The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, November 25, 1891, Image 4

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Esgltsh Girl (to Massachusetts gfrl,
visiting- in England) "Why is it la
'Anerlca that all the Southerners are so
polite and refined and all the Northern
ers are so vulgar?"
Massachusetts Girl Perhaps you are
net aware that I am a Northerner?"
English Girl "Ah! Then you can
tell me why it is so."
Massachusetts Girl "Possibly it is
fcecauf c the Southerners are descended
Irora the French and we Northerners
are descended from yon English."
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CfcOd, she cried forCBstorla,
McaaactoCaetoras,
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A Cllwpse or tlie Fwtare.
New Zcalandcr (sitting on broken
arch of London Bridge) "I don't see
anything that resembles your onco fa
mous St. Paul's Cathedral."
Londoner "The cathedral, sir, was
removed to the United States in the year
1803 and exhibited at the world's fair.
You can go to Chicago and see it for
twenty-five cents."
TIT'. All fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's
Great Werve Xesterer No fitsafter flrstaayi
vm. Marvelous cures. Treatise and 12.00 trial
bottle tree to Fit cases. Send to Dr. Kline. S31
Arch St.. Phlla. Pa.
It isn't the ttsval way
it's just tho reverse to pajr a
patient when you can't cure him.
Nevertheless, that's what's done by
the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy. They promise to
,pay you $500 if they can't cmro
your catarrh, no matter how bad
tho case. It isn't mere talk it's
business. You can satisfy yourself
of it, if you're interested. And you
ought to be, if you hare catarrh.
It's faith in their medicine that's
behind the offer. It has cured
thousands of the worst cases, where
everything else failed. Tom can be
cured, too. If you cart, you get
the money. They're willing to take
the risk you ought to, be glad to
take tho medicine.
It's the cheapen medicine you
can buy, because it's guaranieea to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
Tou only pay for the good yom
get. Can you ask more?
That's the peculiar plan all Dr.
Pierce's medicines are sold. oa.
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aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
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duced, pleasing to the taste and ac
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial m its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
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to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
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and $1 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
nay not have it on sad will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
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THANKSGIVING DAY.
The wheat la la the Mb, wife.
The corn la la the abode,
Aad eTry day the steers are fed
As stlddjr aa a clock;
There'a pleaty for the team, wife,
Aad plenty for the cowa, -r-
With pmaipklns piled upon the ground
Aad hay we couldn't house.
There'a sot a pis or chick, wife.
Bnt baa enough to cat;
Aad aee that flock of teenty birds
A feaatias at oar feet!
The cat Ja fat and allcV, wife.
-The dog lies In the sun :-
Well fed. and cocking tip hU oaM o.
To ketch a chance for fun.
The cellar's more than full, wife,
The pantry's double-lined;
Aad eT'rythlng well seed tbls year
We're pretty sure to find
There'a apples round and red, wife,
Aad some like yellow gold;
There'a clover honey on tbe shelf,
Aad cbeeae that wasn't sold.
The boys and girls will come, wife.
To dinner here to-day,
Aad bring tbelr children, big and small.
To feast, and romp, and play;
There'll be no vacant ehalr. wife.
We've never lost a one;
And la your eyes I see a light
That's warmer than tbe sun.
This la the day we tar, wife,
Aad count our blessings o'er.
And mebbe we're more than our share.
With sech a gen'rous store:
The love In your big heart, wife.
For everything below
That's suffering pain, or less an' grief,
Crowna all the rest, I know.
And bo we'll try to help, wife.
Our fellows as they need;
Aad mebbe we can look, and find
A critter we can feed;
For God wiU like it best, wife.
If In our homely way.
We mean to let the whole world share
In our Thanksgiving Day.
MR. SPINNER'S WARNIF.
T waa tfin Iav bA.
fl fmfl I fore Thanksgiving:,
f aft I Mr- Spinner's wife
Mblstraw I had sent htm to the
Jill Jj store early in the
rjakwTl - morning after a
aaT&ari ar lv do?en eggs, but he
had forgotten to
come back qnickly,
as she told him to
do, lounged around,
drank with the
boys, and it was
afternoon when he
started home, a
handkerchief full
, of ezgs in one hand.
ana a live tnncey,
Its legs fastened together by a cotton
string, in the other.
He had run in debt for it, for said ho:
JTrandy '11 be jnst as mad as hops
'cause she didn't get the eggs 'fore din
ner, an' mebbe this'll keep peace in the
family."
Between the store and home was a
large piece of newly cleared land that
consisted mostly of stumps. As Mr.
Spinner, in trying to miss one, tumbled
headlong over another, he muttered:
"la this blamed field wherever there
ain't one stump, there's two of 'em."
In this fall the turkey flopped itself
loose, and for the next hour played "hide
and seek" with him. Once he thought
he had it, but making a livoly spring, ho
tripped and fell, catching a black-jack
sapling instead of the turkey.
-Well, if this don't beat my time,"
said he; -don't know what M'randy'll
say, bnt it's the gospel truth, there's
more stumps than turkeys in this 'ere
field."
He was nearly exhausted when he
neared homo, and the turkey, now nearly
featherless. dodged in and out among
the girdled trees by tho house, with Mr;
Spinner hopelessly stumbling after it.
But when the door opened he threw his
bundle of eggs at the aggravating bird,
and gasped, -M'randy, I've brought jou
a Thanksgiving turkey."
You hev, hev you? 'Pears to me the
turkey' brought you: s'pose I've got to
get It 'fore I hev it " And after a sud
den bounce into the yard there was a
terrible squawking and scattering of
feathers, ending in a triumphant shov-
"Mirandy, I've brought
you a
Thanksgiving turkey."
fag of the captured bird under a box by
the fence.
"There! See what a woman can do!"
And jerking her husband around by his
collar, "Now I want to know where's
them eggs I sent after?"
"Don't, M'randy, don't" oegced tbe
subdued man; "I didn't mean to, but I
flung my handkerchief at that torment,
aa' the eggs was in it ".
"Oh! you you I wish I knew some-
thla' mean enough to call you you old
blizzard! Come 'Jong to your dinmr;
1'vea.good mind to let you starve to
oath."
Mr. Spinner followed her Into the
kitchen and sat down to tbe cold, pota
toes and molasses on the table, While
she went out to view her prospect for
Thanksgiving- A snddea piercing scream
from her brought him quickly to ner
side. '
Lordy Massy, M'randy, whatever is
the matter?"
"Look! look!" she said, pointing under
the half-raised box, where lay no tur
key, bnt a drabbled, sorry-looking opos-
Who done that?" asked he in a chok
ing voice.
Til tell yon Abe Spinner," answered
his wife, -nobody human done it You're
such a 'oraery la y, ao 'count numbskull
that I b'lieve, 'pon my 6oul, it's a
waraia'i"
la the meantime, od 'Bljah Bones
the colored preacher, was slipping along
outside the fence trying to hide the
stolen turkey with the skirts of his min
isterial coat -re Lord help dem what
helps demselves," J aid he. with a chuck
le. -Didn't seem as n-qiit I.ke 1 was
gwine to find a turkey 'raoug dese pore
white trash, bat 'pears like Providence
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--Shall I pHeuthls varmlat over th
fence?" asked Mr. 8plnner, as his wife
stood, arms akimbo, stafhg at the box.
-No, yon won't u big blunderhead;
you kill it anV'TM dress it; 'possum
cooked wlth'-sage an onion ain't to bo
BDPfiZfid a t
Mr. Spinner with his first blow laid
the little animal on the ground, a limp
and lifeless ball of fnr. Laying it care
fully on the bench, while his wife was
hunting a knife, he stood thoughtfully
waiting for her, when a rustling in the
leaes disturbed him. He looked at the
bench; It was empty; the oppossum was
making tracks across the field with re
markable activity for anything that was
dead.
With a terrified groan Mr. Spinner
fainted, rousing up only when his wife
emptlei the wash dish In his face, to
gurgle, -I didn't mean to M'randy, bnt
'twas too awf al to watch that dead var
mint runnin' off, an' I O'lleve It a sure
enough warnln,' an' I'm goin' to qnit
drinkln' an, cut a'l your stove wood'
that's what I am."
Yes, you will," said Mrs. Spinner, as
with her fcot she helped him from the
ground. -It's a good thing we've got a
warnln' for Thanksgivln', for we ain't
got nothtn' e'se." Texas Siftings.
A DUEL WITH CLAYMORES.
The Fatness fee Key CluUtoaajed
te a
Trial ef SUU.
The far-famed Bob Boy MacGregoi
was confessedly the best swordsman
of his day, says the Scottish Ameri
can. His celebrity for wielding the
claymore excited McNeil of Barra to
visit him for the express purpose of
trying his prowess. Barra was a
gentleman possessing the qualities
that endear a chief to his clan, with
the accomplishments which confer
acceptability in polished circles. On
arriving at Bob Boy's house the Mao
Neil chieftain found he was at Buch
anan attending a market, and thither
he repaired. He met several gentle
men on horseback on their way home,
and, accosting the nearest, begged to
know if Bob Boy was still At the 'fair.
Who inquires for Bob Boy?" in
quired a voice more remote.
NacNell of Barra," said the chief.
Bob Boy approached, announcing
himself, and, after exchanging salutes,
Barra said:
I have heard Bob Boy extolled as
the best swordsman of our times, and
have come a long journey to prove
whether he or I deserve that com
mendation."
"Chieftain of Barra," said Bob Boy,
I never sought a quarrel with any
man; and if it please you to think
yourself the better swordsman I have
no objection to your opinion."
This Is the language of fear," said
Barra.
Who dares to speak of fear to Boh
Boy MacGregor?" said MacOregor.
"Dismount, sir, and see if I'm afraid."
The chivalrous encounter immedi
ately commenced, and Bob Boy found
Barra nearly his match, but after
much dexterous play he wounded tbe
chieftain in the sword arm, so that he
was several months confined at Buch
anan. CuuwARTTAxiDEmcT Staffing a tur
key. New Hampshire.
There Is just now an over-cultivation
of the turkey crop. Rahway Advocate.
The raffle of the turkey Is heard la
the land DanwlIIe Breeze.
Whoever undertakes to devour poul
try without thoroughly plucking It Is
apt to feel down in the month. White
hall Times.
Fikst Turret Why didn't you ask to
be spared? Second Turkey Oh, I was
too excited. I quite lost my head, In fact
Where Ferygmaay Fle-utahes.
The Mormons who fled to Mexico
about five years ago are flourishing in
their new homes. They are settled a
little east of-Sierra Madre Mountains,
in about 30 degrees north latitude,
where fertile Casas Grandes Valley gives
them plenty of rich land to till Some
of these settlers made homes further
east, but they are retreating to the
larger settlements near the mountains,
where the climate is better and the crops
are easier to raise. Polygamous mar
riages are contracted there with Im
punity. Cawse far TBakagtvlar.
Sunday-school Teacher Willie, have
you had anything during the week to be
especially thankful for?
Willie Yes'm. Johnny Podgers
sprained his wrist, and I licked him for
the first time yesterday. Burlington
Free Press.
Fast Elevates
The warning comes from Bostoa that
fast elevators In big buildings are pro
ductive of heart disease.
In the process of going to sleep
some muscles, parts and senses be
come quiescent before others. It has
been said that sleep begins in tbe
feet, and, that therefore easy going to
sleep' depends first of all on bavinf
tbe feet warm and auiet. As to the
senses, the touch or feeling sleeps '
mostlightly. These remarks suggest
h ininim-M tn the nollceaman'a
methodmflRwakening they drunken j
leeper by clubhalg the soles of ;
was iLJasunct tnatieaio
it? It couldssnardlv have been a
thought Jffved from physiological
sciences
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Laafe feet;
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WILL BE POUND IN THIS DE
PARTMENT. Invest tea SareJaa en the raaaa-iFel
las? rwaapJilas te Rasa Keep Eeeaeattlcal
Cewa Dairy Keiea-The I'eaitry Xartf
aUaaeheM awl Kltcheo.
Xtew te SwcereS.
I MlE country mcr
1. Chant who usu
ally replenishes
nis stock once a
week takes from
the amount of
bis sales a sum
sufficient to pay
his expenses, and
invests the re
mainder in more
goods. If he can
buy more goods
than he has sold,
he usually docs
so, limiting him
self only by the
probable de
mands of his trade, and the capacity
of his warehouse to store the Roods.
If he did not or could not do this he
would find his trade falling off, and
customers leaving him until he might
justly complain that his business was
not profitable, and would not give
him a comfortable support.
But, says the American Cultivator,
how many fanners follow this method?
Do they, when their cash in hand ex
ceeds their expenses, invest it again
in the business that they best under
stand, and strive to be limited only
by the productive capacity of their
land F.nd stock, or do they place it in
some savings bank, where there are
high-salaried officials to guard it, and
to invest' it for them? Do they buy
bonds and stocks and shares in vari
ous companies, of whose management
they have neither knowledge nor
share?
Do they buy more land while that
which they already own is only
partially productive, because of in
sufficient expenditure of capital upon
it? Do they expend it for showy resi
dences, while their barns arc incon
venient and unfit for the proper
stabling of their stock? Do they buy
fine buggies when they have not good
working carts upon the farm, pianos
when they have more need of plows,
and cover their house floors with
costly carpets, while their fields are
barren from a lack of a sufficient cov
ering of manure.
Probably very few farmers are
guilty of all these mistakes in the
use of their capital, and there arc but
few who are free from all of them or
similar ones. It is true that the
farmer and the farmer's y4amlly
should have a right to all the con
veniences and many of the luxuries
enjoyed by the successful merchant,
but neither have a clear title to them
unless successful, and neither can at
tain a high grade of success if he does
not have sufficient capital in his busi
ness to conduct it properly, and each
should have a reserve fund in the
bank for emergencies when he can.
But he should use it when it will pay
in the business an interest fourfold
that paid by the bank.
When a thoroughbred or a high
grade cow will make a hundred'
dollars' worth jof butter, in a year, and
a scrub cow only makes forty dollars'
worth, while it costs but little more
to feed one thanr the other, money
invested in improved breeds of cows,
or in a pure male from which to raise
up a herd of grades, will pay better
returns to thedairymen than can
be obtained from bank stock or rail
road shares or Western farm mort
gages. When a small extra investment in
better seeds and more liberal manur
ing will increase the crop without in
creasing the labor of cultivation will
make an increase in the money re
turn four times as great as the. ex
penditure; when better tools will save
their cost in one season's labor, while
with care they will do good work for
five or ten years, then is the time
when the farmer can make money by
spending money.
When the expenditure of $25 or 935
per acre for tile drains will enable a
field that now yields less than 810
worth of poor grass a season to pro
duce $35 worth of the best, and fit it
for the growth of any crop that will
yield profitable returns, it is economy
to spend money, and so it is when a
similar sum or a smaller one will so
renovate an old pasture which now
only feeds about one cow upon six
acres, so that it will give more teed
and better for six times that number.
In short, every farmer should see
for himself the manner in which he
could improve his land, his buildings,
animals, tools or methods of work
ing, so that a dollar invested will be
placed at a better rate of interest
than any one else will pay him for ty.
If he doubles the producing capacity
of his land, it is better than it would
be to double the number of acres,
and if he spends his money judiciously,
and uses good judgment in managing
his business afterward, he has not
lost his money, but has changed an
idle dollar that only earned 5 cento
in a year for a lively one that will
earn 25 cents. And when he has
made such improvements that his
business is up to its full capacity, or
to the measure of his capacity as a
manager, than he may indulge in the
luxuries of lifaand may deliver over
his surplus profits to the bankers and
the speculators, to take care of or to
lose for him as he may choose.
LIVE STOCK.
Teed lac rampklas te Boga,
jfhe National Stockman says: The
farmer who is so fortunate as to have
a good supply of pumpkins has a valu
able food in them as a part ration for
his fattening hogs. It is claimed by
some that hogs will fatten on them
as their only food. We would not
care to risk the statement so far as to
undertake to fit a lot of hogs for mar
ket with them. We would feed as
many each day as the hogs would eat
up clean, and then give them all the
corn they would consume besides.
Young hogs with a ration of pumpkins
each day will stand a much longer
feeding on corn alone. There can be
no doubt that the mixed ration will
be much better assimilated than the
corn when fed alone. ' It is a wasteful
way of feeding, to throw but enough
corn or pumpkins, or both atone
time, to last the hogs two or three
days. Their food should be given
them 6weet and clean,. at least twice
a day.
Another plan of feeding pumpkins
to hogs that has been found to produce
excellent results, is to begin early in
the fall, while the fattening bogs are
in the pasture lots, give them all
they will eat as the supply lasts, then
begin with corn,
Pumpkins alone will fatten hogs
quite rapidly, but the irk from such
feeding i soft an: n. ih'sirable, and
needs a finishing with corn to make
it fliBtrClass.
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Pumpkins are cheaper than corn-
besides being a specially health giving
food, hence the fat and flesh added in
the beginning is more economically
produced and the profits proportion
ally increased;
The Dairy
Keep Eeeaeaaleal Cew
The cow for economy is one that
from a quantity of feed will produce
the most and best milk or butter.
This cow will not be anv larger than
is necessary to do her work and she
will not store up a lot of fat that will
be of no particular use to her owner.
She will cat much more feed than
a wasteful cow; but here one point
showing her real economy comes in;
while she cats more feed she gives a
larger per cent, in return than the
wasteful cow. and if we take a herd
of economical cows and compare it
with a larger herd of wasteful ones
we will only have to furnish the food
of support for the smaller herd while
we get as much milk or butter as the
larger herd gives. The difference be
tween keeping a herd of economical
cows and a wasteful herd may be the
difference between profit and loss; it
certainly will be a difference of a wide
margin in .the profits. The best is
the cheapest, whether it be cows,
feed or care, and the economical cow
is the best cow no matter what her
breed may be or whether she is of any
breed; for dairy work alone we must
look to the individuality of each cow.
Stockman and Farmer.
Dairy MoUia,
Calves fed milk like a drink of
water occasionally.
Provide a regular supply of salt
for your cows. Let them help them
selves. If the cow's teats get scratched or
cracked grease them after each milk
ing. We believe a regular time for milk
ing is more important than a regular
milker.
Cream that stands till there is a
green mould over it can never pro-duccgilt-cdgc
butter.
Remember that the eye often con
demns butter that would be relished
if put in neat packages.
In practice, one of the chief uses of
the milk tester is to mark the un
profitable cows for the butcher.
A scant supply of milk fresh from
the cow is a never-failing cure for
scours in calves fed upon skim milk.
Don't bo surprised that you do not
get as much cream as your neighbor
though your cows are the same breed
as his, if yours are on slough pasture
and his are on tame grass, fed hay J
and some grain. Feed has much to
do with the quality of milk.
THE POULTRY-YARD.
Why Cni Spoil.!
Eggs spoil of ineffectual attempt to
hatch. Whenever a fertilized egg is
raised to a temperature of 92 degrees
the hatching process begins, and
when the temperature falls much be
low tnis point the process ceases.
After three or four alterations of this
kind the embryo chick dies, and" the
rotting process begins. Now it is
evident that if the eggs were not fer
tilized the hatching would not begin,
neither would the rotting, and hence
there would be an absence of rotten
eggs. The remedy, therefore, is to
prevent fertilization of the eggs, and
this can be secured by the destruc
tion of the rooster.
Every rooster not intended especi
ally for breeding should be killed or
sold to the huckster as soon as big
enough to cat. Not over one rooster
should be kept on any farm, and that
one cooped and mated with not to
exceed ten hens, and the eggs from
those hens should be kept or sold ex
pressly for hatching. The other hens
should be kept especially for cegs for
market or table use, and no rooster
should ever be allowed among them.
On the ordinary farms about one
tenth of the fowls are roosters, which
is about nine times as many as there
can be any possible use for.
Unfertilized eggs are much sweeter
and better for table use, and will
keep from two to four times as long
as fertilized' ones. Hens not
kept with roosters will lay louger and
set less than others. It is safe to
say that in the United States alone
there arc 20,000,000 roosters, and that
19,000,000 of them area positive and
expensive nuisance, except for the
table at the right time. If these
roosters were killed and their places
supplied with hens, and each hen
laid 200 eggs per year, the aggregate
would be 3,800,000,000 worth 1 cent
each $38,000,000, every cent of which
would be clear net profit to the far
mer. Stock and Home.
THE HOUSEHOLD.
A Regular Allewaaect
One method would be the granting
to the wife of a stated weekly or
monthly allowance, for the household
and other uses, in proportion to the
income of the husband. To the man
who says, "But I cannot pay my wife
like a servant," the answer must be,
Certainly not." She Is a partner,
and as such is entilted to a share in
the dividends. To the end that she
may make the best use of such moneys
she should know what she is to ex
pect each week. Undoubtedly, the
ideal remedy is perfect trust, confi
dence and a higher moral develop
ment of both men and women; but
while mankind is moving steadily on
to this, the weaker must bealways-go-ing
to the wall for the lack of a pro
tecting hand.
No woman .atught to marry without
having some understanding with her
future husband on this point. She
need not take pencil and make him
set down the exact figures of her
weekly allowance, but should let him
thoroughly understand that she ex
pects one. Any young girl should
beware of the man who considers wo
men irresponsible creatures; for, no
matter how tender and considerate
the master may be, no enlightened
human being is a 6lave. Farmers'
Advocate.
THE KITCHEN.
Ceeftuaa;
Fbied Lamb Chops. Lay the chops
in beaten eggs; lift them out and
sprinkle with sifted bread crumbs;
season with salt and pepper and fry in
hot lard.
Deviled Oysters. Wipe dry and
lay in a fiat dish, season with melted
butter, pepper and lemon juice, roll
in cracker crumbs, then in beaten
eggs and fry in hot butter.
Coffee Bolls. Take one quart of
bread dough and mix with it one-half
cup of sugar, one-quarter of a cup of
butter, two cups of dried currants;
make into small rolls, dip into melted
butter, place in tins, let rise and bake.
Waffles. One pint of sweet "milk,
two cgg, one pint of flour, half a cup
of butter, one teaspoonful of cream
tartar, a half-teaspoonful of soda, a
pinch of salt. Bake in waffle-irons
well heated.
CUT OF? FROM HUMAN (
QPETY.
Lewety. Uvea ef Mm Whe Gear
aeatal Beltway Tracha.
After ntahtfal', a'ong 3,000 mi'es of
the Canadian Pacific Ballroad, no mat
ter how bare the prairie nor how wild or
desolate the mountain or lake shore, aay
one standiag on the rear p'atform can
see every few miles a lantern in the
hands of a track-walker, who, after the
train passes, resumes his.dnty along tho
track. -.
- It Is a rale on this road that after the
passage of each train tin roadway shall
be carefully inspected, and particularly
the bridges for fear that ;omo .'park
f.ora tho lo.omotive may have cet fire to
them Along hundreds of miles be
tween Ottawa and Winnipeg, over tho
prairies of AssJulbuino and Alberta, and
through taa mountain range far west,
the humble hat of thj railroad track
repairer or guard !s o'ton the only hu
man habitation that is seen for lonj
strekhes.
In tbe wild region north of Lake Sa
por or one sees these log cabins every
few miles. Cftcn tho dmployo has a
fatnl y, who lives with him in this al
most uninhabitable country, practically
cut off frt-m human soe'ety.
The log ab'ns are only one story high,
and very low at that There Is no sUn
of a garden near th-'m, abd all supplioi
aro brought by tbo trains.
Sometimes t is neccs-ary for the men
to travel tw.-nty to thirty miles to per
form a task a s'gncd them, and for those
Journeys they use tho railroad bicycle, a
contrivance with two wheels to fit the
rails. A sQat is rigged between them,
and a lever Imparts motion to the small
ccgwhools, which rapidly turn the
wheels on the track.
The men can easily travel twelve to
fiftcon miles an hour on thes? little ma
chines. When thoy hear a train c minr,
off they jump, take their bicycles off
tbe track, and no sooner has the train
passed than they resume the r jonrnoy.
The lives of these railroad hands are
particularly 'oneso:no and unenviable
Tho women who share the solitary lot of
the track-walkers must find II fo ery
dull. If th?y care anything for the co-n
pa.iionitrp of their own sex. Probably
many of them do not see another woman
for six months at a time, except through
the car windows as the trains whiz past
At the Harvest of Death
Mneh grain is prematurely reaped by tbe
Berths of dlseass that might bare ripened to
a golden maturity if "minor' bodily troubles
bad been attended to in time. Nothing is
truer than this bo lily ailments not only grow
npaeo but beget one another. Thus billions
ness. constipation, dyspepsia follow claae on
tbe heels of one another, flourish together, tbe
one perpetuating tho other, and begetting a nu
merous progony of later ailments more or
less severe si their causa is more or less dis
regarded and neglected. Incipient rheumatism,
malaria andBliut" inactivity of the kidnoys,
of what djalsastertbeyara the cautwhen
but slighter no attention ispald to their early
iraxninevT Check these -arbor" ailments with
' Stomach Bitfera and forpatall tho
irmble reaper, wbezasta ta'forfeilareor
s the peialtv fosregaidbik the means of
iresenrlng-Jc. s' '
JL C.
Mhttulajrkct,
A
A curious-fact revealed bylho figures
of the repent ctoins, is thatwhile there
are in-Cnu Unftco' Statethrco cities of
over l,G00,nOjpinhabitahts each, ono of
between Jb00,0C0 and 900,00. thrcu or
bctwccnMOO.ooo and r.03,000 each and
nine of between 200,000 and 300,003
each, there is not a single ono having
between 3C0.0C0 and 400.C03 inhabit
ants. Tbe Only One liver Jrlnted Caa Yew
1 Intl the Word?
There is a 3-inch display advertisement
In this paper this week, which has no two
words alile except one worth The same Is
true of ciich new one appearing each week
from The lr. Ilarter Medicine Co. This
house places a "Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word, and they will
return you book, ncAcnrci. ixrnoGRAras,
or SAMTLES FKEB
Horrible!
Pipkin "Weeks was blackballed at
the last meeting of tho Sangus branch
of tho Society for tho Prevention of
Cruelty to Animal:?."
Potts "Any cause assigned?"
Pipkin "A member denounced liira
for making a speech in which lie advo
cated throwing 'Physic to tho Dogs.' "
Imitation is always endorsement.
The church should remember this when
it thinks of going into the show busi
ness to raise money.
Real good never shrinks from any
kind of a test.
A Warning Word
To s'l who suffer from ciUrrb, whether In tmi I or
treat Jo ree:
Do not allew tats trer.cberou disease to continue
itfc rocrse tin! eeded and unchecked. It Is liable to
develop 1 ti b-onrhitis. or consumption, ttist most
dreade.t dostroy rtf human li e.
Cat irrli is a dlseise of tne sjstem. an 1 not slra
p'T o! the nose a id throat. Tbe b ood reaches rTerr
part f tbo STat ni. Therefore the pr -per way to
nrrtarrti is to take a remedy which Will reach
the disease throrgh the blood. This Is just wlist
Hood's Sarsipsnlla does, and this is Pie secret o.
its success ia enniw ctarrb. It expels the tcrof
uImis ta ntwhlch raise and sustains catarrh, and
ft Ten -hat health tjne to the while system before
wbirh disea.'-o rannct maintain its bold. If you
tuner from catarrh, try
Hood's Sarsaparilla
fold by all dnmrists. ft : sis for S3. Prepared only
ly C. 1. HOOD CO. Apotherar.es. Lowell. Mass.
IOO Doses- One Dollar
SHILOH'S
CONSUMPTION
CURE.
The snoeea of this Great Cough Care k
whhoat a parallel in the history of asedieiwe.
All dragRisU are aathorued to tell it oa a poa.
JoVe gaaraatee. a test that no other care can sac
cessfully stand. That it may become known,
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, an
placing a Sample Bottle Tree into every home
at tbe United States and Canada. If yoa hare
a Coogb, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, ate it, far
it will care yoa. If your child has tbe Croap,
or Whooping Cough, use it promptly, aad rent!
tare. If yoa dread that iatsdioas dssraaa
ConsBBiption, ase it. Ask yoar Druggist for
SHILOH'S CURE, Price lo cts., 50 cts. aa
fl.oo. If yoar Langs are sore or Back Ibbbbj
taw Shiloh's Pocoaa Platter. Price S da.
Laaviimg;cara hick isaswacnet
ipwiissucaigt "f1""!
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lOTY LIVER PIIXS
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ExBctiatMsJuramtatbtoawrder.
Ely's Crui Bah.
istaa acst ramsdy fordUUrm
aaftcrins fross
COLD IN HEAD
CATARRH.
Apply Balm lato each nostril.
EUrBBOS. 5 Warm SUN.T.
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I I I I m" hl UI.K fur PlLtSL
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GARFIELD TEA
WISE AND OTHERWISE.
EiiFtOTatzirr Is the greatest foe to
vice.
More people are overworked than are
overpaid.
Grass widows are not exempt from
hay fever.
A bTOXory poet forgets that he is
hungry while he Is reading his own
poetry.
Evert tree id the country is at this
time of tho year one of the Lord's bou
quets. A no's idea of a parlor probably is
that it has a pig mud puddle in the cen
ter of it
Ost. peculiarity of tho skin of an ani
mal is that the fur side is the near side
to you.
Ca.vtor oii. is said to be the best med
icine there is. Curiously enough, It Is
the worst to take.
Btatb or Onto. Crrr or Tolxso. i
Lccas Cocbtt. , f "
Fbax J. Cuknbt makes oath that he fa the
senior rartner of the arm of F. JChkckt A
Co .doing business in the City of Toledo, County
anil Stato aforrsaid, and that said Irm win pay
the snm of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS (or
each and every ease of Catabbb that cannot U
cured by the use of Hiu'i Catarbii Cobb.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn to before ma and subscribed in my
presence, this Gib. day of December. A. D. 1888.
, -- , A. W. GLEASON.
seal. 1 Notary Pufclia.
Hall's Catarrh Core fa takes internally, and
acts directly on the blood aBdmueona surfaces
of tbo system. Send for testimonials, free.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, Ok
Jta-Sold by druggists, 75c
Matrimonial Ctefc House.
A matrimonial club-house is among
recent innovations in a European city.
It is a largo, roomy building, divided in
to several apartments, In one of which
portraits of each woman subscriber are
exhibited, with descriptions of her age,
ta ents, fortune, co'or of hair, eyes, eta,
si e of hands and fcot, and mcasure
irents of tho busts, and general con
tour. Thcro is also a brief account of
her life
In another room are the portraits of
men candidates for connubial bliss
A general reading room provides a
medium for mutual moet'ng, and Is pre
side I .ver by an ancient dame who knits
Interminable stockings. There are a'so
private rooms fcr more confidential tete
a tetes.
Ono of tho curious rules of the place
is that ladies only may enter the room
where tho men's portraits are, and men
only are admitted to tho women's gallery-
They must meet in the common
room. Tho establishment Is conducted
on moral principles, and the number of
matches on its books approximate 1,000.
Wonderful Strength of Fleas.
Fleas aro possessed of great strength.
Mou Act tells of a mechanic who made a
gold chain live inches in length which a
pet flea could easily drag about on any
smooth surface. Vigley writes of a
watchmaker on the Strand, London,
who had an Ivory four-wheeled chariot,
with a coachman on the box, all of
which was drawn with ease by his
trained Ilea, "Dick." Tho same man
afterwards made a carriage with six
horses, a coachman, four persons in
side, two footmen behind, and a postil
ion on one of the horses, all drawn by a
single flea.
Latriclla mentions a flea which
dragged a silver cannon of twenty-four
tin-.c- its own weight, and showed no
fear when tho tiny piece was charged
with gunpowder and lircd oil. Kcne
also says that he once saw thrco (leas
dra? an omnibus, a pair dragging a
chariot, and a single one pulling a brass
cannon mounted on wheels.
ScnffilBc fur Dollars.
To get the dollars we bave to scuffle for
them no mistake about that; bnt there are
different ways of going about It. and If you
are not satNticd with your progress at pres
ent, then write to II. F. Johnson & Co..
Richmond, Va., who can give you a good
pointer or two. Read carefully their ad
vertisement In another column, and write
them at once. "The early bird," etc.
Suftpicious.
Kowno Do IJout "I'm sorry to know
Stcdltnan has got to drinking so hard of
lato."
llyand Lowe "Why, you don't mean
to say you saw him intoxicated?"
Kowno Do Ilout "Xo; but I met him
coming out of a Turkish bath at S
o'clock in tho morning."
Tin: nicest thing in the world is to
sec a young man who is good to his
mother.
Tiikrk are somo big churches which
have very small front doors.
'. have mftVred with catarrh in my head for year.
and paid out hundred of dollars for mejfclres.
t ut nave heretofore receiv-d oa!y temporary rtlixf.
Ilood's Sarasparilla helped me so much fiat my
catarrh is nearly cured, the weakness of my body ia
all cone, my sppettte is good in fact. L leel like an
other peroa. U -od's Saraapsrilla is the best med
icine I hare eTer taken." Mas. A. Ccxxmguau.
Providet-c. R. I.
"For several years I hare ben troubled with
that terribly disagrreable disease, catarrh. I
took Ilocd's Sareaparilla with the very best
results. It cured me of that conUnual dropping
in say throat and stuffed up feeling. It has also
helped iny mother, who has taken it for run down
tate of health sal kidney trouble lbs. 8. P.
IIxatb. Putnam. Cona.
Sold by all drusaiatt. 1 1 : sir for i Prepared only
by a I. HOOD k CO. Apothecarie?. Lowell. Mass.
IOO Doses One Dollar
PENN
Yon can here get more life
insurance, of abetter quality,
MUTUAL
on easier terms, at Ie3s
cost than elsewhere.
LIFE
Address
921-3-5 Chestnut St., Phflad'a.
BORE
T "OHIO
WELL DRILL
WELLS
with nsr rarnaaa WeH
MarUafry. The coir
nrf act atlf cleanfna: aad
last-droppta tools in oast.
LOOMIS 4 NTHMH.
Tirn. oHisx.
DETECTIVES
Wasvd la trrtj Cmsij I xl Is tk fm Bmte aarr
iBMraetiM tnm Cspt. Gruiii. n C&M t P.mtlr or
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Srsaaaa Vcleeuva Bareaa c. h Arcaar. Luucaau. u.
mi an " rnii'r w.noHHis,
LTICraCMwIw! Waahliioii, B.C.
Successfully Prosecutes, Claims.
LatiPrlnclpal Examiner O S. Pension Bureau.
3yrsln last irax, 15 abjudicating claims, ally since.
FAT FOLIS REIUCED
Vv rf " ' Mapia, wseoa. . w"?
I HI I 1 "iv aaaSaDDonnda. bow it is ND.
a redaction of 136 lha." For cirrnlan addnM, with fc
DrTtt W .F.8NYUK8. H VlksaraTfcsatia, Caicaao.il.
VARICOCELE,
Harrows Debility, Vital
Waarnws.stc. ABSOLUTS LIKE
CUBE. Ha failure, as pata. ao
aa bussouc, Qvacxs Kzrosza
10
iss pass book snriBZ-psracniara,
Dr. IT. E. WOOD. 3 B Taa
.Chicago. 111.
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rcommlssirauto handle the New Patent Chemical
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S3 1.
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SOLICITORS
DATas?llTBt.tecklr obtained.
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TSo at'a
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rs disabled. K tee for Increase.
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as BsHsa. WaasxxsToa-. D. C- at Ctj
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A month and board, or htghect com
8.1-Mn.i -nd S3 !jrs' cred t to ce -M
1'. W. Zlegier & Co- Sr. Locu. Mo-
WEAK
Uxm and Woxsx. f oa any al mnt
wtiataTer. send lor a HEALTH HCLMCB.
rata. Vr.4..DXfkpwuM. tu y.
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Tho k ftte
nan at lajMeBV-oo-thw-HodaOfA.
N. Y. j
DyspwDSla.
named Captain A. G. Pareta, who
has written na a letter in which it
is evident that he has anadetiplalJ
mind concerning some thiaga; and
this is what he saya: . 1
"I have used yoar preparation
called Augnst Flower in aryfamil
for seven or eight years. "--
stantly in my house, and we consider
it the best remedy for Iwlieatks,
and Constipation we
IndlgMtlon. have ever used or
known. M wife is
troubled with Dyspepsia, and at
times suffers very muchaiter eating.
The August Flower, however, rC
lieves the difficulty. My wife fre
quently says to me when I am going
to town, 'Weareout
Constipation of August Flower,
and I thinkyou had
bettergetanother bottle.' I am also
troubled with Indigestion, and when
ever I am, I take one or two -
spoonfuls before eating, for a day or
two, and all trouble is removed.
Rf
It Cwrea CoMa. i
M, Cowans. Sara Tliroat. Proap.
, 11 hoopiBK Coua-b, Bronchitis ant
A certain cure for ConoimptioB in flns
InHueaxa.
ariATt-B. uiii mrv relief in .uivnnrea stMjg. Ih
Aaikmai A M
At nn.f. Ton will nee m eent eOtct ani
taklnc the Unit lic. Sold bf deal! ierywUnw
Lugo Done. cenu ana vijuv
DR. N. E. WOOD;
Th9 wpll-known fonn-Tor of tho Slotrx City
Saaitarium and Snrcical Institute and for tea
rears tho loading am' moet successful specialist
of the west, now Presidont and chief of tha
medical faculty of the 1
CHICAGO
has returned to SionClty.n4 maybe
consulted ut Itis old otf.ee. 4 lit Vlflb,
Street, where ho i still treating
with, bis great skill aad
success all
Deformities and Weaknesses of
Men and Women,
Assisted bra full staff of Eminent Specialists.
Kidney and Bladder Diseases,
nriKht'tdisens, Diabetes and kindnnl mnlodiea
trer.todftnd cured effected in thoutanda of case
that hud boon pronounced bojond hope.
NervOUS DIseaseS.-Taricocele, nydro
eelo, lios of BcxuallN.virer and nil diiea-" C
th3 cenito-nrinary onrans, speedily nndporma
nontiycured. No rissa incurred. Modi cino sent
fro from obeenatioa to all yoit of the United
States.
Female Diseases .positiroiy cored by a
never failing method. A homo treatment en
tirely harmless and easily applied. Consultation,
free aad 6trictly confidential.
Dr. Wood, " twenty years exporiene ha
perfected the mt infallible method of curinr
Vital D-nin in Urine. Nocturnal Looso. Im
paired MHmory.Weak Back.3Ielancholy, Wnntof
Energy. Premature l(M:lineof the Manly Fowera
if consult I before Idiocy, insanity, fnllina; ntf
or total impotenry results. Thess terrible dis
orders arising fromruinons practices of yonth.
blighting the most radiant hopes, unfitting
patients for business, study, eociotyor marriage,
annually sweeping to an untimely grava
thousands of young mea of exalted talent
and brilliantintftUecfc
PileSCured without pain. kalfaorcanterB.
Marriaee. Married persons or young men
contemplating marriage, awaro of physical weaav
ness. loss of procrnatire powers, im potency or
any othe.- disqualifications, speedily restored.
Free Examination of the. Urine.--
Each per on applying for MedicU Ireatment
should send or bring an ounco of their urine,
which will receive a careful Chemical aad Micro
scopical examination.
Wonderful Cures, Perfected fool
ca.os which have been neglected or nnskillfnlls
treated. No experiments or failures. Parties
treated by mail and express, but whT possible
a ie8onal consultation ia preferred. Cnrabls)
caies guaranteed.
OCases and Correspondence confidential.
Treatment sent C.O.D. to any part of tho U. U.
List of quest ions and 04 PAGE BOOK free.
Address with 4 cunts postage.
Dr. M. E. WOOD,
413 Fifth St., SIOUX CITY. IOWA.
THE
ONLY TRUE
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TONIC
will pnrlfy BIiOOD, reralata
KIDNEYS rcraore LIVES
uisrlcr.bu!I! strength. renew
appeuie, reniure iieallli ana
viKororyouin. Dype;sla
wuiKesuon. inai urea icei
loffal3olntelr eradicated.
iina origntened, riraia
power increases,
bones, iierrci. mil.
clcs, rtcel c new force.
Suffering from complaints pe
culiar to their sex, mlns It. nna
rose bloom on checks, bcautlacs Complexion.
Sold CTerywhcrc. All genuine pocls bur
,'CrCTeenU, SendnsiScentstauipior32-pasa
pamphlet.
Ot. HAUTE MEDICINE CO.. St Louts, tto.
$150 lo $200
We wint a wli awake.
lumpftt rrnn or Truni'xn in 1
thy county in the V V.l
A MONTH.
toiitr!urenn uritrie:
BotMilyri:iiiirllt-
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medicine ordicapjewelrjr. r''nlnl ijriiiiiir fr!
tho rifht perton Uood Jola arc scarce
ae4 aa I srall longr far takers. I-tin if!
you can pare lut a fw Lnr a wr-r-. writ Bt i
once to B. JUHNXJN . Ki hi ion.l. Va .
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