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COFFINS AND METALLIC CASES i. tWSepairing of all kinds of Uphol- 9BBBBBBJPBLntaEgBBlAHt FITS! JpmteBSS , !TJamW THE SONQ OF SONGS. rrn a bmb ttetmmt o l Aa'Wea tofts an aot I Ida make oar old accorjua gaueakamlcbtrtakhi'i Aa' thet feaajer haagm yaader. With to gentle rtiak, ptaak, pUnk. Tycers to git plumb at the bottom Of the deeper thoughta I think. Dow me heaps o' good on Sundays For the prayr at cfaarch U said. Jes to stand an' hyear "Old HimdndM Soaria' fur op overhead! An I 'moat kin spy the angels Leanin 'Croat the gate up thar, Whea old Abraa Blackbaras darter i as la rawest Torn o' PrayT.- gotefyoasa'a'dwsattos eas Wea I her my oraades arnOa Tea most ketch me u the kitchen. Wen the tittle's on the b0! Ferlclalm tkar ain't eowarbUa Ever rte oared birds wiags Thet km boka taller candle To UMScag the Mole stags. let my aoulgtt i In the tittle's ant sweet i TB I faery.wesYIHr saaaw Bcreakm' fom the boa th'oat 6ecb times, ef I snoent my eyes em, I tin fahly pyear to see Old man Abrum Blackburnls darter Bmilin' thoo the steam at me! Eva Wilder McQlamoa la The Century. A NUMBER ONE. On a weather beaten board, supported by a creaking iron rod, hung the sign, "Soles Saved Here," which Breckinridge thought so exceedingly funny that it never ceased to attract custom and com ment. It had been there ten years, since Jonathan Mender came into the little town in the Rockies and bought out the shoe repairing business of Caleb Binn. Mender on this June afternoon sat in the door of his shop repairing a small and extremely shabby shoe. He was a short, stubby man, with twinkling eyes behind spectacles and a shock of gray hair standing straight up from his fore head. Down the trail from Bad Mountain, as the afternoon shadows grew long, and night came creeping under the ever greens, galloped a lean bronco at a head long gait. His rider, a big bearded miner, glanced around under nis bushy eyebrows and now and then gave a grunt of satisfaction. "The old place dont see you no more. Bill," he muttered, as the bronco panted up a short incline, "fur you've struck it rich, as a certified check fur "way up in the thousands kin testify." He galloped into Breckinridge, left his bronco at the hotel, and went along to the shoe shop. "Same old sign, m be denied," he smiled. "Ev'nin. Mender." "Hullo, Bill; thought you was dead. Ain't seen you these three years. Same butes, too, I made. Wal, I alius done good work." "You did; but jist clap a patch on this one whilst I wait, fur 1 ain't a-goin' to torture myself ef I hev struck it rich. My feet is'liable to swell in tho keers. nl leave ye an order, too, Mender, fur butes is good ernuff with me. No lace shoes, like a jude." "Who you roped in on the mine, Bill?" "No one; they'll double what they give me three hundred thousand but! ain't no hog; I know when Tve got enuff." "Few does," muttered Mender, waxing his thread. The miner looked around the shop; then his eye fell on that shabby little shoe. "Beats all what sawed off feet wim men hes, though I ain't a mentioning Norweigiuns." "The Lord made 'em so." "Prob'ly. An this now" (turning the shoe over'in his big hand) "is a gal's, not a growed woman's'" "All of twenty-eight; quite a yarn about that, too. Three years ago I was a settin' here, betweenst day an' dark, when my door busts open an' in runs what I took to bo a gal, but afterward see was a little mite of a growed woman, with bright birdlike eyes and curly hair. 'Them miners is a-follerin me,' she cries, drops inter thet cheer, an' faints dead away." "Gosh, this very cheer? echoed Bill, in an awe stricken tone. "Same set right there. I opens the door; 'B'ys,' I says, 'I've got the drop on ye, an' it s a durn shame to act like thet, an' git,' which they done, an' I went back an' give her whisky, an she come to an' jest kitched my han' up an' kissed it."- "Lordr cried the miner. "An' it wasn't over clean, fur mendin' ain't over pertikler wurk. Wal, she hadnt no frens, an' was come here to settle, an' bein' weak an' hystericky, I took her home to sister Jane, "fears to me,' she says to Jane, 'all the troubles of my life is bin caused by men.' " "They be onnery," said tho miner, sympathetically. "We ken' her a week, an' then she went to wurk sewin', an insisted on payin her board, an' made Jane the trimmest gowns an caps, and me a dressin' gown like I was a female. I wears it to please her, but I alius feels I looks like one of them old patriarks in't. We never arsked her hist'ry, but Jane 6cd 6he was bruised from blows, an' I see she trained her pretty curls over a scarce healed scar on her forehead. I calc'lated she was one of them thoroughbreds what will stan enny amount of drivin', but it's a smash an' a runaway if you hit 'em." "There's some men as ought to be shot on sight," muttered the miner. "An thet shoo was hern? "Yeah, an' I've got to keer fur her so much thet I've alius been glad I was here stid er Caleb; ho wa'n't never neigh borly. When 1 come here I says, 'I'll give ye fifteen dollars fur the place.' Bays he, 'Take it for fourteen an' a harf .' ' Why?" says I. 'Did you,' cays he, 'ever know a man wot become a sewer fur gab? Wal, look at me. Ev'ry crank as has breath ernuff ter git up ther bank comes in an' talks to me; ev'ry bummer who kin walk staggers in and vents his rum soaked remarks on me, an ev'ry sun bunnited or shawl headed female woman comes to tell me her troubles with the old man or the neighbors.' Wal I says, 'if s compny? Yah, I bate 'em,' growls he. 'Know where I'm going, not you. You're the kind as tells aixntagalyouk)ved,namedSairy, wot died fifty year aga Wal, I'm goin to be a sheep herder, where I wunt see one of human kind fur months on a stretch, an' where I can go barefooted the year "round.' So he goes an' I stays." "When I was in Arizony," said the miner, laying the shoe down, with a sigh, "I boarded to the house of a little woman as could a wore them shoes. The vittles was awful Some of the biscuits would a took a blast to open 'em, an' the pies might a soled them butes, but she waVt but a young thing, an her hus band was the onneriest." Tfcey alms hes thet 'name in thea caeca," suggested Mender, slyly. "This wa'n't no canes. He never keered only that the wurk was done, but I did" the miller's face saddened "an I sold out as good a teaming business as you ever see. " 'Count o' pooler sentiment, I appose." "Naw, thare's queer things in a man's life; an ef I'd stayed I'd a killed her hnaband, an' that would a bin no way to git her affection, an wouldn't a looked fair. Them's my morals. She was bis wife an' a good woman. I sold out the bis at a dead loss," (with a sigh) "an' I jaetwiaht her time o day an ran off lQnv a csnraad. I starvad no (sera for ten years, an' I wairt'pfaaacd wttn my self neither when a feller from Fairplay told me he'd heered she an' him was awful poor, an' she was the wust abused woman be ever see." It was quite dark in the little shop now. and Mender lit his lamp, loaning low to his bench to see in the light. A lean cat came purring out of a corner and the miner tilted back his cliai "An me, with all my mone . -an't make that poor little soul cotuferhh." fie arched. There was a sound of quick footsteps outside, something like the clatter of down at tne neei,.uien tne tatcn 'Ain't done, Nelly," called the old in. 'Til wait an finish 'em; they're party fur gone." There was no answer, only a sort of gasp and a smothered exclamation from the miner, who brought his chair down with a jerk. The old man looked at them. "I calc'late you two is 'quainted," he grinned. Bill had forgotten his one stocking foot, even his stem morality, and she, tint little, thin creature, with her white, worn face, her sad, tearless eyes, was looking at him so wistfully, so yearn ingly that he must have known she had not needed his telling her that he cared for her before he ran away. A quick suspicion flashed through his mind. She loved him, and had come to Colorado to find him these three years back. Still his lips had to utter the name in his heart so long. "Nelly!" he cried, with a sob; and she she put out her hands like a sleep walker; then, with a low cry, she ran to him and hid her face on his breast. Still he did not touch her as she clung to him, weeping passionately. "It aren't right." he muttered hoarsely. "I sed never should you be as you is now till it were. You an1 me has seen camps, an' knows wliat wrong love is." She only clung closer, such a childlike thing, in her shabby black gown, with her snort little curls, and her tiny hand clutching his arm. "I tell you," he cried, passionately, "once my arms meet around you, I shall never let you go." "Wal, you needn't" said Mender, dryly; but there were tears in his old eyes. "You need't. Bill she's a widder. "It's only since this momin'," he con tinued, as the big arms inclosed the tiny figure, "but it's proper, I calc'late. She'd run away from him, but he tracked her; six weeks ago he come in when we was eaten' supper, an' Jane hove the teapot at him. vi'lence wa'n't no use: he took Nelly an' her savin's, an' was iest a-goin' to leave town arter losin' all sue bed, an' draggin' hard along, when the altitude kitched him. I cal'clato this place is too nigh heaven fur a creepin' cuss lil:u thet to crawL I was a mendin that shoe fur his widder to wear to the funercl." "I knowed no woman but her could wear 'em," cried Bill, holding tho shoe reverently, "an it shall be set in gold outer my mine." "It's a mile too big," rfie said, very blushing and shy, "an is so horrid." "Never heered a woman but sed them very words," grinned Mender, beaming on them. "Now, Bill, yourn's done, an? lemme btick a patch on that one, Nelly, fur you don't wanter be a creekin round in new ones to the funercl, like you was too glad to git him plarnted." The next afternoon, when tho twilight shadows were falling, Jonathan Mender stood inJiis shop door and watched the train creep miles above on the mountain on its way to Denver. "Party rapid this western country," he soliloquized, jingling the coins in his pocket. "We never miss no time; but there ain't many small wimmen like Nelly as kin bury ono husband in the forenoon an git merried to the second in the artemoon, an I guess Bill don't know how the mate to that little shoe he's got towed away is over on my 6helf as a mementomory that little number one the smallest fur wimmen kind as ever I sec." Patience Stapleton in Once a Week. . AhoaiSplden French scientists are puzzling over a spider which has been discovered in the hollow interior of a stone. It is esti mated that the stone must be at least 400 years old, but the spider is quite lively and youthful in its antics. It is blind and has no mouth. A daughter of Mrs. Peck, of Titusville, Ga., drew a pretty little outline design, which so pleased Mrs. Peck that she forthwith framed it and hung it in her parlor. She was astonished to find that an industrious 6pider had woven across the frame a web which was an exact re production of the design beneath. The workmanship is perfect in every detail. Mr. Louis Kevin, of Louisville, under took to bring from Hot Springs anim menso tarantula which he had captured there. While on the road between Hot Springs and Little Bock tho spider es caped from tho bottle in which it had been imprisoned and started in a prom enade down the aisle of the car. For half an hour confusion reigned and the ugly insect had all the passengers at his mercy. Finally he was safely corralled and bottled up, but Mr. Nevin was forced to take himself and his pet off at the next station. Cincinnati Enquirer. A Bride est a Baaa Car. A couple who were married in Mo Adam liaa a queer experience, says The Lewiston Journal. Arrangements had been made to have a minister come from an adjoining county to perform the cer emony, but on account of sickness be was unable to appear. It was suggested that the groom procure a hand car and bring tho minister from Vanceboro. A party of young men proceeded to Vanceboro for that purpose, when an other obstacle was encountered. The minister could not come, as it was not lawful, but couldperf orm the ceremony in Vanceboro. The handcar returned to McAdam for the bride and the rest of the party, after which it started the sec ond time for Vanceboro, where the knot was tied, to the great relief of the over taxed nerves of the distracted groom. gmere Is a Plskreace. There is a tremendous difference be tween holding a truth and letting it held you; between doctrine merely recognized and a a doctrine that impels yon to de mand recognition for it from all the world. In one case yon have a dead, in the ether a living, truth. Religion to be effective demands live wood, not dead lumber. A great deal of what is called popular antipathy to religion is simply Indifference to its dead elements. A liv ing faith that is translated into action and makes one gentler, broader and nobler, developing Integrity and probity, will never arouse mdntercnce.--Jewiab Messenger. Be Hmtat Disobeyed. The little boy had come in with bis clothes torn, his hair foil of dust, and hisface bearing unmistakable marks of a severe conflict. "O, Willie! Wfflier exclaimed his mother, deeply shocked and grieved, "yon have disobeyed me again. How often I have told yon not to play with that wicked Stapleford boy P "Mamma," said Willie, washing the blood from his nose, "do I look as if I had been playing with anybody?" Chi cago Tribune. Than areportkoacf Gannany, Ireland and even EngTmndjwhera Christruris ars is commdered an nncanny time, whan mxpeatitxm throbs in arsry freah sigh of the wiad about tfce tree tops.andczlas out from the sinkacrrattia ofaW or tim creak of a loosened shutter. SELF DEPENDENCE. Weary of myself and sick of asking What I am and what I ought to be. At this vessel's prow I stand, which bean ma Forward, forward, o'er the starlit sea, And a look of passionate desire O'er the sea and to the stars I send: "Ye who from my childhood up have calmed KM, Calm me, ah, compose me to the eadr "Ah, once more," I cried, "ye stars, ye waters, On my heart your mighty charm renew; Still, still let mens I gaze upon you. Feel my soul becoming vast like yoaP From the Intense, clear, star sown vault of heavea. Over the lit sea's unquiet way, la the rustling night air came the earner: "Would thou be as these aref live as they. TTnnffrtffhtnrt hy tho sUmno mnad fVm. Undistracted by the sights they see. These demand not that the thmgs wfchoot Yield them love, amassment, sympathy. "And with Joy the stars perform their And the sea its long mooa silvered roO; wot self poised they Uve, nor All the fever of somedt9ermgsouL In what state God's other works may be. In theu-own tasks all their powers pouring. These attain the mighty lifeyoa see." O air born voice! long since, severely clear. Aery like thine in mine own beartlbear: "Resolve to be thyself; and know that ha Who finds himself loses his misery r Matthew Arnold. "frustrated: "Did I not tell you truth. Grant? Surely yon have never seen a lovelier face than that of your mother's guest. Of what are you reminded as you look on her dark,' rich, bewildering beauty? "Of a tropical sun; of a host of dusky browed servants clustering to do her bidding; of Cleopatra and her spoils; of the 6plendor of the east; of all things brilliant, from tho whig of a tropical bird to the glowing coils of copperheads. Yes. Hilda, my mother's guest is mar velously beautiful." Grant Lara stood with his father's ward. Hilda Braame, near ono of the wide, old fashioned windows of the room, and looked across the width of light between them to where the newly arrived guest sat; and Hilda, with a soft gleam in her gentlo eyes, looked up at him. ' 'Marvelously beautiful, he said again, watching a smile flash over the rich brunette face of Inez Dalgreen, which was truly as vivid and glowing as an eastern sun. It was such a face as one rarely sees, save in a country where the sun brings all things to early and transient splen dor; it was a face which had won the hearts from many breasts, but lost none of its bloom or its beauty because it scattered pain and heart ache. Tho dark eyes, with their rich fringes, smiled or grew languid, but never be came dim; the red lips, dowy, and potent as lips of a sovereign, were too beauti ful to have ever known a curve of pain. If tho low brow had a slight lack unit, who but a physiognomist would know? for it was polished as a Parian marble, and above it were massed the richest tresses of hair, so black as to almost look blue in tho lamplight. from a simple dress of amber arose a throat as perfect as ever was copied by sculptor, and idly toying with a fan were hands as fair and delicate as any upon earth. Looking at her from where she stood, Grant could find no flaw in her, from the coils of blue black hair to the toe of the dainty amber slipper, that peeped from tho him of her dress. The dark, diamond like eyes lifted, and for an instant met his own across the width of tho vast room. The red lips smiled him a summons, which drew him tikeaspelL As ho moved from his place beside her, a sudden cold feeling went over Hilda, and she shrank to tho shadow of the cur tain near, and watched him join those about Miss Dalgreen's chair. "A smile from her eyes, and he forgets my very existence,' she said, bitterly, to herself; for pain makes the gentlest of us bitter sometimes. She was a young, shy, tender girl, with no especial beauty save that which nature had given to her soft, gray eyes. But sho had a heart of gold under the white sheen of her bodice, and it had never ached before in all her eighteen years. Now, as sho watched the tall form of her guardian's son bend over the stranger, a pain which startled her throbbed with every throb of her pulses, and &ho glided out to the quiet of the moonlight, that sho might be alone with and learn to understand it. Sho would not be missed by those within she knew, for oven Mrs. Lara, her almost mother, had no eyes for any face save that of tho girl who had come on a visit to one who had known her mother years before. As it was on the first evening of Miss Dalgreen's coming, so it was on many that followed. Hilda, shy, silent, with a vague, jealous pain in her breast, was allowed to steal away when she listed, never missed, never recalled or sought for, while Grant and Inez played the parts of lovers, too engrossed by their affection to realize that any save them selves were in the world. Yet Hilda now and then caught the dark eyes of Inez watching her, with a gleam of contemptuous amusement in them; and sho was very glad that Miss JJalgreen seemed to wish no friendship to exist between them. Summer was nearly over when, one evening, a man with a pale, delicate face and compressed lips, asked for Miss Dalgreen. Being told that she had taken a cer tain path, and was walking down near the river alone, he turned on his heel and went through the shadows by the way they said she would return. Half an hour later, as Grant was step ping lightly over the grasses, hastening back to the presence of one whose beauty had bound him like a spell, he suddenly heard her low, silvery laugh, and it camo from the shadow of heavy branches, which drooped low above the path that led up from tho river. Something like a smothered maledic tion followed on the musical peal; and then ho caught the full richness of Inez Dalgreen's voice, still with a ripple of mirth in it. "You are quite tragical over it, my dear Bex; but! dont see why you should be, when you know how poor you are, and how absurd it would be to think of my ever marrying you. Now this Grant Lara is an only child did you notice how broad the acres are that will bo his in a few years? Be reasonable. Rex, and let ns part friends." "Fnendsr Grant iieard a hoarse voice cry "friends, when you have taken mv life into your hands and broken it as vou would a rotten twig? But tell me this liave vou any love in your heart for this man wnom you teu me you win marryr The silver of her laughter rang out once more. "Love for Grani Laral I? she said, merrily. ff'Why, Biix, I never thought of loving him; but there is a plain, pale, stupid little thine here who is breakinsp -her heart about him, and he never looks at ner. Kex, if a woman isn't beautiful, she may have all the attractions of the angels, and men may pass her by; bat if" Grant Lara never knew what words of wisdom followed those on the red Tips that had softened to such tender amiJes for him for seven weeks. .-.. . Ha, hurrjfld back hr the war ha bad comts rtacnea tne river Dane, unmoored a skiff he found there, and rowed fast and far on the silver sheen of the waters. It was late when he fastened the little boat once more, and his pulses were beating more evenly; the cool river air had sent back the blood that had rushed about his brain; reasonjhad come to him, and dwelling on Inez Dalgreen's words, he realized all they signified. Tho pale, plain, stupid little thing was Hilda, of course. His heart was very, sore, but a sort of warmth stole into it for the gentle, innocent girl whose heart had ached, perhaps, as his was aching, and who had borne it and made no sign. She was "breaking her heart for him," Inez had said, with a laughing sneer in her voice. Did fthe love him so well, then, the sweet; hatured, shy eyed child, whose toddling steps he, as a lad. had led from room to room, and up and down, and in and out, in the long ago? ' And he? Had he no love in his breast for her?.. Was Jt all given to that glitter ing, heartless, soulless creature, who said aha would accept his hand and share his possessions, even before he had gone to her with tho gifts? Well, after all, his infatuation had been patent to every one. Why not to her. most of all? He walked slowly toward the house, bis eyes roving restlessly about as he went. She was still in the grounds with the man to whom (die dare to diffclo her worthlessnesB. A slight figure in white caught his glance. He swung around on his heel and met Hilda in the full light of the rising moon. Somehow she seemed very fair to him i'ust tlien. Was it not because he knew ter true and sweet and womanly? "Hilda, ho said, putting out nis arms impetuously and clasping her before sho was awaru of his intention "Hilda, child, sweetheart, do you care for me moro than you would caro for a brother? Do you love me well enough to trust your future to mo from this hour?" He saw tho gray eyes below him dilate and darken, felt the slight figure tremble in his arms; and a sudden glow of glad ness went over him, even in his pain, for it would take thoeo soft hands of Hilda Braame many long months to heal the wound left in liis life by Inez; and yet to be loved loved truly, and for himself, for what he was, not what he had! Ah, it was very sweet to him! "I thought," she faltered "I did not dream you cared I thought" "Nay! do not tell me what you think or have thought," he said quickly. "Tell me what you know. You love me, Hilda?" "Yes since I was a child. Grant." Half an hour later Mrs. Lara and Inez, who had been wondering where they lingered, looked up as Grant and Hilda entered the room. Gtant led Hilda to his mother's chair. "Mother," ho said distinctly, "Hilda is to bo your daughter m very truth. You have loved her for years. As my wife love her always!" Ho glanced at the brilliant face of tho guest and 6aw a great red wave sweep over it that was all. She was utterly frustrated, and Grant soon knew how fortunate he had been. Saturday Night. care of Very Young- Babes. Prom an interesting lecture upon the "Nursing of Children," delivered by W. Hamilton S. Quin, at St. Luke's hospital in Utica, we take the following: "That no mother can furnish her in fant with nourishment during the first hours or few days of life is assurance enough that tho offspring will do well enough if left to nature, instead of being given the nastiness insisted on by bo many who pretend to care for the poor little newborns. In the namo of human ity, do not pour down these defenseless little ones melted butter, molasses, gin, whisky, any oil or anything else.. The most any of these can do is to irritate the 6tomach and other passages of the child. In so far as nature's laws are fol lowed, be very careful how you interfere or allow the ignorant to. If the infant is cared for by the mother regularly at intervals of an hour by day and of an hour and a half or two by night during the first few months of life, there will be during that period very little call for the professional nurse or the physician. Herald of Health. Sambo's Protest. Congressman Cox, of New York, who is always full of anecdotes bearing upon the taking of the last census, asks his friends to belie vo that in the District of Columbia a certain census taker was making his official round, when he came to the nouso of a wealthy member of congress from New England. The door was opened by a black boy, to whom the white man began: "What's your name?' "Sambo, &ah, am my Christian name.' "Well, Sambo, is your master a Chris tian?' To which Sambo's indignant answer was: "No, sah, my mahster am a memoer ob congress, sah." New York Tribune. A Toad In a florae's Throat. A Berkshiro farmer has just lost a valuable cart colt from a most extraordi nary cause. The colt had for a long timo suffered very much from diniculty of breathing. An operation having been performed on its throat to no purpose, it was finally decided to have it shot. On the carcass being cut up and tho neck severed at the shoulders, to the great astonishment of those present, a fair sized toad crawled out of the opening in the windpipe, and the extraordinary cause of the poor animal's sufferings be came at once apparent. The toad was almost red when extricated, but gradu ally assumed its natural color. London Tid Bits. Remarkable Recovery of a Ring. As a gentleman was alighting from a carriage on tho Underground railway at Gloucester Road his valuable ring dropped. It could not bo found, so ho left, returning in an hour's time to see if had been discovered. While he stood in the station the same train entered, hav ing been right round the "inner circle," and 6trange to say, his eye lighted upon tho ring, which lay exposed on the foot board, where it had lain unobserved dur ing the whole journey. London Tid Bits. A Pigeon's Straage Death. A peculiar incident occurred at the residence of Dr. G. C. Rahauser, 2515 Carson street. The doctor was sitting in his library reading, when he was startled by seeing a pigeon fly in at tho window, which had been raised a moment before for the purpose of cooling the room. The pigeon lit on the back of a chair, and dropped to the floor dead. Pitts burg Commercial-Dispatch. English shoemakers alwavs cut a V in the bench leather for luck. Swedish carpenters mark a cross on their tools for the same purpose and many painters mark a cross and a triangle on a high scaffvlding before they feel perfectly comfortable upon it. One objection to the entrance of women into politics is the fact that in nailing lies they would be always smash ing their thumbs Boston Transcrint. The fad, brought over from London, of wearing two scarf pins at the same time, has met with a cool reception in AT TWILIGHT. Tfcedav dtescknrtrm. tlwti auw my am wan tae say a wane agoae Fades Into gray, and softly twilight's hash Steals Bearer and another Bight Is bora. Mr heart Is heavy with hot tears which gather in my eyes yet will act faD; ay ure. my Dopes, would Ood my heart Ana over au cungs. Hke a A black, dense shadow, deep aad dark and caiB. Inconstant! oh. my Ood, the bitter paia That now comes after all the joy I felt, antfl I Lnew that all my tract had been in vala. I watch the purple shadows drawing near. , !Mftima ra. imhbj' B(IU I.Ul4jlUt UOJ, 1 watch a pale young mooa hang silvery clear. An arcniag crescent la the heavens gray. 1 look ahead o'er years of weary waiting. O'er years of saddest grief and weary pain; Uy loving heart now changed from love to hatmg Will never echo to your own again. You camo and took my heart into your keeping. You swept Its golden strings with creel might; That heart which had tfll thea been cahmy sleep ing , Broke inteaoagsotremaleaB yet Ugh -. That a0 the clouds which lay across the sky Of my sad life Hew tremblingly away. And oa my heart a new Husk seemed to lie Like rosea dawning of another day. Now at love's goin? all my life Is dreary. The cloud comes back that shadowed aB say I wctch tho mlJnlsht moon, eyes had and weary. Pmykg that death will end my paia at last. New Orleans Picayune. FUIDA'S GIFT. Every woman desires, above all things, to be loved, and Frida was no exception to the rule, but when it came to being put upon a pedaexal and worshiped from a distance the pleasure did net outlast the novelty. It was cold up there all alone, and she wanted to bo wanned. Respectful hom age mi'it do fcr queens, hut she was only :; loving hearted little German girl, whi hud just Hissed her sixteenth birth day, and been invested with tho em broil tend bronze dippers, which signified that childhood had passed, cod she might take her place in the world as a young lady, and be called "you," in stead of the familiar "thou" of years past, and who had had no thought be yond papa, mamma and tho children. till the young candidate Kheinhart came to be tutor to her brothers and keep her from forgetting what 6he Knew. Much time was passed in the 6chool room, and Franz Rheinhart soon discov ered that tho docile, golden haired pupil would bo the sweetest brido on earth for someone fortunate enough to win her. That it should bo himself never en tered hi3 mind. As soon would he have :isked ono of the royal family to keep his houso and mend his socio which shows of hotv much advantage is deep reading and knowledge to a man in understand ing a woman. It had not taken very lon for Rhein hart to become Frida's ideal of all that was great and good. His learning she venerated, his abstraction covered, to her, the most profound thinking, while his careless and nelocted dress only ex cited a longing to take upon herself the humble task of ministering to tho crea ture comforts of this young divine, who, to an unprejudiced on looker, was at most an awkward, any, self conscious dreamer, only distinguished from hun dreds of others by a linn, an all abiding belief in what ho professed. This hero worship, however, did not blind Frida to the btory told by Rhein hart s near sighted bluo eyes. Sho saw that loving her in this reverent way he had raised a barrier between them that she alono could remove, and when could it bo better done than now, at the feast of tho blessed Christ child? She could not as yet tell how, but it 'should be done; ho loved her already, would soon tell her so, and in the mean time she reveled in innocent dreams of the future. Ho would soon have a parish, of coarse, and she would work bard; oh, yes, and do all he told her with the chil dren's classes; but if she could only look a littlo older; such a curly head and baby face would ill become a coffee table sur rounded by Heaven preserve us! Fran Doctor this, and Frau Professor that. Oh, no. She will knit and mend lib socks, brew cherry cordial fcrlifo cough, keep life bcoL3 dusted, and never, never lose the loose leaves oi his sennor.: any thing bat take her place as Frau Pustorla and receivb all these awe inspiring ladies. Startled by this idea into looking up, she met tis eyes fixed on hers, felt sure ho had read ner thoughts, and hid her blushing face behind ahuge pile of un mended socks. Poor Franz never dreamed the blush was for dux: he saw himself through his own blue glasses and sighed, patiently going on with little Max, who could not, under repeated explanations, be made to understand that the square of a number was not the same as twice. Was the child duller than usual, or was it that he could hardly see the slate through the mist of a vision? a vision of u little room smaller than this, oh yes, but warm, with curtains and firelight; it lias shelves on three sides with books, and books are on a stand at his right band. In tho middle of tho room there is a table with a green cloth, and a napkin folded diamond fashion under the lamp. There is a work basket too, and it be longs to a dear little wife whose feet are on the fender, a little golden haired wife, whose name is Frida. But ho must have spoken the name aloud, for she looked up. "Did you speak to me, Herr Profes sor?" "Pardon, Fraulein, t but thought aloud; we want to leave the book and slates to-night, the littlo ones and I, for tones of the Christ Child." -if you will listen I will tell them twttcr." So, while the good mother in the next room dressed tne cliildrcn's tree, tho candidate told quaint old legends of how tho oxen in the stable warmed the Holy Babo with their breath; of how the wise men who worshiped ltim were, after his death, baptized in the faith. And of how the Christ Child fills tho shoes of good children, and knows when only a rod is decerved. till tho little eyes opened wide with tho samo wonder they felt every year, and they ran to hunt for their Sun day shoes, sure of forgiveness for the little naughtinesses that liad already brought their punishment from the dear house mother. PWcLi and Franz, left alono, sat very still: he saw again the little curtained room, with Frida in the armchair, and worsliiped her with his eyes. Oh, heaven, if he sits there ten minutes longer he must tell her; then sho will open her big blue eyes at him, and run to her mother; then to-morrow the father will most un doubtedly tell him tho little boys are to have another tutor. "Shall you pot your shoes outside your door to-night. Herr Bheinhartr The candidate thought not; he had done it last at home, and though all were heavenly kind to him here, he had only one heart's desire, and most cer tainly no Chrht Child would put that in his shoes. Still if Fraulein Frida desired it, she most know any wish of hers was his law. Here the parents entered, good nights were hurriedly said, and soon all was quiet. The children made a merry rush for the breakfast table Christmas morning, displaying their shows filled toorerflow InaS. Wham-Stan as ha rantura had atmameu tneyasKetf tne candidate what he bad found. Nothing, not even his shoes. Possibly they had been taken away for a joke. The children cried oat in distress. At this moment the door opened to ad mit Frida, walking slowly, her eyes on the floor. For an instant she hestitated, gave one look at her mother, who returned it en couragingly, then walked straight up to tho candidate with her hands out. Sho stumbled a little, he sprang to catch her, and then for the first time he saw that her pretty little feet were vainly trying to keep inside of his clumsy shoes. He stood an instant irresolute, while Frida's lips quivered, and her courage almost faded her. Then she was in his arms, and the good mother, with tears in her eyes, drew tho little ones oat of the room and closed the door. Trans lated for Current Literature from The Berliner Tagblatt by Miss J. If. Burgoyne. Cami Tmr sbJ tlilm1 For the past twenty years, writes a cot respondent in American Florist,! have used gas tar not only on greenhouse gut ters but on benches and other parte ex posed to dampness as weU. He says: For gutters I have found nothing better for making them tight. My method of application is to heat it over a very gentle fire and apply with a paint brush while warm. Tho heating facilitates the work, as it spreads and penetrates tho wood more rapidly, besides forming a hard and glossy coat when cold. Caro should be observed not to fill the vessel too full, as it is liable to foam and rise over the side and communicate with the fire. I give my gutters a coat once a year, generally in August, as a warm, still day is to be preferred. While on this subject it occurs to me that possibly somo of your many readers might be glad to know that crude petro leum is also a great 'preserver of wood. I have found it invaluable for green house 6tages. etc., as a prime coat for all wood work where exposed to the weather. It prevents warping and checking and at the same time repels water. I consider it iust so much lead and oil saved. If followed with a coat of paint it remains on tho surface and forms a solid body. Buildings treated in this way will suffer no harm for several years without other paint. The Japs Don't Save. You will find but few rich Japanese. The rule here is that the people are not accumulative, in our sense oi mo word. They have never learned tho philosophy of investment, and they spend all they make. They have in the past liad no in vestment of money, except in lands, and the saving dono has been largely for re building their houses in cases of fires, which are very frequent. Dr. Hepburn, who has been in Japan for more than thirty years, is my authority for the statement that a Japancso house is thought on tho average to last only fivo years before it is destroyed by fires. The frame work and the "intcnors are like tinder, and whole villages are swallowed up almost monthly in Japanese confla grations. Tho people are the most care less people in regard to fires 1 havo ever 6een, and there aro no fire departments to speak of out of the four or five large cities. This danger lias thus been an in centive to saving, but above this there is little. Savcu-ientlis of the people, at a rough estimate, live from hand to mouth, though the postal savings hanks which havo been introduced bid fair to teach them differently. Interest is high and the banks make monev. There is not a lirgo government debt, and the most of tho debt 13 held at home. Frank C Carpenter. Smg-jllng Lace la a CoQn. A Brussels lace merchant had received from a Belgian, residing in Paris, en or der for a largo quantity of Malincs lace. Tho goods wero caret ully packed in a lead coffin, which was dispatched to tho Paris address as containing a corpse, says a Paris exchange. Tho Paris merchant had to wait so long for tho arrival of the "body" that he at length complained to tho manager of tho rforthera railway, who informed him that the coffin had been detained at the frontier owing to the non-compliance with certain pre scribed formalities relating to tho trans mission of corpses. Our merchant at onco took train to Quievrain, dressed in solemn black and with a mourning band round his bat, and wearing an expression of profound sadness. But in spite of his emphatic protest against such an act of desecration the officials insisted on open ing the coffin, when the truth came to light and the ingenious smuggler was taken into custody. New York Tele gram. raying Dearly. In a small village of New England, a fow years ago, some of tho young girls acquired habits of eating starch, coffee, cloves and the like, to improve their complexions. Tho habits increased by indulgence, and the girls consumed large quantities of these substances all good m their place, but very liarmful when taiccn aione, and in excess. In less than a year four out of the six girls were under the doctor's care. The coffee eater became the victim of insom nia, and was bo nervous and timid that little things made her cry and tremble as with terror. Tho clove cater had be come a victim to hysteria, and was in a deplorable stato. Those who had the starch habit learned to the full extent the meaning of dyspepsia. Youth's Companion. There aro 3,500 watche3 made every day in the United States, and yet they are never a dru hi the market. A watch lias become as necessary as a pair of suspenders. The First Symptoms Of all Luaj;U.waeft are much tliestuiic: feverishness, loss of appetite, .sore throat, iaiii5 in the clu-st and i.u-k, healarhe, etc. In a f;v days you iuay be well, or, on the other hand, you may be down with Pneumonia or " galloping Consumption." Kun no risks, but Legin immediately to take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Several years ngo, James BIrcliard, of Darien, Conn., was severely ill. The doctors said he was in Consumption, and that they could do nothing for him. but advised him, as a last resort, to try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. After taking this medicine, two or three months, he was pronounced a well man. 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