msammmmaummm IF I SHOULD DIE TO-NIGHT. - If IshoeJddieto-nlgbt Mj trlmS would look upon my quiet face; Before they laid It to ha resting place; . Aad deem that death had left it almost fair, Aad laying mow white Cowers again my hah; Wooid smooth itdowa with tearful tenderness. And fold my hands with lingering caress Toot hands, so empty sod so cold to-nlgbtt If I should die to-night Vj friends would call to mind with loving thoafht Home kindly deed the ley hand had wrought; Gome gentle word the frozen lips had said; Errands on which the willing feet had sped. Ika memory of my selfishness and pride, Jfy hasty words; would all be put aside. And so I should be loved and mourned to-night. If I should die to-night Era hearts estranged would turn once mar tome. Recalling other days remorsefully. The eyes that chill me with averted glance Would look upon me as of forts, perchance Would soften fn the old familiar way; For who would war with dumb, unconscious clsyf 80 1 might rest, forgirec of all to-night. Oh, friends, I pray to-night Keep not your kisses for my dead, cold brow; The way U lonely, let me feel them now. Think gently of mc; I am travel worn; Sly faltering feet are pierced with many a than. Forgive. O hearts estranged, forgive, I plead I When dreamless rest is mine I shall not need The tenderness for which I Jong to-night -Roberta V. Myers. THE PRIVATE TUTOR. Two men sat in conversation. The cooling wind played gently with the short brown curls of the younger, while his handsome eyes and face were lighted by a bright, animated expression. "I can scarcely credit such good fortune. Are you sure there i3 no mistake? he said. "Perfectly; here are the documents. Prove your identity; prove to our satis faction tliat you are Ralph Hamilton and you arc a rich man. Can you prove it?' "I can, immediately. But this is in deed .-1 welcome cliangc; to spring from deep poverty to such wealth in a mo ment by the death of an unknown rela tive, seems almost incredible. I am grateful to yon, Metcalf, for your pains in so soon -eeking me, also your interest in my ve!f.ire. I Itavo one favor only to ask In addition that you remain silent about it. The fact of my changed circumstances need not be made known as yet I shall not alter my stylo of liv ing for . while, but shall fulfill an en gagement to become the private tutor of two small boys residing, strango to re late, in the same place where lies tliis new estate. In taking the property you say I am required to assume the name of its fonncr owner. This I will do after a few montlis spent in the neighborhood as a poor teacher. I ltave met sad re buffs during the days of my poverty, and I have no idea of being made a victim of seme fortune hunter, so I will win some good woman for love's sake, then settle down and en joy rnvfelf." In a beautiful residence sat two ladies, Mrs. Corsair and her daughter Zoe, while a third, a niece of the elder lady, Blanche Gilmore, stood with a light hat in her hand, as though she was just re turning from a walk. They wero dis cussing the appearance of a new tutor who had undertaken for a time, on trial, the education of the two sons of the family. Charley, one of these boys, had just appeared, and, looking from the w"udow, whispered: Now, girls, there he comes. Tell me if! what I said was not true." 'Yes indeed!" exclaimed both young ladies, as they surveyed the fine figure and handsome face approaching; and when the young man 6miled pleasantly upon Charley, Blanche thought she had never seen so handsome a man, while Zoe whispered: 'If the young heir of tho Belmont property prove one half as handsome I will be content." A splendid estate, with a residence of almost royal magnificence, lay within sight of their pretty home, and had just, through the death of old Belmont, a childless widower, passed into the hands of a young relative, expected soon to visit tho premises. Zoe Corsair and her prudent mother liad decided to appro priate both owner and estate as soon as possible after his arrival. The new tutor, Mr. Hamilton, soon became a great favorite with his pupils. Living as he did in t'.io family, he soon became well acquainted with all, while ho evidently admired the beautiful Zoe, who treated him with cool politeness. Of Blanche he saw little. She was the only poor relation, depending upon her uncle for support, therefore compelled to bear every imposition and caprice her worldly, selfish aunt and cousin 6aw fit to inflict. Only little enjoyment was hers; a soli tary spot, a deep ravine wildly romantic and secluded, not far from her uncle's residence. Thither she went one beauti ful afternoon about October 1, tripping along down the small winding path that led to the depths below. But suddenly she paused, a groan and a faint call for help arresting her steps. Hastening to the spot where she judged tho sufferer to be, she saw a man lying at the foot of tho ravine, motionless and now quite still. In a few minutes she was beside him, and, on lifting lib head from the ground, she found Sir. Hamilton, the tutor, un conscious. Running to the stream of water, she dipped in her liandkerchief and bathed Ids crow. At last he opened his eyes and gazed long and vacantly upon her. - Ah. yes, I remember. I did fall. I leaned over to pluck a flower and lost my balance. But I feel better again, thanks to you for your care, and 1 will see if I cannot rise." "Lean on the. Mr. Hamilton. I think I can get you up to the path, if it is too steep to the road, and from thence, after a rest, home." Slowly, yet surely, leaning on the young girl for that support he was 60 accustomed to give to others, ho crept along, often stopping to rest, until at last tho level road was gained, and from there his own room, to which a physi cian was sooa summoned, and his limb set and bruises attended to. Lying thus helpless upon his bed, the - door partly open to allow a circulation of air, tho young man lay half dozing, when he accidentally heard the following conversation, not, of course, intended for his ears: "A pretty piece of work, this, said Mrs. Corsair, who was an intensely self ish woman. ""Who is to play nurse, I would like to know? "And to a miserable tutor," inter rupted the equally selfish Zoe. I should be very glad to take charge of 'the poor young man, alone amonc strangers and sick," said Blanch, "and if aunt is willing I will devote my tune to him." "And neglect the sewing? There is my wrapper not finished yet." "Do not fear, aunt," returned the same sweet voice; "I will finish that also. I can take my sewing to his room and at tend to both; if not able to sevr when he is awake, I will do it at night when he sleeps. ".Very well, do as you please; bat re member that wrapper must be finished." "Come, mother, don't bother about him any longer. The carriage waits to take us to the concert.- Come on." So saying, the unffpling Zoe swept down stairs, followed by her mother, while a soft voice murmured by the in valid's side: "Too are not sleeping, I see, 'What snail I do for your jelieff" "I feel quite comfortable, thank you, except a headache, caused by the sadden "Let me bathe it, then." How soft her fingers were; how gentle her touch, and what a depth of womanly pity beamed from those large, brown ejea. About two weeks after the accident pbiTvha wandered once more to her fa vorite resort, and seating.herself at the foot of the descent she was soon lost in a 1 reverie. LCMnnincspot, Miss Blanche," .well known voice behind her. "arises is a favorite of yours. Now JtelJaowrbowto avoid Us ! k I uaa am coarmea wicn its aeep repose snd picturesque beauty." "lam glad you like it," was tho reply of the young lady, as 6he blushed slightly when heseated himself by her side. "But yours is tho only face I have ever seen when here, and I cannot but wonder how you discovered the spot." "One of my little pupils told moof it, and that day when I fell was my first visit Thankful am I that you were in the habit of coming here, else I might have died alone and unmissed. "Alone, I grant, but not unmissed, for your pupils love you." "I would like to tell you, dear Miss Blanche, how strongly attached I have become to my tender nurse and how much I long for her to return my de voted affection. Dearest, can you love a person occupying so humble a position as tutor to your uncle's children? If you can. and if you will allow me to present my deep love and consent to be my wife, it will be the delight of my life to try to make you happy. Then he drew her up toward him ana their lips met. No opposition was offered when Mr. Hamilton asked the hand of Blanche jilmore from her uncle, all thinking Mi? their poor relative did well even in carrying a tutor. In the meantime the news came that die Belmont owner was soon to take pos session of his property. One of his oddi ties was that on tho evening of his return a large party of friends and the select neighbors were to assemble to bid him welcome. This party, as it happened, was to take place the evening before the marriage of Blanche. Cards of invita tion liad been left at Mr. Corsair's, and. much to the surprise and chagrin of Miss Zoe, Blanche was also remembered. "Just as if we wanted to introduce our poor relations," site 6aid, scornfully. "I wonder that the tutor also was not in cluded." The evening came. Tho rooms were thronged, but, singular to remark, the young owner had not as yet made his appearance. The guests were received by his most intimate friends, Mr. and Mrs. Metcalf, and the latter, as soon as Blanche had been introduced, managed to draw her to one side, and in another moment Zoe wondered, as she saw them leave the rooms together. About half on hour later, after all the quests had assembled, Mr. Metcalf said: "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Belmont has just arrived and in a few minutes will be pleased to meet you and introduce to all assembled the beautiful ycung lady who to-morrow morning will become liis bride." Scarcely liad he finished speaking when the young man entered tho room with Blanche hanging on his arm, her face radiant with happiness. "Our late tutor!" cried Mrs. Corsair. "Impossible!" cried Zoe, sinking into a chair. "It is quite true, inadanie," said the young man, "and now let rao hope to see you all at our wedding to-morrow." AH were present except Zoe, whose disappointment was too great to permit her to form one of the wedding party. St Paul News. Preferred Authors. It is sometimes made a question of cu rious inquiry in a social circle composed of persons of literary tastes, that, sup posing one was banished to a desert is land, there to pass his remaining days, with the privilege of taking with him the works of a single author to divert the tedium of his exile, what author would he choose? Whoin would one select for his sole intellectual companion for the re mainder of his life? Certain it is tho au thor must be ono who has written much, for the days to come would stretchout many and long. He must be a dweller in the kingdom of the imagination, and must sound every note in the gamut of human thought and word. Above all, he must have the power of saving what he has to 6ay in a way to interest a drooping and dolorous spirit, depressed with thoughts of a home never more to bo seen. Under such circumstances, what work would one choose? A Frenchman would certainly choose tho volumes of Voltaire, while no Ger man would hesitate over the fifty vol umes of Goethe. The Italians would choose Dante, and the Spaniard, after some hesitancy over the 150 volumes el Lope de Vega, and the paltry dozen of Cervantes, would finally choose the lat ter. What an English speaking person would choose is susceptiblo of but little controversy. Tho exile would turn to Shakespeare as his onlysolace in such an emergency. Chicago Herald. Necessity or Tiioroagto Ventilation. If n single ounce of cotton be burned in a room, it will so completely saturate tho chamber with smoke that one can hardly breathe, although there is hut a single ounce of foreign matter in the air. Should an ounce of cotton be burned everv half hour during tho night, the air would be kept continually saturated with smoke, unless there could be an open door or window for it to escape. But the sixteen ounces of smoke thus formed by tho cotton burning are far less poison ous than the sixteen ounces of exhala tions from the lungs and bodies of two persons who have each lost a pound in weight during the eight hours of sleeping. For while the dry smoke is mainly taken into the lungs, the damp odors from the bodv are again absorbed into the lungs as well as into the pores of the skin. A little more thoughtfulncss would impress upon every ono the importance and necessitv of having sleeping rooms well ventilated. Air should be admitted in not only dur ing'the day, but whilst we are asleep. Another very important item of the health of our beds is that every morning after getting up tho sheets, blankets and other coverings should not be rearranged without being left about for a few hours. It would be a great advantage if they could be aired for that space of time. This may seem a trifle, but trifles make op the sum of our health, comfort and existence. Herald of Health. "Lincoln oa Jefferson. George N. Stroat, of Nebraska City, has an autograph letter written by Abra ham Lincoln in 1859. It is an answer to an invitation to attend a banquet in Bos ton on tho anniversary of the birth of Thomas Jefferson. Tho letter concludes with the following tribute to the author of the immortal Declaration of Inde pendence: "All honor to Jefferson, to the man who, in the concrete pressure of a strug gle for independence by a single people, had the coolness, forecast and capacity to introduco into a merely revolutionary document an abstract truth, applicable to all men and all times, and so to cm balm it thero that today and in all com ing 'days it shall be a rebuke and a stumbling block to the harbingers of re appearing tyranny and oppression." Woaderfol Masons. The old Egyptians were better .builders than those of the present day. There are blocks of stones in the pyramids which weigh three or four times as much as the obelisk on the London embankment. There is,one stone, the weight of which is estimated at 8S0 tons. There are stones thirty feet in length which fit so closely togetherthat a penknife may bo run over the surface without discovering the break between them. They are not laid with mortar, either. We nave no ma chinery so perfect that it will make two surfaces thirty feet in length which will meet together as these stones in the pyra mids meet It is supposed that they were rubbed backward and forward upon each other until the surfaces were assimi lated, making them the world's wonders in mechanical skill. London Budget. 1st ths West VlrslBda. Moaatalas. "There is much ignorance in many of these mountain counties," said a Baptist orator at Clarksburg, W. Va. "A man was riding through McDowell county on his way to the court house. He met an old lady and asked her the way to the county seat She replied: 'I did not know that the county had any seat" Then he added: "That reminds me of an officer traveling through the country during the war. He asked an old man what was the population of his county. He replied: I dont know; it is over on Tug Fork.' "Richmond Bdh iottsHsndd. SING TO ME. Oat of the sfleace waket BeaadtuL sad, soft and low: Let the loveliest music sound along. And wing each note with trailer woe, ' Dim and drear, As hope's last tear. Out of the sueaos wake me a hymn. Whose sounds are like shadows soft and aY Out of the 1 A thousand 1 Wake me a sons, thou child of art 1 The soar of hope la a last despair. Dark and low. A chant of woe, Out of the stillness, toaebytoae. Cold as a anowBaka. low ass saoaa. out or the dantnessaasa me 1 Brightly dark and darkly bright; Let it sweep as a lose star as The mystical shadows of the sight. Sing it sweet. Where nothing fa drear or dark or dim. And earth song soars into heavenly hymn. FatfcorRyao, NIPPING A MUTINY. Our gunboat lay in the Mississippi, at tached to Porter's flotilla, and I was act ing as chief engineer. Our captain was a volunteer officer, an excellent sailor and a brave man, and if he had a fault it was that of over indulgence to his crew. Said crew was a motley collection, made up almost entirely of rivermen flat boat men, raftsmen, landing portersand long shoremen of all kinds and too many of them were of a disposition to take advan tage of kindness. They liad no conception of duty, save that which was forced upon them, and they had evidently shipped with tho impression that they would have but little work and little danger. We were on the eve of stirring events. Word had come to us that we were to run the batteries of Vicksburg; and we knew there was warm work in store for us at Grand Gulf. One morning, upon going to the fireroom. I found that two of the stokers, who should have been on duty, were absent; and, upon making in quiry, I heard that they liad refused to do any more work. 1 called them to me, and asked what they meant One of them an ill-favored fellow, who had shipped at New Orleans answered mo that his time was out, and that he wanted his discharge. I informed him that, ac cording to tho rules of war, he must con tinue to do his duty until his discharge was received. He laughed at mc, ami said he would like to see mc make him work after his time was out I observed tliat quite a number of the crew had followed my 6tokers to the door of the fire room; and, from the glances which were exchanged. I was satisfied that the defection was not con fined to my department 1 sought the captain and told him what liad transpired. "I know it I know it," he said, nerv ously. "Nearly half tho crew have re fused to do further duty, and demand to Ik- paid off and set on shore. They have not yet 6pokeh with me, but I expect them every moment" While we were conversing, the officer of the deck came into the cabin and in formed tho captain that a number of the crew had assembled in the gangway and demanded to see him. He roso, buckled on his sword and went out In the star board gangway were about forty of the men, headed by a stout, burly, dark visaged fellow named Basard. He was a bully and a blackleg. As the captain approached this man stepped forward, anil said he liad been chosen to speak for his companions. He wanted it under stood that there was no particular leader in this business, but that the terms of enlistment of forty-two of the men liad expired, and they 'desired to be paid of? and set on shore. The captain spoke to them at first very moderately. He explained to them what were the rules of war.. Ho told them that the mere expiration of a given time could not absolve an enlisted man from his allegiance. Any open opposition to constituted authority before they were regularly discharged would be mutiny: and if such mutiny could not be quelled the efficiency of the service would be destroyed. Then he appealed to their patriotism. Would they back out and sneak away just as an opportunity was offered to face tho enemy The men treated his appeal with scorn and contempt, and 6wore that they would do no more duly. And it was plain to be seen tliat they meant what they said. They wero desperate char acters, and fully lielieved that there was not power enough on board to overcome them. As I have said, they constituted nearly half tho crew and we knew tliat tho other half could not be depended upon to resist them with arms. Finally, the captain told them he would go and 6ee the commodore and explain the matter to him; and tho men went forward, swearing that they would never return to' duty, let come what would. When the captain's boat was ready he asked mo to accompany him, as the first demonstration of mutiny liad been made tome. Wo found the commodore just sitting down to dinner, and he invited us to join him; and while tho meal was in progress the captain told his 6tory. Por ter listened very attentively, and at it? conclusion he said, with a smile: "Ali right, captain, I guess there won't bo much trouble. I will come on board during the afternoon and 6ee if I can straighten things out for you." After this the commodore turned the conversation upon other subjects, and when we liad eaten, and smoked our pipes, we returned to our vessel. And Commodore Porter was not fai behind us. At 2 o'clock he came on board, accompanied bjr a lieutenant and twenty marines. His first move was to direct the crew to be mustered aft; and while this was being done tho marines were drawn up on the 6tarboard side of tho quarterdeck in two ranks the crew mustering upon the opposite side. When all was quiet the commodore advanced from his position against the taff rail and addressee, our men. "Look ye, my men," he said in his abrupt authoritative way, "I am in formed that some of you refuse to do duty. You know very well tliat you can t be discharged today. Tho tiling is impossible, and tho good of the service will not permit that you shall refuse to obey your officers. As the roll is called those who are not willing to do further duty will, in answer to their names, go forward to the forecastle. The others will remain as they are.' The steward commenced to call the roll, with a pause after each name. Two, at least, of those who had appeared at the gangway answered to their names without moving. At length the name of Louis Basard was called and he went forward, and when he started these other two, who had tremblinxlv hesitated, f ol lowed. When -the roll was finished tony men had gone to the forecastle, and there they stood, dogged and determined ait least so they tried to appear, though it was very evident tliat some of them wished they were safely out of the scrape, for there was danger to them in the look of the eagle eyed chief. The commodore caused the marines to be drawn up across the waist, facing for ward, and when this -had lieen done he ascended the gangway ladder and turned towards the mutineers.' "Now, my men, I want you to return to your duty. Those who are willing to do so may lay aft Marines, attention' Ready! Aim!" The marinwi cocked their rifles, and brought them to their shoulders, the muzzles covering the closely huddled pack upon the forecastle. Most of the mutineers paled and trembled. This was worse than. running the batteries of Vicksburg. "Look ye," pursued the commodore, drawing out his watch. "I will give you just one-half minute not one second more! In thirty seconds I shall fire! Now, report for duty or stay where you arer Perhaps five seconds passed, during which a stillness like the iiush of death reigned upon the dial of his watch, and his lips were ready to pronounce the fatal word. The spirit of insubordina tion was growing weak in the prosenco of a power that held life and death at wilL Afswssnnsjds mtw and tot two stocers nroKe rrom tne gang ani came aft ami they came not alone. Through the gap thus opened others followed followed in a continuous line until tlis forecastle was vacant Every man had reported for duty. Porter put up his watch and stepped down. "Captain." said he, as he came upon the quarterdeck, "I have an order for you, and I will assume all responsibility in event of its execution. The first man of your crew who refuses to do duty shoot him on the spot!" But our captain had no call for turn ing his pistol against his own men. They had discovered what mutiny really meant, and had no desire to experiment therein again at least while the broad pennant of Commodore Portef was in sight New York World. A tatter ha a A most unique relic of the late war is possessed by George Clutch, of Colum bus. Ind. It is a outton off a private soldier s uniform. During the latter part of the war Mr. Clutch's brother-in-law. ). F. Gallaher, whoso home is in Ohio, had the misfortune to be captured by the Confederates and confined in Libby prison. After Mr. Gallaher had been there some time he began to feel the need of money, which would enhance his prospect of reaching the Union lines should he succeed in making his escape. A surgeon of his regiment who was in the prison, was about to be exchanged. He cut off one of the large brass buttons from his uniform, and separating the two parts of it made a cavity by taking out the filling. He then vnU on a slip of blank paper, in a small but distinct hand, the following note to his wife, which be inclosed in the cavity and again sealed the button together: LlBBT Pusox. Dub Wire If wo are not exchanged by the 1st of December send me $30 in greenbacks. Iut In a vial canned up in a can of tomatoes or black berries. Send it In a box of provisions. J F tiALLAHSS. This note is well preserved, and was still resting snugly 111 its place in the button when shown today by Mr. Clutch. To continue the story, the button was made to take the place of another on the uniform of the exchanged surgeon, who reached homo and delivered it to Mrs. Gallaher in due time. It could not have escaped the close scrutiny of the officers liad it been conveyed out of the prison in any other manner, as the officers were particular to search all of the exchanged prisoners, including the surgeon, most minutely. Mr. Gallaher did not have f much hope that his scheme would suc ceed, even should the note reach Ins wife, but he was surprised, for the fruit ar rived in a short time, and although closely inspected by the prison officials they failed to discover the vial contain ing the money concealed in one of the jars of thick preserves. Soon after re ceiving the money Mr. Gallaher suc ceeded in making his escape from the prison. bcin;; one of the chief partici pants in the great tunnel expedition. He' found the $o obtained in so novel a manner to lie of great service to him in reaching the Union lines. Chicago Her ald. Profitable Organ Grinding. The business of grinding hand organs is rapidly earning a fortune for an Ital ian family here in Boston, which owns several very sujierior instruments of the "piano" variety, such as an operated on light running liand carts. These are pushed about the city by pairs of young and pretty maidens, dressed in the pict uresque costumes of the Roman peas antry, who serve as performers. One of the two in each case turns the crank of the huge mutc box. whiL the other ma nipulates with deft fingers the sweetlv jingling tani!ourines. The girls are all sisters, daughters of an ancient brigand called Grosse a mender of fiddles and things by profession and the tunes they render, a majority of them from light French operas, are so melodiously given as to set the most unmusical person a-dancing in spite of himself. And when ono of tho said organs, on its winding way through the business quarter of the town, pauses to strike up in a side street or alley, all the clerks, counter hoppers, ! office boys and other employes in the neighboring blocks quit work at once to skip around and tlirow pennies out of the windows. So it is not surprising to learn from the players themselves that they average about $10 per day apiece for their work. This is a trifle more than $4,000 a year, excluding Sundays, for each machine and its brace of at tendants. Pretty good pay, is it not? Boston Cor. St Louis Globe-Democrat The Cure of Angina Pectoris. Angina pectoris (agony of the breast) carries off many people, the last or horn, according to the newspapers. wa the novelist, Rev. E. P. Roe, who expired in one day because of its crushing anguish. QMaj. Gen. George B. McCfellan (ac cording to the published reports of that time) likewise succumbed after twenty four hours of incontrollablo pain. Just bow theso patients wero treated 1 am un able to 6ay, but Dr. Richardson, of Lon don, long before Gen. McClellan's death, had received a prize of 25,000 francs from the Academy of Medicine in Paris for having discovered an almost infalli ble remedy for angina pectoris by the administration in. very small doses of 1-100 to 1-23 of a grain of nitro-glycer-inc! This discovery entitles Dr. Richard son to the never ending gratitude of every suffering man, woman or child afflicted with angina pectoris. I know a number of persons who always carry tablets of nitro-glycerine with them, and I am equally certain that all these people, by the use of nitro glycerine, are living in comparative comfort, who would otherwise have fallen under tbe insupportable torture of that form of heart neuralgia, the most dreadful of all pains. Dr. Montrose A. Fallen in Belfora's Magazine. Dumas and the Cabman. My father had inherited from ray grandfather remarkable strength, of which I liad the first experience when 1 was 14 or 15 years of age. Ono Sunday he liad taken me to theGymnase. At the end of the play it rained in torrents. He moved toward a fiacre stationed on the boulevard and signaled me to follow him. He gave an address to tho cabby, who stood upright beside his vehicle, into which wo prepared to mount The coachman put his hand on the door, say ing: "I don't move a step for less this time titan five francs for tho journey." "Will you not move? "No." "Once, twice, thrice." Cabby did not respond, but remained with liis hand on tho door. Then my father seized him round the waist, lifted him up from the ground, and planting him on the scat said, "Go now." Then taking his place in the cab, he said: "Bear in mind always how to do with an obstinate coachman.'' I have not forgotten tho procedure, but 1 have never put it in practice not that cabmen have become more civil, but that other things are different Alexander Dumas !. A Duel with Paint Brashes. One of the commonest ordeals to which novices were subjected in the painters' studios in Paris was the paint brush duel. The two latest arrivals wero stripped to the waist and perched on very high stools face to face at arm's length. They won then armed with big brushes filled with color, one with Prussian blue and the other with crimson lake, and the duel began. Perfect strangers to each other, and having no insults to avenge, the combatants went very gingerly to work at tbe outset, anxious to keep their Iml ance and avoid being daubed with taint But, stimulated by the shouts of specta tors, they gradually warmed to their work. A first blow was struck and re turned; wavering, staggering and writh ing. the opponents, with their bodice ail splashed with paint broke their brushc? and rolled on the floor, where thev ex changed their blue and red sores "in a hand to hand fight, which ended in the duelists fraternally soaping and washing each other's wounds. Morau-Nauthier. A te.OM Baby. The rare ruby once presented bv Klnz Louis of Bavaria to Tola Montez, cnu rained at 910,000, is now the property :: Jfo. J. B. Baffin, wife of the Calif oral.. FAITHFUL NATURE Satan etarfafchfal Is To such aa treat her f ithfnawm When the forest shall mislead rsa, Wfcn W wight mmA why Ul, When aea and land refuse to feed ma, Twill be time enough to die. Emeraoa. THE MAJOR'S UMBRELLA. "Isn't 6he ridiculous?' said Fanny Drew. "I declare, gasped Rhoda Foley, Tre laughed until my sides acheP "You ought to be an actress, Patty Price.'' said Mary Ellis. The girls stood around, in a little group, laughing and applauding. It was a dull, rainy day, and business was not brisk at the "Dry Goods and Fancy Em porium on the comer of Main street and Willow avenue. Maj. Carson had just been in to look at yellow silk pocket handkerchiefs a tall. 6lendcr man with very black eyes, and a complexion that matched the pocket handkerchiefs and .had gone away, leaving a curious old Madras silk um brella with a hooked ivory handle, carved in the similitude of a stork's head, on the counter. And Martha Price, the youngest, mer riest and prettiest of all the shop maid ens. had caught it up, twisted a yellow bandanna around her neck, put one of the "newest styles of gentlemen's felt hattt 0:1 the side of her chestnut curls, and was parading down the middle of the side aisle, with an excellent imitation of the half halt tliat characterized Maj. Carson's gait Even Mr. Hoyt, the dig nified floor walker, looked on from a dis tance and smiled. "That Patty Price is a regular little lump of withcraft." said he to Miss Daly, the cashier. "Just look at her, will you? I'm told she is capital in private theatri cats. And she is certainly very pretty." "Ye-es, primly assented Miss Daly. She had nothing against Patty Price, but it is hard for a woman of 50, afflicted with chronic neuralgia, to sympathize heartily in the praises of a woman thirty years her junior. Just at the moment when the laughter was loudest, the store door noiselessly opened. Maj. Carson himself re-entered. "Did 1 leave my umbrella here? he asked, with a quiet glance which swept the whole auditorium, and took in every detail of tho scene. "Oh. yes, I see. A thousand thanks!" He lifted liis hat with the quaint, old fashioned bow, and left the store. Patty Price stood aghast, the felt hat still topping her crop of curls, the yellow Iiocket liandkerchief yet displaying its Hat how under the central dimple of her chin. The sudden laughter of her audience was hushed. Miss Daly uttered a little gasp of horror. Mr. Hoyt rapped sharply with hisjknuckles on the nearest counter top. "Girls," said he, "go back to your de partments. This isn t business. The knot of damsels dispersed at once, but Patty Price carried the heaviest heart of all beneath the coquettish surplice folds of her bluo delaine frock. "I oughtn't to have done it," she falt ered, busying her hands among the rolls if colored ribbon that tho porter had just brought upstairs. "Prudence always told me that my foolish, flighty ways would bring me into trouble. I'm quite, quite sure that he saw me!" "What if he did?" encouraged Rhoda Fillcy. "He can't have you arrested, can he? "Oh, but he has been so good to us," half whispered Patty. "He left his handsome suit of rooms at the hotel and took board with mother just to help us along; and 6istcr Prudence says he is the most perfect gentleman she ever knew. Oh, I don't know how I shall ever look him in the face again!" "Is he an old beau of your mother?" asked Rhoda, indifferently. Patty started. "No!" she cried; "of course notl Why, he's not 40 yet, for all he looks 60 old. It's the East Indian climate has done that Prudence says she thinks he's verv handsome and'' "Oh!" laughed Rhoda: "then it's sister Prudence has in love with?' "I wish you wouldn't say such dis agreeable things," said Patty, frowning. "Hush! don't you see there's a customer oomingr All dav lone Pattv was in low SDirits. She went home at night with a head ache, taking care to be a little behind the regular family tea time, so as not to see Maj. Carson. "If he told mother," she pondered, "as it would serve me entirely right for him to do, what will she say? Prudence, too if Rhoda speaks truth, and she is re ally in love with Maj. Carson she will never forgive me. And now I como to think of it, Maj. Carson's profile is per fect, and his quiet, courteous ways are not a bit like those of the other men around here. He does walk a little lame on one ankle, but when one remembers that he got the bullet wound in protect ing a party of women from tne mail robbers on the Neilgherry Hills oh. dear! what evil spirit did possess mo to mimic him today? It was the sight of that queer old umbrella, 1 do believe, that put it into my head. Old Daphne always 6aid that piece of ivory on the handle was carved out of an eastern amulet, and I believe she was right! Daphne don't like to pass that umbrella in the dark. She always utters some spell as she goes by. There it is now 1" She stopped and looked at tbe um brella as it leaned against the rail of tho hat stand in the hall, where a single gas 'ct burned feebly in the lantern over load. "Is it a good spirit, I wonder, she asked herself, "or an evil one, that Daphne is afraid of?" She took the umbrella in her liand and looked wistfully at the carvings of the storks head. "The Sacred Ibis, I suppose," 6he pon dered. "And I wish I hadn't made fun of it Prudence will be so angry." She was still looking intently at tho ma jot's umbrella when tho street door opened and the major himself came in. "I'm afraid,' said he, "that I am a little late for tea. Oh, you were looking at my umbrella, Miss Martlia. Well, I grant you" (with a 'quiet smile) "it fa rather ridiculous; but it is a very old friend of mine, and Tve a prejudice in favor of old friends.' Patty burst into tears; the umbrella fell clank against the iron shell of the hat rack, splitting the stork's head in two. "Please do forgive me, Maj. Carson! she sobbed. Tvo behaved hkeaPata gonian Indian, and I don't deserve that you should evarepeak to me agaial But I never will again-and, oh, please, I've broken it now! What will Prudence BIT'S" "j "It dont matter," said the major, with it?" "I I don't know," murmured Patty. "She says I have neither discretion nor dignity, and she is right" "Now, Miss Martha, stop crying," said the major, gently patting her hand. "If you think that I bear you any malice on account of this morning's innocent bit of girlish masquerade, you are entirely mistaken. It is quite natural that half a dozen gay young things should make fun of an old fogy like me." "But you are not an old fogy!" "Ateight-and-thirty? No? WelL peo ple differ on such subjects. And you are not to torment yourself about it any more do you hear? Why do you .look so earnestly at me? he added. The long, dark curtains of lashes fell on Patty's crimson cheek once more. "I don't know," she faltered. "I was thinking how good you, are. Here comes mother, and I know by the smell that old Daphne has taken the tea biscuit out of the oven. And oh. lam so sorry about the umbrella!" The major picked up the umbrella, snapped the slender standard in two, and flung it composedly out of the hall window. "Thsrr aaidbe, 1 wont have you quietly interposing to prevent ner pleat ing up the ruins of the Sacred Ibis. "But what has Miss Prudence Price to do rrctnrur ymirseir so ceaselessly aoout an old umbrella! Old Daphne, coming across tho hall with the coffee pot in her hand, stopped short "Bress an sahe us!" cried she. "if de ! spell ain't done gone outen de house! j Well, it's a pow'ful lucky t'ing for we ' una. 1 neher done feel easy while dat ar was stan'in round." "Martlia," said Mrs. Price to her youngest daughter tliat evening while careworn Prudence was examining the baker's book down in the kitchen. "Maj. Carson has been speaking to mo" "I know," interrupted Patty, with a little guilty start. "He's going away the best boarder you ever had and it's ali my fault." "No, he's not going away. He" "Then," cried Patty, "he's going to marry Prudence! And she's a dear, good girl as ever lived, mother, but but do you think she is quite young enough for the major?" "My dear child, if you would only hear mo out The major" "Has got a wife already in India!" burst out Patty "an olive skinned prin cess, with a diamond as big as a hazel nut in her tiara, and he wants to bring her here! There are some things 1 won't stand, mother. The Emporium people are going to establish a branch business at Denver, and I'll go out there with Miss Daly and the Wicklow girls. I don't believe" At that moment there was an outcry in the kitchen. Master Alcnzo Price, the youngest hope of tho family, had just come in with a bloody nose from single combat with some neighboring youth. Mrs. Price grasped a camphor bott! and rushed to the rescue, and Patty was left alone. "I wish I were dead!" sobbed she, dropping her head on the cushioned arm of the sofa. "It's all tho evil spell of that horrid old umbrella!" "Has your mother told you, Martha?" asked a gentle, reassuring voice close to her elbow. And she started, to behold the very subject of her thoughts. "No yes" she faltered. "Please don't go away. Blaj. Carson!" "It all depends on you. Martha, whether I go or stay." he answered, gravely. "Does it, really?" Her heavy eves brightened a little at this. "Then 1 will try to be good to her." "To be geod to whom?" said the major, with something of a puzzled expression in his face. "To the prin to the lady, I mean, whom you are going to marry." "I shall marry no lady, little Martlia, unless you will have me." said the ma jor, resignedly, shrugging Ids shoulders. "Ir" "Yes," spoke- up Maj. Carson. "I hardly dared plead my own cause with you: but since Mrs. Price lias not delivered my message, I must even try for myself. I suppose, dear. I seem very grim and antiquated to you, but my heart has never yet been touched by wo man's voice or woman's eyes, and i have grown to love you very dearly. Do you think, Patty, you could learn to love me again?" Patty had grown first red, then pale. Her hands fluttered, as she glanced timidly up', and then answered: "Oh, yes, I am sure I could, because because I felt so miserably jealous when I thought of the East India princess." "Of whom?' "No matter no matter," Baid Patty. And almost in a second sho was crying and laughing on Maj. Carson's breast But the next morning she crept out into the garden and picked up the pieces of the Sacred Ibis head, lying out thero in the dewy grass. "I shall havo it mended." said she, "and keep it always. Daphne is right it is an amulet, and it has brought me lucxr Saturday JNight Saved by His Monkey. An instance of the instinct and fidelity of a young monkey comes from Batig nolles, a suburb of Paris. A little boy (so says a French journal), the son of an in habitant of that part of the city, was playing in one of the rooms of his fath er's flat with the monkey, which is a most intelligent and domesticated mem ber of its species. The boy, in a fit of J'uvenile caprice, tied the cord of a win low blind around liis neck and pretended to hang himself, to the immense amuse ment of his Simian playmate, which grinned and chattered on a chair. Sud denly the boy became livid and began to cry, for the cord got into a real noose around his neck. In a very short space of time the monkey took in the situation and tried to undo the noose with his paws, but had to give up the attempt. It then hopped away to another room, where the boy's grandmother was sit ting, and began to pull at her gown, to chatter, grimace and look wistfully to ward tho door. At first, thinking'that the animal wanted to bite her, the old lady was frightened; but, seeing that it was endeavoring with might ana main to drag her toward the door, she rose from her seat, and went, piloted by the mon key, to the room where her grandson was moaning. The boy was instantly extri cated from his perilous position, though it was some time before ho recovered from his pain and fright. Jocko, the de liverer, says the French authority for this strange narrative, received a nice little tablet of chocolate cream for his iplendid action, and he deserved it liondon TelezraDh. Orlcia of tmm CalTlotlao. It is certain that neither Dr. J. T. Gufllotin, who did not die by the instru ment of death called, or supposed to be called, after him, nor Dr. J. B. V. Guil lotine, who had such credit as was due to the invention, was the real inventor of the guillotine, though one or other of them may have recommended it, and perhaps perfected it. It was in use in Italy at least 200 years before their time, as is proved by a manuscript Neapolitan diary in my possession, of which the last entry is dated 1498. The book is full of colored drawings of processions, em bassies, battles, fleets and various his torical events. Among tho drawings are two of veritable guillotines, standing in no need of being further perfected, at ono of which a condemned person is kneeling, in expectation of the fall of the death dealing steeL Notes anil Queries. Fast llB9 la tbe Msatalas. Another engineer lias been discovered on the Union Pacific road who has a reckless passion stuck in his heaving breast for fast ninning. His territory extends from Evanston to Ogden, seventy-five miles, and it is about the rough est bit of road on the entire system. 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