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Kiilm-jres many an old business,
Keviv.-w many u dull business,
Ilc-cuo many a lo?t business,
Slaves main- a failinjr business.
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THBtLEVACR AHD TW5 ABORIGINE.
A paleface frota the east effete
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rent wanderine Into the west.
Ilif Stock of firearms was comrlet
Bnt his heart throbbed wildly iu his brtas
For he met a redskin of the plain
All panoplied in war's anayt
In his wind the tenderfoot was slain
Before the out beak of the frav.
Fiercely the Indian bore him dowa
And waved a botUela the air.
IVirtrntous was his awful t rown.
But "Gimme a corkscrew" was his pravcr.
Xtw York Herat.
Row mn Earthquake Feel
To the average resident of the temper-
ale 7ones an earthquake is a rare and
terrible event, creating more consterna-.
tiou than any other visitation of nature.
li tropics, however, particularly iu
"entral America, it is wonderful how
easily the residents become accuetomeU
to these shocks, which do not cottie, how
ever, wholly without Wftihing.
You are sitting on the piazza, of a hot
afternoon, chatting with your friends,
whew suddenly the sky szems to grow
har.y, the crows stop cawing and the
buzards quit fight'ng iu the street.
There is a general rush, and, though
you may not know what is the matter,
you can not htip feeling uneasy.
The old natives say we are going to
have a little -hake, and then the hote
begin to rock, the tumblers fall off the
table, you feci deadly sick at the stom
ach and the thing is all over. The sky
Hears, the crows begin their noisy
scream and the buzzards resume their
quarrel over the street offal.
There is something inexpressibly ter
rifying, however, about the trembling of
the earth. The slightest oscillation will .
awaken the population of the whole I
town, but unless some considerable dam-'
ag is done everybody goes to sleep
again as a matter of course. Xew York ,
Journal
There's a good deal of
guarantee business in the store
keeping of to-day. It's too
excessive. Or too reluctant.
Half the time it means noth
ing. Words only words.
This offer to refund the
money, or to pay a reward, is
made under the hope that you
won't want your money back,
and that you won't claim the
reward. Of course.
So, whoever is honest in
making it, and works not on
his own reputation alone, but
through the local dealer whom i
you know, must have some
thing he has faith in back of
the guarantee. The business
wouldn't stand a year with
out it.
What is lacking is confi
dence.
Back of that, what is
is that clear honesty
lacking
which
is above me
average
practice."
Dr. Pierce's medicines are
guaranteed to accomplish what
they are intended to do, and
their makers give the money
back if the result isn't ap
parent. Doesn't it strike you that
a medicine which the makers
have so much confidence in,
is the medicine for you?
SHILOH'S
CONSUMPTION
CURE.
The success of this Great Cough Care'ii
without a parallel in the history o? medicine.
All druggists ate authorized to sell it on a pos
itive guarantee, a te-t that no other cure can sue
cesfully stand. That it may become known,
the Proprietor, at an enormous expense, are
placing a ample Kottle Free intojprey.Jiome
in the United States and CanetMrTf yflft have
a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bionchitipfe it, for
it will cure you. If your child hajjriie Croup,
or Whooping Cough, use it promawy. and relief
is sure. If you dread, that iawSious disease
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Shi
OE) ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acta
feutly yet promptly on the Kidneys,
iver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tem enecttially, dispels colds, head
aches aud fevera and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taete and ac
ceptable to the .stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared ouly from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and Lave made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is foi sale in 50c
and $1 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
' auoeuiuie.
CALIFORNIA FIB SYRUP CO.
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Heal the Ssres and Cure
CATARRH
Ref tores Tate indrcn.gul.-i-ly
iceliere.i Cold in Head and
h-tla-he. GOr. at Drue gihis.
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From the "Pacific Journal.
A ereat invention lis been made by Dr.
Tutt of w Tork. He has produced
Tutt's Hair Dye
which imitates nature to perfection ;Itcta -insUntanecuslyandtoperfectlyJhMmlesa.
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th hosue-too for nil to bear. I thank yon tor malriaa
my i-oorlittio folia happy.' Prios SI par packaee, by
mafl. Addrcw.nu. stamp for circular,
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TOPICS OF TIIE TIMES.
A CHOICE SELECTION OF
TERESTlNG ttEMS.
iNa
festtefat Mid Criticisms Based CpoH
tke Happeainc or the Day-Historical
ad New Ketea.
Steamboats will soon be running on
Uie Sea H Galilee.
Senator Davis of Minnesota used to
be a telegraph operator, and was one of
of tiie first four men to read telegrapby
by sound.
Uncle Sam has educated one Indian
until he is a very clever forger and has
taken liberties with the checks of one
of Uncle Sam's departments. The In
dian is advancing.
The man who has, however, impei
ceptiblyhelped in tha-work of the uni
vSreeJUas lived. Ta plain man serves
the Wnd by bis acjfin, and as a wheel
in te machine; tkfRhinker serves it by
hiaf intellect, andjfas a light upon its
Ah! but i
is something like!"
chuckles th
resident of Northern
Russia as he
Its pat upon nine feet of
snow and
ire coming, and he is al
mostiempt
to believe that the old
days, whei
fifteen feet of snow was no
surprise,
about to return.
'A CHICi
philanthropist started out
to lend :
ley.to dead broke actors to
put thee
n their leec again, anaai me
end of miB vear be had 2.700 worth of
notedfbr which he was offered $3 in
cslhUmhI he couldn't see that he had
heBed the profession up the ladder a
single round.
Let the student not grieve too much
because of unfit associates. When he
ee how much thought he owes to the
disagreeable, antagonism of various per
sona wbo.ipass and cross him, he can
easily think that in a society of perfect
sympathy, no. word no act, no record
would be. J
The Portuguese have equipped
some of their African troops with veloci
pedes. So the march of progress goes on,
and we may yet see the day when there
will be squadrons of flying machine
cavalry and prisoners or troops will be
conveyed from one post to another
through pneumatic tubes.
The following is recommended as a
sure way of finding where a crack in a
piece of metal ends: Moisten the sur
face with petroleum, then wipe it, and
then immediately rub it with chalk.
The oil that has penetrated into the
cracks exudes, and thus indicates where
the crack ends.
President Washington's Cabinet in
cluded Alexauder Hamilton, Secretary
of the Treasury, Thomas Jefferson,
Secretary of State, and Gen. Henry
Knox, Secretary of War. Under the
Constitution a Supreme Court was or
ganized, of which John Jay was ap
jvointed Chief-Justice, Edmund Ran
dolph was chosen Attorney Genera!.
The sting, of the bee is so peculiarly
constructed that if you pull it out, in
stead of relieving the pain, it adds
greatly to it, for instead of pulling out
the poison you push it iuto the flesh.
This is not generally known, hence the
severer pain from the sting. Scrape
the sting out immediately with a knife,
and you scrape the poisou out also, and
soon forget that you have been stung.
In February, 1848, a treaty of peace
was signed at Guadalupe Hidalgo, by
which the Rio Grande was made the
bout. clary of Texas, and the great tracts
of lar.ds embraced in California and
Xew Mexico were ceded to the United
States. She iu her turn assumed Mexi
can debts to the amount of $3,500,000
and, gave in addition $15,000,000 to the
Mexican Government.
A ci-vrhK of the marriage contract
between the late Dr. Schliemann and
the Greek girl whom he made his
second wife was to the effect that she
tlumld improve her knowledge of
Homer by learning and reciting fifty
lines of the Iliad nightly. Schliemann,
when telling the story to his friends,
always said that neither tears nor en
treaties ever induced him to let her off
a single Hue.
, Oveu its dispatches the otVwr day
about the Kansas Legislature jtfne Cin
cinnati Enquirer put the. 'following
, rhyming headline: They Have Plenty
; of Sense But Not Many Dollars. They
i Wear Black Ties and Laydown Collars.
In the Hall of the House There is Nary
a Tile. They Are There for Business
j and Not for Style. " We're Fresh from
, the Country and Somewhat Green, But
Will Soon Be Able to Itun the Ma
chine." w At Straubing, in Bavaria, some Celtic
tombs have been opened and found to
contain most interesting bronze orna
ments and iron weapons belonging to
the people of Bhietia before the Roman
conquest. The long-sought-for Komau !
cemetery has also been discovered
through the unearthing of a Boman
tomb containing cinerary urns flanking
the oldaSilitary road from Servidurum
(Straobing) to Abusima, both situated
on the Danube.
Swelling of the feet, when of such
character that a little hollow, or u pit, "is
left behind after a few seconds' pressure
of the finger, should always excite alarm,
as it is an indication of a condition of
the system which may be serious.
xnis kibu vi bweuiug may ue uue 10 j
disease of the heart or the kidneys, or
it may rise simply from a condition of
anaemia, or poverty of the blood. In
either case it is a condition that should
lead to a careful investigation by a com
petent physician.
Sir William Thomson demonstrates
the solidity of the earth by rotating two
i eggs, one raw and the other cooked,
i suspended by steel threads. Tho
cooked egg behave, like any solid body,
and continues to move for a long time;
but the raw egg soon comes to a stop,
1 because the shell only was put-.ih
motion, and the friction of the nfatter
of the egg soon overcomes the impulse.
From this it appears that the earth can
not consist of a thin solid crust contain
ing a liquid or pasty nucleus, such con
stitution being particularly incompatible 2
with the movement of the terrestrial i
axis corresponding to the precession of J
the equinoxes. t
At the beginning of King Philip's j
War, in Colonial times, King Philip j
jmh.
ifcdeotor5pma6ofbit3erBhn
I vi wampum, itm was consiaereu 01
. great value among the Indiana all OTer
Xew England, because each little ahell-
bead in it was in their eves a piece of
money, xnaeeu u a man 01 onr oar
should have a coat made entirely of
gold dollars strung upon beads and
woven together, it would have the same
value to us that Philip's shell coat did i
to the Indians. But when the war be
gan be bravely cut his precious gar
ment in pieces, and used the wampum
to hire warriors of other tribes to fight
for him. '
Mr. A. M. Cannon gives a good re
port of his luck in Washington, where ;
he is at present located, in Spokane '
Falls. "I went to the country." he says.
"when there weren't any prospects ex- j
cept of getting yonr scalp taken off. I '
made a little money and started a saw
mill, and bought a quarter section of '
land at $2.50 an acre. A man working
for me at $20 a month, hauling slabs,
pre-empted another quarter section next
me. It came time for him to pay up
and be couldn't do it, so I bought a
quarter section of him for $500. I've
since sold off about $300,000 worth of
that land, and there's $800,000 worth
more.
A movement is on foot to, if possible,
put the railways of the United King
dom under government control, to be
operated for the nation and controlled
by a government department to be es
tablished for the purpose. The rail
way systems of Great Britain and Ire
land are said to be in a rotten condition
and especially are the "third-class" pas
sengers 'oppressed" b the companies.
It is argued that thee steel roads are
just as much public thoroughfares as
the turnpike roads and are national ave
nues of commerce and as such should
at once be bought up and maintained
by the national government for the
benefit of the people at large. This is
a move in the right direction.
Ungraciousness is wholly opposed
to all our ideas of good breeding. An
ungracious person will never come up
to our standard of a true gentleman or
gentlewoman, although possibly well
born and well educated. The sensa
tion of insecurity and of being on the
look-out for some ill-judged speech dis
sipates that safe and calm atmosphere
which surrounds the trulv refined.
There h always a nervous dread of what
may come next, and a feeling of con
straint is generated. Persons who are
much in the society of the ungracious
foster insensibly a guarded carefulness
as to topics likely to call forth a show
of ungraciousness, and a cautious man
ner of feeling their way on a subject, so
to speak, very trying to those having to
practice it. Yet, with every care taken,
the feeling will appear, and almost al
ways when least expected, and on oc
casions seemingly calling for it tho
least.
One of the oldest houses on the New
Jersey coast is that of Col. Albert L.
Johnson, an ex-Confederate Kentuckian,
who, after passing the better part of bis
lifetime far inland, found leisure in ad
vancing years and came straight to the
Atlantic ooast that he might indulge a
long cherished passion for the sea. The
honso is close to the water at Bay Bidge.
When approached from the land it ap
pears to be a one-story structure set
upon a hill, but once inside one finds
that the front door is almost in the roof,
and that below that part of the house
visible from the landward side is story
after story facing the sea. In fact, the
house is built against a bluff, with only
the roof aud one story peeping above
the hill. Thus almcst every room in
the house has a sea view, and is cooled
in summer by the sea breeze. A pow
erful telescope is one equipment of the
place, and with this the owner is able to
spy out every ship entering or depart
ing from the harbor.
HI Text.
A rising young minister very absent
minded, very earnest aud very sensitive,
hurrying to church one Sunday morn
ing and going into the pulpit late, was
horrified to discover that-he had not his
carefully written sermon with him.
The service bad begun by the singing
of the anthem, but he called up one of
his neighbor's boys, and gave him hur
ried directions about his study and the
probable location of the ermon, and
sent him post-haste to get it and return
as fat as possible. The service pro
ceeded, and still the boy did not ap
pear. The young preacher was in agony.
He had never preached without notes,
and the prespiratioa stood iu great
beads on his forehead, and he wondered
what he would do if the sermon did net
come. Finally, just as the last stanza of
the hymn which preceded the sermon
was being sung the boy appeared,
rnshed up the aisle conspicuously and
handed the minister his manuscript.
The clergyman took the package nerv
ously, opened it, and during profound
stillness, announced his text. Not until
he had spoken it, did the meaning of it
Hash over him. It was this:
"Rejoice with me; for 1 have found
the piece which was lost !
This was too much for the audience.
The people laughed outright But the
lesson was a good one for the minister,
who never forgot his sermon again
while in that parish.
iiigersoll as aa Entertainer.
Last winter Col. Ingersoll gave re
ceptions to bis friends on Sunday eve
nings. His parlors were always
crowded, and the great Agnostic was
the most delightful of men. He laughed
with the girls, talked seriously with the
men, cracked a joke at the supper table,
and seemed to be as contented as man
can well be, I noticed on more than
one occasion, whenever some ill-mannered
person brought up the subject of
religion, tnat uoi. ingersoll deftly
tnrned the conversation. But upon one
memorable night that I recall, Grace
Greenwood, the authoress, turnel to
him and said familiarly, as do most of
his friends: "Bob, what do you think
of Shaksreare?" I suppose the ques
tion was prompted by a magnificent bast
of the Bard of Avon that stood on a
pedestal near by. Col. Ingersoll was
not at a loss for an answer. He walked
over to the bust, looked at the face af
fectionately, and then in a low voice be
gan a i eloquent a tribute to the great
poet as ha? ever been paid hioi. For
five minute; he poured forth his elo
quence in a low, calm voice, and whea
he looked up he found that all the men
and women in the parlors were on tip
tce eager to catch every woid that lell
from his lips. I wish I could reprcdnce
those word now, but I can't. Stw
York Letter to Pittsburgh Leader.
3:oonilglit Sonata.
Young man (willj young ladv on bis
aruij Can yon tellnie the way to Ma
ple street, sir?
Young lady And p!eae, sir, will yon
tell us the longest wny around, became
we are in no hurry at all, air.
The Bex Was Loaded
A very diminutivo messenger boy was
trudging along Eighteenth street,
near Arch, the other day, bearing on
his shoulders a walnut box about
eighteen inches square. He had almost
as much as he could manage and did
not appear to he in a great hurry. An
other messenger boy coming around the
corner from Arch street whistled at the
one carying the bov, aud then shouted:
Hey: What you gotV
The little fellow put his burden down
on the pavement, aud then turning
around, surveyed his colleague In bitir
ness for a moment, and laconically ans
wered: Dnnno."
"Where you goin?"
"Up to the hospital, en if you give roe
a lift I'll give you a cent and a new cig
arette card."
"All right."
The boys, taking hold of thn handles
on cither side of the box, started up tho
street.
"Say, don't you know what it is?"
"Xaw."
"Let's look?"
"All right."
Suiting the action to their words they
set the box down again and opened it,
revealing an electric battery.
"Say, it's a shock in' machine. Try it,"
taking the handles out and giving them
to the little fellow, who held them for a
moment, saying, "I don't feel nawthtif."
"Let me have 'em." While he was
holding them the little fellow began an
investigation of the machine and acci
dentally pulled out the rod that starts
the current Then there was a yell that
could be heard for squares, and the boy
holding the handles appeared to be try
ing to tie himself in knots, while the lit
tle fellow stood gazing at him open
mouthed, the worst frightened of tho
two. Finally dropping the handles, he
shouted:
"I believe you knew it at the time
aud tried to kill me so you wouldn't have
to give me tho cent, an I can lick you
right here."
He would have attempted it. too, but
sighting a policeman a short distance
ahead, he backed off down the street,
hurling epithets at the little fcffow who
tried to electrocute him. Philadelphia
Press.
Fool lie Very Plenty.
The following advertisement recenty
appeared In a matrimonial paper, says a
I'ittsfield, Mass.. correspondent:
TTJHEKEISTHF. YOUNG WOMAN, MAID
" or widow who wants to ride In her
own carriage and have unlimited allow.
anceV This and more is attainable by the
riKbt person who will share her destiny
with one who is eligible and in every way
dislrab!e fir a chief companion. He tako
this means to secure his future hap
piness, owing 1 1 want of time aud a desire
to (iitirkly know his fate, anil bavins nmouc
hK acquaintances u number who have met
wild splendid results In smoking a wife
through the medium of this paper. All In
Uristcd will please send full description,
with photo, if convenient. Reference, any
I anker of this cltv. WILLIAM PU'MMEU.
I'ittsfield. Mass.
A reporter made an attempt to find
"William I'luninicr." There is no such
person in town. The fact that Willium
lMummcr could not be found disclosed a
a story which will result seriously for
more than one person!
In a place in this town is employed a
man whose middle name is Plummcr.
He is a church member with a family.
IIi fellow clerks put an "ad."' iu the
matrimonial paper as a "sell'' on him.
Letters began to flood the mails, some
.00 answers being received by the per
petrators of the joke. They answered
some fifty of these epistles, which ware
of the most gushing and confidential
nature. Photographs of matrons grave
aud gay. pretty girls, both blonde and
brunette, appeared in swarms. Some
.''.oo females were ready and anxious to
become Mr. Plummcr and "ride in a
carriage." Some of them lived near by,
others all over the country. A score or
more had an idea of coming to Pitt.-licld
to interview the unsuspecting "Plum
mer." At this stage of the proceedings
the clerks told the victim of what they
had done. Plummcr N now busy send
ing b:u-k letters aud photographs. Then-
are suits at law threatened, aud it means
trouble for some time.
Du Mauuikr, the artist, whose so--ii'ly
pictures have long been the charm
.if the Loudon Punch, is gallant enough
to make his own wife aud her sister the
charming models of his studies.
When Caby was sick, te garo her Casteria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she bcame Miss, she clung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she care them Castoria.
Cakdinal Manning is 82 years old
J And Gladstone is 81, and when the two
cronies get together and talk about their
i boyhood's days, they are as happy as old
I soldiers on pension day.
Those who use Dobbins Electric Sotp
oah week (ft d thrir name i Ugion) save
their clothes and strength, and let ijdo
the wc rk. Did w" ever try It? If not do so
Monday aif. Afck ycurgroecr for It.
John W. Mapsey, of Plymouth, Eng..
formerly of Philadelphia, writes to the
Jtcvonl to suggest the word "televoice"
as a substitute for telephone message.
Great inventions have been niado this
nir.etjenth century, but non-i moro great or
needed than Dr. Hull's YegetabH Worm
Destroyers. Mothors know this. By mail.
23 cents. John D. I'nrlc. Cine nnatl. Ohio.
A London matrimonial agent boasts
of having arranced 40.000 marriages be
tween members of all classes of society.
NO SAFER REMEDY can bo had for
roughs and Colds, or any t-ouble of the
T:no:it. than 'lt.o:cn' Dionehtal Troche.'
Price -j cts. Sttll only in hnxr.:
Gkack (Ikeknwooi) is not writing
much just now. All her spare time is
devoted to charitable work.
Kemf.mbsh that "You nro judged bvyour
hou to sw mush a; bv your dresa." Swv at
I o:ne un I miifco it brizht with SAI'OLIO.
It is used for all cloIax purposjs.
Foit rapid pronounciation An an
nouymous Ananias is an anomaly and an
anachronism.
1st, easiest to use and cheapest. PIso's
Icdy for Catarrh. By druggists. 50c.
r proprietor of a Philadelphia cizar
has posted a sign in his place for-
smokmg.
am's Tili-s cure Si?k-Headache.
Akgu
nt is often introduced to cs-
tabltsl
sehood. It takes few words
to make trOth convincing.
If a HI; ted
Bore Eyes, use Dr. Isaac
ThriajJioa's Eye
ter. Druggist sell it. 25c.
The sunligl
incs for rich and poor
alike: the bl
ra. is mostly Ior poor
folk.
t rrrs.-An nartttppe i trie br nr.iine's Greu
Sen Restorer. No i j a'ter nn: d's ;i-6. Ma -Tejlon.cu.-e'.
'ireiCie v,d t'.OO tnslt-orje rrce t
Fit cased. Sead to It. K.ic.-. 331 A:cn St. Puila Pa
jTieGpeaf
REMEDY
FOR PAIN
BeJ
stA
biomig
lizsas.
a ii
BsPtri
SBkv sHN ai
wE-Ci-f
Death of Cfelna' VealtMeat Mas.
The mail which has just arrived from
China, says the London Times, brings
news of the death, at his place atllopam:
In Canton, oi probably the wealthiest
man in China. In the history of the
foreign trade of China no name is so
celebrated as that of Howqua. For the
last forty years of Its existence ho was
the head of a unique corporation of
monopolists known as tho Co-Hong,
which was usually composed of eight
Canton merchants. His wealth was
almost fabulous. lb 1S34 he put it down
himself at over 520,000,000. In 1841,
when Sir Hugh Hough levied a ransom
Of 50,000,000 on tho city of Canton,
Howqua advanced over S1,000,000 to
the authorities. He was the leading tea
merchant of China of those days, the
congou teas which he grew on his own
estates being especially renowned On tho
London market. Tho Napoleon of tho
trade of China died, aged 74, in 18 n,
aud was succeeded by his son, who died
last month. The magnificent gardens of
his residence In Canton were one of the
many sights of the city. He was always
pleased to show them and his mansion
to English visitors, and he never failed
to draw attention to tho presents which
his father and himself received from
successive English sovereigns in recog
nition of services rendered to British
subjects in Canton. The younger Howqua
was nearly 00 years of age at tho time of
his death.
The Parent ol Insomnia,
Tho parent of insomnia :or wake'ulneas is in
nino cases out of ten a dyspeptic stomach.
Good digestion gives sound sleep, indigestion
interferes with it. Tho brain and stomach sym
pathize One. of tho prominent symptoms of a
weak state of the gastric organs is a disturb
ance of the great nerve entrepot, the brain. In
vigorate tho stomach, and yon restore equilib
rium to the great center. A most reliable
medicine for the purpfseis ITos tetter's Stomach
Bitters, which is far preferable to mineral todo-
. tives aad powerful narcotics which. thouH
I they may for a tiico exort a sopor i tic intlucucj
upon tno trim, scon ce.wo to act, ana nnari
ably injuru th? tone ot tho stomach. Tna Hit
ters, on th contrary, restore activity to tho
operations of that all lmrortnn; organ, and
their beneficent Influence is reflected in sound
sleep and ft tranquil state of tho nervous sys
tem. A wholesome, imretus is likewise Riven tD
the action of the livor and bowels bv its use.
Wali'nston Jeflertonlan Simplicity.
Washington's steward was a man
named Frauncc. who liked good living
and with whom Washington continually
quarreled about, tho marketing. One
time he bought a shad in February, and
as Washington saw it coming Into the
dining-room he was charmed aud asked
what iish it was.
"It's a shad," replied the steward. A
very fine shad. It was the only one in
the market and I bought it for yon."
"Hut what did you pay for it?"' said
Washington sternly.
"It is a very tine shad,"' continued the
steward, "and it is cooked to a turn.'
"lint I want to know the price. The
price?"
"It cost SV stammered out Fraunces.
"Take it away," said Washington, a
he raised his hand, "take it away. It
shall never be said that I set such an
example of luxury and extravagance."
And with that he drove the steward
out of the room, aud tho shad was eaten
in the servants' kitchen. Pittsburg Dis
lnUh. Deafness Can't Ife Ctiri-d
By lceal applications, as they cannot reach tho
disra-ed portion of the ear. There is ouly ouo
r-ay to euro I'cafncsit, and that is byconttiMi
tiocal r(.)( dres. Deafness is caused by un iu
fUund condition ot the mucous lining of the
Kustachirn Tube. When this tubt p,!ts initair.cd
von have a runibiing s-..r'id cr iiup-rfect hear
ing, and Trhen it i entirely dost d Deafness is
tiie resnlt, and unless th? infla iniiation can
taken ont and IhU tube restored to its noimil
cendi ion. bearing will l destroyed forever;
nineeases out of ten are ciuacd by catiiirh.
vrbich iit nothing but an imlameil condition of
tl'e mucous surtaces.
Wo will pvi Una Hundred Pollnrs for any
rao of IJcafne-Js (ca'istd by Catarrh) that vo
xmLOt euro by tikftig Hall's Catarrh Cure, fcend
for circulars, fice.
F..I. CHENEY & CO.. Toledo. Ohio.
asTSold by Drappiats. 75c
Cotton spinning in Japan is very de
pressed at the present time aud the
spinning companies are curtailing pro
duction. Many machines which had
been ordered from foreign lirms in Yoko
hama arc slill awaiting delivery, tho
Japanese refusing to take them.
Is every town and villaco not already
taken the Dr. Itcnucr Modiim niiiany
wants :i le'iablc person groceryman. port
era I storc-lcccper or priv ate person :is local
asci.t for the sale of their Standard Kami y
Mtdiejne, which has been known and sVd
for over sixty year. Enterprising country
btoreketp.'rs. throughout the United ?!nts
are availing thcmsclvo. of this very desir
able opportunity. For particulars addiess
Dr. IlKNNKtt Modcm Co., Chicazo. III.
Tiik difference between modesty and
bashfulness is. of course, that yon are
modest, while the other fellow is bashful
and how ridiculous it looks!
HOW TO GET WELL
is a question of vital importance,
but it is equally important that you
use some harmless remedy;
many people completely wreck their health
by taking mercury and potash mixtures,
for pimples and blotches, or some other
trivial disease. S. S. S. is purely
vegetable containing no mercury
or poison of any kind. And is at the
same time an infallible cure for skin diseases.
Treatise on BI00Q and Skin diseases free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ga.
BORE WELLS !
Oar Well Machines are- the most
KZLiaBL3.irB4Bi.jt.rrcBsrrM
MAKES
MONEY!
They An JaOKK WUK and
eiak.CUEATSR PKUflT.
Thoy FIJII WeUswbers
ethers FAIL! Any ill', I
Inches to U inches diameter.
LOOMIS ft NYHAN,
TIFFIN, - OHIO.
Catalogue
FREE!
1-ATjTjrg.tiKe Br.Le Dnc'sTertoaiel"Pins.froia
?r 1, t r-.r. EMabtbrd ia Eorgp, HJS; EnglaaJ, 1,50; CnL.
ITS; Vdttd Sutn, 17. Corti til nfymriottt, ImguIvilM,
rwnliir d-rujrai-nf. S, lirals., rcljk't. Tif fm'unlf
iirta0tbUicndartof prfpiaury. Tlielar jropot.os efilla
V tth lad n are liable I. fie dlnct rndt of a d vrdtn. a I
frr?pilr mni!rnticn. CentlmM moathly npfrftton rrtult ta
klcwil pc!u3ir S3 1 fak-k raiiuipticn. ti ptek, cr J f. r $J
per aai', la pUlii .-mini enrtlope, on meij I ef pic. Th ijrU
m FItl O., Wheta-ilm and Roratty rrortor.
Tie gwint p!U kM ty SEDGWICK A DELO.NG,I.-:
Eioox Cliy, Iswa, WholtiM acd Kdad Aazia.
ASTHMA."
Popham's Aslhma S'ecifis
Gives iirnnediato relief.
It is believed to be the
Best ASTHMA Kcroedy
icown to humanity.
tend for Trial l'ackase,
TKKK.
Sold by Drnpgists.
tentlyinil. lost pad 1,
for SI ver Eoi. Address
TBOS. l'OfHAH.
2001 Itidgo Avenue, Philada.
f
The "Uttle Beaiti" A 55.09 Scale for Jl.tlu
CTjaaiy a-s ox. u s ua. ew.i imnnj.. urmm -:y " ;
SHOO 'r''trmtk!,lbs.iiittypri
rtr iifiw.m-.iT.-. jh-t..m k. -
roil lk. H.!frrm fttlt... lt.OH
A siIJ.liOTtp Berry. ...Cl.001
At-TsSc!e15lctkn3ti;S.08)
ioi?fii:ni so.ofl
. t n.on r.etj c-t is.on
A IS.Oi: 11mm... U
Mr UA Tn.
CIIICACO SCALE CO.. Cbtcs.lU.
CUT THIS OCT.
GraM Palace Hotel
81 to 103 K. Clark SU
CHICAGO.
aFonr niinntes from
Conrtllonse. Koonis 3
weetlr. Transients Vn
tip. Aiaerican and Eu
ropean plass. Ei ERX-
rrettlest BOOK
iFREE
Ever ITintea.
SEED
Icbcapssdirt
One cent a pkg. Op if rare
rr? ns- i .
nftHifTw..t..or3r,f.n,i..e4.,r.rno
JPrXttlfttJkll
30.CG3. BUS. BEE
DBfkVatl
Msr, l..ure.hacafX)0C0nlTn!.
irzZ-3. 9jJi 1V-ut 'ul I'.iui'nitcd (. a a!n;isi I-ee
L.gjjsjf:? K. it. ciiuniway. liocVfottl. i .
l POTATOES CHEA1
Prepare
for Spring
Row Is the time to attend to yonr personal condi
tion in preparation tor tho chance to sprlcK season.
If yon haTe not "wintered well." if you are Ured out
from overwork. It your blood ha becoaio Impure
from closo confinement in bally ventilated offices
or kliops. you should tako Hood's Saraparil!a at
once. It will purify and vitalize your blood, expel
all Kerms ot disease, create s good arp-tite, aad
givo yonr whole system tono and btreagtb.
X.B. lie sure to get
Hood's
Sarsaparilla
Sold by all dructtUts. $1. sli for W. rrepared only
by C. I. HOOD & CO- Apothecaries. Lowell. Mass.
fOO Doses One Dollar
The Soap
that
Cleans
Most
is Lenox.
I Itook Cold,
I took Sick,
I TOOK
OtTS
EiULSION
Rrsul.T:
I tako My Meals,
I take My Rest,
AND I AM VIGOROUS ENOUGH TO TAKE
ANYTHING I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON ;
Colling: fat too, tor Scott's
Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil
and HvpophosphiiesofLimcand
SOtla or ONLY CURED MY Ilirijt-
ivnt Comump.ioJi cut blilt
ME UP, AM) IS NOW PUTTING
FLESH ON MY BONES
AT THE KATE OK A rOl'ND A DAY. I
TAKE IT JUST AS EASILY AS I DO MILK."
SUCH TESIIMONV IS NOTHING NEW.
scott's emulsion is doing wonders
daily. Take no other.
PAINLESS.
3SS- WORTH
.ill tJB5! KHBH!l KV ayiJbi
IB M MhAi3&
A
til iSiricj i5j ti3ittWW
Such as Wind and Pain in the Stomach,
nfrzfncss. and Drowsiness. ColdChiUs.Fteshir.ns of Heat. Less of Appetite.
Shortness of Breath. Costiyeness. Scurvy, Dhtcheson tho Shin. Disturbed
Sleen, Frightful Dreams, and cl! Nervous and Trembling Sensations c.
THE FIRST DOSE WILL C1VE RELIEF IN TWENTY MINUTES.
BEECItAH'S pills taken as directed restore females to couplets health.
For Sick Koadache, Weak Stomach, Impaired
Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc.,
they ACT LIKE MAGIC. Strengthening tho iinm-iilar System. rostorliiR lns : 1't Cont
plextcn. bringing b.ick tho keen ctl,je of appetite, nrl aroiisint; vv.tli tho ROSEBUD Uh
HEALTH tho whole physical enznjij .f tho human franm. Ono of tho bet Kiinmntees
to tho fferrous and Debititntcd i- that BEECilAM'S PILLS HAVE TIIE LARGEST SALE OF
AY PROPRIETARY MEDICINE IS TIIE WORLD. , ,
li"i:tred onlv hr THUS. UClTHAil. fit. Helen. I nnenshtre. insliind.
Sold bit liruiMivUarnrraliit. L'. F. ALLEN
JfiiW" AsmMfor tho i'ntlru htalps. ,-An (it ,r
UEKlUA.irS 1'II.I.Son iiW'KllT o( I'KIUK.-x-ll. A IIUA. IJV
PISO'S PwETirEDY FOR CATAKRli. Itest.
to use. CheanesL llelief ia immediate. A
certain. For Cold in the Head
It ii an Ointment, ot which
to the nostrils. Price, 50c.
Dymau. Auuress, x- 1.
-VASELINE-
rOH A riNS-DULCAR KirX sent us by mat
re will deliver, free of alt charge-., to any person li
the United Statis, sllof the tollowinit articles, cara
tully incited:
One two-onnco bott'e of Pare Vasrtine... West. ,
One to-ouno bjtUe or Vaseline l'omade.... K m
Onejirot Vaeli' e Cold Cream.
On cake of Vabdice Ca uphor Ic
Onecakoot Vjsi-lineS av. unMreaf-d ....... 10
Oaecaaeof VaselinoSjap tm uRitelv scented m .
One two-ounce botUo o: Whi'i vaseline
l.n
Or. for onttaae tjrtr. any rtnyte article at thr Pie
Vonrdr.iolanyr;;ieUo
" h.u.t.rr...rh Mf -. Co- 24 Stale SLN.I.
PENSION
LAND and INDIAN
DEPREDATION
CLAIMS.
uBAiql 4. An. nn crixian In tl:e al,oe
NATHAN'
j'" :""":-"." :;'?" -... ...'. -.ri.. i, '.
IIItjKHillU.SOliciiaraii miu,i-j'iiu..i-. j
hn:i:tori.I'
I. lH!:fnre tnrnihed 11. aDJ fctate UliDks treo
S Chichester-s EhQusi. Red
rtHHNRON
ur n.iciHii inn ccmuinc.
I.JI.. ... n.-.ri.t fcr ClizXtrr mIii
k.... .'-H ,m Un. nhton- Xaka u other
Al 1 1)' la ;ufbri boit,lni wztfftt
4r. la ,'a-v. for jrticiil-.. it-Aaiultl; n
1 0,000 Tmlrvnlit a Prw.
Suld bv all LaeiU wraaxuia.
Thri is a.
.u
resus froi
cleanliness ajri
0-- hwer.
Li -r
t is a.soli d c&ke .ol'scourin S05.pt
Try W in your nexV house-cleaning ajnd be hppi
CHEAP COMFORT :.
Can be 8.ctvr6& fyffffae small investment in, one calce of
SAPOLJ0 wTCepTyou have a house or Idtcheiv to clean.
From the -paint to the pote and pans, and including. the
windows and Jtoors, u is tlie
for wourine and cleaning
'Germans
Syrup"
G. Gloger, Druggist, Vatertown, .
Wis. This is the opinion of a man .
who keeps a drug store, sells all
medicines, comes in direct contact "
with the patients and their families, -:
and knows better than anyone else-;. "
how remedies sell, and what tru..
merit they have. He hears of all ;
the failures and successes, and can .
therefore judge: "I know of no ..
medicine for Coughs, Sore Throat, --.
or Hoarseness that had done such ef-- '
fective work in my
Coughs, family as Boschee'a
--. GernianSyrup. Last -Sore
Throat, wintcr a lady. ti
Hoarseness, at my store, who wa3
suffering from a very .
severe cold. She could hardly talk,
and I told her about German Syrup
and that a few doses would give re- -lief;
but she had no confidence m
patent medicines. I told her to take
a bottle, and if the results were not
satisfactory I would make no charge
for it. A few days after she called
and paid for it, saying that she
would never be without it in future as
o r,.,Wri:irt o-iveu her relief."
C o0.giR?5.0o $9r.ri
VV. L. DOUGLAS
S3 SHOE ceNtfleW
8E.OO Cenuiii" Hiiuil-ivunl, au eleiut am
M htvttMi arcs. i-h'e winch eomraemi iite-.i.
Jt .OO II inlewel M clt. A ftm- c ill &110& u:r
i II inl"ewel v ell. A nni c n
.111 i.i i. .1 fur iktvU, ami ilnrabll.tv
3
.10 ;oodt-.r VltiithestanJ!irddrOiisShofl
9
3.t0 I'oluemuii Mine is especially aaapiei
fnrrai! ojdnit"! furnipr. etc
All it. 'iim ' m:r" iiicton a-vi r.sc.
SO.OO for Liilio.i'.tl.i ' Imml-sievv oil alios
w hoid at tins po'iuUr ors,
Sn.r.0 Doiin'a Shoe ftn I .:illcisa se.r depart-
. tirpan-t lirumihest.) l'-tmt vorr popular.
8Q.CO Mum Tor Inl.ei iiinl .l.7.fnrMIes'
mil renin tueir etfrllencc tiTtyle.ete.
1I eood-i vrci ranted r.d Uiupd with naico on
trrtti " If silve.-ti-edtH-il ijient cianot myplf
you. rfD.I d!rit to intTT, iaclootu adverusod
p:lccira 1 i-stal ror -rdrr hi ink
t. I- i)l .I. . Itritckton. ?!".
W.tNTLI-Slwe Denier in nery city and town
tint otrupied. ti tae txcl'iM a.-rncv. All at-nta
advertised mloial paiur. so id toriihist'tl catajeguo.
HI 1 IHfiPC and F- 31. P- A. ri'n. Grangers. Laloi"
RLLlHlvULHitornicrrt. tirct-riliarTs and Auti
iltuopolibta. tead S-r bSi.nde cupy J"i t (ill.) iews.
tjEFFECTUAL:
GUINEA A BOX.-3
tui?sae RSffmrasoo
i&mtiJ&'tj
Fullr.est
; and Sweltirq after Mcafc,
CO.. 263 and 3S7 Canal St.. tie Yonc
ilra.'sntunc' iitu
t u-uil WILL MAIL
IKS TUH I'Al'Ell.1
Easiest
cure is
it has no equaL
P?
a small particlo is applied
Sold by druceists or ssnt
hazkhi.ni:. warren, xo.
GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 187a
IV. EAKEK & CO.'S
BreaMast Cocoa
from which the cxce of oil
has been removed,
la ulmo'iittli jiii re anil
it is goliibte. .
Nb Chemicals
ore used in its- prcparaUon. It
has more than three timtt tfis
strength of Cocoa mixed with
Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar,
and In therefore far more eco
nomical, eotting lexi thnn one
centacvp. It in delicious, nour
inlilne, atrer.gthcnins, rsiLT
StOESTEO, and admirably adapted for InvaliJs,
as well as for persons in health.
Sold hy Grocers CTerynhere. .
W.BAKER & CO.. Dorchester. Mam.
Dr. WOOD, rr-J5&."
I!fi:iilar Circdunte in AIetllclnc-21)
0 ?'nrs tmspittil itrvl vlvntc I'f'tctief
to in 1 iivif ami riv i ork -KS-talilislit-d
io Sioux Cltv .M110
IV-:r isrtJItrralincatl lrlate,
Nerius, Cbrunif uiiii Siieciat
iHncRies. Suit hi aturrlurn.
Scunniil ve:ikiu"M infjnt Intjri) ImiQtency
(Ie.so jeruiii I'Hrtri. and ail 1-cmalc IiNen.es.
trrtju'iirUtrs. ttf t'nret ii.'.riintfnl or
money refuiilp Charce fair. Tfrms.
nili. Airi'anil experience nm lmpirtrt- t in
iuriuus miilieim-s ucd Xttlvnc lot frumwotkor
Iiii-in-s-4 l'attcnt' nt a ilt.-itiinco treat-Uy mall
Htttlemn tent errrjivSerr J ret frnrtt Sit' aim Lrrrticr
age Strife vie fi.c and n-nd f r '. Jnmii anil
trriii t iin-ultat'.nn strlrtlv cunfldeiitlal. piTon
ally "r by litter Ir. AVM)I) Iim tlie larjresS
airtlir.t! anil Surciral Iiitituti? ami KJS
iiikI Kiir liitirniiirv in the- Uit- itooms for
path-ntH nt fiiirratf.fsridtf to m'-t nnv TEer
iciify A Vnttt lti.nii an 11 cure ar.t thill Jor
XjuU'S ilurinij l'rronnnrj and CnnJlnrmrnZ -li'-najc.
u.lnjc for Illu'trati-d i'.OOK und MEUIGAI
UJL'K"AI iXy".Mfntlijii tni ur.Dr.J
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