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Of wild flowers trodden down by careless feet; Of starry blooms that withered ere the si ewer Fell cool and sweet. - - 'In memory Of all things beautiful our eyes have missed; Moonlight on summer seas, the sunsets gtow. The first ptak flash when Daws the mountains kissed . Andgflttbesaow. - In memory Of Love that left as ever present pain, Of dear, dead folded bands, and sweet dosed eyes Remembering Love will give them back again Inparadisel Violet M. Bag ia Murray's TRUE TO THE CORE. "It's just that. Aunt Hannah," said Jim Devitt, throwing back his brown velveteen coat, stretching his gay plaid trousers, and snapping his fingers at a fat white bull dog with the solemn com bative countenance of its kind. "I ain't wurth a cuss for figgers, ain't up on rib bons, but am pretty fair on sport. Some ono's got ter deal - faro, be referee at a prize fight, and umpire a ball game. If it wa'n't for us, who'd keep up the breed of fighting dogs 'and cocks? Racing is good if you've got the rocks. Some fel-' lers has to live on. the shady side, hain't they, Bruiser? Ought to see him clinch with John Penn's Towserin the village last night done your old heart good." "That it would not, James Bottle Devitt," said Aunt Hannah, decidedly, yet looking very kindly on the speaker over her spectacles. "If you was not a outlaw from jestice I wouldn't have you here at all. But la, as you've worked for yourself senco you was twelve, an' never hod no schoolin'; I dunno but you turned out well consederin';an' then you wa'n't sixteen when you rescued me from the poor house, an' two years ago you bought me .this comfortable place, though how the money was got I never dared think." "Took odds agin the favorit." That, though I don't understand it, means, I know, something disrespectful; but you lias the kindest heart hi the world. Onlv to think, though, your great grandfather was a Baptist minis ter, traveling by spotted trees in the wil derness, and you" -"Traveling by the spots on cards." "And JILj Jcdgo Suydam of tiro manor asked mo yesterd'y, says ehe, wliat busi ness is. vour nephew inj and she's a very grand lady too. An few knows wliat poor houses is and how you rescued me, aud how grateful I am, so I wasn't going 1 to nave tier look aown on you, so 1 says in the bono business, inarm." "In the what?' "Bones, Jimmy. I remembered you played 'em in the minstrels where I lied free passes, an' cf I do say it, you beat 'em all, an' fetched the most applause alius, an' bone business sounded" sorter respectful." "You're always game," laughed Mr. Devitt, "Next time tell theold lady I'm something of a sport; let her figger it out Mebbe she don't know that game cock Of mine killed her fine Plymouth Rock the last time I was here." He picked up his liat, whistled to the dog, and strolled out along tho road in the direction of tho manor, where "Mrs. Jedgo Suydam" kept a strict watch over two voung orphaned granddaughters. "There's tho best heart in tho world," -said the old lady to the fat, comfortable cat wlio appeared from some reheat oc casioned by Bruiser's dislike, "an this beautiful homo he's give me, an' sends me money when ho has a streak of luck, an jest because he empired a prize fight he's hidin here from jestice, an him never would 6trike a blow less ho had ter. An' them, mittens, the stuffed one's he says is 'lowable; but dearie me, gladia tors was nothing but prize fighters, an they has plays on the stage about them." 'Tm goin' to a trystin' place," mut tered Mr. Devitt, as he went along. "What the duse is a trvsting place. She calls it that; she's the demdest." Somo two weeks back, Bruiser, on an exploring expedition, met in a narrow path on tho manor crounds a fat New foundland dog and a tall, overgrown girl, with a curiously childish face and bright dark eyes. "Sick him, Nep, he's such a little one," said tho girl. Nep turned tail and attempted to flee. Not so Bruiser; his fighting blood was up; he accepted the stump, and flew upon the big dog, who stood still and howled frightfully, while tho girl, with real courage, seized Bruiser by tho loose skin on his neck, and Mr. Devitt rescued tho party. "Don't you know no better than to sick a bull dog on an old sheep like that?" he said, severely. "Fightin is my dog's business; look at them scars on him," and forthwith he reeled off a long list of Bruiser's battles, lost and won. The girl listened with respectful atten tion, introduced herself as Enid Jones, and said eho had to take Nep out for a walk every day. Ho was grandma's dog, and she wished ho could know her cousin Hetty she was just lovely. The next day he went along the path, and strangely enough Enid was there with Hettv, a vivacious, curly haired damsel. Nep was tied to a tree with a sash, and Bruiser was held by a stout rope, and a conversation ensued. In course of time Hetty assured Mr. Devitt, perhaps a delicate way of telling him that he need not fall in love with her, that her heart was broken. She had been engaged to a young man in jail oh, 6he meant boarding 6chool but that was all off now. She must marry for money, and it was better her heart should break, and his, too, than she should displease her aged grand parent. Grandma liked her best, for her papa was a professional man, but Enid's father was no family at all; but Enid would be awful rich and "could stoop beneath her." ' "Her father ms something in oil in New York," sighed Hetty, and Enid listened with meek sadness. "Well, the old sardine, the fellow in on, left tha stamps cnyhow," suggested Devitt, hopefully, taking Enid's side at once. "You are very kind," sighed Enid; and the matter was dropped, all parties en deavoring to see this one redeeming trait in tho man in oiL Devitt was a very simple minded young man. He had read few books, chiefly of adventure, the lurid Indian and pirate tales peculiar to tho young, and had perused them, I regret to say, when ha was a messenger boy, on his way to do errands; bat now bis literary taste ran to sporting journals, and poetry was an unknown field to him. He liked Hetty, njiiipst" with her sorrows, offered to knock out the future millionaire who would crush out her young heart at any time she sent him word, said he supposed she knew her own business best; but wasn't she borrering trouble when the old chap hadn't turned -up yet, and the old lady might die any time, and what waste prevent her marrying theyotmf fellow then? At Enid he looked with awe and wonder, she could anota so much ooetrr. naa-rcaa so many novels,-ana was so strangely innocent and unworldly, and made him out such a hero. In fact she was such a good listener that he stretched the truth now and then to interest her. - "You are like Romeo and Juliet," sighed Hetty. "Enid is about her age, and her eyes arc good, if she is so thin,' .and does outgrow her clothes so." These meetings continued all that sum mer, Hetty always a willing third party, and deep in a novel about it. She meant to make it a great success, and Iiavo her portrait in the book', with ' her Iiair all wavy, and a poetic look on her face, and have the newspapers just teem with anec dotes of her beautv and brilliancy. They called the old stone house the castle, and r under the castle windows came Mr. j ll vi ft nvcrv nifht wlipn tbe weather was .fine. He had a lovely tenor voice, and Mrs. Suydam was deaf.'and he knew the -whole of "Maid of Athens," .which he gang divinely, "And of course that'syou," Hetty would say as they leaned out .the window and listened: By those lids whose Jetty fringe Kiss thy soft cheeks' blooming tinge; By those wild eyes Uketheroa. '.'You have those soulful, yearning eyes, and that's all the good looks you have got," Hetty would add truthfully. ' Once in a while Bruiser would, add to the melody by a howl when a cat escaped him, or the cat herself, on a distant roof, would appeal to the neighboring cats for sympathy. One day while rehearsuwjr "Othello," Hettv the abused wifo and Enid the cruel Moor, Enid raised the pillow too high in her zeal, and crash went grand ma's" lovely Dresden china vase,' the pride of her aged heart. As usual, Enid had to bear all the blame, and was sent to a distant room in the back part -of the' house for a week's imprisonment. Mr; Devitt was informed in Hetty's angular handwriting: "Leonora is in the tower. Particulars, ask boy." , Ho asked the small, solemn faced boy who brought the note, and got all tho direful story, and gave in return a dime, that was taken as part of the price for secrecv. To the tower went Mr. Devitt at midnight, after, falling over a wheel- barrow and stumbling inrougb a vegeta ' blc garden. Leonora was a very unhappy little girl, for she was intensely nervous. Her crazy Uncle Henry had died in the room where she was imprisoned, and Hetty said his unquiet spirit never rested in the grave. She was allowed no lamp, and no ono was near her in th;:t long hall, and somewhere she had read "at mid night hour, when churchyards yawn and graves give up their dead," and it was twelve now. Then on the moonlit air camo that l dear voice: Haid of Athens; ere we part. -j She gave a little cry of joy, her terror " had been so extreme, and he was so good 1 .to come. He looked so beautiful in the ' moonlight, his handsome eyes, under j their long lashes,- upraised to. he his black mustache veiling the lips th . saeg'j so sweetly. Tho fact that thcio was somebody awake, too. And she told him j hottly bow scared she was, and no sat down under tho window, and said ho would stay for company, and she could sleep in ieace. for he would bo - awake. Two nights later, when he came, she sent him down u note, tied to a bit of ribbon. Do you remember' yoiin Lochinvar I read you about; I shall die here. Xo onb loves me. And last night, after I made you po home, I heard such a dreadful creaking of the stairs that I fainted dead away. I shall die here. "It's a slianie, that old hag," he wrote back. "Do you mean run away and get marriedy" "Y es," came down on the string. . Then further correspondence ensued, hints of a servant who could be bribed with a pearl rinir Enid didn't care about at all to lcavo tho key-in the door, and directions to liavo a carriage waiting at ! the lane, and cho would bo waiting. Ho . m r .an aS a l4-hk wvtd'XfrvSV ll V liAllinntASWl T JUlUUUrtXI, 1111:11 ncuiiuunij uuiucnuiu. "A rum go," he muttered. "You an me, Bruiser, to run off with that inno cent littlo chick. Them" books is turned her head, and 6he is scared out of her senses up there alone. Cuss that old woman! I never 6ee no girl like her. I love her. Bruiser, and what in this world shall I do about it?" Ho sat down on the top rail of a fence, and Bruiser took a dignified posture in tho path. A queer sort of shadow came over Devitt s face as he drew his breath hard. "It's no go, Jim. You are a poor, worthless devil, and she will be rich some day. It would be worse than cheat ing an honest man at an honest game. If she wa'n't rich well, even then, what kind of a name liavo you got to give her, and what sort of a home to offer? She dont know no more of the world and what gittin' married means than a 4-year-old child. Calls mo Geraint, by gosh. Chuck full of poetry, but not a mite of hoss sense. Poor little girl, and I love her. That sweet seriousness of hers breaks me up. Wants to run off with me, and I never even kissed her wouldn't for tho world. Be square, Jim; save her from herself. No one will ever know how hard it is, and then Bhe'll hate me. She will wait for me, and then hate me." He got up with a groan and went on with bowed head and weary eyes. Sud denly he turned and went back to the manor. Poor, frightened child, he saw her at the window, her face hidden on her outstretched arms, her fair hair veil ing her childish grief. He dared not 6ee her again. In the shadow of the old elms he sang for the last time the song sho loved. She listened with beating heart and happy eves, and that sense of companionship so dear in her loneliness; and he his voice faltered once or twice, that was all: Haid of Athens! I cm gone; -Think of me, sweet, when alone. Though I fly to Istambol, Athens holds my heart and souL Can I cease to lore thee? No. He went away at daybreak, looking haggard and worn and the old town by theHudson saw him no more. Bruiser, left behind, became the charge and ter ror of good Aunt Hannah's life. A trembling girl stole out the old manor that night, and it was raining hard, too, and wet and weary, waited waited so long by the gate; but he did not come Patience Stapleton in Once "a Week. The astonishing changes that small apportions of foreign matter will p: lines ia metals are not swesssarUy of nnall practical importance, as very sli&.-t im purities in metals for certain purposes might lead to serions'conseonencee. Bob' erte-Austin gives two striking illustra tions of this possibility. A small fraction of bismuth in copper will reduce the elec trical conductivity sufidently to cause any submarine cable made with it to become a commercial failure, and the mtsw re carrying power of copper cables is said to have doubled sincetheearly iaysof telswrsnhy on account of thein eressed purity of tke copper. Pure gold has a bras ring stasia ef fro sixteen to sersritesa. tons to tke square lack, bat wam alloyed with be tweteaths of ens per cent, of lead It will break with a slight blow or tader a toiling steam, Imsasw Txsjrslst. A single shad sredaees .100,000 eggs, and only abort 5,000 are hatched Batsx aSy. By the artificial saethod l,000 are successfully hatched. No wonder this fas nab gets cheaper every yi NATURE'S MU6IC. 6Ude up thy sOver sands, O toasaftsf ass. Tbepumtnatattrttneecsscfesayi And over au toe forest sw That echoes but the ansJe af t Half silent, rivers glide, 1 Break singing where the 1 Whispering among the pebbles, low aad sweet; So low. so sweet; wild birds the strata repeat. Down through great velvet rich with Long, guttering chams, the slipping torrents toss, Shivering end darting 'neath t arching trees. The wandering winds la mystic Bsiaor keys Sir? tbeJr lore songs above the waves aad rocks . to harmony that every heart nwlorks Helen L. Carey. BEYOND. Whenitll tbe world seems dark and loaeiy. When Joy is dead and life is drear. When hope and love seem left behind us. And every emlk melts to a tear, Tta then we turn to things immortal. And look beyond earth's narrow portal. Youth's .Companion . RESULT OF A MISTAKE. Lena Hazleton sat in the dimly lighted church, where she sang leading soprano, in tho tliird row from tho organ. - The organist, witli no book before Iiim, was playing the most beautiful music she had ever heard. T "Can tliis be Jack?" sho asked herself. "He seems to be iouring out' his very soul." She sank back into her seat, drinking in the inspiring tones, -wondering in an indistinct way if ho had ever played as .well, and why sho had never been aft fected so before. -When the last thrilling notes had died away, she slowly-approached him and said, softly:' "You liave surpassed yourself to-night, Jack. I have .been listening spellbound." - Instead of turning around and greeting her in his usual frank way, lie started in surprise, then hesitated, and finally said: "I am glad you like my music," and his' fingers strayed ou over tho keys. Lena marveled at-liis manner, and. if ter a moment's silence said:. "1 wonder the others are not here. It' Js surely time." ' - At this be turned slowly around, 6ay- "Do not bo frightened.- Your compli--jient was intended for some one else, though my name is Jack." ,. Lena blushed and stammered: . I beg your pardon!". -Then, at the- thought of having been half an hour in an almost, muighted church with a stranger, 6he plucked up courage and demanded: - VBut why are you here":" - He sinilcd indulgently and answered: "Becauso I am veryibnd of playing on church organs, and, having' Mr. James consent, saw 110 reason for not gratify ing my wish to- try this magnificent-instrument. I am sorry to have incon venienced vou." "Not at all," said she bravely. "But I don't bee why the others are not liere." "If you refer to tho choir, Mr. James told me tliat it does not rehearse until to morrow evening." "Why, how odd!" said Lrna. "We al ways niect on'Thursday evening.'- "But this is only Wednesday evening,? said the unknown", ith a winning smile. "Only Wednesday evening!" sho re peated, hardly believing her ears. "Are you certahi'r" "Yes, quite," he replied. "Yes, Lena," interposed Mr. James, who had approached unobserved. "1 assure you it Lj Wednesday. Ah, Mor ton, there you are! Miss Hazleton, tliis is Mr. Morton. And, by the way, Lena, Mrs. James has some company and sent me for you." "1 should like to go, but I fear auntie .will worrv." "No. - I have seen her, and explained. She told me you were here." " "Then I sliall be delighted." ' "Morton, will you not come, too?" he asked. - "Thank you; but I fear I should in trude." "Not at alL I know my wife will be delighted." Jack hesitated a minute; but at that moment his eyes met Lena's, and not only was his decision made, but ho knew that the current of his whole life had beer, changed. During the evening Lena sang, ar.d Jack Morton played tho accompaniment. Ho played so well that she was seized with a desire to distinguish herself. When she had sung a few lines her friends were surprised; and Jack, who had heard much good singing, was as tonished at tho purity and sweetness of her tones. As she finished, her face glowing with enthusiasm, they all pleaded for another song, and glancing to Jack, she read the same request iu his eyes, and complied. - Later in tho evening she was sitting near Mr. James. "How do you like Mr. Morton?" he asked. "Very well," she replied, with a trifle more feeling than was necessary. "He is to escort me home. Have you known him long?" "He is a business acquaintance of mine from Chicago. I've met him so often that I consider him a true friend." At 11 -o'clock Lena and Jack were walking homeward, her dainty hand resting confidingly on Ids arm. Before parting he liad permission to call, and as his stay was to be short and her next evening was devoted to the re hearsal it was arranged that he should escort her home. At breakfast her aunt asked: "Lena, how did you enjoy yourself last night? "Very well, auntie." "Did Mr. James bring you home?" "No; Mr. Morton came with me?" At this tbe elder lady laid down her fork, and looking directly at Lena asked: "And who may Mr. Morton be?" "A gentleman from Chicago who was there, answered Lena, ignoring the romantic meeting in the dimly lit church. "A gentleman from Chicago!" repeated her aunt, with an ominous tap of her foot. "That is rather indefinite." "Yes; bubhe's nice, auntie." "Of course," said her aunt. "Curly, golden hair, brown eyes and a wonder ful mustache." "Indeed he hasn't. His hair is dark, and I couldn't say what color his eyes are." Yet even as she spoke the words there came before her mental vision a pair of ardent brown eyes looking down into hers. That evening the choir seemed unusu ally stupid. The rehearsal dragged along. When Lena and Jack started home, as the evening was crisp and starry, they did not hurry, and on their way their mutual acquaintance ripened sufficiently for him to ask and gain the privilege of writing to her. At home Lena's aunt was in the par lor, evidently waiting to form an un biased opinion of her niece's new ad mirer. Jack, being as clever as be was hand some, devoted himself to that good lady to such an extent that she had little time to criticise, and after conversing a while even lost her desire to do so. PsaincBs called Jack away the follow ing day. The next one brought to Lena his first letter, which, like himself at their nartimr. sremfld to mean nu'ch that it saaavttsy. cudnt say. - She replied, and tbe frequency of their kiurrs increased as the days went by, as did th-ir length and interest, . Her aunt saw- plainly how matters were going, but. wise woman, kept her own counsel. One day Lena recwed a letter from' Jack, tho most important and sweetest part of which was the hist; for in that he wrote, ' in words wliich thrilled her through and .through, of his great love for her, and begged her if sho returned -hi3 love; to wear the little "ring he had sent, for his sake. The ring, whose gem was as pure as the love of which it was a symbol, came almost immediately after the letter, but not before Lena liad an swered it. . As she slipped tho beautiful thing on her finger, her lover's wish that ho him self could have performed the delightful ceremony,' was echoed through her every fiber. - - ' - Thinking long, over her new found happiness, she suddenly remembered her. ft was really appalling to have entirely ignored one who liad devoted a good part of her life to her and loved her so dearly indeed, almost us a mother would! After pressing the letter affectionately to her lips, she stowed it away close to her throbbing heart, and "went down stairs iii quest of her aunt. ' Sho found her in the library, and tapped softly on the. open door. Without wait ing for a response, she crossed the room to where .her aunt sat on a low chair. ' ."1 am ashamed of myself because I have not confided in you, auntie. . Jack Morton loves mo, and 1 liave prom bed to marry him. Can you. forgive me?" she asked, kissing her affectionately. "Yes, dear," her aunt replied,. return ing the kiss; -'I knew it." "You knew it how?" ' Vln many .ways," said she. looking af fectionately at her niece." - ."And you don't mind?" asked Lena, relieved. "Mind, my dear? Does one, alone in the u orld, bring up a child from baby hood to young ladyhood and then part without minding?" she asked, tears start ing to her usually-tranquil lids. "Forgive me.Vuntie, for giving you ain 1, of ail for you huvo been so ind to me!" " . 1 hey soon fell to discussing the future, and once her aunt said: "Lena, if anything should over occur come back to inc." . "Yes, auntie, but' there never will," Lena said, her eyes brimming over with love and tears. .And in three-months Miss Hazleton lost her nieco and Jack Morton gained a lovely wife. The Saturday Night, SaMfSrag Corncotmpe. "Exactly. Your head .aches, your eyes bother you and your throat is always parched." said a well known physician, diagnosing the case of a patient. "Now I can tell just wliat brings on these diffi culties. Vou smoke a corncob pipe. Isn't that a fact's" ' Tho sufferer replied in the affirmative, but was curious to know how the doctor learned what kind of a pipe he used. "i 'bee so much of this that 1 couldn't help knowing what ailed you." explained the medical num. "Men apparently en joying perfect health come to mo every Jay.- They are great big. robust fellows, and they all suffer in the same causes. At first I-was nonplused, and led myself to believe that it was anew disease, but I finally discovered that the whole trou ble was caused by corncob" .piix- It needs no credulity on your part. Notico yourself when you are smoking a corn cob a sickly, overpowering odor, which fills up your throat and lungs, aud causes a smarting sensation of the tonguo. That is tho smoke of tho burning cob, and it contains enough creosote to cure a ham." New York Evening Sun. .Tattoolnp; Convicts for Identification. "Tho latest fad in prison manage ment," said a prison official, "is tattoo ing. It is a ready means of identifica tion, and is bound to become popular in prison management My idea is to tattoo a convict every time ho is imprisoned, and then wo'll have Ids record as clear as the moon at midnight. Let each penal institution adopt a different mark or monogram and the problem of identify ing convicts will bo solved. It is the simplest and best system yet proposed. To somo persons it may seem as Iiarsh as branding, but it isn't. Tattooing isn't painful, and the marks could be put on the convict's back, arms or legs, and would not embarrass reformed convicts. Tattooing is now followed in several penal institutions abroad." Buffalo Ex press. The Divining Bod. Oh, yes; there are lots of people who believe in divining rods treasure finders they call them. I know of one being made for a man not long ago. It was a wand three feet long, of whalebone, and in one end was a hole plugged up with two ounces of absolutely pure gold and a little chemically pure mercury; in tne other end the mercury was, with pure silver. The rod was evenly balanced and turned on a pivot. The foolish man who owned it paid $00 to have it made. He b to' search for treasure, for buried bul lion. Catharine Colo in New Orleans Picayune. Foreign Population of France. The rapid increase of the foreign poj ulation ia France is causing great con cern to tho government. Since 1886 no less than 482,000 Belgians, 265,000 Ital ians, 100.000 Germans, 78,000 Swiss and 80,000 Spaniards have gone into France, in addition to the foreign population pre viously resident there. In 1851 there were about 381,000 foreigners in a total population of nearly 86,000,000. In 1886 the foreign population exceeded 1,000, 000, while the native population remained nearly stationary. Chicago Herald. Trimming Bis Financial Sails. Gus Do you carry two watches, Jack, or is that double chain a bluff? Jack No bluff, Gus, I carry a Water bury in one pocket and a Jurgenben u the other. Gus What's that for? Jack When a man to whom 1 owe money asks me tho time I consult my Waterbury, but when a stranger or a lady wants the same information it's the Jurgensen tliat gives it, and don't you forget it. The Epoch. The Indignant Wasp. "Oh, you swindler, you have a stone inside you!" as the wasp said when he ate into the plum. Few people are more- virtuously indig nant than the cheat when ho finds lunv self outwitted. What Iadlaas Have Done. Indians in the United States lest year cultivated 227,265 acres of land, and raised 724.658 bushels of wheat. 934,072 bushels of corn. 512,187 bushels of oats and bar ley. 524.010 bushels of vegetables and and 101,823 tons of hay. They also owned 358,834 horses and mules. 111.407 head of cattle. 40.471 swine aad 1.117,273 sheep. Chicago Herald. DnisUsa in Artillery FIriac When the great gun waieh has thrown a ball eleven miles happens to beabaea aortb, a lateralderiation of flOO feet oast . be taken into account for the difference hi rotating speed between thaspct where it Is fired and tho spot where tho aiatjle rJw.rtrik.--Nsw York Sua, anas,-. A CCRI00S PRODUCT. INTERESTING FACTS CONCERNING SACCHARIN AND ITS USES. Mew Sweet Beasmfaesi rs Caal Tar Vsea New -Wat 1st Says Medical Uses. The curious product from coal tar known as saccharin was introduced by a French chemist two years ago, since when a factory for its production has been established in Westerhausen, near tbe old historic town of Magdeburg, in -Prussia. Saccharin has become so for midable a rival of cane and beet root uugar for many rnannfactnring purposes, that the producers of these look upon the new material with great disfavor. Lata French-papers state that the French sugar manufacturers have began a cam paign against it, and the Society of Ag riculturists have petitioned the govern ment to forbid its manufacture, as being prejudicial to the beet root sugar trade, although experiments have shown that it is not noxious. It has been found that in its pure state it is difficult of solution, but this defect is corrected by the addition of an alka. .lino bicarbonate that is added by small portions to the saccharin mixed in the water. No 'heat is employed, as under the influence of heat soda will transform saccharin into salicylic acidl- Neither flies', bees nor other insects will touch saccharin' in any form, but physicians are already prescribing it for patients afflicted with diseases which will not admit of their taking sugar. . A gentle man to whom sugar was forbidden tried saccliarin, using it alone to sweeten lemon juice and stewed cranberries.- He found that it would -not mix, and ex perimented with various things to rem edy it; but wus unsuccessful until lie thought of glycerine; one dram of saccharin'- with one pound of glycerine, heated to solution, makes a mixture closely resembling honey, and one that readily dissolves in water, milk, tea, coffee, wines and liquors. ITS 6WEETENINO POWER. Saccharin is used now in cake, candy and champagne. Its sweetening power is 300 times greater than that of sugar, and it has neither the latter's nutritive nor injurious properties. It does not ferment, and is in no way altered by the action of yeast and other ferments. In addition to this, it lias also antiseptic properties which make it useful in pre serving articles-of food. It is a condi ment, or 'spice, and should 'never be tasted in its puro 6tate. A distinguifched American chemist, when asked for somo information re-. sneering the new material, said: "Sac charin is really in many ways a re markable product. It is tho sweetest sulistance known. One part of it In. 70, 000 parts of water will givo the water a perceptibly sweet taste equal to one part of cane sugar in 250 parts of water, and a solution of one in 10,000 is intensely bweet. In appearance it is a white crystalline powder, soluble in 230 parts of water at 25 degs. centigrade, and is easily soluble in alcohol and ether. Its scientific name is benzoyl sulphonic amide. "Curiously enough, saccharin is in no wav related to the class of sugars (carb hydrates), cither chemically or physio logically. It is not only unfermentable, but it possesses an anti-zymotic action; that is, it retards the ammoniacal fer mentations in certain secretions. It is indigestible, inert and non-poisonous, when taken into the stomach, and passes out unchanged. These properties give it an important place in- dietetics, phar macy and therapeutics. When mixed with tho food of diabetic or obese patients it enables them to indulge in sweetened dishes which ordinarily must be denied them on account of the'injuri ous effects of sugar under such condi tions. A HARMLESS SWEETENING. "It is a harmless and effective sweeten ing agent for bitter medicines, and chemi cal combinations of it with several alka loids, such as quinine, strychnine and morphine, liave been employed with marked success. It is also given with other remedial agents, or in pure solu tion as an anti-fermentative medicine in various gastric and intestinal dis orders. "Besides these medical uses, saccharin is largely employed in France as a sub stitute for sugar in confectionery and liquors. One part of it to 1,000 or 2,000 parts of glucose (grape sugar) makes an equivalent to cane sugar for confec tioners' use, and one part of saccharin to 8,000 parts of liquid is considered suffi cient for making sweet liqueurs. Al together there ia good reason for the concern felt by sugar producers on ac count of a substance, a teaspoonful of which will convert a barrel of water into good syrup and which docs not de cay, mold or ferment, and has no injuri ous effect upon tho human system. "The chief difficulty in the way of its use is the high cost of production; but l unproved processes will doubtless be de vised which will bring its market value to a much lower figure than it now com mands." Frank Leslie's. Aalsaals with Beckoalas; Facaltles. For myself, I cannot see why tho con clusion is denied that animals, as they come to apprehend tho advent of Sun day, have some way of keeping count of the seven days of the week. The follow lowing fact bears directly upon that point: Something like half a century ago the writer liacl the care and milking of five cows during one summer. They grazed in a pasture lot many rods from the dwelling. It was the custom to give the animals 6alt every Sunday morning. They enjoyed the treat, and it was evident that they began to expect it. After a length of time 1 cannotysay how long a curious behavior of the cat tle became conspicuous, for every Sun day morning they were found standing ingat the bars, the point nearest tho house, with every appearance of mute expectation. At every other morning. as well as at evening, they had to be sought and brought to the bars for milk ing. Sometimes I would forget to take the salt with me at the stated time, when, instead of moving off to feed after my task was done, as they usually did. they remained about the spot an hour or to, as if waiting for their weekly rations of bait. Here, then, is the problem: Every Sun day morning these' cows came of their own option to the place of milking, and where on that day they generally got salt, and cot on other mornings. How could they do tliat, except through some faculty of estimating the seven days of the week. A. S. Hudton, M. D., iu Pop ular Science Montldy. Bald Eagles fat Pennsylvania. The Blue mountains, especially in Schuylkill and northern Berks counties, besides furnishing breeding and feeding places for the wild turkey, provide several species of eagles with eyries so inacces sible and fields of prey so extensive and fruitful that the advance made by civili zation on every side liave as yet been in sufficient to drive them from their chosen haunts. Any one who has ever tramped over that part of the Blue mountains has noticed the axesl number of tall, dead tree rruuKS tnai stana on tne nlgiiest ma rockiest summits, out of the reach of the boldest mountain climber. Early in the morning or toward nightfall one or more great birds may be seen hovering- about the tops of those dead and sentinel liko trees. The birds are -bold eagles, or. in rare cases; golden eagles. They 'select these dead trees on the isolated summit? to build their nests on. It bono of the superstitions of tho Blue mountain, woodsmen that it is the presence of the" eagles and their -nests that has killed tho trees, but the fact is that if a tree is not' first dead an eagle will not select it for -a resting place. The bird uses the dead trunk becauso it gives a better post for observation. Sometimes the top of a naked and inaccessible rock serves the same purpose. Cor. New York Times. la use aew-srasC Kcader.- "How the wirier blower - "Yes; it is almost. a. hurricane. See how it twists the branches off the stnrdy trees! Many a good ship will, go' down mtbisgaler ' . "Ahfbet do yew see the woman? She can scarcely face.the howling wind." ."Yes, I see her. Perha$ you think her four children ere dying and she' is. going for a doctor." "It must be a case or luo or death to call her out." "Nothing of the kind." Sho is simply after a novel and a pound of caramels, and she .will put. in a couple of hours bothering the store clerks. There is another, and anothcr--a dozen f them." "And will they go home refreshed?" "Very much so ten times as much as if they had remained at home and darned stockings or sewed on a button or two." Detroit Freo Press. A Field far Iasesttgaters. It was stated thirty years ago that an ordinary battery would impart to a per fect electric motor only one horso power of energy from a consumption ox two pounds of zinc per hour, while a good steam engine would givo an equal power from two pounds per hour of tho much cheaper coaL Professor-Ayrton now as serts, however, that zinc batteries may yet be made an important and economi cal source of mechanical energy, and that they may furnish a solution of tho prob lem of -converting tho energy of coat into electric energy without the wasteful steam engine. Before this can L-e ac complished it will be necessary'to find a process of unburning tho oxidized zinc at a cost comparable with the cct of an equal weight of coal, so that the- metal may bo cheaply used over and over. Arkansaw Traveler. The life ef a Watch. A first class American watch, well kept,- will last thirty or forty years, or sometimes even longer, before the works wear out, but the average life of on or dinary low priced American watch is ten years, and that of a Swiss watch of the same grade seven years. Tho length of life for a watch depends largely on tho number of its jewels. The range of prices for American watches runs from $5 to $500, the costliest being a split sec ond minute register timing watch. In tho United States about ",500 watches are manufactured every day. Tho Waltham factory turns out 1,500 per day and the Elgin factory between 1,'JOOand 10,000. Chicago Herald. Safe fo Employ. Bank Official You say you would like a position as cashier. Applicant Yes. B. O. Do you belong in the city? A. No; I've como from Canada. B.- O. Is that your native place? A. Yes. B. O. Why did you leave it? A. My doctor's advice. B. O. Climate too severe? A. Yes. B. O. Ever intend to go back? A. Never; it would be certain death. B. O. Eureka! You are just tho man we want. Report in the morning and be installed as cashier. Yankee Blade. Japan's Minister at Washlactoa. Blunemitsu Mutsu, Japanese minister at Washington, is a most abstemious man as regards stimulants, but being a scholar and philosopher he has shown an inclination to taste of American mixed drinks as an experimental process.' He does not like our fancy tipples, however. A few days ago ho tackled a gin fizz for the first time. "Ha!" he exclaimed, in an Oriental way, "it buzzes like a fly and stings -like a wasp." He will hereafter confine himself to tea drinking. New York World. Fable ef Oldest Ttsse. A farmer's wife hanged herself on a tree in his garden. He married another wife, and, curiously enough, she, after a few years, hanged herself on the same tree. lie married again, and third wife did the same. The farmer wrote sadly, to a distant married friend to tell him of the mournful coincidence. 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