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Oaly for am thaaoltade aad pate. -All the Year 8a OX THE BLUE PETER. The good ship Blue Peter lay at bar offing at the wharf in Detroit. Davy Jones, the mate, sat on his locker and was evidently in very bad humor. Ever and anon he rose and paced the deck im patiently. The ship was ready to sail, but one of the crew who had been hired for the long voyage to Chicago had not yet presented himself. The tide was ready for business and the mate was anx ious to get off so as to catch the trade winds that blew across Lake St. Clair. Mr. Davy Jones used language with ref erence to this delay that would not look well in print, and anyhow it has nothing to do with the plot of this Clark Bussell ian story. Just as the patience and the vocabulary of Mr. Jones were both exhausted a dap per stranger came down First street and approached the Blue Peter. Behind him came a colored lad, who carried a very handsome valise. The stranger was tall and extremely well dressed. He wore gloves, and his cufis and collar were spot lessly white. A pair of gold rimmed eye glasses were astride his nose, and con nected with them was a thin gold chain that was fastened to his vest. As he saw the fuming mate he said: "Ah! how do dor "Look here," cried the mate, as the dapper young man stepped aboard, "this is not a passenger vessel." "It is the Blue Peter, is it not?" an swered the young man, as he tossed the boy a quarter. "You are the mate, I presume?" "Well, what of it!" answered that offi cial. "What if I am the mate?" "I merely wanted to know, you know. I have shipped on this boat as an able sfTPftp, and I would be much obliged to you if you would ring for the bell boy to how me to my room." "The deuce you haver cried the mate, who had nearly fainted with astonish ment. "You have kept us waiting, then, and we will very likely miss the tide." "I am sorry for that," said the sailor. "But you see I had to havo a shave and so was kept waiting for my turn. I couldn't begin a voyage to Chicago with out a shave, vou know." The mate in a surly manner had to admit that such a proceeding would have been quite unprecedented, and at this aaomentthe cabin boy approached and took the sailor's valise, intimating that bis room was all ready for him. The mate muttered to himself as he saw the sailor disappear. It was evident that he did not like the cut of his jib, as landsmen say. T11 take the starch out of that fellow before we get to Chicago; see if 1 don't," aid Sir. Jones, addressing his locker. Thus you will notice that trouble looms right up at the end of the very first chapter, but you may bet largely that the dapper young man is going to come out all right. They always do. The good ship Blue Peter stood out for Lake St. Clair. She passed the island in safety, caught the tide all right and be layed herself straight into the lake. Cape Coffer came out of the cabin and east his weather eye around the horizon. "Mr. Jonee," he said, "there is a squall coming. How is the barometer?" "Down," answered the mate." "How low?" "About ten miles. We left it down in Detroit." An ominous black cloud was slowly rising in the west. The ship lay in a dead calm and was plowing through the troubled waters with the speed of a race horse. The mate hoarsely piped all bands f orred. The last sailor now ap peared in a nice suit of boating flannels and came forward adjusting bis eye glass. "Now, sir," cried the mate, "what might your name be?" "J. Marston Ingram," was the reply. "Well, then, Mr. Ingram, get aloft ' there; lay out on the main brace, stand by the peak halliards and see to the clewing away of the spliced binnacle on the f orred yardarms. Jump lively now." . "Aye, aye, sirr said Ingram, nothing daunted by the terrible order, which made the cheeks of the hardy sailors blanch as they heard it given. They knew that the mate was down on the Ingram ran swiftly up the rope ladders known on shipboard as the companion ways and walked out on the yard arms. He speedily clewed away the binnacle in a manner that showed that he was an expert seaman. This ought to have satis fied the most fiendish mate afloat, but it did not satisfy the mate of the Blue Peter. "Come down," he yelled through his tptfH"g trumpet. "Climb up the aft aoast and clew the binnacle there." There were ominous murmurs among the crew at this brutal command, for in all their experience they had never known the same man to be asked to clew more than one binnacle at a time. The su&te paid no attention to the growls "otner tnan mg a nwifisHPg look at the men. The storm was now at Its height. The skip rolled so that the tips of the yard arms touched the seething waters on either side. It was such a storm as is quite common on the lakes, but is never sen in the tropics or on the ocean any where. "Aye, aye, sirr shouted back Ingram, aad watching his chance he slipped off the cod of the yard arm into the smother hag surf. A cry of horror rose from the "He prefers death to staying on board this ship," said one of the men. At this moment J. Marston Ingram did osaathing that is Barer done on ship board or off aocospt in tiirnnn novels Mke this one. When the ship rln bar second dipom Halt side he nimbly caught the end of -aWyardarm and was carried aloft amid the rousing cheers of his comrades. Ha r Is ami up tlm Unnsrln snil iliil flnm n m slack along the main jib boom taut sheet. The snate Muttered to himself, "Fofledl laastiT Gnashing hie teeth, he took a fnsehchawof tobacco, an unsaQor like faatowMchbewasssdinad,aadwent TJpi aaa slay, a the W Jna EAan MMUMBflB flf ffMW mUm BMP aVassaanmanx, ? trnmBMnsjeanas ass, wamar ww anwnuvt Ma BrtflStTOIAK Hat) eH aYaTVaft?amiaYaa? OB SsKaWaV para Jr -?:.'. - -ytVSN r.fe-'?-,.,.' Illr, ., .. - -&.. mjaajammmaaajaanja ,., .-,?",, , - t. 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"Well, you see, sir, on the menu today there was raw oysters to begin with, as we always have before the consomme. They growled because the oysters were common raw ojstets on toe and not on the half shell." The captain frowned. "I thought you ordered oysters on the bell." he said. "We generally da But this time we neglected to have them that way, al though they are perfectly good." "Still a sailor is accustomed to having them on the half shell, and, of course, we must expect some growling wheti they are not. Order the men aft" The men came sullenly aft. and any one at all practiced in their ways could see in a moment that there was going to be trouble. "Now, then," cried the captain, "swab off the decks, will you!" Not a man moved. "What's thisT cried the captain angrily. "This is rank mutiny." "Not so," said J. Marston Ingram, stepping airily forward and making a low bow. "Not so, captain. We are merely on strike." "On strike!" shouted the captain, "on strike! Why, what's a strike at sea but a mutiny?' "Perhaps they ore somewhat similar," said Ingram, speaking with great defer ence. "It is a legal point that we, as members of the Seaman's union, desire to have settled. We call it a strike. You can call it a mutiny if you wish. We simply assert our rights as working men not to work. You can hire others if you choose. We respect the law too much to interfere." "How in thunder can I hire anybody out here in the middle of the lake?" "Ah! that is your affair, not ours." The captain and the mate retired to the cabin to consult on the novel situa tion. If tho trouble was simply a strike they would have to succumb. If it was a mutiny, then it would be their duty to string up tho half dozen men at the yard arms. Tho mate was certain that this was the thing to do in all respectable mutinies, although he believed that in some such cases it was fashionable to make the men walk the plank". The cap tain said "pshaw," and held that that was only done by pirates. After discuss ing the matter for some time they agreed that the fuss was really a full grown mutiny, and they proceeded on deck to do their duty in hanging the men. As the two officers appeared on deck Mr. Ingram moved respectfully forward to meet them, the rest of the crew stay ing in the background. "Mr. Ingram," began the captain, "I presume that you are aware of the fact that on shipboard the captain's word is law?" "I will admit that for the sake of ar gument, but without prejudice." "Very well, then, the captain says, or, in other words, the law is, that this is a mutiny. It will, therefore, be my pain ful duty to hang you and the other five gentlemen who compose the crew unless you at once cease your mutinous con duct." J. Marston Ingram bowed low and answered: "I will present your decision to my comrades and inform you of their reply." After a short conference Mr. Ingram turned to the captain and said: "I beg to state respectfully that the men refuse to accept your decision, and also refuse to be hanged." "Refuse!" cried the captain. "Oh, this is mutiny. I thought so before, but now I am Bure of it. However, I am willing to make any reasonable concession. If they prefer to walk the plank to being hanged I will accommodate them." "The impression I gathered from their conversation was that it was not so much the method they objected to as to the re sult. However, I shall be pleased to sub mit your alternative to them." He again turned to the men, and the discussion this time was a longer one. Finally he camo back and addressed the captain: "As I thought, the men refuse also the alternative. They are, however, willing to admit that this is a mutiny on one condition." "What is thatT asked the captain. "That is that they carry it out as a mu tiny. They leave it for you to decide whether it is a mutiny or a simple strike. If you decide that it is a strike, tilings will go on as they are until one side or the other comes to terms. If you decido that it is a mutiny, then ther will act as if it were a mutiny. They will proceed at once to tie both yourself and the mate up in a hard knot, and they will then drop you overboard. We will withdraw for a few moments to await your decis ion." They did not have long to wait The captain came forward and said: "I have carefully considered the ques tion in all its bearings and taken note of several points that before escaped my at tention. I now decide that this is a strike." A rousing, hearty, honest, nautical cheer went up as this judgment was ren dered. "I am glad," said Mr. Ingram, "that so wise and just a decision was made. It will relieve you of the disagreeable duty of banging us, and you will also escape the trouble of arranging any technical difficulties that are almost-sure to arise when two men attempt to exe cute six. Now, I suppose, as this is a simple strike, and I believe it is the first that has ever arisen on board a ship, you will have no objection to submit the mat ter to arbitration." "NcP3 in the least," replied the cap tain. "As you are so good as to agree to this it becomes us to make like concessions. We will give you every advantage. I will act for the crew and the mate will act for you. I presume that is satisfac tory to you?" "Perfectly. But who is to be the third manF "That we concede entirely to you. You shall choose him. That, you see, throws the majority of the arbitration committee on your aide. Choose any body but yourself, captain." Mr. Ingram said this with a frank air that was very charming. The captain frowned andacratched his head. The proposition certainly looked magnani mous, but as there was no one for him to choose but one of the crew he looked dubiously at the mate, who was so be wildered that beseemed able to no suggestion. "Look here," said the captain. " mto the cabin for a few moments. Par haps we can adjust this difficulty with out appointing a third man." Mr. Ingram bowed gravely and fol lowed the captain down the companion way, the mate remaining outside by the direction of his chief. "Now," began the captain, "who are you, anynow? you are not a sailor." 'No," said Ingram, "I am a lawyer. .1 merely here on a vacatjon.- I see. The craw, have retained you." "Exactly." "Then you are quite wflUng to chock up their case and taken retainer from me providing it is n bigger one than the one you ire receiving?' "That is what we are here for, cap." "Then consider it settled. Now, what can yon do for me?" "I will at once show the men that it is really a mutiny. Yon see, they signed articles. A man must keep his contract" "But if it is a mutiny, the men will drop me overboard." "Oh, we won't decide it to ben mu tiny. You pick out theother arbitrator, andthematoand I will settle the mat ter." "All right." aaid the captain. "Here, your fee." The men growled n little, but they ac cepted the ruling of the arbitrators. The captain said gently to the mate after the trouble was over: "Bee here, you lubber. If you aver ship a lawyer again 111 stave in your bloom ing thick skull with a marlinspike. Don't you know that if a lawyer got into paradise there would be trouble right away!" Luke Sharp in Detroit Free Mather. I suppose if there fa one thing women may be permitted to be prejudiced about it is their own babies. The baby before you is always the handsomest and tho best and the cutest In the world. Ha is indeed a man of tact who can hit the right remark to make about a baby all the time. You cannot be sure that you are pleasing the mother by saying it looks just like her, or the father by point ing out its extraordinary resemblance to him. But still the mother desires to find the beautiful in her features reproduced in the baby, and she fa willing to concede that possibly mentally the boy may take after his father. On the other hand, she may wish to believe it is like its fattier. The simplest remark I ever heard of made by a mother on the subject of her baby was made by a lady who believed herself and knew her husband to be very homely. The child was really a lovely little girl, so much so that when the friend, visiting the house, saw her he involuntarily said: What a very pretty child!" The pleased mother looked up and said quite sincerely: "Yes. She was such a surprise to us." San Francisco Chronicle. A Useful Record. Those householders who have passed through tho experience are well aware that the task of measuring a dwelling for carpets is a formidable one. It occu pies a great deal of time, even with ex perts, in making diagrams, taking fig ures, etc One of the large retail firms in this city has adopted a system in this regard whereby a great deal of time is saved. Every house that is measured for carpets is entered on a book indexed for streets and numbers. Whenever a new order is handed in this book is searched to see whether the house has ever been measured before. As the firm in question has been in business since Chicago has been a city, it has upon its books a record of the floor measurements of more than half of the houses in town, and a great deal of time is saved thereby. If the measurements of a house are in the book they are taken off, and a man visits the place to see tliat no changes have been made. Thus he can accom plish in ten minutes what would ordi narily take three or four board. Such are the benefits ? n thorough system. Chicago Herald. HBohra Heart." Within the past twenty 'years the medical faculty has come to clearly comprehend and accurately diagnose a disease which they now denominate as "smoker's heart" Excessive smoking, whether by pipe, cigar or cigarette, af fect the action of the heart and disturbs the circulation. The pulse will intermit not with any regularity sometimes one beat in four, sometimes one in ten, sometimes two or three at a time, and then comes trouble. The brain, missing its regular pulsations of blood, wavers, the heart flutters, and then follows a temporary collapse. Strong cordials are "indicated." Strong coffee is good; strong spirits better. But the remedy, too often relied upon, fa as bad as the disease, and the subject grows slowly worse. Angina pectoris fa said to sometimes result One of the leading physicians of this city relates a case in point A patient suffering from "smoker's heart" believed that he had a chronic heart disease, and came for a careful examination early in the day before he had eaten any break fast The stethoscope showed the heart to be sound as a dot he had not smoked for twelve hours. Greatly relieved at the verdict, he lighted a big black cigar and sat smoking, upon an empty stomach, while he talked. In a few minutes, as he rose to go, his feet failed him and he fell in a momentary faint The heart was fluttering wildly, but yielded at once and resumed its normal action after a strong stimulant The moral of tho story is that, if you smoke at all, you should smoke in mod eration and on a well filled stomach. It is recklessness that hurts. Cincinnati Enquirer. Breakfast oa Time. One of those mysterious amateur swells, who might properly be called a "pecuniary dude," has been boarding the past few months at a fashionable south ride boarding house. One day last week he received a shock, which literally knocked him silly. He labors daily for a large wholesale house here, and re ceives a weekly stipend of $10, but as he dresses according to a $10,000 per annum income it is but natural that he is many weeks behind in his board bilL This young Napoleon of some one else's finance is supposed to be at his desk every morn ing at 8 o'clock sharp, but he had been tardy every day for a week or more, owing to a late breakfast. One morning he breakfasted at 7 o'clock, and this gave him ample opportunity to reach his office on time. "Ah," he said to the landlady, glancing at the clock, "I see I get my breakfast on time this morning." She regarded him with a fixed "give-me-that-$12" look, and replied: "You have been getting it 'on time,' sir, during the past two weeks." It is hardly necessary to state that the young man saw the force of her remark and produced at his earliest opportunity. Chicago Herald. An. Artist's Sympathy. A personal friend of TamberJik, the famous tenor, tolls the following story of an incident which happened at Mad rid, where the artist lived for twelve or thirteen years: "One morning we were walking through the bird market, when suddenly he draw a bank note for a thousand francs from his pocket, bought all the little creatures, opened the cages and shouted, laughingly, as the birds flew up into the air: "Go and be free, my brothersT Boston Journal. Two Alabama men went wild turkey hunting and took along a big tame gob bler for a decoy.' The plan might have worked admirably, but an old negro, also tnrlnrr hantine. I1UA K dam hn of backsbotfrom rusty musket and mane oai won s& me negro was the only SPUING. Bstaasprist whea the areas atts hash at ana treat, Aa4yarsaoteawnieawlttaaaa4ssw2aaasaB AadyeatMahefywwaralaatBafB. -Whea ywaerttewecfeaad yea weactohet. . Aad yea aad yarwtfeasjraas Ms tiaee to aaaee aa aha tardea let Whea the areas ant haek la aha trass Wei, workmate Best ef atylaesa Whea the areas, yea knew. gMs hack at set Whea the areaa etts hack la aha tress, aad hem b Iathatkiedora Old aatt they hi a la: Whea taw al hsM wkaraww stood. Aad the crick rt OoaxesthebloaailathaeM Aad the grasa gfts bask la the 1 like, aa I aay. la rise aoaaasai The time i la thai Whea the whole tall feathers o' la all pulled aad goee. Aad the sap It thaws and bsgiaa to dkah. And the sweet It starts out oe A fetor's forred. a gettia' dowa M the oM spring ob his fcaeaa Iklixlo'like.Jes'aloajerlBroaa' wbeatto erase aits back la the Jea" a-potteraV roua'.aa I Whea the grass, yoa THI PIANO WILL STAY. bat It IS With the attainment of perfect piano playing, thinks a contemporary German writer, musical art will seek a new in strument from which greater delight may be evolved. The same writer sug gests that such new Instrument will com bine wind power with stringsthe or chestra reduced to a keyboard. We will not, at this time, attempt to controvert the German writer's speculation g to the instrument of the future. We wtU, how ever, venture to disagree with his insula tion that the sun of the piano fa setting. In its very nature that noble instrument is enduring. It is the latest of a series of develop ments that began many generations ago. Possibly it is destined to still higher devel opments. It, however, has a distinctive power of answering to and illustrating every emotion of grief, joy, pleasure or pain that agitates the bosom of the com poser, and, moreover, of arousing the same emotions in all sympathetic listen ers. This alone will cause the piano to survive, at least until the nature of man is changed. This power is the result of the strug gling efforts of men toward an ideal; ef forts akin to those that have been put forth by noble natures in the develop ment of other arts. Brooklyn bridge fa a perfect development of the rude tree trunk whereby primeval man was en abled to cross a creek. The cornet, the saxhorn, the trombone, the euphonium, are but improved vastly improved forms of the ancient ram's horn by whose fearful simplicity of sound the wandering sons of Israel were reminded that the time to perform certain religious duties had arrived. The crude, barbaric Asiatic lute, with body of snakeskin and a couple of coarse strings, is seen in more artistic form in the guitar, the vio lin, the mandolin. Most musical instruments have arrived at a satisfaction giving stage, the coming of which has been more or less uncon sciously yearned for through hundreds and perhaps thousands of years. Each may be susceptible of further develop ments, but the distinctive, generic idea attaching to each will, by development, be still more clearly defined. It is not in human nature or art to abolish the piano. Too much brain and brawn and heart effort have been suc cessfully spent upon it for us to abandon it now; and, as we havessid, its abolition would leave "an achimr void'! in human life. Even when we fly -acroas spaee in air ships and succeed in cokarixlhg Mars we shall demand the inspiration, the con solation and the stimulation of the piano, "the harp, the viol, the tabret and the pipe." Musical Review. She Agreed With Btam. There were three or four unoccupied 6eats in the car, but be stood for a mo ment grip in hand, near the door, and then walked to a seat in which a young lady sat alone and sat down beside her with an impudence that astounded all other passengers. The girl looked up at him and around the car, and evidently realised the situation, for she took pen cil and tablet from her reticule and made ready for him. After about five minutes the man turned to her and observed: "Beg pardon if I am mistaken, but dont you live at UticaT She looked up in a furtive way, and then wrote on the tablet andhanded him: "I am deaf and dumb." "Ah! By George!" he sighed as he read it; "that's too, too bad! Deuced pretty girl to have such a misfortune. Well, Tm left, after all my smartness. Saw her at the window before I got on, and carried out the plan to a dot Deaf and dumb, eh? First one I ever struckP He nodded his head to her to signify that he understood, and he would have been glad to change seats if he could have done so without loss of dignity. As the train thundered on he perused the contents of a couple of newspapers, yawned awhile, and then bought and finished a novel; and finally, after a ride of four mortal hours, the whistle blew, and he reached for his grip with the re mark: 'Til be hanged if I aint glad this stupid ride has come to an end at last" "DittoP quietly replied the girl, as she turned on him. "You you" he gasped, as he stood there looking down upon her with twelve kinds of emotion galloping over his countenance. "Good-by," she said, and he backed out and dropped to the platform like a man retreating from mule's hhxLkisa. NewYorkSun. ' ' r '' Treatiaa; A few years ago a cure for consumption was thought beyond all possibility. But now it seems nearer, and there fa good reason to believe that the time fa not far off when, instead of that terrible riirmsftt proving fatal in almost every case, as was once the rule, in a large proportion of them recovery will take place. Some cases have recently been treated by hot air, and the results, as far as known, ap pear to have been admirable. The ap paratus described in The New York Med ical Journal consists of a stand support ing a double cylinder, which fa covered with asbestos. The interior fa heated by a Bunsen burner, so that pure air drawn in between the two cylinders be comes heated and at the same time dis infected. At the outset of treatment patients are made to inhale the air at a temperature of 212 dags. Fahr. for thirty minutes. Gradually the sitting fa prolonged to two hours, both morning and evening, and the temperature of the air fa slowly increased to the highest point each pa tient can endure without oWxnfort; the maximum reached in any ease has been 48degs. The chief resuUn were the fol lowing: L The pulse, at first faster, be came slower as the inspirations contin ued, and the respirations became deeper. 9. The body temperature rose at first one or two degrees, but in the course of an hour sank to normal, the exhaled air having a minimum temperature of 118 degs. Fahrenheit 3. While the general health remained undisturbed, the diffi culty m breathing was at onos rarnoved; kaew. g hackle of cough, fever toan in fact; the the rtilsfatifai of tht bronchial tubes all being put a atop to; cavities healed up; the weight rapidly, especially where esaac extreme, aad thegeraasoc the slowly disappeared front the in aa short a time an fourteen aaonths. Boston Herald. Fall Asleep. It seems to sue that there fa a ity in some natures that needs a tive as much aa its opposite, that fa the habit of falling aaSeep at odd places and at odd times by people, and against their will or desire. One physician of this city had a strung tendency to this un pleasant state of faculties, and would of ten cause, much to his chagrin, great amusement but oftener great annoyance at this habit Calling one evening at the bouse of a young lady of whom he was a great admirer, this sleepy spell over came him. and whilst she was talking to him in softly modulated tones, he, be fore he was aware, was aitting bolt up rightasleep. The young lady waa so angry aba left the parlor withootaroua ing him, and would nir htm gi, to the poor f ellow'e deep mortification. Another time a patient called to his heart examined. The doctor pro ceaded to place his ear against the tiaart, and whilst thus occupied lost wakeful ness, nasi k was a quarter- of an hour before the indignant patient discovered the state of affairs. Of course no ex planation served to atone to theappli cant for relief, and the doctor lost that case rapidly. A wall known clergyman of this city, now a bishop, was also af flicted this way, even on the altar. Always, when traveling, be would;' be overcome with slumber against htowflL There are many amusing stories told of him In this regard. A very pretty girl In the West End fa another subject of of this strange slumbering. In the par lor or drawing room, white entertaining guests, particularly if aha fa assists d by her family, and knows the entire enter tainment does not rest upon her, she will, against her will, drop softly into a quiet slumber. She rouses at the least cessation of conversation, but the drowsi ness at such times is a source of great embarrassment to her. St Louis Globe Democrat The FwJaft ef View. "It all depends upon the point of view," fa a phrase that has passed into a proverb. Its truth fa illustrated anew every day, but perhaps not often more strikingly than it was in the case of a wealthy railroad man, who, infjompany with a journalist, not long ago visited Pike's Peak, in Colorado, and was shown a magnificent prospect of the mountain across a rocky gorge. "Fine, fine, isn't it?" exclaimed the journalist "Fine? I don't think so," said the railroad man. "How are you going to run a railroad here?" Here is another illustration of the "point of view:" "We call the tiger," said a vegetarian philosopher, "a ferocious beast; but what would we men be called if, for in stance, mutton chops could speak?" Youth's Companion. Oaa eat "gJagMadV Tommy was taken the other evening by bis father, an ardent Wagnerite, to tee "Siegfried." All went well till the appearance of the dragon, which, as it grotesquely balanced from side to side on his squatty forelegs, appealed strongly to Tommy's powerful sense of humor. He was finally calmed down by bis Indig nant father without creating a public scene, and It was then that Tommy was struck with his usual great idea. "Papa," he whispered, "why didnt they why didnt they " "Why didnt they what?" "Why didn't they have it n hydra, and then they could have had it sing a chorus?" Boston Transcript A gentleman in Columbus. Ga.. has a razor which has been in constant use 104 rears. It bears a close resemblance to a hroadax, but does good service yet and may cut many a whisker before it fa finally laid away among the relics of bygone days. O listen! if within your home Boats aentle one is fading; Take warning, ere aoauaoaa cobm. Your happiness hmding. For all the soffering she endures Is needJeeSjdid yon know it? The "Favorite Prescription" onrea Unceasing praises show it Truly "a house hold blessing" is this marvelous specific Dr. Pierce's Favor ite Prescription for the ills of women. Who sees a dear face growing each day more etheral but will rejoice to learn that the wife or daugter may yet be saved, and the family circle preserved unbroken? Don't dispair, but try it, even if the doctors say there fa "no cure" It is the only medicine, sold by drug gists, for. woman's peculiar weaknesses and ailments, under a positive guaran tee from the manufacturers, that it will give satisfaction in every case, or money will be refunded. Bead guarantee on bottle wrapper. Paget Seaad Potato. The Union. Pacific, The Overland Route," fa now ready to take excellent care of all passengers who go via its line to Tacoma, Olympia, Seattle, Port Townsend, Victoria and all Puget Sound and Washington Territory points. It's the most direct and best line from Iowa, Illinois, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and all eastern states to this new and rich country, and passengers will save time in traveling to points in Washington Territory via the Union Pacific Railway. Apply to your nearest ticket agent for rates, information and pamphlet on Washington Territory, to any General or Traveling Passenger Agent of this Company or E. KLoaux, General Passenger Agent. Omaha, Neb. 2-6t There will ever be a place for virtue. Aa Iaaevatlea. Complaint has often been made that meals on owning can are expensive. On the Union Pacific and Northwestern olid train from Denver to Chicago, pas sengers are furnished the best the mar ket affords for 75 cents. Beauty unaccompanied by virtue is aa a flower without perfume. Slamly Perfect. The new coining care on the Union Pa cific aad North western solid trains from Denver to Chicago, with meals at 75 cants, render that already unsurpassed erviee simply perfect All orators pleadeth. are dumb whea beauty Cheap Ltviag. Magnificent dining care and meals at 75 cants, perfect service, quiok time, and tararious travel are the leading eharao teriatioB of the solid Union Paciac and Northwestern trains tron Denver to A In tho Lake regions of Minnesota, Iowa and. the two Dakotas, there are hundreds of charaaing locali ties pre-eminently fitted for. summer hosses. Among .the following selected hat are names faauTiar tossany of our readers as the perfection of northern resort. Nearly all of the Wis- pointo of interest are within a short distance from Chicago or Milwau kee, and none of them are so far away from the "busy start of civilization" that they cannot be reached in a few hours of travel, by frequent trains, over the finest road in the northwest the Ghioago, Milwaukee ft St Paul Railway: Ooonomowoo, Wfa. Clear Lake, Iowa, i Minooqua, Wis. Waukesha, Wis. Palmyra, Wfa. Tomahaw Lakes, Wfa. Lakeside, Wis. Lakes Okoboji, la. Spirit Lake, Iowa. Frontenac, Minn. Lake Minnetonka, Minn. Ortonville, Minn. Kilbourn City, Wis. Prior Iiake, Minn. (Delia of the Wis-White Bear Lake, oonsin.) Minn. Beaver Dam, Wfa. Big Stone Lake, Da Madison, Wfa. ' kota. For detailed information, apply to any coupon ticket agent, or send stamp for a free illustrated guide book, en titled "Cool Retreats." Address A. Y. H. Carpenter, General Passenger Agent, Wilwaukee, Wfa., or John E. McClure, western rTisssager Agent, U. M. St P. By. lSOlFarnam St, OmahaNeb. 3-4 Things ill got hare ever bad success. Never Give Up. . If you suffer with asthma, bronchitis, or any other dfaoaao of the throat or lunge, nothing can surprise you more than the rapid .improvement that will follow the use of SANTA ABIE. If you are troubled with catarrh, and have tried other medicines, you will be un able to express your amazement at the marvelous and instantaneous curative powee of CALIFORNIA CAT-R-CURE. These remedies are not secret com pounds, but natural productions of California. Sold at f 1.00 a package, three for S2JjO, and guaranteed by Dowty A Becher. Better be a loan than in bad company was not written of our umberella. tiarleld Beara. The Union Pacific railway beg to an nounce that they will open their bath ing and pleasure resort, Garfield Beach, on Great Salt Lake, Utah, on May 15th. Garfield Beach is within a few min utes ride of Salt Lake City, and is the only beach on Great Salt Lake having a clean, sandy bottom, free from mud and rocks. Bathing suits to rent for ladies and gentlemen, grand concert every after noon, restaurant and a magnificent pa villion, make this the finest pleasure re sort in the west, and is best reached via the Union Pacific, "The Overland Route." For genuine pleasure go to Garfield Beach. For excursion rates or descrip tive pamphlets apply to your nearest agent or E. L. Lomax, General Passen ger Agent, Omaha, Neb. Conoeit in works. weakest bodies strongest The Last Act. Adding to long series of continued success, the Union Pacific again takes the lead in running superb dining cars on the solid Union Pacific and North western train from Denver to Ghicago. Meals, 75 cents. 4-3t-5 The ultimate tendency of civilization, it toward barbarism. EapeBsy. This is what you ought to have, in fact you must have it, to fully enjoy life. Thousands are searching for it daily, and mourning because they find it not. Thousands upon thousands of dollars ara spent annually by our people in the hope that they may attain this boon. And yet it may be had by all. We guarantee that Electric Bitters, if used according to directions and the use per sisted in, will bring you good digestion and oust the demon dyspeasia and in stall instead eupepsy. We recommend Electrio Bitters for dyspepsia and all diseases of the liver, stomach and kid neys. Sold at 50c and $1 per bottle by David Dowty, druggist. It is difficult to grow old gracefully. CeaasjBBttoa Sarely Carei. To ran Editor Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my reme dy tbkz to any of your readers who have consumption if they will send me their express and post office address. Bespect fuUy, T. A. Slocttm, M. C, 181 Pearl street, New York. 30y Cheerful looks feast. makes every dish a Aa Abeelatr Care. The ORIGINAL ABIETTNE ODCx MENT is only put up in large two-ounce tin boxes, and is an abae&ie fete lor old sores, burns, wounds, chapped hands and all kinds of skin eruptions. .Will positively cure all kinds of piles. Ask for the ORIGINAL ABITINE OINTMENT Sold by Dowty A Becher at 25 cents per box by mail 30 cents. marTy The best faults. men are moulded out of BackJea'a Araks Salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcere, salt rheum, fever ore, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all akin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guranteed to give perfect satisfac tion or nKey refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by David Dowty. 3 Character is a perfectly educated will. A Snap ef Paper Saves Her Life. It was just at ordinary scrap of wrap ping paper, but it saved her life. She waa in the last stages of consumption, told bypbyaieisns that she was incur able and could not livo but a abort time; she weighed leas than seventy pound. Onanisce of wrapping paper she read of Dr. King's New Discovery, and got a sample bottle; ft helped bar, she bought a large bottle, it helped her more, bought another and grew better fast, continued it nee and is now strong, healthy, rosy, plump, weighing 140 pounds. For fuller particulars send stamp to W. E Cole, druggist, Fort Smith. Trial bottle of this wonderful discovery free at David Dowty's drug. tore. iw"?tr-" r WsWeBwai Wfaoonein, Ji.-rXdLlsMLfft,jsSa. --.fe J5 tsttr. CAREFUL WIFE "Now, hubby.dear, don't forget The band around your hat means you must pay the. rent ', the string around your finger is for the theatre tickets ', the bow on your arm is to remind you to advertise for a girl, and the knot in your handker chief is for a package of "GOLD DUST WASHING POWDER.' No use trying to keep house without Gold Dust Good-bye, dear, and be careful of yourself." ASK YOUrl GROCER FOR A FREE SAMPLE AND TRY IT. ""i?"" NK. PAIRBANK A CO.. P.aV-UeeFi tsttSti fahf scorn EMULSION 0FP0RECOOUVEIWL Almost as Palatable MNk. nterateael that It eev aSeaaacn, wata Ue atela a tolerated; aad my the i rat ww mm tsam mrtmm wiia im pJutea la aaacm aaai It gala isfiSy whnt talks SCOTT'S EMULSION is acknowledgedby PhysieiaiiB to be the Finest and Best prepa zaaou in the vodd for the relief aad care of CONSUMPTION, nCKOFULA. CEMCRAL DEBILITY, WASTING DISEASES, EMACIATION, COLDS and CHRONIC COUGHS. Th grtnt rtmtdy for Cmjttamfisft, aad Wasting in Children. Sold oy all DngiatM. CATARRH Ely's Cream Balm CIcjansesthelTasalPafisagQa. Al lays TntlrmrnittHrm. HsalStEoSoreS. Bestoroa the Semea of Santo, Smell and. Hearing. A nartlelo la availed iataeacaaeetrO aa4 laaareeeMe. PrteeejOcaSPrasalaiaajraiy aaanTlXYBSOTHEBSWtiiaaaUewTock. 0.! SALE PRINCIPAL POINTS EAST, WEST, NORTH and SOUTH -JLT- U. P. Depot, Columbus. ISmartf fbr an Incurable case of Catarrh BBVaaaaal bytae proprietors of N. SUFI CATAMM tOfOT. aynaneoaae of Cntarrlu Headache, olaarucuoa of nose, dawaaraea taiUng Jato throat, sometimes profuse, watery, aad acrid, atotha. thick, teoacioua. & Bloody and putrid; ejeawealurlaTBjmeara, dtSMUKV oc CJeanna; """ "J" of ofleaatva matter: areata o i oaTeaslve: and taete impaired, aad general rfeataty: f OBlrafewof these svmptpma aaeijw wf- tmn. TBooaaadaoioamreuiiiuu- aamptioo. and end in the mre. - BrKsmild. soothinr. and aaMay properties. Dr. Sage'a Remedy enrea the wont caste, aoc , m TheOrigHial amTA? imnit - ! Iw.- 3vTiUa) btitHcrmlm. maMverPHI. SmaHeat.cVap- to take. ea awea- SET KatomachdboVla. SScta-bydrutslats. MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERT Oalr Geaalae Syacsaa . i-mmr afeeke Leaned! Ml.J Jaila e Imy eMM ami adaKaveaUy n ii I lanalti" t'- SnliTSilyJ 'Of1 fifth Ave., !IT. $5 JJLSIQAMI AT Agents Wanted! CtaceuaslBca. ijm liinur1! ataanananrwu Km evaar eaya from I MwaTi-n imn unummysmmiPiBm oga. ' - "" jjin.wtni y V-5. COLDlfevi SPr mW UmwmmW BBBV2nV Ull rji(l nP TrytheCureNMWJg MTU XljHr TO ATiTi TTiMvmalM ";- - "-- -- - -- ra)3zEs57 H i ST. LOWS, MO. FAMILY : JOURNAL A Weekly Newtfsper isiie e?erjr WesieffnT. . 32 Celflnu tf resting Matter, ei sistisg af Nebraska State News IteM, Seleetea Stories aid '. -Miseelluy. GaSaaaple copiee seat free to aar tuldreea.' i Subscription price, SI s ysar. h Mimcs. Address: M. K. TUBNEB & Oou, Columbus, Platte Co., Nebr LOUIS SCHEEIBER. Martial fun itfir .r All kiifa af Baaajriig teie as Saert Natiee. lagriee, Wag. si, ate.. aaacsTa ereer, aai all werk Giar- sstaas. AlseteUtaewerli Walter A Ceauaia- iei ei ejtf etf-saaaari-the amTShep 9Kr? tersely en SUCOLUMBUE fRWfS ift'Asrtfrt. Cow hl' 'Send for CtrcuIar.l.J.tlMliJja' MBtErlNEJuCD-flflPyLfty THE ONLY- GUARANTEED CURE'TOl CATARRH toBimNBO-CoVQROVlLLE CAU SANTA AIIE CIT-RCiK u,'Bowty & BCCUER. Twle nvih by tl.o II. T. Clark Dbto Co Lincoln. N. 7mart8.lT. PATENTS rmvtmtm and Trade Marks obtained, and all ent bnaintM conducted for MODEBATlS FEBa. OFFICE. We hare no eab-aoenciM. all ; direct, hence we caa transact patent boeiaeaa la lew time and at LESS COST than thoee rniaote from Washington. Bend model, drawing, or pboto. with Ueeerfa- tion. 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