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The flrsi aaachlne to make, fold, and gum enve lopes was patented by John de la Hue, In London, In 1845. Tfc Oily One Ever ranted Can Yon Find the Word? There Is a 3-inch display advertisement ;ln this paper this week, which has no twe .'words alike except one word. The same is true of each new one appearing each week from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co. Thit louso places a "Crescent" on everything they make and publish. Look for it, send them tbe name of the word, and they will return you book, BEAcnnn utboubatds. Or SAMPLES TREE. One of tbe most striking pictures o) this year's summer exhibition at the British Koyai Academy will be a version of the "Last Judgment," by Sir Freder ick Leighton. Wan Baby was atek, we gave her Castorla, Then she was a Child, she cried f or Castoria, Waea she became Kiss, she clung to Castoria, taWhCjtadrea, she sto them Putoria. .' In Ireland Denis Koorobeo died pos Msedof forty-eight children, 230 grand children, and 944 great-grandchildren. 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It's the only one that's guaranteed to give satisfaction in every case. It costs you nothing, unless it helps you. You can afford to try it, on these terms. Can you afford to neglect it? ST POU1H ! THE WOKLD. BUR i Pastes, Enamels, and Faints which ataimthehands,inare the iron, and burn g -ha BisingSuuStove Polish is Bril Haw& Odorless, Durable, and the cob- Taasr win frr ittr tin tit rif rirlnirn jntACTnypBrcoase. MwF3,OOOTWS. sssaMKV jJ'Bay THE BABY. The little tottering baby feet. With faltering steps and slow. With pattering echoes soft and sweet, Into my heart they go ; They also go, in grimy plays. In muddy pools and dusty ways. Then through the house in track! ol maze They wander to and fro. The baby hands that clasp my nock With toncbes dear to me Are tbe same hands that smash and wreck The Inkstand foal to see; They pound the mirror with a cane. They rend tbe manuscript In twain. Widespread destruction they ordain. In wasteful jubilee. Uhe dreamy, murm'ring baby Toice That coos its little tune. That makes my listening heart rejoice Like birds in leafy June. Can wake at midnicbt dark and still, And all the air with howling fill That splits the air with echoes shrill, like cornets out of tune. MPOLEON'S WOOING. Cooking his own supocrovcr a blaz ing wood Are one hot evening in July, Napoleon Crowe felt that he was in deed born to misfortune like the sparks that flew upward. For forty years he had tilled the 6tony," stubby little farm which at its best had never yielded its owner more than a precarious living, and now at the age of 60 he was alone in the world: having a few months pre viously buried his third wife. Whether it was owing to an inher ent delicacy of constitution, a lack of appreciation and tenderness on his part, or a too continuous diet of stewed yellow-eyed beans and pork, we are unable to determine, but for some mysterious reason Napoleon's wives refused to thrive on his hands, and drooped and pined away, one after another, until he was almost convinced that in his case marriage was a failure. That he had been his own house keeper for a period of seven months, every room and closet in the dreary old farmhouse bore evidence, and the numerous scars on his hands and arms, testified to the burns and scalds he had received during his cooking oper ations. For Napoleon was peculiarly un fortunate in his culinary experiments. If after serious reflection, he decided that he could afford a small roast tor the Sunday dinner, to which he in variably invited his old crony, Jotham Sparks, that roast so tenderly watched and jealously guarded for hours was in the end temporarily forgotten, while Napoleon was grap pling with the biscuit problem, and burned to a blackened crisp. lie baked beans without pork, for got to put the meat in his soups, or the salt and pepper in his vegetable hash; left out the sweetening from his apple pics, the salt from his but ter, the eggs from his custards, and wondered why he had no appetite. After a multitude of disastrous fail ures similar to the ones we have re corded, Napoleon resolved he would, from motives of economy and other wise, confine himself exclusively to a diet of flour biscuit hot from the oven, alternating with such relishes as mo lasses, fried pork fat, and the un savory production which once in four weeks he churned, and spanked and patted with his big, hairy hands, and designated as.,ubuttcr." Three times a day regularly, Napo leon produced a small wooden dough dish, and after mixing together spur milk, saleratus and flour, toiled and sweated over the sticky mass until it went into the oven huge, unsightly lumps of spotted dough, and came out the same. It might have been the legitimate result of eating his own hot fciscuit, but within a few weeks he had devel oped into a gloomy pessimist. lie neglected the poultry and stock, al lowed the weeds to flourish in the garden, and seemed to have lost all interest in life. Everything went wrong with Napo leon. The old cow went dry three months earlier than usual, and the two-year-old heifer choked to death in her stall. As a natural sequence, his groans and sighs became louder and more frequent. Thirty hens and two roosters cackled shrilly from morn to till night, and though he crawled under the barn on his hands and knees at the risk of a personal introduction to a skunk who made his headquarters there, and climbed ladders to the highest scaf folds at the risk of breaking his neck, not a solitary egg gladdened his anx ious eyes. One morning his friend and sym pathizer, Uncle Jotham Sparks, called before breakfast to borrow a rake. 'Jest hevin' a bite, hey?'' ob served Uncle Jotham, his e3'es wan dering to the bare pine table adorned by a tin of steaming yellow biscuit "Ya-a-s," answered Napoleon in a dissatisfied tone, "I'm tryin' to heat a drop o water to make a cup o' tea to go with them ere biscuits. Won't you hev a biscuit, Jotham?" "N-no-no," responded Jotham with alacrity. "Thanky, I've been to breakfast an hour ago." "I know it's late," sighed Napoleon, but I've had a regular tussle to heat this dipper o' water. I broke my tea kettle by pourin' cold water in it when it was red hot, and I hain't had any tea-kettle to use all summer. It's ter'blc hard for a man that hain't never been used to putterin' round the house to do their own cookin' and housework." "It must be, I vum," said Jotham, and he edged away to an open win dow to avoid an offensive odor that arose from a bean not on the stove hearth. "Jotham," said he solemnly, "Jotham, ain't jou seen, can't you see that I'm fallin' from the crust?" Jotham shook his head mournfully as he stopped to light his pipe. "Yes, Napoleon, I've seen all sum mer that you've been failin'; you've grown old, and thin, and gray, and bent over, and don't look much like the man you was a year ago." "Do you think I'm pinted for the grave, Jotham?" he groaneu. "No;" said he bluntly, "but you won't live six months unless you get some woman here to cook your vittles, and do your wash in', and keep the house wholccomc. Why don't you hire'a woman, and pay her so much a week " "I couldn't afford it, all the income I git from the farm wouldn't pay her wages. I think myself, not relishin' ray vittles has something to do with my onhappy fellins'." I'Vnn mitrht, pit, married." stiff- gested Jotham. "Ya-a-s, I've thought o' that. I know of a smart likely woman that's wuth some prupputty that I think would jump at the chance to get me to-day. She's a widder that I courted some when I was young, and lives on a farm somewhere in Stough ton. I'd slick up a little, and go up and see if she would like to change ber condition, if 'twasn't for neigh bors talkin'. You know I hain't been a widderer thit last time only about seven months.1' "I know, but circumstances alters cases, and if you can't afford to hire a housekeeper, you had better bunt up a wife lively. Let folks talk if they ant to. You hev a smart woman come here, and scrub and scour, and brighten up thiugs, ind cook you three good temptin' meals every day, and you'd soon begin to fat up, and be as strong and ambitious to work as ever you was m your life. Now, I do hope Napoleon, you realize jest how slim and peaked you are lookin', and if you don't want to slip your wind afore the snow flies, take my advice, and merry that 'ere widder jest as soon as she'll hev you," and taking his rake, Jotham departed, leaving Napoleon to his thoughts which were not pleasant by any means. r For several days after, Napoleon wandered around in a discontented, absent-minded way, as though he was uncertain whether to take Jotbau's advice or not At length, on this hot July evening when we introduce him to our readers, having nearly caused a conflagration by upsetting a kerosene lamp which exploded in the flour-barrel, Napoleon gnashed his teeth, as he tore around the room in his efforts to extinguish the flames, and vowed he would have a wife to cook his suppers before the week was out. "Ain't this a pooty way for a man o' my years to be livin," he muttered savagely, as he vainly tried so make the lantern wick burn. "There the danged thing has gone out, and I might as well give up I've got to set here in the dark, or else crawl to bed without a solitary nibble in my poor stummock, and I'm ready to faint S'pose I'll put up with this any longer? not by a jugful! If the sun rises to-morrow mornin', it'll see me streakin' for the Widder Spooner's! Let the neighbors talk if they want to, what they say don't put slab-jacks into my mouth, or mend the big holes in mystockin's. Ycs-sir-ee," and he snapped his fingers defiantly, "let 'em talk; I don't give a dang if Eunice Spooner will have me; we'll be merried short-off; that's flat" The Widow Spooner was in her strawberry-patch, pulling up the weeds, and she was about 4o throw them over the fence, as little Kittie Henderson came rushing round the corner. O, Aunt Eunice!" she exclaimed breathlessly; "Mamma sent me over to borrow some cream of tartar, and don't you think the awfulest looking old tramp has followed me way through the woods, and he's sitting down on the big rock in the lane now! Oh, dear! I dar'st go home, what shall I do?" and Kittie began to cry. "Tramp, hey?" said the widow coolly, "that's nothin, new. I've been jest pestered to death with tramps this summer. There was two called here last night, and they was jest as sassy as a lord, and wanted me to give em some supper, but they didn't git any, iest the same. You wait a minute till I can look after my bakin', and I'll go home through the woods with you, Kitty. I never sec the tramp yet I was afraid of." With Kittie following close at her heels, Mrs. Spooner proceeded to the kitchen, where, throwing open the oven doors, shcdisplayed a pair of beau tifully browned chickens which sent forth a most appetizing odor. "There, Kittie, jest look at my fowls, ain't they doin' lovely? I've been doin' lots of cookin' to-day, and I do wish some interestin' company would happen along. I've had signs of a stranger all the afternoon; two chairbacks got together, and I bumped my elbow ag'in the pump handle " At that moment there came a loud knocking at the door. Kittie gave a little shriek. "It's it's him, auntie!" she gasped, "It's the old tramp." "Is it?" said the widow brusquely. "Jest let me git my weapons ready, and I'll soon start him goin'." With a saucepan of boiling hot water in one hand and a fire shovel in the other, Mrs. Spooner advanced boldly to the door. In the semi-twilight stood a seedy looking individual, wearing a slouch hat covered with dust Could you ahem give me'' he began in a hesitating manner, then hastily retreated a few steps as he caught a glimpse of the war-like im plements in the hands of the widow. "Yes, I'll give you," cried fhe widow, "a good whackin' with my shovel, andu scaldin' to boot, if you ain't off my premises before I can count ten. You great, lazy loafer. Ain't you ashamed round trampin' and beggin' your livin'? Why hain't you workin' on some railroad, diggin' ditches, you shifless hulks?" "I I hain't round beggin' no livin'," stammered the man, his eyes firmly riveted on the widow's weapon's. "I ain't no tramp neither I'll have you to know I " "Oh, no, you're no tramp, none of em' is, you're a bank president most likely. Come, git; put yourself!" "I won't stir a blarsted peg," he spluttered. You can't drive me you till I've had a chance to tell who "I can't can I? We'll see about that, you wretch. Follow me with the tea-kettle, Kittie, I'll scald him to death." Mrs. Spooner's appearance as she screamed out these words was more that of a modern Amazon, than a staid elderly widow, and with a smothered shriek, the man fled pre cipitately before her, never pausing until he ignominously tupabled over a rock-heap by the roadside. "There, Kitty," exclaimed Mrs. Spooner, as she come into the kitchen flushed and triumphant "I've sent him about his business. I've learned by experience tha soft words don't count with the tramp gentry, and I guess this pcrtickler one won't visit me ag'in." "Why, auntie," said Kittie, star ing hard outof the window, "he ain't gone; he's sitting down by the barn now." "Why, how you talk. lias he had the impudence to come back here? Well, now you jest wait; I'll start him out of my door-yard, or I'll know the reason why!" With hurried and determined steps she took her way down to the spot where a lorclorn looking figure was seated on a huge bowlder, sorrowfully rubbing his knee-joints. "Come," said she, "wnat in ine world do you mean by hangin' round here? Why don't bless my soul this ain't it can't beNapoleon Crowe?" "Yes," it's me," said Napoleon plaintively. "Took to trampin' round the coun try, and scarin' little girls? You!" "It's a danged mistake," said he. "I hain't trampin' round no country, nor scarin' no little girls either. I wasn't never in this place before, and I didn't know fur certain which house you lived in, and so I was goin' to in quire if you could give me any idee where Lhe WiAicr Spooner lived, and you come at me with a fire shovel and a bucket o' bilen water." Why didn't you tell your namer" "You didn't give jne no chance, did you? I tried to tell you my name, but I couldn't get a word in edge ways. I expected a different wel come from you, Eunice, bein's we was alius seen good friends, and I'd walked fifteen miles to ask you to merry me." A warm flush rose to the widow's sunburned cheeks. If there was a person on earth who had always held a warm corner in her heart, it was Napoleon Crowe. "Napoleon," hazarded she, "it was a dretful misunderstanding." "I should hope it was; I swan," sighed Napoleon, still rubbing his bruised knees. "It was Kiltie's fault; she told me there was a tramp at the door, and I was that mad and excited I never took a good look. You've no idee how I've been pestered with thievin', sassy tramps, Napoleon." "I don't doubt it, Eunice. You hadn't ought to be livin' here alone." "You hain't goin', Napoleon? Do stop and have some supper " "Do you really want mcto Eunice?' "Of course I do, Napoleon, and we'll have roast chicken and cream biscuits " "And you'llhev me, Eunice?" "I shouldn't wonder, Napoleon " So Napoleon stayed to supper, and after partaking of the roast chicken and cream biscuit, was, in such ex cellent spirits that he tossed Kittie up and down in his arms, and pre schted her with a nickel and two pennies, a freak of generosity on his part without precedent Yankee Blade. Hollers vs. fiurra la Floor Mllllae;. The radical change in the method of reducing wheat to flour seems to have been largely the outgrowth of necessity; one of the demands of a progressive age. Of all mechanical appliances for performing useful work the millstone is probably the most antiquated; it having been in use. in one form or another, for thousands of years. That it is an effective appli ance there is no denying, but it had become somewhat awkward and trou blesome by comparison, and alto gether out of harmony with the drift and spirit of the times. Tbe produc tion of the roll was a rather happy conception, in that it so much sim plified the process of reducing, as well as laying the corner-stone of a modernized system, the whole struc ture of which is simple, yet grand. The roller mill is not only simple as a device, but also in action. It merely touches the pro uct as io passes swiftly through, while the millstone keeps it wallowing in grooves and over a large surface, for a measurable period, during which there arc always chances for more or less injury by heat and chemical changes. The burrs are continually changing their condition, thus requiring much skill and tedious labor to keep them in perfect working order, while the rolls, if properly and well constructed, re quire no attention, other than to keep them ac justed, until wear renders it necessary to send them back to the shop for repairs. Altogether, it has been a change that was very much needed to bring flour manufacturing up on a par with other industries, and to a state of greater perfection. Many other innovations and changes have been contemplated, looking to methods radically different from the present, but it seems extremely doubt ful if anything else will be accepted for a long time to come. True, modi fication will follow, but the main features are certainly of a permanent character. ' ltears and lie. Of late years a number of bears have made a practice of living about the hotels and camps in the park. They arc becoming "parasites" or bruin tramps, taking what they want, making no effort for self-support, and living on the table waste. They arc '"hog-robbers," no longer worthy a sportsman's attention. One very large bear at the Upper Geyser Basin Hotel is as regular about com ing to his meals as a "star boarder." Once, when the yard man was taking a large piece of waste meat to the pig-peti, Bruin met him in the trail. The man, not at all frightened, held out the meat. The bear walked up, took it from his hand, went to one side a short distance, and ate the grub as unconcerned as though it was the proper thing to have his meals brought to him. The bears get in the pens, cat with the pigs, or rather drive them to one side and cat what they want. I believe but one hog has been killed by them the past summer. At the slaughter house in Swan Lake Basin, at least nine bears live on the refuse which Is thrown to the hogs. They get into the pen, quarrel with the pigs, cuff them ont of the way, often making them squeal with pain, and fight each other, the big ones driving the others off. So far they have not attempted to kill any of the pigs or sheep that are corraled near by every night The herder and butcher have become so used to the bears that they db noWear them much, except when they meet them after dark; then they are willing to give half the road. There arc about twenty-five bears who are living about this way during the season; they are in color black, brown, grizzly-gray and cinnamon. Yfbea Travelins Every Russian passenger carries tea and sugar, usually in a little calico bag. Bread and lemons arc bought at the stopping places and every steamer keeps a lubberly, unwilling sort of youth, whose duty is xo pro vide plenty of hot water. Teapot and glasses are obtained from the steward, and the Russian family by means of these ingredients manage to pass no small share of their time drinking tea and sweetened water. The Russian would probably rebel against the insinuation of sweetened water, but the straw-colored fluid that is yielded by the unwilling leaves after the teapot has been replenished over and over again with hot water is not to be converted into tea by a mere politeness of the tongue. Tfeey Become Expert Shots. Engineers of railroad trains in Texas and most of the Western States carry revolvers, and often rifles, in the cab for various contingencies that might arise. They amuse themselves by shooting at the telegraph poles or anv other. mark while running at full speed and attain a wonderful skill in marksmanship. A few days ago an engineer on the Denver and Rio Grande railway shot and killed a wildcat near Newcastle from the cab of his locomotive. New York Sun Circumstances. Jones You didn't get out to the meeting last night? Brown No. Circumstances over which I.had no control prevented me. "That so? What were they?" "Twins." Exchange. "Ir nature abhors a vacuum," why 1 should she create a dude? HOME AND THE FARM. A DEPARTMENT' MADE UP FOR OUR RURAL FRIENDS. Disadvantage of Trying; to Accomplish Tee Much Device tor Loading and Unloading- Grmla Stunted rigs Net Worth Feeding Orchard aad Garden. Tee Many Irons In the Fire. ALLING at the farm of a resident in one of the towns in Central Maine recently and, while much interested at tbe evident signs of good farming that were every where apparent, 1 could not help being impressed with the idea that the farmer was making a vital mistake in the course he is following, writes Webb Donncll, in the American Agri culturist The farm was taken in a run-down condition, with buildings small and poor, and fields so poor that they only yielded some twenty five tons of hay. At the present time the place cuts about one hundred and twenty-five tons of first class hay. The fields are a delight to the eye in their fertility and smoothness. The barn has been en large to probably four times its former size, with comfortable and convenient quarters for about thirty to forty hogs and pigs, twenty cows, and eight or ten horses. A silo of eighty tons capacity was put in last year. Butter is made from the herd of grade and full-blood Jerseys, which sells at quite an advance on market rate. A large orchard has been planted, which calls for a great expenditure of care and time. Quite a large area is sowed to grain which, with the other crops that arc raised, calls for a still further expenditure of labor. A saw mill near at hand has been leased, nd business is being carried on here. A beginning has been made in rais ing heavy draft horses, by crossing a pure-bred l'crchcron on heavy marcs. I found the proprietor in a very gloomy frame of mind, but hard at work. He had about come to the conclusion that farming docs not pay that he had to work like a slave, but received nothing for it. Even as no spoke, however, lie would sandwich jn the remark, as the conversation turned to various things, that he in tended soon to build a new barn, and go into sheep-raising, or that he nhould soon build another silo. It was easy to understand why the man was discouraged. I wonder that he did not sec it himself. He has too many irons in the fire, and is trying to do too much on a small capital. His dairy product must pay well, but every cent that comes from it as profit is put into some new scheme, or spent in enlarging an old one. This keeps the farmer cramped for money all the Jjme, and also keeps him worked to the verge of despera tion. There is something very at tractive about doing business on a large scale, and it may be profitable n certain cases where capital is abundant so that advantage can be taken in buying and selling, but it is imply suicide for the average farmer, of limited means, to spread himself all over a 400-acrc farm here in the East. The man of whom I write could probably make a good thing by dairy ing if he would attend to that solely, md he would moreover then have time to breathe and to inquire of Himself whether it pays to make a beast of burden of one's self through Jife, getting only a living out ot it, iimply for the sake of doing a large business. He would much better mark out a particular line of work for which his farm is suited, and which he knows will pay a fair profit, and let his work all count for something. The merchant who, with limited means, tries to run a dry goods store, a grocery stand, a book store, and a boot and shoe emporium, usually goes into bankruptcy. Farming will stand a pretty serious kind of mismanage ment, and still give a family a living, such as it is, but the business won't admit too much foolishness. The man who tries to carry on sheep-raising, horse-raising, orcharding, hog raising, cattle-raising, dairying, and the growing of field crops, in addition to various outside schemes of money making, attempting to do a large part of the actual work by employing his own waking hours and those of his wife and children, is making a serious mistake. He may keep from going under with all his schemes, and in some cases may even increase the value of his stock, farm, and build ings, but he does it at the expense of his own and his family's well-being: No man has a right, unless he is peculiarly situated so that he is forced by necessity, to work to such an extent as to deprive himself of so many of the civilizing enjoyments of life, much less has he the right to de prive his family of them. Of all people in the world the farmer and his family ought to lead comfortable lives, but a good many come, far short of it, and too often through their own folly. They cither farm ignorantly, or are striving all the time to do more than their capi tal, or their strength, will admit It would be a good deal better in such cases as the list mentioned to take in some of the sail and pay more at tention to the rfteering apparatus, so that the craft won't wobble" about so, and thus Iosj headway, to use a figurative expression. Attention to details is a matter of very great im portance in agiiculturc as well as elsewhere, and Ihis cannot be given when one has too many irons in the fire. Spout Tor Handling Grain. Take a beard 10 inches wide and four feet long for bottom of spout and part of hopper; also, two pieces, 10 inches wide and 18 inches long, to s aSc c o m - S H n 1 e t c bottom o f hop p e r . Then fasten together well by nailing cross-pieces to bottom. This leaves feet for hopper, and 2 feet for spout Put on end piece, then side piece, 3 inches wide at small end, then 7 inches wide at large end. The middle piece to which spout is fas tened, is 14 by 30 inches. For unload ing, fasten chains to hopper, 8 inches from end, and drive nails to hook up per end to. As bin fills up, move up by putting boards in place under the hopper, and shortening chains. For loading wagon, put hopper inside of bin and fasten un with stick or board. Use heavy tin pail instead of scoop! And you will find that you can handle a load of grain in less time, with less waste and less muscle than anv way you ever tried. Hopper can be used at any ordinary granary door. Will Zimmerman, in Practical Farmer. LIVE STOCK AND DAIRY. Stunted rigs. A pig tbat is stunted while young is not worth feeding to maturity. This is especially true of pigs far rowed late in the fall, and with which sufficient care has not been taken to give them a good start be fore cold weather. The feed that will be required to keep such until spring will be worth more than the pigs. Much the best practice, and one that is being more generally adopted every year, is to breed the sows in the fall so as to start the pigs off on green food in the spring. This is much more economical, and the pigs are pretty sure to do better; but if jou are in for the winter feeding of a lot now, try and do it well. - It is best to give some slop or ensilage, in stead of an entire grain ration. A slop made of bran with skim milk will be good for the youngsters. As they get a little larger give them some soaked oats. Small potatoes, boiled and mixed with bran, will also give them a variety of food, and such as will promote growth rather than fattening. There is money in pigs, but it requires good care to get it all out Wisconsin Agriculturist The Secrot or Success. If butter makers had taken pains to avoid the economicsof butter mak ing they could not have succeeded much better than they are doing now. In using large milk cans to set milk in for the creamery there is an addi tional loss of 2 per cent, as com pared with smaller vessels. The breeds that give the largest fat glo bules leave the smallest amount of fat in the skimmilk and they are the G,uernscys, Jcrscj's. By setting the milk of cows that have been in milk nine months, the best way pos sible, it is impossible to get more than two-thirds of the cream. The only wa to get it is by the centrifu gal system, which ought not to leave more than one-tenth of 1 per cent of butter fat in the skimmilk. By churning sweet cream between 7 and 23 per cent, is lost Unpleasant odors in milk can be taken out by heating the milk to 1(0 degrees, but it is better to heat the cream than the milk and then cool it down to 50 degrees. If the butter will not come raise the cream to 70 degrees by stir ring it, placing the can in a vessel containing hot water. But never add water in any f6rm to cream, as you lose in quality and quantity. As a rule you cannot increase the per centage of fat in the cow's milk by feeding fat-formingfoods, but tho quantity can be inrceased. Prof. J. W. Robertson in Farm and Home. THE POULTRY-YARD. Drecft and Weight. Although the Brahmas and Cochins arc considered larger than the Ply mouth Rocks, j-et the latter are but little less in weight than the Asiatics; the Plymouth Rocks, as a rule, al ways weigh heavier than they ap pear; we have known crosses of the Plymouth Rock and Brahmas to weigh as much as twelve pounds, which is a weight not easily attained by any class of fowls; just here we will say to our readers that weight docs not indicate merit in a fowl al ways; for instance, it takes time to make heavy growth and size, which, of course, is a bar to early laying. ( There is some advantage in having a pullet to come in early for laying, as she will often lay enough eggs to com pensate for lack of weight and if she begins in the fall the eggs will come at a time when prices are up. Ply mouth Rocks fatten very rapidly after they arc matured, and should be care fully fed with a view to avoid such condition, as an over-fat fowl will not lay well, and, besides, they begin to set after laying only a small number. Exchange. A Minnesota Egg Kecord. A Stillwater, Minn., subscriber of the Rural sends in the following record of the eggs produced by forty hens during 1S91. Month Dozen Frice Amount January U .25 SAil February 9 .18 Ld March. ... ............ 7, .18 3.36 April 315 .15 4.71 May 23 .12'$ iM Jime 115-G .15 3.0 July ...... ..............187-12 .18 3.3c August 102j .18 1.91 September. i .18 .81 October. 3.4 .20 .7( November .s'a .28 .K December. 9 .28 2.5i Total 1CS7-12 $23. I have sold fourteen chickens at 20 cents apiece, $2.80; total for eggs and chickens, $31.46; my expenses were $10; leaving clear, $21.46, and forty five head of chickens on hand. They are R. C. W. Leghorns and white Wyandottes. Poultry Tickings, Bulk is a great desideratum in grain fed to poultry. This is obtained by mixing bran with corn-meal, and feeding oats rather than much corn. Corn-meal alone is far too heavy. The digestive organs cannot extract all the nutriment contained in such solid substances. Mix the same how ever with light bran and the case is entirely different A half dozen small "hen coops" arc much more useful than one mas sive structure affording an equal crca. We all know thaL a coop of ten or twelve hens is usually profitable whereas multiples of the same are rarely satisfactory. This is the great secret of running a large poultry farm. Divide up so that each in dividual bird .niay have "as good a show" and as much room as upon the ordinary farm, where not more than a score or two of fowls are usually bred. ORCHARD AND GARDEN. Late-Planted IMtatoe. One of the advantages of late planted potatoes is that it gives chance for more thorough preparation of the soil. One of the evenest and best potato fields seen this year was grown after corn. The field was plowed three times, thoroughly mix ing the soil and impossible those air spaces under furrows, which, when they come under a hill of potatoes, are not often remedied all the season. A poor hill occasionally greatly re duces the yield. It cannot be avoided except by most thorough preparation of the soil before the potatoes arc1 Wanted. Franlag I'ormant Growth. All pruning done before the buds start into growth stimulates those that remain so that they grow all the more vigorously. Pruning trees when in leaf is, on the contrary, a check to the whole plant, and does not stimu late what is left It is quite apt, however, with very vigorous trees, to cause fruit buds to start, and may thus be sometimes advisable to brinj young orchards more quickly into bearing. . i The proprietors of Ely's Cream Balm do not claim It to be a cure-all. but a sure ren:cdy for Catarrh and Cold in the head. I have been afflicted Kith catarrh for 20 years. It became chronic and extended to try throat, causing hoarseness and great difficulty in speaking. Indeed for years I was not able to speak more than thirty min utes, and often this with great difSculty. I also, to a great extent, lost the sense of hearing. By the use of Ely's Cream Balm all dropping ot raucous ha) ceased, and my voice and hearing hare greatly improved. J as. W. Davidson, Attorney at Law, Mon mouth, III. Apply Balm into each nostril. It is Quickly Absorbed. Gives Relief at once. Prico 50 cents at Druggists or by mall. fiLY BROTHERS. 5 Warren St.. Now Yor. A Msa Without Bones. A man who died In Cincinnati a few days ago. It is said, had not a singlo hard substance in his body which would indicate that he possessed such a thing as a bone. Even his skull "was of about tho samo consistency as India rubber. " A Brilliant Discorery in Dermatology. It is said that superfluous hair can be psrmancntly removed without pain. An interesting and valuable discovery has re cently been made by John 11. Woodbury, of 125 Wot 121 street. New York City. It is a remedy for the permanent removal of superfluous hair, consisting ot a Huid which it applied to the hair fo-'llcle by mca:is of an olectric needle. It is designed to be used by patients at their homes, and is said to lie f ally as cITcctual as electric ity. Ktill particular-; in reference to th's valuable remedy are found in a little book of 123 pages, which is sent to any address for 10 cents, on application to tho discov erer. Rev. Dr. Vax Dvkf, who has been proachins to the Harvard men in Lam bridge, says that during the ten days he was there sixty undergraduates called to consult with him on tirstions of reli gion and morals, which is a larger per centage than he knows of in any church in this country. Elsuwhcro in this issue wo publish the particulars of :i remarkable cure that fairly outrivals tho celebrated raso of John Mar shall, of Hamilton, which created such a Sensation throughout tho country. The particulars of this c isc are vouched for by the All aiy Ecentiw Jimrnat, recognized as flic leading newpiiper ut the New York tit a to capltol. and one of tho leadin ; pavers of tliu United States. Thero is. therefore, no room to doubt that the rurtirulurs of the C.150 are accurately and carefully -ct forth, in every respect true, and mut therefore prove of the deepest interest toour readers; we therefore command tho article to their careful refusal. Kino Ciii:itiax of Denmark, who is about to go on an extended tour from home, is one of the most Democratic of rulers. He goes about tho strceX? of Copenhagen in a plug hat and isn't c. en saluted by the people he meets. CKAC3IX& Co.. Philadelphia. P.i., will send, postpaid. 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The itatemcnt of bo prominent a man must Command Attention "I(send this nnsolfcltcd, as I feci to congrat ulate myself that I used Hood's Sarsaparil!a. Eix months ago my digestion was very bod, and I had almost a case of Chronic Dyspepsia I was also broken down by overwork, so that I could not Bleep nights. My stomach 1a now rerfect, my nerves in excellent chapo, nntl 1 bavo guinea 1) ptuni'i in d men' lis. For all this benefit my gratitmlo is due Hood's Sarca pariila. Accept my best wishes for Hood's Sarsaparilla Tho best medicine in tie land." B. n. Kosk. of Roso & Eddy, Rochester, N. Y. IMIOD'.S I LIS act easilv. rrt rrnmrtlv ami efficiently. on the Jheraml loueIt: cim- lioad.irlie. THE MAN YOU D0NT MEET EVERY DAY. But if yon winh tr mt him. rorao ami tnkn a look at our K-f riser.itnr. Wotianillo mnroK'KxUiif thijfletcriptioti than anr ont bouse in the Unit"! btate. This fo one reason why our rric-jiro correct, tlnrcoltl Ir jir Kefrifteratora arociininz a reputation. 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Ilt nil rf 'e" r Kreo. I5STA1T REUIF. Final Lll VVcuml loda. M:.crr'iurij nupucre: I i,lU noFa'.ie nosil'po itorv. A ictim tr ej in T3ineTerirrem"tlr:hamlico roJ-a'tm-dwcuro th ch)ir will mall free " h a lellow mi retort. W ansa J. H. KKKVE3. Bo M90. H. V. CI tr. N.X W1HE. humane. s1rcni-. visible, orna:.iental. 8. C. N. U. 12-92 CooanoiBtlTea and people wno nave weak lanes or Asth- m:. should use Piso's Cure for I Consumption. It has cured thouasusda. it has notinlur- el una. It la not bad to take. it is the testcouch syrup. Sold eTerywhcre. SZc. GARFIELD TEA 1 m L l2W"rFXA H laV yy&8vAAir'-Ty ,,1,-,,-a,,. assal bbjbj a 111 "? m ii 4; -.v-l I A: e-iffc V '-I a; -.5 4,1 V .' -- -