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"How to Obtain Patents." with refer enos to actual clients in your state, county or town, sent free. Addl9,Mrft -. Opposite Fattat'OBot, !waabSgtoB,lv& COMMERCIAL Bil j?&aBBHHHBsB twfir nSsnBJavR .fSBBajSBjSJSgBSBSSSBBBBBV: WESTERN COTTAGE ORGAN THREE GREAT SPEECHES. FREE TRADE FALLACIES MET WITH STERN FACTS. Extract from Addresses by Senator Sher wan and Congressmen McKintejr and CoA" Uefore the Boston Home Market Club. The last meeting of the Boston Home Market club was the occasion of three no table addresses by Senator Sherman and Congressman McKinley, ot Ohio, and Congressman Goff, of West Virginia. Senator Sherman spoke first. He began by thanking the club for the enthusiastic greeting given him. He de scribed the name of the organization as 'a creed in itself home market for home productions;" contrasted the greatness of the home market with tbe comparative unimiortance of the foreign market and expressed his wonder tliat gentlemen of education were willing to endanger the greater in behalf of the less. He added: I can excuse such professors as Mr. Sumner and Mr. Perry, whose theories exclude love of country and rest only upon the universal good of man. The most distinguished professor of this school of philosophy that 1 know of is Mrs. Jellyby, who devoted hers-elf to the good of man kind, :tud especially of Africa, to the neglect of her house, her husband and tbe little .Tell hys. When you invited me to speak at the Home Market club I learned that there was nnotber club in Boston, called the Massachusetts Tariff Reform league, aud that its members had a banquet here re cently, at which there were many distin guished guests and speeches. So I nat urally thought that here, at least, I might tiud a Htatement of the benefits of the foreign market and what is meaut by "tariff reform." I carefully read nil these speeches, and confess my surprise to llnd mo little on economic questions af fecting our home industry, and so much about politics. It is like FalstafTs bill of fare o little bread and so much sack. Take Mr. Lowell, for instance, a gen tlemau for whom I have always enter tained the hihesl respect. He is known as au accomplished writer, a man of cult ure and taste, a welcome representative of this country at the English court. He was the president of the "occasion, and gave tone and direction to it. 1 find but very little about the tariff In his remarks, but a good deal about Mr. Cleveland. He Kays: "Personally, I confess that I feel my self strongly attracted to Mr. Cleveland us the best representative of the higher type of Americanism that we have aeeu since Uncoln was snatched from us." Thus Mr. Lowell, who has been honored by a great party with its confidence and trust, places Mr. Cleveland above Grant, the great soldier of our country; above Hayes, who certainly gave to the country a pure and excellent administration, and Mr. Lowell, himself. alove Garfield, one of the most accomplished of American statesmen, and above Arthur, in every re spect a model gentleman and a prudent and able presidert. Now, for what has Mr. Cleveland been distinguished to justify this eulogy? Two things. First, for the promise of civil ser vice "reform, and he has practiced the most general, sweeping removals in the public offices since the government was estab lished. The other nround named to jus tify this eulogy is the recent message of tbr president recommending that all taxes now existing on home products be contin ued, and duties on imports be largely re duced. The inevitable effect of this policy Is to increase importations at the expense and loss of our home market, and espe cially to reduce the wages of all engaged In industries competing with foreign pro duction. The message creates alarm Among business men at home and gives joy and hspe to every market in Europe. I have had occasion recently to answer tbl message, and do not care to repeat it here, but wish to reply to other remarks of our friends in the league. Mr. Lowell says: "Never before has a Pandora's box so fall of the germs of infectious demoraliza tion been offered to any people as our growing surplus." This is not true. A surplus is a great deal better than a deficit- And this sur plus is not new; it has been growing since tbe close of the war. It has enabled us to perform the magnificent feat of rapidly reducing the public debt, a policy which has excited the admiratiou of the greatest statesmen of Europe. Mr Gladstone eaid to me twenty years ago that this was as great a victory as our success in war. This growing surplus was bequeathed to Mr. Cleveland by his predecessors, and wa? applied by them to ftbc payment of debt and the repeated reduction of taxes It is the rational and steady result of oui increase in wealth and population grow ing out of the policy of protection to home industries. But why is not this surplus applied to the payment or purchase of the public debt!' Whose fault is it that it accumu lates iu the treasury? Plainly the fault of Mr. Cleveland, whose secretary of the treasury is authorized to apply this sur plus at any time to the reduction of the public debt. But if the president prefers to reduce the surplus by the reduction of taxation, why did he not apply to con gress to diminish taxation without dis turbing home production? I know that at any time in the last congress taxation could" have been reduced but for the desire of the speaker of the house and the presi dent to strike at home industries rather than to reduce taxation. A majority of the house, though Democratic, would have passed in an hour a bill reducing taxation if it had been permitted by the speaker to vote upon a reduction of internal rather than externa taxes; and today, if the house is not packed to defeat its will, a bill to make all tbe redaction recommended by tbe president could be promptly passed. But the truth is, that the president and the controling elements of his party are determined to use the exigency be has created to force congress to reduce taxes in their way, so as to strike a dangerous blow at our domestic industries; and it is because of this that he receives the high eulogy of Mr. LowelL A HARD BLOW AT THE TARIFF. Oust Free Trader Who Argued from Fact Unanswerable. Maj. McKinley followed Senator Sherman and gave the following asiusing description of a young free trade Mug wump who had outgrown his country: A college bred American, who had traveled much in Europe, whose inherited wealth had enabled him to gratify every wish of his heart, said to me a few years ago, with a sort of listless satisfaction, "that he had outgrown his country." What a confession! Outgrown his coun try! Outgrown America! Think of it! I felt at tbe time that it would have been truer hod he said that his country bad outgrown htm, but he was in no condition of mind to have appreciated 60 patent a fact. He bad had no connection with the progressive spirit of his country. He had contributed nothing to its present proud position, or to the uplifting and welfare of his fellows; be had no part in the march of the republic The busy, poshing American lad ot humble origin, educated at the public schools, had swept by him, as effort and energr always lead and leave" the laggard1 behind. His tnberitajscawas not Invested in productive enterprises, nor wss his heart located where it sympathized with the aerations of tfct ptosis with wfegg ne was born and reared. His country had got so far ahead of him that he was posi tively lonesome, out of line and in the rear of the grand procession. He was a free trader, for he told me so, and complained bitterly of the tariff as a burden upou tbe progressive men of the country, and that it severely handicapped bim. When I pushed him to particular ize, the trammels which the tariff imposed upon him, as one of our 60,000,000 of people, he raised his hand which had never been soiled by labor nor touched by honest toil tightly incased in a French kid, and said: ''These gloves come enor mously high, sir, by reason of the tariff; tbe duty is actually added to their cash value, which falls heavily upon us con sumers." What answer could I make to such an indictment How could I repel such a blow at our great Industrial system? Dis cussion would have been idle, i could only regard him In speechless silence, and gaze upon him with a feeling mixed with curiosity, pity and contempt. I heard later on that he became a Mugwump. WASHINGTON AND CLEVELAND. Were the Builders of the Tariff lUgbt. or Are Its Destroyers? The third speech on the same occasion was by ex-Congressman Goff, of West Virginia, who made this striking com parison: 'I believe the framers of our constitu tion were right when they permitted the enactment of a protective tariff, and I think the makers of the Montgomery con stitution of the late so called Confed erate states were wrong when they pro hibited it. "I Iwlieve that George Washington, our first president, wbb grandly right when he advised the enactment of and approved into law our first tariff act nt the first session of our first congress, and I think that Grover Cleveland, our present presi dent aud last tree trade one, is fright-" fully wrong wLeu he advises, and shame fully wrong when he Uses, the power of his high position to secuie tbe destruction of that law. I believe that Alexander Hamilton was right and that C. S. Fairchild is wrong. I believe in tlio system ot Clay, of Lin coln, of Sumner, of Chase, of Grant, of Garfield, of Kelley, of Sherman, of Blaine, and not that of Calhoun, of Breckinridge, of Walker, of Yancey, of Morrison, of Hurd, of Mills and Carlisle. On this question, men of Massachusetts, we should all be together. Madison, the expounder of the constitu tion, said, speaking of our first turiff act: "Upon this question we are ull Federalists, we are all llepublicans," and we should say on this question, the protection of our industries, our homes, our labor, our Aug: "We are all Democrats, we are al' He publicans." Among other things Mr. Gof jaid: "Can it be possible that the system by which this wonderful result has been wrought out is all wrong Is it ns Presi dent Cleveland says, 'vicious, inequitable and illogical?' Will you tear it down? Will you be frightened by the cry of 'sur plus' by men who never made a surplus themselves, but who have always been uccustomed to a 'deficiency,' and who now wring their financial hands in polit ical agony and cry, 'What, oh what, will you do with the "the surplus?" ' Build a navy with it, construct coast defenses, im prove our rivers and harbors, pay our debts, educate our children, and pension the grand army of maimed and veteran heroes, who, by their patriotism and hero ism, made it possible for us to have a country and a 'eurplus.' " In6iisnrc of Collars and Caff's. Here Is proof of the influence of good collars and cuffs over the feminine mind. A lank, loose jointed man, with a faded mustache and a slightly bald head, leaned against tbe iron gate beside a Fourteenth street boarding house. Every thing about him seemed a misfit. His outer clothes were much too large for him, and they bung about him as though they shrank from contact with his person. His long, lean hands, covered with bruises, seemed very much in his way, end bis feet wobbled about uncomfortably in Horace Greeley sboes. But his collar and cuffs reached far beyond the frayed edges of his coat, and by their immaculate white glossiness emphasized by contrast the general dilapidation. His watery blue eyes were melancholy, and the droop of his mustache suggested a disappointed man. He was talking in low tones to a pretty chambermaid. An hour afterward I saw him again. He was with two tramps more ordinary in their dilapidation than himself, and the x rio were enjoying some bits of food and a cau of stale lwer, the results of bis plea witli the servant girl Over this lun cheou. which wne being enjoyed In the chiil open air of a park, the decayed gen tleman was saying to bis companions: My collar nnd cuffs were what did it. They were the marks of a gentleman, and the girl couldn't witbstaud their influence Let me give you this advice, based on my ovvu experience: No matter how badly off ou maybe for clothes, never fail to wear a clean collar and cuffs They are impressive, let me tell you. Dou't omit them fiow your toilet, no matter if the i est of your ersons are covered only with rags Clean linen at your neck and wrists will have amagicunexplainable influence, and any sacrifice which you may have to make in maintaining them will be far more than compensated by the favors they will bring you." No doubt there was practical as well us theoretical truth in this gentleman's philosophy. New York Sun. Alpine Climbing in Winter. Climbing the Alps in winter is a pastime in which few mountaineers indulge, though much more extended views may be obtained in tine winter weather than during the more or less lazy summer days. Mrs. Jackson, au ambitious English climber, has this whiter, however, ascended the Lauterarrhorn and the Little Viescherhorn, two summits that have never liefore been reached in winter. The ascent and descent of the Lauterarrhorn occupied a day and a half, and was made under the guidance of Emit Boss, the famous guide, who led the way three jears ago up Mount Kabru, in the Hima layas, the highest ascent yet made by mountaineers. Chicago News. Changes In Netlenal Drinking Us. Some Important changes are now raking place in the drinking habits of several great countries. China, for example, has just ordered a lot of bottled beer for the use of the sailors who man her lately acquired fleet of ironclads Japan, not to be behind ber ancient rival, has sent a professor of Tokio university to Europe for the purpose of "sampling" the various kinds of beer that Germany produces. Thence he will go to England, and on his return to Japan bis imperial majesty, the emperor, will issue a decree to establish beer as the national drink. This action is taken on account of tbe vicious habit of gin tippling which has recently obtained a foothold in Japan. In England, too, the consumption of beer is on the Increase, whereas tbe British bill for liquor is smaller this year than it has been for a decade. In France, on the other hand, tbe use of brandy and gin is much more common and frequent than it was before tbe Franco-Prussian war. Tbe Epoch. Didn't Quite Uaerstaad. GeorgeDoes a rat smell like whisky Mother No, dear; whydoypnaakr George Last night whea'psfa talked a little funny I smelt whisky and you said jom melt a rsk Tke Epoch. PROTECTION FOR FARMERS. A Clear Statement Showing How They Are Benefited by It. A committee of gentlemen who con sented to assume the task of examining several thousand letters addressed ts The' New York Tribune by citizens and eqpa izations interested in agricultural puis suits, discussing the tariff questioav has prepared a long and interesting report. It gives the conclusions reached as re gards the general tendency of sentiment manifested inthat mass of correspondence. The outcome is strongly indicative of a belief on the part of avast majority of the farmers of this country that the pro tective system, as developed in the impo sition of customs duties upon imports, has been of great value in promoting tbe welfare of agricultural as well as other industries. And the views thus expressed are veri fied not only by theory and common ob servation, but also in the form of official statements. For example, the last census showed that the increase in area of culti vated lands in ten great farming states of the west-between 1800 and 1880 was 100 percent., involving, ot course, a corre sponding volume of agricultural pro ductions. This would havo created a disastrous glut if no ready means of consumption had appeared. But owing to the encour agement afforded to enterprise in all di rections by the protective tariff the hands employed in manufactures increased 251 percent., the wages paid them 303 per cent, and tbe material they used 389 per cent. Tbe wages these manufacturing opera tives had to spend averaged $1.10 for each improved acre of land in 1660, and had advanced to $1.71 iu 1880. The materials purchased for manufacturing uses, mainly from farms, which averaged only $4.03 for each improved acre in I860, had reached an average of $7.58 in 1880. But for this augmented consuming power, derived from manufacturing activi ties, tillers of the soil could have disposed of only a small portion, comparatively, of their products, and their industry must have suffered ruinous depression. Agri culture was sustained and made fairly re munerative only by tbe prosperity of man ufacturing interests which naturally be came tributary to it. It appears from the tenor of many of the letters that the writers, while appreciating the value of protection to manufacturing industries, are desirous of extending the system in such u way as to cover more completely products of the soil, and hence the committee has included considerable information in its report concerning Epeciflc points in respect of which changes may be desirable. Theso are enumerated in the subjoined draft of n memorial to congress, which farmers are recommended to forward either through their senators and repre sentatives or through The Tribune office: I'ETITIOX FOU MORE EFFECTUAL PROTEC TION OF AGKlcrLrURE. To the Speaker cf the House of Repre sentatives: The undersigned respectfully pray that agriculture muy be more effectually pro tected, by preventing fraudulent importa tions of cattle on preteuse that they are for breeding only; By a duty of 20 cents per bushel on barley, with proportionate increase of duty on malt; By duties of 25 cents per bushel on potatoes and onions, $2 per 100 on cab bages, $3 per ton on hay, 10 cents per pound on bops, 20 per cent- on beans and peas, 5 cents per dozen on eggs, 30 percent, on fowls and poultry and on "vegetables in their natural state or brine, not otherwise provided for," with no re moval or reduction of duties on market garden products; By such increased duties on flax and on linen goods as will effectually encourage the preparation of fiber and manufactured goods; By abolishing all duties on sugar, with a bounty to home producers; By preventing imposts of leaf tobacco suitable for wrappers at the duty imposed on other leaf tobacco, and repealing all internal taxes on tobacco; By restoring to wool growing the sub stantial protection enjoyed under the tariff of 1867, so modified as to meet the later forms of foreign competition and of eva sion. The committee which has had this matter in charge consists of gentlemen who are well known throughout the coun try as friends of agricultural enterprise, and most of them are or have been con nected with some branch of it. Flowers of the Arctle Regions. The polar flowers seldom have any per fume, and tbe few that exhibit this de lightful quality, however feeble, are, I think, from that class that have crept over the cold border marked by the Arctic circle; or, in short, none of the fifty men tioned Eskimo flowers, we might call them in a popular way have any appre ciable odor. The color of these boreal blossoms are generally of the cold tints, as if in harmony with the chilly sur roundings, instead of tbe warm hues that would break in upon the desolation with double effect by sheer contrast where so few cheering sights are be seen. White and light yellow predominate, and these colors seem associated with frosts and cold weather, for it appears that these flowers we coll "everlastings," and which are the longest to defy tbe nippings of the coming winter weather, are mostly tinted like the northern snows and yellow northern lights. It is in the depths of old ocean that we find some of the largest expressions of plant life in the polar zone. Here, within a short distance of shore, are colossal kelps and other life that grow throughout the year; of course, vegetating the most in the short summer months. Land plants, as already said, are pigmies com pared with those of the sea, or even the corresponding class in lower latitudes, and this dwarfed condition, a naturalist tells us, is not due so much to the intense cold iu tbe arctic winter as to the fact they do not get enough warmth in sum mer to develop them perfectly. Dr. Joseph Hooker mentions it as a rare property of one of the graminero (the grasses), Trise tum Subspicatum, that it is the only polar species known which is equally an inhab itant of the arctic and antarctic regions. Frederick Schwatka in Woman. A Story of the Stage. "In my early time upon the stage," writes Mrs. Thomas Whiffen, "I was en gaged with a certain opera company. We were playing at a certain theatre in a cer tain city not 100 miles from the Irish sea. It was Christmas time, and the pan tomlme was still running, though some what waning in its attraction, ho an opera was played before it. What opera it was on tbe particular night to which I refer I forget; but remember that during the last act I was Bitting in the green room waiting for my call, and I saw the principal characters of the harlequinade come in. As usual, they began getting into trim for their work by doing before the glass some of the pantomimic busi ness which they were soon to act oil the stage, especially the harlequin, whom X knew welL "He was a nice kindly fellow, always cheerful and pleasant, particularly to tbe younger members of the company; always making them laugh by some droll thing he did or said. Well, there he wss, be fore tbe large class posturing and atti tudinlstng, much to our amusement. We soon noticed that his face was workiBf too, and grimace followed grimace until we Jaugbed ourselves tired and told him ne was taiung away the clown business. . This went on for a few minutes, and then ! 1 saw that the tears were streaming down his face: still he went on with his twist I lng and twirling. I went to him and j asked: 'What is tbe matter, Mr. Tanner? !4n went tbe contortions of bis body faster khan ever, and tbe tears fell faster still. le pulled the black mask of the harlequin ulckly over his face, still keeping on his aexercislug, and iu a trembling voice. Loroken by sobs, gasped out: 'My mother meu tuts morning.' "New York Trib une. America a,mt England Contrasted. Men speak of the sacredness of liberty., They talk as If the will of every one ought to be his only guide; that allegi ance is due only to majorities; that allegi ance of any other kind is base and u relic of servitude. The Americans are the freest people In the world; but in their freedom they have to obey the funda mental laws of the Union. Again and again in the West Indies Mr. Motley's words came back to me. To be taken into the American Union is to be adopted into a partnership. To belong as a crown col any to the British empire, as things stand, Piano partnership at alL It is to belong to a power which sacrifices, as It has al ways sacrificed, the interests of its de pendencies to its own. The blood runs freely through every vein and artery of the American body corporate. Every single citizen feels his share in the life of his nation. Great Britain leaves her crown colonies to take care of themselves, refuses what they ask, and forces on them what they had rather be ithout. If I were a West Indian l should feel that under the Stars and Stripes 1 should be safer than I was at present from political experimenting. I should have a market in which to sell my produce where I should be treated as u triend; I should have a power behind me aud protecting me, and 1 should have a future to which I could look forward with confidence. America would restore me to hope and life; Great Britain allows me to sink, contenting herself with advis ing me to be patient. Why should I con tinue loyal when my loyalty was so con temptuously valued? "The English in the West Indies," by James A. Froude. Pen Picture of Stepnlalc. Stepniak, the author of "Underground Russia," was formerly a professor in a Russian university. He now passes his days, accompanied by his charming wife, in the British museum working and study ing. At evening they return to their pretty little villa near Regent's park. The garden slopes down to the canal, so that nothing but trees bounds the view. Stepniak has an essentially Slavic type of physiognomy, a square, powerful head, strong jaw, and rapid, fiery glance, indi cating great intellect, resolution and energy. He also possesses remarkable quickness in interpreting character. He has a massive frame, a broad chest, and is of fair height. In conversation and dis cussion where he is interested bis manner is animated and impressive. He is quite at ease in writing English, but in speak ing it he now and then checks himself an instant to choose a word. He is a com plete master of the whole field of Russian subjects, and is a generally learned and cultured man. His manners are some what brusque and original, but he receives his friends warmly. In bis whole bearing there is such an air of superiority and strangeness that he cannot fail to attract attention. His wife is a graceful, gracious, vivacious, intelligent Russian lady with a roost sympathetic countenance, two large dark eyes, short, curly black hair and fair skin. New York Post. Records That Went to Halifax. It has not long been known that at the evacuation of Boston by the British troops in March, 1776, many of the loyalist in habitants of the city departed with them. The fleet, conveying the troops and the fleeing civilians, proceeded to Halifax, where many of tbe loyalists took up their abode, and where many of their descend ants are to be found at the present day. It is also a matter of general belief that these fleeing tones took with them many valuable records. It is not, however, gen erally known that these missing records in clude all of the papers of the Boston cos torn house from the time of its establish ment to the time of the evacuation. Among these papers were the records of tbe arrival of many of the vessels which brought tbe early settlers of the colony, and, doubtless, included much which, at tbe present day, would be of the greatest value as historical material. It is credi bly reported that many of these docu ments are still In existence iu tbe posses sion of the authorities at Halifax. Would it not be an excellent idea to recover, if possible, these valuable papers, which it Is probable might be done upon proper application? Boston Advertiser The Conductor's Doctored Punch. An ex-conductor says that it is a some what common practice to give an employe of whom the street car company Is a little suspicious a doctord punch, which will fail to register the full cash receipts of the day by a dollar or two. Of course the conductor drops to the irregularity in a day or two. If he is honest and knows what is itest for him he will turn in the crooked indicator at the office immedi ately. If he is crooked, and thinks he can hang on to bis punch nnd salt down a few extra dollars, he is suddenly re quested in tbe coarse of a week to band over his puueb. Then he gats his walk ing papers, and under the circumstances he feels a diffidence about inquiring why he is bounced and seeks employment else where. The ex-conductor asserts that buch a register was given to him once on a time, but he "tumbled" to its inaccura cies after a two day.' trial, turned it iu nnd was never afterward troubled. Clii rjico Tribune. Fitting Testimonials Proposed. Several of the Democratic papers ot Oregou are so intensely delighted with the confirmation of Lamar that they will probably send him a testimonial of their feelings in the form of a beautifully en grossed copy of the Confederate constitu tion and a full jeweled shotgun. Portland Oregonlan. Crashing, bat He Survives. We observe that Senator Chandler is making himself felt and heard in a way that the country admires and appreciates, notwithstanding the crushing charge re iterated by the Mugwump press that his name is "Bill." Trenton Gazette. ttlve I's the Benefit of the Donbt. The Democratic members of congress are showing a commendable hesitation about tinkering the tariff. Exactly adapted to their present position is tbe old precept, "When la doubt, don't." Baltimore American. A Man of Limited Scope. The Chicago Mail scores a good point when it refers to Cleveland -as "the presi dent of New York," an allusion to his limited political-knowledge of the rest of the country. Toledo Blade. Syrap of Fig Is Nature's own true laxative. It is the most easily taken, and the moat effective remedy known to Cleanse the System when Bilious or Costive; to dispel Head aches, Colds and Fevers; to cure Habit ual Constipation, Indigestion, Files, eta Msnafaoturedonlyby.the California Fig Syrap Company, Ban Francisco, CaL For tale only by Powty k Becncr. 27-y FARM AND GARDEN. A CHEAP AND EASY PLAN OF WARMING WATER FOR STOCK. Double Pmrpeee Ladder Protection Against Kabblta and Ground Slice. How to Car Hams Fercherons a Die tlnet Breed The Honey Union. Farmers who live at remote distances from veterinary surgeons often lose val uable animals because they lack know! ' edge, not only of the diseaso and its treatment, but, in cases calling for out side applications, best methods of apply ' ing bandages. When hot poultices are in order it is very necessary that these should be ad justed so as to retain the heat and prevent an aggravation of the com ! plaiut which is likely to follow when tbe ( poultice is not closely held in place. It is j with any application only wise and kind ! to so arrange a bandage that the beast will suffer no inconvenience from it. FIQ. 1 THROAT BAKDAQE. The first figure here presented, illus trates a throat bandage for a horse, that was described recently in Ohio Farmer. This bandage serves well for any outside application to the throat. If a poultice is used, as in the case of swollen glands, etc, it is advised to first adjust the band- , age, then place the poultice in a cloth i folded so as to retain it and draw between I the bandage and the throat. After it has been adjusted, the baiter is put in place. A liniment can be applied in the same way. FIO. 2 CHEST BANDAGE. In the second cut is shown a properly adjusted bandage to the chest. This will be found especially useful for applying liniments and like curatives in cases of lung fever, etc., or for holding in place a poultice on collar lralls. Instructive Figures In Egg Production. A French authority gives the following as the average weight of eggs from dif ferent breeds: Light Brahmas and Part ridge Cochins' eggs, 7 to the pound; they lay, according to treatment and keeping, from 80 to 100 per annum, oftentimes more, if kept well. Dark Brahmas, 8 to the pound, and about 70 per annum. Black, white and buff Cochius, 8 to the pound; 100 is a large yield per annum. Plymouth Rocks, 8 to tho pound, lay 100 per annum. Houdans, 8 to the pound, lay 150 per annum; non-setters. La Fleche, 7 to the pound, lay 130 per annum; non setters. Black SpanLsh, 7 to the pound, lay 150 per annum. Dominiques, 9 to the fmnd, lay 180 per annum. Game fowls, to the pound, lay 130 per annum. Creve coeurs. 7 to the pound, lay 150 perannum. Leghorns, 9 to the pound, lay from 150 to 200 per annum. Hamburgs, 9 to the pound, lay 170 per annum. Polish, 9 to the pound, lay 150 per annum. Bantam, 16 to the fmnd, lay 60 per annum. Turkeys' eggs, to the pound, lay from SO to 60 per an num. Ducks' eggs vary greatly with dif ferent species, but from 6 to 6 to the pound, and from 14 to 28 per annum, ac cording to age and keeping. Geese, 4 to the pound, lay 20 per annum. Guinea fowls. 11 to the pound, lay 60 per annum. Large eggs have generally a thicker shell than smaller ones. A Convenient Ladder. The present Is an opportune time for preparing conveniences that may be made in the work shop for future use. A farmer can hardly comprise in his stock of farm appliances too many ladders; short ladders, long ladders and step ladder? being all required at one time or other. The accompanying cut shows a wonder fully convenient ladder, which, while by no means new, is very desirable. It plays, according to adjustment, the dual part of step ladder and an ordinary straight ladder. ijara sr--J . . - wlawaaftsyal TTpmi lmf rr 1 i 1 5E A STIP AKD STRAIGHT LADDER IK OKE. The idea is conveyed in the cat, in which the two parts are shown ready to be put together. The upper round ot tbe wide ladder should be run through slots in the narrow one. The slots are a little more than twice as long, and just as wide, as the diameter of the round. The notches in tbe end of the inside ladder should rest firmly upon the second round of the outside one, and the notches in the end of that one on the projecting ends of the round of the other. The uprights are made of 2 by 3 inch spruce, and when spliced for a long ladder, aud a block pressed into the slots beside the rounds, it is nearly as firm as though made of one piece. It takes but a moment to pull it apart enough to shut It up to the desired angle for a special ladder. Manufacturing Bone Dust. The method of manufacturing bone dust at home and here given is vouched for by a New England farmer who has tried it: From 150 pounds of steamed ground bones separate fifty pouuds of the finest. Put the coarser 100 pounds into a steamer or kettle with an equal weight of water, cover and boil about an hour. Then dip out the contents into a half hogshead tub while hot, and gradually pour into it about fifty pounds of the oil of vitriol, stirring tbe mixture. When effervescence has ceased, add the remaining fifty pouuds of dry, fine bones and mix thoroughly. Bones which have had the grease and glue removed from them are much easier dissolved than raw ones. The Percheron s Distinct Breed. For a long time war has been waged among tit breeders of French draught frost' and well cured, stock prefer it to bay. When selected for aeed all stalks bearing two ears or more are left stauding tn the field until dead ripe, and when they ire cut up the top ears only are saved, and only those that are well formed and have straight rows. By Judicious selec tion of tbe first ears that ripen, the period of maturity has been materially shortened, rhis variety tbe first year was 141 days ripening. Last year it ripened in ninety sight, sad in the fields of some farmers in ninety days. Ttaasplaatlss; Trees. A southern wsrttspotdtat calls atteu- non to wnat ne consiuers an important point in transplanting trees, viz.: To have the tree, when transplanted, iu tho mmc positions as to the points of the com pass as before removal. He says: "The iouth side of a tree is exposed to the direct rays of the sun, while the north side is more or less protected from them. Nature accommodates Itself to this changed conditiou, nnd the difference in development in many trees ou the south and north sides is obvious to ordinary ob servation. When the sooth side of a tree is turned to the north, each side finds itself in a position for which nature has made no preparation, and denth follows almost as certainly as if the top were put in the ;round and the roots turned up to the iky. The willow and somo other trees will zrow if planted upside down, and many trees will grow with t he south 3klc turned to the north, but with trees difficult to transplant at best, it is a mistako very apt to be fatal to turn the south side to the north, and the older the tree the greater the danger from changing sides in transplanting. A Tear of Promise. The Idaho pear, which takes its name from the state where it originated, at tracted, during last season, considerable comment from prominent nomologists. The shape of this pear, which is roundish Dr obovate, is shown in the cut. It is of large size, the illustration here given hav ing been reduced one-third from natural size. It varies in color from n greenish yellow to a bright yellow, according to its. ripeness. The flesh, which is firm aud Juicy, is devoid of any gritty texture, and Is characterized by n very pleasant flavor and distinct aroma. Its season is later than that of the Bartlctt, and it gives promise of being a good keeper. If ' J iVH IV 1 ftv w IDAHO TEAR TWO-THIRDS NATURAL SIZE. It is claimed that the trees nre vigorous in habit, having dark foliage, with the fruit quite evenly distributed over tho tree, sometimes :u cluster, liie Idaho ' pear is a seedling, grown from the seed of 1 1 large red cheeked pear (name unknown) ! planted by u lady at Lcwlston, Idaho, I some twenty yeurs ago. The tree fruited I the fourth year from seed, it is claimed, I nd has borne annually ever since. -s the latitude of its origin is il degs. 15 niius. north, and it has survived winters when the thermometer ranged from 15 to 30 degs. below zero, thero is good reason or believing It hardy and udapted to a wide range of country. Cheap Device for ATIndlng Wire. The device shown in the cut for taking wire from hop yards or fences appeared originally in Rural New Yorker, where it tvas described as follows: Take an .old washtub and a board five or six inches wide; nail the board across the tub, letting it project three or four Inches nt each end. Then through the center of the bottom af the tub aud of the board on top bore a Dne and a half inch hole. Put a polo through the hole for a shaft. Also boro i hole about a foot from the center and Irive in a peg for a crank handle, ns shown, rhe one seen In the cut is nn old well :rank WINDING WIRE. If it Is worked in a hop yard, fasten the shaft to the poles, letting it project at the end where the wire is to be taken off enough to slip the tub ou. If it is to be used In taking wire off a. fence or whero there is nothing to which it can be fast ened, drive two posts in the ground six or seven feet apart. Then tie the vire to the end of the bonnl and turn the crank, nnd you will see how nicely the wire will coil around the tub. The tub must be taper ing, of course. The Honey Irodncer' TJnton. At the convention of the New York State Beekeepers" association at Utica it was decided to form nn international as sociation under the name of the Honey J Producers union, to secure and publish statistics regarding tue product ia every honey producing state In the Union in the months of May, June, July, August and September. A Good Ration for Jerseys. 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