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Decease ethers have fatted is Boreaeoafor net Bovreeeivagacere Seed at oace for a treatise aed a Fas Bonus ef arr Ixfalublb Kejcedt. Give Express aad Pest OaVe. It costs yoa mothtag far a trial, sad K win care job. Address H.COOT.M.C IWrML,BTBK - HENRY GrASS. UNDEETAKEE ! C0FTIIS AND METALLIC CASES AT Bmairing of all kind of Vpkdl BftyOsoda. - - 4t COLTJlttUa,NEBA8sIA. MARRIAGE OH HE C0H60T jwsjitrnfg' STRANGE CUSTOMS OP A UTTLE PORTUGUESE COLONY. & A It Cases aU to Oak a Happier than 8om otiacr racef of mem none of these West Afriam tribes prac tice infanticide. On, the coatnrj, it is considered a Biafortane not to have children, and this desire is the source of some very curious habits and enstoms. Among the TTssbsii, a tribe further to the north, a banana tree is planted on the day of marriage, and if on the day of its first producing fruit, a child should not have been born the contract is con sidered void and the parties marry With the Kabina the bride and groom immediately after marriage are locked in a hut which must ever have been occupied before, and are there kept close prisoners for three months, except that at every midnight the old men of the town take the groom and the old women the bride and escort them to the "fetich man." to whom they appcal'for children. During this time, however, they are well supplied with both food and drink. At t!ie cud of the three months a great feast is hold, when the prisoners are released and the hut where they have been con lined is burned, and thus their honey moon u brought to an end. HOW A WIFE IS GOT. The ceremony of marriage among these people is conducted by the different tribes in a manner that is common to them alL When a native wants a wife, if there is none in his own town to suit him, he tends to some neighboring chief asking if there is a girl in his town of the age desired. If the answer is in the affirma tive, he then presents his case to the pld men of his town, and after a "palaver," or talk, at which there is the drinking of much rum, they agree that he may bring homo as a wife a woman from another town. After securing this permission he, with presents in his hands for the propitiation of the spirit powers, visits the head "fetich man," and after listening to his many prayers receives a charm. He is then ready to seek his bride. In the meantime the women of his town maids, wives and widows having been advised of his intention and being incensed by his slighting them in select ing a stranger, are prepared, as they are allowed by their laws to do, to prevent his leaving until their charms have been admitted and their indignation allayed by many presents. This custom, despite every precaution of the man, often ends in disputes which are settled only by an appeal to the "fetich man" and "sussi wood." However, having overcome the diffi culties of his departure, he arrives at and is received in his prospective bride's town by the old men of the place and by them conducted to the "palaver house, where there is more talk and more rum. The presents he has brought having been found acceptable, he is then allowed to know the parents of the girl he is seek ing, and from them learns the sum in beads, rum, cloth, etc, he has to pay be fore he can secure her. This usaatty represents in value about $10. This mat ter having, been satisfactorily settled, he returns to his town and forwards the goods as agreed upon. At the setting of the sun on the day appointed for the closing of the contract the bride, naked except for being painted with different colored chalks, accom panied by her parents and friends, ar rives at the home of the groom. There they are received with much rejoicing, gun firing, drum beating, dancing and feasting. This is continued until both man and woman are exhausted by their orgies, when they are bundled into the hut to remain for the customary time. The customs surrounding the bringing up of these girls and their conduct after having become wives are strange and interesting. All women, unless they are slaves, until they are married or reach a certain age are under the care of the old women, and are called "cutta de.em guago," or grigory bush girls. They cam be easily recognised, for, mo natter what may be their age, they are always en tirely naked, witn only a email norn h?Tigiti from a string fastened around the neck. They akwphistertiisckly their shaven heads with day at freqpent intervals. This it is "fetich" to remove or touch with water, and must be taken off only by their Iwshands. THE SEDUCER THZKZ GETS BIS DUE. For one of these girls to be forgetful of her virtue is a crime, bat for which she is not called upon to pay the penalty. The nature of the punishment u death, but how inflicted it has been impossible for mo to learn, it being "fetich" lor any male to interfere in these matters. The old women have sole jurisdiction and most jealously guard the secrets of their calling; but, be it as it may, the man, after having been accused, is never free from espionage until some day he is missed, when after a time he is found in a mutilated condition dead in his hut. Contrary to what might be expected, so strict are these people in the observance of this custom that no sum of money will purchase immunity, and even being a white man is no protectioo fkom their revenge. After a woman becomes a wife differ ent laws affect her. If convicted of un faithfulness she is punished according to her husbands pleasure. This, as a rule, finds expression by his selling her into slaverv. A peculiar belief is their find ing reason for the XaOore of amy en deavor or undertaking they may have in hand in their wives' forgetfumess of their duties. A native chief, when about to start on a journey, or go on a hunting or trading expedition, or to war, on the day before bis departure, calls together hfa many wives and advises them of Ids intention. He then reminds them that the sneosss or failure of his- effort depends npon them, and asks if they have been guilty of any fault of which they should be before starUnr on his journer. i,of course, is answered m the nega tive. Satisfied witn then? denial, a then instractsthem as to tewarooitdBCt during his absence, end then leaves to proceed on his" way. -Cor. Sew York Herald, ' THE WOMBCYAN CAVES. A few days ago a ontbessiaisterof tkatahoBse to should to erected a the Wosnbeyaa caves. At the saae time they gave the iniiiislai sisiii iifisaMliii i nil wing recently daKorered caret and Mr. Abi gail without dsia-aiiBiB lor a report. The fallowing report waesmbBaittedto the mieialiBi by the chfef sarveyor, W. a Leigh: I have the honor to sahwt, as re quested. ttefoUowaw report on there cently dawovered ilHeni to the new cava at woaaDeyam cava vM tower leveL yarns bbbmo iron saw bbjobbbi cjk jbbb dlebraaehof tto new osve. On flat SbBbbbWsbbw aBBsBMttVafsBfkawVialBVsBVtaBBtaAaBfi nam afWaA aMMLeV -m jaAS esamiA witn, mat anotnerontlet'from'the caves existed. This surmise, after exploration, proved to bo correct, and the discovery must be regarded as a very important one, as the whole of the new cave can now be ex plored without the necessity of retracing your steps. Descending about forty feet by the aid of a rope into a large pit from the middle branch cave above mentioned, you find yourself on the floor of the main i cave, wiucu uss a iouu wugiu tu over t 150 feet by about 80 feet in width, and its rugged and precipitous walls run up to a height of over one hundred feet. This cave is remarkable for the mas siveness and not for the number of its stalactic formations. The immense fallen black rocks piled on each other in every conceivable shape are here and there re lieved by massive buttresses of snowy white and transparent dripstone. Some of these very much resemble frozen waterfalls bursting through tho rocks: others take the form of statues, one of the number being a duplicate of the "Lot's Wife" of the Jenolan caves. Con trasting with the magnitude and somber ness'es this chamber are two or three smallbranches off it packed with all kinds of pure white and transparent crystallised lime and stalactic forma tions, as though they were chambers whose walls are covered with jewels. After leaving this cave some two hundred or three hundred feet rather hard traveling is experienced through a circuitous passage averaging ten feet in width; tho floor is perfectly level, and the roof, a bare shelving rock, does not average two feet in height. This, of course, necessitates bringing into play the hands and knees in lieu of feet as a means of locomotion, added to this, the floor being thickly covered with a forma tion resembling small conical spikes, divided into portions at intervals by knife like ridges, makes progress rather a painful operation. Some portions of the floor resemble miniature pine forests and produce a very pretty effect. On emerging from this passage an other large cave is entered which is made up of large broken bowlders, piled upon each other in every direction. Tho drip stone formations are mostly dull and de composed, the principal feature of tho chamber being tho enormous number of bats lodging in it, which, on being dis turbed by the light, produce a sound during flight as of a roaring wind. Pass ing from this chamber through a fissure in the rocks and ascending a short dis tance over the rocks brings you to the foot of another passage on an incline through which daylight is seen and the surface gained. On emerging after three or four hours' continuous journeying through the whole cave you find your self within 100 feet of the place' of en trance, and level of the outlet on tho face of the hill being about forty feet below that of the entrance, which must be about 800 feet above the level of the creek. Sydney Herald. wdiing High Explosives. Forty civilian workmen accustomed to the manipulation of explosive substances are employed at Toulon arsenal, under tho direction of the 'artillery staff, in charging melenite shells. To the latter composition, it appears, is now added another substance called "cresilite," which is stated to materially increase the powers of melenite, and at the same, time contribute to its preservation and safety in handling. As fast as the shells are loaded, and a considerable number arc daily filled, they are sent away to store all the forts on the coast or Alpine line. The process of filling the shells is sup posed to be a secret, but it is learned that the cresilite, a hard, gummy compound, is first melted in copper vessels, ana then poured into a space occupying about two-thirds of tho interior of the shell left in ;he casting. The remaining vac uum is afterwards filled up with melen ite, rammed in by means of a mallet, and the work requires the utmost deli cacy to avoid accident. Ten men are specially selected for the latter part of the operation, who are kept separated one from the other in compartments in closed by walls of empty shells, so that should an explosion occur, there would be but one victim. On beginning work in themomingthe fillers have to drink a pint of milk, by medical order, as a prophylactic remedy against the noxious fuines of the sub stances they handle, which leave upon all the exposed parts of their skins a deep yellow tinge that cannot be removed, even by continuous ablutions. In spite, however, of these cutaneous eigne and the forebodings of the surgeons, tbemen, who gam from four shillings to six shil lings per day, seem to retain excellent health and declare that tho emanations from tho compounds they mix endow them with inordinate appetites. New York Telegram. Fresh Air for Our ITnrBts -The following cheap and simple method has been found very satisfactory in solv ing the troublesome problem how to secure fresh air in a room without ex posing the inmates to draughts. Nail or screw a neat strip of wood from one to two inches wide upon the window sill just inside the sash and extending across the window. Upon the topof the strip fasten a piece of "weather strip," so that there will be formed an air tight joint between the weather strip and the lower sash of the window, whether the Litter is closed or raised an inch or two. tho lower cross piece of tho sash sliding on the rubber of the weather strip as the sash rises. With this fixture the lower sash may bo raised enough to admit air between the lower and upper sashes without admitting the least air at the bottom of the window. The sir thus entering is thrown upward and has its "chill taken off" before descending upon the heads of the occupants of the room. Christian Union. Pussy Fays Her On Beard. A correspondent of The Maine Farmer sneaks a good word for the cat, and ad vises the fanner to keep several. Fur thermore, the correspondent says, the cat ought to be kept welL Just keep your hired man, or even yourself, so meanly that you have not strength to work yon accomplish but little. Just so with your horse, with your cows, with tout. cats. The case of a man who lost $100 worth of property by mice girdling young apple trees is cited, and the moral drawn that if this man had kept half adosen cats it would have been money in his pocket. He might have had the credit of having the nest in town, and taken comfort himself, besides making his family happy and saving bis trees. Lewiston (Me.) Journal. TSa; CMrt BtMe. The supreme court Bible b a small, black, velvet 'covered octave. It lias been used in the administration of every oath since 1803. Every chief justice and every associate justice of the United States has held this little sacred tome in taking oath of. office.- Many thousands of lawyers Iiavoitield it, and to write the names of the men'who have touched its covers would be to name the men who have made the bench and bar of the United States illustrious. It was printed in London in 179, and is today butiittle the worse for wear. Pittsburg Dispatch. The first gnat canal in England the Bridge wat ii r renal, which was h brtfceeVtke ef Brideewater in-ttet. completed two yearn Inter. The length A MODEL'S EXPERIENCE. A WOMAN IN BOSTON WHO HAS POSED FOR FAMOUS ARTISTS. a) Was Maaonaa, Veaas, Helen, lest and " Other Celebrities Many We atet Heads Painted eat Her Lerely Shealders Aaserieaaa Are Swtodle. A homely visaged, well formed Italian ' woman, about 85 years of age, occupies a suit of rooms on Greene street, and gets a Imng by domg fancy needle work and taking lodgers. Her name is Mar gharita CampellL Her husband, form erly a tenor singer, but latterly an organ grinder, died two years ago, leaving her his name and just enough money to buy a black veil. As for his burial, that was naid bv thecitv. But Mareharita was not to be cast down. She had seen bet ter days. She would see them again. The result is that she isnow comfortably situated, and is growing more prosperous every year. - Years ago, before time cross plowed her face with wrinkles, Marghanta was the pride of Paris, and earned a luxuri ous living by posing as a model for sculptors and painters. She was able to earn anywhere from 100 to 600 francs a week "on her shape" alone, and on her rounded shoulders and above her well molded limbs rest the faces of some of the most celebrated belles and heiresses, and, for that matter, queens and prin cesses of 'Europe. In short, her body was the form in wliich the celebrated Parisian artists breathed the breath of life and beauty, and having done this, they surmounted the trunk with the heads of their patrons, all of whom were pleased to be associated with her sym metry, which none of them possessed. THESE DOZEN MADONNAS. When a reporter called she was en gaged in the agreeable occupation of washing the dinner dishes, but, although attired iu a simple "Mother Hubbard" satine wrapper, the "human form di vine" which she possessed was so very apparent tint it was quite evident the artists liad made no mistake in their se lection. "I don't look much like a Madonna, do 1? was her smiling greeting as she stuck out a wet hand for the reporter to grasp. "1 think I am more nearly akin to Venus rising from the sea just now, and I have sat for both many a day." "Which do you like the better, Venus or the Madonna!'" asked the reporter. "Oh, Venus, to bo sure, though Ma donna posings paid me better; but they were too stiff. I don't like standing all the forenoon on a marble slab holding a 'dummy' baby to my breast. It makes my arms ache. I was never lucky enough to be a mother, and this fond ling of infants comes hard. Still, I did pretty well. I Itavo been the model for at least three dozen Madonnas in my day. Six of them are now in Rome. Nearly twenty are still in France, and the rest have gone to England and America. Last year I saw myself in three different attitudes in as many paintings at a 'loan exhibit in New York. I was told the cost of those three pictures was 820,000. I wish I had the money, but 1 am no artist. I am only a model. Still, I liko to know that the rich people admire me, even if they do not know who I am." ' "Now tell me about the' Venus," said the reporter. "My! but that was gay. I liked to.be Venus. I acted natural, you see. I just sat down and threw out my arms and gave myself up to love. One artist paid me 500 francs for six days' sitting for Venus. One hundred dollars! Just think of it! It was the easiest money I ever earned. But he got 40,000 francs for the job, so ho need not complain." "Have you been a model for anything but Madonnas and Venuses?" was asked. WELL LOADED SHOULDERS. "Yes, indeed. Let me tell you. I went to Paris in 1873 and danced in a theatre.' Daytimes I sat as a model for at least twenty artists, and had my fig ure painted in all kinds of postures and attitudes. I was Proserpine in two pict ures, Helen of Troy in five, OZnone in two, Hecuba in three, Rachel in one, Minerva in four, Andromeda in one, and so on through all the list of celebrated historical, biblical and mythologic char acters. I worked as a model and got good pay until 1884, when I was mar ried, and my husband objected to my getting a living that way." "What was your husband's occu pation?" "He was a musician." "How long ago did he die?" "Last year. He heard there was a big field for musicians in America, and came over, hoping to make a fortune. His failure broke his heart. Since his death I have tried to get work as a model here,' but your artists do not seem to care lor me. I am afraid I am getting old and embonpoint." "How many faces are now on your shoulders,' do you suppose? ' was asked. "Over 900. It is somewhere near 400, if I remember rightly. There are three of the Rothschild women, Mrs. Mackay, Judic and the ex-Empress Victoria of Germany among them. Bernhardt wanted me to act as a model for her pic tures, but the artist convinced her that she was too skinny. Sarah Bernhardt is a beautiful woman for all that, and just as liberal as sunlight." "Did you ever act as a model for 'an American woman?" "Yes, five or six in alL Mr. Bennett brought a woman to Palero's studio while I was a model. I think her name was Bell, and she was a sister or relative of Mr. Bennett. I also sat as a model for a relative of Minister Bancroft when he was in Germany." "Anybody else?" "I remember a few more, but the names are gone. The Americans who go to Paris to get their portraits made do not patronize the best artists as a rule, though they pay big prices. It is shame ful how you people are deceived by cheap artists. They have plenty of money, and should get the best. The fact is, they are imposed upon by cheap work." She chatted pleasantly about French art for a few minutes longer and then resumed her household duties. Boston Cor. Globe-Democrat UatoTaia If onelovesahalf hour of auJet med itation, a withdrawal from the pomp and vanities of life, an awakening of the higher thoughts, be shonkTvUt the great picture of Munkacsy, "Christ Before Pilate." Every face'and figure is fmnrnv sive; the rabble thirsting for a human life, the solitary, sympathetio woman, the scheming, vindictive high priests, the stern and pitiless Pontius Pilate, Jesus of Nazareth, friendless, forsaken, a supreme dignity in hie attitude, adl vine resignation upon bis coble brow. We see at the first glance that it is useless to hope for justice or mercy from that tribunal, and this feeling increases in intensity the longer we .gaae into the hard, cruel faces ninnnnilnii the Christ. Away with him, condeninedDefore he is heard by that voice of the people which is not the voice of God. Sublime sacri fice for an unworthy world! As we leave this WDnderfnl picture, looking backward again and again, and find onr selvea bv the closine of a doortrane- nlaated from the First to ttoNmctcontn aryywoaroiniinian Dy a constat thattaesofttoereatxlon There is not a year, tnere is scarcely a day, but that some innocent soul is hounded to the death by the voice of the I people. Circumstances furnish the vic tim; public opinion usurps the place of judge, accuser and witnesses, the i thoughtless people take up tho cry, j "Away with him," the cross is laid upon his shoulders, it is finished, and the mul- titudu goes its way. This is the fact to bs remembered, that the spirit of per secution still lives; that by our careleso words, our lack of sympathy, our blind adoption of current ideas, our failure to djhsa uui uuuiv iur ura iwuti no ai- j courage ami support uus spine. -umK Beforo Pilate" carries this lesson, that though ho died for tho remission of our sins, there are many for which wo our selves shall be held personally responsi ble. Ida Harper in Indianapolis Journal. The Hatlees Lady. vA vouncr woman made her way to her scat past all the people in the orchestra ' f-eau or. tno Lyceum tneatre a mgns or two ago, attracting unusual attention, because she had left her hat in the ladies roptn'She waar young and plump, and had raven black hair that fell ma clus ter of tight ringlets over her brow. She 'was not particularly good looking. Her lace was too strongly marxea ana iuu or. strong character to bo femininely beauti- j ful. One of the habitues of the theatre determined to find out what the other ladies had said of her in the buzz that greeted her appearance, so between the acts he asked every man be knew what ' tho lady he liad with him had said when . she saw the bare headed leader of that fasluon which all men dream of, but ' scarcely hope to see established. These are the comments he got: "Mv wife says she must be fast." ",'She looks lito a baboon,' my girl said." " j My companion says, 'If she wants to attract attention so baoiy, wny aoesne she wem trousers, like Dr Mary Walker?" "She's got pretty hair; that's why she does it." "Well, she must want to make a show of herself." "Deep in their hearts every woman in tho house envies her her pluck for com ing in that way, for it's right, and if only some swells would do it we would all be glad to leave our hats off." Tho ntterer of this sentiment, so dia metrically opposite to all the others, was a young married woman, thowife of a music publisher. When the theatre goer heard this, he took the publisher over to the hotel across the way and said, "I want to drink your health. You'vo got the best woman in that theatre." New York Sun. A New Light. A new and promising light has been invented and patented, which is likely to come into extensive use for contractors and others who have nightwork on their hands. The principle is something like that of the famous Lucigen, in which a t et of crude petroleum, driven in spray y compressed air, is made to give a light rivaling in intensity an electric arc light, but steam is used instead of com pressed air to drive the jet of oil spray. Tho apparatus, ready for use, con sists of two cylinders, one contain ing oil and the other water. They are filled from the' bottom, so that the air In the cylinders is com- Eressed in the upper portion, or air may o forced in by a small condensing pump. When the lamp is to be usecj, the -condensed air fronrtbe topof the cylinders is allowed to begin to escape through the jet, and the oil is then turned on. Tho spray of oil and air is lighted, and bums with a light equiva lent to that of 2,500 candles.- Just above the flame is a coil of pipe, communicate ing with the water cylinder. As soon as this coil is hot, the water is turned on, and passing through the hot coil is vaporized, and enters the jet in place of the compressed air, which is then turned off. The steam serves to maintain the blast begun with com pressed air, while it greatly increases the light, through its combustion into oxy gen and hydrogen, which assist tho com bustion of 'the oil. As there is no wick, no choking can take place with any kind of oil, and crude or ref use petroleum, or creosote from gas wastes, can bo burned,, while the apparatus is portable, and the' lamp can be lighted in a moment. American Architect. Women's Figures la France. In any assemblage of French women, from a ball in the Faubourg St Germain to a' bal do i'opera, the number of ad mirable figures is very striking; the face may be positively common, but tho figure is nearly sure to be superb. The wasp waist so much affected across the Chan nel is apparently confined to fashion plates designed for exportation. The un wisdom of tight lacing is evidently not more perfectly appreciated than its un sightliness, though the relations of hy giene to beauty are thoroughly under stood. With this excellence of nguregen erally goes a corresponding exceUenco of carriage; in this respect the skill with whkh the Louis Quinze beel is circum vented is beyond praise. And with re gard to the tact and taste displayed in the garb which decorates tins figure and carriage, the world is, I suppose, as well agreed now as in the time when the em press set its fashions for it in a more in exorable way than the women 'of the present republic can pretend to. France ts still, if not the only country in the world where dress is an art, at least the only one where the dressmaker and the milliner are artists. W. C. Brownell in Scribner's. Mario as a Stage' Lever. About. 1830 the famous tenor Mario was at St. Petersburg singing in a com pany which numbered, among others, 'Lablacho and his daughter, then only a girl, out wno afterward became toe cel ebrated Mile, do Caters. One day, in some opera and during the usual duo of passion, to her amazement and indigoa tion she heard Mario, while she sang alone, whisper so low that tho words reached only her own ears: "Mia cara! Mia bella! Ama me! Io t'adoro!" So offended was she that after leaving the stage she refused to listen to the tenor's explanations, and refused to sing with him again. Some days afterward, however, 'from the wings she heard Mario sing the same duo, and this time with a very ugly woman, who had assumed the aban doned role. Again did the tenor fill in his "rests" with the same impassioned whispers "Mia cara! Iofadoro!" Then ahe understood. The burning avowals were only a means of keeping fiinwif en train of retaining the emotion neces sary for the continuance of his role, San Francisco Argonaut. The aswnrHl vobUUO Of the meanMia cf the Duke of Gotha, which has made such a stir in the social and political world cf Germany, contains another anecdote of Bisnanrck the latest iiiiimiiw to the ranks of doctors of divinity. "When secretary -of the Prnanan legation at Frankfort, he wan asked by a lady why he objected to the ap pointment of Count Than to the position of ambaesador. Berepliedthat it was awt ant place for a man of his extzaordinarT mlenas, there being so little todo. Then," continued the &dy, "why do yon retain your ofScc?" "Oh! madam, it is .another thing with me. I save always been a lazy , good for noth ing fellow, .and cared for axrthing save my gun. Hem I, can hunt as wellae on my farm and enjoy my. CAPRICIOUS FORTUNE. HOW THE FICKLE MISS FURT8 WITH THOSE WHO COURT HER. The Great llajartty at Caa ihlara as TJa fertaaateBlc Stakes A Fly $3.00Sm the "The caprices of chance or fortane, whichever you may call it, are singular, to say the least," remarked a well known gam bier to u News man, in recounting his ups and down at roulette, faro, poker and various other games. "Not long ago I made a nice little winning at faro, and was cashing my checks, when a rather seedy looking fellow, with a gaunt, hun- fy face, asked me to give him 25 cents, didn't know him from a crow, but having won out pretty well. I tossed him a white check and told him to go and make a winning. What do yon sup pose that duck .done? He cashed the check, took the quarter, strode over to tho tub dice game, placed it on the six raffle and won $45 the first turn of the wheel. "Give me the money." be ex claimed, and away he went to get the first square meal he had probably eaten in a week. He might liavo made that same play a hundred times again and lost every bet, but some people can fall into the river and they'll come up with a fish fn both bands." A CONSULTATION KKsSSAKT. "That reminds me," said another knight of the cloth, "of an incident that came under my observation last week at a gambling house on Sixteenth street. A fly tenderfoot from tho east, who, it hi said, liad won 935,000 on election, saun tered up to the wheel and asked the dealer the limit on the colors. " 'Any amount you want to stake,' was the reply. " -All n-ht; there's $5,000 said the sport, putting ten $500 bills on the Mack. 'Just flip the mil and see what shell do, coolly chirruped the fellow. "The dealer, who liad picked the ball out of the pocket, stayed his hand. He looked at the money, sized up the player to see if he was bluffing and had a cable tied to it, and seeing the fellow meant business and had a Dig wad left, wilted and refused to roll. By this time fifty people had gathered around the table, those on the outside craning their necks over the shoulders of those in front of the daring stranger, who, with the ut most sang froid, drew a cigar from his pocket, asked the dealer for a match, carelessly scratched it on his pants, lighted the cigar and looking impatiently at tho dealer, remarked: " 'Go ahead; win or lose. Give us a roll and see what my luck is today.' "The dealer still refused to turn, and the fellow was about to take up his money and leave when the proprietor came over, and after a little meditation told the dealer to roll the ball and he would pay the bet if be lost. The little ivory ball was sent spinning around, and after making ten or twelve circuits struck the pockets, skipped over the metal edges, and finally, after bob! first into one and then another, drop in three in the odd red. The house 1 won the money. The stranger shook the game, bought 81,000 worth of chips and tackled Jaro with indifferent success. "Another well known gambler bor rowed $100 of a friend, and sat in a game of faro on HoUaday street. Before 1 o'clock he had won $3,400, broke the bank, and would have won the proprie tor and dealer had they not closed up and jumped tho game. Two days later this Eamo gambler didn't have a dollar, but the following night he borrowed $50 and won $3,100. A CHANGK 15 TDK. "The funniest play I ever witnessed came up the other night," chipped in a third party. "A young fellow whose ap pearance was suggestive of a railroad fireman or brakeman bought $10 worth of chips and tackled tho wneeL In a half hour he had lost $65. He was consider ably discouraged, and was about to leave when he turned to the dealer and said: 'You can't beat me for $5 on the colors.' He had 50 cents' worth of chips left from previous deals, and, throwing a $5 gold piece on the red, he straddledthe double and single Os with the chips in order to protect himself against the percentage. The ball went spinning around and had made several circuits when the fellow switched gold piece to the single O and transferred tho chips to the red. In ten seconds the ball dropped and caught the single O. He lost 50 cents in chips and won $175 off tho $5. He exercised a wholo lot of sense then, for he cashed in and got away with the money." "However," soliloquized the sport, "gambling dont pay. In the instances stated the parties won by a scratch, but fifty others lost. These rare winnings remind me of the freaks of fortune in tho gold mines of California. Every body heard of the Floods, -O'Briens, Mackeys, and a few morefortunates, but the world never stopped to think of the thousands upon thousands who lost,. Most of the money which supnotls the ten or fifteen gambling houses in Denver is won from poor laborers, who take $10 or $15, the earnings of a whole week, and try to win a fortune. The amount they, draw is .not enough to protect them. They simply play their money against the thousands of the bank, and they are bound to lose in the end.. Occasionally some fellow makes a winning, but, if he stays long enough, it will break him. The only ones who make money out of gambling are the proprietors of the houses. It to a costly amusement fur the players. They rustic around for a week or month, earn $15 or 875, as the case may be, and lose it They might as well march up and hand it over to the des-ler. for he is sure to gobble it in a few hours," Den ver News. Theatrical discussing the qnestion of. the proiitable manner of advartasinjr their shows. A few years ago tte billboard was the only recognised method of com munkation between the inanagar and his pations. Spaces npon erery and corner were eagerly bonght i the enteTorisimr advance agent: i at up by t; ajuoon wmuows were uonsea so noia tne nxno grauhs. and a free pass accesnpanied each picture displayed. What was the result? After the agent had gone his rounds and papered tho town the ticket scalper also began his pilgrimage. He bought up the free passes at a small coat and sold them afterward at a good profit to himself and filled the boose at a direct loss to the original management. The scheme was a complete failure. Later another plan was adopted and with similar results. Season tipketa, ad mitting the holder to four performances a month and not transferable, were issued, and on each performance the door keeper was obliged to punch out ono of the dates, as in a railroad ticket. Tho result was that tbajHMsts of these passes livid off until they had accumu lated a dozen or so efadmisakns to their credit, and then swooped down npon the theatre in their might and owned the house. In Buffalo last season one man- was forced to give away 1,700 free in one week, and only saved nuneeu rrom nun oyi ences m the nrices of those of rrons wan wished to assumed them to. managers hea lately h oaeaam batter aata && fmt0ML.moi way theaAreraawpnUic. Snehlstheo tion of PhlgleJphhint present that tne principal auests tnere ai for the billboard and the They must be exiled to the where the theatrical natron nt tares, and the smaU boy who read unites with the eqslry Operate goat for their peady iisweiliun. An afternoon's shower will erase the week ofilays, batter down the asgns. bh cosbrs.and generally destroy the ambitions bill Dosted. The new la, in truth, tho only rehabU means of theatrical an it bof other sdTertkwesent. It is cheaper, further rwrhhag and an peak to a better cnentele, and thecen-i atant increase in the space ocoapied by the theatre advertisements in' the lending; papers shows that this fact is nnorstoodT -Philadelphia Times. The Some tatereetme things bered by Sherman's Atlanta Mmiu in rraimirnna witH Dundy, commanding a battery of artil-J lery, now known as Maj." BundyTaBni one of the editorial writers on Deacon' Shcpard's New York Mail and Express. , Lieut. Bundyhad a tooth for a good' toddy, and one morning at 'KennoBaw, Mountain had sampled seme ''Dfemoadj B" commissary with some other onVers,' and reached hie battery in excellent, spirits. Soon Col. Geary rode that way. and, observing the lieutenant, gruffly ad dressed liim thus: "Lieut. Bundy. you are drunk." Bundy answered back, as quick as a flash: "CoL Geary, yon are a d d liar!" Here was a situation. Geary was about to put Bundy under arrest, saying to him: "You are so drunk yon eWt know that gun from a hollow fog." "I dont, eh? 1T1 show you whether I do or not See that bunch of rehover there?" pointing to a group of Confeder ate officers taking an observation from an eminence half a mile away. "Just watch me scatter 'em." Seizing the tail of a gun, be jerked it around, got the range, adjusted every thing to his liking, gave the order to fire, exploding a four inch shell right in the midst of the group of Confederates, who hastily retired to cover, carrying with them their wounded. CoL Geary withdrew his offensive re marks, complimented Bundy on hie skill and rode away. Lieut. Bundy was an expert artillerist, and coukl land a shell about where he wanted to. The writer has often beard it said by Federals who ought to know that be fired the shot that killed Gen. Polk. Kennesaw Gasette. The Deatlalea af Canada is composed of sevenproyinces and a number of vast territorial districts, which correspond to the territories of the United States. Tho provinces beara relation to the individual states. They are unequal in size. British Columbia having 90,344 square miles of area, and little Prince Edward Island containing only S.1S3 square miles. Quebec has 193,355 square miles, Ontario has 107,780, Nova Scotia 21,781, New Brunswick 27, 322, and Manitoba possesses 113,961. The enormous Northwestern territory, which has been subdivided into Alberta, Sas katchewan and Arthabaska, comprises 1,919,503 square nnles,.Meewaytia 895 308, the Arctic islands 311,700, and the islands of Hudson's bay 23,400. Here is an area in the aggregate of 8,403,542 square miles of God's earth under the aegis of Great Britain. Poly glot b the population thinly -scattered over the land. There aro 1,200,009 Frenchmcn, tho Emerald isle has con tributed 025.CC0. and the Land o Cakes has 555,000 representatives. Three hun dred thousand rersoas trace their near decent to Germany: there are 70,000 rela-', uvea or Tally uie Welshman, and tno so called Scandinavians number about 11, 000 souls. Ontario, the most thoroughly English province, lias a population of J l,vuu,uuu in round numbers: Quebec con tains 1,600.000. of whom 1.100.000 are' French. Nova Scotia contain 450,000, New Brunswick nearly 400.000. Prince Edward Island 120.000. British Columbia 120,000, and Manitoba approximately 170,000.-Exchange. Advantage ft Uelaa; m HhMsae. Every year we gl l ho cry from fashion writers. "Blondes uo lougor iustvto: they have been supersedel ty thtir darker sisters." etc Now. that's all nnnssnss You cannot doaway with the blonde, nor can you do away witer -frizzled, banged hair. Pre-eminently, the blonde is the beauty of civilization. Shewamongus, to stay as such, and she cannot be driven away. A brunette now and then may rise supreme over her by reason off wonderful loveliness, bat we aro speak ing collectively. A woman can dress more effectively with blonde hair than with dark. It lights up better and is more youthful. A well kept blonde has ten years' advantage, in point of youth ful looks, over the average brunette. Once in a lifetime or so there arises, a miraculous brunette who completely sur passes her, but for steady, ordinary good looks that make no pretentions of great beauty, the blonde carries the palm. You cannot expunge her in favor of the brunette even in literature. In the novels turned out during the past year there have been 833 blondes to 100 brunettes. American Hairdresser. AGcrra The folVmhieaUttkgirieesseyen the caw: "Acowkananhnalwkhfonr lean en the under aide. Theteilis than the Isgrs. but is notepad to stand The cow kflls flies with her tail. The cow has bigcanthatwiggteonhhhras; co does her tail. The cowls bigrer than the calf, bat not so bur as an elephant. She is made so small that she can go into the bam when nobody is Some cows are black and some book. dog was hooked once. dog that killed the ant that ried the rat. Black cows give white milk; so do ether cows. Milk men ml oatt tobny thaw littkgktadr.-, which uayrpaawaeaTmannonsir cwschew cnas, ana encn nnas its own : ,w. Tn is all there is about cows." change. wkhaperpettnu motion s last got n friend .at com at ot a. frian4 ateaautaa the person of Chief Clerk IJpscomb. of tne patent omce. xte says: "Perpetual motion lean assured fact We have aaodelsnow at work that wil Keen at work continually until the ana tear ostne macninery stops The machinrsso far have snnVaent torantneaasstves nana now till day. but the have net thasnrali that rrailfl ha waail nsi eha m i TiTim This is the point now that the perpetual njotam man will have to work on. Some dayaaaachinewill come here that wil ham ttoreqafmd nearer to seen mar come atanr Cssv-New York time." tan lightest is worth one hundr'-d s-.u sixty dollars per ounce. Culli:'.:-. is the costli est metal known. sr.U L v.-.r.h three thonsaml two hundred autl I'Jty dollars dnunond trust is thet ..ml canupaian ris combinatkKi V' National Bank! -HAS AN- Aerttwrlzw. CtfHslr$9S0,000v the a airansoii. rwt. J. H. GALLEY. Vies rW. o.T.nbn G.ANDKMOtf, T.AummaiL JABGMaaKN. lJENsW-sUGATi; Joan, sullivan. J.u.iuik fuMHtMsfaris. T IV.KlEJAr, DEUTCHER ADVOKAT, niCHAKD CUNNINGHAM. - rtllwTRf J Wv wwWwvMvwn K aWenWa QtllXJTAia c 1 ATTORNEYS AT LAW, first Nattaaal Nahtasfca. SS4f H ACFAatLtAIVa. ATTORNSr KOTAttr PUBLIC. over First Katioaal Baak.Ceemav. J an atuaavBrt, COUSTY 8UKVKY0K. m Pnla kj. KJi "lt . - r- , , mm j uanaosw. assastawv T CO. SLTPT TUBUC SCHOOLS. 1 will h ia mv nS8r tk fV - .V tkind flalimla. mmmk -. - .L "l Uoa JkPVUcaats for tiwhera'eettifeatea,aad .! huh w uiuuk Bcneui lTsm IxrAMMmAr DRAY and EXPRESSMEN. lasttaaslBsavrlasdMtf. jGeodslancllaamtta i ai 4. r. isecaer a Ce.s eases. F TJBLE & BRADSHAW. Hmectmon to rouble A Butkell), BRICK KarT!nnftMa uj .- - j brick first-class aad offered at reasonable rates. neare awo prepared to do all kiatls aff hfick work. HlmsTfim & TDBaT&m CO, Proprietors aad Pnhlishtrs of the Both.post.paid to aa j address, for S2-W a yaar. ukuj ib in. iauli 40DBBAI1. si.es a ear. W.AMoAIiUfrTKK. W. M. COSMaXIUS t IfJMBUfS M ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Cohahas,11eb. Otfce up stairs era Eras! A Sehwarx's store Eleventh street. MbbbitW JOHNG.HIGGINrJ. C.J.GABLOW, M$XHWAtliJLLW, ATTOBNEYS-AT-LAW, pat tatty i ef Callaatkaa fcy C. J. Garlew. RCBOYD, aUKWAOTtTan or Hi aid Stat-Im Ware! Jefc-Werk, iMilf and OmtteT ingataitialty. .tar-Shop ob 1Kb street, Kraaae Bro.'S aid an ob jairtssata street. PATENTS Caesata aad Trade : ks ehtsiasd. aad all Pat- for MODtfuTkyna. eat hnatarsa eoadaetsd OTJR omen in oppnarrK n. a patkkt- reff asaea U? o MWttjaU basiEeaa less tijas aad aTiSn COOT aaatteaa mote froai Wasaiastoa. BWsdaoBBLdiBwiBv.er photo, with aeserip tioa. We advise if pateatable or sot. free of ebarae. Oar fee set doe till pateatissseafsd. 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