"' 5" " jsrsfrcjj - ;? - . : VOL. XIX.KO. 27. COLTTXIBTrS, 2EB. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1888. WHOLE NO. ;963 T. Cb MttHlMS i - re--! ' i COLUMBUS STAJEBANI: COLUMBUS, NEB. Cat Capital - $100,000. .DIBECTOB8: ... LEANDER GEllRABD, Prta't .GEO. W. HDLST. VicaPrw't; . JDLIDS A.REED. . It. H.HENRY.. . J. E. TASKKK. Cashier. PUtak. -ef . DefsWsIt, - lceUTat mm Kxcnm.ue. '" Cllectiem IrMtly nle mil llBtM. Pasy latereNt Tlswe epH It. 274 CDMMEECIA1 BM -OF- COLUMBUS, NEB. CAPITAL STOCK, $50,000. OFFICERS: . 11. SHELDON, Vna't w. a. McAllister, vice Pre. C. A. NEWMAN. Cashier, DANIEL SCHRAM, Ass't Cash. STOCKHOLDERS: J. P. BECKER; JONAS WELCH, . CARL REINKE. II. 1 H. OEHLIUCH. J H.WURDEMAN, 11. M. W1NHLOW, GEO. W. UALLEV, ARNOLD OEULRfCH. This Hank transacts n regular Ranking Busi neH. will allow inteivet on tinio deposits, make collect ions, buy or 11 cxcliange on United 8tnto8"nnd.Eiiroje,uml bay and. sell available securities. We shall he pleased to receivo your business. 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Each box contains oae month's treatment. fLOO a box, or six boxes forfsmaent by mail PP fSJuw'iyj08, Tocureany ealeTwitheacf otSer reeeivedTwns for six boxes, accompanied with-$5.00, we will sad the purchaser onr written guarantee .to re ' fand the money if the treatment does not effect a em. Guarantees issued only by Dowtr A Beefier, draggista, sole agents, Columbus, Neb. dec7'g7y HENRY GASS. TJNDEETAKEE ! COFFINS AND METALLIC CASES tWRepairinnof all hinds of Uphol efcry (foods. f-tf COLUMBUS. Nlaaagli HfcmS!"?1"' - ' "'-lammB529&x2Z$mmmmm&- g?gg7VgB ausTglk aa'aav en WOMEN WORKERS. MEMBERS; OF THE GENTLER SEX WHO ARE REPUBLICANS. " Th Story of DicJdnaan's ,i able Career Mrs. J. Ellen Fatter, the ' Cualnuaav-ef the Women's Xatloeal.Be. . publican Coeninlttee, and Others. Among- tbe names of those who have dobe much for their country and who are, deserving of honor daring' life and loving' remembrance after death are certainly those of many' women. Near the top of -this list should be placed that of Anna .Dickinson. Her work in the cause of emancipation required as much -moral courage and determination as that of any man. who helped decide the question on the battle field, and probably did as much r perhaps more toward the freeing of tho slaves as that of any soldier who fought and died in the great cause of liberty and unity: Certainly it speaks well for the Republican party to" have such a. woman as this working in its in tcrcsts. The war is over, slav ery is abolished and all men have been declared free and equal;' but who shall say the present fight, although it has not been accompanied by the clash of arms. Is not as all important to the interests and well being of the country as that which was fought a quarter of a century ago? That meant protection of American homes and .people against despotism and lawlessness. This means protection of American homes and people against pau per labor, the offspring of European des potism aud English, free trade. Against these monsters Anna Dickinson is exert ing every energy. Anna 'Dickinson was born in Philadel phia in 1843. Her parents were Quakers of strong anti-slavery convictions. Her father, however, was overtaken by finan cial disaster, and died, when.. Anna was only 10 years old, and left his family in poverty. She developed into a cross and willful child, who could not be taught to obey. She was educated at various Quaker schools, and was considered a most unruly pupil. At the.age of 14, sho wrote for Garrison's The Liberator, and at about the same time some verses for minor magazines which she has never ac knowledged. When she reached the age of 17, it became necessary for her to leave school and begin to earn money. Sho taught, she copied legal documents and she worked in the mint. It is said that once when Wendell. Phillips lectured : in Philadelphia, she scrubbed a sidewalk for a quartet with which to buy a ticket to tho lecture. Afterward the manager who had charge of Phillips gave Anna $ 400 a night for her fee, twice as much as the silver tongued Yankee had ever received. AXXA MCaUXSON. MKS. FOSTER. EMILY CHACE. The first publicexhibitlon of her wonder ful 'gift was at a meeting 'of progressive, friends, interested in. women's rights. One of the speakers one night made a violent and brutal attack on the abilities' of her sex. His words had a terrible ef fect on her. As soon as he sat down, she rose, and advancing toward him with pointed finger, poured out such a torrent of invective that he slunk from the hall like a whipped cur. The eloquence of tho fiery girl iu short skirts astounded tho audience no more than it did -the girl hcr- .6clf. Her reputation was made from. that time, although her family bitterly op posed her course in going on the public lecture platform. Her speeches in favor of the .freeing of the slaves will bo remem bered by many as long as they live. She has earned a great deal of money, but she has supported oil her relatives who were needy, and has ever cheerfully given when she has been able.. She has little left. This, in brief, is the wonderful story of the woman, whom the Demo cratic press allude to as a "petticoated ranter." and who is now laboring-for Har rison. Morton aud protection. Mrs: J. Ellen Foster is another woman worker in the present campaign. She was one of thoso who were instrumental in the formation of tho "Woman's Na tional Republican committee" in New York. Mrs. Foster went to England re cently, and was so impressed by tha downtrodden condition of European work? Ingmen, and the consequent sufferings of their families, and at the same time so firmly convinced that the bringing about of the same or nearly the same state of affairs in this country would be only a matter of time should Democracy and British free trade prevail, that sn conceived the .idea of utilizing the unap plied force of Republican women in the interests of the Republican party. She is also an ardent Prohibitionist and believer lu woman suffrage, but the organization of women which she originated champions these reforms only so far as they are ad vocated bv the Republican party "and set forth in the Republican platform. Mrs. Emily Chace, of Rhode Island, also believes that woman has her place in pol itics. She is the secretary of Mrs. Fos ter's committee, and is the wife of Gen. Thomas Chace, a. well known and ardent Republican. Mrs. Chace is a social leader, is gentle and refined and is oiot in 'the ordinary sense a public worker, but 6ho willingly gives her time and energy to her country at a time when so much is at stake. Mrs: Henry S. Lane, of Indiana, is the widow of one of the country's noblest workers, Henry S. Lane, the congressman, senator, governor, orator and honest man. She, too, is devoting herself to the success of the arty for which her husband did so much. She is tho sister of Gen. Lew Wallace's wife, end is loved for her gen tla character, as well as respected Tor her work in tho cauce, which wins, the ap proval asdsau-iiioapf all patriotic people. Laeycnd tho influence of current politics, she desires ealyto servo her country by calling it3 women to tho support of the party which is responsiblo for the protec tion cf tho&e things most vital to tho in terests of mtriiffti .women in. their homes, rihe. is -also well known a. tho literarv world. Mrs. H. B. Spelhaaa. cf New York .city; works fcrthe Republican party because, the companion and-helper of her late husband, who was a well' known merchant' end philanthropist, she was associated with the great abolition movement and the political questions which grew out of it, end is convinced that the Republican party has brought about tho preseiriproe perity of the country, end la workup for the protection of -American homes. She was among 'the -"praying women" in the heroic days of the women's crusade. Mrs. H. K. Carroll is another woman whose' family cares have not' made her forget thejgreat work world into which her children must soon enter, and in which her husband. Rev. Dr. Carroll," the editor of The New York Independent, is battling for what he is convinced is right. She is an ardent champion of Republican ism and protection. A Fable The Free TrnfU It was a careworn beast of burden, who had a long bat narrow pasture on .the iway, ana be loosed over tee fence a well fed samtoade meadow:' "iyr equlne'Yriena, open tne bars and let me hi and I will assist yon in lowering the surplus. . ' ' -"A surplus does not worry me as much .as a deficit would," remarked the horseas he stowed away some more clover. "But lookat the blessed law of compp .lition, and how it would equalize the bur den of mastication," said the stranger.' "''There is no competition . about- it," re: marked the horse. "I am in the meadow and you are in the' road." vBut," remarked the stranger, "don't you think a few more . feeders would stimulate business?" . . ''Without doubt, when the feed got short." slyly remarked the horse. "Well, but this fence was only a. war measure, and, now wo are at peace, why not take it down?" the stranger sighed. "Tho fence works tip top and tho feed gets longer every year; jog along, my friend." . And the stranger picked another thistle in the road and moved alone, ne.was a free trade ass, with ears like, a pair of cavalry boot legs. Goshen Democrat. Gen. Batter on the Political Imbcs. Gen. Benjamin F. Butler recently ad dressed a large audience in Tremont tern-, pie, Boston, upon tho. tariff and fisheries -questions. Theoretically, -lie -.said, free trade between all nations, as between all cien, is correct in principle. That is, if all nations in all things were exactly on the same footing. But such conditions f equality cannot exist among nations, aud therefore, all theories upon tho ques tion of free trade become useless". Said Gen. Butler: "I cite the president .on my side as against free trade: but I must con .'ess at the sanio tune that tho president .seems to try to get as near being a free trader as he can.' I belie vu if he had-observed and known, as 1 know, how much a protective tariff has done for American, workingmen, his tariff message would never have been penned.. It is not his. fault, but the laboring man's misfortune, that he did not know the facts." Ex chauge. The larence. An American tariff reformer .while walking through the. holy precincts of the British museum found himself face to face with an Egyptian mummy. . "Oh, see. the corpse," said the Ameri can tariff-reformer. "No," said the Egyptian, "I am not a corpse. I am a mummy." "Indeed!" said the American. "You must bo something Use me. I am not. a free trader, but a tariff reformer " And then the mummy winked his eye and the tariff reformer, smiled and went his way. the moral of this highly amusing story will be found in the morning papers on' the 7th day of November next. Ex change. '. Southern Frodaete' Are. Cared for. The present duty on wool is 55' per cent,.' Tho Mills bill makes it free; Tha present duty on salt is 40 per cent. The Mills bill makes it free. The present duty on lumber is 17 per cent. The Mills biU .makes it free. Tho present duty on fruits is o3 per cent. The Mills bill makes them free. Hemp and. flax have -a duty of 20 per cent. The Mills bill makes them free. But when it comes to rice, the product of a Democratic state, the Mills bill demands 100 per cent. duty. For- another"- product of a Democratic state, sugar, it" demands 68 per .cent. Peoplo can draw their own conclusion. Chicago Inter Ocean. Tho Indiana Corruption Fund.'' The' circular issued by J. B. Townsehd, chairman Of the Ohio State Democratic executive committee, .making a. campaign assessment on federal offieo holders, shows at once the boldness and desperation of the Democratic plain of campaign.-. There ha? been no more shameless exhibition of corruDt methods in politics than this. A reading of the circular should satisfy Indi ana Republicans of the necessity of ex treme watchfulness to guard against the effects of the Democratic corruption fund that .is being raised with a view, no doubt, to using, it in this state. Indian spous Journal About Aiiroruioui. The total appropriations for 1889 amount to $308,392.21X5. In 1885, the last year of tho Republican administration, the total was $195,710,583. but this did not include a river and harbor bill, and later the pen sion appropriations were- increased. Tbe total appropriations from ISSG.to 1S89, inclusive, were, up to date, $1,038,470, 184. on average of $259,019,040 per an-, num. The total appropriations in thy preceding four years, 1882. to 1885, inclu-. sive, were $943,173,130. "an average of $235,793,282. The annual difference, is about $24,000,000 more under Cleveland than under Arthur. Indianapolis Jour nal. Benet'e Infamoua Order. One would have thought that the spite of even a Cleveland administration would bo exhausted in the wrongs done tho old veterans themselves, in tho universal weeding them put of tho public service, und in the denial of their simplest claims to justice. But now ths order comes that it tho widow or daughter of a dead sol Jier. or tho wife or' daughter of a living one, is found employed' iu an armory or iu any part of the ordnance bureau, she, too, must be forthwith Weeded out. Ohio' State Journal. Promises Are Cheap. Tho man who this year "votes for free trade e:: the strength of Democratic promises of cheaper goods reminds one of the Jew in a St. Louis railway office. "Gif me von deekit for Sbringficld," said Isaac Springfield, Mb., or Springfield. Ills:?" inquired tho agent. " ich is "der sheep est?"" "Springfield, Mo." "Deu-gif me der Hiazoureo deekit. I dakes der sheep eat ofer dime "St. Paul Pioneer Press: To' ITotect the. labor. It lias been well said that a locomotive,, iu the "raw", material, as it lies useless in tho. ground, is worth, perhaps, $5; the locomotive' completed' is worth, perhaps, $12,000; $11,995 represents the labor of man in its. construction. And it is this labor, $11,995, in a single locomotive that the Republican party wants and proposes to see protected.. The American People. It Is a fTar for Free Trade. No Democrat'in the debate on the Mills bill lifted his voice in favor of the protec tion of American industry On the con trary, many of them on the floor of tho house gleefully proclaimed that they' were waging a War for the extermination of protection. San Francisco Chronicle. Blood Will Tell. That saint.liko Mugwump Cleveland's secretary of war Endjcatt, of Massachu setts,. must be a.descendant of the ancient witch burners of that state, judging from his propensity to "roast", women and, children holding minor positions -ir rjev ernment employ. Ohio State Jour 1. - - In ilesnerate Some unknown person having contrib uted $1,000 t'o -the Democratic campaign fund. The Boston Herald gratefully re marks tha"; the giver takes his place with the anonymous donor of $12,000 to Mayor Hewitt's Florida relief fund. Mercy! U the Democratic situation as bad aa this? Indianapolis JpurnaL and ff asked what state he batts from -. The aaa-repiy shall h: "Hnrsnoamt-edtoatyhceMteaed, and nary n veto has he." ' sens. AS IT. WORKS THERE. English Workingman Can't -I have a little bite? John Bull Run. away, .niy little son. Do you want to see your poor sick father starve? Time. A PLAIN TARIFF LESSON. The Ttlfiereace Between the Condition el Worklngnen Here and Abroad One day, a year ago, I saw an intelligent mechanic planing a. piece of. iron in a Bel-, gian machine shop. He was a very skilled workman, and received' eight' eents per day, a high price for a mechanic on the" continent. When I told. him. that bur' mechanics, received from two to three dol lars per day for the same work, he seemed susprised and said: "And pro visions are .cheaper in America and I could live cheaper there than here?" "How do you know that?" Tasked " VBecause,?" ;said he. "I- buy American' bacon aud American flour- here, in Brus sels. American bacon is a penny a pound cheaper, hero than .our bacon, and then your provisions have, to-be brought" here. Fresh pork is. sold for-18 cents per pound at the market .here, while' I can buy your 'American bacon for 11 cents. I could live" on less -money, in America, than I can here. T know I could make a dollar go farther there where pork aud flour is. cheap than here in' Belgium, provided. I ate no more there than here.'.' "Yes," I said, "you could live -there cheaper than here if you ate the same things, but. you would not do it. Now what do.you eat here?" . .- ". "Well, sir," ho said, as he. placed his left hand on his brow thoughtfully,- "I have five children seven mouths to feed. Now I buy seven pounds of American bacon a week, besides American flour. My wife cuts this bacon into seven pieces.. She hashes it lip, puts in potatoes, mangel wurzels, turnips and -s4fta in some. flour, and.it makes a nice stew; -We eat this.stcw three tiinesaday." "Do you have coffee?" "6h;jio- we can't afford that." - "Pies and eakes?" " "You' are joking!' "Do you have, butter?" "Oh,no; we have plain bread. That's all' . I told this nierchaut that iu slave times in America seven slaves would have re ceived three and one-half pounds of bacon, each, or twenty-four and one-half pounds for the sevcu. ''And my family of seven freemen only oafseven pounds!"' he exclaimed: , "That is it," I said. "And seven soldiers--' in' the. American army draw twenty-eight' pounds of pork aTweek to our seven, --.'"' "'But," I continued, ' "our American mechanics who get two and. three' dollars a. .day because of our protective tariff often say "that, a dollar will go farther in Europe than in America;'' . "We 'do make it go' farther' said the' mechanic, as his eyes moistened, "but we" starve ourselves to do it.- Tho -question , with us is not how to make or save money. Dutsnauwc always navpeuougn tocati. Shall we i never starve?" 1 ' "It is coId,.-I'see," I continued, "aud. do i you wear no woolen coat?" "Woolen coatl" ue exclaimed. -You. are joking. again; woolen c6att"-.'heTO peated half musingly. "Woolen coat? Why gentlemen wear them -in Belgium. I and. France, not workingmen. Working. ' ! men -wear cotton - blouses. If I should ' wear a woolen coat, the other, workmen. ! would laugh at me. We do make a dollar go farther In burope than in America, surely., and we do it- by -scrimping in clothing and food." When I got home to America I went into a mechanics' boarding house. in Fort Plain. The men were dressed in woolen coats, like gentlemen in Brussels. Their wages were $2.50 per day. instead of eighty cents. Tho table groaned with roast beef, boiled chicken; white bread, coffee, butter- and cake. It was' a dinner for a prince hi Belgium. No one asked, ' 'Shall we always have food or shall, wo never actually' starve?" They talked about buying houses. "I shall put $200 in tho bank this year," said one' Another wore a diamond in his scarf. All had watches, and many lighted cigars after the meal that cost more, than the poor --Belgian's whole meal, and then remarked: "They say a. dollar goes further iu Eurcpe.whcro they have free trade and low wages than it does here . where we have, protective tariff and high' wages."' I noticed one handsome mechanic didn't eat at all. He looked at tho chicken, clawed over the pie and finally sipped his coffee and said: "I've got dyspepsia, boys. Too many . fried oysters last night, I'm off my feed. I guess I'll take some.ApolIuiaris water and then smoke' "Yes," I thought, "a dollar does go. . farther in Europe than in" America, for the price, of that ApoUinaris. water. and cigar would have gone a- whole day in Belgium with the big family of a poor mechanic whose labor is unprotected. The status of the Belgium .mechanic results from 200 years of free trade." . The status of the American mechanic results from forty years of protection." "Workmen, when you vote think of this. New" York Mall and Express. WHERE LABOR STANDS The Creat Orcanliatlens of TTorkinsmen Are for HarrUea and Morton. If any labor interest or organization in tnis country has declared in favor of free trade or the Mills bill the'fact has escaped our attention.- Certainly no prominent labor interest pr organization has done so. On the contrary, a number of very prom inent' ones have protested against free trade ..and the Muls bill. Among these may be mentioned the Stooe' and Granite Cutters' union, the Machinery Construe; tors' organization,, the Amalgamated As sociation "of Iron and. Steel workers, the National Assembly Iron and Steel work ers. Knights of Labor, General Assemblies-of Glass Blowers and Window Glass workers, the American Fl:. it Glass Work ers union and others. If there is any prominent representative of the labor interest making speeches for ' Cleveland, we are not. aware of the fact. But. Mr, Charles Litchnjan. late general secretary of the Knights of Labor; Mr. John Jarrett, an active worker In the cause of labor, and Mr. Robinson, national master- workman cf the brass workers, are all making speeches for Harrison. The window glass workers' organization has determined to put -three of its officers in the field to speak for Harrison, viz.: Messrs. P.' Clary, A. M. Hammett and James Gamphell,the president of the or ganization and a member of tbe nttfrr1 committee of the Knights of Labor, and ene of the most trusted representatives of the labor atovemant in America. ' Taeae.fasta.nBawtkat.thn '' leaders and true representatives o'f organ-. ; ued -labor are fully alive to' the issues in- volved in the canvass, 'are-not In doubt' as I to. where their interests-lie.. Indianapolis "j Journal. i 1. 18401888. There Etas Been' "So Chance la the Pria- dales of the Two Parties; WHO WILI, VOTB THE VAX BCREX TICKET.' .All who wish to have property of every ' " description reduced -to- -one-half or one-' third its former value. I All who wish to-see- the price of- labor reduced to a level with that paid in. En- ' i rope. . " ..... ! " All iplir, wtol, tn'liWA 41.A dam . .1 vmmm - wwmV w,M V IMIC tUt? DUU V without property remain poor forever. All such as prefer, the interests of the. office holders to the interests of the peb- p1p- '. .-.".:. i- WHO WII.U TOT1S FOK THE IIAuRISOX j- " " TICKET? All who- wish for an improvement in the .financial and 'business condition of the ' "All who wish to have nroDertv stand at' ! its fair value, and labor receive its "Joss recompense. All who believe that the condition of our workingmen has been better than' that of the workingmen of Europe" and who . 'wish to have it -remain so. -j All such as prefer tho interests of the , people to tliat of tho ofliee holders.;' Har ' rison' Almanac, 1840.: : For "Van Buren" substitute Cleveland .and the extract fits the 'present campaign' without. need of further amendntibn.. The , t'lovelond ticket of.ioday stands for what' ! the Van Buren ticket of 1840 stood. The 1 Harrison ticket of toduv stands; for what j. the" Harrison. ticket of 1840 stocd. "Van" ;:.-ame forth from that contest a '-'used up ''man.'" -Cleveland will come forth from I. this contest, ready to bo tiled away with j tho opponent "of -his competitor's, grand t father. . MILLS' MISTAKE. He I'nlntentioanlly Unmasks. Hi elf '- the Free Trade Democracy. Cleveland has one more Bnrchard. His name is Roger Q.. Mill's. Watterson was -Burcliard No. 1 -when he said at the St. Louis -convention, that the; Democratic party,, in "handling the tariff,; "would" .re move the occupants before .taking tho -roof off the house' Scott was Burchard No... 2 when lie said that we (the capital- , ists) could "control the laboring man only. '. so long as he eats up today -what ho earns to-morrow'' and now Roger Q. Mills i9 Burchard No. 3. In his recent speech at East St. Louis, he pledged, the Democratic party,' If it got. the presidency and.both branches of congress, to put raw materials all on. tho -free list, ana. then, .said, he, "We-willputourown intelligent ' and skillful and productive labor in this country upon a plane of equality with the laborers of all other countries." , "There is truth in.wine,'"' says an old proverb, and there is truth in other kinds of intoxication. Mr. Mills, who is tem perate in -his habits, was not intoxicated witli liquors, but he was intoxicated, by the presence "of William R. Morrison and ten thousand other' enthusiastic Demo c'ra'ts. Missouri is safely Democratic "and Illinois as safely Republican, and perhaps Mr! Mills, thought it did not matter so much what.he said at East St. Louis' as .it would if "ho had said it in New. York,' . New. Jersey, or Connecticut. And. the St: : Louis and the East St. Louis Democrats -: clapped 'and stamped and howled and -.roared with delight at the words of the man from Corsicuna, Texas. 'How does- the intelligent, skillful and productive labor, of '-.this, country like the - prospect of being' 'put on a plane of , equality, with the laborers of - other coun tries? What do our naturalized citizens, who came over, here, to escape from the -condition of the, laborers of other coun tries, think-of it? Mr. Mills -explained that he and his party thought the labor ing, men. of other countries were better off than those of this; but nothing is plainer than that lie knows . nothing about it. But he knows what he wants to do and he says so. Mills' threat should insure Cleveland's defeat. Every naturalized citizen should vote against him without fail. Every" -"native born citizen who labors for his bread should vote against being put "upon a plane of .equality with the laborers of all other countries-" Republicans all over .the land should put Mills' latest bad break on -their transparencies.' It is worth" millions of votes to Harrison and Morton." Placard it on. every dead wall. -Bead it at everv meeting. Give, it a dr- culationof 50.000.000 a day. It is a policy of horizontal -reduction of labor. New York Press. ' IN A DEMdCRATIC POSTOFFICE. The DUncoltles Which Officeholders Under -This Begime Have to Contend With.- "Thomas," said the Democratic post master in a small New York state town,' to his assistant, a couple of hours after the arrival of the Oo'clockmail; "Thomas,, have you opened all the Republican papers -aud put in Democratic reading matter?" "Yes;, sir." :. . "Have you inserted, those small "letter: tiize free trade leaflets in' the letters?" . "All finished." "Inclosed the Mills bill in all the pack ages, eh?" "Everyone.'' "You didn't forget to put extra strong' free. trade talk in all of old Uncle Abner Stagger's mail, I hope? Uncle Abner is getting old andalittfo feeble minded, and we might be able to. convert him, per- . haps." . "I hxed him up all nght put Cleve land's letter in all 'his papers and a circu lar shoving the responsibility for the potato rot onto the Ileptiblicans iu bis letters." "Then why don't yon open the window "and let the'folks get theinmail?" .- "S-sh! I'm steaming open the regis tered letters and putting iu facsimiles of Cleveland's $10,000 check be through in half an hour." "Oh all' right;. I'll tie tho new bandannas'- to the bandies of the mail sacks while you are doing that." New York Tribune FREE TRADE WAS THE LAST STRAW. democratic Newsitapern That Have. Joined the Harrison Army O. Joseph B. Irwin, for years editor of The Pekis (Ills.) Times, a most rampant Demo cratic .paper, and who afterwards con ducted The Peoria National. Democrat, has. come put squarely ior Harrison, and Mor-i ton. - . Willis Vbse, editor of Tho London Mills (Fulton county) Times, one of the strong provincial papers of Illinois, has como out for Harrison and Morton. ' The Times lias heretofore represented the Prohibition ele ment, and like many of that- party will throw its influence for protection to Amer can labor. The Hobart (N. .V.) Independent an aounces that this 'year it "will, support Harrison and- Morton and will dp all it can to drive tho free trade clique Into po litical obscuritv. Buffalo News. Bat He Never Will. -As a purely humorous article the senate tariff bill is a great success. The Star: - There is nothing humorous about the Mills bill. It is likely to bo trngio for the workingman if it ever becomes a law. -New York Press. The "cash' used as coin all over Chma, are made from an alloy of eopper'and; tine, nearly the same as the well known Muntx metaL It takes about 1,000 ef then to make change for a dollar. - The Well; yei, it is sort o rough, sir, A harta' to Hnger here, -ABVtothlnJrthatlmuatsUjtulIdle- ' . In thifepoorhouse, cheerless an drear -But I airft in a fit coadttfon . To struggle fur daUr bread, -. ' an I had to come to this dreary aosM- Ttar a" place far to lay aay hens. ' - A sokMer? 'ices, I enlisted . fa the summer o sixty-one. An I done my shar 'through the dreadful war Araprtrstepackm'a'cua; -. Mean William aa' Charier; -- -- - My boys, Dichearted an! brave: .' Far. tar away la the south they lay ' - " '' . AtresthiaaoIdieratTare. - - rTxrasassdaa'atearfuldar.'slr, When they bid their mother ,rood-by.' ' To march away to'the fields o'fray. . To flchC, aa if need be, die. -. Anrn sever forgit her face, itr, '-..' ' ; As white as tbe drifted mow. AXhe pressed each head to her heart an aalat H) God: cm I let them gorv There wasn't a auin la the ranks, air That didn't cry like n child. ' To bear her moans an her pkeajs as into we cars we Bled; J;Anwha the sharp whmiesouaited. An the train from the staUoa sped. 'She fainted away, aa' we seed her lay . On the ground like a peraoa dead. . -Mister, let's drop that subject ' " Twas the saddest day.o'mj life; "" I kin see again that scene at' the train, 'Anltcutsmyheart.ukenknue. I will only aay w'ea the' tidings . - Or tiro bora on the telegraph Bew-. -- Not a word did she speak, an' In leas 'n They buried my old wife, too. . "I come bone from the service shattered '.- By exposure to cold aa'.ra1n, '.. But! hobbled about aa sort o made oat To live; but the awful pain .... I Buffered at last undone, me, , ".' .Tullwarcecoaldstaa'onuiyfest; - - Then to anrf ro-I had f or to go . . ' A-beggia' "fur what I eat. At last the authorities tol' me" They'd give me a place to dlei" "-" Ah' they brought me here to this pitea se drear, .An hero I'm compelled to lie. Au' Just as you say. It's hard, sir. To bo treated ia aicb away, "!, Utea'worn.outpaDuraaemprycas, -y .. Or a garment" that's seed ini day. Whydon'tlax furapensiout . -. . I did, nigh a year ago; ; 'An'I.one time thought I had sure! got To the.end o'misf ortune's row. Fur congress said Idcsarved It, An'. Jt made my ol' heart rejoice ' When I heard at last that the hill had passed .Without an objectin voice. Lord I. sir, but want I happy, Aa proud as tbe proudest king? My heart seemed light aa a schoolboy 'a kite, . . ' - An' my voice bad a Joyous ring. - -I thanked the'Lo'rd fur- his Roodnew, ... An" I thanked the. senators, top, Fnr beln'so kind as to keep In mind The crippled or boys In bine. But the' cloud come agala around m .' . Come blacker than ever afore ; Not a ray o' light broke through to my atght " On the march to this poorhouse door.. The president crushed, my hopea,'sh-; An .doomed me to this sad lot; He spurred me. too, liken wont. out shoe, After U1 the battles 1 fought. " Mebbe 'twas right fur to do it. ' , I've wot much larnin you see; An he knows, .1 "expect; what's right' aa correct, ".A good deal better 'n ine; But there's One that's higher than him, sir. An when from this earth I'm free, 1 reckon I'll find he will be' more kind -- Than the president a been to me. -Capt. Jack Crawford in New York Mail and Ex press. . Oar Ben and Crover. Ou? Ben " cbastructed oh Heavens own pjaa. On. him Is no shadow of blight or ban, .. In his heart, in bis head. In his eoul he's a man, .. ButGrover- -! ,V . Our Ben is no trickster, but boniest and just:' Bis armor of .truth shows no weokbeaa or rust,- ' He's a man for the nation's Rlianco and trusts . But Grover"-- "1 Our Ben Is no craven his brave banner led " In the thick, of: the carnage that treason had spread, lie sent forth no hireling ti fight In his stead, Bur, Grover - -t 1 ... Our Ben loves" the soldier: The. children and wJfe Of him who went down in the tempest of strife He'll shield from the Utter privations of life, . But Grover fri Our Bed loves bis country.. Protect her he will From every endeavor to sloe'and still The glow of the fprgeor the bum of the mill. " But Grover. ! Our .Ben sees beneath our broad banner arrayed The mUiibns" of toiler.!, contented, well paid: Nor seeks to betray them to Britich free I ride, ButGrover 4 ! Our Ben,' in Lis manly and digntibd way, Iu the hearts of the masses Is growing each day, And whenever be speaks be baa somethhig.to say But Grover :-r " ' OurBenteamanweeantakebythe.hand In every fair home through' the- breadth of the land. A man whom our love and respect x-au command, ButGrover r ' Hurrah for our Ben: Oar votes will attest .We hold him the purest, tho bravest and beat: IIo's tbe .hone of the east and the pride of the west, ButGrover: . ' W.W. Potter m Buffalo Kewa. HOW IT WOMCS- IN ENGLAND. What n TBrKlah Wericingasan Says r Free Trade and lta Keanlta. The following letter has been received by the Home Market club Of Boston: DearSib Thanks for the papers youi have sent me.: 1 was in America for about two months" last summer, sent over by our association, to see for myself whether the working classes of your country were bet ter off under protection than we are under . free trade, and the conclusion I came to "was" this: That any person who has to earn a Uv ing in America as a producer .must first become crazy before he becomes a free trader, and tbefanaers must be the crazi est of the whole lot to think of such, a thing.- Before any of your workingmen, cither. engaged, in manufacturing or agri culture, talk about free trade. let them, send one of their number over here, to see. what it is doing for this country. . Let him w&Jk about for.six. months looking for .a job until his coat gets ragged ana his shoes get thin, and he gets the thin nest of all, and everywhere tie' asks for. work' be will be told that- the Germans and Belgians are doing the work cheaper than be can do it; then let them .send for him home again, and hear what he says about free trade. ".'.-. If it is. surplus revenue that is causing the trouble, send it to some free trade country. You never knew them to have a surplus; or.. if you don't like to do that,; take it out to sea. and sink it, or bury it;' or burn it; or do anything in fact rather than adopt free rade. that is tossy if you do not want foreign competition to. ruin your manufacturing -industries, and by so doing ruin your farmers by robbing themjof their home market '. Yours truly, H. J. PcrnFER. . . Electro Plateworker. . - Secretary Workman's Association for Defense of British Industry, 181 Waterloo Road, London, England..' Mae itriet tretectloa Argamt The following reasons for believing in Srotection were furnished to The New ork Tribune by E. M. P.: 1. Because I am an American citizen and am not in favor of .British -free trado.- - 2. Because 'Americans should use Amer ican goods.. - ' 3. Because American workingmen should get. American wages. 4. Because free, trade would lower wages. 5. Because under free trade working boors would be lengthened. ' 6. Because under' free trade children -mnst sro to work instead of te school. ' .7.- Because tree trade wouia . ougny. America's happy homes, t & Because under, free 'tradewiyes and mothers would-leave their homes to work, .in factories. '9. Because prpt'ection'sneaus that good old motto, "Live and Let Live." - - .-"." .'Vote for Harrison, Morton and protec tion. - ; Iftafrsdo Has No I'se for Hiss. ' These lines- are the ' beginning of a -''White House' ballad" in The - hidhiuapo-' lis Journal: . ."-:..'" There was weepinz- In the WhltCr. Htie on that . eventful day ; . One president he -entered in, one vanquished ' -rode away; . . Down from the White House 'minarets was .every ' banner Hung, -And-the cry. "He's gone to Buffalo:" .through' the marble, palace rung. Perhaps it . isn't quite right- to quarrel with a poet, but for the' 'sake of a correct uhderstanding . of current' history-the statement in the hut line (the rest of; it is all right) should be. contradicted. Mr. Cleveland is -not expected iu Buffalo in the' near future, except possibly as a vis iter. He has no home. hero.-i-Buffalo News.. .. ." Applied Sciei AaMricaa lavelof wages.' s'' Common lovel. ' .- .European --. level of wages. . . . wttbioct TRTaanr. -American - ' . " European level of wages.. . level of .wages: - Wages,, like water, wil' always find tteir Jevel if .tariff barriers are removed. Cleve land Leader. "..- -:' ... ' .A PeUtlcal Ercuapl An egg shipped-put from, this market had written on it, "How are politics down, east?" .The other .day a postal' was re ceived from Hart: & Brb., 101 Cliambera streetNew York, as follows:, "Your egg roceived.with question as to how politics are down. east. We -took- a .vote. In-the atorowith the following result : IlarrisoUi 11; Cleveland. 1. We are whopping, her up for Harrison. Morton and protection. How is Indiahar-7-Uuion City (lud.) Eagle. Very False Eeonemy. - By buying English- made blankets: the Jovernment was enabled to save $G10, but eprived an American indnstrv.of a total, of f5,120. This is the way the surplus b nursed to attack American . 'w'orkiuginen. Indianapolis Jouriuil. They Chose IVbely and" Well. ;Every ntteranco'.of "the two Republican candidates serves tptitre'ngthcn the public conviction that the Chicago-convention choso wisely and well. Indianapolis Jour nal. ' '' Ton Mast He One or. the Other. Any-man opposed to tb protective sys tem' is a free trader. There is no half way house such' as political tricksters describe. Indianapolis Jo'umaL. Vengh on theUeaaocracy. .. The.Mugwump papers are saying Mr. Cleveland is better than his. party.. That is rough" on tho Democracy. Buflalo News. -.. Challea'; 6" Cigarette' Smokers. r A prominent business man. of-Bath has declared war against the cigarette, and is Inddstribus in cutting items out" of. the newspapers giving-frightful -examples of the use of this pernicious .article These be shows- to cigarette, smokers, and has succeeded in nakinc a number of con verts. He. challenges any one to name a sinla thnmuirfilv imrwl finniniwa mnn-artii' smokes cigarettes. Bath Courier: 'A'Problena la Artthnaeric. -The following problem in arithmetic, not . algebra may interest commercial readers: Bowes A $300, which he is unable to pay at once. But A is'-willingtb give him ayear; to clear it off; on" condition. that . B pay how a part of .the principal of-tho debt and also' the interest of the unpaid, part, for the year at tho rate of C per cent, per annum, . B accepts these -terms, and pays down $200 (part principal and inter est). How' much must Bpay Aat the end of tho -year in order to wipe, out the in debtedness? New York Tribune; '. It Was rase Color. "i'ra afraid that calico will fade.' she observed as she looked- at it in a doubtful way. "Oh, no, ma'am."' 'Ever tried itt" VYes'm. A. woman who had a dress of this pattern fell into the river and her. body was not fished out. for a-week- The color hadn't started in the least; I assure yon." Detroit Free Press. The latest Sowvealr An expert baa succeeded in photograph bag the beating of the heart. Neat pres ent for an absent admirer to send his "be trothed a picture-of "his"' palpitation .on reading her- letter. Now York Tribune, TODAVTS DUTIES So amca to do, so KCtle donei ' WJth 8eeplaaa eyes I aewthe sua. . uafbeamleaa dtalt hi darkness lay,. The dreadful ghost of yesterday ! 8o little done, somochtodo! Tbe morning' shoue on harvests new; In eager light I wrought my way. . Arid breathed the spirit of today I It is Absurd For people to expect a "cure for Indiges. tion, unless they refrain, from eating" what, is ubwbolesome.; but if anything will sharpen the appetite and give tono to the digestive organsvit is Afers Sar. saparilla. Thousands all over the Ian.l testify to tbe merits of this medicine. Mrs. Sarah Burroughs; of 28 Eighth street. South Boston, writes : " My litis band has taken Ayer's Sarsanarilla, tot .-Dyspepsia -and torpid- liver, and has been greatly benefited." A Confirmed Dyspeptic. -. C. Canterbury, ot 141 Franklin at., Boston, Mass., writes, that,'-suffering for' years from Indigestion, ha was at last induced to try Ayer's. Sarsapar'illa and, by its use, was entirely cured:. . -Mrs.. 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