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Oootbrith ia Overlead. A TALE OF VALLE CRUCIS. Duriii"; tiie summer of 1888, it was the writers pleasure to accompany the Democratic gubernatorial candidate of North Carolina on his canvass through the wild, mountainous coun try in the western portion of that state. " At night, sitting around abhuir log fire, we were often ' entertained by tales of mouutain life told by the mountaineers in their own inimitable way. The following little history of die life of one of these mountain peo- f' le, usually w free from anything ike romance, told us at the little place called Valle Crucis, in Mitchell county, was especially interesting to our party. '.ledge," said an old mountaineer, apparently 80 years of age, addressing the guWiiatorial candidate, "thar'sar leetle grave up ther mounting side which I'll take yer terarter rising time ter-inorrer. It'hev been ar mighty long time ergo since it war made; but even now when I sets down an' thinks "lout ther life of ther one that lies in that lonesome place, wharther wolves howl an1 ther wind blows so cold, I can't keep back ther tears; no, Jedge, I cau'L An ther ain't none of this' hero stuff what yer read 'bout in books in this what I'll tell yer nuther ; ther whole thing is true shoas the Lord made me, ev'ry word, an' ez nigh ez I can Til tell it ter you. When I was ar boy long, long time ergo, olo Squire Smith he lived at Pig Pen Gap, 'bout ten miles down ther creek. Ho had ar leetle gal name Mary. She had them great big black eyes what 'ud shine like ar buck's on ar dark night an' them long curls that 'ud fly in ther win'. She wuzar mighty pry"crceter. She could run an' dim' ar tree wus'n ar squirrel with ar dog urter him. An' cause she could do all sich, we uns alius called her Kildec. "OJe Squire Pearson lived up ther branch not so mighty fur. He'd come thar ar good many years afore, but nobody didn't seem to knownothin' much 'bout him. He had ar chap named Bill. Me an' Bill was pard ncrs, but, Jedge, we warn't no more like than ar pig an' ar punkin. Bill lie war ther best feller you ever seed, lla wouldn't hurt nothin'. If we'd start out huntin' an' fin' some game. Bill wouldn't want ter shoot it An' then he didn't take no intrust in things like me. When we'd go ter get chest nuts an' sich, he'd forgit all 'bout what ho come arter an' go set down ou ar log; he wouldn't say nary a word, but look right at ther ground. Pear'd lil; he war thinkin' bout somethm way off. An' ther he'd set till I'd chuck him with ar burr an' say, Wake up.' I'd alius lie askin' him what ailed him, an' he'd say. 'Nothin'.' But I thought, an' I kuowed thar was; an so one tlay when u e were out fish in' an Bill was settin' on ther bank. duu forgot 'bout fish an' was lookiu' in ther water, I went an' set down right close ter him an' sez: 'Bill, we uns have been tighten good chums nearly ever since we wuz a whimperin', but yer hain't never tol'nie wliat in ther woi'l" 'tis you air always studyin' 'bout. Now, come, ole feller, an' tell me what 'tis. Pullin hisself tergether, turniu' round an' lookiu' me spang in the eye, he sed: 'Ike, dad has alius tolo me this yer is a treat big worl'. an' he uster, way long time ago, live in one of them big things what yer call cities, whar thar's mo folks lives tergether than thar be in the Mitchell county two times big. An' ther folks what live thar have got larnin'. I ain't got no mm' as to what ther thing be. but dad sez it am mighty good. It's gittin' gumption in yer head. Now I'd jes like to go tooueof them places and git ur peep but you is the first creeter I cvertole, an' 'Say, fellers, I hev found a new cave ter make ar house iu. Come right on!' Lookiii up wo seed Kildee. When Bill seed her his eye begun to shine (.mine too, I speks. Jedge. said the old man, laugh ing). Me an' BUI both liked Kildee like she were our sister; it were ther only thing me an' him was like in. Jedge, yer bet we three had ther big gest time 'round this yer ole settlement you ever beam of. We'd play like we wuz growed up an' 'ud keep bouse an' all sich things. Course Kildee 'ud be ther ole 'oman an' keep House. Me an' Bill did the huntin' and she'd do tho skiumn' an' cookin', 'ceptin' oucct in ar while when we didn't kill euough to suit her, she'd grab the ole flint rifle, go iu ther woods, an' when il liangcd somethin' alius drapped. Waal, yer bet she could shoot Things went on this way for ar long, long time; playin' like, yer know. But twan' so many years afore we begun to think 'bout 'sure 'nougli.' That same kin' of somethin' what tells leetle bars they ain't cubs no longer begun to tell us, 'yer got ter stop yer playm' like.' 'One uviwnin' fer the first time, we got ter talkin' about the matter. Bill wuz alius ready to, talk 'bout Kildee, w wc set an' talked ar long time 'bout which of us should liave Kildee for his ole 'oman. Twouldn't have been Bill if he hadn't wanted ter give her to me, cause he were jes that good hearted; but, yer know. Jedge, I couldn't, I wouldn' let him do that But ve couldn't agree on nuthin'; so wc said we leave the whole thing ter Kildee fer ter fix, an' we'd do jes' like she sed, didnt make no difference what it were. So nex' day when all three of we uns were in Big B'ar cave Iupsan' sez: ' 'Kildee, mean' Bill air in trouble. An' when wc tell yer what 'tis we air afraid you will just holler, an Till make all sorts of fan outen us, but we ain't a-carin'. Its jes this : we uns hev been cubs long enough, an' now it's time we be gittin' growed up. An' we ain't perticuler smart, but we got gumption 'nough to know two fellers can't hev the same gal fer kis ole 'oman. You hain't never showed so differunsin yer likbV of us, ITliW, but you must fir some kinder way fer eoeof na ter eit yer. Nowtkeoae hell hev tocoovavaa' Sauire Carter's rat Omnaa. niaer, Wt mntker one of uawaat tar hev trr lve jar (and. Jjtijfe, wuenisea was my eyes oefimtogei watery), but it's better fer one tar fit left than both. Now, whatever you say we'll do withoat ar word; aay yer say, Kildee.' 'Evervthing war so still you could hear a deer tread. We know'd she were ez peart an bright eg ar cricket an would do riarhL She stODDed. thoughtar leetle, then, raisin' her head, v with them eyes ar shrain', sed: No, fellers, ther aint nothin 'bout that ter lauzh over. I bed been think- in' 'bout that too. I don't like Bill im liottAP than vm and vi- no hetlM ! than Bill, but it's like yer sez; so I'll ' thar flue clothes, an' them eyes ashiti jes do this: j in' an' tnul bur a-waviu. An' some- HDleSauire Pearson has been talk- in' lots to dad an' mam 'bout cities 'an larnin. I dunno no more 'bout ther things than ar squirrel does 'bout pot licker, but they pears mighty nice. Now ther one of yer that'll fin' out 'bout them fust 111 slap this here ole ban' right plunk in hisun.' ''Jedge, when aba aas that I sez ter myself, 'Bill, ahe'a yourn.7 BUI he stostaian'waa4hosfhtful like. 1 kuowd he wuz so glad ter git her. but then he wanted me to hev her too. The sweat begun to run down my face, but I didn't say ar word. We'd sed we'd do jes' like she sed. She didn't hev no idea who she was trottin' down ter Squire Carter's, butlknowed. "Ar few days' arter that ar. Hard lookin' mounting chap left hyar with all his belongings swung on his back. He hed begged and begged me ter go too, but I sed no, I'd stay an' take ker of ther ole folks, and keep my eye on Kildee fer him. He didn't hev no inin' as ter whar he wargoin', qut sed he wur goin' 'till he found ar city. When he sed good-by, we couldn't tell why, but ther tears begun ter sprout in our eyes. Bill sed: 'ike, keen good keer of Kildee till I come back. We maybe growed up then, but we uns will stiU be ther same ole Ike an' Bill.' "After he left, me an' Kildee kep' up our frolics, but 'twaru't like it uster be. When we'd think 'bout Bill the tears 'ud bergin to come ter Kil dee's eyes, but aWd pull up the cor- 5T ner of ner apron, wipe tnem erway an' say: 'Never min', he'll come back afore many years an' then we'll be so happy again.' " 'Bout ar year arter, there come past here some men what called them selves surveyors. They went up ter Squire Smith's an' asked to put up ar few weeks. "Kildee war 'bout 18 then, nigh ez I recall, an' a puttier or pearler gal never slapped foot on the ole Blue Ridge. Thar wuzar young buck in ther gang what wore a white shirt an' talked soft an' putty like. From the fust he 'neared ter like Kildee. He'd ask her ter go long an' help drag his ole chain. Every tune I'd go ter see Kildee she'd be gone down ther ravine or somewhar with that thar f oiler. One day ez I was goin' home I tlrmght I heard somebody talkin' soft lko up among the bushes. I stopped, listen ed, then went up sof to whar I hearn ther noise. Thar set Kildee an' that feller. He hed his arm 'round her an' was talkin' mighty intrusted like. An' every now an then Kildee's eyes would shine an' she'd laugh an' say, 'Yes, yes.' I stood and watched them for ar while but didn't say ar word . I I went on home as mad ez ar hornet. T n-Anlil vw' on nra ilia nar' ilav a n' put some gumptiou in that gal's head rboutthat feller; his eyes didn't shine ter suit me. 1 knowu he was up ter some devilish trick. "Nex' mawnin' 'bout sun up, while I was feedin' pigs, I seed somebody walkin' mighty brisk like down the road. When he got nigher I seed it wuz ole Squire Smith. He wuz ar cussin' an' rarin. I knowd somethin wus up. " 'Waal, Squire, what's ther fun?' I asked. " That derned soft spakin feller has gone of with Kildee an "I didn't wait fer another word, but threw down the corn I was feedin. an' sez: 'Come on. Squire, we'll ketch him or die try in'.' "Afore we hed gone fer we met ole man Pearson and askt if he hed seen them. He sed they had passed his house the evenin' afore, but he didn't thiuk 'bout their runnin' away. 'But if they were, 'tain't no use ter try ter ketch them, they have got seen er start an' both of um knows ther roads.' Jedge, it war like somebody had died round hyar arter that leetle gal hed left An' sure enough, ole lady Smith did die afore long. She uster set an' cry an' say she'd never see her chile any more. Twan't so many vears afore the ole man died too, 'cause he wuz gittin' ole. - It got so lonesome I couldn't stau' it no louger, so 1 took nieself down an' tole ole Squire Carter's gal ther way 'twas, an' we spliced. "iou see that rise out yander? Well, Jedge, one day I wuz settin' down there; it war where me au' Bill sed good-by. I wus thinkin' it had been ten long years since we parted. an' how things hed changed round wus wonderin' in that time, an l where Bill wuz now. 'Bout that time somethin' slapped me on the back, an' sez: 'rlere he is.' " 'Lawsa-mercyf I yelled, fallin off ther stump an' rollin' all over. 'What! you, Bill! Oh, Mr. BUI, I reckon I orteraay.' " 'No, the same ole Bill,' he sed, with ar smile. "He hed grown ao tall an' han'some, at first I couldn't believe it war he; but arter lookin' in that face ar while, it looked so kin an' good, jes' like it uster, 'ceptin it hed whiskers, I knowd it war BUI. 'Bill; whar in the worl' bav jnu Ugao uow IS youf (Vaewt right down an1 tell me an' ther ole oman all 'bout it When I aed that ar strange look came over his face. He looked down ar minute an wuz stai Then he raised his head an' sez: 'Ike, is Kildee np at her house! I tried to get back sooner, but I could not; but lknew she would wait ;ili I came. Let's go there first It has been ten long years I've been w jting to look in tnose eyes again. Come, let's find her.' A great big lump come in my throat an' my eyes bergun to water when he aed that Poor feller! he's been woridn all these years look- in' t orward to comin' back an' gittin' his leetle gal an' now she's gone, the Lord only knows where. 'BuVIsez, tryin' to swallow ther lump, 'Kildee's gone. She run away with ar stranger longtime ago, an' no one don't know whar she is. The ole man an' his wife, an' your dad, too, are in them col' graves in ther field nigh Big Bar cave.' "Seek ar look es coase aver thai man'afaeal never seed! He turned, an! afore I coald aay ar word he wax "SMSl on the I life. Two chilun war eiven me. a cai an'arboy. The gal we named Mary, the boy answered ter Mall.' tiicr tit u,.t v:io iW uwgc, .wu atiure. It war ; ar mignty long time atora we ever beam of the gaL I never thought I'd hear again. "When ther feller run away he took her to New York. He made her ar big lady. She he horses an' eyerythi bed ar fine house an ung. She hedplen- ty of mens, too, when she wuz ar I wa'nt thar. but I knows that mounting gal was the puttiest Isuv. leetle woman thar when she got on them i UIIIK) ttiicu glfc iu ucr lino viirriujjc an ' go ter church. Onct she went ter hear the bbreest preacher thar preach. Thar wuz somethin', she couldn't tell jes' what, that made her like him so much. An' his face wuz so kin' look iu. "Late one night when Kildee wuz I sick in bed, her ole man come in; his face was sorter excited like: he went over ter whar Kildee was layin' an' tole her he had to gooff ou some busi ness for ar- few days. She didn'H think nothin' queer of that "cause he was used ter doui" it. But ther nex' ( niorniii' when sue picked up ther newspaper, lo and liehold, thar wuz . lkAw lti.lo,ilbf tiisttltwa .ifrltt ttlYhlV lift eyes, an' ar great loug piece about him 1 He wuz ar theif ! He had been robbin' the bank he wuz in for years an' years, an' ther bank folks had jez' found it out! But he had gotten away. ""'How come me at home again V she asked, lookiu 'round and ihtdiu' herself in a plain, leetle room, with a kin faced woman watchm' over her. 'Mother where is Bill and Ike? We'll all go down to the cave, an but no, that's not mother. What docs it mean? Where is my husband and child? This is not our house. What does it mean, kind woman?' The wo man then told her about the bank rob bery, and how her husband had gotten away. And about her reading about it iu the paper and fainting. And that the house and everything had to be sold, aud she and her little boy be brought to the hospital. "Poor leetle gal, there she lay. No friends now an' no money. But ar thought struck her. She'd send fer that kin lookin' preacher. "An ther preacher come. He did look so loviu' to her. Ho took her little thiu, white hau' iu his. She be gun ter tell him her story. But Jedge, she didn't finish that story, no, yer bet she didn't! Forgittiu whar he wuz. Bill threw his arms 'round her poor, weak, leetle neck, an' lookiu' her straight in ther eyes, sed : "Kildee, Kildee. don't you know Bill? Lookatme.' "'Oh, Bill, is it you! No, no. I can't look you in the eyes! Had I but been true to you, instead of runnin' away and being miserable all my days, and then this end! But God has for given me. won't you, Bill? Show me you will by making me two promises. One is, have me carried back to the old mountain home, and buried uear Big Bear cave; the other is, that you will take and keep my child; he's named for you, Bill.' "And theu, as the sun was goiug slowly down iu the west, an' every thing was still an' quiet like, she went Home, softlv savin'. Forgiven, for- J give".' Alfred pendent v t- a. iMarsli in lnue- Counterfeit lug Railroad Tickets, "Are railroad tickets easily counter feited?" was asked an old conductor. "Yes; but, strange to say. they are not imitated to any gi-eat extent, borne of the tickets sold are worth $30 and sometimes $50, and there's no difficulty whatever in printing them. The card board can be secured of any dealer, and the worst engraver imaginable is able to make a facsimile of our cut The figures on the margin of the tick et puzzle many persons. They are but inuicators for the conductors of corre sponding numbers to cancel. Of course the counterfeit will be detected sooner or later in the sorting out de partment where each ticket has its number and consequent position in the pack. Should two tickets be num bered alike they would soon be dis covered. One reason why more bogus tickets are not printed is tho fact that almost sure discovery would result should any attempt be made to sell them. The counterfeit of a return ticket might be discovered before the holder had time to use the coupon, and iu consequence such a person would be surely trapped. The same rule holds good in regard to along distance ticket Before the journeys end is reached the fraud might be telegraph ed on the line of route and result in the arrest of the would be deadhead." New York Star. A Day or Best. Sunday School Superintendent Can any of you tell me why Sunday is the day of rest? Little Dick (holding up his hand) I kin. It's'cause wegetup early and hurry through breakfas' so's to dress in time fer Sunday school, so's we won't be late, ana then skip inter church 'fore the bell stops ringin' and then go home to dinner and get fixed up for afternoon service, and then get supper an' go to bed so pa and ma can get ready for evening service. That's all we do." New York Weekly. A Brava Girl Boaring Branch has a young lady of nerve. The other evening, while en joying a visit with some friends, a correspondent asserts a mouse came from under the sofa where she was sitting and found shelter in her skirt, where he soon made his presence known by becoming too. ambitious. Did she scream or faint? No; she did nothing of the kind. Just firmly tightened her hand over a portion of her clothing and quietly left the room. When she removed her hand a dead mouse fell to the ground. Wellsboro Gazette. ASUgfct Bobby Gazzam (to Mr. Sumway, who is spending the evening) Won't you show me your fiddle, some time, please? Sumway Fiddle, Bobby! I havo no fiddle. Bobby Gazzam Oh, yes you have. Pop says you've played second fiddle ever since you got married. Lippin cott's Magazine. Where Ceaiae Ia The man who first made the old fashioned clothes pin, selling now for about twenty cents a bushel, hit the idea ao dead right that nothing better has been aakedior since. Halfadoaen other sorts have been invented, but aid "twolers" still hold his own and taf-Detest Free Press. 'J NAMES IN A rANKEE TOWN. rialalynaa Hi a sally Daatilailea rrettt- la the little aad exceedingly rough coaaty town of Wolcott, which b .osdy six sailes long and four wide, there are twenty-eight localities which had espe cial names given to them by the colonists who settled there, and which have clung to ( them to this day. There were vol umes in some of the names to the pio neer. The custom illustrates forcibly the good Yankee habit of having a aaate for everything and of giving everything a name. The list runs like this: . "Red Adder Meadow,' where in for mer days one of these serpents was kill ed every year in haying time. Near this meadow stands an old bouse, into which, at milking time, while the family was absent a red adder crawled and bit a young chQd that had beea left alone. The child was found dead with the ser pent in its breast rifJsck Ledge" coataiaajiMjoave waert Indian Jack lived with his squaw for years, tie rerused to dwell in a bouse. "Beaker UiU. said to be the spot where the pioneers drank a beaker of wine together, after viewing their new found country. "Spindle Hill," where the broom and basket stuff were cut, ax bandies were made and hickory spindles turned out for the spinning wheels of Wolcott 'Clinton Hill," named after its first settler, is the highest land in that part of Connecticut. "Chestnut Hill," a ridge running north and south, and smothered in old chest uut trees. "Bald Hill," on the summit of which the soil is so poor that there is no vegeta tion. "Wolf Hill," which was riddled with wolf holes. The colonists were 100 years exterminating the pests that lived inside. "Tame Buck," a vale liaunted by a buck which became so tame that he would come out in sight to eat "Woodtick," a settlement so named because in old times, when the wood choppers laid down their clothing, it was quickly infested with these pests, which had to be cut out of a person's body to be successfully got rid of. "Misery Hollow," containing a well nigh impassable muddy road. "Cat Swamp," which has contained wild cats from the time of the settle mentof the place. "Hog Held Hill," where hogs used to be allowed to roam and fatten. "Pudding Street," where, it is said, the villagers, following the example of their magistrate, 'Squire Upson, had boiled Indian pudding every day in the year. "Plumb Street," which was settled by more than twenty families of Plumbs. "Cedar Swamp," is lined with cedars and full of trout. "Cuss Gutter Brook" is a stream that runs through quicksands, where many a horse and cow. it is said, have been swallowed up. "Cream Pot" is the old name for a very fertile farm, in the center of the town!' It was named in this way: An old gentleman from New York bought it One day while in Waterbury an old gentleman joked him about the well known poverty of the soil in Wolcott "Yes, yes," replied the old man, "most of the land is poor, but I have got into the cream pot." "Tucker's Ring" is where an old In dian of the name of Portuco constructed a large ring in which he stalled deer. "Honey Pot," a vale so full of wild flowers that it literally swarms with honey bees in summer. "Carter's Corner," where the Carters settled and lived for years. Oneofthem carried his tax list to the assessors made out in this way, as may bo seen at the office of the town clerk: I have a cow, her tall is lost. Supposed to have Ueen bitten by the frost; Then add my poll, my tax is given For eighteen hundred twenty-seven. "Bottomless Well," a beautiful spring, the depth of which has never been ascer tained. "Rose Hill," which in summer is aflame with wild roses. "Briar Hill," where the townspeople go a-berrying. ."Cider Hill," k called because it once teemed with apple orcliards and applejack was made there. "Walnut Hill," where the choicest of shell barks grow. "Fiddler's Pond" and "Uargytown," named for two wild localities of the town, the applica tion of which no one knows. Bridge port (Conn.) Cor. New York Sun. SHE CHANGED HER ADDRESS. Aad Then relt Where the Iasaltea Xaw Ha Asked Was. We have often thought we should like to 'tend bar in the counting room of a newspaper. A man in this posi tion gets so much general information. The other day we were hanging' around in The Post's counting room trying to make it appear we were the business manager or cashier or some body worth while, when a very dis tinguished looking lady entered and said to the engaging young gentleman who politely offered his services: "Will you be kind enough to change the address on our paper " "Certainly," said the young gentle man, taking his pen from over his ear and reaching for the address book. "Thank you," she said, and turned to sweep out "Excuse me, madam, but you did not give me the address." "Didn't I? I thought I did. Are you out CI "Perhaps I didn't hear it" "Maybe not, but lam pretty sure I gave it to you." The young man politely waited. "Oh! You want to know where to send the paper. Yes, yes ; I didn't un derstand you. You see, lam not very familiar with business. My husband almost always attends to such things, but he is hanging the pictures in the new house this afternoon and, as I was coming down to do a little shopping, he asked me to attend to this." "Yes'm," said the young gentle man, resuming his waiting attitude. "It will come to us all right now, will it?" she asked, turning to go. The young gentleman courteously inquired her name. She looked a lit tle insulted, then a trifle dazed, but presently she smiled and said : "Oh, 'you want my name so that you'll know whom to send it to. Of course, how stupid I am!" and she blushed and seemed confused. "You see, I've become so accustomed to hav ing all the gentlemen with whom I do business know who I am that I never once thought" She gave her name and the young gentleman wrote it down. "Where has the paper been deliver ed, please? 'Wharajt QuroliflAce. We just moved yesterday. The out nouse waa very comfortable and we should have staved there, but our what do yoa call it? lease is that iti" 'Probably." "Yes; our lease expired ou the first of the month, and the man who owns the house has coucluded to live in it himself and let us have the new house he has just built It is a very nice house and has more conveniences than the old one, but after all the old place was a good deal like home to us, we had lived there so long. Still, the new place is much nearer lo my hus band s place of business, and 1 think it is in a little more desirable quarter of the city, too.'' "What section Is it in?" asked the young man. with commendable stra tegy. "Oh, the northwest section. I wouldn't move from the old place to go. to any other thau the northwest section, for 1" . "And what street it it in?" She gave the name of a fashionable street ' "And what is the number?' She looked as if she were not quite sure this was not impertinence, but the young gentleman's polite nianuer re assured Iter and site told him the num ber. "Where have you been living?" he asked. She certainly thought that he was a very inquisitive person her counte nance showed that much but she an swered his question, not, however, without a resolution to put a stop to his inquiries, for when she had given tho number of the old place somewhat icily, she turned and rather strode than walked from the office. Wash ington Post. AN EMPRESS IN THE KITCHEN. 8h Loots Aner It. SapertateaOa Every thing. aal It la a Weadeefel Place. The empress of Austria is the best royal housekeeper in Europe. She is as thoroughly acquainted with the de tails of the imperial Austrian kitchen as her husband is with the details of the imperial Austrian government She superintends the household af fairs of the big palace at the Austrian capital with the greatest care. She re ceives personally, reads and acts upon reports from cooks, butlers, keepers of the plate and keepers of the linen. Cookiugdevices which have become in convenient or antiquated are abolished only at her command. New methods of preparing or serving food are adopted only at her suggestion. Chauges in the personnel of the estab lishment are made for the most part only in obedience to her orders. Con sequently a person can eat drink, sleep and be served better in her house than in any other in Europe. The kitchen in which the food for the bluest blood of Austria is cooked is a huge room with all the arrange ments at each end for preparing fish, fowl and beast for the table. Fifty chickens can be cooked at once ou one of the big whirling spits. Against the side walls from floor to ceiling stand scores and scores of chafing dishes. In these dishes, ail of which are self warming, the meats aie carried to the carving room, whence they are re turned to tho kitchen ready to be served. The boiling and baking and frying and carrying and cutting oc cupy a small regiment of servants. Twenty-five male cooks, in white clothes, dress, spit season and stuff the meats. As many female cooks prepare the vegetables, the puddings and the salads. A dozen or more boys hurry the birds, fish and joints irom uie aiicneu 10 me carving room, where long lines of carvers slice ant joint everything laid before them. The kitchen utensils fill a big room opening into the kitchen. This room is the ideal of German housewives. The high walls are covered with pans, kettles, griddles and covers, which shine as only German hands and Ger man muscles can make them shine. There are soup tureens in which a big boy might be drowned, kettles in which twins could play house, and pans that could bold half a dozen Hanses or Gretchens. In short, about every culinary utensil ou the walls is of the heroic size, suggestive rather of the Missouri barbecue than of the feasts of crowned heads anil diplomats at one of the first of courts. For days before the gieat court festivals the whole Austrian court kitchen staff, from the "head court cooking master' down to the youngest scullion, work like mad. The chefs hold repeated consultations iu their council chamber, often debat ing hour after hour with all the ear nestness of a parliament or congress concerning the best methods of pre paring fowls, sauces, cakes and soups. The menu, as selected by the chefs, is submitted to the master of the provis ion department so that he may imme-1 JCatC V1UCI IIV1U BtlA 4A SeV the cellars of the castle lack. The Austrian court dinners are fa mous on the continent The delica cies which result from the protracted meetings in the council chamber of the chefs are often so fine that fa vored guests not infrequently ob serve the old German fashion of tak ing a choice bit home to their friends in the name of the empress and with her best wishes. All that remains of a court feast or dinner is sent to the Viennese hospitals. On the days just after the banquet the empress is very busy looking over the reports and in ventories of the frau head keeper of the napkins, and the fraulein head keeper of the tablecloths, and the head guardian of the imperial china, and a dozen other like functionaries with jointed titles. She reviews all these communications with conscien tious care, and orders with strict at tention to minute details the replace ment of all that has been lost, broken or defaced. New York Sun. AN INDIAN GHOST STOFT.. Vow Um Spirit aft Cwvte4 sain KiUe Saheb Den Dhobey waaa prison offi cial of proved courage and magnifi cent physique, who was brought from Jessore to Alipore to take the place of head warder. It was bis duty to visit the patrols between the surrounding walls every night between the hours of 13 aud 2. On one occasion, after he had been only a few days in the jail, he set out on his rounds as usual, but some time after 2 a. m. it was found that he had not returned. Time wore on, and at last mere wondering why he was so lata gave way to anxiety, and a search party waa organised. They carried torches, and at last came upon the insensible form of Saheb Den Dhobey. He was lying prostrate on the ground close to the hospital gate, wnicb is situated about iw yarns taat from the gnuowp. earned to taeoflkdars marten, and thereafter a tune, by the application of water and other re storatives, he was brought around. The following waa the tale he told: He had been going his rounds aad bad stooped down to adjust one of his shoes, when he felt some one spring upon him from behind and commence belaboring him between his shoulders. The concussion forced him on to his hands and knees, and he first thought that it was a prisoner trying to escape. Not very much aUrmed, for he had confidence in his great physical prow ess, he tried to grasp his assailant by Ktting one arm behind his back; but could feci nothing, yet the blows continued to rain down upon bira, and he felt himself pressed, down to the earth by a great weight At last a voice addressed him: ''You dare come here, do you, to defile by your presence tha territories of Uoviad Brahmiu?' Aud with that iheaaan felt himself bodily lifted up, and then dsahed face forward on the ground. He remembered ao more till heawoaw to consciousness in the guard room. When he had finished this strange story, the aged head warder, who was about to retire, came up and put the question: "Wbatistfiis that U being said about Govind Brahmin?" This led to explanations, and the old warder told now a uoted budmash of that tiauic, who had committed sev eral eold blooded murders, and had been hanged iu Alipore jail six-and-twenty years before. "But." pointed out one" of the auditors, "SahebDen Dhobey was attacked a good distance from the gallows. We found him close to the hospital gate." "Ah!" re plied the old man impressively, "the scaffold in those days stood on the very spot where you found the pros trate body of Saheb Den Dhobey.' The latter listened with blanched face; then he threw himself back on tho couch on which he lay. "My hour has come." he said. "It must have been the spirit of Govind Brahmin that attacked and beat me. My heart is broke, it is certain I must die." And die he did in two days' time. Times of India. A Iaa of Tattles. A correspondent of a Ceylon journal gives some interesting information about the turtles on the coast in the neighborhood of Jaffna, in the north of the island, which are said to be in numerable. They are of three species, called sea, milk and pariah turtles re spectively. The ordinary or sea tur tle is generally large in sue and is met with everywhere at sea around Jaffna. Two tiny islands, called Iranativu, are literally swarming with them. The islands themselves are sterile, and al ways exposed to inundation; the in habitants are poor and ignorant of agriculture, and live chiefly on the turtles. They use the shells of the large ones as seats. In the town of Jaffna the ordinary turtle is always procurable, and is a favorite article of food with the people. The milk turtle is small iu size, and is to be found only in wells and banks. It is not an article of food except with the poorer classes. The pariah turtle has a high back and a shell which somewhat resembles that of the tortoise. It is found iu marshes aud ditches. It is not an article of food, but is highly valued by native medical men, because the flesh and blood are supposed to be a panacea for ailments peculiar to children. New York News. A Precious Slag. The diamond signet of the ill fated Charles I of England is of immense j intrinsic and artistic value. It was supposed to be the handiwora of the monarch himself. He was known as a skillful artificer in gold and silver, and much of his leisure was devoted to this congenial occupation. On the seal was the graven coat of arm1 of Great Britain and the monogram of the king. At his demise it liasswd into the lms- ! session of his dethroned son, who, dur- mg tt:e time of his banishment in France, became in such straitened circu instances that he wan forced to part with the precious relic. It was purchased by the well known French traveler, Tavemier, who shortly after ward made a jouruev to the far ori ent. He exhibited the jewel at the Persian court and the shall offered him a fabulous price for the unique treuie care iu the treasure vault of the oriental satrap. Pros. L'are&trased Refenuera. Singular, isn't it. how often it hap pens that after a society woman has played herself out in society, and her name has been tossed anil bandied about from club to .street corner, she goes upon the stage "to elevate it" Poor old stage; it has a grievous load of reformers and "elevators" to carry. It could get alonjr very well with its old family, if it didn't nave to exhaust itself trying to look after people who announce their mission and intention to "elevate it". What the "elevator" always needs, iu order to make it of any practical account in its mission, is a down trip every other time. And the ' vlcvator" will find it much easier elevating if it goes up empty and cause-; down loaded. Burdette in BrooU-.n EagV The DiSerenca Set Very Gieat. Representative Reed, of Putnam, was one of the legislative committee sent to inspect the asylum. There was a dance on the night the commit tee speutin the investigation, and Mr. Reed took for a partner one of the fair unfortunates, to whom he was intro duced. "I don't remember having seen you here before," said she. "How long have you been in the asylum?" "Oh. I ouly came down yesterday." said the gentleman, "as one of the legislative committee." "Of course," said the lady, "how stupid I am! However, I knew that you were either en inmate or a mem oerof the legislature the moment I looked at you. But how was I to know? It is difficult to tell which." Albany (Ga.) News. The Stare as It Is. Mr. Smallpay Spent Sunday at the seashore did you? Pleasant time, I suppose? Mr. Slimpurse Well, the fact is. 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