L " Che Cflltttnte Mttrtial. -- : .. -w -l , ' :' VOL. XVin.-NO. 26. COLUMBUS, NEB., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1887. WHOLE NO. 910. COLUMBUS STATE BANK. COLUMBUS, NEB. Cash Capital $75,000. DIKK'TOKS: LKANDKRGERRARD. IWt. GEO. W. IIULST. Vice Pres't. JUUUH A. UKKD. It. II. HUSKY. J. K. TA8K3K. Cntliinr. k or lepelt- IHMcouni CsIIectlesN Promptly MMde on mil PlBtM. Pay Iiterel on Tine lepow Ita. COLUMBUS Savings Bank, LOAN & TRUST COMPANY. Capital Stock, 8100,000. OFFICERS: A. ANDERSON. 1-res't. O. W. SHELDON. Vice Pres't. O. T. HOKS. Tivhu. KOBKKT UHLIG. Sec. fJ-Will receie time depotitH, from $1.00 and any amount upwards, und will pay the cus tomary rate of intere"rt. WVe particularly draw your attention to our facilities for inaklus loans on real estate, at the lowest rate of intercut. l35"Cit, School and County Bond, and in dividual Mauritius are bought. lOjune'SCy FOR THE WESTERN COTTAGE QB&AH CALL ON A.&M.TURNER Or G. W. UIBLEK, Trsi-rellncr Nalwrnaa. fJSThese organs are first-class in ever" Ir tioular, aud mo guaranteed. SCNIFFROTH & PUTH, DEJU.EBB.IN CHAX.X.filfaB WIND MILLS, AKD PUMPS, Buckeye Mower, combined, Self Binder, wire or twine. Flaps Repaired om short notice ue door west of Heintx's Drug Store. 11th tract, Columbus, Neb. 17novS-tf HENRY &ASS. UNDEETAKEE ! COFFINS AND METALLIC CASES AKB DIALER IN Faraitara, Ckalrs, Bedsteads, Bu- vs, TmblM, Safes. Lounges, JkcPictmre Frames and Mouldings. ,3F" Repairing of all kinds of Uphol .sirry Good. t-tf COLUMBUS. NEBRASKA. PATENTS CATE4TI, TMiBE HISS AKB CnPlBIGHTS Oataiaed. and all other business in the U.S. Patent Office attended to for MODERATE ttCES. Our office is opposite the U. 8. Patent Office, aaa wa oaa obtain Patents in leu time than those restate bom WASHINGTON. Head MODEL OB DRAWING. We advise as to treatability free of chance: and make NO CK&BOE UNLESS WE OBTAIN PATENT. We refer here to the Postmaster, the 8upt. of t Messy Order Div., and to officials of the U. S. rateat umos. cor circulars, aavicc, lama ana i to actual clients in your own txaie or j, vrlta to ttOSoe, Waahinctoafl'. Opposite Patent 'C. Henry J. Hudson, Republican nominee for County Judge, wub born in London, Nov. 28, 1822. He moved to America in 1851, accompanied by bis wifo and three oldest children. He lived in Illinois until April 1857, when bo removed to Nebraska, where he has lived evor since, raising a large fam ily, each one of them an honor to their parents. To give even an outline of Mr. Hud son's public career would more than fill all the columns of the Journal. In the early days he was elected representative from Monroe, Platte, Dodge and Wash ington counties to the legislature, but was --wliittled" out of the position in a contest; later along, in 1871--2, he served a term in the legislature, and was unani mously selected by his fellow-members as ono of tho managers for the House in the impeachment trial of Gov. Butler. Mr. Hudson has been three times post master; Justice of the Peace eleven years consecutively, and afterwards six years, resigning the position; county clerk three times; county commissioner, three terms; as county supervisor, under township organization, ho is now serv ing his second term, and is chairman of the lioard. For the oflieo of County Judge Mr. Hudson is peculiarly well qualified a man of family and experience, he real izes tho importance of faithfully guard ing the interests of the widow and the children in the settlement of estates of decedents, and he would see to it that justice be done. For an intelligent dis charge of tho duties of the office, with great credit to himself and with honor to the county, no one questions Mr. Hudson's ability to far exceed his com petitor. He ought to be elected unani mously. Lewis J. Cramer, Republican nominee for Superintendent of Public Instruction, was born at Tiffin, Spnwa mnntv. Ohio. Dec. 7. 1847. In his youth he attended school, and did such work as boys brought up on a farm are required to do. Mr. Cramer has a diploma from Hei delhurg College in his native city, and holds a Nebraska State Teacher's Cer tificate for life. His present position as head of tho public schools of this city he has held for the past eleven years, an unusual, we may well say, remarkable "tenure of office," from numerous school boards. He is well acquainted with the people of the comity, thoroughly so with the teachers, and with the needs of the public school system of Platte county. Every man, woman and child interest ed in the welfare of the schools should make an effort to have voters cast their ballots for L. J. Cramer. There is a growing tendency by the Ieople to regard school and judicial matters as a little aside from politics generally. If this feeling is allowed to prevail, Mr. Cramer will receive a unani mous vote. Henry Kirkert, Tho republican nominee for County Clerk, was born in Oldenburg, Germany, in 1850. In 1858 he came to Nobraska with his parents, his father pre-empting 1)0 where Henry now lives. In 18(35, when Henry was fifteen years of age, his father died his mother is still living with her son and only child. Mr. Rick ert now owns 400 good acres of land in Shell Creek valley, and is a man highly esteemed by his neighbors and his ac quaintances generally. In Uismark township, where ho resides, ho has held the office of justice of the peace, clerk, school director and treasurer, and has always shown ability, honesty and faith fulness in the discharge of duty. When Mr. Rickert was a lad of fourteen he met with an accident that permanently bent his spine, but does not prevent his do ing a man's full work. We can assure our readers that Mr. Rickert is, in every way, worthy the offico for which he is nominated. John H.Sacridrr, The republican nominee for Clerk of the District Court, was born in Duchess county, New York, March 3d, 1839. At tho ago of twelve he became a resi dent of Illinois, living first for a short time in La Salle county, afterwards in Henry county. He passed his youth partly on a farm, at school and as a clerk in a store. In 1862, he joined Company D of the 5Cth Regiment of Illinois Volunteers, and served his country as a soldier, faithfully and well, until March 28, 1865. In 1871, sixteen years ago, Mr. Sac rider came to Platte county, taking a homestead under the government his valor helped to save, tho hundred and sixty acres in Monroe township that has since been his home. Mr. Sacrider is a man of good judg ment, a scholarly, well-informed man and an excellent penman. He will fill the office of Clerk of the District Court with honor to himself and the county. Our Position. We do not believe in trying to ride both sides of the fence. No reliable newspaper will be guilty of such a farce; on the contrary they should declare their position on all public questions which may come within their jurisdic tion. The Argun has from time to time expressed its political principles. It has been honest and sincere in these ex pressionswhether they grated on the ears of friend or foe, and because of this honesty of purpose we do not entertain the idea of deserting the policy which we think is right because it clashes with the convention held in Platte Center Wednesday. Therefore with all due respect for others who may differ with us, and granting every citizen a right to his opinion, we must say we think the nom ination of Mr. Kavanaugh for the office of county treasurer was a fatal blunder of the democratic nominating conven tion of Platte county. We do not believe Mr. Kavanaugh is the choice of the democratic people while evidently he is the choice of the political jobbers and wire-pullers. These men are not always fair representatives of the rank and file of democracy. The Argus does not propose to be a secret enemy, politically, of Mr. Kar anaugh. We will not work against him smiling in his face and irairlny him in the back at the same time commonly called "work on the quiet," but, be lieving that Mr. Kavanaugh lacks in every essential qualification to fit him for the office of county treasurer, we un hesitatingly declare that we cannot sup port him, and would be glad of the op portunity to help elect a man more fitting. Platte Center Argus. The Strongest and Best. The work of the republican conven tion Friday was a guarantee of victory at the polls and that the management of the affairs of Platte county will fall in honest and trustworthy hands'. The ticket is clean and as capable a ticket, from top to bottom, as has ever been put before the people, and the sole ob ject of the convention seemed to be, not how can we score a point and win a nomination for a certain candidate, but to the contrary, which is the better and most capable man and what action shall we take to the more fully meet the wishes of the people. We have not the information at hand to give a personal history of the candidates who appear at tho head of our columns, but they are all old residents of the county, and are known- to be strong and capable men, each for the office for which they were selected. GU8. a. BECHBR needs no endorsement from us,-for he is known to be ono of the most prompt and thorough business men in Platte county, and if placed in the treasurer's office the people will have the satisfaction of knowing their county interests are in the care of ono of the most competent ac countants and business men in the county. He is not only prompt, thorough and capable in business, but he is obliging, genial, pleasant and social which are all desirable qualifications for a county official. Becher's election is beyond a boubt. Everybody knows M. C. BLOEDOHN, our candidate for sheriff, who has grown to manhood and spent the better part of his life in Platte county, and who is as popular as he is well known. In all his years in our midst, conducting as he has a lively business interest, there is not one man to say he has ever done a dis honorable or mean act, and with a heart as big and generous as it is brave and kind, ever prompting him to magnani mous and noble deeds, there is not a man within the borders of our county who will go further or do more to oblige a neighbor or assist a friend than M. C. Bloedorn, of Humphrey. Capable, hon est, popular and qualified the Fates have decreed that he shall be next sheriff of Platte county. H. J. HUDSON', our nominee for county judge has lived and withstood the wintry blasts on the cold and treeless plains of Nebraska for lo these thirty years. He is the pioneer of pioneers; before city, county or state had boundaries and organization he was here, and he has never been given a trust or charge that he did not execute with ability and fidelity, and tho faith ful old citizen will be honored with a complimentary and majority vote for his long and useful life in our county. Ij. J. CRAMER, the superintendent of the Columbus schools was asked and entreated by men who have the educational interests of the county at heart to accept of the nomination for county superintendent. His position as teacher is as good as the office tendered him by the convention, and ho reluctantly consented, as poli tics has no charms for him. He is ever whit a gentleman, and possesses the qualifications mentally, morally and so cially to place the schools of Platte county on a more elevated and better plan and would do honor to our schools, honor to our county and honor to him self, and he is a worthy candidate for your support and suffrage. If our readers expect him to succeed to the suporintendency through the same ques tionable mode of electioneering as has done Bervico in the past in this county he will never be the guardian of our schools, but if the people are looking for an educated, refined and capable officer, and desirous of having a gentle man to superintend the educational in terests of our children L. J. Cramer is such a man. GEO. 8. TRUMAN is without doubt tho best surveyor in Platte county, and why wouldn't it be a good idea to elect one who is thorough and learned in every branch and detail of the business. HENRY RICKERT, the candidate for county clerk, was warmly endorsed by the convention as a man eminently qualified for the posi tion, and unless the voters of Platte county desire to establish a little official monarchy and crown John Stauffer as their King during natural life and his heirs and assignees thereafter, Mr. Rick ert will bo elected. J. H. SACRIDER, is a splendid penman and a good schol ar, and, if elected, will make an efficient clerk of the district court. DR. . J. SCHUO was elected coroner two years ago by a handsome majority, and the next inquest he is likely to hold officially will be on the poor misguided democratic candi date, one J. C. Caldwell, who is now sick unto death at Lindsay. Humphrey In dependent. The Ticket and the Platform. The Republican party of Nebraska should be well satisfied with the work of its state convention. There were care fully planned and urgently pressed schemes the success of which would have placed the party in a false, and perhaps perilous position, but although it required a long and arduous struggle, such as happens very rarely in a con vention like that of Wednesday, to over come them, wiser counsels prevailed and they were defeated. We have very little doubt that upon the sober second thought most of those who supported these projects will see the mistake that would have been made in their adoption and will with all the more heartiness and zeal devote themselves to the duty of securing the popular endorsement of the convention's action. The ticket will receive the full sup port of the party. The renomination of Judge Maxwell was in responce to the undoubted wish of a large majority of the rank and file of the party, and was a just recognition of long, honorable and useful service. It is not necessary to enlarge upon his claims, so thoroughly are they known and appreciated by the older citizens of Nebraska. For more than thirty years he has been under he public scrutiny in positions of trust and grave responsibility, and his record is without a blemish. His judicial career has pre-eminently exemplified the highest standards of merit inthat-capacity, furnishing an example of integ- rity, impartiality and industry which will exert its influence upon the judi ciary of the state long after the learned and distinguished jurist shall have re tired from the arena of this world's la bors. The character, experience and acquirements of Judge Maxwell all com mend him to popular support, and he will be re-elected by an undiminished majority. The candidates for regents of the university, Dr. B. B. Davis, of Mc Cook, and Dr. George Roberts, of Knox county, are gentlemen fully qualified for the position. The former is a graduate of tho University of Nebraska, and the latter of the medical department of the University of Pennsylvania. Both are scholarly men, who have always taken an earnest interest in educational af fairs, and they will undoubtedly be val uable accessories to the lioard of re gents. The platform takes a position regard ing the railways which every citizen concerned for the welfare of the state will approve. On the subject of the tariff it shows nn advance in declaring that the business of tho country de mands a revision and that the republi can party will see that such revision shall be made at the earliest practicable day.- The just demands of tho soldiers to generous treatment from the gov ernment are recognized, Ireland's hopes are encouraged, and tho omissions and faults of tho democracy receive ade quate attention. Tho proposition for an extra session of the legislature, which was the source of a prolonged and very heated discussion, failed chiefly for the reason that there was a majority who had no faith in the present legislators and believed that if called together they would accomplish nothing. Having an entirely acceptable ticket and a platform which all Nobraska re publicans can approve, there does not appear to be any reason why the party should not move forward to an over whelming victory. Omaha Bee. A desperate attempt was made the other day at Reading, Pa., on the Penn sylvania railroad. As the road approach es the river a high embankment and several city streets pass beneath in un der arches. A heavy coal train came along, and when it was on the steep em bankment, nearly two squares long, there was a heavy crash as the engine splintered a heavy plank which had been placed across the track and securely fastened. Fortunately the heavy engine mounted the plank and crushed it. If the engine and care had been tumbled over the bank they would have crushed the whole row of houses with terrible results to the occu pants. An investigation will be made. Two men were seen to run away in the darkness just as the engine struck the plank. A terrible accident occurred the other evening at the Roanoke mines, Ky., re sulting in the death of one man, three fatally injured, and twelve others more or less hurt. The cause a premature blast, and sixty miners were in close proximity to the blast at the time. Van Smith was stunned, fell into a pool of water and was drowned. Brock Edgar was caught in an elevator and his legs so badly crushed that he will die, and others were badly bruised by the force of the explosion, which threw them against the walls. Most of the injured are colored men. SUMMER HOTEL EMPLOYES. What Become of Clerks and Stewards tVlica tho Leaves Begin to Fall. "Papa, what becomes of these hand some hotel clerks after the season closes?" asked a bright young woman of her father, pointing" to a young man at the Long Beach hotel recently. "My dear, I don't know what becomes of them. That particular young man is a depositor in our bank, and is altogether a model young man. Many of them, how ever, live in idleness and luxury as long as their earnings last and then accept sit uations in fur stores, where their exten sive acquaintance with fashionable butter flies makes their services valuable. Some of them find employment in large dry goods stores as floor walkers. "Many hotel bookkeepers find employ ment in brokers' offices, where they dis appear behind Inclosed desks and are lost to the public until the next summer. I know one bright hotel clerk whose winter occupation is a very pleasant one. He is the escort of a wealthy but aged lady. The pair may be seen almost every even ing at one of the theatres. After the theatre they go to Delmonico's, where a sumptuous supper is indulged in. A car riage takes them to the lady's residence, and he leaves her at the door. This ends his night's work, but he must report for duty at 7 p.m. the following evening. His salary is $200 per month, out of which he is expected to dress in the latest fashion. "A few of the summer hotel employes find positions in city hotels here and in other large cities, but at reduced salaries. A clerk who has squandered his earnings in poker or on horse races is likely to ac cept the very first position offered him, which at hotels is usually the position of night clerk. "Many of them seek employment at southern winter resorts and live in a very economical manner until these open. Oth ers take the places of city hotel clerks who are on vacations, while a few collect hotel bills on commission from guests who fail to commune with bookkeepers before leaving. "The collector must be a thorough gen tleman, well versed in the usages of polite society. His first move is to go to the city or town where the delinquent lives, well fortified with letters of introduction to its prominent people. He participates in all social events that occur, and becomes quite intimate with the culprit and his family before the business in hand is men tioned. He learns all about his private affairs and his escapades when visiting the city, and when he unbosoms himself seldom fails to return with the amount of the bill or its equivalent well indorsed. "A few become connected with the the atres as ushers and ticket sellers, and some of them go on the road with travel ing companies. "Hotel stewards who fail to secure win ter positions in their professions become drummers for wholesale houses. They make the life of employed hotel stewards a burden by persistent drumming. Nev ertheless they make good salesmen, for the reason that they know the leisure mo ments of their victims. Others are secretly employed by wine houses. Their busiBsss Is to boom a certain brand of wine ia such a manner that their eonnec tfon with it will sot be dlsssTsisd. "One prominent hotel steward, who is Abo a good cook, makes quite a respect sjble living teaching wealthy but inexperi enced epicures the art of dining. .His lot as happy one. He dines with his patrons fashionable restaurants; orders the vari ess meals and explains the various dishes, sauces and soups. He also interprets the French names of the dishes, who their in ventors were and when, where and why they are so named. When not otherwise engaged he visits the houses of people who give little suppers without the aid of outside caterers. He teaches the serv ants the art' of salad making, and con verses with the housewife on the food in season and the best and tost appetizing manner of preparing and serving it Children, and even grown people, are taught the art of carv ing by him, how the knife should be sharpened, held and how cared for when not iu use. Periodical excursions are made to the prominent markets, where he teaches the housewife and her marriage able daughters how to select the best of everything at reasonable prices." New York Evening Sun. Caused by Shaking Hands. In speaking with an old army officer on the subject of the frequent Indian out breaks within the past few years, he ad vanced a singular theory, which, to bis mind, at least, accounted satisfactorily for much that has heretofore seemed in explicable. Said my friend: "In old times, when it was necessary to prove the assent to a written contract of persons who could neither read nor write, this was done by affixing their seals. When the Indian makes a contract he does so by word of mouth, sealing the contract with that solemnity which, to a redskin, means all things he shakes hands upon it This is a custom with the Indian which is re served exclusively to ratify his contract, and never, as with us, in salutation. "When an occasion of importance de mands that the chiefs shall come to Wash ington, before starting they represent to their tribes the business in hand, and state that they will go and see the Great Father, with whom they will enter into treaty. Arrived in Washington, an interpreter presents their case to the president, who, in good will to show that he is not above giving a kind reception to the humblest man in the country, advances and proffers his hand. The chiefs are delighted, and return to their tribes, setting forth that the Great Father has acceded to their wishes, because, after hearing the case, he shook hands with them. If, after the ex ecution of a contract in the presence of witnesses subsequently sworn to and re corded, we should then break it so that a suit in court would be the only remedy to the party injured thereby, the situation would not be more serious here, while the president shakes bands with an Indian who afterward does not get or enjoy what he understood would bo given by that act of handshaking. All of which goes to prove, in conclusion, that the president should never shake hands with an In dian." Washington Letter. la a Steamship's Engine Room. My reverlo is broken by a touch on the shoulder, and looking round I find the good natured captain, who says: "Would you like to go down with me? I Inspect the engines every day." We descend to the main deck, and by an iron door enter the engine compartment. A bunch of cotton waste is placed in each hand as a protection against the omnipresent oil. Carefully we descend the iron stairs, keep ing a firm hold of the balustrade, lest a sudden lurch of the ship should precipi tate us among the great levers and cranks that weave with relentless speed. Like the huge monsters of a nightmare, they would grind their teeth and tear their vic tim limb from limb. At every stroke of the piston a cold shower bath thrown upon the bearings prevents the masses of metal from becoming heated. Through a dim alley lu the hold runs the steel shaft, extending from engine to screw, each of whose sixty revolutions a minute drives the enormous iron ship near ly thirty feet ahead in the sea. Here in a side room are the dynamos for electric lights of the incandescent arc pattern dis tributed throughout the ship. 'Be careful," says the captain as we enter a dark passage between the hot fur naces and a moment later emerge into the glare of open fire doors. Stokers stripped to the waist, smeared with coal dust and streaked with sweat, are working furi ously. Out they drag the burning coals that hiss as they drop on the flooded grat ings. In they thrust the fiery giants' food and with a crash of closing doors it is suddenly dark. Back by the hot pass age and staircase we regain the deck. It seems weird to suddenly lose the tumult of the engine and find ourselves In the cold night air, with misty stars overhead and wind moaning in the cordage. Albert H. Munsell in Outing. Chasing the Sword fish. "The pursuit of the swordflsh," Pro fessor Goode says, "is much more ex citing than ordinary fishing, for it resem bles the hunting of large nnimals upon the land and partakes more of the nature of the chase. There is no slow or careful baiting and patient waiting, and no dis appointment caused by the accidental capture of worthless bolt stealers. The game is seen and followed, and outwitted by wary tactics and killed by strength of arm and skill. The swordflsh is a power ful antagonist, sometimes, and sends his pursuers' vessel into harbor leaking, and almost sinking, from injuries he has in flicted. I have 'known a vessel to be struck by wounded swordflsh as many as twenty times in a season. "There is even the spice of personal danger to give savor to the chase, for the men are occasionally injured by the in furiated fish. One of Capt Ashby's crew was severely wounded by a sword flsh, which thrust his beak through the oak floor of a boat on which he was stand ing, and penetrated about two inches in his naked heel. The strange fascination draws men to this pursuit when they have once learned its charms. An old swordflsherman, who had followed the pursuit for twenty years, told me that when he was on the cruising ground he fished all night in his dreams, and that many a time he has bruised his hands and rubbed the skin off his knuckles by striking them against the ceiling of his bunk when he raised his arms to thrust the harpoons into visionary monster swordflshes." New York Mail and Ex press. Moaey la Cuba. Money in Santiago de Cuba is a scarce article, and to change a $5 gold piece would take a day's travel, and Invariably the change (if American) would haves hole punched in each piece. This is done, I am informed, to keep the money in the country. I do not remember of seeing on the island of Cuba a piece of American money in circulation without a hole in it American paper money is of no value for general trade in Santiago, and Cuban pa per money will not pass atalL Money being so scarce the greater part of the trade is carried on by barter among the general public, and the money is firmly held by the few exporters and larger deal ers. Cor. Detroit Post The tab kept on the fruits of the bull fights in the City of Mexico from April 24 to 27, inclusive, reads as follows: Horses killed, 10; bulls killed, 10; horses wound ed, 11; bull fighters wounded, 4; total animals, 44. The productive faculty is of little avail without the divine spark, the flash of In which gives it value. Christian Bsfd. STEALING REGISTERED LETTERS. How the Dishonest Foetesaea Employe Ara Sometimes Caaght. "There is one place in the postoffice ser vice where stealing can be carried on with little fear of detection," said one of the division superintendents recently, "and that is in the registered letter department The opinion of almost every one is that the safest way to send a letter or package is to register it But there is a loophole through which the mall can slip with great ease. The weak part of the system is in the receiving department Say that a registered package is received at the postoffice from some place out of the city. It passes to the clerks in the regular way for distribution. If one of them is dis honest he collars the package and, of course, does not send the notice to the person to whom it was directed. Not re ceiving any notice the owner does not call at the office for the package, and the per son sending it, having perfect confidence in the delivery system, believes it to have been safely delivered. No complaints are , made to the ofBeiraaA Hen tone trouble. All the thief hss to do is to satisfy the department which has a check upon him, and this is done by forging the name of the owner of the package to a receipt and sending it to the proper authorities." "Is it easy for a clerk to pick out a let ter containing money?" "Yes. They will do it as certainly as a cat will scent a fish head in an ash bar rel. It's all done by the sense of touch. A clerk must not be seen weighing up letters, but must go through a pile with all possible speed. As his fingers glide quickly over the letters, if he has been long at the business, he will know intui tively a letter which contains anything that makes an uneven fold within, as is usually the cose with money. It may not be money, but if it feels like it; that is enough, and the letter is dexterously dropped on the floor or slipped into a con venient place, where it can be picked up without exciting suspicion." "How are the thieves usually detected?" "By means of decoy letters. These let ters are fixed up in the inspector's office. Marked money is put into them. A bag that comes to the office is opened and the decoys are put in before the bag is sent to the distributing department The bog comes to the suspected clerk in the regu lar way. Search is mode for the decoy in the place where It should be if it had been properly distributed. If not found the clerk is searched, and if the right per son was suspected the money will bo found on him. It is hard to work a decoy on an expert thief. I know of one man who passed thirty-five decoys before he was caught In fact he let them slip by so regularly that he disarmed suspicion and the decoys were tried on every other clerk. Complaints were coming in all the time and the case was puzzling. "None of the clerks would touch a de coy. Finally the first man suspected, took one and was arrested. He confessed, and said that he could tell a decoy every time, because it did not have the marks of travel on it, and the stamping was smooth and sharp, showing that a stamp rarely used had been applied to the letter and not the one regularly used in the course of business. "There is more or less stealing all the time in the postoffice, but such a close watch is kept on the men that the amount stolen is now comparatively small. Thieves crop out in the most unexpected places, and men in good positions are sometimes caught sacrificing their good name, home and future for petty sums of money." New York Evening Sun. Theory of Spontaneous Combustion. The Lime Kiln club's committee on sci ence and philosophy being called upon for their quarterly report promptly responded with a document of great interest Several months bince the committee was instructed to enter upon a series of experiments to test the theory of spontaneous combustion, and they now reported the result of their labors as follows: 1. An old red flannel shirt was carelessly wrapped up in a copy of The Police Ga zette and thrown under the bed. At the end of ten weeks it was hauled out and Inspected. No signs of combustion. 2. Several cotton rags were stuffed into an old plug hat and placed on the top shelf in a pantry, between an old teapot with the nose broken off and a two quart jug containing cough mixture. Eight weeks brought no change, except that a rat ate part of the brim off the hat 3. Cotton and woolen rags were sprinkled with whisky and packed away in a trunk with summer clothing and the trunk marked on either end with white chalk. At the end of seven weeks it was discovered that the whisky had been wasted. 4. A pine bedstead, stained to resemble walnut, was exposed to the sun forty-two days. No combustion. 5. A white hat, left over from the Gree ley campaign, was filled with certificates of honesty belonging to ward politicians and placed on the roof of a campaign wig wam, but was stolen before fermentation set in. The committee could not report a single satisfactory result in the experiments and were discharged from the further consid eration of the subject Detroit Free Press. Ho News of Importance. Probably one of the most remarkable t men of one idea was Lord Palmerston, who could think of little else but foreign politics. An amusing story is told of him in the "Greville Memoirs." "The queen," says Greville, "told Clarendon an anec dote of Palmerston, showing how exclu sively absorbed he is with foreign politics. Her majesty had been much interested in and alarmed at the strikes and troubles in the north, and asked Palmerston for de tails about them, when she found that he knew nothing at alL One morning, after previous inquiries, she said to him: 'Pray, Lord Palmerston, have you any news?' To which he replied: 'No, madam, I have heard nothing, but it seems certain the Turks have crossed the Danube.' The fact that Palmerston at this time was not foreign minister, but home secretary, adds point to the anec dote." Chambers' Journal. The Increase of Whales. Not very many months ago a trade jour nal made the statement that the whale were fast being exterminated and that it is only a question of time when a substi tute must be found for whalebone. Then, when I was in your city last February, a young man who was selling one of these substitutes repeated this chestnut to me. I have shown this article around in the fleet and repeated the statement, much to the amusement of whalemen. The men who have these substitutes to sell are do ing their best through the public prints to exterminate the whales, but the whale men find it impossible even to keep up with the increase of the whales, to say nothing about exterminating them. 1 wish the former success in their under taking. Cor. Chicago Times. The Faalt Finders. Almost every parish has its pious wood peckers. To these creatures there is nothing in the Lord's Cedar of Lebanon worthy of "note or commeat" except its possible spots of decay. No faith in the solid roots; no delight in the spreading branches; no comfort under the shelter ing leaves; no sweetmeats, no satisfaction anywhere where there is not a dainty grab beneath! Over any such spot, how ever nnnoticeable or unimportant, they wfll make more ado than all the other fowls ia the branches thereof. From all such "the Lord deliver us." Chicago Living Chnreh. ducafiorjeti cparfirni Discipline We have seen schools that were a quiet as a room full of horrors. We have seen tho pupils sitting in strained positions, with head erect, hands by aide, or arms folded, turning neither to the right nor the left, or, if moving, moving slowly, almost wearily with downcast eye, on tip-toe, with hands clasped behind the buck, whispering not, smiling not, with the light of the eye dull, and all tho joyousness of child hood driven from the faces of the pu pils by the fierceness of the methods of the petty tyrant in charge. We have wondered whether the so called school was not a prison, or a re formatory institution of some kind, and we can remember how glad wo were to get out again into the free air and the .bright sunshine of the onter world, where we could again see a child smile and hear the merry laugh, and earnest happy voices of thosu who were free. We have heard such schools praised as models of excellence, as schools of faultless discipline, whoso teachers, so earnest, so skilled, were worthy of memorials in brass or marblo. Wo never heard what became of these teachers. They -are not mentioned with Arnold, or Froebel, or Pestalozzi. Wo are inclined to think that the pro grossing waves of modern educational thought have overthrown or overlapped them, and has loft to us no trace of their doings or existence. It was not discipline, it was cruelty, torturo, or deviltry. It was the op pression of a weak child by a strong grown mun or woman. It developed neither strength of character, nor no bility of purpose. It drove out all joy ousness, all love, and made the child worse by far than if it had trained with the gamins of the gutter. Who can say that lives have not been wrecked by some pet cruelty of some petted teacher. Who can say that the moroseness, the Bullenness, the petty spite or mean ac tions of some manhood may not have been the result of acts of oppression, committed thoughtlessly by the teachoi of his boyhood ? Too much discipline, too much rule and regulation, too much of the marti net in the formalities of the school room is far worse than the absence of all restraining rules. For, if a child is guided properly, carefully, thought fully, it will develop for good, but if it is continually and forcibly held back, if it is deprived of all freedom of speech or action, it will pluce itself in antago nism to the teacher, to the authority of the school, to society. The antagonism wins in the contest, but it is at the ex penso of society. The bad boy, so made by this faulty discipline, becomes a bad man. Who is responsible ? We have, in our later days, come to sec some points on child manners and movements, which we wish we had seen when wo were younger. We might bo happier. We know we should be prouder. Many of the so-called disobediences of children are not wilful. Many of their bad deeds are the result of un controllable impulses. Very few ol their bad acts are the results of delib erate thought. Many of them are the results of parentage of home-training and surroundings. Should we not then, carefully and patiently guide a child into the right path if we suspect such influences? Shall we beat it back, or scold it back ? Or shall we, when it wanders from the path, place it again and again on the track until the little feet, by constant going, hare worn a path from and for its own traveling. Grown people have many faults. Teachers are not perfect. They make many mistakes. They slip from the path occasionally they commit- dis obediences to authority. They would be much chagrined, if they, on all such occasions, wero hold up to public re buke or reproof. Should not the same consideration, the same compassion, be extended to the little ones? The graces of patience are best seen in the treat ment of children. It makes men look like gods. But who are children ? When do we draw the line? When do wilfulness and thoughtlessness cease. When does reason become the controlling force ? We imagine that many of the difficul ties of keeping school with large boys have their origin in the supposition that such pupils have passed into the age of reason, when, in fact, they were yet children. The training of all the faculties is the teacher's province, but training is not the work of a moment. Training is slow, careful, deliberate, thoughtful work, and the best work of training in any direction is the one which com plies with all these conditions. Haste makes waste, here as else where. The Leader. Be prompt in commencing and closing all exercises. Teach pupils to observe: Observa tion is the secret of success." After the pupil has studied the history of the period, event, or char acter, require him to write the biogra phy of each leading person: A Popular Error. There -S a popular prejudice that if the stones of cherries are swallowed It will obviate the danger of Intestinal disturb ance which this fruit is liable to cause. Nothing could be more absurd than this theory, and the practice is a most per nicious one, as it invites ."crious inflam mation, if not fatal consequences. Herald ot ileal th. -..a vurrKt rronuBciatloB. Mrs. Bingham I s'pose, Miss Amelia, you saw some gran' specimens of arkatec ter when you's down in New York city? Miss Amelia (who has been studying French without a master) Oh, yes, In deed, Mrs. Bingham: 'specially some of them French flahsi (flats.) B FIRST National Bank ! or COLUMBUS. MSB. -HAS AN- Authorized Capital of $250,000, A Surplus Fund of - $20,000, And the largwt Paid j Cash Capital of any bank in this part of the State. 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