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Tbe farmer's lad went with the CowL And thus addressed the pastor: "Dear me, if Ialn'ttiredl Here is. A gobbler from my master."' The pastor said: "Thou abouldct not Present the fowl to me; Come, take my chair, and for me act. And I will act for thee." The preacher's chair received the boy. The fowl the pastor took Went out with It and then came in With pleasant smile and look. And to his young pro tern, be said: "Dear sir. my honored master Presents this turkey, and bis best Respects to you, his pastor "Good :' said the boy; "your master is A gentleman and scholar! My thanks to him, and for yourself, Here is a half a dollar 1" The pastor felt around bis month A most peculiar twitching; And to the gobbler holding fast, He "bolted" for the kitchen. He gave the turkey to the cook. And came back in a minute. Then took the youngster's hand aad left A half a dollar in it. TWO THANKSGIVINGS. fT is my belief, founded on a long and varied expe rience, that a man should never give money to & beg rar. As a Drinci- ple, tho practice of indiscriminate almsgiving is sub versive of true philanthropy. Of course there are exceptions to this rule, but in tho main I think mv argument is sound. But I am fully per suaded that if pressed to do so, I could not givo good, sound reasons for my be lief, and I confess that I often violate my creed. Tho fact is, that in the discussion of great fundamental ideas like those of religion or sociology, I find them to be like a creek in the mountains. Follow tho creek up, and you will find innumerable brooks babbling into it from innumerable hollows between the hills. Each brook is filled with the sparkling product of God's distillery, each rivulet adds something to the volume of water in the creek flowing onward to theses. But I have not the time nor the genius to explore all these streams of thought to their source, and so I take the sunshine as ho sends it, tho water as he brews it. tho laughter and the tears as they arc cooked at his good pleasure. And sometimes very often, in fact I find my self violating the conclusions of cold ethics and giving money to a beggar. This much before I tell my story. The incident here recorded occurred oa a Thanksgiving Day not many years ago. Twas a cold November day in Battery park. New York. The sun shone feebly from behind a bank of clouds, yet the air was keen and bracing. It brought color to the cheeks and brightness to the eyes of sonio twenty idlers seated upon the benches. Most of the persons in the park were apparently of foreign extrac tion. A little Frenchman, wrapped in a cloak and who took frequent pinches of snuff, formed a striking contrast to a brawny 'longshoreman in a blue blouse and overalls. Another picturesque group was formed of a Bulgarian mother with her three children, aliens who looked upon the evidences of a new civilization with fear and distrust. The rest of the occu pants of the park were bits of flotsam and jetsam of humanity common in every largo seaport town. The day of Thanks giving was unknown to them. For the most part they were drinking of the lees of life and had nothing to be thankful for except the material fact of a cheerless ex istence. While watching this drift from alien shores and wondering vaguely what were the actual conditions surrounding these heroes, my attention was drawn to the shambling figure of a man coming up one of the aisles of the park. The sun came out for a minute and made him distinctly visible in all bis abiectness. For he was the most wretched looking man I bad ever seen. His derby hat was brimless, bis once blue blouse had lost all of itsorlg- "WOCLD TOD OIVK ME OSE CENT, URf inal color, acd his troosera bung about bis emaciated legs like a stocking about a pipe stem. Upon bis sallow face was four weeks' growth of stubby black beard. His face was dark and bis eyes bad that pale, sickly gleam sometimes seen undei the dry husk of an onion. He walked with a slow, shambling, uncertain step, and his shoulders drooped as though he was all gone inside and every minute he rxjjectecf to collapse. The very abject ness of bis condition fascinated me, and while still loathing him I watched his ap proach with interest. As he came up to me he seized the elbow of bis left arm by putting his right hand behind his bade In this curious attitude he spoke: "Would you giTe me one cent, sir? This be said in a voice which seemed to come out of the very sub-cellar of de spair, so monotonous was it, so utterly bereft of the ring of hope. "No, sir," I replied. "I couldnot." He mads no reply in words, but Us elbows lifted slightly and bis long lager Bails, which wore saourning for departed claanUiMss. sank into the nalms of lus H aL aV L iBslassrilsssal iJial naUas. Like a man wno ten that aeatav was stepping on his heels, he turned away. There were a dosen other men seated in Battery park, and to each one of these be in turn put the same question that he had to me. He met the same reply each time, for as be turned away I could see the sharp elbows lift with a despairing gesture and the sallow face harden into corrugated lines. One man, who looked jolly and well fed, perpetrated a ghastly joke by putting his hand in his trousers pocket when the mendicant asked him the fatal question and pro ducing a paper of tobacco. Then Mr. Jolly read Mr. Misery a little homily on the injustice of poverty, and over Mis ery's face there spread a shadow of a grin, and such a grin as may be seen on the face of a mummy. It was if he had said: "Did starvation ever roost in your stomach for three days?" "Will he jump off the dock now?" I wondered to myself. No. He is actually "bracing'' a park police man. The gray coat simply waved him away with his club. Then, with a cour age born of bis awful need, be tackled two officers at the door of the barge office, but without success. He stood upon the sidewalk and passed bis hand wearily across his forehead, as if he was awaken, ing from a dream. A feeling of curiosity had prompted me to follow him. "Does he need whisky or bread?" I thought. I determined to find out, and so I beckoned him into a dark corner around the barge office. The fires of hope must have been enkindled in him, for two tears rolled out of bis eyes and I fancied I could hear them fall spat! spat! upon the stones. "Are you hungry?" said L "I didn't eat anything in three days," he replied. "Are you dry?" "No, sir; there's water in the park." "Is your favorite restaurant near by?" "Yes. sir. Up In Greenwich street." "Well, come along." And as we went toward his restaurant I pumped him by the way. Twas a long and sorrowful story he told. His name was George Moore, and he was a Cornish miner. "Times was better, sir," said be, "when I came to this country eight year ago. Ye see, I heard there was money to be mado in tho coal mines of Pennsylvania, an', like a f ule, I camo here. There was three of us Nellie and the baby and my self. Dear heart, when I think of how my Nellie looked when we landed at Castle Garden eight years ago, with the roses in her cheeks and the light in her brown eyes, and she so hopeful, Eir, that we would make a small fortune in a few years" Here he paused as if to choke back the emotions which were sweeping over him like a flood. Then he continued: "Just eight years ago today 'twas, sir. I had dollars in my pocket then. Good, hard English pounds, and the smell of roasting turkey as we went by the restaurants didn't have the effect upon me then that it has today, sir. Well, we went to Shamokin, in Pennsyl vania. I had no difficulty in getting work, and we were getting along nicely when I was taken sick. Then all the money melted away like hoar frost. The sickness lasted six months, and because of poor food and weakness the baby died. After that things went on from bad to worse, until Nellie sickened with the con sumption. Then I cursed the country and the mines. But it did no good, for my wife went like the baby, and sine she's cone, sir, I'm all broke up." I COULD BEE HIS STOOP 8HOULERS HEAVE. Here he stopped, and it seemed to me that be gathered bis failing powers to gether, as if be were about to give ex pression to a great thought. Then he blurted out: "An she were a good woman, 6ir, an' I loved her!" "And what have you been doing since her death?" said L "Oh, just knockin' around doin' on odd job here an' there starvin' mostly. Part of the time on the island for vagrancy, la the winter time sleepin'in the police stations an' in the summer on the docks. I've a rich relative in Michigan, a mine owner." "Why don't you apply to him for asslg. tance?" said L "Because I'd die afore he'd know the shape I'm in." By this time we had reached the door of one of those modest and unconven tional eating houses where the menu is painted on a board and set outside the door. We entered and be sat down at a table. His unexpected good fortune bad paralyzed him, and the prospect of a square meal had robbed him of speech. When the frowsy waiter asked him what he would have be couldn't reply, but sat gazing at the waiter dumbly as a sheep might look at its executioners. Then i ordered for him a big dish of vegetable soup. When it was placed before bun, with islands of potatoes, carrots and cab bage floating in it, the savory steam arose and dilated his nostrils and a wolfish flare came into his onion colored eyes, o famished was he that, there being no spoon handy, he seized a knife and plunged it into the mess, and while he ate there seemed to be a lump in bis throat which prevented his swallowing. While be was busy with this dish I or dered a big plate of roast beef, and the waiter brought two cuts which looked as if they had been taken from the forehead of the critter. This was flanked by a dish of mealy potatoes, bursting their brown jackets, and a bowl of coffee al most big enough to take a bath m. As Misery gazed upon this feast, which in his estimation was plenty good enough for the gods who sat upon 'Mount Olym pus, his eyes filled again and this time the tears felL When I asked for the bill the proprietor handed me a cheek for the mu nificent sum of 20 cents, which I discov ered was scheduled rates. "Well, old fellow, I must go," said I, after settling the bill, as I reached out my hand for a parting shake. He reached out a grimy fist, and when it left mine there was a silver quarter in his palm. He was just about paying bis respects to the roast beef, but this princely gift choked him up so that he laid his bead upon the arm of the once bine blouse. I could see his stoop shoulders heave, and, although there was no sound, there were plenty of signs of an internal commotion. On Thanksgiving day. a year later, I was seated at a table in a Fourteenth street restaurant. Opposite to me. at the same table, sat a respectable looking man of about 40 years. He wore a neat suit of rasilrsere and was dean and wholesome in appaaranee. I noticed during- the course of the meal that he watched me very etssely, and just as I rose to leave the restaurant ha tantbad at' oa the Shomoer anusaia: "Excuse me. sir. but didn't I have the pleasure of meet ing you before?" "That maybe," I replied, "but if so I have forgot ten it." "Do you re member meeting a tramp last Thanksgiving day hi Battery ParkT said he. I "I do, but why, you cannot possibly : be that man!" "But I am that very chap, and that square meal you gave me, besides the sil ver quarter, put new courage into me and I began to pluck up heart. And now I am a clerk in a grocery store and earning $10 a week. My luck turned on that sil ver quarter. I had to part with it once for a bed, but I persuaded the hotel keeper to keep it until I could redeem it." He put his hand in his pocket and drew the silver piece. It was pocket worn, but bad the ring of the true silver in it. "God bless you," said the rejuvenated tramp as we stepped out upon the side, walk, placing his hands on my shoulders. His features worked convulsively as he continued: "When I resolved to take a new grip and was hunting around for a job, I used to sit in the park and drop the silver quarter upon the pavement, and the ring it gave out reminded me of the chapel bell "I OFTEN TAKE OUT THE QUARTER AM JIKOLE IT." at home and of Nellie and the baby. Even now, comfortably situated as I am, I often take out the qxuuter and jingle it. The sound is always comforting, and so I find that Thanksgiving Day is not con fined to the last Thursday in November." Still this giving money" to a beggar is a bad practice. Euxest Jarrold. ADVICE FOR THANKSGIVING. Don't spoil the day by finding fault. Anybody who is surly on a holiday de serves to bo sentenced to six months' ponal servitude. Don't growi because you don't get the second joint. Don't be a hog and take all the white meat. The dark is considered better by many good judges. Givo tho young ones all the gravy they want, and let them daub themselves with cranberry sauco to their stomach's con tent. It s anti-bilious. Explain to them that the anatomical structure of the turkey makes it impossible for you to supply then all with "wish bones." If tho youthful people of the family howl iu the silent midnight watches do I not paint the air blue. Remember that you wero a ooy once ana used to over feed. Remember, too, that Thanksgiving only comes once a year, although the juvenile vote would undoubtedly be solid for having it come twice a week. Be copious of pie to your guests, spar ing to yourself. Pie is healthiest when eaten by proxy. Do not tell your wife about the plum pudding your Aunt Somanthy used to make in Wayback when you were a boy. Even on holidays women are women. Praise it whether you cat it or not. Give her a double share of the plums. And may you all live to eat Thanksgiv ing turkey many years in succession, and may your feast be followed by no pangs of indigestion. WHAT THANKSGIVING. : THAKKSGIVINa BREAKFAST. : : Coffee. Deviled Oysters on Toast. 'Water Cress Salad. : Fried Chicken, Cream Sauce. : Baked Sweet Potatoes. : Tomato Omelet. ; Malaga Grapes. : THANKSGIVncO DCfXER. : : Stewed Oysters. : :BroiIed Smelts, Sauce Maitrod'HoteL: Parisian Potatoes. : Squirrel rotpie. Hunter's Style. : fitewed Cauliflower. Boast Turkey, Cranberry Sauce. : : Celery Mayonnaise. :Fruit Cake. Lady fingers. : : Pumpkin Pie. Mince Pie. : : Cheese. Assorted Kuts and Fruits. : To express adequate thanks for all the blessings the average American citizen enjoys would require a whole week of steady gratitude. .J fro? nca ? '! t h Hcd -fW. ;fcrm8"sJs,t4iltfirWl rid tWy " hfd. rStWtrJ8 WrS5trJ Sw-rf tte$J IsitfifttJL i TO EAT ON n iflikaiii!.f JL wisVBMBw'SasaBBsiKsaVKi2ar "" BsB&a SfvaassCSgaish -"HasBWaWkW $ a rHSWW r ,vf :a wj SLKis jA will Lujfvn n TV1 'jl -6'.lliirai I Blirlr IT IS LIKE A CARNIVAL. CELEBRATING THANKSGIVING IN THE CITY OF CHURCHES. Ty Have Processions aad Maskers and Marti Blewiac ' Horns, BoaOres aad Asking of Gifts, bat "They" Are Mostly Children The eastern's Origin. VISITOR from the wost or south, who should arrive in Brooklyn on tjie afternoon of Thanksgiv ing Day. would be startled, puzzled, and, perhaps, if of a very devout na ture, somewhat horrified at the actions of the young people. He would meet processions of lads and chil dren blowing on tin horns, beating cheap drums and whooping as recklessly as so many young savages. Boys in masks and outre costumes would salute ha with "Gimme a penny, mister." And be might even see a squad of appar ently well to do men marching in irregu lar order and conducting themselves like tramps. To sum it up in one sentence: Brook lyn alone, of all places in the United States, celebrates Thanksgiving Day as a heathen festival And the custom is peculiarly local to Brooklyn. It has not eveu crossed in full strength to New York city, though some of its influence is discernible there; and it is barely notice able in tho smaller cities and towns of Long Island. And what is stranger still, it is a verv old local custom, and its origin is. as the historians of Ireland say, "lost in the mists of a hoary antiquity. ihe phrase "fceatneu festival in the preceding paragraph must not be con strued as a term of reproach; it is simply meant to Imply a celebration like that of Christmas in the west and south. And to explain these variations of local cus tom, a bit of history is in order. As all classical scholars know, it is only by ac cident that somo sections of the Christian world observe Christmas as the anniver sary of Christ's birth. The day was cele brated in Italy for a thousand years or more before the Christian era. It was the day of the tun's return from his most southern point in the heavens, tho day w hen the people closed recounts for tho old year and started on a new one; so all rigid rules wero relaxed, the most austere smiled on tho general levity and it was a day of rout and revel, of mask and mum mery, of feasting nnd giving gifts and general social equality. Through all the changes of 2,500 years tho old custom has survived; and in more than half the Christian world today Christmas is practically a "heathen festi val," celebrated just about us it was iu Italy 500 B. C, except that gunpowder has been invented and the turkey dis covered since then. From southern Eu rope the custom floated unchanged to the southern belt of the United States, and from England to Virginia ami the bonlar Btates north and south; to, while New Englandcrs assembled in their churches for forenoon service on tliat day, the people of Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky and adjoining states were "firing anvils," pup ping firecrackers, drinking eggnog. shoot ing at a mark, having running and wres tling matches, pitching quoits, and get ting ready for a big dinner of f robh pork, chicken and sausage, with whisky before it and plenty of "Jeemes river" tobacco after it. Further south tho slaves were allowed unlimited license and revel, and no work was done till after New Year's. Well, all that Christmas li to tho boy of the southwest, all that July 4th is to all American boys, and a geed deal that a school holiday is to most boys, that is Thanksgiving day to the boys of Brook lyn, in the afternoon. A gentleman spending his first winter in the city in 1887, said to me recently: "When I descended from the Greene avenue station of the elevated road at 2 p. m. I was amazed at being surrounded by a crowd of half-grown boys in masks and fanciful costumes who boldly de manded the gift of a penny eadi and on H raised as ixferxal onr. my refusal raised an infernal din with tin horns, bones and other intruments. At length I recognized the voice of a son of one of my neighbor's, a wealthy man. and ha asked me for a penny! I bought off tho whole squad at a penny apiece, but had not gone a square before f was surrounded oy another squad, crossed in womana imtss ?!2rti I a O LJi3A l.arariiiTfTn I 1 1 'iY'rul If 1 - t-".-TI IJtXj .' "J I if V h -ir--.i.i v sEf r--'' lit. fSdsf H1 fAJTHTsrW J l! u iiwj asiswu ou wwwwag me year-dead bird. Styles ran to email tur- noon, first a squad of little hoodlums end ti& Eteaks off the big fowl, but tho pub then a procession of tall !& and young ! ,lc wa3 not educated up to turkey steSs. men; and some of them actually knocked i ffvT -v i.rl-5 JL71!i iIAT t. . wv A, a jtmaJi m r, ! pie and cold turkey. Alltheboyaof tho ward seemed to have turned hoodlums for the afternoon. And the parents said a was a necessity to cave a day occasion ally to let off the savagery which Is Inhe rent lea boy and must work out eomo way. At cignt there wore blazing barrels and other bonfires on the corners, end little savages daubed with paint howling and dancing around them. To a western man who Led only known tho dayta a religious anniversary it was a queer cx- rjeneneft.' . eral merriment at the season afterwards taken for Thanksgiving, and that the two merged in one by mere accident Another "ventures to guess" that it was a Dutch custom, well established before Brooklyn became an American city Still another is positive that the custom had its rise among the first Yankees who settled in Brooklyn, as a sort of jocular reaction from the austerity of the old New Eng land holy day. According to him. the in terlock of church and state was so com plete hi New England in the lost century that a man bad to be awfully solemn and religiously quiet all of Thanksgi ving Day; tbe tighter, hearted and liberal fled to ? Ileal Xltrsnv in n nnmm tmu ,,lHn. -.4AwW..w . mm w- SB uong isianu ana nnaing mere so uuca more liberty than they had been accus tomed to. grew quite hilarious over their new found freedom and made the day a sort of white man's Emancipation Day. What was at first wUd hilarity in them has become, masking and merriment in their youthful descendants There is a good deal in history to sup port this view. It is well known that the first churches on Long Island were largely built up by religious refugees from New England; and as the Puritans had re jected Christmas and May Day because the Church of England sanctioned some license on those days, so it is quite likely these exiled Yankees rejected the severer features of Thanksgiving Day because the Puritans had enforced them. Be the cause what it may. the fact is patent that while the forenoon is devoted to religion, the afternoon is a season for masking; mirth and mummery. And in Brooklyn alone, among American cities, do parents allow and even encourage wild, boyish sports on Thanksgiving Day. J. R Parse. TWO MEN'S THANKSGIVING REVERIES T Mr. Romain's flae ountry bouse there was a great Thanksgi ving dinner Wits, authors, actors and artists of high degroe were to grave the board: for. be it known. Mr. Re main is famous. His books sell the world over. Pens less renowned than his own bang upon bis favors The guests went up the broad steps and were ushered into the handsome parlors Mrs Roniain received them: but the great author was not to be seen The truth was Thanksgiving was an anniver sary of which he never spoke to a soul, and although he intended to be as cheer ful and entertaining as posfdble to bis friends, he had been overtaken by melan choly reminiscence. It had all cotno from reading a little old newspaper, too. Lightiug a cigar he walked out and strolled toward the hills If his stylish wife and admiring guests had been able to photograph bis niiiul just then thev would nave been surprised He was thinking of a Thanksgiving twenty Eears ago. He had been very poor then, ut bis early love, his first wife, was with him. He was thinking as he strolled back and forth on the lawn this morning that that Thanksgiving was tbe happier The little poem he had just read jingled through his mind. It seemed to Lave been written especially for him: Wo were paupers, i4i and 1. And tho bread iraa hard to win; Cut our garret, near the sty. Let Uod's purest sunlight in. She was meanly dressed, j on see. In her faded cotton gown. But her smile was heaven to me. And I never saw her frown. We were youu, and life was sweet. And we loved each other more When there scarce was food to eat And the wolf was at tho door. There was always hope, you know: We could dream that skies were blue. But my darling had to go Just before the dream came true. The verses drifted through Mr. Ro main's mind like far off bells, caking sweet, sad music Hs was back iu "the garret near the sky," and the picture seemed sweeter to his fancv than all his fine possessions of today. He wished he were poor again, if poverty conld bring back his early love and his youth. With tins thought in his mind ho sighing turned toward home. In a shabby little house on a lonesome bill was a gray haired, dim eyed man. who looked out of a window and saw Mr Romain strolling idly by. Ho. too. sighed "I don't understand the rulings of this world," he said. "There is Romain. he has everything ho wants. Money and fame have come at his call. Twenty years ago I was rich and he was poor Now, I am growing old in poverty, which I have not brought upon myself by di.ssi pationor recklessness. If I could only go back twenty years to another Thanks giving," and he sighed again. Mr. Romain went back home to his dis tinguished guests. The man who envied him turned to his table of pork and beans Both envied tho past. Mr. Romain was still dreamily hum ming some lines from the newspaper im as he went ud the stens of bis andsome house. They were these: And we loved each other more When there scarce was food to eat. And tho wolf was at tbe door. Naoxi Trest. A TRUE TURKEY STORY. There was a time sot long ago when turfcev roosted too hiirh for the man with a moderate rent roll, but cold storage has changed ell this. Tho publio basbut a misty idea of cold storage, but tho busi ness Is full of cold facts. In one of the i twelve warehouses in New York dty, ae j cording to a certain veradcus reporter who j was detailed to bunt up something curious j for tho Thanksgiving cumber, there is a turkey of the harvest of 187S still in a re I markable state of preservation. This ; featherless bird has a post-mortem his tory. He was raised in Orange county and passed an uneventful life till his neck j was wrung in the interests of the human race. He was hung up in Washington market as the prize turkey, weighing j forty pounds. Nobody wanted a turkey j of that weight on that Thanksgiving Day. I While it had been a good year, nobody felt blessed to the exter.t of buying turkey by the fraction of a ton. ! After Thanksgiving was over the tur key disappeared. Patrons of Washington market missed him, and imagined his . fate. It was given out that an uptown hotel had bought him. In a week he was ' forgotten. A year later and a forty pound ' turkey was again suspended by the feet on the same beam in the market place. iaffft - MnWirasK He had the rosy elow of youth, and no- "" " luo "J "u '. and again flew out of tho market. I Years followed and still a prlro turkey j weighing forty pounds was displayed cp.cS I latter part of November under the inserin- tion: "Orange county's pride. Raised by Former ulggs. of Meadowkko farm. Boarders token in summer. " Marketers besn to recocslze the hbr turkey aj coeval with Thanksgiving. No- body not in tho business suspected that ' ono turkey only was in the plot. Board- tra from Biggs1 twero they saw tho iden- niran. cs usum. his rous-criM m J comewhet tenderly Inquired fcreoriewhat ; trxly in tho ccuou, but the answer then westhst tag had not yet sect ia bis anneal csrload of turkeys. Later the order was sent to the cola storage ware house to reprodce the monster, and all ' was busy about tho place in ooasequeace. But up to the hour of going to press there hivo been uo tdviceairora tho metropolis to tho effect that any ona had Ui nerve to buy the frozen anulnxHj. If yon should ever visit the big city across the North river from JerseyChy abomt IhanksglTlng time; go to Wsj&agtc market and aU for Biggs big fcM. o4tt wis uawuiHeajy ut pewta out, vo NIGHT THANKSGIVING. str. iimcey iwn i so aiarssea, my oesr. rve omy neon oown to ta tarke;. snoot. Harpers A MEAN BOARDING HOUSE KEEPER. "I'm glad all the boarders are going to be here to Thanksgiving dinner," said ono boarder to another. "Why. what difference does It make?" asked his companion in misery. "Oh. you see last Thanksgiving they nearly all went out to dinner and the landlady fed the balance of ns on the same every day kind of truck, remarking, that there were so few of us it didn't Cy to get up a large dinner.' She will ve no such excuse this year." "Yes, but she will, though." was the other's quick answer; "she just told me that as all the boarders are going to re main home to dinner Thanksgiving sho couldn't afford to mako any spread." Then the two locked arms and wan dered down to the nearest lunch counter ENOUGH A clergy nan in a rural parish was re membered ct Thanksgiving with a mon ster turkey, one of the kind that hang at the door of the markets Thanksgiving time, ino iamuy was small, and meal after meal that turkey "bobbed up serenely." At last one day that minister's young boy manifested a prodigious ap petite. Again and again no passed his plate, until hv father and mother became alarmed and asked him what he was eat ing so much for. With bis mouth full of turkey he answered: "Father. I mean you shant have to sav grace over that old turkey again." I ktnc Tea Years Older. "There, you look ten years older now," said a down town barber as he released a man from the meshes of a towel and yelled, "Brush!" To tho customer who followed he said: "That was a young fel low who has just started in business here as a doctor. He looked too young, and to get patients be had to grow old in the barber's chair. Can we age a man? Well, I should say so. It's a part of our trade. Let me take you in band and dress your hair and beard my way for a month and you'll look a middle aged man. It's all in the appearance. Peoplo won't trust a young doctor if he looks too young, and I am adding years to the appearance of half a dozen young physicians now. Have u shampoo? Chicago Herald. A Point in Celery Culture. Celery of any kind, whether self blanch ing or not. is much more crisp and tender if banked with earth. A good way of preventing the earth from sifting in among the stalks, says a correspondent in Garden and Forest, is to wrap each plant hi a strip of butcher's paper, say from eight to ten inches wide. With a garden trowel earth enough to hold the papers hi place can be easily managed; then the plants should be hilled up almost to the top of the papers. This plan is recommended for early celery, and is not much more extra work than the tying up practicea oy garaeners. tare must be taken to hold the plants ts erect while put ting on tbe papers. A Gift for tfca E Among the gifts presented to the Em peror Francis Joseph on the occasion of hisSSth birthday was a representation of a double eagle composed of 15.000 beetles, belonging to numerous species found in Austria-Hungary, and displaying all man ner of hues. Beside the emblem are the members of the Imperial family, printed in characters likewise composed of beetles. The donor is a gardener, and it has taken him, with the assistance of friends in all parts of the empire, two years to collect the bisects; their arrangement has occu pied him for three-quartern of a year. New York Pc ic nenesw ana most, envica man un shorn of his wealth of money, but de prived of all tho common benefits which his poorest brother man enjoys as an in alienable right, would be poorer than the poorest pauper. A believer In grapes claims that they are good for that mysterious disease, mil iaria. Eat ell you can. but bo sure they are ripe. L the advice. The First Symptom S Of all Lung diseases are much the -ii:i-feveriHhnu,H9, loss of appetite, vrc throat, panu m the client and I headache, et-. In a fow days ;,ou be well, or. on the other hand, vci-i '.Ki.-i, , ut:r. UMV be down with Pneumonia or :il!'itini; Consumption." Una no risks, lmt hem immediately to take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Several years ago, James Birchard. of Darien, Conn., was "severely ill. Ti-u doctors said he was in (onsitiiiit;oii, and that they could do nothing ur li:u.. but advised bini, as a last resort, to try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Alter tafcsm; this medicine, two or three month, he was pronounced a w ell man. His health remains good to the present day. J. S. Bradley, Maiden, Mass.. writes : " Three winters ago I took a sever e'd, which rapidly developed into Drnnrhiiia and Consumption. I wos'mi v.ea!c that I ceuld not sit up, was much -:n;-Mtcl, and coughed incessantly. I ont:lu-d several doctors, but they were iwer less, and all agreed that I was in Con sumption. At last, a friend brought me a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. From the first dose, I found reli-f. Two bottles cured ine, and my health has since been perfect." Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, raBFAKED ST Ct Or. J. C. Ayer 4 Co, Lowell, Mass. sMkyallDisfgisu. Prkefl; sixboius,S& THE HPssjV W ja I Jjl OF IT. JJ. If) National Bank! -HAS AN- Airthoriztw Ctfttil of $250,000, A Surplus Faml of - $20,000,. Aad tae larsjsst Falsi ist CkfMalef say hank la this pact of the State. 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