mn foMtral VOL. XIX.-NO. 9. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20, 1888. WHOLE NO. 945. CMnmte COLUMBUS STATE BANK. COLUMKUS, NEK. Cash Capital $75,000. DIRECTORS: LEANDER GERRARD. Pres't, OHO. W. 11ULS1'. Vice Pres't. JULIUS A. RKKD. It. H. 1IKNRY. .1. K. TASKER. Cashier. Hank of MepoNlt. IMhoui mad ExchaBRf. Collection 1-ronaplly ale oh 11 Points. Iy latcreNt o Time epo- llM. OF COLUMBUS, NEB. CAPITAL STOCK, $50,000. OFFICERS: ftlI.811UlilOS,lWt. W. A. MoAIiUSTKU. Vice Pros'. ROBERT UHLIG. Cashier, DANIEL SCHRAM, Ass't Cash. DIRECTORS: J. P. BECKER. H. V. II. OKHLR1CH. JONAS WELCH. CARL HELNKL. II. M. W1NSLOW. o Thin Hank transact a regular Bunking Rai ness, will allow interest on time dei.sits, make collections, buy or sell exchange on United State, anil Enrol', nuil buy "ml bell available securities. We shall bo llea-ed to receive jmr business. We Bolicit jour patronage. We guarantee- satis faction In all business iiitntnt.il i" 'iir care. dec2H-i7 XT-OR TIIE CALL ON- A. & M.TURNER Or . W. K1III.ER, I'raveliBK alemtiH. tSTThee organs are first-class in every par ticular, ami so guaranUvd. SCMIFFROTH & PLITH, DKALKIIB IX WIND MILLS, AND PUMPS, Buckeye Mower, combined, Self Binder, wire or twine. Piaps Repaired on short notice EVOne door west of Heintz's Drng Store. 11th street. Columbus. Neb. lnovsrt-tf HENRY GASS. TJTSTIDEIITAKEII ! COFFINS AND METALLIC CASES AND DKALKRIN Furniture, Chairs, Bedsteads, Bu reaus. Tables, Safes. IionnBes, Ac. Picture Frames and Mouldings. ISP Repairing of all kinds of Uphol stery Goods. 6-tf COLUMBUB. NEBRASKA. PATENTS Caveats and Trade Marks obtained, and all Pat ent bnsines conducted for MODKItATh-, K hWj. ODB OFFICE IS OPPOSITE U. S. PATENT OFFICE. We haw no sul-uwneiw, all business direct, hence we can tniiis-xet iKitont business in less time and tit LESS COST than those remote from Washington. Send model, drawinK. oi ihoto, witli tlescmi tion. We advise if patentable or not, free or chaise. Our fee not due till patent is Moored. A book, How to Obtain Patents," with refer ences to actual clienta in your Mate, county fir town, sent free. ., QW & Opposite Patent Office, Washington, D. C. COHmCUL w WKJwBrmlT! m WESTEI COTTAGE OMAN jtttt! GERMANY'S SC1I00LS. THE GRADES IN THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM OF THE EMPIRE. Social aud Scholastic Distinctions Blgldly Enforced Vigorous Discipline Main tained l'oliteness Toward Teacher. The .Switch an Assistant Bad Marks. Private schools aro but fow in Germany compared to their number in this country, and most parents Bend their children to the government schools. These aro divided into various kinds, according to the studies and to the social conditions of tho students gymnasia, attended by boys who propose pursuing classic studies; real schools, devoted to mathematics and eco nomical studies rather than to classics (the word real-studlenM means essential, economical or polytechnical studies); higher burger schools (citizens' schools), where tho prices for attendance aro oven smaller than tho very modest ones paid in the two first numed: lower burger schools, for sons of still loss wealthy people; aud, at last, f reo schools, whose students pay nothing. Tho girls have higher daughter schools, where tho instruction and prices are high est, though tho latter are very moderate, indeed. Next in rank aro tho plain daughter schools: while such young ladies as camiot pay any school money at all attend, like their brothers, thoso anomalously called free schools. SOCIAL DISTINCTIONS. You see. there is a most orthodox dis tinction between "higher daughters" and the girls who must be satisfied with being "daughters" without the adjective. There being but a slight difference between tho extent and number of studies taught In cither kind of school, it is plain that the distinction made is caused by social pro j udice The students of the gymnasia are never at peace with those of the real schools, but admit them to be their equals. They treat tho boys of tho burger schools with contempt, and this without going into the details of higher or lower. But for a gymnasiast to walk with or talk to a boy of a free school, or to have anything to do with him, except fighting, would bo considered by parents, teachers and com panions on unbecoming and offensively low conduct. Tho girls, too, have pro nounced opinions as to the proper sphere for a "higher daughter" or for a "lower" ono. or for one who is neither higher nor lower, but so 3xceedingly poor as to be called "freo." Froo from pride and pre judice, I suppose. A German boy enters tho lowest class of the gymnasium, called "Sexta," when ho is about 8 years of ago. The next class is called "Quinta." then "Quarta." "Ter tia." "Secunda" and "Prima." When he has toiled through all of these he tries to pass tho very dililcult "Abiturienten ex amcu." Ue has uow an exclusive and thorough education, and may enter a uni vexsity If ho has successfully passed tho examination ho is tlwn allowed to become a soldier. That is to say, he would have to join tho army anyway, but when ho lias attended the gymnasium or real school up to "Secunda. ' he intera tho ranks as a "volunteer." being only compelled to serve during one year, and in Germany to be forced to be a soldier for no longer than one year may bo considered equal to volun teering In any other country. RIGOttOUS DISCIPLINE. I have mentioned die rigorous discipline of German schools. This discipline can be maintained only by tho co-operation of the parents with the teachers. A well regu lated system of regard and punishment, with a careful surveillance, holds the boyti under control. If a parent does not agree with some of the severe penalties inflicted upon the boy his son is apt to be expelled for fear of his undermining the discipline. School begins about 7 a.m. At five min utes past that hour tho doors are closed and thoso who aro late aro not admitted, but punished tho next day The boys await their teachers in their respective class rooms. When the teacher enters they all riso as one boy and never think of sitting down before the teacher motions them to do so. When ho leaves they go through tho 6ame ceremony. When a boy is asked a question ho rises and remains standing until ho is through. No student daro to omit lifting his cap when meeting any teacher of the school on tho street. Tho teachers of all classes up to "Tertla" aro furnished with a reed or switch, which is a cheap and ever ready assistant. A refractory boy is ordered to stretch his hand out. the palm upward, and before he knows it he has got such a whack as will beat an entire Latin grammar at once into his head. It is not Invariably through tho hand, however, that science and literature are made to enter a boy's brain. Some teach ers consider the ears to be the best me dium, while others give preference to the boys" backs as presenting the broadest surface. Dad marks are given as tho lightest punishment, with the silent un derstanding that two of them be equal to one thrashing. When a boy is kept in after schooltlmo his parents are at once notified of the fact. Not unfrequently a parent gets a notice that his son is to stay at school, not for a certain number of hours, but of days. Every school has a jail, called "Career." From one to eight or more days of school prison is a punish ment for graver offenses. If incurred re peatedly, tho boy is expelled. This pun islimcnt deprives him from being admitted to any othcrpubiic school throughout the country While in tho school jau the boy has to pay for his board. He is then In charge of the porter or "custos" of tho school. Philadelphia Times. PITH AND POINT OF POLITICS. Some Sharp Skirmish Shooting Before the Opening of the Battle. To secure an old timo Republican victory :hero must be an old timo devotion to Re publican prinSples. Chicago Inter Ocean. The Republican candidate for president this year is going to bo nominated by tho Republican party, and not by the Mug wump Inquisition. This is for the benefit of whom it may concern. Philadelphia Press. y When the Mugwump editors praise Cleveland their matter reads as if it was written against space. Baltimore Ameri can. Grover Cleveland would like to win without New York. lie knows that this state has no Interest in him. Buffalo Commercial. A new broom sweeps clean, and there never was a cleaner sweep than the new federal machine has made. Rochester Post-Express. Pauperized American labor and freo whisky are tho two great panaceas which the Democratic party is now asking tho American people to swallow. Oswego Times. The Cleveland administration is gradu ally throwing off its disguise. It is com ing before theDeoDle.s.aafiituid onk Tree trade party. TnesnuallU is but one step in the programme. Speeches in support of the Mills bill have the real freo trade ring. San Francisco Call (Ind. Dem.) The "solid south" stands by Cleveland just as it stood by Pierce and by Bu chanan, because ho is a northern Demo crat of inferior type, who will do the sonth's bidding. buffalo Commercial. William L. Scott is spoken of as the next chairman of the Democratic Na tional committee. Mr. Scott is said to have no superior in the art of spending money in politics to the best advantage. Probably the next campaign will be tho biggest boodle campaign on record. ihu- i adelphia Inquirer. Who would have predicted six years ago that tho national Democratic party j would have been compelled to rally around Grover Cleveland a man who at that time i was as absolutely ignorant of national ! Issues as a man well could be? Buffalo ; Commercial. It is said that Secretary Bayard feels hurt at the majority report on the fishery treaty. We shoula think he would be so accustomed by this time to being sat upon that an additional experience of that kind would not disturb him. St. Louis Globe Democrat. The contest for tho prise medal for Democratic frankness lies between Henry Watterson, of Kentucky, and Senator Eustis. uf Louisiana, with the latter three or four laps in the lead. CoL Watterson candidly admits that the negro vote at tho south is suppressed, while Senator Eustis not only admits that it is suppressed, but defends and boasts of it. Philadelphia Press (Rep.) A CHAT WITH BISMARCK. An Incident of the Franco-Prussian War. Editor Halstead. In tho early morning we walked about the townlet and entered the ancient church. A pale French priest said mass tremulously for a few women draped in black. Emerging, we passed a white house, and saw, as if framed ir the open window, the king of Prussia. J the Ideal transformations ho had undergone in portraiture on my way from Paris, alike the horns and the halos, had vanished; here was the same bland and blonde old man, rosy with the morning air at his open window. We bowed, and the king answered with a wave of his hand. The women from the church were passing, and it occurred to me as hardly safe for the king to run the risk of a Corday pistoleuse. A columnar individual appeared at the king's door, with upheld linger desiring approach. There was but one man in Europe with that head and front Bismarck. lie said with a pleasant and somewhat humorous tone, glancing at our civilian dress, "May I ask where you are from, gentlemen, ondyourdestination?" "We are Americans," I said; I think Halstead added, "just from France." Bismarck opened our credentials lazily, but I could see his eye fixed like a solar microscope upon them. He welcomed us cordially, saying they desired the course of the war chron icled for the world, for no country rather than the United States. "You might not expect that from such a conservative as I am supposed to bo." Our papers, he said, would secure us the good will of German officers. Should we need food wo might apply at the king's headquarters. We must be careful not to fee French fami lies where we might be quartered; that might cause dissatisfaction among the soldiers who could not pay. The families furnish accounts for all services, which would be paid. He also admonished us not to cany arms; otherwise if captured we might suffer as combatants. This was all said in excellent English. Ho made no inquiry about our experi ences in France. To his ooestion whether ho could do anything tor us, '.Halstead said tho one thing he needed was a horse; ho would pay largely for one. "We are here," said Bismarck, "a nation on horse back, and I fear the horse is just whet we cannot supply." Halstead said, with his serious smile, "It seems a little hard that the one thing a man needs and is ready to Eay for is precisely the thing he can't avo." "Haven't you generally found that the case through ilf et ' said Bismarck, quietly. Ho introduced us to one or two officers, and as we left the king waved his hand again. I was pleased with Bis marck's voice and manner. He was frank and without egotism. Moncure D. Con way in The Cosmopolitan. Education of the Brain. The brain can be trained just like the hand. This is the great subject of educa tion. An empty head is an evil head; an untrained brain is a mischievous brain. The brain must bo used all round, and perhaps the greatest danger of school education at present is that the memory is cultivated principally or almost alone. It is not walking encyclopedias that do good in the world, but skilled brains, able to think and not merely to remember. No teaching is likely to bo of much perman ent value which does not exercise other faculties of the mind, the reflection and judging powers, the power of giving un divided attention and the power of taking pains. Interest in the work is essential to true progress, and the most enduring knowledge Is that which we teach our selves. Imagination should be stimulated by wholesome and stirring stories and all the wealth of poetry; and the will should bo educated by forcing ourselves to do our duties promptly even when disagreeable, as they so often aro. Habits are largely the result of train ing; the same part of the brain is used over and over again; the nervous energy travels the same set of fibers from the same center time after time, until ulti mately it passes without any centr 1 and almost unconsciously. The painful fforts of learning an art in the end give an un noticed mastery over it. Here is the danger of self indulgence in any vice. C. H. Pollock, M. D., it The Chautauquan. Sarah Bernhardt at Work. The amount of work which Sarah Bern hardt has to get through dally would be enough to kill anybody but a fashionable actress. Never home from the theatre before 1 o'clock in the morning, she is to be seen in her atelier as soon as there is light enough to work busy finishing her three busts for the next salon. After a hasty breakfast a mere apology for a meal she drives off to the theatre to re hearse "Therese Baquin" and the other new pieces hi which she is to appear in the Course of liar appwiMirnlng profnainnl tour. While her own drama was In prep aration at the Odeon she had, after her long morning drudgery, to spend her af ternoon in the superintendence, of the re hearsals; and. not content with the ordi nary method of coaching the performers by way of advice and suggestion, she practically went through the roles her self as she conceived them on each occa sion. And, after a day thus spent in ceaseless toll, there was still the work of the evening t face her performance In M. Sardou's drama at the Porte St. Mar tin. Now that her own piece is off her hands she will have a little less to do, and she is quite radiant at the prospect of having "only fifteen hours' worst a day" for some time to come. St. James' Gazette. .A Sni nasnil gaOnre. Coir esteemed Mugwump contemporary. The Boston Herald, complacently remarks that Mr. Cleveland has done well "except as a civil reformer," which is a large and comprehensive reservation with a fence around it. It recalls the big footed girl who tried to put Cinderella's slipper on and gleefully exclaimed: "I've got it on all hut tho liaoL" Philadelphia Press. TAKE CARE OF YOUR EYES GOOD ADVICE GIVEN BY A NEW YORK OCUUST. It Is Bare That a Specialist Finds m Perfect Eye Bow the Eye Should Be Looked After Bathing the Eyes Con tagious Diseases. It seldom happens that a New York street car makes a trip from its stable to the terminus of its route without carry ing at least ono person under 40 years of age who wears glasses at least when he reads. This will give the uninitiated some idea of the prevalence of impaired eyesight. In a cafo near Madison square tho other evening a reporter counted eight spectacled young men out of "twelve sit ting at five tables in one end of theroomi. With a view of learning the cause of this widespread weakness in the visual organs of the young men of this generation, the reporter sought Dr. George S. Norton, of tho Now York Ophthalmic college, a well known authority upon that subject of medical practice. "It is rare that a specialist finds a per fect eye," ho said. "In nearly every in stance some defect is found. The most common complaints aro myopia and hyper tnytropla, or noar and far sightedness, as thoy are commonly called. Tho former is increasing, but the hitter is not. although the latter is for more prevalent just at present. The care of the eyes is far more Important than most men realize. The improper use of eyes which are weak re sults hi a variety of complaints. It often causes headaches, depression and some times nervous prostration. These can generally be remedied if not cured by the uso of glasses. In the purchase of glasses the sufferer cannot be too carefuL The use of glasses that are Improperly ad justed to the eye is oftentimes moro in jurious than helpfuL Another common complaint is called astigmatism, which consists of the irregular curvature of the cornea. In such cases one part of the eye may be myopic while the other is hyper mytroplc. To avoid this, glasses must be used with lenses specially ground for the purpose." CITS Or GOOD ADVICE. "How should the eyes be taken care oft" "That depends entirely upon circum stances. Each man's oyes differ from those of his fellow No two pairs are alike. Here aro a few simple directions in cases of accident which would be well follow. When a cinder or any foreign substance gets into the eye, never rub the eye. Wait a moment, then gently open and close tho lid; the tears which follow tikis operation will usually wash out the in truding substance. However, should it refuse to go. turn up the lid under which tho substance is and remove it with a soft handkerchief. If the substance becomes imbedded hi tho corner, or eyeball, go to a physician immediately In bathing the eyes it makes no material difference, as has been alleged, whether they aro rubbed toward the nose or from it. It is inju dicious, however, to allow water to enter tho eye, as this act may engender disease. It should never bo allowed except under skilled advice. Do not uao the eyes after they are tired. They should be rested, if only for a moment. Avoid the use of the eyes while traveling in a railway carriage or In a poor light. Do not work with tho head bent low. Use a sloping desk when writing Never allow tho light to shine In your eyes while working; let it come over the left shoulder, if possible. If this cannot be accomplished wear a'shade. Avoid the uso of colored glasses unless under competent advice, except when ex posed to bright light, such as the glare of the sun upon snow or water. Then they may be used with great benefit. London smoked glasses, or blue, are the only colors that should be worn under these circumstances. Avoid holding a book, when reading, too near the eyo, as the nearer it Is hold tho greater tho strain. On the other hand, do not hold it far away, as then the strain is even greater. Contagion is the mest fertile cause of the spread of external diseases, especially granular lids. This Is most generally the case in public institutions, where children live and sleep together, and often wash themselves In the same water. Isolation is tho only known method for preventing the spread of this disease. A normal eye should be perfectly strong and not become easily tired. It should not require the use of glasses until the age of 40 or 45 has been reached. By the use of proper glasses they bhould remain strong indefinitely. A far sighted man requires glasses for reading much earlier than a man who is near sighted. When a person does not need glasses for reading at 60 years of age it proves conclusively that he must have been near sighted in his youth. New York Mall and Express. The Staves of China. The question will naturally arise in many minds how these vast numbers are maintained and controlled in servitude Tho answer 1b that all people are taught obedienco to the head of the family, whether that person is the real parent or whether he merely stands in loco parentis. The teachings of parents, of the schools, of the books of religion, and of the gov ernment, are all In favor of such obedi ence and submission. There can be no living In China outside of a family. To be a nobody's child is to be an outcast, and hunted like the wolf on the mountains. In order to live in a house, to travel on the highways or byways, to buy food or clothing, to get employment or shelter, government pass is absolutely necessary, and that is always based upon a family pass. All law, all the officials and all the people of a vast and densely populated country are joined against any fugitive from a family. In addition to all these the terrors of re ligion and superstition are brought to bear to enforce obedience to the family law. It is implicitly believed that those who are disobedient in this world or outside tho family association will be wanderers and outcasts through all the worlds to come. It is the terrors of this belief that make the victim of the Chinese family authority go uncomplainingly to the lin gering, but sure death of the guano islands of Peru; to the pestiferous rice and cane fields of Cuba; and it is theso terrors of the future which make the un fortunate slave girls endure lives of shame and infamy in foreign countries, where by raising a hand they could be freed. San Francisco Chronicle. Chefs and Their Assistants. One has to look outside the private houses, no matter how grand they may appear, to find complete kitchens. Their number is confined to the hotels and swell restaurants. The force of a com plete kitchen embraces a chef, who ought. tt .the same time, to be a mattre d'hote!, amThaVe chargebf the" choice antTpreparu tiou of dishes, and of the adornment of tho table and dining room without ever having to put a hand to any of the cook ing, unless ho chooses to prepare some sauce of which he is the designer, or to garnish a dish, as aomo happy notion seizes him. The chef in a European palace or castle is an artist and not a workman. The most he does Is to prepare sauces, dress maits. and beautify and make attractive entrees and cold dishes, dividing all rough and heavy work among his assistants In such an establishment there is a sevw-.d cook, what you might call a meat .-ook. who prepares the principal disho. :m entre metier, who has to do with th :. lie made dishes, the preparation of croquets, frying of potatoes or hashing of them with cream ; hi fact, who prepares all vegetables and does the frying. Then there should be a pastry cook to look after all tho sweets. But we must go elsewhere than New York to find any such kitchen establishments in private houses. New York Sun. The Porter of Havana. Seated at a little table not more than two feet square, well within the shade of the cool entradas of the better private residences and all public buildings, will be seen a strangely grim and quiet person, who is usually the only figure in tho fore ground of a lovely picture comprising songful court, interior galleries, wondrous marbles and colored glasses, tropical birds and flowers. This is the portero. Though the household depends upon this man for all wise protection and safety, he is not of It, and he seems to sit eternally at his little table, oblivious to everything save his oc casional immediate duties, rolling out cigarettes as though his very life depended upon this task alono. His livelihood prac tically does, for, though a faithful sort of animal, he is poorly paid. The many thousand porteros of Havana have become on important factor in cigarette manufact ure. For each 6,000, which in a wheel like package are called una tarea. they re ceive un escudo, a sum equal to nineteen shillings in American money. Edgar L. Wakeman in New York Mail and ExpresK. Several Groundless Superstitions. There are thousands who believe it is healthy to rise early in the niornlrtg; whereas it is a hygienic crime for a man to get up before he wants to. The desire to sleep late in the morning is one of na ture's most emphatic intimations that more timo is needed for repairs. For a man to go to work in the morning in a sleepy, semi-comatose condition is simply gradual suicide. There is another pop ular delusion that a man should stop eat ing while he is yet hungry. He might as well stop breathing before his lungs are filled. Hunger is tho barometer that tells the state of the stomach. A man is never hungry unless he ought to eat. There is another delusion that night air is un healthy as if any one could get anything but night air at night. There is really no air so unhealthy as day air bottled op and kept until night There has been no way discovered for preserving air like huckleberries by bottling. Yankee Blade. Railroad Building In Tennessee. A smart citizen of Tennessee was in New York a few days ago to see about raising money for a proposed railroad line down in his country, and when asked to explain, he said: "There's no explanation about tt. This Is to be a railroad 200 miles long." "But about the company." "Oh, that's been organized and all the officers elected. "What's the capital?" "Fifty million dollars." "How much stock has been token? "About $300 worth." "What, only $300 worthy "That's all, mister, and if you fellers down here will only pitch in and gobble up the rest of it, we'll go ahead and niako things hum." Texas Sittings. Cleveland Abandoned" as a Reformer. There were a large number of votes given to Mr. Cleveland four years ago that be has done much to alienate. If the elec tion to coino were to be decided upon his civil service record .much of the enthusi asm that was in the independent support beforo accorded him would be missing, and there are not a few men who were a part of this who would decline to repeat their action. Boston Herald (Mugwump). An Unacrupulous'PoUtlcal Machine. The prompt and effective manner in ! tha admlniatratlnn ha dAfnatAd those Democratic candidates for congress i who wcro onnoscd to free trade is another proof of the hypocrisy of the civil service reform pretensions of President Cleveland. This country never saw a more unscrupu lous political machine than the Democratic party has made of our national govern ment. Cleveland Leader. A'Word About tCabbagea, It Is not well to have cabbages follow cabbages on the same ground; the plan is like to result In "club foot." Lime Is beneficial to the whole cabbage family. The richer the soil and the better its preparation, the larger and heavier will be each head of cabbage. No crop re sponds more promptly to generous culti vation than does the cabbage. The plants should be pushed by frequent stirring of the soIL Salt" for Swine. Salt Is placed first In importance as a preventive of cholera among swine by an old Kentucky breeder. He claims that salt, of all substances. Is the best pro moter of digestion as well as an antidote against worms. This breeder has adopted the plan of salting all his animals in water tight troughs, keeping a supply of salt an nand continually. He also feeds some charcoal with the salt to swine that are closely penned, and gives ashes occa sionally under all conditions. A Philadelphia firm of soap manufact urers have a kettlo that holds 471,000 pounds of liquids and six kettles that hold 150,000 pounds each. A rural youth calls the new district school marm "Experience," because she Is a dear teacher. Detroit Free Press. Charge of the light brigade The yearly appropriation demanded for the caro of the Btreet lamps. Boston Budget. Cleveland Greater Than Buchanan. Buchanan could not coerce a state, but Cleveland can coerce the whole Demo cratic party into nominating him. Phila delphia Inquirer. Syrup of Figs Is Nature's own true laxative. It is the most easily taken, and the most effective remedy known to Cleanse the System when Bilious or Costive; to dispel Head aches, Colds and Fevers; to cure Habit ual Constipation, Indigestion, Piles, etc. Manufactured only by the California Fig Syrup Company, San Francisco, Cal. For ate only by Dowty & Becher. 27-y THOUGHTS. Thoughts do not aesd the 70 0710 8078001; Like subtle ngatalag; not Mke bird Thejr speak from soul eaeoL Hide In your heart a Utter thought, SOU It has power to Ulghtt Think Love. an, tho yoaaneak R not. it gives the world i -Ella V. heeler Wilcox In : Old People Are DiSWrent. Old men cronies are among the most in teresting studies in life; young men have no particular depth of friendship about them as a rule. If they quarrel, there's an end, and probably they will never come together again. They don't quarrel al ways; they let one another go and have no more interest. Old people are different. When thoy quarrel they have a lively old quarrel. They abuse one another and are' very rabid for awhile. Then they meet accidentally and In a minute they aro just as they were. They have forgot ten their fight, what it was about, and the only danger in any allusion to it Is that each apologizes to the other so strongly that It ends in another quarrel. San Francisco Chronicle "Undertones." Characteristics Which Surround Old Age An English physician, who has investi gated the characteristics and surround tags of centenarians, says he found that the average qualities were a good faniUy history, a well made frame, of average stature, spare rather than stout, robust, with good health, appetite and digestion, capable of exertion, good sleepers, of placid temperament and good intelligence, with little need for and little consump tion of alcohol and animal food. Scien tific American. Why Oil "Wears Out." Oil seems to wear out by long continued use, and to lose to some extent its lubri cating qualities. It has been suggested as a reason for this that the minute spher ical globules, of which the oil is conceived to be made up, become flattened by the wear and pressure, and so do not slide and roll over each other as easily as be fore. Boston Budget. Unwise Economy. First Canaller Have you bought a horse yet? Second Canaller Yes. First Canaller How much did you pay for him? Second Canaller Five dollars. First Canaller Why not pay $ 7 and get a good one? Kingston Freeman. The Charm of Music Fair Visitor (to convict) I suppose, sir, that the singing of the birds relieves the monotony of your dreary life? Convict (profoundly nonplused) The singing of tho birds, miss? Fair Visitor Yes, sir, the little jaii birds, you know. They must be such a boon. New York Sun. A Russian ISeadiag' Room. A publio reading room, the first of the kind, has just been opened at St. Peters burg, in connection with a good library, to which beoks have been contributed by some publio spirited citizens. Admittance is free, and permission is given to borrow books for reading at home. Public Opin ion. The Rising Sun. Old Wimple (solemnly) Young man. to attain success in this world we must be up and doing. Do you ever see the sun rise? Young man Yes. sir, occasionally. "When?" "On my way home." Texas Sif tings. Women in Journalism. There are said to be fully 200 women employed hi editorial capacities on the various newspapers and journals published In New York. Twenty-five years ago there was not one-tenth of this number similarly employed. New York Evening World. As He Pleases. "Are you fond of the theatre?" ho said, as they were passing the Bijou. "Yes, very fond." "Shall we go into the Bijou?" "Let it Bijou please," was tho reply. New York Sun. A Powerful Empire. Harlem Teacher1 Tommy Traddles may tell us what the greatest empire in th world is. Tommy Traddles (captain of his nine) Fugerson; he's de greatest empire. New York Sun. On a Pinch. Mr. Vsnderbllt Is said to be suffering from dyspepsia. If this Is the result of employing a $10,000 cook, we shall try to worry along without employing such an expensive domestie assistant. Norris town Herald. Ordering m Meal. Young Man (In a loud tone of voice) Aw waiter, have you quail on toast? Walter Yes, sir. Young Man (baa low tone of voices Bring me some of the toast. Life. Ssaekiag "Interstate" Cigars. A great many Interstate cigars are smoked down town. They are so called because when they are smoked in New York they can be amelled in New Jersey. New York Tribune. Beth Getting On. Mistress (to applicant) How old are you, Bridget? Applicant (with sigh) Ah! mem, nayther av us will lver see forty agin. Harper's Bazar. An Unnecessary Preeaatlou. The Georgia clergyman who has Just preached his own funeral. sermon should now proceed to contest his own will. Bos ton Herald. The largest tree In the country east of California Is a gnarled old sycamore that stands in Upper Sandusky. In Ohio It la forty feet hi droumf erenee. La Nature claims that a machine of one horse power would keep 27.000.000 watches going. What a TarisT for Revenue Means. The St. Louis Lumberman, a journal specially devoted to the lumber interests of the west and south, states, succinctly and accurately, the consequences of a "tariff for revenue only" in these words: 1. Such facility for importation of for eign goods at a shade lower prices than will givo profit to American manufacturers as wul result in the reduction of wages to American labor. 3. Such a lessening of the demand for American labor in the mechanical arts, in commetce. In the various branches of manufacture as shall force tens of thou sands or men now eiapioyeu ox vnexu into agricultural pursuits; thus forcing the Increased output of farms to seek a for eign market, in which they will have to compete with tho cheap labor of Russia and Hungary, and the still cheaper labor of Eastern India, for a disposal of nine tenths of their volume. 8. Such total possession of the Ameri can market of foreign manufactures as may favor tho formation of foreign "trusts" which will destroy competition. 4. Such general adversity in the United States as may make its homo market only more valuable than that of Spain or Por tugal, as its area is larger. Unbroken Record of Blunders. The position of tho Democratic party upon the tariff question at this time is not unlike that held by the party on the slavery and secession issues in the year 1800. The Democratic leaders now, as then, both north and south, seem to be deaf to the voice or reason, and so intoler ant and devoid of charity that they will not brook opposition by any member of the party to the peculiar views of the ex tremists upon that question, but seem determined to make the support of the Mills bill tho test of party fealty. San Antonio Express, Dem. ' Tho Princess of WaZAVBalfct. The princess of England, whose com plexion is not only the finest, but who has best stood tho wear and tear of time, takes her morning plunge regularly and In water fairly cold; but hIio is particularly careful to promptly make uso of tho flesh brush, using gloves of moderate rough ness rapidly over the surface of the body and, finally, the rough towel in a quick general rub, occupying both for the hath and this massage, if one may call it such, twenty minutes in all. At night tho same lady's bath Is prepared tepid and of dis tilled water, the admirable advantage of which is not properly understood. Every particle of foreign matter la removed from distilled water, so that It Is absolutely pure. It costs about 12 cents per gallon, and can be used, a quart at a timo, for a quick sponge bath, with admirable effect, especially when combined with a littlo glyce Tune iycenne and rose water. Philadelphia es. A Circassian In Battle Array. Were war to embody itself in a human shape, it could find no better incarnation than the fierce, tiger like beauty of the Circassian in his battlo array, with his shining helmet and ringing mail, his saber clanking at his side, and his long moun tain rifle on his shoulder. But oven in his more peaceful dress of embroidered white tunic and sheepskin cap. loose black velvet trousers, and sash of crimson silk, there is something barbaric and warliko about his whole appearance which harmon izes only too well with tho flash of his eagle eye and the stern compression of his mustached lips. You can see at a glance that war and peril and bloodshed are this man's natural element, and that, when tamed and civilized, ho will loso not only his uativo pictnrcsqneness. but even the very mainspring of his existence. David Ker in The Cosmopolitan. Women Who Sell KVirspapcrs. Tho number of grown women who sell newspapers on the streets Is constantly Increasing, and today there are eight of them, between 80 and 60 years of age, vending papers at the big bridge entrance and the immediate neighborhood. Somo of them are assisted by little sons and daughters, and one has a buxom girl of 17 or 18. whose raven hair and ruddy cheeks attract a great deal if not always respect ful attention There Is not much chivalry In the newsboys who do not hesitate to mob a man or haze a boy who Intrudes on their pouts, but they do not interfere with tlif?e women, no matter how many cut up theu business New York Sun. An AncTeut .tiaViucr. British residents in Japan are subscrib ing for the repair of. the gravo of Will Adams, a British sailor, who was ship wrecked in Japan In the reign of James I, and who lived for many years at the Court of Yedo. where he obtained extraordinary Influence. His grave was discovered some years ago on the summit of one of the hills overlooking the government arsenal at Yokosuka. near Yokohama. Rosa Bonheur. Rosa Bonheur In the streets of Paris is a large, elderly lady, rather plainly dressed in block, her gray hair tucked under a close bonnet. Years ago she dressed as a boy bo as to attract less at tention from the bangers on of the stables, cattle yards and menageries, which were visited chiefly by men. and she still wears male attire at home when at work. Very Apropos. AsheviUe. N. C, gets a public building by tho appropriation bill becoming a law by lapse of time through the president's failure to sign it. As he neither signed nor vetoed it, Ashevillo gets tho building and he gets the credit. This is for Bun combe, of which county AsheviUe is the capital. Indianapolis Journal. Domestio AfTaim. Robinson You seem troubled this morning. Brown, and out of sorts. Brown Yes, domestic affairs. Robinson How much do you owe her? Brown Owe her, owe who? Robinson Your cook. New York Sun. Good people die and bad peoploJive. The man who is fat with health can't get employment, and the man who is making money hand over fist has to give up busi ness on account of ill health. The First Symptoms Of all Liingdiseasesareiniirh tin-same : feverishuess, loss of apiM-titt, .sore throat, pains in thu chest and bark, headache, etc. In a few days you may be well, or, on the other hand, you may lie down with Pneumonia or " piUnping Consumption." Uim no risks, but beiti immediately to take Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Several years ao, Jamns Birchard. of Darien, Conn., was severely ill. The doctors said he was in Consumption, ami that they eould do nothing for him, but advised him, as a last resort, to try Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. After taking this medicine, two or three months, lie was pronounced a well man. His health remains good to the present day. J. S. Bradley, Maiden, Mass., writes : " Three winters ago I took a severo cold, which rapidly developed into lironchitis and Consumption. 1 was so weak that I could not sit up, was much emanated, and coughed incessantly. I consulted several doctors, hut they were power less, and all agreed that I was in Con sumption. At last, a friend brought me a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. From the first dose, I found relief. Two bottles cured me, and my health has since been perfect." Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, rBErARKD BY Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Bold by ll Druggists. Price 1 ; six bottles.t. National Bank! COLUMBUB, It: -HAS AN- Authorlzed Capital of $250,000, A Surplus Fund of - $20,000, And tho largest Paid la Cask Capital of any bank in this part of the State. tVDeposita received and interest paid oa time deposits. gy Drafts on the prino ipal cities in thiscoaa try and Europe bought and sold. 'Collections and all other business gdvem prompt and careful attention. STOCKBOLDXBS. A. 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