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A book, "How to Obtain Patents." with reier- eneea to actual clients in your state, county or town, sent free. Address - , C. A. SNOW CO, . Opposite Patent Otnoe, Washington, D. C -COME TO- TheJiurnal for Job Work " OF ALL KINDS. A Happy Thoaht. A cat sat on the fence one night, And merrily sanff he: His coat was mottled black and white. As I could plainly sec. I called to him, I bawled to him. But he would not reply: He sang with unabated vim. And "winked hie other eye. I took my ancient pistol down From its accustomed place, I fear a, very murd'rous frown O'erspread my handsome face. I shot at him, nor missed my aim. But still he would not go: Though bullet-pierced, be sang the same. My brave, untiring foe. A thought at last came to my head I sang: I knew he'd wlccc! But he did more: in fright be fled. I've never seen him .since, Helen Ghanbery, In Harper's Young Peo ple. He Knew All Aboat It. One of the men who are always sure and never make mistakes recently stopped at a Western hotel. On going to his room for the night he charged the landlord to call him in time for an early train. "Now don't you forgeL The five-thirty. That's the train I want." "But the five-thirty" began the landlord. "Never you mind anything about the five-thirty. I know all about it. You jail me in time to get it That's what you're here to do. Sec?" "All right," replied the landlord, a little shortly. At five o'clock the next morning there was a tremendous thumping at the door of the man who wanted to rise for the "live-thirty." A voice from within called "All right!" and the landlord retired to the office. The traveller soon appeared dressed for the day's journey. As he paid his bill, the landlord inquired, briefly: "Getting an early start, haint ye?" "No. Always take the five-thirty when I go through here." "One of the directors of the road?" "No." "Superintendent of the division, raebby?" ' 'No. What are you trying to ge t at?' ' "Nothing. Only the five-thirty was taken off the time-table yesterday, and the first regular train does not pull out till nine-sixteen. Didn't know but you had some official connection with the road, and was going to pull out on a special five-thirty all by yourself. You wouldn't let me tell you last night, but p'r'aps 'taint too late now." The man who "knew all about it" walked out of the office without a word, nd the landlord smiled as he said to himself, "In the language of Josh Bil lings, 'It is better not tew kno so mutch then tew kno so menny things thet baint so.' " Youth's Companion. How Ha Rod. The character of the old Illinois courts, in which Abraham Lincoln practiced, was very primitive, says a writer in the Century. In one case a livery -stable horse had died soon after being returned, and the person who had hired it was. sued for damages. The question turned largely upon the reputation of the defendant as a hard rider. A witness was called a long, lank Westerner. "How does Mr. So-and-so usually nde?" asked the lawyer. Without a gleam of intelligence, the witness replied: "A-straddle, sir." "No, no," said the lawyer; "I mean, does he usuallv walk, or trot, or gallop?" "Wal," said the witness, apparently searching in the depths of his memory for facts, "when he rides a walkin' horse lie walks, when he rides a trot tin' horse he trots, and when he rides agallopin' horse he gallops, when " The lawyer was angry. "I want to known what gait the defendant usu ally takes, fast or slow." "Wal," said the witness, "when his company rides fast he rides fast, and when bis company rides slow he rides slow." "I want to know, sir," the lawyer aid, very much exasperated, and very item now, "how Mr. So-and-so rides when he is alone." "Wall." said the witness, more lowly and meditively than ever, "when he was alone I wa'n't along, and I don't know." The laugh at the questioner ended the cross-examination. Standing- oa nil Head. Wagner, the eminent composer, had the nerves of an acrobat. Once he was climbing a precipitous mountain in company with a young friend. When some distance up and walking along a narrow ledge, the companion, who was following, called out that he was grow ing giddy. Wagner turned round o the ledge of rock, caught his friend, and passed him between the rock and himself to the front. His biographer, Ferdinand Praeger, relates an incident of a visit to Wagner at his Swiss home. The two men sat one morning on an ottoman in the drawing-room talking over the event of the years. Suddenly Wagner, who was 60 years old, rose and stood on his head upon the ottoman. At that moment Wagner's wife wa tered. Her surprise and alarm caused her to run to her husband exclaiming, "Ah! Richard! Richard!" Quickly re covering himself, he assured her that he was sane, and wished to show that he could stand oa his head at 60, which was more than Ferdinand could do. What AI1hI tit Cake. It is said that good cooks, like good BBrses,.are "born, not made." In. this opinion a lady who has recently strag gled with the ignorance and stupidity of ervnt" wholwaa, 'frjlUa' aid anxious ma'am," fully concurs. "Now see what a nice loaf of cake you can make from this receipt, Bridget," said the mistress one morn ing. "Remember the things I have told you; there's no reason why you shouldn't have as light a loaf of cake as anybody." "Yes. ma'am," said Bridget, "I'll re member iverything, and' I'll warrant I'll be afther givin' you a foine loaf." But when the loaf was at last with- I drawn from the oven by the despairing Bridget, it presented anything but a 1 light and well-baked aspect. "What iver can be the matter with it?" groaned poor Bridget when she had summoned her mistress to inspect the uninviting panful. "Did you remember to put baking powder in the flour, Bridget?" queried the lady. "The bakin' powder is in it all right, ma'am," responded Bridget, "butniver a bit av flour. I put in corn, starch, ma'am, in place av the flour." "Corn starch!" gasped the mistress. "Indade, yis, ma'am!" said Bridget. "You said jrou wanted the cake very light, and it was yoursilf was telliu me the other day how much lighter corn starch was than flour, so I just put in two heapin cups av corn starch, ma'am." Astride a Crocodile. A cayman from a neighboring lagoon had occasionally poached among our ducks, says the engineer of an estate in India, as reported in "Tales of Travel," and we had been for some days on the lookout for him. One morning we discovered him lounging in one of the ponds, after a night's plunder. I ran for my gun and fired at him. The shot merely stirred the old rogue up; he thrashed about in the water for a minute, and then left the pond and started for the morass. I tried to get aim at his head, but was unable to do so. At this point David, an African wainman, came up, and before I realized his purpose, he had thrown himself astride the croco dile, grabbed his fore paws and held them doubled up across the creature' back. The beast was immediately thrown upon his snout ; and though able to move his hind feet freely and slap his tail about, he could not budge halfji yard, his power being altogether spent in a fruitless endeavor to grub himself onward. He was obliged to move in a circle, and of course was pretty nearly confined to one spot The African kept his seat. lift re ceived some hard jerks, but as his scat was across the reptile's shoulders, he was well out of danger from jaws and tail so long as he held ou. "Shoot 'im! Me got 'im!" the fellow called to me. I reloaded my gun, and getting good aim at the crocodile's head, soon put an end to his mischief. The old fellow measured fifteen feet. Ancient Spelling. Uniformity of spelling is a strictly modern accomplishment, says the au thor of "The Sabbath in Puritan New England," a hampering innovation. In the descriptions of early meeting houses, "A square roofe without Dor mans, with two Lucoms on each side," evidently meansaroof without dormers or beams and with lucarues, but who, unused to old records, would guess it? They had in those days "turritts" and "turetts" and "hints" and "tury ts" and "feriats" and "tyrry ts" and "tory ettes" and "turiotts" and "chyrists," which were one and the ame thing. One church had orders for "juyces' and "rayles" and "nayles" and "byines" and "tyrober" and "gaybels" and a 'pulpyf and "three payr of stayrs," a liberal supply of y's. Often in the same entry one word is spelled in three or four different ways. A portion of the contract in the Box bury church records reads: "Sayd John is to fence in the Buring Plas with a Fesy stone wall, sefighattly don for Strenk and workmanship, as also to mark a Doball gatt C or 8 fote wid and to hing it." "Sefighattly" is sufficiently intelligi ble, and one can fancy the double gate all hinged, but who could guess that "fesy" is "facy," or faced smoothly? Always Late. It was Archie Cole's wedding day. From boyhood he had been late at school, late at church, late at meals, late everywhere. "I'll wager," said his brother John, laughing, "that you can't be first even to kiss your bride at the wedding!" "O, I'll not be late then," said Archie. Two hours later Archie stood with the pretty maiden by the flowers in the parlor of her home. The guests wero seated. The minister rose. Archie's failing and John's prediction were known to them all. Nevertheless Archie knew he should not be late now, for his dear old mother had made all the guests promise not to precede him in kissing the bride. The solemn vocvs were said softly, and the fervent prayer was spoken slowly, while a robin could be heard singing on the lawn. "Amen," said the minister. Archie bowed to kiss his bride; but he paused, for an instant, he smiled, he blushed. A sunbeam stealing through a rift in the heavy curtains, was trembling gently on the bride's lips. "I've won the bet!" cried John. The guests laughed.and the preacher, too, while the victorious sunbeam danced on the hyacinths andpilies. A Soup or Worms. An animal growing between the high and low water marks on the Japanese coasts is a mud worm called sabella. It occupies a hard, limy tube of its own making, and gets its food when the high tide comes up over its hiding place by thrusting out a head bushy with tentacles and sucking in currents of water loaded with minute particles of nutriment Out of this wriggling creature the shore people make a soup which is true vemicolli. not a paste imitation of "little worms, " ana is said to taste as badly as it smells. Famishing Work at a Loss. A Walla Waila, Wash., man about a year-ago started a man out with a band of sheep on the range. A few days- ago he received the following from him: "If you want me to remain here any longer, you'll have to get another band of sheep; them's all STATE NEWS. NE1RASKA MISCELtANEO'JS MATTERS. The Omaha police will plcnio this v ear in the vicinitv of Lincoln. -The Sherman county institute will be held the first two weeks in August at Loup City. Superintendent J. M. Hussey of the Aurora schools will again conduct it Mss. L. Berry of Republican City has received an antelope which she has placed upon her iawn. The pret ty little animal is an object of much attraction to passers-by, Maggie Whitmore, an Omaha do mestic, is in durance vile for stealing foO from a iady in wnose house she roomea. Maggie confessed the crime and returned part of the money. The Beatrice Chautauqua manage ment has received positive assurance that Governor William McKinley ot Ohio will be there to address the re publicans at the Chautauqua ground August 2. At its meeting last week the Beat rice city council passed an ordinance calling for a special election on Au gust -'2. to rote S20. 000 bonds for the purpose of floating the Coating indebt edness of the city. Nick Fox. the South Omaha mur derer, sentenced to the penitentiary for life, was pi&ced in the state bastile last week. Since conviction he has shown no signs of the insanity made so prominent at the time of his trial. Mrs. Aagust Kemnitz, wife of a prominent Scribner farmer. waa brought to Fremont and lodged in jail. She became insane a week ago and has grown worae ever since until the form of her malady is now very vi olent Clay Center Gazette says corn was never known to grow more rap idly than it has for the last three weeks, unu. although late, if the sea son continues favorable Nebraska's corn crop this year wiil be nothing to snee.e at A sudden rise of four inches in the river in the vicinity of Nebraska City proveu a:sastrous to several farmers on the Iowa bottoms opposite that city. Many acres of corn were flooded and ruined, and several families aban doned their homes. The county board of supervisors of Adams county voted an appropria tion of $500 to aid in making a county display at the World's fair. Arrange ments are being made for gathering and caring for the exhibit and part of it has already been secured. At a meeting of the North Ne braska fair and driving park associa tion it was decided to hold the annuai fair and races from September '27 to SO inclusive. Friday, the 30th. will be traveiing men's day and the free-for-all trot for a purse of $1,000. Burglars entered the general store of Jonn West at Thdnford, effecting an entrance through a window. The thieves helped themselves to pocket knives, pipes, mouth organs and cloth ing. A large quantity of clothing was found in the basement whero they had carried a lamp. Nebraska has won about 2, 250 sil ver medals, 250 gold medals, twenty six grand gold medals and three dia mond medals in the famous Demorest contest Nebraska enjoys the credit of having secured ail of the diamond medals that have been given out. The 4-yeai-old child of C E-Mrock-. proprietor of the City mills, was caught in the machinery at Dor-w-he3ter, and torn to pieces. The fath er witnessed the baby's awful death A-ithout being able to render the slight tat assistance. Its clothes were caught in a shaft "Frank Tyler, N. Y.." as he reg isters himself, dono up some of the hotel and liverymen in Beatrice, pre teuding to be the advance agent of a circus, lie lives on the fat of the land wherever he puts up. giving orders on the circus treasurer when he arrives, which wiil never be. The dormitory to the Baptist col iegs at Grand Island is now complete and ready to be turned over to the state board. The 150 students that were guaranteed by Crand Island peo ple for the first year have been se cured, and this institution of learning will be opened September 13. At St Paul, last week. Henry Alas kich, of South Omaha, and Mias Arab tazl Jezeweski of Elba were united in the bonds of matrimony. Fathers Sc bastianski and Paldeski tying the nup tial knot The reader can spare dislo cation of the jaw by not attempting pronunciation of these names. Tne delegate convention of the Grand Army of the Republic post held in Curtis, perfected an organization known as the Southwest Nebrasifu Grand Army of the Republic encamp ment. J. K. Paxton of Hayes county was elected commandant A reunion wili be heid in Curtis in September. Albert Pageles, a young Gorman living at Eikhorn. attempted to end his earthly existence by cutting his throat with a pocket knife. The at tempt was unsucceesfui. howeVer, as he was caught before his juguiar vein was severed. Pageies has for some time been considered mentally un sound. For some time a woman giving her name as Mrs. E. C. Bryan, agent for James E. Johnson & Co. of New York, has been doing a thriving busi ness among the merchants in some portions of Nebraska selling patterns and a case to put them in. For the latter article she collects $8, but it never comes. Look out for her. H. S. Ferrer of the Oxnard Beet Sugar company has just completed a tour to the beet fields all over the state and reports the beets in splendid condition. "Twenty-six hundred acres of the finest beets I have ever seen. " aid Mr. Ferrer, "are now assured.1 Tho work on the beets is almost all done and the Grand Island factory will have a big run this year." Miss Delia High of Broken Bow has made application for a position in the Ravenna schools for the coming year. She was the republican candi date for superintendent of public in struction of Custer county last fall, and although defeatec by Prof. Hiatt the independent candidate, principal of the Broken Bow schools, aha ran several hundred votes ahead of her ticket Active preparations are going on' at.G. A. R. headquarters says-tha Lincoln Journal. This preparation ii in ardor to get in readiness to attend tho national encampment at Washing ton. The round trip rate is only f SO. and with good crops in prospect the attendance from Nebraska wiil be dou ble that of any other encampment At least 1, 000 old soldiers will go from this state. Otto Nelson, a '-rmer living in Turtle Creek precinct says a Beatrice dispatch, was found dead in his barn the other evening. The coroner held an inquest and the verdict was that his death was caused by a hick from a horse. He had probably been dead for several days, as his body was in an advanced stage of decomposition. He was about 70 years old, lived alone and had no relatives in this country. Deputy Sheriff Hoagland of Lan caster county last week sold all the property belonging to T. F. Barnes, consia- ng of th-.- Windsor hotel in Lin coln, tnree or ft - ' ma the town of Newman and an ion thereto and Barnes1 sub-division. The property was sold on an order from the district court in the case brought by Gall L. Barnes agreed to oay. The property was sold to F. M.Hall for 20. Judge Scott held a special term oi court at Takemah, and among othet things tried was the case of Frank Johnson, who was accused of being the brevet papa of a pair of twins, the mother being Anna Lindstrom. Th facial resemblance ind the moth ers testimony resulted in a verdict ol guilty, and wohnson was held in the sum of $3,000 for the maintenance ol the twins until 14 years old at the rate of $20 a month. In default of bond he waa sent to jail. John Ray, a Washington county farmer bad on his premises a cat that had given birth to the usual number of kittens whereupon the female feline yielded up her nine lives and left a largo family of orphans. At this point the sympathizing dog stepped in and volunteered her services in the matter of rearing and nursing the disconso late kittens. The latter acceptod her kindly-offered services and everything has gone smoothly with that odd fam ily. The stepmother is as jealous of the rights and security of her adopted children as she could possibly be with her own. The Chautauqua tide is steadily rising, says the Fremont Tribune. Tho people are only just begin ning to have a full realization of what an excellent intellectual banquet is daily spread ou the grounds for their delectation; and the people are now showing their appreciation of it as they have not hitherto done. The gate receipts arc increasing every day ami the Chautauqua thus continues to grow in popular favor. Not only are the peotiie doing their duty toward the Chautauqua hut the Chautauqua ia doing its fuil duty toward oeonle. FACTS ABOUT TREES. Cses of Their W'ooilj and Leaves Vain, able for Many Thing. The butternut is a tree that likes best a rocky, uneven soil, and in whose shade neither shrub nor herb will thrive. The bark is used as a dye-stuff for woolens. Curled and bird's eye maple is a wood of the same family that sometimes have curiously arranged fibre, one which curves, the other with eyes, hence the name. White ash is used in carriage works. It is poisonous to snakes. It is said a snake is never found in its shade. White oak timber is valued in ship building. Apple is excellent for food and fuel. Weavers' shuttles are made of the wood. Black birch timber is used in basket works, and that tree is claimed by the Indians as their natural inheritance. It emits a pleasant odor when burning. Mountain laurel wood is used in making combs. The leaves are poison ous to some animaLs. Black wild cherry timber is much valued in cabinet works. The bark is highly medicinal. The leaves, when wilted are poisonous to cattle. Of dog-wood, weavers' spools and handles of carpenter's tools are made. Witch hazel is a large and cu rious forest shrub. The small branches we.'e formerly used for"divining rods," and an extract from it is valued in medical prttcf.ee. The wood of the American asp-;n. or white poplar, is used in the manufacture of paper. Ilorsr-ower of a Whale. The horse nwer of a whale has been made the su-;etof study by the anato mist, Sir Wilam Turner, of the Uni versity of Edinburgh, Scotland, in con junction with with the equally emi nent Glasgow shipbuilder, John Hen derson. The size and dimensions of a great tinner stranded several years ago on the shore at Longriddy fur nished the necessary data for the compu tation of the power necessary to propel it at a speed of twelve miles an hour. This whale measured eighty feet in length, twenty feet across at the flanges of the tail, and weighed seventy four tons. To attain a speed of twelve miles an hour it was calculated that 145-hcrse power was necessary. Overworked Her Teeth. A contributor to a New York paper says: "I met a hotel chambermaid the other day whose lower teeth were nearly all missing, and from a singular cause. She had been for a great many years in the habit of holding the pil lows in her teeth while she drew on the blips with both hands and it re sulted in the loosening and gradual loss of those teeth upou which the strain was the greatest Why the "Red Sea." Many persons have puzzled their brains wondering why the "Red"' sea should be so called. The name was originally applied to it because por tions of it are covered with patches from a few yards to some miles square, composed of microscopic vegetable an imalcule which die the waters a blood red. When not affected by these or ganisms the "Red" sea is intensely blue, the shoal waters showing some shades of green. "The Sword. The Sat silk cord which is tied about Japanese swords are used by warriors in battle to hold back their flowing sleeves, lis ends were knotted and passed over the arms by a dex trous movement so that it was crossed on the back. The art of t:oing this cord about the sword so that it could readily be unfastened, is an accom plishment that still survives among the former military class in Japan. THE BIG LAGOON. Oae of the Most Intere-aing Natural Formations in the Country. On the northern coast of California some thirty miles below the niouth oi the Klammath river, is one of the most interesting natural formations to be found in this country, known as the Big Lagoon. Here tho coast which runs north and south up to this point, takes a sharp turn inlaud. bor dered by very high bills, running to a distance of about throe miles, then turning out again makes a sharp bay almost V-shaped, and for ages past a sand-bar has been washing itself up across this bay until the bar has raised up out of the water some tenor twelvo feet having a width of about 100 feet and a length of four miles, reaching across the entire bay. This bar is in the shape of a roof. When there is a storm the breakers will roll up one side of it break over and run down into the bay inside, and it is a novel sight to stand there and watch the waters, mountains high on one side add perfectly calm on the other, the line between the two at in tervals hidden altogether. This bat is a sort of short cut and can be trav ersed on horseback. In a storm the horseman will one minuto be high and dry on land, the next minute a large wave will roll up and running under the horse's feet to the depth of a foot or mora the rider will be, for an in stant lour miles or so at sea on horse back, with no land nearer than the high bluffs of the mainland in sight Moss agates may be found in abund ance on the pebbly beach, and wheu the sun shines the' glitter with daz zling brightness. The wild duck that frequent this part of the coast literally fill this inland bay. and the parsing hunter, should he take a shot at them, will raise such a cloud and such a quack ing that he will think all tho ducks of the earth have gathered there. Occa sionally some wild beast like a bear or a panther, will be found crossing this bar. and the Indians have much sport when such a thing happens, the animal rarely escaping c.ptuie or death. Here the Digger Indians abound, living on the shell fish which they catch along the beach seldom going over the ridge of hills to capture a deer, which are plentiful It would astonish a Yale or a Hurvard football man to come upon this scene some bright morning at low tide and see the squaws and children playing lacroso on the beach. They get so excited with their sport that they keep it up until the tides drive them from tho beach, often staying there until they have to chase the ball down into tho surf. HE CAUGHT HIM. Hon- to Lure a Bis Trout Into TrouUe anil Death. Fred who had often been here bo fore, wanted big trout and knew how to got them. He cast very near where 1 did. but gave the litt'o fellows no chance. So rapidly was his single i?y trolled across the water that in si few minutes he had collected the wholo school away from the spot wuci-e he expected to find a big trout His fly was so large that I laughed when ho mounted it telling him he would find salmon a few hundred miles farther north, in Canada but rather scarce in York state. But my banter was uuhecded. Fred knew these waters better than I did those Pennsylvania streams whero many years ago I learned to cast a tty. and where such a fly a he used would ba considered a bad want of judgment A dozen times he swiftly trailed his fly across the water, getting a rho at e.very csist but not letting them have it Twenty feet away to the right he seemed to have drnwu all the small trout in that liola says a writer in tho American Angler. Then lengthening his lino he iat it again and slowly drew his fly with a quivering, snake like motio.i. There wai a rise of a magnificent fisli. but Fred struck too quickly and missed him. though I thought the fish fo'.t the steel. Wait a moment Fred," said I. Change your F.y and you will get that big fellow." Not a bit of it. " yelled John. Let him have it now. qtirk." Fred's fly struck the water before John had done speaking, and had not trailed three feet when the trout took it showing his head and shoulders out of tho water and making the surfjea boil with the sweep of his broad tail. As his capacious mouth closed on tho fly Fred struck so sharply that the leader sounded like tho twang of a violin string struck pizzicato. You've got him. Fred." yelled John. -Keep him away from the bushes. I'll paddle you out and give you plenty of room to play him." Indigestible. Young Farmer MeddeiM (at supper) Ouch: Wonark! Kah! Jecminy jeeswax! What in heaven's name is the matter with this cake. Gloriosa? Bride (a city girl) Why. darling, there can surely be nothing the mat ter with it I followed the recipe exactly. Tastes as if it was made of clam sheBs. Kali!" Oh. dearest! May be it was the fault of the egg. I alv. ays thought eggs wero soft and yellow ias:de but these were white and brittle all tho way through, and I hai to powder them with flat irons, and " Where did you 1'nd thorn?" "In the hen house, darling. There was only one egg in each nest and " Ij'loriosa. you have used my new china nest eggs!" Puck. A Monster Building. The great Cathedral in he City of Mexico is the largest in America, and cost nearly $2,000,000. Its foundation was laid by the Spaniards in 1579 on the site of an old Aztec pyramid, and the building was finished in 1037. Against its western wall leans the cel ebrated "Calendar Stone," covered with hieroglyphics and weighing twenty-five tons. A cast of this remarkable work of antiquity was exhibited at the New Orleans exposition of 1384-1S3.". Falling- FUh. The greatest fishway in the world is in the course of construction on the Potomac at the Great Falls. When it is completed it will carry fish over a vertical fall of sTnty-two feet. 'iiif.kk may be honest ana aeciaea differences of opinion on the question whether we should or should not place new difficulties and severer conditions before those who desire to make their homes with us. But no one can con tend that we ought not to provide a proper scrutiny and to sea that the laws be faithfully executed. No inconsiukicxuli: part of satis factory discussion of dinner a is prompt and unobtrusive service. This can be purchased of course. The waiter generally knows his customer and governs his movements by what he considers a just expectation of re ward, but the customer of a ietaur&ut is fairly entitled to prompt service equally with clean napary and wholesome food. Blessed the boy who has a father or mother who insists on his master ing a rich, varied or vital command of language, who sends bis letters hack to hiiu corrected, and with tarcatic queries whether the term bully" or "tiptop"' covers the wholo realm of charm in puch varied characters and incidents as a pretty little girl playmate, an ascent, of Pike's Peak or a sail on Lake Cham plain. The civilization of Africa" is a mission that Europe has taken vigor ously in hand in tho last few years. Tho first step has bosn worthy of tho kind of civilization that is represented in the 3.000.000 men who are kept under arms to maintain the peace of Europe. The Christian nations have calmly proceeded to divide up the territory of the heathen and the sav age among themselves, without even the highwayman' formality of sug gesting to the victim to throw up his hands. No sour of factory or other abso lutely indoor labor compares in ease, healthfulness or pay with household labor. 1 ho great prizes go to the cooks. The great cooks of the world receive salaries equal to tho greatest artists. They are tho Pattis of tho kitchen. The hoad cooks of tho lead ing hotels and restaurants receive sal aries equaled by no other employees. A good cook in a well-living family can command pay absolutely princely compared with that earned by women in most of the occupations they enter upon. This is going on the reasona ble supposition that a woman can make as good a cook as a man. The trouble with our present im migration laws is that they place too much stress on the external circum stances of the immigrant and too little ou the real quality. Tho de'ect could be remedied by the undoubtedly timely suggestion, that an educational restriction be placed on immigration. Education need not be the sole criterion of an immigrant's fitness. Respectable and law-abiding character should accompany it If these qual ities were insisted upon in the case of every immigrant there is no doubt there would be a va-t improvement in the quality of our accessions to popu lation, at the same time that there was a decrease in the quantity. Nixk-tenths of the dullness and monotony of human intercourse grows out of lack of training of eye, ear and speech to the appreciation of fine distinctions. All the vast world of difference between a violin and a hurdygurdy lies in the infinite variety of shades of expression the violiu is capable of. Just so with the dif ference between the attractiveness of one man or woman and another! No matter, then, how much it costs iu the way of persistent effort all hope must be forfeited of ever becoming agreeable in talk, attractive in man ners, a discriminating judge of human character, of literature or art ecepi on the condition of growing ever more and more sensitive to minute distinctions. One funeral makes many." has been a proverb especially in the le gions where inclement weather is fre quent The death of a prominent man in midwinter is sometimes fol lowed by the death of several of his friends, especially if well along in .ife. While the coffin is being carried from the home or the lodgeroom to the hearse, and while the ceremonies it the grave are in progress tho mourners are expected to stand with uncovered heads whether the day is raw or damp, or a tierce sun is beat ing down. From a quarter to half an hour is often consumed. In winter the mourners are chilled and colds, grip and pneumonia bring other deaths In the train of the first. The question of infection is one which must continue to bo seriously thought of by sc entists. until somo relief from the scourge of such dis ease is found. The strides of science have not yet carried us out of the reach of sudden and apparently unac countable visitations, wl.tc-h we were content once to attribute to Provi donca but wuiuh to-day we resent with propriety. It ha- been clearly pro.ed that the air we breathe and the water wo drink, pure though they seem, are in tr th but ambushes of death. In the meantime one known defense we have, and that is the main taining of a healthful condition of the body. In good digestion and sound sleep are the strongholds which arc certainly votent r gainst the gersa. For the finest styles of calling cards, call on The Joubkax. tf -THE- First National Bank COLUMBUS. NEB. TmEcroiitst A.ANDKKSON, I'res't. J. H.OALLKY, Vic Pren'r. O.T.KOKN. Cashier. l. ANPKitKON. P. ANDKKSON, JACOUflKkJSEN. HENP.V RAOATZ, JOHN J. SULLIVAN. Statement of Condition at the Close of Business Starch 1, 1862. hx.sonscc.4. Lnitttrt.ind Di-count . . fJUi,7144 U. A. lioudr. 13,500 00 Iteal rtnt'. Viirnilureaud Fixture W,!10 22 Due from oilier Ixtnk.i $ 37,4l.:tt " U.S.Treuury . W.XW (Vh oil Ihiu.t 20.MB.67- M.til.1 OS S 2W,4hJ 71" IXlbll.ITlKS. Capital Stock paid in... $ fiO.OCO CO MurphiK Fund SU.UQO 00 L'udivi.lrtt protilM . 2,1(11 U5 Circnltttiou .. . 13,100 00 HVdicountH 5,tteO 40 De.it 17,131 Sd $ 29S.4H 71 justness urds. JI. l4ll.lA.ft, DEUTCHER ADVOKAT, Otlief oer foliiiuhti Stit l;mik, Coliunl.us. KVbiiu-kn. ".v a Al.lli:ac'l' A ItKKlaKK, ATTORNEYS AT LAM', OiKe over First Nutionnl ilank, Coiaailm, Nebraska. 10-tf y K. TURNER & CO.. Proprietor and I'uhlit-l.t r- .f the COLUUSUS J33S!tAL izi ii SE. FAULT JOUEHAL, lloth, pot-mid loanj addretsH. for $2.C0 a year, ftrirtly ia ndvuniv. Family .Iock.su., $1.00 Utir. W. A. McAI.IJSTFJ:. W. .M. t OI'.NELIUS. AlrAl.l.lMTKU .V 'OECM:i.llM ATTORNEYS AT IXW. ('olutnbup, NV1. E. T. ALLEN. M. D., Eye - and - Ear - Surgeon, Pwrrlarj Kelusi-ku Hluti- Ki.urd of tlralth, UO.I UI(IK tiWK-K, C3IA1IA. NKH uutf T. C. BOYU - inl"i uirkiii or- Tin and SlitTt-lt on Ware ! Job-Wcik. RocSag and Gutter -in? a Specialty Shop on N, l.m-k.-i Av.-!iui i ,,. iI..ib north of Kn:m m uV. A. K. SIC ART-, t-hoi-niiriou : thk EMI Si tail Parlor. T!if Eiiifsl ,'i, TlwCi'tj:. t'5"Thii:l nhiipoii tli.'-Soiitl. Si!.-. ("olr.ni 1'iif, NVI.r:.-K.. 2m il- L. C. VOSS. M. I)., HomiBopatliic Physician and au R.O Ii.O . (Hi.-.-ok t-r port ithf-. H.cii,iirt in t-hroiiic .Iim-.u--. ('ciiilul r.tli'utii.ri ii-n lo , liiTrtl .r... Ii.-f ,i'.i..iL,ni X STRAY I.KAF! DIARY. iiii: JOURNAL OFFICE CAUL'S. KNVU LOPES, NOTE HEADS. HILL HEAiS, CIUCULAKS. LHjLii.'KILS, ETC. LOUIS SCURKIBEH. itaiihmilli ann Waonii Ai! k"ui! of krhnpiiifr dime um Short Notii-r. Hufrjciw. Va- ;:i.. ti;:., iiiair to oruVr, iiltti all work tiiiar- autwii. &ko sell the world-famous Walter A Wood Mowers. Reapers, Combin ed Ma hines. Harvesters, and Stlt-hindcrs the best made. Shop mi lic Stnl. OiIuiiihiiR. Neb., four ! :: ii.ulh ii l;in.vu;ik'o. HENRY G-ASS. 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