"" - v-rej ;- "sr v" . " acs-ssr--SKroeit.- svsurxar 5-j ; i - r? i tf M ! it I I -HAIL, FELLOW, HAIL! Sotaewbere, beyond the Great Unknown, Among the shades of No Stan's land. The spirit of a friend has flown. Obedient to King Death's command, In life, his friends were wont to say At meeting him: "Bail, fellow, ban." Who knows but what, this Tery day. They greet him thus beyond the veil! Good cheer, bright words and pleasant ways. Were his, whichever way be turned; The torch of welcome, at full blaze' Before his doorway always burned. A hopeful heart, that cherished schemes Which promised -crcll but lived to fail Doubt not, beyond our world of dreams. They greet him still: "Hail, fellow, haiir Ban, fellow, hail! For hearts made glad By thee throughout thy mortal life. Thy heart shall nevermore be sad. And thou shalt know no more of strife." Such greeting, be, ere this hath known Somewhere, beyond Death's shadowy pale. Ere long, the Toice we know his own Will cry to us: "Hail, fallow, haill James Clarence Harvey in Home Journal. ' THE "FIRST FOLIO." a Many, have attributed my good fortune simply to lack, but when I make known all the facts of the case I think that re flective readers will come to the conclu . sion that my prosperity was not deter mined by chance alone. My undo was rich. My cousins, though neither saints nor perhaps even models of propriety, were none of them bad fellows. One of -them was in the foreign office, an other' was making his way slowly at the bar, and a third was, like myself, a soldier. The others possessed small private means, sufficient to enable them to live decently, and one of them at least increased his in come considerably by whist at his club and by pigeon shooting. I had gone to an army crammer's while only a lad, and after leaving Sandhurst went with my regiment to India, so that my -uncle had seen very little of me, which ultimately proved a fortunate circumstance. The first communication which I had with my uncle was made by mo with considerable diffidence, and was not of a kind to rec ommend me to him. I had lost two chargers, and not possessing the means to replace them, I wrote to my uncle explaining the matter, and asking for a loan. In reply he sent me a check for the sum required. I was very grateful, and economizing till I had saved the money lent me I repaid It to him. Soon afterwards I returned with my regiment to England, and on my arrival in London I had an invitation from my undo asking mo to dine with him. I found him very factituru and apparently unsociable. During dinner I noticed that ho fre-. quontly looked at mc furtively, as though ho found in my appearance some cause tor surprise. When wo reached the dessert, however, the interest that ho had been manifesting in me was explained, for'he said, almost as if ho were soliloquizing: "You were the last of my nephews to borrow of mc, and you are the first who has ever repaid a loan." After delivering this verdict, which ap peared to give his mind relief, my uncle becamo quite talkative, and amused me very much by relating the various causes which had led to his disin heriting his different heirs. While he spoke, I could tell by his indig nant snorts, and by the fire in his eyes, that ho must bo a terribly irascible old fellow. The barrister, who was a convey ancer and equity draughtsman, had pro posed that he should examine all tho title deeds of tho real property, which ho had learnt he was some dav to inherit, and, when ho had finished his investigation, had hinted that a fee of a hundred guineas would be acceptable. This sum had been handed to him. and his nawo forthwith (struck out of tho wiJl. Tho way in which my uncle told this story wa3 very- comi cal. My cousin who was the crack shot had bored him, it seemed, one night by telling of tho forthcoming pigeon shooting matches in which ho was engaged, and had -afterwards won from him twenty livo pounds at whist. What a fool the fellow must have been! Still more foolish, if possible, had been that cousin who. on seeing my uncle's splendid collection of rare books and first editions, had said that if they were his he would soon 'turn them iuto cash. Finally, he told me that his niece was now his heiress, and I could see that he was not altogether satisfied with this arrangement. After dinner my undo offered to bhow me his library, and I will ingly assented. Apart from my desire to gratify my host 1 had a genuine interest in rare books, and was eager to see his valuable collection, of which I had often heard, but had been too young to appre ciate when, as a boy, I had last been in his house. . My admiration on beholding his treasures was not feigned, and my undo was sltarp enough to understand that. We spent the remainder of the evening in the library, and so v, ell did we get on together that before I left the house my uncle proposed that I should resign my commission and become his secretary. I did not misunderstand the full significance of this proposal; I knew that I was not asked to give up my pro fession without a better equivalent than a private secretaryship beinjr in store for me. I was the only one of his nephews whom ho had never appointed his heir. On the other hand, what guarantee had I that I should not meet the same fate as my cousins, or rather a worse, seeing that I might be cast adrift on the world with out money or tho means cf earning a live lihood? Observing my hesitation, my unde said: "Think over the matter till to-morrow, and give me your answer then." This I agreed to do, and then I bad him good night. I found myself face to face with a very puzzling dilemma. But the stake I might win was a big one, so I de cided to run the risk. The result was that week later I was installed in my unde's ' house .as his secretary, and was also in possession of the comforting knowledge that- his will had been altered in my favor. I did feel many qualms, both of heart and conscience, on account of my pretty cousin, whom I had supplanted, but it" was not forme to interfere with my unde's right to bequeath his property as he chose. My uncle was very well read, and was - a man of considerable refinement and cul ture. He. was a "Shakesperean scholar of great learning, and his collection of books pertaining to the greatest Elizabethan dramas was most extensive. As his opin ion on the authorship of these plays ought to carry weight I shall here state'it. lie thought that neither to Shakespeare nor to Lord Bacon was due the whole credit of those sublime creations, but that by each of them the meed of honor had been merited, as they had worked in col laboration. Lord Bacon, he said, had undoubtedly supplied both tho poetry and philosophy, but that the stagecraft was manifestly that of an actor, and be longed to Shakespeare. The puns and other verbal conceits, he. affirmed, had cither been inserted by Shakespeare or were the gagging interpolations or the actors who took part in the plays, because Lord Bacon was as incapable of these puerilities as'Shakespeare was of the vast learning and deep philosophy. Ho hdd other singular opinions, and asserted that if a- lord chancellor of our own day took it into his head to write, say melodramas for the Adelphi, he would undoubtedly collaborate with one of our leading play wrights, Mr. Sims or Mr. Grundy or Mr. Jones, and would permit him to take all the renown and part of the remnneraticu, carefully concealing his own name. This is no digression, but is given to show how deeply my unde was interested in Shake speare. ' The most valuable, or at least the most highly prized, book in his collection was a "Fast Folio," for which, if I remember rightly, he had given 750, though he would not have parted with it for ten times that sum. This rare book was kept not merely as a curiosity by its owner, as he was able to put it to a crit 'icaluse; its state of preservation was so perfect as to render It a unique copy. I was considerably surprised one day when ke told me that he had promised to lend it for a short time to a distinguished ssmserof parliament, whom he had al asoat won over to his own views regard iag.the authorship of the plays. I was eoattLisskned to convey the precious book te its destination, and my uncle isHiml inn by saving that he could toast it for that purpose into the hands f mo oaf else.- Hewas coins; out.to dine tnatuvat, man as isaw nrm into toe car riage the last thing 'he said to me was .that, as the distance which I should have to go was not great, he would prefer that I should walk. instead of taking a cab, being", I suppose, of the opinion that the hook would run a greater risk of feeing injured or lost if I used a conveyance. I promised, therefore, to carry it. An hour, later, when I left the house with the val uable book in my hand, I found mysdf in the midst of the densest London fog I had ever experienced. Not only was it suffo cating and bhndingr but as it drifted along and met my face the heavy vapor seemed almost tangible. To- add to the discomfort caused by the fog the night was bitterly, cold and the pavement was slippery." I had not gono many steps when I began to. deliberate whether I ought not to return, but, as I knew that my unde's friend was staying at. home this evening in order to receive the book, I thought i better that he should not be disappointed. I had proceeded on my way not more than a few hundred ' yards when, on turning a corner, I ran against some one who was coming, in the opposite direction. The colli sion was a sharp -one, and we bath slipped and fell. With mutual apologies we scrambled to our feet, and the stranger politely lifted tho copy of "Shakespeare" which had fallen from my hand and re turned it to me. We were standing right under a lamp, and I could see, though in distinctly, the "manner of man he was with whom I had come in contact; he was middle aired, short, snare and dressed .shabby genteelly in black, apparently a second rato solicitor a or barrister s cieru, or perhaps a copyist for a law stationer. After expressing a hope that I was not hurt -he moved away, and I remained standing, somewhat dazed by my tumble. As I had still about half a mile to go I resolved to run the risk of no more acci dents, so I turned and began to retrace' my steps. In' a few minutes I was again within my uncle's house. I went at once to the library in order to restore the "First Folio" to its place How warm and comfortable the room seemed after the miserable 'weather to which I had just been exposed. The fire was blazing brightly, and I warmed my cold hands. As soon as a lamp was brought in I approached a table, where I had laid the "Shakespeare." as I was anxious to know if it had received any slight damage' through falling. I lifted: the book, and suddenly felt faint, while the room seemed to spin round me. The book I hdd in my hand was not the "First Folio," but a law book of the same size and appearance ! Ere I opened it I saw by the printing on the back of the binding that it was "Bobbins on Contracts!" Tho truth flashed upon me instantaneous ly. That miserable lawyer's derk in the darkness and fog had inadvertantly hand--ed me this wretched book he was carrying and liad taken away tho " Shakespeare " in its stead. I was convinced that never again would I behold the "First Folio." It is true that my. unde's name and address were written on a 'slip of paper which was gummed to the cover, but from the momentary glimpse I had of this man I felt sure he would not return it. The temptation by which he found hint self assailed would be too great for him to resist, when he learnt that he had in his possession a book which, if sold, would procure him a comfortable annuity for the remainder of his life. He would know that the book must be the property of some wealthy collector, who, he would imagine, could afford to purchase an other. Though his conduct would be morally as culpable as theft, I knew that many a man, who was incapable of delib erately stealing, would be unable to with stand the temptation of appropriating that which came into his possession un wittingly, and, in a manner, might seem to have been thrust upon him, especially if he were in needy circumstances, as this man whom I had encountered in the fog undoubtedly was. There would be no use in advertising the loss, as my unde's namo would bo seen, and the book restor ed if it had fallen into the hands of an honest person. I had a strong conviction , however, that the book would never be brought (back. I did not doubt for a mo ment the consequences which my care lessness would entail upon myself. Not only .would I lose my fortune, but I would bo banished from my uncle s house, and be thrown upon the world without means aud without the ability to earn my living. I knew that he had disinherited my cousins for reasons which would seem only trivial to him when compared to the enormity of my offense. This would be more intelligible to the reader if I could explain the inordinate value which he placed upon the book, and the veneration in which he held it, or could describe his irascible, crotchety temperament, or the contempt in which he hdd such re missness at that of which I had been guilty. I knew it would be use less to urge that, as he had made me resign my profession, he ought in justice to give mo an allowance, as he would think I was only being justly punished in being consigned to penury. When he returned that night I 'was thankful that he made no reference to the book. I did not dare to look him in the face. I am aware that, if I had acted rightly, I should have made a confession to him of my faults, and that my behav ior will be pronounced by some to have b n cowardly. But "cowardice" is a very ugly word to use in reference to one who had just ceased to be a soldier; and I wish it, therefore, to be known that it wa&in action that I lost the two chargers of which I have made mention, and that on that occasion my name ap peared in .the dispatches. Bnt I would rather have faced a battery, and had ten chargers shot under me, with the loss of a limb to boot, than I would have told my unde that in the fog I had exchanged his "First Folio" for "Bobbins on Contracts." Discovery could not leng be delayed, as the book was only to have been lent for three days. I was in con stant dread lest my uncle should receive some communication from his friend, and thus learn that the "Shakespeare" had never reached him. It was the fourth day after my mishap that my uncle said to me in a highly dis satisfied tone: "I can't understand what A means by keeping my 'First Folio so long. 1 told him distinctly that I could not spare it for more than three days. I trust he has taken good care of it; but I heartily wish now that I had never lent it at alL I wish you to go and fetch it. Hunt him up wherever he may be, and don't return without it. I am going out for a few hours, and shall expect to' see it when I come back." As soon as my oncle left the house I resolved that, ere he returned, I should have taken my departure for good. I knew it was useless to expect his forgive ness, and, frankly, I had not the courage to face his anger. So I determined to write and informing him of his loss, and request a small sum sufficient to allow me to emigrate. Iwas arranging my plans, when a servant came to tell me that a man had called respecting a book which be wished my uncle to see. My undo was well known as a collector, and, thinking this might be a messenger from some dealer, I said that I would see the man. On entering the room where he was I saw a tall, fair young man of about twenty-seven. His clothes were some what worn, and he had a dejected expres sion. He held in his hand a brown paper parcel. "I have a book here," he said, "which I should like Mr. Morgan to see; as he has been mentioned to me as a party who might be willing to buy it." Having said this he took from the brown paper my uncle's "first Folio" and placed it in my trembling hands. Thank heaven!" I exclaimed in an ex cited tone, while the young man looked at me in surprise. "This is Mr. Morgan's own copy," I continued; "it was lost three days ago, and I was afraid had been stolen. When you spoke of selling it, you wished, of course, to see whether I would identify it. I do; and so will Mr. Morgan. But you shall have your reward; stay till I re turn." And off I went with the "Shakespeare." nor was I content till I had locked it in the cabinet where it was usually kept. I then went to get some money and re turned to give it to the man. To my as tonishment I found that be was gone, and a servant told me that he had left the house very hurriedly. He certainly did not appear to be an individual who would be above accenting a reward. That.aow- ever, "was a tnvm mattery and: gave me little concern in tho midst of ay intense elation. -As soon as my uncle came back I put the "First "Folio" into his hands. The time had not yet come when I .should judge it proper that he should learn the truth. I noticed that my uncle was ex amining the book very carefully, fearful, I supposed, lest it had received any in jury. At last he looked at me with a cunning expression, and said in a low .tone: "Do you know this isn't my copy?'.' "Not yours?" I exclaimed in surprise and alarm. "No," replied my uncle, "it is not the one I bought, and is a still more perfect copy. The title page in my 'Shakespeare' was torn'in one corner; in this it is abso lutely without a flaw. The first pages of Hamlet' were 'foxed' in my copy, but here tbey are as dean as when they' were printed. I know what has .happened," continued my unde with anotherennning glance towards me. "A and his friends have been comparing my 'Shake speare with some others, and my name has become detached, so they have been mixed. The man who has got mine is probably none the wiser, and will be just as well satisfied with it as with this, and I, of course, won't complain." Now, although the reader may .have formed a contrary opinion, my uncle when in tho city was famed for his uprightness and for the probity of all his dealings. It was only as a collector, and when dealing in scarce books, that. he sometimes dis played a laxity of honor which distressed me. What has occurred was dear to mo, The book which was now in my uncle's possession had been stolen, and not the actual thief, but a resetter, or a .messen ger, had .come to dispose of It. .' Con cluding from my words that the book had been stolen from my unde, and under the belief, that I had gone for a policeman, tlio fellow had .made his escape. I am sorry to relate that my" unde's in terest in this fresh copy of the "First Folio," coupled with his devotion to the Shakespearean question, proved injurious to his health, and several weeks later -he was seized with a stroke of apoplexy, which proved fatal. I inherited all his property, including his valuable collection of rare books. From tho time when I first conjectured the truth regarding the stolen book I resolved that ultimately it would be restored to its owner. I am preserving . it carefully;- and I take this -opportunity of stating that it will be delivered to" any one who identifies it and is able- to prove his claim; "or, if he prefers it, I shall have the book valued .by Mr. Quaritch, - and purchase it at his estimate. There is another act of.- restitution which remains for me to do. I have said that I was distressed .by the thought of having supplanted my fair cousin in my unde's will; -but she has at last consented to accept that reparation which' will givo me the greatest satisfaction to bestow. So it is probable that soon .people will' once more be making free of my name; and my friends will agaur find occasion to say that my luck is far beyond my de-. serts. J. Crawford Scott in Bdgravial A SURPRISED FENCER. Sbe Lesson Taagfct a'Teaag America Swordsasaa Dtaarsaed. A young bank -clerk in Albany Is wiser than he was .a year ago. In the bank where he was a derk a new moo' was given a somewhat inferior position. The newcomer was a small, slight framed Frenchman, 'whose English was decidedly lame, but who so seldom spoke that It made little difference. The senior clerk had a decided penchant for fencing, and compared with most fellows of his age and position was unquestionably a good swordsman. In addition to this be was a most Insufferable braggart, and his mili tary accomplishment was his one topic of thought and conversation. He had about him a very patronizing air. which he pro ceeded to inflict upon the inoffensivo Frenchman, and his familiar slaps on the back .evidently displeased the stranger. -Finally a particularly emphatic thump be tween the little Frenchman's shoulders produced as response a stinging slap in tho face, which left tho red mark of a small hand sharply prominent against the otherwise deathly pale face of the young American. Speechless with rage, the young man found his desk, and shortly afterward, through a friend, challenged the French man to mortal combat. The latter apolo gized, in fact did all in his power to undo the mischief of his hasty blow, in vain. "Nothing but blood can wipe out that in sult," the young man said haughtily. The details were arranged, the Frenchman, as tho challenged party, choosing rapiers. Greatly to the surprise of the hot blooded young challenger, tho cashier of the bank, who knew the Frenchman well, acted as the.lattcr's second. The day came and the hour. The principals stepped to posi tion, saluted, and the blue blades crossed with that smooth, gliding sound which is music to tho ear of the true swordsman. The Frenchman, whose familiarity with his weapon was evident at the start, con fined himself at first entirely to defense, turning his opponent's point with a grace of movement and absence of fear or nerv ousness which were poetry in action. Tho young man grew bolder, his thrusts be gan to have an air of ferocity which seemed to anger the Frenchman a trifle, and turning aside his opponent's thrust he made a quick lunge, and the young American barely parried. Another quick thrust and a turn of the wrist were too much for him; there was a sharp snap and the top button of bis coat flew across the room. Angry at this evi dent trifling, the button's owner made a spiteful lunge, which was quickly parried and the next button was snapped away. One after another the shining buttons on his natty blue braided jacket were cut off by the Frenchman's ready point. De cidedly "rattled" at his opponent's skill and the irrepressible smiles of the seconds and surgeon, the young derk now, with greater rapidity and less caution, made heree lunges, any one of which would have driven the sharp rapier through the body of tho cool Frenchman, while the little man, quietly parrying, with the sharp point of his weapon stripped the front of the young man's jacket to rib bons. The contest had lasted some twenty minutes when suddenly the Frenchman caught the swiftly advancing point of his opponent, turned it aside, slipped his own sword quickly down along the other's blade, turning it with a quick wrist mo tion so that it partly wound around it, and with a sharp wrenching motion tore the weapon away and sent it Hying across the floor. Then ho saluted, threw his weapon down and left the room. It sub sequently transpired that the foreigner was and is-r-a member of a once noble French family, a captain in the French army, and his teachers have been some of the best swordsmen in France. The young American has not challenged any miscellaneous foreigners since, and is less Inclined to talk of his experience or skill. Albany Journal. Leader of a Monkey Tribe. When they get ready to start on their expedition an old monkey, tho leader of the tribe, with a staff in his hand, so as to stand upright more easily, marches ahead on two legs, thus being more devated than the others, so as to see signs of dan ger more readily. The rest follow him on all fours. The leader advances slowly and cautiously, carefully reconnoitering in all directions, till the party arrives at the corn field. He then assigns the sentinels to their respective posts. 'All being now in readiness, the rest of the tribe ravage and eat to their heart's content. When they retire each one carries two or threo ears of corn along, and from this provision the sentinels are regaled on then arrival at their lair. Here we see ability to rule and a will ingness to submit to rule; a thoughtful preparation of means to the end in view and a recognition of the rights of the sentinels to be suitably rewarded at the dose of the expedition. Wherein does all this differ from a similar foray of a tribe of savage men? The only difference is in degree; otherwise it is much the same. Professor Edwin Emerson in Pop ular Science Monthly. A Philadelphia saam of 80 sad a at 75 were reasntlyaaezried again after auryjesxsozeivores. rosutasi tot the reunion of GREAT IS TODAY. Oat on a world that's gone to weed: Tbegreat tall corn is still strong in his seed; Plant her breast ith laughter, put soagia yoa toil. The heart is still young lathe soother sou; ' There's sunshine and bird sear, aad red aad whs clover. And love lives yet. world under and over. The light's white as ever, sow and believe: Clearer dew did not glisten round Adam aad Eve, Never bluer heavens nor greener sod 8ince the round world rolled from the band cf God; There's a sun to go down, to come up again, . There are new moons to all when the old moons ( wane. Is wisdom dead since Plato's no more? Who'll that babe be, in yon cottage door? While- your Shakespeare, your Hilton, takes bis place In the tomb. His brother is stirring in the good mother womb There's glancing of daisies and running of brooks. Ay. life enough left to write in the books. The world's not all wisdom, nor poems, nor flow- . era. Cut each day has the same good, twenty-four hours, . - The same light, the same nightt For your Jacobs. .no tears; " They see the Rachels at the end of the years: There's waving of wheat, and the tail, strong com, And his heart blood is water that sitteth forlorn. -- John Vance Cheney in The Century. Sterlea ef Confederate Meaey. Congressman Grimes, who represents the Fourth Georgia district, told a couple of stories very pertinent to' the subject -and which greatly amused his' auditors: ."In the latter part of 1863.". said Mr. Grimes, "a young man who lived in La Grange, Ga., became possessed. cf the sum . of $500 in Confederate money. . He was of a thrifty turn and wanted to add to It. With that purpose in view he invested his . money in a bar'l of whisky. This he sold by the drink, and at the end of the week ' had disposed of the whole barrel and had $1,200 in hand, a net profit of $700. The voting man was . highly . elated. He saw his way clear to a fortune in a short time. f "Of course he dedded to bay more whisky at wholesale and sell it by the small measure, but he had not taken into account the wear and tear which the credit of the Confederacy had suffered during the week which it had taken him to sell out his barrel. When he went to invest in another supply he found that he could not make a purchase similar to his first one for less than $1,500. The financial fluctuations involved in-the transaction knocked him so completely out that he re tired permanently from commercial life and hired himself out as an agriculturist." When his hearers had. finished laughing at this story, Mr. Grimes gave them the other one. "Ifwas in the same town' La' Grange and in the latter part of 1864." he said. "One old gentleman there who had persistently predicted tho failure of the Confederacy was one day deriding the - currency that was then . so plentiful and of such little value. He said that it was so worthless that nobody would even steal it or pick it up if found on the street. He pulled out a $1,000 bill Confederate' money, of course and declared that' he could tack it' with .a pin to the fence around the court house, leave it there five hours, and that nobodv would - think enough of it to put it in his pocket.. His offer was accepted. The note was pinned' to the fence and at the end of five, hours' he and the man to whom he had been talk- -ing went out to see what there was to be seen." Mr. Grimes here paused. "Well?" inquired Mr. Allen, of Missis sippi. "The $1,000 note was' there," replied Mr. Grimes, "and pinned beside it was an other Confederate bill, the denomination of which was $2,000." Atlanta Constitu tion. Visit to a Impairing Factory. The place looked like a ghastly carica ture of a butcher shop iii the land of tho cannibals, bnt it was only the inner sanc tum of a manufacturer of .artificial limbs. Arms, legs, hands, feet what you will hung on walls, screened in'glass cases or laid about in heapSjgreeted the eye wher ever it rested. There were audacious, pictures of gentlemen in various activo employments, who, having ."tried your valuable leg would have no other." One of those graceful men was pictured in the act of riding a bicycle. Another bore his whole' -weight on an artificial leg while plying a miner's pick at a mass of rock over his head. Still another stood on his -sound leg and with the artificial leg drove a spade deep into the soil of a garden plot. Three were farmers following tho plow, blacksmiths shoeing horses and a pedestrian without a nose all with at least one artificial leg. "Do they really do all that?" inquired tho reporter. "Perhaps not quite as well as you'd suppose from the cut, but'it Is true that there are a good many thousand men with artificial legs doing work that one would think likely to require the aid of sound limbs." "Then you come pretty nearly supply ing any natural lossr' "Pretty nearly. The war gave a great impetus to the manufacture of artificial limbs, and we are still making limbs for the veterans." "How long does an artificial limb last?" "That depends upon whether it is an arm or a leg and upon various other con siderations. I've known an artificial lee : to be in use twenty-five years. The more elaborate attempts to counterfeit nature. J the more liable the member to get out of i order and require renewal. We make I arms and hands with which the wearer ; writes, uses knife and fork at table and performs many operations that one might think impossible." New York Telegram. Lower the Meat Bills. ' Everybody has his or her way of living, i and, if they would tell, the whole race , might be benefited by it. But whatever ! the theories may be, whether one reader believes in a meat diet and another does not, it would be interesting to know how each succeeded. The writer has often heard the remark: "I wonder how a man on $10 manages to live?" Yes, it may be a wonder, but hundreds of men do it, and the writer knows, within the range of his own experience at least, half a dozen men who do it, and do it seemingly very nicdy. Their wives wear inexpensive but neat and attractive looking dothes, the chil dren who go to school look as dean and as well dressed as the children of some other men who earn more, and the pre sumption is that each of these families get enough to eat. At all events they certainly look as if they did. Now, with a little study, the writer does not hesitate to say many families could save money. "Where?" Bight in the house; right on top of the table. If a man can afford certain dishes and doesn't care whether he will later be troubled with dyspepsia, all right; but if he has not the very necessary "where with" he ought to knock off on some of his meat bills. By this means he would have more money to expend for clothing and for a few of the things he cannot now enjoy and which he is forced to consider as luxuries. Boston Globe. . Saperstltlea Abamt Ha WOL There is a man hi town who has rheu tiatlc gout. He has also great riches and a collection of art and curios that have been the joy and solace of a life much broken up by the twinges of his great toe. This collection he values beyond his money, and is hi great fear of it falling into the bands of a relative who is his nearest heir. This lie is determined at all hazards shall not occur; at the sumo time, he will not make a will, although his attacks of gout are frequent and dan i oornno. . As many men he Is superstitious about making a wilL He feels that if it was once done there would be nothing left but to wait for the undertaker The result is that when he is free from pain be feels the collection to be safe, but when an at tack comes on it is Intensified by the man's ludicrous fear lest he will die be fore he has put it out of his brother's reach. His doctor and friends have argued with him, but to no purpose. Every time he is violently seized the servants run for the doctor and lawyer at the same time Tables are drawn up. and pen, ink and paper are in readiness as promptly as the medicines. Again and again wills have been drawn up, but no matter how low he has been he has never yet signed one The other day he had a violent seizure There was the usual hurry and scurry. He was really leit to oe oymg, ana as tne end was supposed to be near he was held up in bed, quill in hand, and the fatally held then? breaths in suspense at the spectacle. His breath was gro wing fainter and fainter. His hand was carried, to the Cper, but he did not sign. He seemed to calculating for just time enough to scratch his name, and then, hi the lan guage of the novelist, to let the pen drop from his nervdess grasp and expire. The alarm of the' family finally gave way to an unruly curiosity as to which would win. the sick man or death. But the old man won. He breathed better and at length he spoke out with an air of deci sion: "I guess I won't sign it today." They knew then he. was safe for another attack. New York Evening Sun. Sceaes la a Spanish City. The antiquities of Toledo are not the only interesting things. The sights from day to day on the streets and in the family circle are peculiar The very children have queer sport3 One of their favorite pastimes is to parade In a dark hall with slow step aud drone a chant in Imitation of a -church festival service. Boys are also fond of playing bull fights, "the bull" part being taken bv some lad not distressed by rough handling. Owing to the narrow streets, everything seems mixed up together wine shops, vege tables, children, citizens, cadets, loafers and beggars mingling in ono mass. The people generally are simple and. good natured.. The chief street is shaded by awnings, and every' public doorway is screened by a striped curtain. Foreigners visiting the town are dubbed the "St rangers." and. so referred to on every occu&i'.m when designation is necessary. The leading place of amusement is called the "Grand Summer theatre." ' It is with in the ragged walls of a once grand build ing, now half torn down.. It is quite a common thing in the evening to hear guitar duets In the narrow, dark streets, being given as serenades to ladies in the house before which the playing is done. The skill ' displayed by some of the players is marvelous, and the music is de lightful. The trebla is carried on a small instrument, called a "maudura" .that makes a most pleasing combination with the guitar. Often professional phi ers are hired to go and play before a house, and will thrum out native airs for several hours, smoking cigarettes assiduously all. the' while. Globe-Democrat. - The "Town Site Company-" The "Town Site Company," I ought to explain,- for tho benefit of some eastern .readers, is an association of men who make up their minds that a town should, would or could. grow .op at a certain point in a wild region whither rivilization is tending, of whither a rush is expected, contingent upon a certain event, like the discovery of precious metals or-the completion of a railway. Under laws of the United States' these men "take up" a. certain area upon which .to build their town, and proceed to put it Into as' presentable a shape as cir cumstances ' will admit, by surveying streets, indicating parks and reser vations for public buildings hospitals, churches, dty hall, libraries and soon; by bringing water from the hills, planting shade trees and perhaps building a big hotel. In many cases tho railway is a partner and hdps by concentrating' operations at that point; indeed, tho exi gencies of railway construction andoper ation are generally the most potent factors In deciding the locality. The place plotted and the "company" on the ground, lively advertising. begins'.. The floating frontier crowd rushes to the new spot and a wild speculation in town lots' at onco begins, prices being paid that have no relation to the intrinsic valuo of the property-acquired, which,, as 'yet, is worth next to nothing, but, like the wild cat stocks of Wall street, simply rcprc sent the amount a man is willing to stake on that particular card, or the rental bo can afford for immediate uso and oppor tunities. Ernest Ingersoll in The Cos mopolitan. - How Italian Laborers Work. As I stand gazing from my study win dow I see a deep trench 230 feet in length, C feet deep, 0 feet wide. In it stand be tween forty and fifty Italians, shaggy haired, bright eyed, bronzed skinned, fur rowed with dirt, their hands, knuckles, their clothes tho commonest and cheapest obtainable. They're working. The first .thought which occurs is, where are the Irish who, ten years ago, did this work? I don't know where they are. They cer tainly are not doing this class of work to day. Thero are probably fifty miles of various kinds of trenching going on in this dty today, and in all those fifty miles I doubt if you can find fifty Irishmen, but I will find you at least 2,500 Italians. The second thought is, why pay these men for tins kind of work? What kind of work? Lazy work. Why. there's a group standing immediately in front of me now, three of them leaning on picks, two of them on shovels, while another lazily tosses a half shovelful of dirt from the bottom of the trench on to the wind row by its side. They don't begin to earn the traditional dollar a day, yet there they are, and it is a very serious problem, first, what has become of the Irish, to whom this great work was formerly intrusted alone? and, second, by what process of reasoning do contractors find it to bo to their advantage to hire such lazy workers as these fellows show themselves to be? Joe Howard hi Chicago News. A Crater in Foil Blast. Walking down Tremont street not long ago with a friend we turned into a shop, attracted by the latest fad in gold hair pins temptingly displayed. As we stood in blissful contemplation of this golden fruit, forbidden us by the shallow ness of our pockets, the spell was broken by some subtle attraction about a woman who was on the point of leaving. Half unconsciously I looked up, but what I be held restored me fully to realization of the ridiculous. In a stage whisper I men tioned to my friend that she would miss the sight of the season if she did not look around. Whereupon she turned, and turned again, for one glance at the creature of fashion who, as I supposed, had adjusted a miniature Mount Vesuvius to the rear of her head, out of which streamed great curls of lava destroyed all the equilibrium of risibles in my friend's possession. "Seriously," I said, "what has she on?" "Any one would know you had been out of town," was the reply; "did you come in on a hay wagon that you do not know hair done a la Medid?" "I knew before your burst of information that I had met a jay," was my stern answer, "and I trust the last of that species." But these girls! I presume you are doing it, or will, so why waste words? We moved back to the counter behind which stood the derk convulsed with inward laughter, that would come out when he caught sight of our grinning countenances. The result was that we triced our merriment, as the whole affair had been irresistible. The hair was a streaky yellow, hoisted into a projectile below the crown of the head. At the extreme outer end of this protu berance were fastened what the roman ticist would term "a duster of ringlets," but in my dull, material way I should pronounce false curls of precisely a lava tint. Consequently my first thought was of a crater in full blast. Boston Cor. Chicago Times. Wendell Phillips' Canoes career. Wendell Phillips was a natural aristo crat. His father was the first mayor of Boston, and the famous schools at Andover and Exeter recognize his family as their founder. He was reared in affluence, and at school was an athlete as well as a student. He loved to box, and to run and to row. He was the bitterest opponent of the first temperance association formed in Harvard college. In his early life he loved all the good things of tho world. Ho was fond of the physical as well as the intellectual. He loved the beautiful, and admired women above almost any young man of his class. Yet his whole life changed as he grew older. He married a girl on her sick bed, who never got well, and he devoted his whole life to her care. He became an advocate of temperance, and when he saw William Lloyd Garrison dragged through the streets in the anti slavery agitation, he determined to devote his life to redressing the wrongs of the black man. "Why dont the. mayor call out the militia," of whiek he was one, he cried. Fronhigkciui.furroindhis he tnen movea into cue towrr quarter he might carry out his ideas of protection to tho poor. What a curious career fol lowed. Frank A. Burr in Philadelphia Tims. The Vafeae ef FeOc Hissw, The value of folk songs aad labor songs or workers . songs is not easily over: estimated. In this country we have very Uttle distinct Utentture of that class, ex cept what we gather from the negroes. Undo Remus and negro myths, as given us by Charles C. Jones, made us familiar with the songs and the stories that com plement them to make a low strata of life cheerful The Nineteenth. Century has collected quite a motley group from other sources. Burns poems get flavor from association with the Scotch working classes. The different departments of labor have all developed songs peculiar to the class of work. The dairymaids of Greece and other old Aryan races wovo their work into music, and so gave to it an air and atmosphere of poetry. This was spedally true of herding and pastoral labor of all sorts. The Russians have a corn grinders' song. The old chimney sweepers' chant that was heard in our streets fifty years ago has vanished, but stevedores and sailors perform work with chanting or intoning. Song lightens labors, its office is a grand one. Globe Democrat. . AluBsinum aad Irea Alley. - Ten per cent, of aluminum added to the : weak metal copper gives it the strength ox siect. cme stove inastng concern in Michigan uses about one-tenth of 1 per cent, of the metal in all its irpn castings, with the result of diminishing tho shrink age, making it fill tho mold better. Im proving the skin, rendering the grain perfectly even and preventing chilling, even turning white iron into gray. The addition of silicon to cast iron has been shown to turn white iron into gray also. The experiments with aluminum show that while with successive remelting the aluminum becomes deposited and tho al loy loses its strength, it does so less than iron of the same kind without alumnia subjected to the same number of remelt lugs under tho same conditions. The iron and aluminum alloy can be 'very readily turned in the lathe, tho grain be ing fine and even. Tho elasticity of the iron is increased. St. Louis Republic. Endurance of the Model. A great difficulty in a modd's life is the fatigue when being drawn or painted. It depends solely . upon herself, or her strength, how long a tixno sho is capable of remaining stationary In the desired posture. Some arc unable to pose longer than two or three minutes at a time, when they must rest, whileothers can ro lnaiu much longer quiet. I am fortunate in this respect, and can pose for an hour with the greatest ease,, and this enables the artist to complete his. picture in a much shorter time than with broken sit tings. Artists' Modd in Globe-Democrat. - A Haawaer for Carpenters. An improved hammer for carpenters has a groove in the side of the head, into which the head of any kind of a nail may bo slipped and the nail fastened with one blow. The hammer can bo readily with drawn without disturbing the nail, which may then be-driven home in the usual way. Carpenters will appreciate the value of the tool, especially in driving nails in a place seven or eight feet above the floor and consequently almost out of reach. Chicago News. . The B. & M. R. R. have arranged to run several Harvest excursions from the east to Nebraska points, including Co lumbus. Any persons desirous of advis ing friends in the east of these excur sion's can have them, advised from our Omaha office by addressing J. Francis, Gen'l Passenger Agt., or by advising C. E. Barrel, Agt., Columbus, Neb. In a retreat the lame is foremost. . At this season of the year people can not be too careful about keeping their bowels regular. Bilious and malarial diseases are often brought on by allow ing the bowels to become torpid. An occasional dose of St. Patrick's Pills is all that would be required, and might prevent serious sickness. For sale by Dowty & Becher. One hour's sleep before midnight is worth three after. English Spavin Liniment removes all hard, soft or calloused lumps and blem ishes from .horses; blood spavin, curbs, splints, sweeney, ring-bone, stifles, sprains, all swolen throats, coughs, eta Save $50 by use of one bottle. Warranted. Sold by C. B. Stillman, druggist, Co umbus. fr-ly Everyone hath a fool in his sleeve. Cholera Morbus is one of the most painful and dangerous diseases, many deaths result from it each year, usually because it is not properly treated. The most severe oases may be cured, by us ing Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. It never fails. Sold by Dowty & Becher. None knows the weight of another's burden. Ceasaaptloa Sareljr Cared. To the Editok Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless cases have been permanently cured. I shall be glad to send two bottles of my reme dy free to any of your readers who have consumption if they will send me their express and post office address. Respect fully, T. A. Sloctjv, M. C, 181 Pearl street, New York. 30y Who pays the physician does the cure. Aa Absolate Care. The ORIGINAL ABIETINE OINT MENT is only put up in large two-ounce tin boxes, and is an absolute cure for old sores, burns, wounds, chapped hands and all kinds of skin eruptions. Will positively cure all kinds of piles. Aak for the ORIGINAL ABITINE OINTMENT Sold by Dowty St Becher at 25 cents per box by mail 90 cents. mar7y "Woodea-Headed." When a wooden pavement was desired outside St. Paula cathedral, Sidney Smith said: "If the cannons will simply put their heads 'together,' the thing is done!" They were not half so wooden -headed, however, as it would be to deny the merit of Dr. K. V. Pierce's Golden Medical Discover, which has cured many thousands of liver disease, impure blood, king's-evfl, salt-rheum, dropsy, chronic, affection of the throat, bronchael tubes, and lungs, asthma, catarrh, influenza, neuralgia, dyspepsia, constipation, and all skin diseases. Druggists. When everything else fails, Dr. Sage's catarrh remedy cures. He quits his place well, that leaves his friend here. Kbow all Men by thee Presenti: That the Union Pacific, the Overland Route, and the Chicago, Milwaukee, & St. Paul By., commenced Sunday, Oc tober 28tb, to run Pullman Palace Sleepers through daily from Denver to Chicago via Omaha and Council Bluffs. za-u Don't Wait Until your hair becomes dry, thin, aad gray before giving the attention needed to preserve its beauty aad vitality. Keep on your toilet-table a bottle of AVer's Hair Vigor the oaly dressing yoa require for the hair aad use a little, daily, to preserve the natural color and prevent baldness. Thomas Monday, Sharon Grove, Ky., writes : " Several months ago say hair commenced falling out, aad in a few weeks my head was almost bald. I tried many remedies, but they did no good. I finally bought a bottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor, and, after using only a part of the contents, my head was covered with a heavy growth of liair. I recom mend your preparation as the best hair restorer in the world." 'My hair was faded and dry," writes Mabel C. Hardy, of Delavan, 111.; "but after using a liottle of Ayer's Hair Vigor it became black and glossy." Ayer's Hair Vigor, Sold by Druggists and Perfumers. Pimples and Blotches, So disfiguring to the face, forehead, and neck, maybe entirely removed by the use of Ayer's Sarsaparilla, the InMt and' safest "Alterative aud Blood-Puritier ever discovered. Dr. J. C. Ayer A Co., Lowell, Mass. 8old by Druggist; 91; aix bottle for5. Thisis the Top of the Genuine Pearl Top Lamp Chimney. Allothers, similar are imitation. This exact Label is on each Pearl Top Chimney; A dealer 'may say and think he has others as good, but he has ?:ot. Insist upon the Ex?cl T.abdacd Top. FCR SAIS EVtnYV-.CU. U.-CI0KIY 2Y tCJ, Hi M0Cu! li Vl'i, ' mU-LUII, (Cf Thoroughly cleanse the blood, which is the fountain of health, by using Dr. Pierce's Goal en Medical Discovery, and cood difeetioa, a fair skin, buoyant spirits, and bodily health and via-or will be established. Golden Medical Discovery cures all hUBors, from the common pimple, blotch, or eruption, to the worst Scrofula, or blood-poiaoa. Es pecially has it proven its eBteacy In curias; Balt-rbeum or Tetter. Enema, Erysipelea. lever-sores, Hip -Joint Disease. Scrofulous Sores and Swellings, Enlarged Glands, Goi tre or Thick Keck, and Eating- Sores or Uloers. Golden Medical Discovery cures Consump tion (which Is Scrofula of the Lungs), by Its wonderful blood -purifying, invigorating, and nutritive properties. If taken in time. For Weak Lungs. Spitting of Blood. Short- of Breath. Catarrh in tae Head. Bron rtiitta. Severe Coiio-ha. Asthma, and kindrsd affections, it is a sovereign remedy. It promptly "cures the severest Coughs. For Torpid Liver. Biliousness, or M Liver CompkumY' Dyspepsia, and indigestion, it is an unequaled remedy. Sold by druggists. Price Sl-00, or six bottles for S&00, mstsssszi I UUlf. MM ! lawvona. nri ftWtMB-! MMpar. Warranted. Baiif I wom mwmimm locality, takai. to r tettoaawaooaB,. mlm Ha i at ai asaniagsieaa auusnan. lwaaaaMMwatea.aaaaifraataa4aaarjoai k saw koaa Ibr awUtaa aai atowa laaai foarewaanaarir: KtlaclbafeatLSS --tilainl a aail r it ainitma itw aa manamoi itayloeamr.alvaranaaltaiaalartalradakr BWMBfHiimnaiiaiMaunrHraanawarisv liaftaISSSIHSSSIaltrtai IBBBV7. IM,niaiammi"Knir itaMdarthatoaraiairlaianTtoalaraialaof miihii. ill mar I Mill a TTrlli H nan ill iKmi i nflta raaari BaadarHwUl bahanlJiaaytjoubJ. fcryaatoihua It ! telaoaa wWayeaH at tot to aaarowrawarSvUlaa MataatMactorr. ApoatelcartM fetch la wrMaaaeoalabatl east aad aRar yea kaewall.n7iaa Sa aot can t. so Sutftar. wky ao feam la Soaa. Ba ir yoa te aaayaaraSSraaataaea, joaeaaaaranSrsUCBoaa ofta. Scat aolMcaM walchca la Um worlo aadoar larcaUaaaf CSStXY mMmWMMM. Wcaayaaaspraa.BMtlM.aaa. eBuTuwaa'Ufc,ssNJtruiAtauiBa. RICHLY aUSWAKPED are those who read this and then act; they will find honorable em- Dlonnent that will not take them from their, homes and families. The profits are large and sore for every indnstnoos person, many have made and are now making seTeral hundred dollars a month. It ia-easy for any one to make $5 and upwards per day, who is willing to work. Either sex, young or old; capi tal not needed; we start yoa. Everything new. No special ability required; yon, reader, can do it as well as any one.. Write to us at once for full particulars, which we mail free. Address Stinson & Co., Portland, 3Ie. dec28y PATENTS Caveats and Trade Marks obtained, and all Pat ent bnsiness conducted for MODERATE FEES. OUR OFFICE IS OPPOSITE U. 8. PATENT OFFICE. We have no sab-agencies, all business direct, hence we can transact patent business in less time and at LESS COST than those remote from Washington. Send model, drawing, or photo, with descrip tion. We advise if patentable or not, free of charge. Onr fee not due till patent is secured. A book. "How to Obtain Patents," with refer, eaces to actual clients in your state, county or town, sent free. Address Opposite Patent)wc0, Washington, U?cl - The Passenger Department of the Union Pacific, 'The Overland Route," has issued a neat little pamphlet, pocket size, entitled "National Platform Book," containing the democratic, republican and prohibition platforms, together with the addresses of acceptance of Grover Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison and Clin ton B. Fiflk; also tabulated tables show ing the plurality vote, the electoral vote and an analysis of the vote as cast for Cleveland and Blaine in 1881. This book is just what is needed at this time and should be in the hands of every voter. It plainly sets forth what each party has to offer and every reader can draw his own comparisons. Sent to any address on application. Address, J. S. Tebbets, Gen'l Passenger Ag't, Union Pacific Ry, Omaha, Aeb. A tyrant is most tyrant to himself. A Xataral Prodact of California. It is only found in Butte county, Cali fornia, and in no other part of the world. We refer to the tree that produces the healing and penetrating gum used in that pleasant and effective cure for con snraption,asthma,bronchitis,and coughs, SANTA ABLE, the King of Consump tion. Dowty & Becher guarantee and sell it for 81.00, a bottle, or three for $150. By the use of CALIFORNIA CAT-R-CURE, all symptoms of catarrh are dispelled, and the diseased nasal passage, is speedily restored to a healthy condition. 81.00 a package; by mail 81.10. Circular free. Amongst good men two men suffice. Important. Every voter should know that the Un on Pacific, "the Overland Route," and the Chicago & North-Western Ry., com menced Sunday, October 14th, to run Pullman and Wagner Vestibuled Palace Sleepers through from Denver to Chica ffo via Omaha and Council Bluffs. The principal line from Denver to Chicago. J M-t aBsssHBBnPPaBssHsi H fSn, 1 1 ivTf am-mm gaaSg57alSallS:'h''"sMi'i SBBBaCraSw tt " ?.? SHaHBsSSrT laaack localNrcwMcwaaaa .BBJBBn wmmm. mamumi$ in it aVBSSSSSSSSSSSVJ aSfJI natial aa4 OHMat. NEBRASKA FAMILY : JOURNAL A Weekly Newspaper iuatd erery Wedaeadajr. 32 Calms af readiag Batter, eta sistiigaf Nebraska State News IteM,JSeeete4 Stents aid Mistellaay. -.' PSAmple copies-seat free to say addreaa.'ttt Subscription price," SI a ytar, it Mr apcta Address: M. K. Ttjsxek A Co., Columbus, .. Platte Co.; Nebr. OOTTS lULSION SF PURE GOD LIVEI OIL &S5 HYPOPHogpHrna Almost as Palatable as Milk. So aUstrals! tkat It earn sx dlcssccat, ssmI asataatlMeal ty tae jeaaMve etsasarla, wan t plat U casMMt a teterattss); aal fcjr see swam btoatlom etlil wit tae fcyswaJaee phtftes Is aaach mar mWkimttmmm. EeKsrtalfe as a leak pftiacer Passu gft rapid wUe.taUig SCOTTSF.5rUI.SIOX ia acknowledged by PbvsicisiiS to be tLe Finest and Best praps. ratioa in the world fcr tlie reli. f and cure of CONSUMPTtO?, SCROFULA. C7SSf?AL Cb!!.1TY, WAST I HO DISEASES, EMACIATION. COLDS srt;; CttftOatO COUGHS). 77 jj.rtir ifi-i'd'j for Gsicmptian and ""!. ;.-y w .';':.'... SM ly uU D)-uggttls. LOUIS SCHREIBER. BMsmm aid f aioi Hakir. All kiids ef Reiairiig die Shirt Notice. Biggies, Wag- - ess, etc., wade to rder, aad' all wark (iaar- aateed. Also tell tkawarld-taaMW Walter A. Wood lTowcrs. laajNn, Caartia- ed Maeaiaaf, Jtarraitan, aad Self-aiadan-taa west Made. 'Shop opposite the " Tattersall," on Olive St.. COLUMBUS, -ai I CURE V'ho:i I say CUKE I do not mean merely to Btoi Hi. m loraume.aadthea hae tlit-iu re turn a-uin. I MEAM A RADICAL CUUE. 1 have made the disease of FITS, EPILEPSY or A lifelong stady. I WAJULaST my remedy to CtlHK the worst cases. Because others have failot h noreusonfornotnowrecemiiicarure cmliitonceforatreatiseanda tittK I:ottlj Of l.iy IXFlXt!!LE IJKMEOr. GlC KXrc Jim! I'o-i Otlii-e. It costs jou nothing lor a tnr.l, ainl it tull cmc jou. Address H. C. ROOT, RS.C, I S3 Peasl St, Hew Ya I I' I CATARRH Ely's Cream Balm Cloartse tho Nasal Passages. Al lays Inflammation. Hoalsthe Sores. Bestoros tho Senses of Taste, omeU and Hearing. K Bwrticto ia ayvMed ! sack) asatrH a4 b acreble. Price CQc. at BraasIsM r ky ELYBHOTHER5SWancalW.W I tax. slp FITSS COLDfe&Ml HEAP.frylM Try the CureHP Jlp .,. P" -L UNC-5 r-Soid an wwifl Send for ctW.ir.3l htrhttfOfrftg- ABIETINE HLDLQLfljwiiiLfAy rvsrf ... ". . o mg.. a - THC O N LY- ZZ7Z. I-7 IjtfARANTEeD cur ror PF syw. ffl'oy" CATARRH MulbilHrMrraCanHaWn ir r rMS! JE" and ! " TrlesqpplisdbytheH.T.CLAarDavo.Co4 a Liacola, Neb. laarttVlr.- . rX WMUIUJ IL, -: s HgSH5ESSJ' 3aar--