. The sample feature of the dry goods business is at once one of the greatest nuisances and blessings that we have. Where the nuisance comes in it is easily to be seen; the blessing of it is in the fact that it saves us, or, I should say, the dearly beloned people, many a thousand dollars which otherwise would go for the expense of sending oat more traveling salesmen. Thous ands of dollars' worth of goods are sent out every day to retail customers aver the country from which we never hear a word. But do we lose it? Oh, Qo never! We simply count upon it is being so much clear loss or neces sary expense, along with clerk hire, taxes, etc, and ask the more for the foods that we sell. Klectrlcity Gives Age to Liquors. A New York inventor has invented a process for aging liquors by electricity. By means of a series of connected ves sels, in which are inserted a series of electrodes, alcoholic liquors are passed tnrougn tuem; anu, uunnjj wie acuou .. ... I T i,. i? I of the current upon them the liquors wllL when caught in the receiving tonk pufied, deodorized and aged t " degree corresponding to the dura- . tJn of tlie action ana the number of the vessels employed. Lobsters Droad Thunder. The lobster dreads thunder and when the peals arc very loud numbers of them drop their claws and swim away for deeper water. Any great fright might afso induce them to drop their claws. But new claws r?gin at once to grow and in 8 short time aro as large as the old ones and covered with hard shells. The lobster often drops its shell, when it hides until tho new 8hoU U hard 8n0u!h to Protect it I GAS STOVE. It Causes Many Fatal Accidents by Sot- ting Things on Fire. A popular Broadway club man who wears the uniform of the Metropolitan police says he has been making an es timate of the matter and that an aiMMk age of two persons are burned'jiW every week in New York that is, they are burned dead killed by fire. While an occasional holocaust, like that of the Hotel Royal, startles the commu nity, the real loss of human life by fire comes from the lamps and gas stoves, and is the result of carelessness. Some official figures on this subject would serve as a timely warning. In New York a great many gas stoves are in use. The flames are exposed to catch the dress of the economical housewife or the hair or clothing of her children, with every now and then fatal results. Two, three or four sep arate cases of this kind have frequent ly bean recorded in a 'week, until the old familiar causes of fires the ready curtain and defective llue are no longer in it, and the kitchen stove-giri-kero?enc-can variety of broil is now a novelty. Even the long excoriated and anti-iegislated car stove, with all its unhappy victims, can not shall I say "hold a candle"' to the little family gas stovo for genuine omnipresent danger to human life. The gas stove has a i..y i.f A-, own luring the innocent 1. i".a ie on by degrees and lying pi oni.se ? of unmeasured savings, in sidiously tempting the children to sit on it, barning with sickly blue flame that won't melt butter in cold weather, but will roast the whole family upon opportunity. Its poisonous fumes have slain hundreds who couldn't live long enough with it to be roasted alive, and the jaw-bone of the ass who talks people into such things is responsible for the terrible human sacrifice. THE CHARGE OF BALAKLAVA. One Who Took Part la It Does Not Con. siller It a Heroic Deed. lieruard McKernan, a night watch man of Phccnixvillc, Pa., was a private in Lord Cardigan's immortal regiment that rode "Bic'-i from the jaws of death. Back from the mouth of hell," at Italaklava. He also passed un scathed through the whole Crimean war, and is the proud possessor of two silver medals, one of which was given to him by Queen Victoria and the other by the sultan of Turkey, "Bal aklava," he sa3'.s, "was a mistake, a thing to W ashamed of. None of us, either officers or privates, did more than every soldier does obey. Lord Cardigan said "charge!' and we charged and that was all there was to it. Why don't they drop this nonsense about Balaklava and talk about lukermann and Alma instead? They were battles, and they did some good. What good did Balaklava do?" Upon this ground the old man refused to be interviewed. "I'll show you my medals," he said, "since you came all the way to Phoenixville to see me, but I don't want you to write a lot of nonsense about my bravery. I wasn't any braver at Balaklava than any other man would have been, and if you say that I was it would make me ashamed." IT DEPENDS". rho Enjoymont of Getting Home la Sun shine or In the Kgiu. "Isn't it a pleasure to get home after an absence of a month or six weeks?" he asked as he shook his friend's hand warmly. "L'm, yes; ordinarily it is,"' admitted the friend. "You come baelc to the place you nave lived in for years and find the sun shining and the birds singing 1 tell you it warms the cockles of a man's heart." "Well, that depends," returned the friend doubtfully. "Depends? Depends?" "Certainly. Now, if you go away to escape a spell of bad weather that is expected along about that season of the year and come back on a bright, sunshiny day, your friends are sure to tell you that that's what the weather has been right along." "That's so; they do." "And then you feel that you have been to considerable expense to get the worst of it.' "I admit it; I've felt that way."' "But if it's cloudy, dismal, and ,lopp3T, they can't bluff you. You just throw your chest out with the proud consciousness that you know a thing or two about enjoying life. It all de pends. Sometimes I'd rather get home in a drizzling rain. THE RUSSET ORANGE. Caused by the Proboscis of aa Infinitesi mal Insect. The russet orange is made so by a minute insect, which comes at certain times during the summer months in such vast numbers as to give a grove the appearance of being covered with brown dust. A magnifying glass shows this insect to possess a bill-like pro- j boscis, with which it punctures the oil i, , 4, , . , ., cells of the orange skin and causes the ... .., ,. . , .,. , I ! III... .. .l..l...ri I..... !.. .BY1II...., ! on the surfao? and discolors it It acts much upon the rind of the orange as i tanning upon leather, making it thin j ner and tougher. j It is a mistake to say they select only the "sweet fruit," for they cover an j entire grove, both fruit and foliage. Some hold the theory that as they destroy the oil cells of the rind the ! formation of oil ceases and the food is i made richer and sweeter in conse- iquence. Sometimes orange growers spray their trees with a mixture which j destroys the insects, but it was found J that the russet orange shipped so much i better and was so much finer in qual- ity that they have abandoned it The hammock and Indian river fruit is sel dom attacked by the rust mite, hence it is not so durable for shipping, the skin being very tender. j . Til a World or Cranks. A Bangor woman's pet dog died re cently, and the woman, after copious , tears, gave the cur an elaborate f uner- aL A casket was made and lined j with silk. On a shrouded table in a i darkened room, and banked with hot house flowers, the carcass, with crossed ' paws, was laid in state. Then the , family and all the sympathetic and cur ious women of the neighborhood filed in for a last look at Towser. The , A. , ... 1 - "- O 7 casaet was oorne to tne garucn, ana therc under tll inat.s .M worth of black walnut. silk and flowers, and :.0 cents' worth (orjginal value) of dog were laid away. Leave It Outside. A minister, annoyed by tobacco j chewing, thus spoke to his congrega tion: "Take your quid of tobacco out of your mouth on entering the house of God, and gently lay it on the outer edge of the sidewalk or on the fence. It will positively be there when you go out, for a rat won't take it, a cat won't J take it, a dog won't take it, neither will a hog; you are certain of your quid when you go after it. Not the filthiest vermin on earth would touch it." DANGER IN THE CODPISH OFF ALASKA. Large FlihlaX Kaaks tfhera a Great lndustrr May be Dsvelopad. Fish is one of tho most abundant products of Alaska, and the fact that it is procured so easily insures tho most thriftless with an easy means of subsistence. Perhaps it is not known generally that the codfishing banks along the eastern part of the Aleutian chain and in Bering sea may .supply this country with most of the codfish it consumes. Two San .Francisco firms are in tho Alaska codfish busi ness at the Shumagin islands, south of the Alaska peninsula, and in Bering sea. Their catch in 1SJU amounted to 1.1.!!?. (WO fish, valued at $"Gi. 000. The bminess is increasing in import ance, and no one knows yet of what development it is capable. In fact nothing was known or the extent and ralue of the banks until systematic investigations were made awhile ago by tho United States lish commission. A bulletin recording the results of these explorations in 11-35 on tho Al batross was issued a yeat ago. Tns report contained a full account of ihs fishing banks discovered and record ed the belief that the entire submerged plateau from ot? Lnalaska island to J'airweather is one immense fishing bank. On these banks good fishing was obtained at aearly all localities where trials were made with hand lines. Governor Lyman . Knapp. of Alas ka, in his latest annual report enu merates a number of these banks that were discovered during the Albatross' voyage. There is a bank called Pot latch, extending northeasterly from the eastern end of Kadiak Island about 115 miles. Shumagin Islands, have an area of about 4, 400 square miles. Albatross bank, off the south eastern side of Kadiak. has an area of S. 700 square miles. Davidson bank, southeast of lininiak island, has an area of 1.G0J square miles. The San nak bank, southeast of Sannak has about 1.300 square miles. In Bering Sea tho finest cod are taken, but the boundaries of the banks are not de fined. It is known that codfish abound off the coast west of Bristol Bay for more than 100 miles, and about twenty miles north of Unimak 1'ass eastward to Bristol Bay. 1 airweather ground also gives evidence ol the presence of these fish in large num ber..'. In several localities off the shoro of southeastern Ahiska cod are caught for local use, but no careful investigation hao been made of the grounds with reference to a determi nation of the extent and values of the bank. PERIfJ ON THE OCEAN. C-iuipanioi St:-uiuo i 3i.!tt ATurt Soma ot : he (i atdit Uuc?. The Wasbington patent offico alone contains some lift- different models of swimming belts, cork .ackct?, life buoys, surf boats, life boats and dan ger signals, and. considering the elab oration of marine charts and safety arrangements in naval architecture! it seems rather straugo that tha num ber of shipwrecks for tho northern hemisphere (not including tho Gulf of 1'ersia nor the China Sea) should reach tho enormous average of 1. 400 a year, involving a loss of i 000 lives. The fact is that new ocean perils turn up as fast a? the contrivancas in tended for their prevention. The very speed of first-class pas senger steamers increases the fatality of such disasters, asserts Felix Oswald in the Chaulauquan. Another nw element of danger has arisen from the fact that the civiliza tion of the American continent is working its war farther and farther up north, involving the establishment of steamer lines across the drift of polar icebergs. Ocean races, indeed, have become as unavoidable evils as storra3 and sea fogs, and a plurality of passengers may continue to accept them as pref erable alternatives, but considering the protest of an influential minority it seoms hard to understand why thoir risk has not at least been modified in tho way proposed by Professor Mar quard of Hamburg, and Captain de la Gardic, of tho Belgian navy. viz.. the use of "companion steamers." In nine cases out of ten the worst conse- I quences of shipwreck could have been averted if more emcient help than that of frail lifeboats had been near at hand, and as the chance against both vessels being wrecked at the same time would be as a thousand to one the popularity of the fleetest vcean grey hound" could be eclipsed by the plan of letting passenger steamers start pairwise and keeping up communica tions by means of signal lights and fog bells. Kilted tij a Sneeze. Probably the most remarkable occur rence ever known happened in Dawson; Ga., recently. Martha Koandtree, the well-known negro woman who kept a restaurant at the south end of Main street, now occupies a grave at the cemetery, the victim of a sneeze. The physicians of Dawson say that they have never heard or read of a similar ;ase. Wednesday the woman, as well as usual, was at the restaurant attend ing to her work. She had just left the rear of her eating saloon and walked to the front when she was at tacked with an excessive spell of sneez ing and coughing. She had been afflicted with hernia, and the strain was so great as to burst a hole in her stomach. Surgical aid was called in and her stomach sewed up, which gave temporary relief. She lingered until late Saturday afternoon, when she died. The victim of this remarkable occurrence was a large woman, weigh ing 246 pounds. Talev la Oriental Kns. To the initiated some of the efforts to produce Oriental designs in rug9 and other fabrics in this country are very amusing. As long as a rug has a mass of yellow, blue, and red in it and is made up of a mosaic of nonde script little details, the manufacturer seems to feel that he has produced an Oriental design. The truth is, how ever, that an Oriental rjg. to the na tive, tells a story as clearly and ex pressively as a book. The details of the design are not meaningless marks or figures; they are symbols, and sug gest historical events, reminiscence, and romance. Every portion of the rug has its peculiar meaning. The Sevea Sleepers. The Seven Sleepers were seven noble youths of Ephcsus, who. in the time of the Decian persecutions, it is said, fled to a certain cavern for refuge. They were pursued, discov ered and walled in the cave, the per petrators of the deed hoping to mete out a cruel and horrible death. 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