r m ISTEBJR ASK A FAMILY : JOURNAL. A Weekly Newspaper issued "every Wednesday. GRAND JUNCTION, COLO. ;2 Colninns of reading matter, con sisting of Nebraska State News items, Selected Stories and Miscellany. iS3amplo copiee sent free to any addrosg.W S Subscription price, ! a year, in Advance. Address: M. K. Tubkeb & Co Columbus, Platte Co., Xebr A.. Stjssell, DEALS IS 6 3 SI "V 2 tza PUMPS REPAIKED ON SHOBT NOTICE. Olive St., nearly opposite Post-office. 6jano88-y LOUIS SCHBEIBER, Blacksmitn ana WaeonMaker All kinds of Repairing dene Short Notice. Buggies, Wag ous, etc.. made to order, and all work Guaranteed. OB Also sell the world-famous Walter A. Wood Mowers, Reapers, Combin ed Machines, Harvesters, and Self-binder3 the best made. a3TShop opposito tbc " Tattcrsall." on Olivo St.. COLUMBUS. il-ra Judicious Advertising Creafes many a new business. Enlarges many an old buine.". Uevives many :i dull bu&iness, Ktcues many a lost busine.--, Paves many a failing bn?ituv. Preserves many a large business. Secures succors in anv biisine.s--. So eajs a man of business, ami wo atlil thai judicious advertising, for tliid tcctiou of count n. includes THE JOURNAL As iio r the mediums. Iteration it is rul ly the Ih-M ootl. tlioMtwhu know what they want anil I for what tlit- fc--t. V rlialk-nf coiuivirison with au conntrj imiht in tho world in thi-.ro-ilft -twenty rears jmljlishinn ly the Kime management, and never one thin to snh-criliers 1ii!HIxs iu The .Iouunu. This, letter than unthin; el-, shows the class of people who read Tn k .1 on una l. o very vk. t f GOSHEN FEHCEHAcSl CHEAT?. ONLY $15. oven who aad slats, cut willows, split board ornithine of tho tort, nMxIt after posts are ct, fence can lie made and stretched on the ground, in the winter, by a boy or ordinary farm hand, 10 to 40 rods a day, and can work it over anv ground. The man who has ono of tliowi ma chines can build a fence that i more durable and safe than any other, and make it at less cot-t. The machine and a sample of its -work can bo en mthecity on 11th street at Ernst & Schwarz lutrdware store. Willsell mchines, or territorj, or contract to put up fences. lmaytf J. H. MATHEWSOX. A book of 100 tiasrei. . The best book for an namnaasj wBwr to cut IIIIIUIISG cuced or othcrwiss It contains lists ol newspapers nnd estimate of the cost ofHderilliiB.lbejulverticr ho Grants to spend one dollar, finds in It the in formation he recmlres. while lorhim w ho trill invest on o hundred thousand dollars in nd Tcrtising. a scheme is indicated which will meet Ids every requirement, or can be tr.cde ' to do to by slirM cJiavpa easily crrircd at by cor respondence. 19 editions have been issued. Sent, post-paid, to any address for 10 cents. "Write- to OEO. P. ItOU'ELI. A CO.. SEWSPArEK ADVERT1SIXU BUREAU. i.'O'SoracwSt.rrijaUiiglloaaeSq..). New Tcrlc PATENTS Caveats and Trade Marks obtained, and nil Pat ent business conducted for 3IODEUATE FEES. OCK OFFICE IS OPPOSITE U. S. PATENT OFFICE. We have no sub-agencies, all business directsiieuce we can transact intent business in Jean time and at LESS COST Uian those remote from Washington. Send model, drawinp, or photo, with descrip tion. We adrise if patentable or not, free of charge- Onr fee not due till patentee secured. A book, "How to Obtain Patents?' with refer caoea to actual clients in your state, county or towa.'8t free. Address C. A- SNOW CO. OffMito FaUnt Omco. Washineton. D. a I0.$0iJW iOtmnwrtoMwxiam. Every ketn osstr ears irom iioti uhi C- far Agents Waata.1 i Brewster's Safety Beta Holder amraaterkorMa'fMC. SeadSceat to ear rsj ana pi 9lcattFlaia8Mtfcatu f'i" Second Letter from W. W. P Iteltoratiac ud Attlrmlnr Ills 1'rcvloas Stateaieata About This Jtomarkable Fruit mad Agrl colteral Region, Its General Climate aad Healthrulness An Imitation to Send for Description aad Particular, aad a Good Suggestion for Method of Kxamiaatioa. Gkasd Junction. Colo.. March 10. 1830. Editor Orange Jndd Former : Sinco writing my letter of Jan 31. from Grand Valley, many letters of inquiry have been sent by your readors to the Grand Junction Board of Trade, asking whether the statements therein set forth were reli able. I now wish to reiterate every statement made in my former letter, the main points being that Grand Junction Valley. Colo., has an all-year-round climate unsurpassed in the world; that it ha no extremes of heat or cold, no cyclones or blizzards, very few cloudy days, nearly perpetual sunshine: is especially adaptou for thoso suffering from pulmonary tiouble. and for invalid! o! all classes; is ono of the 11 nest fruit pro ducing valleys of the world, and offers grand opportunities for invalids with a biiiall capital to make an easy and safe competence in raising fruit; that ten acres of laud set out in fruit will yield more net cah per year than the average 300-acre iarin of tho Western States, and that, too, with less than one-tenth of the capital or labor. In my last I spoke principally of fruit raising. Now I wish to call attention to the fact that vegetables of all kind3 yield abundantly, and that vkli3 tho (ruit trees are growing sufficient vegetables and small fruits can oo Tailed between the fruit trees to more- than pay all expenses of taking euro of an orchard. A large cannery will IjO built in Grand Junction, ready for next summer's crop of vegetables, and tho mountain towns of adjacent minim; sec tions furnish ample markets at good profits. Sweet potatoes of a fine quality grow abundantly in the sandy land, and sell readily in tho adjoining towns at from one dollar and fifty conts to two dollars pa bushel. I think that if tho people who con template a ehungo would pool together and send out small committees from among ti:oir number to. look ovor the advantages offered by this favored locality. It would bpeed'ly result in turning what i now prac tically a dosert Into ono of the most famous fmit valleys of the world. The Grand Junction Iloaru of Trade havo recently issued a circular that covers nearly all tho points of interest here, and their Secretary will gladlv send a freo copy to any ons feeling sufficient interest to write for it. W. W. P. Cauidit Hie Infant on Hie Fly. The tuau who, when his house got on fire, threw the baby out of an up-slairs window and carried a feather bed carefully down to the street, has been matched almost at a firo in New York, when a fren zied father, scorched by the flames, pitched his two-months-old baby from a second story window into tho street. Luckily a Lnive fireman, who ought to be catcher in a first-class nine, caught tho infant on the ily aLtl saved its life. Census of Xeir York Children. Tho Now York World has printed a cen fiusof children in two representative quar ters of that city, Fifth avenuo and Cherry btreet. In 300 families living on the former street there were found ninety-ono children under 10 years of age, of whom six were born iu the past twolvc months. In Cherry street, which appears to be an abode of the very poor, 300 families fnmished C60 chil dren under 10 years and 111 under 1 year of age. life C"V tfcf tjo mm rtofix BT JOHK OBKKNI.EAF WBnTIEB. fpla be this earth Were there no little people in It: The song of life would lose its mirth Were there no chil dren to begin it. No babe within oar arms to leap. No little feet to wards slumber tending; No little knee in pray er to bend, Onr lips the sweet words lending. The sterner sonla would bo more stern. Unfeeling natures more inhuman. And no man to stoic coldness turn. And woman would bo less than woman. Life's song, indeed, would lose its charm. Were there no babies to begin it ; A doleful place this world would be, Were there no little fieople ia it. HE THREW UP HIS HANDS CAPTURING AS IOWA DESPERADO AND MAXKILLEK. swung opn, "just walk over to the De Keren Honse, ahead of me, that's as far as we'll go now.'" ' Sam complied, and at the hotel he was turned over to the waiting officers, who deprived him of a couple of re volvers and an ugly-looking knife. As old Jack surrendered the star he remarked that "he-was done with it." . "Well," remarked big Sam. "if I had known you were doing this for fun, somebody would have died." "Well, I guess you know who would have died," was all old Jack replied. Big Sam was taken to the scene of his crime, where he suffered the full penalty of the law. W. L. Fttxcir. " Lovelaxd. Iowa. ORNAMENTAL AND USEFUL. lit fflmuL The Pride or His Class. Ho was a bright, hundsomoboyof sixteen. punny-Tempercd. brilliant, and engaging, tho delight ol his parents, the joy of his home, and tho pride of his class. But a shadow foil across his bright prospect. It began with a trilling couch; soon camo premonitions of consumption, his strength tailed, his cheeks grow hollow, and ho peemed doomed to an early grave. Then a friend advised Dr. Tierce's Golden Medical Discovery. Ho tried it and was saved. Health and strength returned, his cheerful voice mug out again across the school play ground, his cheeks azain grow rosy, his eyes bright. Ho is still "the pride of his class." and ho graduates this year with highest honors. Cnnoxic Nasal Catarrh positively cured by Dr. Sago's Catarrh licmedy. 50 cents, by druggists. The Pike's Peak cogway will be illumi nated the entire seven miles by electricity. Carbons will sparkle on top of tho old giant of the Rockies, and a nitjht train will be ran for the benefit of those who enjoy novelty. It will require an enormous out lay of money to put in the plant, bat the contractors sav it will be dono. "Rig Sam" Was a Tough Customer, but He Quailed ia the Presence of "Old Jack" An Episode or tup Early Settle ment of Iowa. HEX Iowa was ad mitted to the Union as a State there were within her lorders many rough characters, who had left their quiet homes in the older States and sought the wild West ui a pure spirit of adven ture. Most of these men, tnougn brave """"- to a fault, wero peaceably inclined, and rarely partici pated in those brawls and affravs which are of such frequent occurrence in frontier communities. Unfortunate ly there were others who were never so happy as when engaged in knock-down arguments or shooting scrapes. Toter lorie a town or a neighborhood was their delight. These were the "bullies," the "desperadoes," tho "terrors," as they wore variously characterized. It was one of these pests of good society that has prompted the penning of this little sketch. Shortly after the admission of the State a brutal and unprovoked murder was committed at old Fort Des Moines by a notorious desperado known as liig Sam. liig Sam was one of many of that class who spent their summers in the mountains and drifted back to the iuw 9' ft" Jwl The Juvenile Attendant Cavalier Latest Tomfoolery o! Gothum Female Anglo-maniacs. MONG the prod ucts of modem society theio is nono more re markable than the juvenile at tendant cavalier. A dozen rich and highly respecta ble New York matrons now provido them selves each with what she is pleased to call "a UBoful boy, " and, to do her justice, it must oe acKnowio iged that she compels the young man lo earn his qualifications. Mis. Grundy herself has accepted him, and the husband heeds him not. Indeed he is lather regarded by that individual in the light of an understudy, as he re lieves Monsieur of many little social duties which would otherwise sadly in terfere with his own encaeements. J whether of business or of pleasure. There was a iime wncn a married lauy ot per sonal attractions would scarcely have ventured to go about everywhere with a good-looking young man who was not her husband. Nowadays we look for the harmless, neccFsaiy "tamo cat." Tho fashionable niatrontakes much pride in the appearance of her cavalier, and to qualify for the position be must in a measuro bo ornamental as well as useful. Furthermore he must in no wiso be awk ward. He must be able to put a cloak round Madam's shoulders as carefully as her maid, and to adjust an opera hood without ruflling tho hair. It b3ing part of his duties, too, to attend to fans, bouquets, opera-glasses, programmes, dogs, and all such impedimenta, it is necessary that ho should not indulge iu the old-fashioned occupation of wool gathering, while on no account must he permit himself to cherish the usual mas culmo TIE INTELLIGENT COMPOSITOR. The Mach Blamed Individual Find a De- reader at Lant. The "intelligent compositor" is the man who is supposed to make all the mistakes which occur in the printing of a newspaper. Everv newspaper has one. He i3 the scapegoat of the estab- i Jisiiment. He is cursed alike by the publisher, editor, contributor and reader. He does not appear to have any friends; therefore it is safo to blame him for auy blunder that may be made, ana tney alt do it with wonderful una nimity. With all of these gentlemen, save one, the compositor has no relations. Thev are at liberty to abuse him all they like, j tie uoe3 not care; lie knows them not. The one exception is the proof-reader. With him the compositor is at war a never-ending, irrepressible conllict, which began with the first proof leader and will continue until the la?t news paper has gone to press. Bat the conflict; is one sidedx The proof reader has it all his own way. He lias somehow won the conlidenee of the public, and be abuses the compositor to bis heart's content, and the unblic cultivated, are quickly killed off by the stronger natural planta growing as weeds. seems to believe linn. There are two sides to every question, however, and because the compositor meekly accepts all the blame it does not follow that it is always bis due. 1 well remember the night I set up a review in which occmred the quotation from Gray'n Elegy: "Far from the madding crowd.""' The proof-reader marked it "maddening." I went to see himabontit. He laughed at me in a superior sort of way and said their was no such word as 'madding." I tried to to tell him about jroetic license, but he knew as rmifli nlirmt. nnntin liiuncn no lie did abont GrPPk. Anrnmant mi-love. made him angry, and he loftilv asked I ! '!"e. me li j. wanted ins situation. 1 beat an ignominious retreat and went out and btiuyed my head against the wall sev eral times to cool off, one of my fellow compositors remarking with hypocrit ical sympathy: "You ought to know better than to talk Choctaw to a Chiua inau." An amusing blunder, for which the compositor received the entire blame happened on The Philadelphia Press several pears ago, in an editorial by Col. Forney. "Like shaking a red rag at a bull" is a quotation which any schoolboy ought to recognize at a crlance : yet because a tramp typo, unacquainted with the Colonel's ilowiug chirography, iuaue ueu uug out 01 "red rag it cs-' eaped the eagle eye of the proof-reader and appeared so in the paper. What the Colonel said when he read his arti- They Understood French by Ear. Hon. Erastus Gurley was in town yes terday, aud, as usual, proceeded to make his presence felt. He arrived about 10 o'clock and, for a change, dropped into Delmouico's for dinner. The obsequious waiter had just flicked a bit of lint from Mr. Gurley 'a coat collar, when Mr. Gurley opened out on him : fcYe3," he said, glancing at the menu, "you may bring me some eggs blusbincr I like Aurora.' i . JJeg pardon, sir, explained the waiter, "it's not on the bill." "Isn't eh? What's this a'tifs a iau rore?" "Oh, yes;" replied tho young man, blushing and shifting somewhat uneas ily. 4 "And I feel just like having some breeches in the royal fashion, with vel vet sauce." The waiter turned red, white, aud bine. "Got him again," chuckled Mr. Gur ley. "Well, I suppose von call it culottes a la royale, sauco veloute." "Oh, that! Yes, sir; yes, sir;" and the waiter briskly rattled the cutlery around Mr. Gnrloy's plate as though he would fain drown Mr. Gurley's voice. "Be sure you bring me a stew of good Christians." "Xow your are joking," mildly ex postulated the waiter, with a sickly smile. "Not a bit of it, man. Seo here, on your bill. Compote do lions cretiens."- "Oh ah ugh," gulped the waiter. "And don't forget the fountains of The SMeke HaMt In Japr. -EferyboJy smokes in Japan. The pipes hold a little wad of fine cut tobacco as big as a pea. It is fired and the Bnioker takes one long whiff, blowing the smoke in a cloud rrom his month and nose. The la dies have pipes with longer stems than the men, and if one of them wishes to show a gentleman a special mark of favor she lights her pip, takes half a whiff, hands it to him and lets him finish out the wmflL Catarrh Can't Be Cared WithLOCAIi APPLICATIONS, as they cannot reach the seat of the disease. Catarrh is a blood or constitutional disease, and iu order to cure it you havo to take internal rcmediss. Hall's Catarah Curo ia taken internally, and acts di rectly on tho blood aud mucus surfaces. Hall's Catarrh Curo is no quack medicine. It was pre scribed by one of tho best physicians in this country for years, aud is a regular prescription, it is composed of tho boat tonics known, com bined with the best blood purifiers, acting di rectly on the mucus surface. The perfect com bination of tho two iugrcdiunts is what produce such wonderful results iu curing catarrh. Send for testimonials free. I CHEKJr'V & CO., I'rops., Toledo, Ohio. bold by Drugjsts, prico 73c. English capitalists are on the ground with tho iutentiou of buying np all the Columbia river salmon packing houses. Daa't k OiTfeafs Tea Are Ready. Particalarry oa a long journey. Bo f uUy pared. Yoa cannot be, permit ua to say, unleM you are accompanied with the travelers' aad tourists' tad mtcum, Iloitotter'n Stomach Bit ters, most genial or appetizers, accliniatizars and promoters of digestion. Against seasickness malaria, cramp and colics bego.ten ot Ladly cooked or unwholesome food and brackish wa ter, nervousness, increased by travel, chroaio biliousness and constipation, the Hitters is a sovereign preventive. It iwtarts a rclih for food not altogether to your taste, and prevents it from disagreeing with you. Never was there . such a caiiit&l thing for the unfortunate d spep. tic who stands in dreed of tho best cooked meal. Stomachic trouble caused brill-prepared iund aboard ship, on sttasuLoats. ami nuions hastily !wiltl At. mil rnatuiiiiifa 1 .. ., if . I i soon remedied mite tut also to bolted at railway restaurants, by tlie ltitterc. which ien i Tneuraatisiu. kidney troubbsaud insomnia. Hire Their Doctor by the Year. In Titlis, Russia, a clnb of 1'25 families, just formed, has hired a doctor, SI. Ognn iants, for $00 a year, who agrees to visit the families regularly aud gho thorn advice as to how to keep healthy, to tend them if sick, and besides to give the club occasional short lectures upon hygiene and physiol ogy. Each family nays 50 cents per month for this service, and twenty-five poor fam ilies are admitted freo. Similar arrange ments line been made with the druggist. March April Pfflay may range from a box at the border of civilization to spend their I Pera lo n oox ot pearl powder, ne is ...;.. wi.:i(i, .--i.. t i. ' required to be m attendance when eho wuii;i.-i. nunc mo luajunii n uitiu ..- .. .., - -... - ,. i 1UUAU9 lilD 1UU! JLovo Letters Aro always interesting, but tho Love-Letter Contest advortised in this issue will prove particularly so to our readers. The publisher of Cuimxey CobnebIs thorough ly reliable, and our subscribers need not hesitate in replying to his advertisement. A widow in Now York has, it is said, brought suit for damages against a well known neurologist for taking her husband's brain, and also for violating an alleged con tract to give her $1,000 for using her hus band as a medical object lesson. When Baby was sick, we gav her Cstorl, When she was a Child, she cried for Caotoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, MUeu she had Children, che gave them Castoria. AFTEn forty years of Mormon rule all the city of Salt Lake has to show is some sets of books that the most expert book keeper in the universe cannot balance. Sir Xovel.t Free, will be sent bv Cragin &. Co.. Philadelphia. Pa., to any one in the U. S. or Canada, postage paid, upon receipt of 25 Dobbins' Lleetric Soap wrappers. Fee list of novels on circulars around each bar. t or sale by all grocers. While bird hnnting, W. R. Bunkley, of Leesburg Ga.. killed a white lark, the first ever seen in that section. For Coughs and throat troubles use -Bkowk's Br.oxcniAL, Troches." They stop an attack of my asthma cough very promptly. U. Fulcft. Miamiville. Ohio. OSE HUXPltED AND TWENTT Walnut trees standing in the forest near Delphi, Ind., wero sold lately for $10,000. BnoNcnms is cured by frequent small doses of Plso's Cure for Consumption. The Sultan hos given to tho king of Italy several Arab horses and other valu able presents. Oldest and best TansiU's Punch" Cigar. Four silver salt cellars of tho sixteenth century sold in London lately for $700. NERVE-PAINS. Cures Neuralgia. Neuralgia. Neuralgia. (yp FVg Halt Point, N.Y.. April 16, 1S89L I suffered six weeks with neuralgia; a hall bottle of St. Jacobs Oil cured me; no return ol pain in three years. Have sold it to many, and have yet to hearof a single case it did not telievo or permanently cure. G. JAY TOMPKINS, Druggist. Green Island, N.Y., Feb. 11, 1S69. I suffered with neuralgia in the head, but found instant relief iram the application of St. Jacobs Oil. which cured rae. E. P. BELLINGER, Chief of Police. The Pope Favors Convalescents from the Influenza with exemption from Lenten rules (1890). Ayer's Sarsaparilla Eestores Strength and Vigor. Take it now. . Prepared by: Dr. J. C. Ayer & 6e Lowell, Masa. were honest plainsmen, liig Sam was a ruflian of the most pronounced type, and was never so well satisfied as when bullying some inoffensive stranger. His latest victim had been a young man from Oliio but lately arrived in the country. Refusing to dance in a saloon for Big Sam's amusement, and calling him a cowardly ruffian when the bully threatened him, was sufli cicnt to raise Big Sam's anger to the killing point, and he shot the young man dead on the spot. Realizing that for once ho had car ried things too far, and that vengeance was about to be visited on him by a neighboring vigilance committee, Big Sam fled to the then strag gling village of Council Bluffs. The news of his crime soon followed him, and also the announcement that the Governor had offered a reward of $300 for his arrest. Several local officers attempted his arrest without success, for he was very watchful and suspicious of all who ap proached him. Besides, he had badly wounded ono officer who bad attempted his arrest. The desperado was dis turbed no more after this third attempt, and he became quite bold and full of swagger. Stopping at the De Kovon House in Council Bluffs at the time was a man who, like Big Sam, wintered in the settlements and summered in the mountains. Unlike Big Sam, Old Jack was no desperado. He was nervy and giit clear through, and he would go two or three miles any night to spin a mar velous yarn of border adventure, to some company of westward-bound emi grants, or do them a kindness. Old Jack was seated in the bar-room of the hotel one morning when a couple of oflicers came in. As they stepped up to the bar one of them remarked: "I wish we could take that fellow. It would be a pile in our pockets if wo did, but it's most too iiky a job for me. "Yes," remarked his companion, "a fellow might get him, and again ho might not; but I would like to see him punished for so cowardly and unpro- Ufc.fU u U11UUCI o lll 3. "Who is it you are talking about?" asked Old .Jack, rising and walking toward a window looking out on the street. -Why, Big Sam, of conrae," was tha reply. "There he goes, now, into that mloou over across the street." Old Jack glanced across the street and s"aw the burly figure of Big Sam enter the saloon and pass toward the bar. "Well, he don't look like such an cw--f til bad man; what has he done?" asked Jack. Thereupon one of the oflicers briefly outlined the crime for which Big Sam was wanted. "Well, a fellow that would kill an other that way ain't fit to run loose. Just yon deputize me, and if I don't get him for you just see that I get a decent plantin'; that's all I ask," said Jack. "Agreed," said one of the men, "but just remember the risk yon run, and yon are under no obligations to do it." "Never mind that, only give me the papers," replied old Jack. He was forthwith deputized, and pin ning a star on his vest underneath his coat, he crossed the street and walked into the saloon which Big Sam had entered a while before. Stepping to the bar, he called for the drinks, then remarking in casual way that he did not like to drink alone, he turned toward the man seated at the stove and said: "Come up, stranger, and drink with me." "I don't care if I do," responded Big Sam, as he arose and swaggered np to the bar. They both drained their glasses. As old Jack put his hand down to return to Ids pocket the change he had re ceived from the bartender, he let the money fall to the floor, and, dexterous ly whipping out his pistol, he had Big Sam, who was leaning back against the bar watching him closely, covered before he realized what was'coming. "Throw up your hands, and be quick about it," commanded Jack; "you're my man now," and he pushed aside the lapel of his coat and showed his star. "Don't!" he exclaimed, as Sam's hand started to drop, "don't, or 111 kill you." Up went the hands, for big Sam saw he had met more than his match. "Here, barkeeper, just step around here and pnt these bracelets I have in .my pocket on the gentleman's wrists, will yon?" said Jack, addressing the dispenser of drinks. The man com plied. "Now, open the door for us and you "can have that change on the floor for yourtrbuble," said Jack. "Now, Sam," he said, as tfct door ovoQinn "ohrrwin, lTVatSU V CTUVl'BJAAJWa lUii ' . when he is not dispatched alone I CIC llext morning has never been chron- to execute mv ladv's orders, which lcleu, but ho discharged lus entire force oi printers but saved lus proof-reader. I You write an article about Magistrate South, and you see tho proof. There it t is South, plain as day. You pick up the paper in the morning and find it makes the rounds of dry-goo Is empori ums, 'lo tho on-Iooker the value of his presence on these occasions appears lim ited, for it seems he does nothing but balance himself on the edgo of chairs, adjust his tie in every availiblo mirror, and occasionally make mildly facetious and more frequently impoitinent com ments on tho goods. At the restaurants ho secures luncheon, and being well-drilled in Madam's likes aud dislikes, he thus saves her the trouble of choosing her own fare, and the infliction of getting what sho detests. He is nseful, too. in find ing tho carriage after the theater .or after noon party, and added to all these ser viceable, if not exactly intellectual quali ties, are the advantages that he can bo snubbed at will, that he never dare grum ble like husbands, and that he never bores with the wearisome attentions of older men. To what end do these per fumed dandyettes run errands and act ai footmen lo other men's wives if not to play at being gaylotharios? Their reward is thnt they get taken everywhere, and everybody has to treat them with somo degree of civility. Then they aro in the train of a pretty, or, at least, a popular woman, a distinction which all youths envy. They live on tho metaphorical milk and honoy of tho lnnd; they basic in luxnry aud revel in all the best enter tainments, pick up "good tips," and event ually, if they are smart, secure a rich bride. The Astors and the Yanderbilts, or at least the more socially consequential ones among them, will sail away for Europe next week; but in the meantime I hey aro giving dinners, receptions, and balls at a furious rate. Chauncey M. Dcpew, you know, is not only a business associate of the Yanderbilts in railroading, but ho mixes familiarly with them in society. At the opera, the other night, I heard , Mrs. William Astor remark: "I do bo- ; lieve, Mr. Depow, that you have boon helping Mrs. Cornelius Yanderbilt to make out a time-table. Surelv, sho crowds in more entertainments without collision than I can succeed in doing." "Did you ever see a man making a railway time-table?" Mr. llepow jocosely responded. "Well, this is tho way he does it: A throad of a certain color rep. resents every train that is run over the line close to others. With two or throe of these different colored threads stretched along the ronte, and by means of markings of their running time, he lays out the new schednle. Wherever the threads have to cross, owing to the com parative slowness or swiftness of the traius and their relative times of inter fering with each other, tho layout of threads enables him to fix the figures ex actly and successfully. Now. this is a secret," and he glanced with twinkling eyes at the group of a dozen hearers. "I spent two days laying out a time-table in that manner for Mrs. Yanderbilt, and if any of her entertainmonts should come into collision sua would hold me response ble." A"ew York letter to Chicayo Led ger. A Spirited Suitor. Many anecdotes are related about the droll sayjngs of the late Jonas Hill of Fayette. He had a peculiar way of speaking, which those who heard him will never forget, but bis pronunciation can hardly be represented in print. He was at one time a suitor for the hand of a young lady whose parents did not favor him. Her father did not think that the social standing of Jonas was such as to render him a fit match for his daughter, but he told the young man that if ho would bring him 'high toned references he wonld consider his claim. Jones said nothing, but felt in dignant, and resolved to have his re venge. So he procured the best of recommendations as to his character and standing in society. The old man examined the credentials and was sat isfied. "All right," said he, "you are welcome; walk into my parlor, and yonr horse shall be stabled and fed.r "Not bv anv means," replied Jones, -my (th) horse is neither hungry nor (th) dry, and I shall never (th) darken your (th) doors any more. Good-day, sir." And putting the whip to his horso, he drove out of the. dooryard, leaving the old gentleman glaring after him,dnmfounded, Leiviston Journal. Smitn and damn the conmositor. Or yon chronicle the death of a Bucks County statesman, aud wake up in the morning to find that he was from Berks. Whose fault was that? The composi tor's? By no means. These are just a few instances which re enr to memory at the moment. In each of them the compositor, while not blameless, was much less at fault than tho proof-reader. This is very often the case. The proof-readingis rarely revised. In the hurry of preparing for the press tims is everything. Consequently, while the writer of an article gets a "first proof," he seldom gets-a "revise." And right here is where the proof reader gets iu ins most deadly work. To err is human. Compositors are very human and err nioro or less. But proof-readers ate not divine by a long ways. If they were, the casus belli would, to a great extent, be removed; but a "machine" proof-readsr angels and ministers of grace, dofond xrn I is auswerauie lor many an ungracious blunder for which the compositor is blamed. There are a great many machine coni- I positors, of course; but the machine , proof-reader is the dandy. I have run across him so often that I have come to 1 the conclusion that his species will never J become extinct, and, realizing this, I now act on the "similia similibus cu rantnr" principle. In other words, I meet machino proof reading with ma chine composition, and, while the rosult in the next daj-'s paper may not always be gratifying to the editor and pub lisher, it causes mo less trouble. In writing this my object is not to nt tack the proof-reader, bnt to defend tho compositor, who has never yet, at least to my knowledge, had an open defender; and also to remove the prevalent im pression that ho is an unmitigated scoundrel, who will do nothing right that he can possibly do wrong, Domi nick O'Connor in The Philadelphia Union. Turkish Slaves. There aro actually at Stamboul about ninety regular slave dealers who buy and sell slaves, or who are tho medium of buying or selling. The slaves are lodged in house3 known by the public, just as they know the dealers in any sort of merchandise. The principal slave houses are about thirty. An Abyssinian maiden from 14 to 17 is worth from (10 to 120 liras (a lira is worth about $4.50, but a handsome one is sure to bring 300 liras (about $1,350.) Whiteslaves (Toherke3) are more abundant. Maidens from 12 to 15 aro quoted from 00 to 300 liras, and those from 1C to 20 from GO to 1,000 liras. The price ,varies according to beauty, size, complexion, and accom plishments. Singers and musicians generally bring a good price. In the days of Ismail Pasha the price of slaves was double what it is to-day. It should be noted here that the slaves exported to Egypt greatly improved the breed of the Egyptians," One can immediately distinguish an Egyptian who has hud for a mother and father a Circassian slave from the Egyptian pur sang. Many people here buy slaves for legal marriages, preferring them to Turks. The reason is that a slave has no re lations (mother-in-law especially), and therefore no visitors or callers. She endeavors to please her husband. She is obedient and economieal.and very af fectionate even, if well treated. Lon don Daily Xeizx, Teacher Was Cornered, - In one of the city schools a teacher, with all the patience and powers of per suasion she could command, was en deavoringto instruct a class about a right angle triangle. After several attempts she called the scholars to account for inattention, with the remark that what she was saying seemed to go in at one ear and out the other. Again she re peated her description, following it by asking, who can tell what a right angle triangle is? Up went a hand, and the bright boy to whom it belonged shouted Something which goes in at one ear and out the other." JForcesfer Spy. First Tramp (on country road) -How are the folks down this wav friandly ? Second Tramp Well, I can't say much for the folks, but their dogs do beat all for helpin' ye to get along. The modern critic: ''Have vou seen Ibsen's new play?" "To tell the truth, I have not had the time, I have been so busy writing my criticism upon it." Grass and Wheat at RothamstedV At the famous experimental farm at Bothamsted, one field of sevon acres now divided into twenty plots is sup posed to have been in grass for some centuries, and it is certain that no fre3h seed has been artificially sown for fifty years. Since 185G, when the herbage was uniform, each plot has received different treatment, one remaining un mannred and the other receiving vari ous fertilizers. Among results reported by Sir Johu Lawes is that on one plot the fertilizers have fed only one kind of grass, which has killed off all the rest; on another, the grass is so hard and wirvastobe hardly fit for food; and on a third, the land has become littlp better than a bog. It thus appears that the food received by plants determines their nature as much as in the care of animals. In one of the wheat fields, in which the grain has been grown con tinuously for forty-five years, a section which has received no manure yielded last vear a crop equal to the average in the earlv vears of the experiments Hi bushels'per acre. One end of this field was left uncropped five years ago, the ripened wheat being allowed to fall. In three vears there was scarcely an ear left, anil now there is not one a dem onstration of the artificial character of our food producers, which, when ua- ah I beg pardou." I Bight here on vonr menu units d'amour." "Well, well," and the accompanying grin was ghastly. "And a mouthful of ladies." "Eh?" "Bouchee do dames quick, help a glass of water dash it in his face!"' Bnt Mr. Gurley was too late. The waiter was in a dead swoon, almost a cataleptic fit, from which he never re covered until long in the afternoon. As Mr. Gnrlej- went out he inquired of the cashier if the waiters there understood French. "Only by ear," answered the light ning change artist; "which ear, I could not inform you. A etc lork Mercury. How Lee Was Caught. A story interesting to students of American history is preserved in some old private memoirs of the circum stances attending the capture of Gen. Charles Lee by the British in 1770. Lee, as those who are familiar with the events of the American Revolu tionary struggle will remember, had been summoned by Washington to join him with his troops; but as he was jeal ous oi me supremacy ot the commander-in-chief, he disregarded tho order and left his forces, while he rode up to n place called Basking Ridge, in New Jersey, with his staff. He put up at a little tavern kept by a Mrs. Wright, and spent the day in writing letters to Gen. Gates denounc ing Washington. The next morning Major James Wilkinson, then aged ID, arrived at 4 o'clock with a warning from Washington that tho British wero in New Jersey. Lee sent down word to the impatient young ollicer that he "was in bed, but would attend to the matter after breakfast." After 10 o'clock tiie General appeared m a gorgeous red dressing gown and slippers, and, while the messenger angrily tramped to and fro outside, re fusing to enter the honse, sat down leisurely to finish his letter to Gates. "I must return with your reply to Gou. AYashington," said Wilkinson". "You will wait until vou receive it." calmly answered Lee, nibbling at his pen. At noon the situation was still un changed. Lee wrote and smoked within, and Wilkinson waited, fuming without. As the clock struck one the clatter of approaching cavalry was heard, and the British were uion them. A brief defence was made by the stall", bnt Lee soon 'appeared on tho balcony, shouting out, "Here is Gen. Lee! lie surren ders!" He was forced to ride bareheaded, in his dressing gown and slippers, to New Brunswick. Wilkinson sprang upon his fcorse. escaped, and returned to Washington. Youth's Companion. A Press Reformed Female. Do you want to know how to sot to work to make a dress-reformed or Del sartean female of yourself ? asks Clara Belle. Well, then, listen. First you must begin at yonr skin. Take" off your dainty silken undershirt, your pins satin corsots, your saucy short underskirt with some appropriate motto embroidered on its back breadths, your lace-frilled bifurcated garments all these fripperies and flummeries must go. In their places pnt on a high-necked and long-sleeved garment which doesn't stop at your hips, but continues to your heels. Then don an affair called a chemilelto a combined low-necked and short-sleeve garment reaching from cho5t to knee. Look at yourself at this stage of the game, rind if you havp the courago to go on, you are indeed a brave woman. Now comes the hideous divided skirt. Mind yon, the divided skirt of the opera girls are one thing and the divided skirts of the aesthetic woman are another. No billows of lace to wave and glance as you pick yonr way across a street, bnt two plain silk "leglets." Was there ever so horrible a word ? Y'ou are ready now for your gown. What! no corsets nor whaleboned waists even? No, no; if there is one. tiring that all these new-fangled dress re formers insist on it is the banishment of your stays. Now, then, your froek. Get the limpsiest-looking material possible. Twist and swathe it around yourself. The best way is to pin it on for then you can get a more artistic effect. Cut a towsledBurne-Jones bang from your ears straight around. Pnt on a crushed strawberry straw bonnet, without any trimming, and a cloak with angel sleeves and bagged in at the waist and there ydu are! No matter if 3011 do look like a rag doll or the "Witch of Endor," you are artistic, aesthetic, Dol sartean. Now if yon can "decompose" yourself properly, and lop and sprawl and attitudinize "your success is assured. Aro tho best month la which to purity yonr blood, for at 110 other season doe tho syxtetu o much noeil tho aid of a relUMi niedicino like Hood's SarMax3rilla a.-, now. Uuriuj the Ion:;, cold wlutt-r. the blood bf comes thin and impure, tlw body be comes weak and tired, the appetite may be lost. Uooil's Sarsaparilla is iceiitlarly adapted to purify aiul enrich tho b'ood. to create a Rood appetite aud toovcrcome that tired feeling. It has a larger iiale than any other nar-aparill a or blood pttriler.andlt increases iu popularity every yoar. for it ia the idral Spring- Medicine "Earlv last sprinc I was very much run down, had nenous headache, fait miserable and all that. Iwaa very much benefited by Hood'd Sarsaparilla and recommend it to mjffricnd.s.- H-u.J SI.Tati.ok. UlDKuclid.Wenue. Cleveland. O. "llocd's Sarsaparilla has cured me of salt rheum, which I hae had for years. I do think it Is a splen did medicine. I am 10 years of axe and my sklu is ju.t as smooth and fair as a piece of Klass. 1 have six children, and when anything is the trouble with them the Hot thluitl go for is Hood'a Sarsaparilla." Mm. LiL-jt Clvrk. South Xorwalk, Oona. Hood's Saisaprtlla Is prepared from Sarsaparilla. Dandelion. Mandrake. D;ck. Juniper IVrtie-i. aud other well knowa vegetable remedies. Iu such peculiar manner as t derite the (nil medicinal value of each. It will curs, when In tht piwer of mediciu.. scrofula, halt rheum, .ores. bolN. ptiu plet. all humor, dvspepsla. lilioifuem. sick head ache, ludiuosttoa. ircuertt debility, catarrh, rheu matism, kidney and lier complaints, ltoxcrcomoj that extreme tired feeling- caused by change ot cli. ruate.MMSon. orlife. and imparts lite aud 4trenjt!i to the whole syst. iu. Blood Poison -For years at irregular iutorvjls in all seasons" I . sutfercd tho lutolerable burning ami Itching ot blood poisoning by iy. It would break out oa my legi. la my throat and eyes. Last spring I Uok Hood's Sar gjparilla. as a blood purifier, with no thought of it as a special remedy for ivy poisoning, but it has enVctod a permanent and thorough cure.- Caltih T.SBt-rr. Wentworth. X. II. "I had bDtlaaU over my neck and back, troubling me so much that I could not turn my head around norotoop over. Hood's Sarsaparilla cured mo In two weeks. I think It is the beat blood purltler." D vNiir. Head. Kansas City, Mo. Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all dnurglsts. J 1 : six for $3. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD A: CO- Apothecaries. Lowell. Mas. fOi Doses One Dollar I Fold by all druggists. l:sljfor5. Prepared oulr l C. 1. HOOD 3i CO- Apothecaries. Lowell. Mas. 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