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Its whole vitality was low the blame thing wouldn't work. He -snide perpetual motion things but they would never move ; Aad then be made a big machine for flying through the sky. But there was a slight obstruction in the piston-rod or groove, And the only trouble with it he could never make it fly. And he made marine toboggans for sliding on the Ben, A very pretty compromise of bicycle and boat, And on the second trial trip, he said 'twas his "idee," The thing would slide tremendously, if he could make it float. And be made a panacea that would cure every ill The long-sought life-cllsir, to the world so long denied ; He took the medicine himself, a large, green looking pill. And twenty minutes later he laid him down aad died. Yankee Blade. A STARTLING EXPERIENCE. BY FLOKKN'CK WELDOX. Josio McClnre was always plucky. Every one said so, and wliat every one Fays is pretty apt to have some truth in it. She was plucky from the hour of her birth, when, a poor, puny, post hnmous little creature, she was sent into the world to assuage the sorrow of a half heart-broken widow-mother a delicate creature whose near friends were few and whose resources were slender. Josio grew up the delight of her mother's heart. A quick-witted, littie, red-headed termagaut, some were pleased to term her, but these were, as a rule, such of her schoolmates who had cause to fear her wrath for misdo ings of their own. Big boys who tor mented their smaller brethren and girls who stooped to petty mcannessea were Josie's special detestation. Rut Josio's school life could not last as long as that of most girls. It came upon her all at once one day that she had a mission in the world, namely to assist in providing for herself and her mother. I shall al ways believe that I first put the notion iu her head to become a telegraph oper ator. She used to come up to the de pot of that sleepy village nearly every day on her way home from school and watch me at my work. I was station master, train-dispatcher and general operator all in one. "I don't think I could ever learn to send a message," she said one day, as she stood watching rne. "Oh, yes, you could," I answered. "In fact, I think you'd soon become an expert." She looked up sharply with ker bright, red-hazel eyes. "What makes yon think so?" "Your quick natnre and good sense," I said. "I don't believe you'd ever lose your head." "No; I am pretty cool. Remember when Crittenden's horse ran away with Grace and me? I made Grace drop out over the rear of the wagon. Nei ther of us was scratched. I was just as cool that moment as I am now. Grace was screaming murder.' "If you had a position like mine," I laughed, "there wouldn't be much to scare you. It's nil I can do to keep awake some days." "I'd rather go farther west," said Josie. Briefly, it happened to suit her. She took a few lessons of me. I gave her something of a start. Then she went to the city and took a regular course of instruction. The nest I knew she had been assigned to a sta tion 500 miles further toward the set ting sun. Her mother and herself re moved at once from our midst, aud Josie was lost to me, save for a sparkling little epistle I used to receive every week or ten days detailing her various experi ences. I'm sure I don't know how I should have gotten on without her letters, I missed her so at first. It turned fright fully dull and sleepy at my station, but I managed to keep awake and attend to things as they deserved. Several months passed. Winter clipped away and spring moved along slowly. Jo sie's letters came regularly to gladden my heart. "Haven't much excitement out here," she wrote. "No Indians and only an occasional train-robbery. No smash ups, no collisions, nothing lively. Not many messages. Scmetimes I think m call you up and chat a little; then the roundabout way puts me out of humor. Take a vacation and visit us soon. Mother will be so glad to see you. She's crazy about her chickens, raising an enormous number. And such luck! They're always falling into the soft-soap keg or something else. Mother's health is just splendid. As for me, Fve gained fifteen pounds," etc., etc. It was this that put the notion in my head. I obtained a substitute and took my vacation in early June. The evening of the next day I alighted from the way train at the town where Josie and her mother lived at the station where Josie herself was a fixture. A trim little figure came running to ward me. It was she. She had on a plain gingham'drcss and a jaunty cap was pushed back from the auburn hair curling on her forehead. She gave me a good, ' hearty hand-shaking and or dered me into the station, "Gracious!" said I; "not much more than a shed. Do you have it all to yourself?" "Pretty often. There'3 a man around sometimes, but he's a lazy sort of a creature, and, to tell the truth, I haven't much confidence in him. I've got my eye on him pretty close. He went off this afternoon, with a queer looking character, some stranger friend of his. Wfeere they went to is a mys tery; might have been fishing, though folks don't fish at midday. Now," she went on, changing the subject with her old vivacity, "it's just about half an hour till supper time. I'll give you full directions how to go and you start at once. Walk fast and you'll be in time. And won't mother be pleased, though? You see, Tve got my supper here in a tin pail. Pre got to stay and see the express go by all right" I interrupted her with the wish that the would allow me to remain with hoc Bat sbo shook her head. "No, I haven't enough supper for two and mothera all alone. Yon can come back after me if you like, though I don't mind the walk alone. Haven't the slightest idea how it feels to be afraid. Start right along now; it's a good mile." She gave mo the directions and I set out, rather reluctantly, it must be con fessed. The station stood somewhat above the village, the railroad wound past on an embankment, crossing a river gulley on a high bridge a short distance to the west. I followed Josie's directions; went down through the village and up the road leading to her home. Mrs. Me Chire gave me a delightful welcome and a snp2ier beyond description. We had a pleasant talk of old times and new. She spoke of Josie's goodness and filial affection until tears came into her eye3 and mv own as well. Then I roe to return to the station. I shall never know precisely what thought it wa3 came into iny miud and caused me to hasten my footsteps. Time had flown. It was 8 o'clock and after, and growing quite dark. The sky had clouded over, as if a storm were im pending, and the quiot of the village was unearthly. I hurried on; I almost rati, and finally reached the station. But what was my surprise to find Josie was not there. She had not gone home, for her tin pail stood upon the table and a handker chief lay on the floor beneath. I glanced iu the pail. Her Mipper was yet untouched. The place was growing dark and no lamp lighted. Suddenly, "click, click," from the table. I listened, and knew that sonic one was calling up this station. T. W. 4T. W." I knew that Josie was "T. W." Whoever it was calling persisted so that I grew uneasy. Where could the girl have gone? At length, as sho did not come, 1 answered the cail. "Weil, what is it?" "About the express," tho answer came. "There is no mistake." I hesitated. What fchould I say? "Repeat instruc tions. T. W.' is cut for the moment." I knew only that the express would come from the west, and this was a man talking at the station fifty or sixty miles to the east. He answered after a mo ment: "Matter of life or death. Ex press will leave A in ten minutes. Should switch at P (Josie's station) and wait for special from east to pass. Other train blocked with freight For God's sake, fix it right. No direct wire from here to A ." A cold dull ran over me. Where was Josie? How can I call up the other station? I made an attempt but got no answer. I waited a little, but no Josie. It was growing darker. I rushed out on the platform and looked up and down. There was. a small shed across the track. I ran over and wrenched open the door, but could see nothing for the darkness. "Josie," I called despair ingly. Hark! What sonnd was that, faint and familiar, click, click, click. I listened without breathing. "I am here," it said. "Bound and gagged; tied down so I can't get my hands free or stir. Unloose me quickly." I grooped my way into the shed, stumbled over piles of wood and came to something warm and human. It was a moment's work to release her. "Great God!" I cried, "who did this?" She caught her breath -with a gasp. "Back to the station!" she cried; "don't waste a second." We ran to gether. She caught the key and called up the office I had spoken with. "Til lainly," she telegraphed. "Wire to A cut Station mau here in plot. Call up A by D and G ." "Too late," the answer came back. "Exprc.53 has left A by this. Flag it." Josie turned and looked at me for an instant almost despairingly. "Whas shall I do? The special has left there. The express has started. They will meet on the same track. The scouudrels came on me just as I had taken a note of the special, sol should make no mistake." "We must flag the express!" I cried. "We must flag both," she said. "This may not be all that has been done." While speaking she had turned to light the lamp, and I could see how pale she was. "A lantern," I said then. She has tened to a box in the corner and took it out. We trimmed and lighted it "This is only one," she said. "We need two. Take this and go down the track you know, to the west Stop the express and tell them that is all. I will run to the nearest house, get an other lantern and go the other way." I shuddered. "Suprxwe those men come upon you? No, you shall not go alone. I will go" "Hush!" she said. "Go quickly. The express is almost here." And I obeyed. And as I ran I trem bled at the thought of her peril. I trembled so that the lantern shook, but I ran on. JOSIE ENDS THE STORY. This was as far as Sam could write, poor boy. He always shudders when he speaks of that night Butaitwas nothing, after all, so terrible. I got the other lantern in great haste; not from any neighbor, for there was no time, but out from behind the box in the corner. Luckily I remembered in time. Then I ran fast as I could, but feeling pretty shaky as I crossed the bridge on the trestles and heard the water far below. Sam turns pale when I mention the bridge. On and on I ran in the darkness with my little lantern swinging until I heard a low humming of the rails be gin and saw a distant light grow bright "Heaven give mo strength," I prayed, and stood there waving my lantern wildly. The light came nearer. I kept on swinging my lantern. I stepped from the track, but kept on signaling. Thank Heaven, the light came more slowly; the special was stopping gradually when at my ear I heard voices of suppressed rage. With a terrible oath some one seized me and flung me with furious force upon the ground. Then I knew no more. But it was all right; the special picked mo np and came along slowly with men out ahead. And Sam, deaa-boy, had met the ex press, so all was well. The people on the special made me a little present, though ra sure X didn't 'want them to. Indeed, they made a great fuss over me. I had run. so far, I suppose, they knew it must have been exhausting. The scamps who laid the plot made off, but afterward were caught. And Sam oh, well Sam is my hus band now. CONSISTENT. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks," said old Judge Dewey, of Yel low Mound City, when his wife begged him for the third time to remember to eat with his fork at her approaching dinner party; "I'll try not to forget, my dear, but I wasn't brought up to it Folks ought to do what they're brought up to." He did not remember at the dinner party. His knife went to his mouth a dozen times. Next day, when the fam ily was dining alone, the old Judge de tected his youngest son, Frank, with his knife at his lips. "Eating with your knife, sir? Leave the table!" thundered the old Judge. "You'll eat bread and milk till further orders." "Really, papa, I think you are too hard on poor Frunkie," said Mrs. Dewey, as the little fellow left the table. Tho faces of the elder boys and the grown-up daughters showed that they agreed with their mother. "He ate with his knife," growled the old man. "So did you at the dinner," retorted Mr.s. Dewey, severely. "Don't I know it!" returned the Judge. "Don't I know it! I cat with my knife because I was brought up to it, but that boy wasn't brought up to it None of my children was brought up to it, and if I catch one of 'em doing it, as sure as I live, I'll lock 'cm up on spoon victuals till they learn the use of a fork!" V1GNIF1ED. An English clergyman relates that his father was in tho habit of frequent ing Ambrose's coffee-house inEdinburg, the house made famous by John Wilson in his "Noctes Ambrosiauje." To his surprise he found old Mr. Ambroso not at all proud of the celebrity which had been conferred upon his establishment On the contrary, he had taken it into his head to be highly indignant at be ing thus put into literature. "What right had Mr. Wilson to talk about me?" he said. "I tell you what I am sir; I'm an individual." It is not clear what he meant by this, but he repeated the statement again and again, with evident satisfaction. The clergymen thinksj that the Scotch are rather fond of hard words. He once asked a station-master whether the 3:25 train went to Campsie. "Do you want to go to Campsie?" an swered the official. "The express does not stop at Campsie. The 12:40 train stops there." The clergyman repeated his inquiry, "Does the 3:25 train stop at Campsie?" Such impertinence was more than the station-agent could bear. "Now, look here,9 he said, looking very angry, "do you think I am going to be your your your amanuensis?" He brought out the word with crush ing diguity, and left the inquirer, as he himself confesses, "morally prostrate. A Z.AWTEIPS It VSR. A Napa County man arrived in town not long ago and went to a hotel, the name of which shall be undivnlged. In the evening he handed the clerk a $50 bill for safe-keeping, saving: --"I am going out to have a look at the ele phant to-night, and don't want to carry much money around with me." There happened to be only that one clerk in the office as he took the bill, put it in an envelope, and apparently stuck it in the safe. Two days later the visitor sauntered into the hotel office looking rather sheepish and dejected. Waiting until he saw the clerk alone he sided up and said: "I will trouble you for that $50, please." "What fifty dollars?" asked the offi cial coolly. The guest recalled the incident of his handing over the money for safe-keeping, but in spite of his insistence tho clerk denied all knowledge of tho mat ter. Whereupon the man of Napa County consulted a lawyer. "Procure another fifty-dollar bill," said the lawyer; "take a friend with you, aud go to the clerk again. Say you find you were mistaken, -and that you discovered the bill iu your pocket Ask him, in your friend's presence, it he will keep it in the safe until yon need it Then come back to me for in structions." The visitor did as he was bid, and re turned to his legal adviser the next day. "Now, go back to tho hotel alono and when you find your clerk disen gaged ask him for your money." This the visitor did, and the money was forthcoming. "Now," said the man of law, when the client applied for further orders, "take the friend who was a witness to your handing over the second fifty-dollar bill, go with him to the clerk, and ask for your bank no to again." The ruse was entirely successful. The clerk, finding that his victim had a witness to the transfer of his money, aud that a denial would be useless, stepped behind tli6 desk, dug the orig inal fifty-dollar bill from his pocket, thrust it into an envelope, stepped to the safe and, pretending to take it out, handed back his booty. San Franr cisco Bulletin. AS US WORT lit SUSPICION. Mr. McSwat picked up a doughnut that lay on his plate, examined it crit ically, made a mental estimate of its weight and laid it down. "Lobelia," he said, "did you make this?" "I did. Billinger, " replied Mrs. 31c Swat, proudly. "Pll have a whole plateful of them on the table in a mo ment" Mr. McSwat made no reply. He was thinking of the $10,000 for which he had insured his life the day before aud as he looked- at that doughnut and then at his innocent and unsuspecting young wife a look of cold, hard suspicion set tled on his face. A word is a weapon so terrible in its action, and so deadly iu its effects, that it will strike with the force of a thun derbolt, and slay its victim with the flashing rapidity of lightning. A kilkxi.vk never goes to a tlanci in pumps. Too suggestive. Bostot Courier. APAasnro fact; rwasHta Long enough to feel TMgraeeralyreseaoeotl ABlat her beavty's shrjae ' ' T0atktbisweeneesof ox aer quiet fraesv aaoasentkmeeL her gentle face. To caleb a glance from out her downcast eyes. i naeetjng light of violet, more rare frhan all tka eolara of the summer ski ier skies, That but a moment lingered flattering there. ksaomen'. Then she vanished; yet to stay I Within my memcry like some distant strain Online, rising, slowly dies away, i Bafhngera yet when all is still again. Or, as a dream that flits across the mind I When eare is bound by all-forgetting sleep .Too soon will vanish, but yet leave sleep 1 behind A. gentle sweetness tbit the senses keep. It Fate had bnt been kinder. Who can tell 1 Our paths had beea the same, and, hand in hand, -Together we had wandered o'er the fe'l And crossed the borJer of the unknown land. We' met to meet no more. Upon the sea Of life we pass like ships. A moment seen, A signal shown, a shout thrown cheerily, Then darkness, waves and distant stretch between. 7. T. Xnccomb. The New Evolntion. Prof; W. K. Brooks, of Johns Hopkins university, in a recent lecture on "Embty olcgy'br Evolution," proved to tho satis faction of his audience, by means of unin telligible names and mysterious dia grams, that a man is a direct descendant of the fish. Prof. Brooks is a ben factor. When some one shall catch by the tail our alleged but most unsatisfactory ancestor, the ape, and rid as of that stain apon onr escutcheon, we should become a Erondpeople. Everybody wants to believe i evolntion, but human nature rebels'at the ape. Resolve us back t-till further; make fishes the starting point, or the living sea flowers; give us the anemone for a grandmother, even reduce us to a monad, and science will swing on unhampered by this universal protest. i Of course the ape must be encountered somewhere on the line, but it were better to begin at the beginning and skip the in termediate links than to have a certain alli ance with these caricatures of men contin uallythrust upon us. Monkeys, the very embodiment of the weak side of bnmrtnity, are unpleasantly suggestive of facts. In the pranks of a frisky old baboon there is too much external evidence to Buit the average man. With fishes for ancestor man may con tinue not only to ovolate, but to retro spect without detriment to his dignity. By all means elect the jelly fish and turn the monkey out. Remhiiscences or WcndeU Phillips. , Wendell Philllips was another broad gnage, lovable character. I lectured with him in many towns, and the more I saw and heard him, the more I admired him. He preferred to lecture to a small and appre ciative audience in a town rather than to a large and cold oca in a city. One day I met him on the streets of Boston. He was going along faster than nsnal and said he was on his way to Fanenil hall, where there would probably be a very exciting meeting. President Grant bad called ont the trcops to suppress riots. ' There was a great democratic crowd in the old historic hall and it appeared dan gerous for a republican to attempt to speak. I entcied in front and Mr. 1'hil lips, just as I cast my eyes on the plat form, began to ascend it from the speak er's entrance. A democratic orator was 6peaking, but no sooner bad Mr. Phillip's head appeared above the platform than the people began to shout, "Phillips!" "Phillips!" Very soon he was addressing the aud ience and endeavored to concilliate and pacify bis hearers. In all cases where great peril existed to the citizens, he said, it was the duty.of the government to pro tect them. No sooner had ho finished the sentence than a number of men began to hiss. The great orator paused and in a gentle way, more in sorrow than anger, be said: "Troth thrown into the caldron of hell would make a noiso liko that." It had a wonderful effect, and from thnt moment nntil be finished ho was not inter rupted, save with rounds of applanso. What Hare Yon to Exchange! We buy, sell and exchange hinds, lots, stocks of "merchandi-e and other property, making exchanges a specialty. Send us a complete description of your property, tell ing us what you want to sell or exchange it for, and wo can llnd you a customer. Prompt attention given to correspondence. We solicit your business. Cook A: Hill, real estate brokers, corner Fourth and Pieice streets, Sioux City, la. A table that belonged to the late Wm. Shakespeare has just been discovered at Stratford-on-Avon. It seems that John Wheeler, aged 80, late an inmate of tho Warwick Union, who at one time irrrev erently cut bis initialsonthe "sacredrehc," has deposed on oath before a justice of the peace that it was long the property of his family and known among them, at least, as "Shakespeare's table," and that he re membered hearins ahis grandmother say that she purchased It from a woman who had bought it at a sale at Shakespeare's house in Henley street. Not long ago I saw the original manu script from which was abridged and drafted the greatest message of President Franklin Pierce, writes a correspondent of the Portsmouth Time. It was in the handwriting of seventeen different promi nent men of this country, including cabi net officers and heads of depaitments, but the moat pointed suggestions in it wero in the fine, peculiar chirography of Isaiah Miuot, who is still living in Concord. The "Mother's Friend" Not only shortens labor and lessens pain attending it but greatly diminishes tho dan ger to life of both mother and child if used a few months before confinement. Write to tho Bradfleld Regulator Co.. Atlanta. Ga tor further particulars. Sold by all drug gists. The other day thore came to Salem", Ore., a box car that left Detroit sixteen days be fore. It contained P. Hanvood, wifo and child, seven cows, two horses, two sheep and an endless assortment of household and kitchen furniture and farm appliances. Mr. Hrawood said the trip was mado easily and quite pleasantly, considering tho cowded condition of the car . Russian Influenza or La Grippe. The cause of tho disease is not definitely known, but that it is u germ in the atmos phere there can be no doubt. There is a!.o no doubt but that Allen's Lung Balsam will ease and cure the troublesome cough at tending it. To those afflicted wo would recommend its use. In the stomach of a cow which was butchered at Washington Court House, Ohio, the following articles were found: Several nails, two and three inches long; screws, brass nails, carpet tacks aid a number of small stones. There was fully .quart of these articles in the animal's stomach. Tho cow was apparently in good health before being butchered. Florence, Ala. Tho personally conducted excursions to this rapidly growing city have been so suc cessful that the Chicago & Eastern Illinois Bailroad (Evarisvillo Route) will run one on each pi the following dates: Feb. 4. 11. 18 aha 25. For copy of "Alabama as It I-" and further information, send to William Hill. Qen. Pass. Agent. Chicago. III. A Madison, Miob., widow kills three birds with one stone by inserting in the same issue of the local paper her husband's obituary notice, a card of thanks and a notice that she will auction off her late partner's peraosal effects. Pure Blood Is absolutely necatsarr in order to hare peifsct health. - Hood's SanaparUJa U Um great blood purifier, quickly conquering scrofula, salt rheum, and all other' Insidious enemies which attack Uie blood and undermine the healta. It alao buifti m the whole system, cures dyspepsia aad atck headache, and rrarcomea that tired feeling. "I cars beea troubled by a acrooileus affection all my life. It fa one of the marked recollections et my boyhood days, aad for several years has readered ase unable to labor ranch. I thiak Hood's Saxsapaiilla, which I have beea tuins at interval for tea years, is the best thing I have ever taken. I am sow 69, and my general health teems better than erer." H.D.Abbtt. Warren. N.H. I have taken two bottlea of Ilood'a Barsaparilla far salt rheum and dytpepaia, with which I was troubled very much. After taking thia raedidae J aa feeling as well as eter in my lite." O. W. Kosz. 1-otirrille.Pa. K.B. If you want a coed medicine, get Hood's Sarsaparilla Seldtj al! drszUts. l:tiilor. lrcparedoaly k) C.J. HOOD k CO. Apothecaries. LcklII. 100 Poses Onm Dollar Wg a Little CMri lawagM. AltttleBhednbiand avenue aid pmataaiatothaksHiss yesterday afternoon and bmc ner auKaer u tM nau. "WhyvFLossM," she exelainud, "what's the matter?" "I just walked honw, saanma," was the answer. "What did yen do that for? I gave yon a quarter for car tickets." Well, you see, Tnasussa, it was this way: I gave the conductor the quarter and he put it in his saoath and said, 'Is it good?' and I said no, it wasn't, because I never saw anybody eat a quarter and then he handed it back to me and I didn t have ana more money, so I got out and walked. Condactors don't eat money, do they, mamma?" The mother explained that "good" didn't always mean good to eat, and Flossie con soled herself with the quarter which she had prevented the conductor from devour ing before her eyes. Washington Star. How's This? We offer One Hundred Dollars Iteward for any case of Catarrh that cannot bo cured by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Trops., Toledo, O. We. tha undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for tho but 15 years, and behove him perfectly honorablo in all business transactions, and financially able to carry ont any obligation mado by their firm. West & Trcax, Wholesale Druggists, Tote do, O. Waldino, Kiknan & Marvin, Wholcsalo Drug gists, Toledo, O. E. n. Van Hokn, Cashier, Toledo National Bank, Toledo, O. Hall's Catarrh Cure is token internally, act ing directly upon tho blood and mcens surfaces of the system, l'rico 73c per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. A iiiTTiiE girl named Kaufman, living just outside of Pittsbnrg, is a puzzle to the scientists. Sho cannot speak German or English, but hat a speech of her own, par tially understood by her parents, but al lied to no known language. Up to this point in thfir investigation the learned men studying tho caso have had to rest on the glittering generality that whatevor there is in tho human tongue the female 6cx will get out of it. Never Say Die! Scourged witii ulcers, boils and tetter, Weak of limb and Hore of eyo. Hopeless now of growing better, Surely ono ruusl die. Not at all. poor, discouraged siiffarer from disordered blood and scrofulous trouble. Take Dr. Picrco's Goldon Medical Discovery, tho great blood-purifier and life-saver of modern dny4. All thoso un wbolesomo sores and blood disorders may be cured, and tho victim will look and foal like a new man. It i warranted to benefit or euro, or money paid for it promptly re turned. Perfection is attained In Dr. Safe's Catarrh Remedy. It cures the worst cases. An Unkind Cut. Briggs Now, everybody knows that surprise is one of the chief elements of wit. Braggs Thcro's no doubt that it would be if you were ever to say anything witty. When Baby was sick, we gavo her Caetorla. When she wis a Child, fchc cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, sho clung to Casloria. When she had CbUdrec, sho gave them Cantoris. A r.ENTiiEMAX arrived at Palatka tho other day having in his possession a tooth weighing over six pounds, which was taken from the bed of Peice creek, south Florida. It looked ag(d acd ti cnmuel was nearly gone from the wear if the water. Four weeks ago a similar tooth was discovered and sent to tho Smithsonian institution. It weighed twenty six pounds, and the scientists at the it stitution pronounced it to be an extinct spe ks of the elephant. Eveb since ISO! there havo been women more each year) who claim that there is no soap half as good, or as economical as Dob bins' Electric. Thcro tnust bu souio truth in their claim. Try it. see how much. A sensation has been created among New York gaslronomer3 over tho alleged discovery that they have been eating black squirrel hash, done in sherry, at uiamond back terrapin prices. Oregon, the Paradise) of Farmers. Mild, cquablo climate, certain and abundant crope. liest fruit, grain, grass and stock oountry in the world. Full information free. Address the Oregon Immigration Board, Fort land, Oregon. One of the keepers in Bushey park, England, lately discovered two fine bucks lying dead in a ditch with their horns locked together. 15oth animals had re ceived severe body wounds. For Throat Diseases and Couohs use Brown's Bronchial Troches. Liko all really good things, they are imitated. The genuine are sold only in boxes. A business man of Painesville, O., is afflicted with paralysis of a very singular kind. His legs are powerless from dark to daylight, when he recovers the use of them. The smoker's delight "Tansill's Punch." Both the method and results when 8yrupofFIg3 is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, nndacts gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem cflectually, dispels colds, head aches and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in its effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50e and $1 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may sot have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA Fl$ SYRUP CO. 8AH FMAMCOCO. CAU loomvniE. at. hew rout, .r. IICmOM THIS rim wan iwm to wiiimit TO COAL CONSUMERS Throughout the Northwest: Write to the CHI III CHI CUfllT at Streator, HI- for prices on the best grade ol LUMP COAL Delivered at yonr ttatioa. They make spcial arlces to Mills. Factories aad Farmers' Allanccs. ftsitiislj Cured with Vegetable Remedies. Have cured many thouaand cares. Curt pattest noBOuaeed hopeiesa by tan baat pcyaiciaaa. Frcm Irst dose symptoass rapidly disappear, aad in tea dan at least two-thirds of all symptom are remold. Seed for free book of testimonials et rclracsZoc cures. Tan daya traatxneat tarnished fnte by mail. If you order trial, send te rent in stamp to pay soatage. DR. H. H. G3XES 8U'9. Atlanta. Q. PPsaieiafBal JOHN Vf. MORRIS, LIlSIUIl Washington, D. C Successfully Prosecutes Claims. Late Principal Exam leer V. . Pension Bureau. yrs In last war. IS adj udicatiogs claims, atty sinca. 15ooilei?Tinr 'nnFiTJCS! rone. l-.-nmiuHiii-.A'itnjuttir.'J ort- ka.ii. a.j. .i,iY,ni'nivinKiiLj77uiii.L.-rciLurn W ....... . V . -t..i . r. - , I trTafsxJ(xsBcsuiXJMt;ouJMsBu8ale.ai.X. 11ROPSY M M TREATED FX1EE. IlilSiF STHiif ana wan aw Bsstsw'g Clsssicsl Csefcs. In the opinio of the Boston Hermld "tlw state cfMaswu&usetta can probably show to-day asote admirable) wobkh to the square mile, who caa combine the two ex tresses of being able to read and enjoy Dante's 'Faraduo' ia the original, and yet prepare aa appetizing dinner oat of tho cheapest cut of lean beef sold in the market, than can be found anywhere else on the face of the planet." lafsraal Ingenuity Could scarcely devise more excruciating tortures than those of which you see the evidence in the face of a rheumatic or neuralgic sufferer. The agonies are the consequence of not check ing a rheumatic or neuralgic attack at tho out. set. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters has beea found by skillful medical practitioners to pos sess not only remedial but defensive efficacy, where those diseases exist, or a tendency to them is exhibited. Surely this puissant but safe botanic mediciue, bearing, too, such high specific sanction, is hotter than the poisons often employed, but most unsafe, not only in continuance, but in isolated doses. Tho blood is depurated thoroughly from tho rheumatic virus, and the nerves, slightlv iniimrged upon, saved from ultimate and direful throes by this benign, saving medicine, which likewise exhibits marked efficacy for malaria, kidney complaints, dyspepsia, couitinaUou, and liver complaint. Important banks of marine sponges, including all the kinds most valued in com merce, have been discovered on the south ern coast of Sicily. They extend from fif teen to eighteen marine leagues in length, and are from twenty to thirty-one ells in depth. Best, easiest to use and cheapest. Ftso's Remedy for Catarrh. By druggists. oCc. A Frankfokt mm is training his hens (o lay their eggs in tho kitchoa, where he bos placed a cradle for their accommodt tiou. This saves the labor of hunting tho eggs. "ONE FOOT IN HIE CRATE." How often do wo hear tho nhovo said of somo poor pilgrim o'er life's thorny iwtth, whose tottering step, pallid face, unnatural glitter of tho eyo and hacking cough, and its accompanying involuntary pressure of the hand over tho lungs, tho seat of tho dread disease consumption that causes the remark f Too frequently, alas ! and in tho interests of such unfortunates this is pen ned, to assure them that their steps need tend no longer towanls that narrow recep taclo that awaits all that is, until life's allotted spaco is covered from any siicb cause, for tho scientific researches of Dr. R. V. Pierce, of tho Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, N. Y., re sulting in his " Golden Medical Discovery," havo Avrested front Iattiro a remedy which never fails to euro this bcourge of our race (which is really nothing more nor less than Scrofula of tho Lungs), if taken in time and given a fair trial. For Scrofula iu all its myriad forms, whether affecting the lung-tissues or other organs or parts, Dr. Pierce's Golden Med ical Discovery is a sovereign remedy, and tho only one that is sold by druggists, under a positive goaraatee from its manu $500 -J-' '' ' ' I I mif: IcimMk vkA i "iiffift t., iM nnlff fllfr QsTMl3l J m ' 11 -"i55 II i ' I IE 2iK iv 'Sir w i Am - i sMM il m 111 m MM Yl if teF V Copyright, 18S9. ". Sage's Remedy cures the worst cases, no matter of how long standing-. fiOc. by drugista. Best Conch Medicine Cures where all else fails. taste. Children take it without objection. Uy druggists. B ryant & Sfrafton Chicago Bvsiness College! smoWT-HAND INSTITUTE and EKCLISH TRAINING SCHOOL. riUSTAM).tlt IWarTITLTlaW nf th T.xn.WMMin nr 17ZXES WOHIiDI Full Informs UaawCaiatofjaa, terms. ete., sent HOLE. AddroaH.lt. BKVA.NT Ac O.N.rrprictr,Ckl-ce,Ua,-TTsjrssssa'd Ihla rallrss to aw rita litrs. MeaUalliUaaerwkc)asu write. Ara tho I1KMT for all producing orerywhero luies.Heaaiiini r lower, ana uise 3. packages Earliest arm unoD. HsbbMH sufficient for a uusu-r v eaeiasie fcett -noatpaid 9 1 " 13 pacaaa-ea L'hoica Waiver rieed.S I. I paa-v. I JiCromte I HeedllafrToiaato (new) -cur. IOO.OOO ROSES and PLANTS. Seo4 far Ft CaU!.(. etatain e.trjuln n; lawn, rafien aad farm. JOHN A. HLZKM La t'roaa. w ia. ORATEFUL-COMFORTINO. EPPS'S COCOA BREAKFAST. "By alhoroBKh knowted;r of th natnrallawa which a-ovarn the rperationa cf (".In r. linn end nutri tion, and by a caif ul arpUcr-tion rt tht En pmrer. ties of well-selw-ted Cwa. Mr. Kppa has irori.!H our breakfast tab'r with a d.liratWy flatouri! bT erajr which rosy aare us many hfa-ry doctorVWUX It is by tho juitidoTia ur-e of siw-h artfclr of di-t that a constitution may be aradually built upuntllstrv-ng enough to resist arery tendrncy to disear. Hun dreda of sulitle maladies are Eoatlnf around u rraily to attack waererer there ia a arl ilnt. We tear eacapn many a fatal haf t l.y ktpi" our ele well fortified with pure blood ami a properly nourished fram.' Oli-tf Srrfre Goz'ttr. MdesUnpIywitnboilina;TTateror mils-. Sold only In half round tin!1, by Oroctra. lsfeltol thtu: JAMES JSPJ& & t'O., UnmtrupaUuc Chemists, '" London. r.nrind. BtCtTlO! THIS TKTtX warn nmn aasaiiaaaa. Muilc, as a handmaid, stands ready to at alst in all social pleasures and gaieUes. CflPIII CiaPIHC! "Co!'e Song' (M cents'. dUuJrU. dlnblnb! -CnlWe Soezb for Banjo. ('mtr ("ch 11). -Good Old fcoccs We L'.ed to BlnaTdtOO). TCalDrDiarCI"Tn"rxrance Creaade-f03 ctn. I tlf LllMllf L! or t3. dor.) Emerson Morey. -Temperance Kaliylns Honw" (35 cts. or $3.69 doz.) uuii. INTUrU DntiifCf "-"-7 Anthems (3) cts. or MlntRI 0UUritj!t7 doz.) Eroeraon. -Asthenia of Praise." (St cr S'dcz.) .Emerson. -American AnlhemL'ook (?:2T$l2dcz.). Dow's -Re-aponses and Sentences" i cts. or t; 20 doz.) (Slctu.orflJOdcz.J: -vlardea o Sinsirg F:o-rrs (13 eta. cr tender.) Great Success Gf Our Hev $1 Mysic looks. Piano Cl.ir" (Vol. t and oJ. 2). "Popular Piano Collection." Pl'"'ar Dtr.ce Music Collection. -Sonir ( lassies for Sopr," 'Sonj Clatsir tor Alto. Classic liiritose ancf Kas.s Socx." "Classic. Tenor Sonre." Each boot, tl. SILILTD Ton EZTAII. FBICT. LYON & HEALY, Chicago, 111. QUVER DITSON COMPANY, Boston. HiuWinter Hi. CM! sbMI stassflSL" Is that BaalaarOhto' ary Best, Colnabas IOMo,reK,lM. -i haTonsedStJay , sobs OUtai my SaasBy IMMIS SSMiaMllW tetheamedldMcaaedidaes FOR CKNCRAL USB. It Is a good, hoaest asediclae and hoaest raes will not hesitate to recommend it to suffering hasoaalty." JOHN P. SLEMM0N9. Bookkeeper. At DaTocnm and Dzaixxs. IK CNABLES A, VtCEllB CSt. Elf's Crmi Bali wax CUKE CATARRH grtcw as C ta. I Apply Balm into each noetrU. ELY. BRC3. K Wanes St. 2T.Y. PENSIONS f jsxra at- BUJii-n It you want your pension .withoat delay, put yonr claim ta the maade VXTBUa, OKlftC9KsiA MONTH can rr mad) IU, sJCUw. worklnx for us. l'crsonapre lerred who cin tnrnitih a hote and bits their whole time to tho business. Spare moment may be prof itably eirploTed alM. A few vacant-Ira In town and cities. 1). F.Johnson Co- loco Main SLJUcbmund.Va KIDDER'S PASTILLES. Bur relief tCTn.ua lTiceSSctaJ no i nam vmsil.btowall .VCo. iCaarlsstoam. ataaa. OPIUM MaSMi. Tbeoaiv and easy cure. Dr. J. L. SteDaeas. Lebanon. Ohio. reaiWOBVIWO s-nd for CI reularo. TAtaica, WW abash. Atty .at Law.Waahinc tou.D.G. facturers, thnt it will benefit or aire, if taken in titno and given a fair trial,: or . monev paid for it will lv refunded. En larged glands, tumors or " bunches" 'aro dissiiKited by its uso ; old sores or ulcers healed ; u white swellings,." hip-joint disease, nnd kindred ailments, permanently cured. It'3 a medicine, not a beverage ; n concen trated vegetable xtrcct. without Migar'or syrtip in its make-up. Don't hget dnlnk,-' nnls. As peculiar anil marvelous ia qura tivo properties as in its composition. .It's mission ts to cure, not palliate. "Golden Medical DLeovery"' invigorates , and strengthens tho liver and lungs, iharp ens the appetite, improves digestion, purifies the blood, cleanses tiic system, end builds up both flesh and strength when 1 educed by " wasting diseases." It leails all other med icines in amount of sales. There's nothing liko it for the diseases for which it is rec ommended, so don't be fixiled into accepting any substitute, said to bo " jint as goodr It's on insult to your intelligence' when ua principled dealers try to inlin off something; eke upon you. just to make a little, better profit! An honest dealer supplies what his customers wont, without questioning their intelligence. World's Dispensary- ' Medical Association, Proprietors, Buf falo, n. y. ; CATAMH REMEDY, for a cae of Catarrh in . the Head which they cannot euro.' By it mild, snothimr. nnd healinir nronerties. Dr. Recommended bv Physicians. Pleasant nnd agreeable to tho soils and rlimce. Early Tcrc-I urR LaGRIPPE 'ALMER'SMAUMETICINHALEI Patented June 12, 18S8 Price. Ono Dollar. The highest French ruediral authority deflnaa ta Oairi't'aa follows: 'Ligripp Is a catarrhal affec tion. Is epidemic, and i characterized by a conges tion of the mucous membrane of tho nnw. pharyn geal and laryngeal bronchx. with feTerish action, mora or less pronounced, accompanied by headache and general feer." Dr. Palmer. an eminent EtiKlibli phyician.who has) deroted a lite of study to tho Mibject ot catarrh and diseases of tho head, throat, and lucga. somo tim since commenced a fenei of experiments with a view to determining wuthpr any combination could be formed which would UiU the ptraoita and act as a tealing power at the hams time. The renult of bis . experiments was th Introduction and rapid saMof his Magnetic Inhaler, tho Inraea of which, when in- haled, are re tretthinz and cooling, aiid d.rtne Imme diate relief and rpeedyccreuf headache and sore throat which are th forerunner ol L.A UKII'a'E. HAM ' EQUAL T3E: ii?EiAiEr:rD Eecaue you cannot eccapo an attack of th most annoying disease that c:cr existed in thia country. 1IL PAJLMER'S 3IAXimC IMIAI.KK.'U' used at the commencement of an attack.it mi re to break it np. Six persons employed in one eftab!i-h-ment In Chicago were atlacied with 1.A UKIPi'K la ont day. but a liberal application of the Inhaler through the nostrils and thrott prevented their Ids leg any time and nied a doctor's bill. SXafSanJ tor an 1NHAI.EK at once.-i An ounce of prerenUoa la worth a pound of cure. Beware cf imitation, an there are unscrupulous , persons engaged in ths manufacture of a spurious inhaler that ctrongly rjcemb'.es the genuine. . Full directions, testimonials, etc. cent with each Instrument. Upon receipt of S1.0O I will send one Inhaler by mail, postage, paid, or for as.00 1 wiU send six In halers to any address. E. A. tJAVlSjK, General Western Agent. 271 l-'ranlilln ML. Chicago. Ht, ASTHMA. PosfcasB's AstamaSpeeUW belief in tsji anurias. rarsaU.swoTsa, m. l. yrftav tows, ra writes : 1 bsts has Asthma f or jars-, foqnfl sa reOef until I triad yonr Specs Se.wnlea rltedaa xnuaes dlataly." Bold by aU Oram. glsta. StBsrBos.ByasB.sias ?RUL P1CZA6B Fail. AddxatBvT.rorHAX. , SALK-VklZ?: and 3Atav. 'T.AIllKH. both Local and Travelinc. to sell Diamonds. I Watch's and Jewelrr. Uooda novel acd staple, and Had a ready sale in all mmnnniliu. Absolutely no comreUUoB. rfTnmrnniat if mil ffooils are not as reDrcarnted- and all bear the guarantee of the maiiafarrurera. We pay aa ary ot rrora asjw o eaow wvr week. Address for full particulars KEED ANSON. .MMiinfactcu-lna; Jewelers Areata 1&3 La Mali .Street, Caarace. 111. J.G.X.U. No. .7 m i vSjWnsnBsrfjBsjgs ZsawriJasCfJaWTAa aPiH fj0mJ'C !sVm BbSaBnss4Bangj7a " ' - 4. a v L -ScC- -- -feSi' . .-. s. --; ,- Z.i. -