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In Mapleton, Md., there live two men, ' father and sou, named George Habbartt. Their average age is 91 years. The father was born in 1784, and is consequently 101 years old. The Chicago Tribune's corre spondent found him in Indianapolis, where he was visiting his daughter, Mrs. Samuel Record, of 814 East Market street. The old man's countenance was interest ing. The' ravages of time had left him yet with a bright blue eye, his cheeks are full of lines, but not much sunken, and bis mouth has capacity of expression un asual in men forty years his junior. The leepest marks of tune are in his brown ttnd withered hands, which, despite his great age, ere "steady as a clock today," to quote his expression. His voice is clear and strong, though he keys it high, as most person do who have defective hearing. After a general conversation the old gentleman said: "I was blind for three year. Cat aracts grew over my eyes, but since they were removed I have -had excellent sight. 1 wear one pair of glasses when I read and another pair when I walk, but that is not unusual for younger men than me." "To what do you attribute your great ager "I always lived as close to nature an I -:ould. Exercise, good food, warm cloth ing, and sleep and nothing else than these; have kept mo in good health. I never - used tobacco in my life, and have had little to do with stimulants." Mrs. Record said her father usually-retired early at 7 or 8 o'clock and arose at 4 or 5. lie had for a number of years taken a nap after dinner. His diet usually excluded meats because he feared indi gestion. He drank coffee and tea. "I farmed until a few years ago," tho old man said, "and than I moved into the village. I had got so I wasn't much ac count on a farm." Bern;? asked for a sketch of his life ho gavo these data: "I was born in Sussex county, Del., March 27, 17S4. When I was 0 years old my parents moved to North Carolina. I remember tho trip well. I lived with my parents until I was 22 years old, and then I concluded to roam around in the west awhile. That was in lbOG. Wo hadn't anv steam cars in thor.o days, and there wasn't any boats on tho river. I saddled a little roan nag one day and set out. All tho west was ono great wilderness then. Not a path had been broken through the big forests of this state, and wo had no guides to show us tho way. It was Just a dive into" tho big woods, and, if you got lost, get out tho best you could or mako the most of stay ing. A young fellow who didn't like ad venture staid at homo those times. That was before Gen. Harrison whaled the Injuns, and tho woods was full of red skins. "When I first saw Cincinnati they were rolling logs away from tho levee, and that was the only well cleared spot in the town. There were logs and stumps everywhere about the old south market house." Mr. Hubbartt related in an entertaining manner a number of hunting anecdotes, showing a remarkable recollection of even tho most trivial details of events which occurred eighty years ago. GEOUGR HUBBARTT. Two years of life in the great forests had appeased the appetite of the young man for "roaming." "After that, long a time I went back homo on horseback," he said, "and settled mo down to Nancy Thomas. Pretty soon after that Nancy and I bundled up a little plunder and started for tho west. Wo stopped in Ohio for some time, but finally moved down into the territory, settling in what's now Dearborn county of this state. In 1810 I had a little "patch of ground cleared up and was a pretty thrifty farmer. Then the war with the Indians broke out and I entered tho 'service under Capt, Spencer. Wo built a Mock house down on a branch of the Maumee river, into which all tho women were collected. Then we were sent away into the woods to keep tho Indians from getting help from tho south or from escaping acrosa the Ohio river. I was in that service when the battle of Tippecanoe was fought and tho treaty signed which closed out tho Indians." Blockhouses were built and owned by communities. They were a sort of fort into which tho women and children were assembled in times of peril. Frequently the blockhouses were occupied only at night, tho families returning to their homes at the approach of the succeeding day. Tho architectural form of the blockhouses mado them impregnable. "Two houses and a palisade avenue connecting them made up tho '. general groundwork," Mr. Hubbartt said in do scribing these pioneer forts. "The houses were built up solid of logs so cut that tho joints fitted closely. At tho height of about ten feet longer logs were hud cross the top of tho house, to that -the floor jutted over, allowing a walk round and above tho outer house which was used by guards in protecting the house from being bfit on fire. The palisades connecting the houses wero ten feet high. There was a heavy gate in tho" center of ono side of the inclosure. and it was covered by the portholes of both buildings. The en trance to the houses was by heavy gates connecting with tho palisades. Admit tance to the upper floor was gained by steps which were drawn up when not in use, "When I first moved into 'Dearborn eounti my house was farthest west of any individual home In the county. There were posts west of us. but no separate houses. I guess our nearest neighbor was Gen. William Henry Harrison, who .lived at North Bend, His house was on our way to CinrinnatL I often saw the old general in passing his house. Ho was a sociable old gentleman, who had a homo which, in those days, attracted a good deal of attention, as you may hare heard, for its cider barrel and gourd. It was a cabin, such as you see today in the back woods, but it had more than cider and gourds; it was full of books and gave the general great.fame for his wisdom. I re collect I was going by Ms place once- 5 Vil 4 i wnen tne rresnetsnaa maae tuu rood im passable. A friend was with me and wo had proceeded as far as we could without having to return. Tho old general was out in a clear space before his' house. He called to us: 'Gentlemen, don't you think you are getting out of your .way down there?" We told him we guessed wo were not. Then he told us the road was cut away at a point round tho hill and invited us to walk across his field. Ho came down to the course we had to take across the lot anil had quite a talk with us." -Mr. Hubbartt spoko of the high regard in which tho hero of Tippecanoe was held by those who knew him. "People often came far to see him," said tho old man. As to other old people he said: "I do not know of any one who has voted longer than I have. ' 1 voted at all -the elec tions for president except those at which Washington, Adams and Jefferson wero chosen. I expect to live long enough to vote for two or three more Cfpublicau presidents." Those who know Mr. Hubbartt as an industrious farmer, an upright neighbor and a good citizen, love him. He has the wishes of them all for many more years of life. Tho records of the war depart ment, showing the age of Mr. Hubbartt when he .entered the army in 1810 ho was then .23 years old authenticate the story of his great age. TRUSTS IN ENGLAND. They Are There, Only They Go Under Different Nantes. The following interesting item is taken from tho financial columns of The Scots man of Monday, Sept. 3. Tho Press has a copy of the paper: A Steel Rail Corner. The Ironmonger announces that a new rail association, comprising the whole of tho steel rail manufacturers in Great. Britain, Germany, Belgium and France, has been formed. The details of the scheme, however, are not yet known. Oh, no, there are no trusts and combi nations in England, none in Europe. Trusts und combinations are only possible in protection countries. It is perhaps not generally known that the Mills bill, which puts tin plate on the free list, will increase tho demand for English sheet iron. In view of this it is not surprising to find the following in a recent copy of a Liver pool paper: Further important steps were taken yesterday to strengthen the operations of the maimers' ring in the Staffordshire and Midland sheet iron trades. Some ques tion is beginning to arise whether the re starting of additional mills by outsiders may not weaken tho hands of the ring. With the object of preventing this an in fluential committeo was yesterday elected to induce firms not now members of the trust to throw in their lot with the asso ciation :uid so keep up prices. Since the inauguration of the ring prices havo risen fifteen shillings per ton. Already the British salt producers and manufacturers of tin havo made a combi nation in view of the passage in tho house of representatives of tho Mills bill, mak ing ono-sixth of our dutiablo imports free, and now tho steel rail manufacturers and sheet iron trades aro organizing for a raid -on the American market. New York Press. "IRISH GOVERNMENT." The Democrats and Not the Sons of Eric Are Besponsiblc In a recent speech at London Mr. Cham berlain, prospective son-in-law of Cleve land's administration, declared "exper ience showed that, whether in Dublin, New York or Boston, Irish government was alwavs inefficient and corrupt." Now this is certainly unjust. There has been no genuiue Irish government iu Dublin for a hundred years, and wo think the records of Irish history will not bear out the assertion that the government ol Dublin was generally inefficient and cor rupt previous to the union of Ireland with Great Britain. The terrible corrup tions of tho local government of New York city in the past ore not directly chargeable to tho Irish, but to the Demo cratic politicians who unfortunately con trolled tho great bulk of the Irish vote as they probably can never do again. As to Boston, that city has really never been under "Irish government." It once had on Irish mayor, it is true, but if his administration was not in all re spects a model for efficiency and purity, it at least contrasted very favorably with tho administration of other Democratic mayors, not Irish, in other cities. Mr. Chamberlain can embark a British free trado sympathizing administration in a disgraceful and un-American fisheries "treaty," but he will have to be even smarter than he is now before he can. make tho American peoplo believe that tho Irish are responsible either for British niisgovcrnmcnt in Ireland or for Demo cratic inefficiency and corruption in Amer ica. Ohio State Journal. - TJlsnop Ticwrain Heard From. Bishop Newman writes: "If I had time to spare from my con ference work. I would gladly respond to" tho invitation now sent me, and show, first, that whatever lias been accomplished in the way of temperance legislation in this country has been tho work of tho Republican party; and, second,' that in that party today is tho hope of the tem perance people and the temperance legis lation of the country. So far as I can observe in traveling through the country, the people, with few exceptions, aro com ing to this conclusion and are standing firm for Harrison and Morton." That is good talk. Cincinnati Commercial-Gazette. Hotv Do Yon like It, Farmers? The Democrats are claiming before audiences of farmers that tho Millc bill does not repeal tho duty on potatoes. Tho Mills bill absolutely repeals, without any qualification, the duty on potatoes in theso words (seo lines 12S-9of the free" list of that bill): "Vegetables in their natural state, or in salt or trine, not specially enumerated or provided for." Potatoes are vegetables. Potatoes are. not specially enumerated or provided for," end are, therefore, put on the free list. This is another specimen of Democratic dishonesty and evasion. Indianapolis Journal. Too Generous by Half. The Mills bill repeals the duty on wool but puts "sheep dip" on the free ' list. Sheep dip is a preparation to destroy ticks on sheep. When the farmer's flocks are destroyed, as they would bo by free wool, he would have"no use for sheep dip. The "ticks" would go with the sheep. The free traders are too generous. Indian apolis JournaL The town of Calais, Maine, is one of those which nearest adjoins British terri tory, and which was considered to be quito intimately t fleeted by tho fishery question as treated in "President Cleve land's retaliation message. The rote of Calais was as follows on governor: Pro hibition, 17; Democratic, 83S;Bepublican, 883. New York Sun (Dem.) He Mast Be One ee the Other. The man who is opposed to a protective tariff is a free trader. No writer on free trade has ever attempted to define the ex pression in any other way than to state thatit is the converse of protection. Con sequently, any one who is not aprotec tkaist mast ba a free tmier.-r43an Iran daco Careoicla. OUR PRESIDENTIAL GUS WILLIAMS. aLaBKBvSaBBEBsrvS&SjsVw "Vait, I set my big dog Surplus on you. Doggie! doggie!! doggie!!! Vere is dat ""i doggie?" Buffalo News. FREE TRADE IN LUMBER. That Former Canadian Member of Par liament Says About It. Francis Wayland Glen, of Brooklyn, for many years a member of the Canadian , parliament, furnishes an interesting tariff talk, j "Before the reciprocity treaty of 1854 was abrogated 1 resided in Canada and ' manufactured saw mill machinery I thereforo understand the views of lum bermen on free trado in lumber Many of , them were in parliament with me. and I i therefore am able to say that there is not a manufacturer of lumber in Canada who dees not believe that if lumber vrere put on the t'reo list in this country the price of lumber in Canada would advance nearly or quite the full amount of the duty taken off. and that the convertible valuo of timber limits would ' be enormously iu creased "As tho increase in tho value of lumber in Canada would bo clear profit, all lumber men, without distinction of party, favor j free trado with tho United States in that i product Tho amount of lumber sent , from Canada to this market is not suf ficient to control tho price, and- conse- j 'uently tho Canadian producer, and not ' the American consumer, will reap tho benefit of the removal of the American duty "Tho day after the free wool clause was ' adopted by tho lower house of congress tho leading journal of Canada reported the wool market as being "very much ex cited and quotations suspended." holders believing that if the duty wero removed the price in Canada, liko that of lumber, would bo advanced nearly or quite as much as the amount of tho duty taken off. "The journal referred" to advocates a tariff for revenue only,' and would, not havo so reported tho w'ool market unless ' compelled to do so as a faithful reporter. The Canadians believe that reciprocity in . national products will add millions "au ; nually to the value of their exports to , tub country. They aro quite willing to abandon their fishery claims for a much . less valuable consideration. Cauadians know a good thing wheu they see if, and are, therefore, anxious to have lumber and wool admitted to this country free of ( duty, knowing that it will increase the . valuo of these products in Canada, i "A short timo sinco a Dominion parlia mentary election was being held in an Ontario riding. In ndvocatufg the claims : of tho Liberal candidate tho leading jour nal anti-protection), to show the farmers of the riding tho value of reciprocity as 1 advocated by tho Liberal candidate, in an editorial, quoted from a late return the quantity of grain and tho number of cat tle raised in tho riding, arid added -the , American duty to each class, and declared I that tho total sum (some hundreds of I thousands of dollars) represented the valuo of reciprocity to tho farmers of tho i riding for a single year, although this ; journal for the past forty years has in . sisted that the consumer "pays the duty. "Leading Tories resident in Canada I during war times always argued that if 1 England recognized the Confederacy she j would have a permanent freo trado ally, becauso tho government would bo founded upon the theory that the laborer isachat-. tel. and thereforo there could not bo any industrial development or any commer cial marine, consequently English ships would carry the raw products of the south to England and return iu payment the products of English manufactories. "And that further. England, having her Canadian provinces on tho north and her freo trade ally on the south, could se riously cripple, if not crush, the indus trial development of the then loyal states. What England failed to accomplish at that timo it is now proposed to securo through a united south and such north -em Democrats as prefer party to indus j trial independence. "If consumers in this country will studv the 'condition' of the nrarkets'ond not the maxims and theories' of John C. Calhoun, reiterated by Messrs. Mills, Carlisle and ' tho Breckinridges, and automatically re peated by President Cleveland, they will soon be convinced that competition among home producers fixes tho market price in this country of manufactured goods, and not the amount of duty placed upon im ports, and that they aro safer in the hands of home rnanufacturcrs trnder-a protective - tariff than they would be at tho mercy of j a foreign manufacturer under a tariff' for revenue only," JNew lork Press. FACTS PLAINLY STATED. Tb President's Message sad the Mills Bill Already Cringing Disaster to Industry. President Cleveland, aided by his lieu tenant free trader, - Mr Roger Quintus Mills, has seen fit to attack our woolen ' industries iu the interest of England and other foreign nations. This important -branch of our country's prosperity keenly feels the effect of this unjust attack. The farmers, as a result, have alreadv Iost more than $li5,0O?,000 on their wool ; this year, and tho woolen mills, with few exceptions, have been able to securo only about one-half tho amount of orders from the distributing trado which they need for the current season, or which were taken by the commission houses in the corresponding period of 1887. There is scarcely a single article made by the worsted spinnings mills, by tho woolen and knitting nulls or by those mills engaged in' making woolen dress goods which today returns any profit in I its manufacture. On the contrary, many " manufacturers are keeping their em ployes busy at a serious loss to their own , interest. The jobber or distributor is in a peculiar situation; he does not know whether to purchase domestic or foreign ' woolens, and awaits the election of Har- rison or Cleveland before he makes a de- l cision. He therefore gives in the mean- time but a fraction of his usual order to ' bridge over election day. The situation is also a dangerous one for some of these distributors, inasmuch as. the enactment of the Mills bill means their inevitable failure where their capital is limited. -inis is a plain statement of fact. The election of Harrison means the sure con- i tinuance of the manufacture nf Trnolens in the United States and the starting up of a great amount of machinery now idle or being stopped for lack of orders; it jaMcs thetBuaznaat. at good wagga, of I nunareas orcfiousanas or men ana women (hitherto kept almost constantly busy under the protective system); it means that many more avenues will speedily be 'opened for tho employment of laborers, -spinners and weavers on woolen goods; it means that the busy hum of the spindio will be heard from the Tuscaloosa to the Kennebec. The Press believes that it is within bouuds when it prophesies that moro than one-half of tho woolen machinery now running on goods for men's wear will be silent, making more than 50,000 idle workmen within sixty days if Grover Cleveland is elected. Labor must surely bear its share of the blow. A dearth of orders already exists as a direct result of the President's message and the agitation of the Mills bill. This fact no theory of Cleveland's can explain away. Neither the manufacturer nor tho distributor can afford to carry a pound or a yard of un necessary woolen stuffs in his stock in view of tho catastrophe which must fol low Cleveland's election. The decision, wage earners, is in your hands. Yen are the arbiter. .So you de cide for Harrison, protection and employ ment, or for Cleveland, free trade and the inevitable idleness of yourself and your fellow workmen in tho great woolen in dustries of this land. New York Press. FARMERS AND PROTECTION. Fallaelons Free Trade Arcntnents Wont Deceive the Aerlcalturist. Every free trader, from President Cleve land down, has been striving with might and main since last December to convince tho American farmer that he is being robbed and plundered by the protective tariff. The amount of misrepresentation, of sophistry, of fallacious argument and of downright lying that has been expend ed in this attempt would furnish a regi ment of Baron Muuchauseus with mate rial for their litcrarv labors for a lifetime. The trouble is that while this talk about Being robbed and burdened and ground into tho dirt by tariff taxation sounds very well, when tho American farmer gets to thinking tho question over he cannSt find where it is that ho is rob bed or maltreated. If ho be a middle aged man ho con. without any difficulty, tmce tho gradual decrease in "the cost of the things necessary for his use. Ho can tee that everything which he has to buy costs him less money than it used to, and he begins very soon'to doubt the truth of the free traders' oft repeated assertion chat the import duty increases the price of home made articles to the consumer Ho remembers, for example, that under free trado his wife's China tea set cost her '$3, while nowadays tho American chinaware of tho same kind can be bought for $2.39. It occurs to him that ho used to pay 7 a dozen for files and that now he can buy them for $2.80 a dozen. When it comes to blankets, clothes and such articles, ko calls to mind tho fact that they do not cost over one-half what they did iu freo trado times; and ho soon makes up his mind that the freo trado orator is cither a fool or a liar, and hi either case not a safo counselor. Gen.Raum. of Illinois, says that he re cently attended a meeting in Pope county in that state, which was composed almost entirely of fanners, having no manufac turing interests whatever, and yet they wero all outspoken in favor of protection. The same thing can bo said of certain com munities hi th:3 state. A correspondent has written us from a town hi the inte rior, which is scarcely more than a village, saying that a club has been formed there with a membership of nearly 800, nearly all of whom aro interested in agriculture ono way or another, and all of whom are for protection. And so it will bo all over the country. The American farmer is a man of brains, of intelligence, of reasoning powers; and ho is not going to be induced to cut his own throat in order to gratify somo imag inary spite against his countrymen who prefer something else to farming. Ho would rather feed them than ruin them, . and so long as he keeps of that mind he has no use for freo trade. San Francisco Chronicle.- Some' Protection Figures. What the protective tariff lias done for this country is forcibly shown in. a statis tical paper by Mr. Michael G. Mulhall". ono of tho ablest of living students of political economy. He demonstrates that tho total working power of the United States, man. horse and steam, is 80,454 fcot ton.t daily, against .W.OoO In tho United Kingdom. 30.::.') in Franco ami S7.220 in Germany. Tiio working energy of our people equals that of tho two great est of tho older nations combined. Mr. Mulhall predicts that the American cen sus of 1890 will show a population of G6, 000,090, .with .an aggregate energv of 100,000,000 of foot tons dailv and an ac cumulated wealth of " 070,000,000,000. "figures 'never before applicable to any nation in tho world." As Mr. Mulhall is a distinguished Englishman, it is cer tainly not because of prejudice that his figures cause him to argue so strongly for tho benefits of protection. Albany l. Y.) Journal. Dcinonracy and tSie Trusts. ' Tho Democratic platform condemned trusts and combinations that "rob tho body of our citizens," and Mr. Cleveland. iu his letter of acceptance, asserted that ! this declaration was "sincerely made, anc ; up member of our party will bo found ex ! cusing tho existence "or lelittling tho pernicious results- of these devices to I wrong the people." Ilowmuch sincerity j I there is in the Democratic party in this ! matter was shown in Washington vester- i day on Democratic authority. T ,...,,. r Grain, of Texas, who stated that since Aur. o- tT7elvo biUs dircctc.i .t J trusts have been referred to the committeo ou ways and means: If the sentiment of . tho platform quoted by Mr. Cleveland was ! "sincerely made,'" the public would liko to j see the non-action that Mr. Crain com- plains of explained. Sir. Mills ought to obligo it in his next political speech. , New York Tribune. The Uiud of a Surplus We All Want. "Ah," said the tariff reformer, "if vou will only consider this, my friend.. You save seventeen cents a. day" in the cost of living under my system." "True," replied tho far seeing working man; "but I lose $1 in wages. What do you call the eightv-three cents that I don't get?" "Why, my dear sir. that is your sur plus, and the object of my reform is to remove the surplus." "Oh. I see," said the farsecing working-, man. as he walked- to 'tho polls and voted the straight Republican ticket his guar antee of home, health and comfort. New York Press. Foreigners the CeneSriaries. The discovery that tho Mills bill would put millions of dollars into the coffers of tho Dominion government by tho repeal of tho duty on lumber need occasion no surprise. Tho wholo effect of tho Mills bill is to put money rate the pocket s of for eigners. Indianapolis Journal. Syrap of Figs Is Nature's own true laxative. It is the most easily taken, and the most effective remedy known to Cleanse the System when Bilious or Costive; to dispel Head aches. Colds and Fevers: to cure Habit- ual Constipation, Indigestion, Piles, etc. "Manufactured only by the California Fig Syrup Company, San Francisco, Cal. For aleorJy by Dowty & Beeher. 27-y A Novelette in rah. THE SITUATION-. While the fish were in the ocean and the country in commotion, wily Joseph took a notion that he'd do and die; he took a sail; And o'er many a costly supper did himself and Sir Charles Tupper fabricate an easy crupper for the harried Lion's tail- For the senators unstrangled and the cau dal member dangled, and by frequent pullings mangled, till its beauty was no more. And, indeed, twas necessary that the senators so merry should be shut off. in fact, very for the tail was getting sore. THE TREATY. So with Bayard's help they framed it and quite garrulous declaimed it, and when questioned went and blamed it on desires for mutual peace. I And o'er bumpers big of stingo all -hands laughed at Bayard s jingo, .and in then peculiar lingo said theyhad our states men's fleece. And the president waxed pensive as he , thought of votes extensive got by methods inexpensive from the fisher 1 men of Maine; And his wholo administration tried to havo the Yankee nation take up Jo seph's invitation; sure, he thought we were insane! THE SEKATOBS. Then the senate had its innings, and it iumped on Bayard's shillings, and the iion got no "winnings in the long, winded debates. Holy smoke! It was a wonder how retali ation thunder was directed at the blunder of the cabinet heavy weights. So the treaty was rejected in a way that much reflected on tho way that Grove expected to catch Anglo-maniac votes 7 With tho Democrats abusing and Repub licans enthusing, it was really quite amusing to reporters taking notes. THE PRESIDENT. Then thought Grover, "Now I wonder, can I steal somebody's thunder? Tho Republicans 111 plunder!" So he set his wits to work. Whilo the senate was a-fighting, he his message was inditing, tho Canadians inviting to take water where fish lurk. "Onr relations we will sever. It is better lato than never! Now admit that I am clever!" was tho burden of his song. Do you hear the Lion roaring, as the Eagle high is soaring? Is the "Union Jack" a-lowering! Bet your boots there's nothing wrong! Leonard Wales in Chicago News. The Letter They Couldn't Get. "Say," said the chairman of the Dem ocratic national campaign committee as he came into headquarters hurriedly, "who was that man isaw coming out of here a minute ago with a uniform on?' "Letter carrier," replied tho private secretary. "What did he want in here. I'd like to know!" demanded the Democratic cap tain. "Ho had a letter, for us." "Ha, is that so? Er contribution to the campaign fund or" To rr V? .. i " I "I don't know," said the secretary rue- ' iuui,a uo urruuuieu uu ino iuit) wjiu 11 U J j il...i.i:..l his fingers. "There was two cents duo on it. and all I had was one cent; so he wouldn't givo it to me. He said I could get it at tho post office any time when I called with tho full amount." "That's too bad," said the chairman ' slowly, as he rubbed his nose; "and I I can't help you out any this morning, either. I s'pose we'll have to raise the money somenow. Still, I don't know as it is worth while, after all: no one would Probably it was only from somo Democrat abusing us for some thing we havo done or have'nt done," and the chairman sighed heavily and took a volume of Topper's poems out of his pocket. New York Tribune. rree 'sreae and I'anperUm. The statistics of pauperism in the United ; States and in Europe show. an amazing . contrast. According to the census of 1880 the number of persons hi almshouses hi this country was 88.665, and tho number of outdoor paupers 21,598, a total of 110. 2K) out of a population of 51,000,000. Great Britain, with a population of 85, COO.OOO. maintained 764,155 paupers in England and Wales, 416.982 in Ireland and 91.0D1 in. Scotland, according to the latest returns 18S5. A total of 1,292,228 paupers in tho free- trade country and 110,263 in a protected country! In no part of the civilized world is so small a portion of the population dependent upon cliarity as in the United States. Our sys tem of government is the freest and the b:-st. and no wonder the sufferers iu for eigu lands seek refugo and a chance to matce a Tress. living among us. New York A Home Market for Homo Products. Tho Republican party holds that a pro tcctivo tariff is constitutional', wholesome and necessary. Wo do not offer a fixed schedule, but a principle. We will revise tho schedule, modify rates, but always with an intelligent prevision as to. the eucct upon domestic production and the wages of our working people. We believe it to bo ono of the worthy objects of tariff legislation to preservo tho American mar ket for American producers and to mam tain tho American scale of wages by adequate discriminating duties upon for eign competing products. The effect of lower rates and larger importations upon tho public revenue is contingent and doubtful, but not so tie effect upon, American - production end American wages. Gen. Harrison. Cnarw tii In,, Interadtteat Fever. Residence in valleys or on lowlands through which or upon which cold air. flows at night, and thui causes insidious changes in the atmospheric temperature, favors. intermittent fever. In our climate those measures, such as drainage, which enable the soil to retain warmth, during tho night, and thus reduce tho dailv range cf temperature immediately over such soil, tend to decrease intermittent- fever among residents thereon. In the cure and prophylaxis of intermittent fevar those remedies are useful which lessea torpidity (especially of tho liver) and tend to increase tho power of the body to react promptly to insidious changes in atmos pheric temperature. Science. Owing- to Clrcnasstances. A man "stops" at a hotel when he lodges for one night; ho "stays" when he is well fixed: ho "puts up" when he is given a sky parlor; he is a "guest of the landlord" "when ha does not pay. New Orleans Times. The President's Fool Friends. Henry George, the freest of free trad ers, out-Herods Herod. He says: "I stand en Cleveland's side and ask you to 'aid hi his re-election. I am a free trader ab folutely. I say, abolish tho tariff alto gether." It is feared that the president is just now suffering from a severeattack send anything of anv Importance by mail , now. mrougu pomicai circumstances, iuthe condition tho service is in at pros- thxongli tho progress of general intclU cnt. Probably it was only another letter ud through tho conquests o: tech- of tool menda. at. ratunoBar Csiimbrw Contrtbntlenv The Enquirer's correspondent denies that Cleveland himself subscribed $10,000 to the fund for his own ro-election, but says that Myrou II. Bangs gave the $10. 000. Cleveland having previously sold him a fat government contract on condi tion that he was to contribute that amount to' the campaign. Well, that does clear up tho matter. Cleveland doesn't give $10,000 of his own money, but effects a sort of bargain and solo with Bangs through which tho latter is to con tribute that amount out of money ab stracted from tho treasury. It is to bs liopcd The Enquirer will continue its good work of defending Cleveland. Ohio Mate JournaL Another Democratic Mess. According to a leading administration organ. The Now York Herald, tho Chinese treaty has been rejected by the Chincso government simply because of the hide cent hasto with which the exclusion bill proposed by Scott, ono of Cleveland's most powerful and prominent supiorters. was rushed through congress. This makes ono moro miserable mess for Bayard and Cloveland to odd to their long list of blun ders in dealing with foreign "nations. If tho situation of tho United States wero not such that it is isolated from most in ternational complications overy patriot might well tremblo for his country with the present administration hi control - at Washington. Cleveland Leader. The Best Vie for the Surplus. Our public debt amounts to $1,840,000,- C00; tho interest bearing debt is $1,100.- 000.000. In 1891 $250,000,000 bonds fall due. and iu 1C07 S737.S00.CC0 bonds. Tho surplus in this vear amounts to $19,000, 000. Wo will have to bo very economi cal in order to meet these debts. He who is not of tho opinion that a public debt is a blessing must admit that Mr. Harrison is right when ho states that tho best uso of a surplus, if there be one, is to reduco the public debt. Cincinnati Volksblatt (German). What Protection Has Done. Under a protective tariff California has increased her raisin output from 5.000 . boxes in 1870 to 1,000,000 boxes in" 1 887, I and to 1,200,000 boxes in 1S88. The Dem- ocratic party can't stand too much pros ' perity, and so passed the Mills bill iu the house, which reduces tho tariff on foreign raisins half a cent a pound. Sacramento 'Bee. Go to Ireland, We Have No Uso for Yon. A Democratic free trado paper says clothes aro not cheap enough in this couu , try, "A good suit of ciothe3," it says, "can be bought in Ireland for $0.56." Then why don't you go to Ireland! That's just the place for you. The "condition" thcro exactly fits "your theory cheaper clothes and starvation wages. Cleveland Paper. For V.'ase Workers to Study. Tho report of Carroll D. Wright. United. States commissioner of labor, shows that the average wages of. employes in woolen mills in the United States was $1.49 per day, against 8S cents per day in British mills. (Annual report for 18SG, pa;o 22G.) Wo defy any freo trader to show how American manufacturers, even with free Kwool. could compete with British maun facturers without an - equalization of wages. Minneapolis Journal. Esw Material. i There are very few raw materials which arc not produced or could not be produced in tho United States. Free trade in raw material, as President Cleveland wants means to wndeinn half of our work j a ..-. - l! """" """ " "T IBIlUOn "" ' fc, - rm v via lOiUlOiD ifwtof lSi4 Af nw 4 sowjw to idleness. Cincinnati volksblatt (Ger I man). Thirty Tears KehSnff ilie limes. The fault of honest freo traders i. e., such men as aro enthusiastic for freo t trado without being specially interested in Cleveland's ro-election is that they .do not take the changed conditions in "the ' world into consideration. What was a sound commercial theory thirty years ago nieal domains, become perfectly unpructi- i col. Cincinnati voliisblatt. I Who KeajM the DencOt? I Tho Mills bill retains a tarifT of CO per " cent, on sugar and 100 per cent, on rico. Is this done in order to reduce tho neccs ; saries of life? None but tho. sugar lordsv. as tar as wo can see, uerivo a benefit from it. unless it be President Cleveland, to wuose re-ciection ineso gentlemen con tribute liberally. Cincinnati Volksblatt (German). They Will Do It. You Know. Tho mugwumpish New York Evening Post consumes itself with excitement over tho fact that Blaine was recently hissed in a Republican convention in Maine. We belie vo there is' no statutory provision against the hissing of geese. Berpeuts or Democrats. St.- Paul Pioneer Press. Their Scheme. The free traders propose to mako tho cation rich by compelling it to send ell its money away tortho purchase of for tign prv.'ucls. Ohio State JournaL Itetrltched His Change A man in Nashville. Tenn.. began to think himself bewitched and to stand in danger of arrest as a counterfeiter as well Tho troublo was that silver money would. go into his pocket all right and Como out unmistakably bad. and there was a prcttv how d'ye do till ho recalled 'that shortly before ho had pocketed tho broken bulb of a thermometer, and the quicksilver from it" was what ailed hU coin. Chicago Herald. "Did n't Know 't was Loaded" May do for a stupid boy's excuse, but what can be said fur the parent who Hees his child languishing daily and f.iiis to recognize the want of a lomi- and blood-purifier? 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