w-.j--x..-!-.,ws.--t. .".'..n'W'.-j.-.H. o. m (fMnmlra ftnmral. T VOL. XVHI.-NO. 27. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1887. WHOLE NO. 911, i . COLUMBUS STATE BANK. rOLIDIIUIS. NEB. Cash Capital - $75,000. MHKCI'ORS: LKANDKIUIERHAHI). PnVt. 6EO. W. HU1.8T. Vice 1'iWt. JULIUS A. ItKKD. K. II. HENRY. J. E. TASKBlt, Cwhlw. Rank ol" lpoit, MUiouni OlleclIoDM K'roiuplly ." !' i all Polati. Pay laifrexl on 'I'lnsf tow- L-. -'7. COLUMBUS Savings Bank, LOAN & TRUST COMPANY. C!upiUil Slock, $100,000. OFFICERS: A. ANDERSON. I'res't. O. V. SHELDON, Vice IWt. O.T. HORN, Tr.;i8. ROKKRT Ulll.Ki, tk-c - - o 5aJfVill receive time t!eo-iti, fnnu $1.00 hud Huy aniouut upwards, iiiul will pu tliti cus tomary rat' of interest. i 5-V particularly draw jour attention to our furilitif for unking loans on real estate, at the lovtr-st rate of intercut. o 5ST"City. School ami County Bonds, anil in dividual securities an- Ixiulit. Irijiiue buy VOX. THE CALL UN A.&M.TURNER Or - W. UIKI.KK, a'ravliitfr. Nnlettinftn. MTIm-m organs are tirM-clas in every ir tioolsr, aul si su.irantiNd. SCHIFFROTH ft PL1TN, DP. ILEUS IK WIND MILLS, AND PUMPS. Buckeye Mower, combined, Self Binder, wire or twine. o PiMls Repaired n slioi t uotir rOned.Hrwet-t of Hcintz' Drugstore, 11th rtreJk.'Colunibiv. Neb. 17uovi-tf HENRY G-ASS. UNDERTAKER ! COFFINS AND METALLIC CASES ASI DBALKK IX Furniture. Chairs, Bedsteads. Bu reaus. Tables. Safes. Lounges, Jkc. Picture Frames and Mouldings. &TRepairing of all kinds of Ujthol xtery Gooits. B-tf COLUMBUS. NEBRASKA. PATENTS CAVEATS, TKADE MARKS AM CIFYIIGITS Obtained, and all other businces in the U. 8. Patent Office attended to for MODERATE FEES. Onroffioei opposite the C. 8. Patent Office, and we can obtain Patent in lws time than those remote from WASHINGTON. Send MODEL OU DRAWING. W adnw u tu iinfratiTiililr free of charse: and make NO CtfaJKsK UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT. nffe.nfer here to the Postmaster, the Supt. of ' Xeeer Order DiY and to officials of the U. 8. Patent Office. For circulars, advice, terms and lefstenote to actual client in your own State or ,,. writer tagwOWJkCO Opposite Patent Office, Washington, D. C. BsBsnsficSSsLSiBiEES WESTERN COTTAGE ORGAN The Streageet aad Bent. The work of the republican conven tion Friday was a guarantee of victory nt the polls and that the management of tbe affairs of Platte county will fall in honest and trustworthy hands. The ticket is clean and as capable a ticket, from top to bottom, as has ever been put before the people, and the sole ob ject of the convention seemed to be, not how can wo score a point and win a nomination for a certain candidate, but to the contrary, which is the better and most capable man and what action shall we take to the more fully meet the wishes of the people. We have not the information at hand to give a personal history of the candidates who appear ut the head of our columns, but they are all old residents of the county, and are known to be strong and capable men, each for the office for which they were selected. GC8. a. BKCHBR needs no endorsement from us, for he is known to bo one of the most prompt and thorough buHiness men in Platte county, and if placed iu the treasurer's office the people will have the satisfaction of knowing their county interests ure in the care of one of the most competent ac countants and business men in the county, lie is not only prompt, thorough and capable in business, but he is obliging, genial, pleasant and social--which are all desirable qualifications for a county official. Becher's eleotion is boynnd a boubL Everybody knows M. & DLOEDOKN, our candidate for sheriff, who has grown to manhood and spent the better part of his life iu Platte county, and who is as popular as he is well known. In all his years in our midst, conducting as he has a lively business interest, there is not one man to say he has ever done a dis honorable or mean act, and with a heart as big and generous as it is brave and kind, ever prompting him to magnani mous and noble deeds, thore is not a 111:111 within the borders of our county who will go further or do more to oblige a neighbor or assist a friend than M. C. Bloeilora, of Humphrey. Capable, hon est, popular and qualified the Fates have decreed that he shall be noxt sheriff of Platte county. II. J. HUDSON, our nominee for county judge has lived and withstood the wintry blasts on the cold and treeless plains of Nebraska for lo these thirty years. He ib the pioneer of pioneers; before city, county or state had iKiundaries and organization he was here, and he has never been given a trust or charge that he did not execute with ability and fidelity, and the faith ful old citizen will be honored with a complimentary and majority vote for his long and useful life in our county. L. J. CRAMER, the siierintendent of tho Columbus schools was asked and entreated by men who have the educational interests of the county at heart to accept of the nomination for county superintendent. His iosition as teacher is as good as the office tendered him by the convention, and he reluctantly consented, as poli tics has no charms for him. He is every whit a gentleman, and possesses the qualifications mentally, morally and so cially to place the schools of Platte county on a more elevated and better plan and would do honor to our schools, honor to our county and honor to him self, and he is a worthy candidate for your support and suffrage. If our readers expect him to succeed to the k 11 perin tendency through the same ques tionable mode of electioneering as has done service in the past in this county he will never be the guardian of our schools, but if the people are looking for an edncated, refined and capable officer, and desirous of having a gentle man to superintend the educational in terests of our children L. J. Cramer is such a man. C.TO. 8. TUBMAN is without doubt the best surveyor in Platte county, and why wonldu't it be a good idea to elect one who is thorough and learned in every branch and detail of tho business. HKNRY IUCKEICT, the candidate for county clerk, was warmly endorsed by the convention as a man eminently qualified for the posi tion, and unless the voters of Platte county desire to establish a little official monarchy and crown John Stauffer as their King during natural life and his heirs and assignees thereafter, Mr. Kick ert will be elected. J. H. SACRIDEIt, is a splendid penmau and a good schol ar, and, if elected, will make an efficient clerk of the district court. DR. F. J. SCHCO was elected coroner two years ago by a handsome majority, and the next inquest he is likely to hold officially will le on the poor misguided democratic candi date, one J. C. Caldwell, who is now sick unto death at Lindsay. Humphrey In dependent. Oar Position. We do not believe in trying to ride both sides of the fence. No reliable newspaper will be guilty of such a farce; on the contrary they should declare their position on all public questions which may come within their jurisdic tion. TbelrrMs has from time to time expressed its political principles. It has been honest and sincere in these ex pressionswhether they grated on the ears of friend or foe, and because of this honesty of purpose we do not entertain the idea of deserting the policy which we think is right because it clashes with the convention held in Platte Center Wednesday. Therefore with all due respect for others who may differ with us, and granting every citizen a right to his opinion, we mnst say we think the nom ination of Mr. Kavnnaugh for the office of county treasurer was a fatal blunder of the democratic nominating conven tion of Platte connty. We do not believe Mr. Kavanaugh is the choice of the democratic people while evidently he is the choice of the political jobbers and wire-pullers. These men are not always fair representatives of the rank and file of democracy. The Argus does not propose to be a secret enemy, politically, of Mr. Kav anaugh. We will not work against him smiling in his face and knifing him in the back at the same time commonly called "work on the quiet," but, be lieving that Mr. Kavanaugh lacks in every essential qualification to fit him for the office of county treasurer, we un hesitatingly declare that we cannot sup port him, and would be glad of the op portunity to help elect a man more fitting. Platte Center Argus. There is a report from Dublin that the meeting held at Woodford on the 15th, and conducted by O'Brien, Gill and others, that the telegraph wires were cut sometime in the night, that having pre vented communication with Dublin. In the course of his speech, O'Brien burned a copy of the proclamation forbidding the holding of meetings. Fragmrata of Emerson. Envy is ignorance. Practice is nine-tenths. Discontent is infirmity of will. Insist on yourself; never imitate. Stick to your business, young man. Life only avails, not the having lived. Concentration is the secret of strength. Always scorn appearances, and you al ways may. Trust thyself; every heart vibrates to that iron string. Your goodness must have some edge to it, else it iB none. Let a man know his worth, and keep things under his feet. Nothing is at least scared but the in tegrity of your own mind. A true man belongs to no other time or place, but is the center of things. It is as easy for the strong man to bo strong, as it is for a weak man to be weak. Tho State Journal has a tolerably good theory of its own relative to criminal libel suits. It says two of these suits have been prosecuted in Grand Island this season by newspaper men. The verdict was '-not guilty" in each case and the taxpayers are grumbling because they have to pay the costs for nothing. They would bo better satisfied had the hunt not been so barren of results. The editor should defend with the editor's weapons. It is stated that fifteen great Ameri can inventions of world-wide adoption are: the cotton gin; the pinning machine; the mower and reaper; the rotary print ing press; navigation by steam; the hot air engine; the sewing machine; the In dia rubber industry; the machine manu facture of horseshoes; tho sand blast for carving; the gauge lathe; the grain ele vator; artificial ice making on a large scale; tho electric magnet and its prac tical application, and the telephone. It is roported from Salt Lako City that Senator J. E. McDonald, of Ind., and Judge J. O. Broadhead, of Missouri, have been retained by the Mormon church to defend suits instituted by tho government for dissolution of the church and emigration society and the winding up of the affairs of those corporations. By this action it is certain the Mormons intend to make a legal fight. Unemployed persons in London the other day formed into a body and de manded an interview with the lord mayor, which was refused them. The police attempted to move the crowd, but were met with resistance. They then charged the mob and captured a black Hag and a number of red Hags, which were recaptured by the mob. The po lice soon after again charged the mob and dispersed it. Edward S. Chadwick, a lawyer" former ly of Bloomington, Neb., and a graduate of Beloit college in lHf7, was the other day adjudged insane at Beloit, Wis., and taken to the state hospital. He has shown Bigns of the malady for several months and lately lecome violent. Why Barbers lle Young. "Barbers die early," remarked a West Side member of the tonsorial profession. "Why soJ" inquired a friend. "Oh," remarked the barber, "the busi ness will kill almost any one who sticks to it for a few years. Occasionally you will find a barber who has grown old in the business, but they are rare. Men may boss the business and live to be old, but if they work at it every day regularly they will not live out half their allotted life." "Is it on account of the work beiiig so laborious?" he was asked. "No, the work is not hard, but the hours are long. Saturdays I frequently put in twenty hours, and some other days fifteen. This does not give a man suffi cient rest. Then the work must be done standing, and to stand as many liours as we have to, though there was no labor at all attached to it, is enough to break down any man. But that is not the worst feature about it. The inhaling of foul breaths often causes diseases of the throat and lungs. The breath that some men have is awful. It is absolutely poisonous. A barber almost necessarily inhales these bad breaths and contracts disease thereby. I have made it a practice to stand at arm's length from my customers, and I thus avoid inhaling their breath to a great ex tent. This is not the common practice, however. The average barber bends over his man, and if he has a diseased breath he gets the full benefit of it. Yes sir," said he, with a sigh, and be turned to go away, "there are few shorter-lived pro fessions than that of the barber." Chi cago Herald. Oatmeal a Substitute) for Malt. "No beer, thanks." "It will do you good, after working in the street all morning," said the foreman of a party of laborers from the PuhlicJ worxs aepnrtiueni to one 01 tne most in telligent of his workmen during a noon ing on an uptown street the other day. "I'd rather drink what I've got in my bucket." "What's .that" "Oatmeal and water." "What do you drink that for" "To keep cool, same as you drink water." "It doesn't rest you like beer, though." "Try it once and see. When I began drinking oatmeal in my water the wife had to almost make me take it. Now I wouldn't be without it. I used to drink a glass of beer every noon, two before sapper and work the growler' before go ing to sleep at night. That cost about twenty centa a day. Now I save all that and get along just as well as before. I don't know what there is about the meal, but when I have had a drink of it I don't care for beer or anything else to drink. You'd better try it yourself." "Oatmeal in water," explained a phy sician to a reporter who had overheard the above recorded dialogue, "is one of the best drinks in the world for a work ingman, especially in warm weather. It la nutritive, satisfying and agreeable to the stomach. For laborers it makes a useful addition to the diet, costs bnt lit tle and repays the small outlay in the form of increased ability to perform labor, either physical or mental " New York Mail and Express. Teatlag; Electric Currents. The heat indicating paint recently brought out has been applied to electric wires to indicate the strength of the cur rent. Tbe pafnt is red, turns dark as tht heat rises, and finally becomes black, which is conclusive evidence that the cur rent in the wire is too strong. Boston Transcript. The man who can count bit friends VBonais fingers is comparatively safe. JJncle Esek. A CREOLE MAIDEN. SHE IS BORN INTO AN ATMOSPHERE OF CONSERVATISM. tiirlhood In tbe Sacred I'reciucts or tlie ramily Circle Strict Kulet or Eti quette Love f Music and Dancius. O0 to School. A favored few, during the Nsvr Or leans exposition, caught a glimpse of the creole girl, and were surprised to find hei not the indolent, selfish creature of undis ciplined mind and temper that she has been so often pictured. They saw enough to convince them that she had been un justly represented, yet not enough of her domestic life, which the creole guards jealousy against intrusion, to be able to correctly decide what special influences had made her so unlike her American sisters. If, however, one is intimately enough acquainted with the Creoles to gain admission into their family circle, he will not be long in fixing upon these de termining forces. The creole girl is born into an atmosphere of conservatism. From the Iieginning it is her very breath of life. Not only custom, but the accumulated force of heredity, combine to make her live up to her ancestors. From the cradle she is accustomed not only to affection, but to its demonstrations. All her family and all their friends are not content to love one another in a careless, uevcr-tell-you-about-it fashion, but with protesta tions, with enthusiastic disclosures of heart, with kisses frequent and warm. Tho little maid could hardly be of cold demeanor in this air of demonstrative affection, which, according to the Hin doos, should never be wanting iu the mansions of the good. When she is old enough to come into the parlor she greets her mamma's guests with ease, and it is with angelic con fidence that she puts up her cheek to be kissed. The tact which is hers by inherit ance is already apparent, and not from creole children come the accessions to the ranks of les vnfants terribles. The mother encourages what mothers of northern races deem frivolities. Understanding the value of ease of manner, gracefulness of motion and the uumlierless prettinesses which come only by long practice, she very soon allows her youthful daughter to take part in gay little dances, harmless receptions, where little folk must act with the propriety of the greater. These gatherings entail no fine dressing, no costly refreshments or late hours, which are the characteristics of the modern child's party. AVOIDING IMPROPRIETIES. The little girl is early taught to avoid improprieties of speech and manner. The effect of mamma's oft iterated "Va douce ment, fillette," shows itself even iu her Ilay, for she indulges in none of that wild romping which is so often a distinguish ing feature iu the sports of others of her age and condition. The creole cirl is merry and vivacious, but she will never defy the rules of etiquette or her mother's frowns. She is her mother's constant companion, and her father, too, courts the society and confidence of his little daugh ter, and the bond between them is more intimate, more sacred, than is usual be tween American fathers and daughters. Even after marriage she keeps up this sweet intimacy, and her father is sure to be as interested and sympathetic a listener to her recounted trials and joys of house keeping and motherhood as is her mother. There never was a creole girl who could not dance. Her feet beat time naturally to the unison of waltz music as soon as she can walk. When aliout 8 years old she is sent to school, usually one kept by some reduced gentlewoman, where, though the text hooks have not been changed for years, and the demands for higher education are unknown, the youth ful pupil is carefully grounded in elemen tary rules. She studies French nnd learns facile use of English, and she is likely to learn Spanish or perhaps German. It is no uncommon thing for our little creole to speak well three or four languages. In her going and coming from school she must be accompanied by a servant or some grown person. Thus is an inexorable rule of all creole schools, the mistress feeling a personal responsibility for her pupils from the time they leave home until they again set foot within it. Amer ican children roust also conform to this rule, else they will not be received. CRADLED IN SONG. The little creole takes naturally to music, for she has been cradled in song; it is mother's milk to her; her earliest lul labies have been operatic airs. She daily hears discussions as to the relative merits and beauty of this opera and that, of the excellencies and deficiencies of the singers. Her parents attend the opera at least once a week, and oftener when possible, even if the entailed expense must mean very plain living. No musical heresies ever meet her ears. Wagnerian music is tabooed, but French and Italian opera, "Oh, ciel! com ma elle est ravissante!" She imbibes the good uatured contempt of her people for the American stage, but she frequently accompanies her parents to their own be loved French theatre. By easy steps the little maid has reached the age when she must make her first communion. Never until her niarriag. morn will she be the center of as inner interest and loving attention as upon thi day. It is a fete which after the solenit religious ceremonial is celebrated with feasting, while gifts are bestowed upon the young girl by all of her family con nections. It is now time for her to go to the convent to finish her education. She may attend as a weekly boarder any one of the numerous convents within the city; she may, notwithstanding tears nnd re monstrances, be forced to submit to the rigorous discipline of the Ursuline monas tery. Within those walls she can hold no communication with the world, save on special days, when friends may visit her. Small consolation, for when they see her a grim iron grating interposes itself be tween her and her beloved ones. All pres ents of fruit and other dainties must be impartially divided between classmates. Within this cloister have been edncated in all probability her mother, grandmother and great grandmother. Harper's Bazar. TASTEFULLY ARRANGED OFFICES. How Art and Business Are Combined with Advantage to Both. An artistic coal office is in Northamp ton, Mass., where a young lady is the proprietor and manager. The office is a picturesque little sitting room and the odd moments of time are devoted to drawing and designing, for the coal dealer is an artist and carries forward the business left by her father. The articles which are needed for handling coal are, thanks to enterprising manufacturers, made in an an artistic and practical manner. Wood boxes of antique oak are bound with handsome bands of hand wrought iron or polished brass, which prove very effective when developed in proper form. All these graceful and practical articles are found in the model coal office. The business office of The Decorator and Furnisher in New York is extremely pic turesque, practical and suggestive, to those who love beauty of form and color, novel design and exquisite workmanship. The office is one large room, with broad windows which admit a flood of sunshine and plenty of fresh air. Entering from the hall, you see a group of light effect, and soft, rich color, which fairly pervades the atmosphere. The room is divided into several nooks, called private offices, the partitions being made of fancy Japan ess lattice work set in frames of bamboo; the open lattice, made in squares, shows a variety of design and the tiny bits of wood, most of which are less than an inch in length, are put together with wonder ful exactness; the delicacy of the struc ture strikes one as not exactly suited to every day use, but strength is secured by perfect construction, and the delicate out lines gain added beauty from' the back ground of color secured by the addition of soft, bright silken draperies put up very simply on tiny rods. These cozy offices are filled with soft, bright rugs, easy chairs, couches and artistic trifles, which add to the cozy effect and serve many times for practical business pur poses. Mr. Low, tho man of tiles, has a pic turesque office in Chelsea. The exterior is made of brick, not polished red brick or painted brick, but refuse brick, odds and ends thrown out from the kiln as useless for building purposes. The bricks, with their irregular shapes, dashes of black, brown, yellow and red, have been builded into one of the most picturesque of Eng lish cottages, beneath whose portal the visitor enters into a breezy atmosphere, where desks of rich dark wood hold any amount of work; tho quiet, artistic sur roundings do not disturb any one, for it is a place to rest in. The fittings are of dark wood, the railing are of deep, rich tone, twisted in long, graceful coils, clasped at intervals by bands of polished brass; chairs, tables, book racks, tile holders, all have frames or supports of this twisted wood, which "is highly pol ished and reflects light and shade in a very charming fashion. A deep English window with diamond panes opens toward the street, and from the roof a deep shadow is cast along the outer wall from projecting eaves, while the corners of the building are strongly defined by clustered bricks which have been very hot in the kiln and in cooling run out of shape, pre senting irregular, elongated forms, which arc quaint and attractive when defined against a brilliant sky. Boston Art Magazine. Emancipation lu Brazil. A large number of planters in Brazil have just been very neatly hoist with their own petard. Two years ago a law was passed providing for the gradual emanci pation of the slaves, of whom the empire still contains a large number. Oue of the provisions of this law was that every slaveholder should register the number and individual value of his slaves, and the period allowed for this registration ex pired at the end of March last. On the registers being overhauled it appeared that only a relatively small proportion of the slaves in the country had been "declared." The bulk of them had been omitted in order that their owners might escape the small registration fee to be paid on each slave. As many of the planters own large numbers of slaves the saving to them was considerable. Every slave not registered, however, becomes ex post facto free, and iow there is gnashing of teeth in Brazil over the 200,000 bondsmen who will, it is feared, be manumitted by reason of this evasion of the law. The planters had counted upon the ignorance of the slaves not to claim their freedom, but the Brazil ian Sambo hits many friends. It appears, however, that most of the slaves who have so far become entitled to their liberty are voluntarily remaining with their old masters as hired laborers. St. James' Gazette. Shakespeare's Old Home. The Shakespeare house was purchased in the same way as wai Mount "Vernon, the home of Washington. It is nomi nally the property of the people. With us Mount Vernon is controlled by an as sociation of ladies, who find much amuse ment, comfort and importance in direct ing the affairs of that place, but there has never been any charge of admission made to Mount Vernon. The public cannot view the Shakespeare house without pay ing sixpence to sec the living rooms and sixpence more to view the second part of the house, which is filled up with a lot of rubbish, supposed to have some relation to the Shakespearean period. This repre sents about 25 cents of our money, and as there is an average of 250 visitors a day to the Shakespeare house, this would foot up an income of $60 per day. Certainly thus great amount of money is not all re quired for keeping up a very plain house. Two or three hundred dollars a year would surely cover that expenditure. What becomes of this large sum would afford an interesting subject of inquiry, I should say, with the people of England, who are supposed to own the place. Nearly all of the show places of Eng land have entrance fees charged for ad mission. Cor. New York World. Making Buttons Out of Blood. The country is learning to utilize waste. Making buttons of blood is in this direc tion. There is a large factory in Bridge port, near Chicago, employing about 100 men, boys and girls, in which waste ani mal blood is converted into buttons. The same firm has another large factory else where. A man named Hirsch was the first to introduce the business in this country some years ago. He lost f 16,000 the first six months, but stuck to it, and now he is immensely wealthy. There are a numlier of similar factories in England. From 8,000 to 10,000 gallons of blood are nsetl in the Bridgeport factory every day. Nothing but fresh beef blood is used. Considerable of the blood evaporates during the process of drying, but what remains is pure albumen. Some of it is light iu color and some dark, according to the chemical treatment given it. These thin sheets of dried blood are then broken up, and are ready to be worked into vari ous shapes and sizes. Iarge quantities of the blood sheets are used by cloth manu facturers for "setting" the colon, in calico goods. Not only are buttons made from blood in this way, but tons of earrings, breastpins, belt clasps, combs and trinkets are made annually there from blood. It is a queer, odoriferous business, but a paying one. Philadelphia Bulletin. Simple Method of Fumigation. In case of premises or apartments where there is diphtheria, the most convenient method of fumigation is to drop a small pinch of sulphur upon a hot stove, if there is one in the room; if there be no stove in the room, a few coals on a shovel or other convenient utensil may be carried into the room, and the sulphur dropped on the coals a little experience soon enabling any one to determine howmuch sulphur to burn in each room. It is not neces sary to fill the room so full of these sul phur fumes as to cause suffocation, and, if in any case a little too much mlphur is used, causing offensive fumes, the doors and windows can be opened for a minuto or two. Other disinfectants may of course be employed, but these sulphur fumes are found to permeate every crevice in the house the fact being that it is the most practical and effectual method of disinfec tion against the spread of the disease that can be adopted; is useful, Indeed, in the house infected and in all neighboring houses. Cor. American Medical Journal. Not So Bad After All. Englishmen have the reputation of be ing the coldest people in the world, bnt if properly approached their courtesy is in ferior to none. A letter of introduction always means a dinner, a ball, a lunch or tome substantial acknowledgment, aad to show the promptness with which they respond to such advances, I give an illus tration from my own experience. Several years ago, when Mr. Gladstone was in office, I sent him my card, and within twenty-four hours I received a personal visit f com the premier and his wife. Mrs. Frank Leslie's Letter. STUTTERERS SCHOOL. HOW THE HABIT OF STAMMERING IS OFTEN ACQUIRED. Scenes la tbe Office of a Man Who Makes Halting; Speech Kan Smoothly Im pedimenta of Speech of a Nervous Character. "Young man, how did you acquire the habit of stuttering?" "I u-u-used to m-m-mock a man. When he d-d-died I took his place." The question was by the professor of a vocal institute, and the answer by a young man who had just an nounced his intention of taking a series of lessons. A reporter was present, and sit ting around the room were several intelli gent looking young men, the most of whom could speak as fluently as any one. All declared that they had until recently been most inveterate stutterers or stammerers. The doctor's question suggested an inter esting train of thought. The reporter put the samo question to each of the patients in turn. "When I was about 6 years of ago," said number one, "I commenced to stutter a little. Then we moved to a strange place and I went to school. I was very diffident, and the teacher at tempted to force me to read and recite. Tho scholars laughed at me, I became, more diffident, and soon the habit was fixed on me." "I am his brother," said number two. "I learned it of him." "When I was young," said number three, "I used to play all the time with another boy who was a horrible stutterer, and I learned it of him. Whenever I was out with the loys and didn't think of it I would sometimes lind myself talking all right, but as soon as I thought about it I would commence again. My little brother afterward learned it of me." Number four said he learned the habit from another boy, but would liavo con quered it had not his teacher forced him to read and recite, at which times he Ikj came so nervous as to lose all control of himself. All had acquired the habit at the age of 6 or ?. OF A NERVOUS NATURE. "That accords with the most of my ex perience," said the doctor; "these impedi ments of speech are for the most part of a nervous nature. Lack of will power, the telegraphic system of the body out of order, imperfect connection between tho brain and muscles of speech. All this trouble sometimes arises from sudden fright. One patient of mine, a young lady, was slightly seized with stammering at tho time of the great lire. Afterward she saw a cow catch a little child on its horns. She was paralyzed with fright, unable to scream or move. The animal tossed the child into the air. She rushed to the spot and the child was fatally in jured. After that the lady was a bad case of confirmed stammering. "One of the worst cases I ever had was that of a young man. When he was a boy of 6 or 7 years of age his father threatened, if he committed ;i certain of fense, to throw him into the well. The boy committed the offense, and his father held him for a moment over the well head downward. From that time on the boy could not talk plainly. Many children acquire this malady in infancy, just as they are beginning to talk. Their parents or nurses tickle them, sometimes on the bottoms of the feet, thinking the loud laughter thus excited amusing. The 'pa papa' which the little oues cry out at such times is the first inception of the habit of sfuttering. The doctor is a jolly fellow, of fine phy sique and great personal magnetism, with the voice and laugh of a lion, if a lion can be imagined as laughing. In training his class he commences, in the most natural way in the world, to talk of all sorts of in teresting subjects, nnd soon an infection of good feeling seizes all present. He roars out his wonts with such force and fluency from the depths of his immense lungs that talking seems the easiest thing iu the world. Occasionally a remark is ad dressed to some member of the class in a conversational sort of way, and before they know it everybody seems to be able to talk. Occasionally he goes the rounds of the class with various vocal exercises for the development of certain muscles. SOME OF THE EXERCISES. Here are a few of the exercises. Some ministers und actors would do well to practice them: "Amos Ames, the amiable aeronaut, aided iu an aerial enterprise at the age of 88." 'Obtain all opportunities of obliterat ing obnoxious ostentations." "Henry Hingham has hung his harp on tho hook where he hitherto hung his hopes." What a nut for a Cockney to crack. "I like white vinegar with veal very well." "She sells sea shells. Shall he sell sea shells?" "Quixote Quixite quizzed a queerish quidbox. Where is the queerish quidbox Quixote Quixite quizzed?" When the pupils can recite these sen tences and a hundred or so similar oues fluently they are graduated. A clear cut, elegant and fluent utter ance is one of the greatest graces with which a person can be gifted. It tells al most the whole story of one's birth, early training and associations. The different kfnds of faulty elocution are known as stuttering, stammering, hesitancy, lisp ing, exhausted breath, nasal sound and improper articulation. Many people fall under so complete a list as this, who in some instances could improve their utter ance by a little private practice and atten tion to the matter. A stutterer has tho most difficulty in uttering lingual sounds, such as words beginning with L, while the stammerer stumbles over the labial sounds, of which words beginning with B are an example. Both habits are accom panied with facial distortion, and some times with a writhing or twitching of the whole body. That these are nervous af fections is shown by the devices tenoned to to get over some difficult letter or sound, as snapping the finger or stamping the foot. "I shut m-m-my list tight," said a stammerer, "and the electricity runs up my arm and lets the sound c-c-come out." At the letter C he drove his linger nails clear into the palm of Ids hands. Chicago Herald. She Wms Above .Shop Girls. Coming down in a Sixth avenue ele vated train lately, the writer sat opposite a young lady, neatly dressed in black. She was talking to a young man, and was struggling to get a pair of undressed kids on her hands. "Oh, dear!" said she, "how I do detest gloves. It takes me a good half hour to get my gloves on." "Why do you wear them, then?" he asked. "Oh, myl I wouldn't go barehanded for the world. I'm afraid somebody will take me for a shop girl." Upon inquiry the writer learned Mint the young woman was the engineer dt a typewriter in wholesale house at a sal ary of $5 a week. New York Evening Sun. Secret of Aerial Navigation. If a Russian engineer named Coslowiche Is to be believed he has conquered the secret of aerial navigation. His machine is said to be 200 feet, long, and to obviate a betrayal of his secret he had the appara tus constructed in different parts cf Eu rope. Chicago Herald. The sum to be raised by taxes in New York city this year is 131,803,174. CbucafiorjaE eparfmet$ A rroaannclnar Test. 1. adult 2. agriculture 3. allopathy 4. alveolar 5. area 6. bellows 7. bay-rum 8. bay-window 9. bronchitis 10. benzino 11. camel ia 12. cascade 13. centenary 26. extant 27. exhilarate . 28. exhibition- 29. financier 30. fragmentary 31. frontispiece 32. from 33. franchise 34. gallows f3.1. gibberish 36. gibbet 37. gibbons 38. gooseberry 14. chastisement 3'.), hearth 15. cleauly 40. herculean 16. desist 41. hovel 17. dessert 42. hover 18. diphtheria 43. hypocrisy 19. direct 44. illustrato 20. disputable 45. impetus 21. epitome 46. implacable 22. equation 47. incomparable 23. erudito 48. knoll 21. etiquctto 49. legislature 25. exact 50. long-lived I. Prononnce the nbove words, care. fully indicating tho primary accent oa the proper syllable. II. Pronounce the words again boinj careful to give the vowels their correc; sound, and indicate such by tho prope: diacritical sign. III. Pronounce tho words again, thii time denoting tho correct consonan' sounds ; such as th aspirate and (a soft the aspirate sound of , and tho z sounc of ; when x has the sound of gz; anc when the sound of k&; also other con sonant sounds. IV. After you have completed youj work compare it with Webster, Wor cester, or Nuttall, and mark how manj errors you have made. V. When reading or studying, mark down every word you meet in whicr. you aro not quite sure of tho correc! pronunciation; at your leisuro look up these words and impress them upor your memory. It is a gratification tc know you area correct reader, and it h extremely embarrasing to read aloud tc anyono when you aro not sure of youi pronounciation. VI. Teachera should have at leasl one pronouncing exercise each week. The selection of words should bo those most frequently met with, not jaw breaking words nor .scientific terms, but such as will be needed daily. VII. Consult only the best authori ties on pronounciation, many school books on tho subject are compiled bj incompetent persons or are care lessly printed and are therefore nol reliable authorities for young pupih who have access to few books. VIII. Correct pronunciation should form part of every reading exercise, in fact of almost every recitation, for nc teacher should permit a pnjiil to com mit un error of this kind without kind ly and promptly calling his attention to it. S. II. Thompson. Hard Study Mot Unheal ttifnl. The cxerciso of tho brain, undei proper conditions, is no more unhealthy ful than the exercise of the arm or any other part of tho body. It was made for use. Its functions are us essential to life and health as those of tho stom ach and lungs, and its full powerful de velopment is essential to the highest health and perfection of the bodily powers. Like all other parts of the body, the brain is subject to waste, and demands nourishment, more in proportion to its size than any othei organ of the body. Tho fresh air, general exercise, and proper alterna tions of repose, required for the health of ail other parts of the physical sys tem, arc also requisite for a healthy brain; and these being withheld will kill the student as quick as it will an other man, but r.o quicker. That many students lose health is not owing to hard study, but to close confinement withont fresh air, and to insufficient general exercise. Intellectual efforts ought to promote tho health, and doubtless do when the ether functions of the body are not sacrificed for it. We are not so badly constructed that, in order to be fat we must consent to be fools; nor is a dyspeptic stomach the necessary companion of a wise head. Only the best and the worse students usually show injury, the best because of over-work and under-rest, bad air and inaction; the worst because of idleness nnd dissipation. Students between the two classes usually escape injury, except as they approach either one or the other of the classes named. The marking system in our colleges, while it has certain advantages which professors are quito ready to perceive and use, is fraught with so many dan gers and positive evils that it can scarcely be defended. Tho system of college honors, which usually stands connected with aud crowns the system of marking, is another of those bad and dangerous usages to which wo ex pose college life. It is questionable whether the public exercises with which tho school year of our public high schools is usually closed, have not the same bad effects. And worst of all, the stimulation excited by theae systems or which I have spoken is aa unfriendly to sound scholarship and real intellectual power as it ia to good health. Dr. Gregory. Syrcp of Fijr Is Nature's own true laxative. It is the most easily taken, and the most effective remedy known to Cleanse tho System when Bilious or Costive; to dispel Head aches, Colds and Fevers; to cure Habit ual Constipation, Indigestion. Piles, etc. Manufactured only by tho California Fig Syrup Company, San Francisco, Cal. For sale only by Dowty & Becher. 27-y ; Birmingham gun firm, in order to ob viate the difficulty in sighting Runs in the dark, hrms introduced small diamonds in both Bights. National Bank! or COLUMBUS. It -HAS AN- Authorized Capital of $250,000, A Surplus Fund of - $20,000, And tho lawwt Paid ia Cask Capital of any bank in this part of the State. J3PUt)potit recoivi-d and intemt paid on time deposits. 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