The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, July 22, 1891, Image 4
ratttHfflBaSSCEBeBS he II r '. te H : N . s? : 1! ! 8 Ze WHEN DAY WAS DONE. ST IHJSBE CHAXDUEB MOCLTOK, Ifce clouds that watcbel In the West bare fled ; The sna baa set and the moon is mgn; Aad nothing it left of tbo day that is dead, 8aT0 a fair white ghost in the Eastern sky. When the day was dying ire knelt and yearned. And hoped and prayed till its last breath died ; But ainoe to a radiant ghost it baa turned. Shall we rest with that white grace satisfied? Oae fair gbost smiles with a pale, cold smile. As mocking as life and as hopeless as death Shall passionless beauty like this beguile? Who lores a ghost without feeling or breath? I remember a maiden as fair to see, Who once was all ve. with a heart like Jane ; She died, but ber spirit wanders free. And charms men's souls to the old mad tune. Warm rbe was, in ber life's glad day. Warm and fair, and faithful and sweet ; A man might have thrown a kingdom away To kneel and lore at ber girlish feet. But the night came down and ber day waa done; Hoping and dreaming were over for aye ; And then ber career as a gbost was legun Cold she shone, like the moon on high. For maiden or moon shall a lire man yearn? Shall a breathing man lore a gbost without breath? Ebine. moon, and chill us, you cannot burn ; Go homo, Girl-Ghost, to your kingdom of death. HER SECRET. When that particularly shrewd and businesslike young man, Mr. Thomas Partington, joined himself in marriage to Ada, relict of the late Isaac Abra hams, his friends evinced considerable surprise at the step. The widow was, indeed, as they admitted, young and fascinating, and had, moreover, inheri ted .1 very substantial fortune from her previous husband. But then she was dreadfully extravagant in hor habits, and had lately developed a perfect mania for gambling. In fact, her losses on the turf and at the card tables were becoming quite the talk of society, and it is certain that even during the short period which elapsed between her first husband's death and the date of her second mar riage her fortune must have been ma terially diminished by the drains she made upon it In another year or two at her present rate she would, so Tom's friends said, run through it altogether, and then ho would find himself in the unenviable position of having to sup port a recklessly spendthrift wife en tirely out of his own pocket. A few of his greatest intimates im pressed this upon him before he took the final plunge, and urged him to back out of-his engagemet ere it was yet too lata But Tom turned a deaf ear to their advice. He was very much in love with the charming widow. And, besides, he entertained a strong hope that after their union he should be able to reform, or at least control, his wife's extravagance. Instead, therefore of trying to cry off the match, he hurried itforward to the best of his ability, in order that she might have as short an interval as possible in which to enjoy the unchecked expenditure of her money. But when he was married to the lady he found that his hope of being able to reform her had been decidedly chim erical. Self willed and headstrong, she would scarcely endure advice, much less any semblence of restraint So, after a few months of useless remons trance, he gave up all attempt at gen uine reformation as a bad job, and had to content himself with showing- silent disapproval of her extravagances or with throwing in their way such feeble obstacles as he could. These were slight enough, for her fortune was en tirely at her own control. Still they were not quite fruitless. And as time went on, people noticed that Mrs. Partington's gambling trans- actions were ou a much smaller scale. Her best friends began to hoie that the instincts of the mother were beginning to assert themselves over the cravings of the gabbler, and that it was thonght for the little one whom she was soon expecting that thus checked her in her caresr of mad extravagance It is cer tain at any rate, that, as time went for ward, she grew every day more out of spirits, and nothing was more likely for, with all her faults, she was a. soft hearted woman than that she should be fretting over past selfish extrava gance, as a sort of robbery perpetrated on her unborn off-spring. Perhaps, also, her weakened physical condition contributed its quota to this altered frame of mind. But whatever the rea sons may have been, the fact was un doubtedly there. And each day the once lighthearted and reckless woman grew more moody and depressed. Tom appeared to notice this change in his wife. His manner toward her, always kind and attentive, became ac tually tender in its consideration, and he tried his hardest to soothe away her gathering depression of spirits. He was not able to be with her much in the day time, for, shortly after his mar riage, being tired of having nothing to do, he had put some of his money into "business" in the city, where his con stant presence was now required; but he regularly spent his evenings at home, hardly ever going to the theater or to his club. His wife seemed to feel his consider ate tenderness very deeply, for several times as he sat beside her of an even ing, with his arms thrown caressingly around her, she suddenly buried her face on his shoulder and burst into tears like one whose remorse is awak ened by unmerited and unlooked for kindness. Ou each of these occasions Tom felt by a certain subtle and in palpable instinct that his wife was on the very verge of making some confes sionperhaps of sorrow and regret for her defiant attitude toward him in the past. But although by his comforting words and soothing caresses he did his best to invite her confidence, the con fession which he felt to be hanging ou her lips never issued from them. Meanwhile, what was so clear to her husband did not escape the notice of Mrs. Partington's female friends. Of these she had many, but by far the most favored and confidential of them was Mrs. Brandon, an old schoolfellow with whom she had kept up a lifelong intimacy. Mrs. Brandon, who was at once a very lively and a highly sensible lady, had, at an early period, detected the unusual gloom which had come over her friend's manner, and rallied her upon taking her new position so seri ouslv. "My dear Ada," she said at last in the eonrse of an afternoon call, dnrinar which Mrs. Partington had been more dull than ever, l snouia never have encouraged yon to accept Tom if I had - foreseen what a deplorable effect your second dose of matrimony would have upon you. Do yon know that in the "twenty aunutes I have been here, the only original observation yon have made was to ask me whether I had enough sugar. What is the matter with yon to day?" Mrs. Partington muttered something about b "bad headache." "But have yon always a bad headache Bowadays?" continued Mrs. Brandon, Btore ssrioBsly. "I should not have al ladedtothe subject if this were the first faate that I have seen yon thus. Bat for weeks I have observed yon growing Btore and more gloomy and de pressed. Tow are getting quite unlike yonr old self, and I cannot help feeling tenamur uneasy about yon. What does To Mrs. Brandon's surprise her friend, instead of answering, only burst into tears and baned her face Lin ber hand-; "Very easily, my pet, ne answered, kerchief. Evidently, thonght Mrs. kissing her forehead, "seeing that the Brandon, the once gay and sprightly founder and proprietor of the ganib Ada Ttsatft was very changed indeed. ' ling ctnb where you lut yonr money is "Com, Ada," she said, drawing her no other than niy-elf !" loser, bm taking esc of herl friend's bands, "yon have aomettung on your aiad. I thoagfct so before; bow I am aire of it Tell bm all about it It will do yon good to confide in someone, and you and I have never had a secret from one another during the last twenty years. Is it anvthing to do with Tom ?" "No, no indeed it isn't ! Pray don't think that!" sobbed Mrs. Partington. "Well, that's Mrs. Brandon, something to do a mercy i observed Then it must be with yourself. What isit?" There was a short pause, during which Mrs. Partington's sobs slightly subsided. "Nell," she said presently, "it is all your fault" "My fault, dear!" exclaimed Mrs. Brandon. "Your fault," repeated Mrs. Parting ton. "It has all come of your introduc ing me to that hateful Pompadour Club. Oh, how I wish I had never entered the place!" "You don't mean to say " Mrs. Brandon paused and looked at her friend. "I mean to say that, unknown to Tom, I have been playing there every afternoon, and losing constantly, until oh, Nell, promise swear that you will not tell Tom this!" "Of course not Have we ever be trayed one another's confidence, dear? But you must promise me something, too. Promise that you will tell Tom. "I? Oh, Nell, you don't know what you are asking. You have not heard all yet I would not have Tom know it for the world. Bather than hat I would " Mrs. Partington's sobs had burst forth again with renewed force. Sud denly she sank back on the sofa with a cry of pain which alarmed her friend. Perceiving that she was really ill Mm Brandon summoned assistance. Many minutes did not elapse before one of the servants was hurrying off for a doctor. Very shortly after the arrival of that functionary, Mrs. Brandon herself left She drove direct to the club where Tom Partington occasionally called of an afternoon on his way home from the city. By good luck he was there now, and the message which Mrs. Brandon sent in quickly brought him to her car riage door. A very few words passed between them, but enough to make Tom's face grow to twice its normal length. I will be off at once, he said. Do," replied Mrs. Brandon. "But mind, not a word yet! Not until she is quite well again." Trust me! cried Tom. He was al ready hailing a passing hansom, and with a hurried bow to Mrs. .Brandon he jumped into it when he reached home be sprane up the steps and rang the doorbell sharply. It was opened in about half a second by the cook, who, with a look of deep im portance on her face, gasped out: "Please, sir, will you be as quiet as pos sible. And and it's a boy!" Before her bewildered master had time to make any inquiries relative to this information the doctor, who had been descending the stairs when he en tered, came np to him and shook him by the hand. "I must congratulate you, my dear sir," he said, "on the birth of a remark ably fine son. I am glad to tell you, tool that Mrs. Partington is going on as well as can be expected. But she is naturally very weak. So if you go to see her do not stop more than a minute or allow her to talk. Anything cal culated to excite ner must oe most care fully avoided. I will call in again later and see how she is progressing." Under these circumstances Mr. Part- incton was compelled to abandon for the j present the hope which he had enter- tained of inducing his wife to confide to him the trouble which seemed to have recently oppressed her. He accordingly restrained his patience as best he could, and waited until her strength should return. At the end of the week, how ever, it was evident that-Mrs. Parting ton was only mending very slowly, and the doctor was by no means satisfied with her progress. Indeed, he expressed his conviction to the husband that some thing was weighing on his patient's mind, the removal of which was es sential to her complete recovery. After this Tom resolved to endeavor at the earliest opportunity to come to an un derstanding with his wife. So, on the same afternoon, as he sat by his wife's bedside, with one of her hsnds in his, he said kindly, "Ada, my dear, you have something on your mind." A quick flush overspread her pale face, and she averted her gaze, mur muring in a confused tone, "What makes you fancy that, Tom?" "The eyes of love are quick to see such things," replied her husband ten derly, as he stroked her head with his disengaged hand. "Did you think I failed to remark it just now, when, as your glance fell on the little one there, a groan escaped your lips? And you have shown by many other signs that something is troubling you." "Oh, Tom," she cried suddenly, leaning forward and hiding her face on his shoulders. "You will not speak so kindly when you know the truth. Yet I must tell you my my husband. You have been so kind and gentle that I cannot deceive you any longer, but try, Tom," pleadingly "not to be very angry with me." "There is no fear of that," said Tom encouragingly. "Come, little woman, let ns have the murder out" "Ah, you do not know what it is," she went on in remorseful tones "else you would not treat it so lightly. Oh, Tom, Tom, I I have lost my fortune." "How did you manage that?" he asked quietly. "You may well put such a question," she continued in a voice broken by fre quent sobs. "Yon may well fail to un derstand my folly and madness. Oh, Tom, Tom, although I used to set you at defiance in the matter of gambling, yet your open remonstrance and silent disapproval in time began to Tex my impatient heart And when I discov ered a secret gambling club, where I could indulge my insatiable passion without your knowledge, I at once be gan to frequent it The game was rou lette the one of all .others in which I had always longed to join. I gave my self up to its fascination, and staking wildly incurred heavy losses day after ' day. Then, as my fortune rapidly di minished, and time went on, and thoughts of the little one whom I was soon to bear were brought home to me, a chord of motherly feeling was touched within me, and I hated myself for ray wicked folly in having robbed my child. "I Towed I would win back all that I had lost, and with that intention (for my strange gambler's craving was somehow dying away) staked heavily at the tables. But my endeavor was nothing else than throwing good money 'after bad. I lost lost lost nntil my whole fortune was gone. Do not" very piteonsly "do not reproach me, Tom. My own heart is reproaching me al ready, almost more than I can bear." "My darling," he replied, "I have no thought of reproaching you. If I had meant to do that I should have done it before this, for I have known all about (it a long while." "You have known all about it a long while!" she cried. I raising her tearful eyes wouderingly to J his. "Oh, Tom how did you find out?" bus regat-aea mm in speechless amazement He went oa to explaia hiamU farther: "Yea. It is quite true. Whea I found that advice and remonstrance were lost on yon, my dear, I had to look about for another method of saving yon from the effects of yonr folly. And the starting of that private gambling club was the method which occurred to me. It took some working out of details and the employment of a good bit of capital to get the thing properly afloat Bnt I enlisted the services of a competent agent, whom I paid well, and under took to indomnify in case the club were found out by the police. It had not been discovered, nor now ever will be; for, its object having been gained, the establishment is finally closed. There, Ada, that is enough to enable you to grasp the truth. But tell me are yom sorry to learn that all the money which yon lost has passed back into my hands?" "Sorry!" she ejaculated, raising her self in bed and wreathing her arms round his neck in a joyful, fond em brace. "Oh, Tom. how kind and gocd and clever you are! I can never love or tfaauk you enough." Tom Partington gave the most con vincing proof that he could have given, of his belief in the sincerity of his wife's repentonce. He handed back to her the whole of her money without condition or reerva: ion, and has never had causa to regret it. Boston Courier. An Jntllienaab'e Tree. A line old patriaiclt of a hickory, standing upon a bare, wind-swept hill side, was blown down the other day, at.d the little nut lovers of tho neigh borhood were loud in their lamenta tion?. Fur the hoary old tree, with a trunk five or six feet thiotigh, wide spread branches and hight of perhaps 150 feet, never failed to rain down every autnmu upon the children a l er feet deluge of nuts, sound and rich and sweet It was amusing, yet pitiful, to see them swarm about their prostrate giant friend and bewail his hard fate. Great pieces of the shaggy bark were carried away and stored in "play houses" as shelves and mementoes by the girls and the boys came to petition my father for bits of the wood to make handles for their "little hatchets," axes, etc Besides their value as nut-beating trees and since nut culture is assum ing such importance this is great the hickories are among the most useful and valuable trees in the world. The wood which some of these trees yield has no superior, if, indeed, has an equal for certain important purposes It is the hickory wood in the handle which has carried the American ax around the world and has driven, wherever it ii known, all other axes out of the mar ket The some wood has msde possible those light carriages which in turn have made possible the American trotting horse, one of the marvels of modern times. No other tree is known the w ood of which is tough enough and strong enough to stand the strain imposed upon the American trotting sulky, and without the modern sulky, aud its heavier forerunner, neither breeding nor training could have produced that race of horses which every American looks upon with -patriotic admiration. The shell-bark hickory is considered the most valuable species of the genus, though its nuts are not esteemed sr. highly as the pecans. The shell-bark is the tree which people usually have in mind when they speak of a hickory tree, and the peculiarity of the bark, which separates into great thick, loose scales, gives to the tree a distinctive appearance by which it is easily recog nized. Tick's Magazine. a i He Could Not Ueail. An old man stepped into a down-town restaurant last evening and, seating himself in the lunch department, took up a bill of fare and began looking it over carefully, says the Kansas City Times. I sat next to him, munching a frugal newspaper man's meal that co3t 15 cents. The old man's studious persual of the menu excited suspicion, which was turned to a ludicrous situation a mo ment later. The old man looked over the bill a moment longer and then he called a waiter. "Here, boy," he said, "I want you." The black youth responded promptly and stood with the obsequious air of a man who had not had a tip that day. "Well, sir," he 'suggested respect fully. "You may bring me," said the old man, resting his finger on the Isst line of the bill of fare "you may bring me," he went on with deliberation, "some of that" The black boy gazed at the place in dicated by the elderly gentleman's fin ger and could scarcely believe his eyes. He looked again and a second later a bit of native humor began to show itself in the sparkling of his eyes and the widening of his mouth. "Some of that sir," the old gentle man broke out, impatiently; "d'ye hear?" The waiter slipped back and laughed the story to his chief. At the place in dicated this line appeared: "Unless otherwise ordered, cream will be put in coffee before drawn, as it im proves the flavor." The old man could not read. Clearing Off Snow with Six Knglnea. A retired engineer, speaking of snow storms, told a story about clearing rail road tracks. The road on which he was running at the time begins or ends, at you chose, in Jersey City. At one point on the line there is a deep cut, wldch always gives trouble when a heavy snow fsll occurs. Just beyond the cut is a high iron bridge which spans a very deep gorge. "We were .driving an old-fashioned snow plow with six of our biggest engines,'' said the engineer. "It was regular battering-ram work. We would draw back and smash into that drift like a war cruiser, until it seemed as if our string of engines must snap in two. But we just battered away for dear life, grad ually opening the cut We had smashed onr way almost through the big drift when we backed np for another drive. We came at the drift like a streak of lightning. It seemed as if we threw a million tons of ice and snow as high as the sky. We did more than that We cut through the whole drift as if it were made of rotten cloth, and came out of it on Ithe jump. Away we went for that bridge, the six heavy engines roaring like a tornado. I was driving the first one, and when I thought of the tremendous weight that would hit that iron span like a great cannon-ball my heart stood still. There was no stop ping then, sol threw open the throttle and let her so. We seemed to jump from one side of that gorge to the other without touching the bridge, and six engineers and six firemen drew long breaths wnen we found ourselves safely on the other side, tearing along the track." Kew York Tribune. Don't Harbor This Conceit. Don't imagine that some one yon hap pen to dislike i hating you, or working against you. It is more probable that he is not even thinkiug of you, and scarcely knows of your existence. It is just as much the part of conceit to im agine that every one in the world hates yon, as to imagine that every one is in love with yon, and far more disagree able. Debtor to angry creditor) But, sir, I have no money and cannot settle your bill ! Yon cannot get blood out of a turnip, can yon? Creditor ao, nr, bnt i wii! get blo-jd out of a beat if that bill isn't settled pretty soon. THE "PEERAGE." Castle I4sjer Shape Largely Owaad ay KeMeaaea, riateerate, aad Byadtcatee. An important public document was issued recently, says a London corre spondent of the New York Commercial Advertiser, giving a most startling rev elation as to the gigantic proportions of the liquor interest and its connection with landlordism. It will be remem bered that Mr. Goschen brought in last year a foolish and ill-advised measure which granted compensation to liquor iealers on the extinction of their licenses; and that this measure roused such vigoroas opposition that its au thors were compelled to withdraw it We were then treated to piteous tales of the poor but honest publican who was to be deprived of his living and turned at into the cold world, and voters were asked by enormous placards posted everywhere if they would be consenting parties to such gross injustice. Appar ently British voters were quite willing to consent to it, and the document just issued is the justification of their hos tility to that compensation scheme. For itisnow proved beyond doubt (what the opponents of Mr. Goschen's bill had all along asserted; that the compensa tion would not go to the poor publican, but to the wealthy brewer. The gov ernment return, in short proves that the liquor business is a gigantic monop oly in the control of a handful of per sons who wield enormous power, and that a good proportion of these are peers of the realm. In London alone 100,000 liquor shops are owned by monopolists, companies, syndicates and wealthy individuals, the nominal tenant being a mere bar-tender who has no interest whatever in the business. In Manchester there are 2,051 houses in the hands of absentee landlords; in Liverpool, 2,008; in Shef field, 1,102; in Bristol, 893; in Ports month, 806; in Norwich, 005; in Sal ford, 567; in Nottingham, Ml; in Hull, 460; in Leicester, 402. One single firm, that of Greenall, Whitley & Co., the head of which was made a baronet for services to the Tory party, owns 534 drink-shops in three counties; another firm owns 257 in Bristol alone; one man owns 159 in Birmingham, and another firm 143 in Liverpool. Two brewers own 500 such places in the County of Norfolk. In short the brew ing and distilling trades are not in the hands of great wealthy bodies, which spread their tentacles iu the form of licensed houses all over the land. It is peculiarly interesting to note the close connection between the drink in terest and the House of Lords. Indeed, it is quite usual now, to speak of the peerage humorously as the "beerage." You may be surprised to learn that the Prime Minister is a drink-seller. Lord Salisbury owns four drink-shops on the Strand, and it is needless to say that, if the County Council bad extinguished these under Mr. Goschen's scheme, Lord Salisbury would have received a big sum in compensation a striking comment on the absolute lack of moral feeling which is, perkap, Lord Salis bury's chief characteristic. Lord Derby owns seveotv-two drink-shops, the Duke of Bedford fifty. In one small Derby shire town the Duke of Rutland owns twenty and the Duke of Devonshire twelve. Lord Hartington, the pseudo philanthropic Duke of Westminster, Lord Sefton, the Duke of Portland, that young rip and gambler Lord Dudley, Lord Portman, Lord Fitzwilliam, and many other peers are all drink-sellers. Railway companies and ecclesiastical trusts also figure largely as owners of this class of property. Living tor a Dollar a Week. There is a good time coming. The millennium is not so far off as some pessi miits would have us believe. Of course there will be exceptions to the general felicity and the good time will not be for the $10,000 cooks, but the average man, who is a slave to the cook and a victim of dyspepsia, and the average woman, who'is either a slave to the stove or equally in bondage to the kitchen des pot, are in sight of deliverance aud hap piness, if they will only open their eyes and see. Edward Atkinson, the emi nent financier, statistician and econo mist, of Boston, told how all this was to be accomplished to a large audience, composed mainly of women, in one of the lecture rooms of Columbia Collego the other afternoon. Dr. Atkinson is not a dreamer, and he puts his theories into actual practice before the eyes of his audience. The lecture was on the progress made in applying scientific methods to the art of cooking. Around the lecturer were a number of curious arrangements that mystified the audience greatly. The lecturer said there were about 200 pounds of food of every variety, fish, flesh, fowl, puddings and potatoes cook ing in what looked like four cardboard boxes bound with tin standing over four ordinary lamps beside the platform. There was absolutely no odor of cook ing in the room and the audience were curious but non-commital. The lec turer said the cost of living to about nine-tenths of the people in the United States absorbs one-half of their income and they did not get much satisfaction even then. The solution of the food problem, Mr, Atkinson said, will be the solution of most of the social problems that are troubling the world. The lecturer told how a man could live on a dollar a week, and live excep tionally well on twenty-five cents a day. The average cost at present, he said, was 50 cents a day. A man could not possibly cousume more than 25 cents worth of food at present prices; the other half is simply wasted. The stovo is to blame for all this. "The Lord sent the meat and the devil sent the stoves." Mr. Atkinson has invented a stove by which he claims the cost of cooking wili be reduced to almost noth ing, and the waste equally reduced. He calls it the Aladdin oven. It is simply an iron box 18 inches long by 14 inches in width. It is inclosed in a case made of wood pulp. Under the box is an ordinary lamp burning about a qnart of kerosene oil in eight hours. All the heat is retained in the oven, and it is never higher than 3G0 degrees. There is absolutely no smell, and food is cooked without distilling the juices or desiccating the solids. All there i to do with this oven is to put in the food and the lamp does the rest No atten tion whatever is required. After the lecture the food was taken from the ovens, where it had been cook ing, and distributed among the au dience. In one oven was a four-course dinner for ten person. Among the food served were a th.irty-pon.nd sirloin of beef, several chickens, fish, vegetables and puddings. The delicacy of flavor was retained in each dish, and, though all the courses were cooked in the same oven, everything retained its distinctive taste. Indeed, Mr. Atkinson claims that the flavor is intensified to a marked degree by this system of cooking. The cost of the fuel for cooking the 200 pounds of food was about 40 cents, and of 36 pounds of food pat in the oven 32 pounds were taken out In addition to the Aladdin oven Mr. Atkinson has invented a workmen's din ner pad. in which a dinner of two courses can be carried to the workshop aud cooked over an ordinary lamp during the morning ready fur consumption at the noon hour. Several of these pails were on exhibition, and in them were cooked the most delicious lamb chops with tomato trance, halibnt steaks, pud dings and a variety of dishes. The lec ture was repeated before a number of physician' at night A New Eitgla-.d kitcneu on Mr. Atkinson's plau ban been established in Boston and is much ap preciated by the working people, who patronise it largely. The lecturer ia tends to establish a similar kitchen ia Naw York. N. T. Recorder. rat aad the "PHgstdiat. The Washington Post relates a story of an Irish volunteer who had been wounded and sent back to Washington, where lie was put upon guard duty till he should be in condition to go back to the front His beat was ia front of the War Department The Colonel in command instructed him always to present arms to the President "To the Prizzidint, is it?" said Patrick. "An how will I know him ?" The Colonel tried to describe Mr. Lincoln, and Patrick looked grim. "Sure I'll present arms fast enough if I know him," said the sentry, and with that assurance the Colonel had to leave him. Not long afterward, on looking out of the window, he saw the President pass Patrick, who took no notice of him. As soon as Mr. Lincoln had entered the building the officer went down to the Irishman. "Why, Patrick," said he, "you forgot, after all, to present arms to the President" "The Prizzidint, is it?" exclaimed the sentry, "was be passing me? Sure, I seen many a man goin in, but nobodj that looked like a prizzidint." "Well, Patrick, when he comes ont I'll follow him and give you a nod, and then you'll know him." "The saints be about yet honor; it's the rale gintleman ye are entirely." When Mr. Lincoln left the War De partment, the Colonel followed him and gave Patrick the signal for which he had been religiously' waiting. At once he put himself in position, and pre presented arms so ostentatiously that Mr. Lincoln nearly ran into him, and then with his usual good-nature stopped to speak with him, asking him about his wife and babies in "Injeanny," and slipping a coin into his hands as he walked away. Patrick was stupefied. "He sphoke to me," he said. "His R'yal Highness talked to me. Och! what a story that will be to write home to Biddy an' the byes!" So he ran on for the remainder of his guard, talking to himself when he could find nobody else to talk to, about the honor done him by bis "B'yal Highness the'Prizzidint" In the guard-room he made himself a nuisance, and by night his sudden ele vation, aided by all the whisky which Mr. Lincoln's gratuity could purchase, set him raving, and it was necessary to put a ball and chain on his leg. In a day or two he returned to duty with a chastened remembrance of "the proudest day of his life, when he talked with his R'yal Highness the Prizzidint" The History or Charity. Among the few books, writes Walter Besant, which remain to be written, is a history of Charity. I have not the time at present to undertake tub great work, but these are the chapters into which which it will be divided when it comes to be written : 1. In prehistoric times. When you give a beggar a penny be cause he is a beggar. 2. When you build a monastery which shall givo a bed and a square meal to every beggar because he is a beggar. 3. How the beggar increases and multiplies and blackens all the roads in consequence of this humane treatment. 4. When you hang the beggar, drop the beggar into the river, pillory the beggar, and flog the beggar, because he is a beggar. 5. When you found societies for relief, but continue to flog the beggar because he is a beggar. 6. When you send cheques to the societies, but to continue to flog the beggar because he is a beggar. 7. When you send the beggar to prison because he is a beggar, but give him a penny when nobody is look ing. 8. When you resolve to assist none but the deserving. Yet the beg gar continues, because he is a beggar. J. When you give up sending cheques about, give nothing to the beggar be cause he is a beggar, and try personal service among the classes which breed the beggar. We are new beginning the last chapter, and it really seems hopeful. Manchester Times. Madera Warfare. A brief item iu the daily papers re cently states that 500 persons were killed by the sinking of the flag-ship of the rebel squadron in Calladera Bay, on the coast of Chili. The vessel was at ! tacked by a torpedo boat and destroyed in a few seconds. This is one of the first practical results of the years of ex periment in perfecting ships and imple ments of war, and it marks the fulfill ment of the prophecy that war will be come so destructive before long that any appeal to arms will be sheer mad ness. In this case 500 men were blown into eternity in less time than it takes to write it snd the torpedo boat had ample ammunition left to destroy all the war vessels in the Western Hemisphere. In land warfare the advance which science has made is fully as great It would be a comparatively easy matter to utterly destroy a whole city with a battery of the new dynamite guns, and no body of men on the field would stand before the terrible rain of shot which can be poured from the maxim guns. Thus science helps on the progress of morality and true civil ization among mankind. In future ages they will look back at onr times as the dark ages, during which men still killed each other like wild beasts, and wonder how such things could ever i have been. Emotloaal Politic. There's a young man iu Detroit who will be a famous statesman one of these days, if by some unlucky fate he is not called upon to fill a premature grave. The other night he was paying his usual semi-weekly devoirs at the shrine of his best girl, and the talk turned upon politics, as talk will do sometimes when trod upon. "Tell me, Harry," she said, "what is the difference between protection, free trade and reciprocity?" "Certainly, darling," he responded in free, silvery tones, drawing about half an inch nearer to her, which was all there was to draw. "Yon ree it is this way : If, for instance, we should kiss t each other that wouid be free trade." "Oo," she twittered with a dainty little twitter. "If," he continued, "I should kiss you, and you should kiss me in return, that wonfd be reciprocity." "Oo, oo," she twittered with two dainty little twitters. "And lastly," he went on, "if yon should kiss me and I should take a dozen from you to pay for the privilege yon enjoy, that wouid be protection." "Oo, oo, oo, Harry," she twittered in consecutive bunts of dainty little twit ters, concluding with an explosive hug; "I'm in favor of protection." and the young man coincided with her unani mouslv. Free Press. A Good Bite. A nine-foot shark in the harbor of Charleston, 'bit at a dead horse floating on the water and cut off piece of meat estimated to weigh 150 pounds. The little chap who acts as bank teller and thinks he owns the earth would hardly make a tooth-pick for such a monster. Hn Maud is very yonng and in gennon in her way, isn't she? She Ye-. Her second childhood rests very gracefully upon her, doesn't it? You must hn tie to win. In the jack pot of life the man who is shy is no ia it "No, old man., thanks for your kind ness, but I can't afford to take that flat. It costs too much to furnish It" Why don't you buy furniture on the installment plan?" "But what'll I do when the bills come due?" "Move and begin over again." BTaea Baby was sick, wa gave 1 anaaaBwasaClaTd.SBecrleafuiCaaturta, Whea she beeaaw Kaa, sba Whea she hUCWMrea, she caret PERSONALS. Gkesebai. Butler can repeat the four gospels from memory. It is perhaps needless to add that he learned them in his far-off Sunday school days. Goethe wrote Charlotte von Stein a thousand letters In ten years. When a man of letters goes in Tor tho tender passion, how he docs squander his ink! Mr. Abbott, the new premier of Can ada, owns a beautiful estate at St. Anne's, about an hour's ride from Mon treal, which is stocked with Guernsey cattle and Shropshire sheep. Secretary Rusk calls tho attention of the pork consuming public to the, su periority of our hogs, which, he ob serves are not confined in small pns. This is true of the railroad variety, which insists on having two or three seats all to himseif, if possible, while others may stand. General Isaac Burbkl, who served in the civil war as a member of tho Forty-second Massachusetts regiment, was forced to yield his sword to the con federates at Galveston, Tex., in 1862. He has recently received word from a southerner that the present possessor of the sword would be glad to return it to him. Cakomjb Durax, the famous artist has all the exaggerated fondness for show and glitter that characterizes tbe natives of southern France. He likes to load his fingers with rings and to wear handsome silk linings to his coats. In addition to his distinction in painting he excels in several minor arts, such as rid ing, guitar-playing, and fencing. He is popular on the boulevards and every body in Paris knows him. J. A. JOHNSON, Medina, N. Y.. says: "Halt's Catarrh Cure cured me." Sold'by Druggkts, 75c. CURRENT NOTE. The man who lets his wife split all the wood may mean well, but he shouldn't be allowed to do all the talk ing at prayer meeting. Borrore "Well, I never borrow trouble, anyhow." Lender "O, no, you alwaps give that to the people you borrow other things from." A New York correspondent writes about "well dressed literary women." They certainly do not write the fashion articles for the newspapers. Choixy "I wondah what, is Wales doing now, dealt boy?" Chappie "Pay inehis debts. I hcah." Chollv "The doocc, you say. That's 'demmedawk wark, dontchewknaw." First Convict (to his cellmate) "An' yer never chawed or drank in ycr life?"' Second convict (gloomily) "Naw." First convict "Aw, don't try any o' yer temporary insanity rackets on me! I ain't no juryman." McFixouc "I saw an advertisement of Dullard's store in the paper this morning' McFanglc "I thought he never ad vcrtised. lie told me so, and he said he never would." McFingle "He didn't. It was in the list of sher iff's sales. Siiarik -'Say, Steele, we can settle the case of Smith vs. Thompson forSlSO. That's S75 for you and S75 for me." Steele. 'Bt how about our client? Where docs he come in?"' Sharpe (im patiently) "O, give him S10. (Sudden ly) No, promise to give him S10." Best, easiest to aaa and cheapest. Piso'g Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists, 50a Stolen, Perhaps. "What has become of the sea serpent hic ...rO" acbori thn truest, nt ilir land. lnrd. ' "I dunno," was the reply, "but I guess some of these awkward fishing Mnacks miit have run up against her and stove her in." The King of Denmark tops Queen Victoria by one year as the senior sov ereign of Europe. OTT& An fits stopped dm tor nr.Kline's Ureas Notts Restorer. No fits attar flr day's nte Slar- ellou. cure. Trestise aud tzm XAaX boUIs free to nt tiead to Dr. Uaa.hR Arab at. Phlla. fa CerrftifcMY.te''. A prompt, return of your money, if you get neither benefit nor cure. Risky terms for the doctor, but safe and sure for the patient. Everything to gain, noth ing to lose. There's just one medi cine of its class that's sold on these conditions just one that coxdd be Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis covery. It's a peculiar way to sell it but it's a peculiar medicine. It's tbe guaranteed remedy for all Blood, Skin and Scalp Diseases, from a common blotch or eruption to the worst Scrofula. It cleanses, purifies and enriches tbe blood, and cures Salt -rheum, Tetter, Eczema, Erysipelas, and all manner of blood taints, from whatever cause. It costs you nothing if it doesn't help you. The only question is, whether you want to be nelped. "Golden Medical Discovery" is the cheapest blood - purifier sold, through druggists, because you only pay for the good yon get. Can you ask more ? The "Discovery" sets equally well aU the year round. Made by tbe World's Dispensary Medical .Association, at 663 Main Street Buffalo, N. T. The Soap that Cleans Most is Lenox. . C X . V. Ir. WBeUMr Tea Travel ay Laad ar Sea Tew sesd a aertlrinai safsgnard. Chsasys of cMmate or tasaparatnre, brackish water, aa aaaal diat, draughts fron opea wtadewa that sarly faUow passengers will aot elo.e-all these breed ailmeats agaiost watch the surest are tecttoa ia Hostetter's Stosaaeh Bitters, taest of Medietas! fortifiers. Sea stekaesa. taad aausea, are promptly counteracted by this agreeable corrective. wt&u is also a capital defease agalaat scalaria, tbe effects at a tropical or caflly tamperatare, daaap aad exposure. Per soaa of sedentary pursuits, aaill operatives, sariaera. saiaera, eaginetrs, froatlersaMB. per iocs of every calliiu iBvolriag raaatal fatigue, excessive bodily effort, aad liability to ua heatthful taflueaces of any sort, regard it as aa loeosaparable safeguard. Biliousness, constl ration, dyspepsia, rheumatism, sick headache and kidasy troubles are effectually subdued by the great alterative. Took Him Unawares. Briggs Did you hear about Robinson losing his new flannel shirt? -Griggs No. How did it happen? Briggs He got caught in a shower. Ringgold, Ga., was visited by a won derful phenomenon recently. Millions uprn millions ot fire flies issued from the neighboring mountain ridge and took down tho course of the Chickamauga river, which skirts that -city on the southern boundary. The pyrotechnic displtv was crand. Trunks of trees skirting the river were plainly visible a quarter of a mile distant, and the en tire mountain side was illuminated. The horde of fire flies was fully forty feet high and it took a quarter of an hour to pass dpwn the stream, extending over a mile along its course. IP afflicted with Bora Syes, ase Dr. Isaaa ThoBBpaoa'aSya Water. Druggists sell It. Sse. Ex-Goyerxor Ames, one of the rich est men in Massachusetts, is likewise the plainest in attire and mannerIIo wears an .inconspicuous business suit of quiet coloriug, and his head is covered by a bread brimmed, Quakcrlike straw hat. The general appearance of the ex-governor is that ox a portly and be nevolent farmer. Good as Cold So entbuiiastie are tboctandsof people orerths benefits earl red from Hood's Saisspanlis. that tber can hirdlr and words to express tbe.r confidence ia snd aratitude for this medicine. Worth'it weight in (told" is a favorite expression of these warm friends. 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